Inquisitors a shit
Kraken beats Crab
MOfag reporting in, Midwest is indeed best
Taste like crab
Fuck like people
You feel lucky, punk?
Under water arachnid a shit
dirty bottom feeder
South Great Plains best. North Great Plains a frozen hellhole. Remove Alberta, Remove Dakotas.
What if they taste like people and fuck like crab?
Think she'd taste good in a stew?
Fuck like Crab
Talk like People
crab flavoured pussy?
case in point. Inquisitors are dumb enough to take 40k seriously
KSfag here and fuck you.
I wonder what history would be like with Monstergirls
Wake up being drugged by two mummies and see this
What do you do?
Get a massive erection.
You always want a good female full of roe for some quality seafood gumbo.
Crabs aren't arachnids, they're crustaceans.
crustaceans a shit, arachnid masterrace
Toss her caesar salad
We finally did it, we made cancer edition
Just because I want to eat the crab doesn't make it vore.
Is that coming from someone who takes MGE seriously?
can you post more manticore?
I don't think I've ever seen a full picture of her browsing these threads
Sounds about appropriate.
Bow down and greet them politely.
Being polite always works.
Run away, right quick like.
Araneae plz. All Chelicerata are best Chelicerata.
What is that?
THE MAN WANTS MORE MANTICORE
hope your will stat is high enough to atleast refuse the craziest of the requests
Bow before the current incarnation of the Sun Goddess and ask her what I could do to help renew her kingdom
Charming her and becoming her husband would be nice, but I'd settle for any of those girls.
Especially Anubis. She's cute
Marry with Pharaon. She's the ruler.
I had it ready and was waiting for last one to end.
You guys at least deserve this.
>Marrying a disgusting rape machine
i-is that a tail...bulb?
"B-Brown skin a shit" and run away
That pharaoh's got some big feet.
Swan dive into sandworm.
yes. It goes on your dick.
A crab being sucked into a crack in a high-pressure pipe.
>Too casual to not make it rape
Come on Anon.
She custombuilds her body for you everytime she uses that tail on you.
I... should finish that.
What if you already have a wife and daughter?
What if you can't have sex or you die due to some strange condition?
What if you don't actually find her the type of woman to spend the rest of your life with?
Too bad faggot, you don't get a choice in the matter
How new are you?
Oh, that. Most people just refer to monsters being unable to birth men.
Phasing out humanity like that, that's intentional. While she does intend to tone down the lust her plan basically involves one giant middle finger to the Chief God by stripping her of any potential followers. Wasn't supposed to be that way, and I certainly understand opposing against her because of it, but it's the only option so long as the Chief Goddess remains in Heaven.
A lot of the mentions of monsters' lust either seems to be gross generalizations or highly exaggerated, considering how the only time it ever seems to be true in the MGE is when it's an Apophis' Demon Realm (only because of her venom), Pandemonium, and possibly Lescatie. Every other instance goes on and on about how monsters still retain civilization in Demon Realms, often with a more prosperous culture than anything the Order has to offer. The Royal Demon Realm being such an example.
Also, it probably goes without saying but a lot of what monsters create in art, music and literature tends to be perverted or focused around romance. Even their martial arts and sports competitions are like this, where monsters are competing for any unclaimed men that entered.
I think it's odd to see how almost everything about monsters' lust seems to become irrelevant the moment it involves their civilization, but I'm not the one writing the setting.
There would lot more genocide and shit.
She just needs a knife and a burning candle.
The use of flying monstergirls for CAS would certainly make the civil war a lot more interesting
Daily reminder that mantis and lizardman are best girls!
A salamander is fine too!
Would that even really feel that good?
Oklahoma reporting. We've got... are there elemental monster girls who are tornadoes?
And her and her
Simultaneous lovin, baby.
not new, just haven't been around for a while since I got tired of waiting for the new monster musume chapter to be translated
Shit like this is why Mermaids are god tier.
Poseidon is bro-est of Gods. Which in not something I thought I would ever say
Anon, look at it.
It's bumpy and rippled.
It's dripping a thick lubricant.
she prefers to torture in other ways.
Daemon magic, Something that kills you or harms you now brings you pleasure.
Nice copout KC you fucking faggot
But guess what!
That applies to 90% of all monstergirls!
Thats not torture, you weak fuck.
Poseidon kept trying to kill odysseus even though Zeus told him to quit it
He's a douche
You're from north of OKC aren't you, you bastard?
I think the question is, what could possibly feel better?
Zeus was a dick anyway.
Oh my, please do.
What about Cecaelia?
It says nowhere nothing about anal rape. I checked.
>wearing an outfit
>LEL IMMA MONSTERGIRL
and that is why 90% are degenerate scum
Zeus was a dick, I don't know about Poseidon but Hades was a cool guy.
Not really dude. Zeus let Poseidon dick around with Odysseus because, "No you can't go home until the 20th year."
>tfwno Black Angus cowgirl
MM redraws come first.
>Not trying to kill the arrogant fuck that stole your kid's livestock and blinded him even when your asshole elder bro tells you to knock it off.
What kinda dad would that be?
tfw no harpy gf
Dude stabbed Poseidon's son's eye out. His ONLY eye. With a hot-ass stick, and he made him humiliate himself in front of all his cyclops buddies.
This is how it goes
>I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN -EVERYTHING-
>I drown sailors and faithul subjects just for fun!
>I'm just doing my job and get hated for it
Yes my friend. Scylla love you and only want to use her tentacles to give you hugs so intense they would make a Lamia jealous
Yeah OK is south KS is midwest
>Pull out revolver
>Whip the fuck out of the pyramid
Further proof why norse gods are the best.
When's that Cyoafaggot gonna post the nonIncestuous Slutccubus Imouto story?
>cyclops tries to eat Odysseus when he has plenty of sheep to munch on
>wonders why he gets stabbed in the eye by the Hero of Troy
Get fucking wrecked, cyclop fag.
>I'm gonna put my dick in everything
I am trying to think of one thing in the world his penis did not enter
Lamia master race.
Zeus was better than his dad, at least. Cronus ate his own children and cut off his dad's ballsack with a sickle.
>Poseidon is bro-est of Gods.
When you stop and think about it, Hades is technically the broest of the classic pantheon. He just gets shat on because nobody wants to die. All the Greek gods were assholes, but Hades was the least of all evils and stuck with a shit job.
I love how some modern stories actually touch on what terrible people the pantheon were. Marvel's version of Ares is just too damn entertaining.
Poseidon is an actual dick. Her's extremely vengeful and really got a kick out of watching people drown and die in the oceans.
The sacrifice to him before setting out wasn't so much to honor him but to minimize chances for being his entertainment for the day.
Hades was such a bro under pressure. He even had to put up with a shitty mother-in-law.
>Black Angus cowgirl
>not Belgian Blue cowgirl
The fuck is a black angus
What a fucking bro
She can look as cute as she wants, but chesire cat is terrifying.
Didn't Odysseus just destroy Troy though? I thought Poseidon liked the Trojans because they kept talking about how awesome his horses were
I just want to give her the yarn and watch her go to town on it
Hades was also the god of riches, because gold and other minerals were underground.
He did steal some other goddess to be his wife tough.
There's this too as well, along with the fact Odysseus sort of laughed at Polyphemus (now blind) as he sailed away from the island.
Most Olympians were dicks. Like massive dicks.
Eh not really. He was all over the place in the Iliad.
I get a boner whenever I handle my pet snake
is this wrong
>Hades fines some qt3.14 he likes
>takes her down to the underworld and fucks her
>she can't go back because she ate food meant for the dead
>her mother is whining like a bitch
>Hades is bro enough to let his wife stay with her mother for 3 months out of the year
10/10, would have a beer with
If you're gonna be pleb then at least be a stylish pleb use germanic gods instead of >muh viking deities
Black Angus best cow
type of cow so I guess it would probably be dark skinned if it was a monster girl
Type of cattle. Not very good, but for some reason us americans have a huge hardon for them.
Manticore in sweaterpuppies never ;_;
If I recall correctly, he didn't ''steal'' her.
>Live in Wisconsin
>I'll probably get stuck with a Holstaurus
could be worse
It's those Hamburgers from Burger King
Hades should have been the next in line to lead the gods, too. He was the eldest son, if it weren't for his faggot dad swallowing him everybody would have been happier.
>Several tentacles each wrapping a body part and showering it with little suckers that feel like tiny kisses
>One big tail that can only wrap around your entire body or bust. Albeit it is smooth
There no contest sir. Face it. Your monster has been outhugged
The fuck are you talking about.
Holstaurus best girl you bastard
>She FORCES you to work her titties cause otherwise they hurt
Even the chicks in the Pantheon were massive cunts.
Athena had a massive girl-boner for war and bloodshed.
"Hey Odysseius, you should go kill some more people, it'll be sicknasty!"
How strong are kitsune tail's? Could they give better hugs with their body and tail compared to a lamia/squid girl? Because I'm not sold on how comfortable getting hugged by scales is, and all those suckers on the tentacles don't seem that great and you'd be wet as well
I like how the moral of most Greek myths was just. "Anybody that ever crosses paths with gods gets fucked. Keep your head down and pray you can stay out of their way."
>The fuck is a black angus
Cow breed with all black fur, specialty bred for an overall higher quality of meat
Athena is best girl though.
Have you considered a full body slime hug?
Sexy yet Classy
I have a pet snake
their scales are very smooth and the muscles feel so nice when they wrap around you
10/10 would be hugged by
>Several tentacles wrapping each body part that have teeth inside them, ripping your skin apart
>Her beak is breaking your bones when it bites down
>All of her 1,000 sisters want in
Such is life with a Humboldt Squid waifu
Not bad! I like it!
I'd take Artemis over Athena any day.
I want to see a tan/dark Holstaurus
Artemis was a massive bitch.
>Answers the sphyx riddle and then dodge the assault so she gets in a fight with the mummies.
>Perform similar moves with the assain/Anubis, Dark Matter/Wurm.
>Bow to the queen.
>I have a pet snake
>their scales are very smooth and the muscles feel so nice when they wrap around you
What the fuck you are you doing to that snake boy?
>MIGHTY GERMANIC COW
I'm pretty sure it's 6 months of the year. Fall and Winter are when Demeter is being a bitch so shit is dying, Spring and Summer is when Persephone is back with her.
Basically this. If the gods had their attention on you, generally shit was not going to go well for you.
Yes, yes they were. Artemis was a cunt too.
What does Eldest son have to do with anything? It's the gods. Inheritance comes with power. Zeus's domain stretched across the whole world. Poseidon's domain took up 2/3rds of it and hung out with all the giant monster who lived in it, and Hades only had the underworld and whiny, undead, amnesiacs and his pet dog.
hephaestus is my favorite god
he's the one I can most relate with.
putting it around my arm jesus christ
I get a boner anyway
Actually, let her go back. She stays with him during the winter months though.
And her mom doesn't let fucking anything grow during that time.
Hades is an A++ bro for putting up with a shitty in-law like that.
Killed a guy for walking in on her bathing. IN THE WOODS
I know two other goddesses who were even worse than her.
But I don't want to be wet!
I can't find that image from MGE where she's being milked
But I thought cows only had to be milked constantly due to the fact that they were pretty much always impregnated right after giving birth?
>I get a boner anyway
From imagining lamias, I hope.
>be ugly as fuck
>like beyond ugly
>gods feel so badly for how ugly you are that they let you take Aphrodite as your wife
>Aphrodite turns out to be a slut
>starts fucking Ares behind your back
>cast a net over them while they're bumping uglies and drage them out in the middle of Olympus so everyone can laugh at the whore
I live in the South so I'd probably be kidnapped by a Spidergirl or a Lamia. Which is exactly what I want to happen.
too violent dude
Hephaestus is the best olympian.
>>Her beak is breaking your bones when it bites down
...sure lets go with that
But, in the end, Hades gets everything.
All that ever is, was and ever will be shall eventually die/be destroyed and end up in Hades' realm.
thats a typical tsundere reaction
Angus have a huge meat-to-bone ratio. The steers look like massive bricks when they're ready to slaughter.
They're disease resistant, heat resistant, cold resistant, drought resistant, docil for cattle, and can put on a load of weight quickly.
They are a great breed for the plains, even better when you cross them to make brangus. And compared to bony shit like longhorn or finicky shit like limousine and blue, just fucking fantastic to make money on.
You know the story of Thor when an ice giant stole his hammer and wanted to marry Thor's sister (I believe) in exchange for the hammer?
Thor crossdressed and showed up at the wedding, fooling everyone he was female. Everyone was flabbergasted when the bride ate several cows and drank more than the giants.
When they gave him the hammer, meant as a wedding gift for the bride, he revealed himself and beat every single giant and troll at the wedding to death.
I want to do that to my Holstaurus wife
God fuck the bugs down here, pansies in the north thinking their roaches are big
You'd get apegirls
They can control their moisture. It doesn't have to be a wet hug.
What about this.
>Artemis was a cunt too.
Bitch was blaming harem protagonists for seeing her naked before the genre was even invented.
>greek gods are massive dicks
>norse gods creates mermaids to guide seafarers to safety from storms
You broke your feet?
How would a ripped dude with a beard fool people by putting on a dress?
Dionysus is way better he is the God of wine and ecstasy. Nothing says awesome like booze and sex
I dunno. How did Loki turn into a female horse, got knocked up and gave birth to Odin's horse?
What are you, gay?
Norse has some funny stories and the best ending of the world scenario
>Dear Diary: Best Party Ever
>Implying Humboldt Squid
I don't think the gods ever die, they just get locked up in Tartarus if they get thrown out of their position. So Hades has to forever deal with all of the biggest assholes in his family.
YOU'D get apegirls. We have every bug and insect imaginable down here.
What do you boys think of my MONSTROUS stopping power?
Takes a real man to handle this kinds of raifu <3
Didnt Loki help him that time as well?
Remember that time when Loki promised to give Freya to the dwarves if they built a wall around Asgard within a certain timeframe?
Freya, Odins wife.
Dude what part of the midwest are you
>Live in the forest
>Probably get captured by a Dryad
I'm okay with this.
I thought Tartarus and the realm that hades ruled were too diffrent places
Squid monster girl Anon. Not an actual squid. You don't see me complaining about how a Lamia accidentally biting you with her razor sharps fangs would kill you or her accidentally snapping your bones due to a muscle spasm. Or how her friends from the winter orgy want to share you
giants have poor eyesight in aesri mythology
as in, they can see someones standing there as a general shape and colour but specifics are not their forte, also they didnt notice he was oversized because they were giants
Loki was a shapeshifter who would transform into whatever to troll everything ever.
His nickname was "Sky walker".
Best raifu, but not a monstergirl
As in narcotic out of your mind or bad grammar drug along? This is important, but either way I take it she's going to explain what she expects and why I'm there.
Not much you CAN do but roll with it in that situation. Scorpion alone could outrun and paralyze you. Rather not be turned into a mummy on the spot for being stupid.
Take it there's no answer though, which is why being a writefag is a gift and curse. I want to write all the things.
>finicky shit like limousine and blue
not to mention hereford
That's not nice
How the fuck did we get onto the topic of Greek gods again? Someone posted something about poseidon being a douche and it all went downhill from there
Lets just say that all those rumors and stories about Scandinavian women being hot are well, bullshit.
Dryads and ent girls must be the mentally and physically slowest of all monster girls
Imagine how long the sex would take
He was attempting to make a pun
Cecaelia != Squid
Hades rules the Underworld that has the same name as him. It is connected to Tartarus and Hades oversees the security of Tartarus but other than that he has very little power over it
Did the Manticore trucker story ever pick up again after the author said they were going to bed last night?
>Monsoon season in the swamp, aka the American Rainforest.
>Suddenly dock roaches the size of my hand are trying to get in my house.
B-But I live in Europe.
>>gods feel so badly for how ugly you are that they let you take Aphrodite as your wife
>Ignore the fact you trapped your mom onto a magic chair and held her ransom
>The fact your a hideous cripple and ask for the mot beautiful being in existence
>Expect that to go well
No wonder you spend all your time making robotic kids, while crying and masturbating while Ares fucks his woman
actually the gods can die, its the titans who cant
He also turned a bunch of pirates into dolphins on a whim, Dionysus a shit.
So when's the Cyoa that we'll all ruin with our Murderhappy ways?
>gods arent gods
>titans are the real gods
>the "gods" were merely humans chosen and empowered to serve the gods but rebelled against their masters
but dolphins have the best sex
why would that be a bad thing?
tfw no wheat plant girl
Well, same problem, you go to the underworld when you die, too.
How is it the midwest's fault that it's the best?
No stupid coasts and oceans to worry about
No 100 degree humid as fuck summers
Mostly nice, working class people
Well I've been holding back since I thought that one dude was gonna continue his succubus imouto story, but he seems to have vanished.
In the meantime I've been posting about having a holstaurus waifu forced on me and how greek gods are all a bunch of raging dicks.
I still want someone southern to write Savannah's lines for me though.
This post was meant for this guy. >>100909689
HAHA TIME FOR A BOSS RUSH
No, most of the gods are the progeny of the titans.
What kind of wheat?
Depending on your answer I may have to kill you.
tfw no cranberry plant girl
Never go to El Paso, you hit a bug there it gets off your windshield and asks for your insurance
I'd watch/read it
How would it work would she be tall and thin
Didn't he also, like... have people get raped by horses? That's no party, man.
the descendents of the pirate dolphins are the ones with the rape caves
.yar har shiver me hee, do what you want cause a pirate is free eek!
Anon, who writes the stories?
It is fucking cold as hell
Oh shit, yeah forgot her. Hestia's a super bro.
Louis CK should read these monstergirls thread.
He will break.
cranberries are a evolutionary dead end m8t. the don't seed well anymore
I presume the you'ven't been in proper parties then.
Isn't El Paso a fucking den of violent crime due to being across the border from Ciudad Juarez?
Were the ANY greek gods who was a decent fellow besides Hades?
Also, what about demigods? Didn't Demeter turn Hercules into a berserker and make him kill his wife?
>Live in an old farmer town, right next to a forest
Gee, I wonder.
y no dragons?
Greek mythology has a strong trend of "fathers getting overthrown by sons."
Happened to Ouronos and Kronos and almost happened to Zeus.
Meant for >>100910098
Goddamnit i'm getting off mobile.
not when I lived there
>look up temp in st. louis
>38 freedom degrees
KS here MO is a faggot
get up and ask why the brought me here and why they were all watching me waiting for me to wake up at the same time
Yes. You sick motherfucker.
It all depends on whether you're thinking about a monstergirl while handling the pet snake though, if you just get hard from touching your snake you're a freak. I-I think that's pretty weird either way Anon-kun, s-stoppit and correct your ways
That happens in all religions and alot of fiction.
Except the abramic ones, but they are shit.
Those scales covering her nipples look retarded as shit
From the part of the great plains so far South it's part of the South.
>Dave Chapelle reads these threads
>And that's why a nigga can never fuck a monstergirl!
The thing is, Greek gods were modeled after what the greeks thought people would be like if they had power.
The Pantheon really is just social commentary. When you give people unchecked power they just do whatever the fuck they want.
That doesn't stop them from being tasty. Would you drink your loving cranberry waifu's juice straight from the source?
Probably just the bugs arming themselves. But seriously I wouldn't doubt it, fuckin cartels are powerful
>literary every conflict is parent-child
That's pretty cute.
great now i got to fap again
no I'm a mangofag
>-20 celsius here
>still warmer than usually
To OP when you try to get them
But then the moment you stick your dick in them they just become lazy lizard girls.
Wyvern are cute and cool I guess, but they all got some childhood friend thing going on
And Wyrms are just a bit too slow
I was going to continue my shitty CYOA, but it seems you're caught up in Norse and Greek gods.
So I'll wait till later, and watch some Spaceballs.
How bout this then?
Maybe Demeter or Hestia. That's pretty much it, hope you like farming.
I absolutely love Manticore, who draws those?
>Were the ANY greek gods who was a decent fellow
The only other one I can think of was Hestia, and that was primarily because she was so dutiful that she didn't have time to worry about or do anything else.
>mfw the Disney movie made all the greek gods look like nice guys except for Hades who was basically Satan
Greeks also regarded drama/tragedy as the most realistic/highest form of story whereas the comedy was trash for idiots.
I've been there several times. Did work out in the Franklins for the base. Never seen anything giant but your fucking giant bees.
Never been to Juarez though.
Demeter is a cunt
>Assuming living is Shit Louis
>Assuming temperature is the same everywhere
Been in the single digits all week and wind chill has made it feel like -10 most of it.
In the 30 today so I don't mind.
As far as Greek gods go Athena was one of the better ones, in that she was less of an asshole to everyone than most.
Those claws would probably scratch your back if she was giving you a breast press from behind
>I still want someone southern to write Savannah's lines for me though
Just think about the stereotypical southern accent and you'll do fine. Use "ya'll", "reckon" and similar words and it'll be perfect.
wait isn't that
yesterday it was -3, today it's 38, tomorrow it's supposed to get into the mid 50s, and it'll probably be below zero again in a few days. Fucking Saint Louis weather
Perhaps we're talking about Zeus fucking your monstergirl waifu because there's no other content to discuss
I don't know what the stereotypical southern accent is though
The furthest south I have ever been in my life was Dayton, Ohio. And there I just heard twinges of the accent.
That pic's pretty fucking tragic.
I like it
Disney are dicks.
For fuck sake, Heracles ripped his (human) teacher in half because he was 2cool4school
Fuck that's moe, is there any way to be with a medusa though? ;_;
sir iris was a noble soul. I wonder what happened to those treads in tg
It was actually a pipe for trans-oceanic cabling that had cracked. The pressure from the water rushing in sucked in the crab.
Fuck man, I don't know. It's a super-blowjob pipe with a leak.
If only BioWare had finished the trilogy...
Oh well, still better that than an out of nowhere deus ex machina with an ending too contrived and disconnected from everything you've done up to that point tho.
Write what lines you want and I'll try to country-fy them for you
>Cronus ate his own children
Only because it was foretold that one of his kids would dethrone him like he dethroned his dad, which made him scared.
So he ate his kids and forced Zeus to take him down (though Zeus probably would have done so anyway).
Speaking of Greek Gods, did Persephone ever fall in love with Hades, or was it always a one-sided romance.
Mexico reporting in!
Yeah, the nature of Olympians stops at about neutral. There's not really any god that's benevolent.
And the crestfallen returns to life.
Even tho i killed him in my playthrough
>You will never strip an orc naked and ride her like a pony in the park at night, the rocks digging into her knees and hands as she is almost getting frostbite
She probably loved him eventually.
>Anyone who dies gloriously in battle gets to spend the rest of eternity until Ragnarok fucking, fighting, and feasting.
Not a bad afterlife honestly.
How are things in michoacan?
I'll try a few lines too.
Atleast you get to become a God and rule everything ever as a genocidal asshole.
All mexicans are dullahan
>live in Illinois
>no monster girl wants to live in Chicago so I'm safe
Terrible, couple of my friends got shot at.
Mexico gets Sandworm and Scorpion girls. Desert style Lamias too. Awesome.
Pretty bro of a god to do that.
If it was pretty much any other god, Hades would have turned her into a pig and fed her to persians or something.
NOBODY SAID NOTHING BOUT NO KIDS MAN!
I'm not sure how to do this without spoiling everything in the thread.
Ya'll got a steamID or something?
>implying Chicago is the entire state
implying it doesn't actually control the entire fucking state
Those who are less inclined to do battle every day for eternity can just go to Freyas castle and spend each day drinking, eating and fucking valkyrias.
>less of an asshole
>woman gets raped in her temple by Poseidon
>punishes the woman
>not an asshole
>kidnapping girl and tricking her into becoming his wife
Just because he was less of a dick than his siblings doesn't make him not a dick
Don't listen to this man. You need to make sure it fits. That means knowing what the slang stands it for, what it means.
Like Yeehaw! is an exclamation usually reserved for doing something stupid that could get you seriously hurt but is awesome. You don't say it when you win the lottery. You say it jumping out of a plane, or on the back of a bull, or when you powerdrift into a turn and almost die. Alternatively, when you do something incredibly awesome while intoxicated.
We'll help you out. There's at least four or five southerners here.
Actually, half of the warriors went to Odin's hall and the other half went to Freya's. You don't get a choice.
You know no one cares about that shit.
you forget dem skeletons ghosts and undead. the culture down there has a hard on for death.
Is the southern "YOLO!"?
Yeah, since at least the 50's.
D-Does he ever get unstoned?
Yes. Except about two hundred years older.
Nah it's "hold my beer and watch this"
just send it to email then, I guess
theres also Quetzalcoatl which I guess would be a cross between a lamia and a harpy
You do, in a way.
Those that go to Freya are those that are more peaceful than their brethren.
not to mention Aztec wendingoes
>Never having near-death Yeehawed once while sober
What sort of sheltered life is that?
Yeehaw is more of a fuck yeah style exclamation than yolo.
might be better
Would this be a place to look for robutt?
Depends on the type of character. A small-town MS accent is a bit different than the sort of accent you might find in Jackson. Then you have South LA, which has an almost NY-ish "Yat" accent, but the heavy Yat is concentrated in the Chalmette area. Yat is different from a Cajun accent. I personally disagree with "reckon." It's honestly not something that people would use all the time, especially from larger towns and cities. Texas has more of what I can best describe as a cowboy twang, but you have a bunch of Mexican accents for obvious reasons. That said, the only places that have a really different accent or terminology are Texas, Southern LA, and Florida.
Wendigo is not Aztec, it's from Great Lakes tribes.
>savage warrior brown monster girl when?
>MFW the Percy Jackson movie absolutely shit all over Hades' character because "Muh Satan"
What are you even doing?
>Less of an asshole
>Compared to Zeus, Poseidon, Ares, Hera, Demeter, and literally every other god.
You arent a monstergirl just because you are a huge dickhead, my mistake.
How come their is nearly zero love for Were-Rabbits or any other were girl in these threads?
Why hasn't the MGE guy made a Jackalope girl? Jackalope is my favorite mythological animal. Mostly because I'm 82.5% sure I saw one as a kid.
No, I'm thinking more like an Indian warrior princess type monster girl. Not a muscle girl.
If he was in a kneeling position, how did he stand up?
>making a movie about the belief of an another culture
What were you expecting?
Don't you shit on Satan.
Guy takes all the blame even though he's not the actual devil, just god's angel to do dickish deeds.
Satan and Lucifer are different beings.
Texas is big enough to have a couple of different accents, though a lot of that is minutiae
At least people are actually standing up against the hipocracy and bullshit cartels
Because those fuckhueg rabbit legs don't really appeal to anyone
Maybe a deergirl? KC doesn't have any deergirls.
But again. Cannibalistic and savage. No honor, just blood for the blood god.
nah, not really.
Thank ya kindly
Check your e-mail soon, southern anon. Though I'm still not sure what regional dialect she should have. Maybe like northern texas/arkansas?
Working with hardshell no-drinking, no-dancing, no-fun-having, Southern Baptists.
>Forgetting Alabama, South Carolina and Mississippi
Well honestly I think each southern state has it's own accent. You just know one when you hear it.
340 posts in and no fucking monstergirls
The fuck's going on
the power of love
uh greek gods midbest and some south mixed in
You are a funny guy.
We would have Panther girls,Jaguar girls, Scorpion girls, Golden Eagle Harpy, Lizard girls, Quatzequatel girl, Ghost girls, Zombies since death and all is big. Angels girls, Humboldt squid girl, and more. Awww yea.
That is so sad.
Yes, we are strapped and ready to fight.
For the movie to at least try to be as good as the books?
the closest word I could translate bub. there are legends of men going apeshit back in those heart carving days. mostly shedding their human skin while raiding small pueblos possessed by something otherworldly.
Tengus are monster girls too
Very much depends on where you are, Dallas area is a lot different than about 50+ miles south east, then it gets different the further west you go, and south, and north. Just so many people here from different places
>Check your e-mail soon, southern anon.
>You will never be wondering why your Were-Rabbit girlfriend is so late for your date
>She will never run up to you flustered and apologizing for being so late
>She will never be followed by several other couples
>They won't be complaining about how she interrupted their love making by doing sick parkor through their houses
>All the while screaming "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!"
>One of the couples won't involve a Cheshire cat laughing her ass off
Shame. Rabbits are cute.
>Sauron is cut out and some worthless flaming eye is put in his place
And another WIP.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Also anyone have the yeti story image?
>monstergirls come from old men smoking weed and telling great stories
I wonder if America will step in and bring burgers
What are those things on the side of her head supposed to be anyways
>they eye being symbolic would be too confusing for average moviegoer
>gotta make him literally a gigantic searchlight
>The fluffy legs don't appeal to anyone
>Those snake bodies, wings, feathers, scales, bird legs, abdomen, stingers, giant single eyes and disembodied heads are hawt though
>>No one will ever write a about a qt pure CC Centaur girl who wants to experience the joys of being wooed.
Every weekend until its done!
Did he actually do something in the books?
No love for zombies?
I just want to warm her up with my body heat.
Some took magic mushrooms and peyote.
lizard guy, is that you?
This. Even places like Kentucky.
Dallas is full of yankees. Plano and Ft Worth are closer to the regional.
>mfw that Southern Czech twang in that little region south of Hillsboro
I was going to but I decided to go with southern trucker manticore and chesirefutacat instead
You had to pick the most evil, scum sucking, cum guzzling sack of shit to ever come out of the daemon realm
I like the classy ones
I'm just talking about ones that I've visited/lived in that have significantly differences. I absolutely agree that each state has its own
>that Southern Czech twang in that little region south of Hillsboro
That sounds hilarious
Oh god, I can already imagine what happened.
>Somehow, the knight finally got cured from being petrified
>He looks around for his medusa wife only to see her and what seems to be her daughter cornered by a bear
>The knight charges at the bear, disregarding the fact that he is unarmed
>The fight is pretty onesided, it's like the bear was fighting against canned food
>The bear manages to make the knight trip, breaking some of his bones on the process
>The bear takes a big bite from the knight's side, leaving nothing but shards of metal behind
>The knight inores the pain and punches the bear with the added power of adrealine and the will to safe his love
>The bear falls after having his brains replaced by a steel gauntlet and falls, breaking and tearing off the knight's arm on the process
>The knight is dying, but medusa wants him to live
>The knight suggest that she would turn him back into stone, saying that he'll stay alive like that
Imagine if you were a human, etc.
Any other girl you are going to draw?
But thats not your waifu
Zombies are shit. Only Wights, ghouls and vampires should apply.
>more lilim art
Were-rabbit you say?
I will always treasure southernanon doing a reading of one of my character's lines
It was a joke, anon-kun
But if you devote yourself to a Zombie, she too eventually will reach Wight status.
Aww man. Will you maybe pick if up after?
>futacat Does she have balls? Link?
>still being a futapleb
Don't forget skeletons.
Make my peace with God.
Eh, I'd rather have fluffy legs more than those giant paws the other girls have, They look cozy. Rabbits are cuddlier than cows so I'd rather take a March Hare than a Holstaurus
Lt. Dan is that you?
Walkers, sure. But runners? You better be polite.
>Maritan drawn lilim
That's not druella.
I don't draw canon characters from a setting unless requested.
Or at least so much of a character.
The fuck kind of horns are those?
Do you take requests?
It is. God damn they make the best jalapeno, sausage and cheese kolaches too.
Zombies can transform in Wights you know.
"I'm a cute CC Centaur that wants love and to be wooed!" A centuar shouts out as she parades through the woods.
"Wooooo...." a bum wearing dirty rags wooes lethargically at the Centaur.
"Yay!" The Centaur hugs the bum, who smells like shit and dead animals, and carries him off into the sunset princess style.
And they lived happily ever after, untill she NTRs him for a viking with a guitar that shoots lightning.
Hey Maritan, tomorrow I got some time so I'll work on that Lilim I promised you.
Whether I finish or not is a different matter though.
Its rather ironic that one of the greatest thinkers of the Ancient world was forced to commit suicide by the state because he was 'corrupting the youth' by saying that the gods were not good role models for children
>wants a southerner to read lines
>uses a vocaroo instead of posting text
help me help you anon. At least pastebin it or something
I feel like I'm missing something
10/10 would read again
I hate you.
There's a lot of things humanity/societies did that probably set civilization back quite a bit.
>implying vikings would want something so disgusting
Didn't your grandma teach you not to trust things that have any kind of skeleton that isn't internal?
Did you even listen to the vocaroo? It's an anon, male oddly, reading lines.
I thank my lord above, to be living here today.
Lamia Christmas Cake
>Furries in disguise: the thread
Would she produce chocolate milk?
>doing sick parkor through their houses
>All the while screaming "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!"
I chuckled, I like you, Anon.
I'm currently writing the next part.
I got another anon's email to use, though the pastebin for that story is
I typically update it before I post here.
oh look it's this post again
Are we talking about the same people that made a sport out of throwing infants into the air and impaling them on their swords as they fell down?
Yeah, the Dark Ages would be one of them.
Sounds like Christian propaganda bullshit to me. Source?
you talkin' shit about exoskeletons
Lilim are my favorite.
What's wrong with em? There are horns of all type and drew seems to have similar ends, only hers have more pointed ends in the back.
I'm up for commission, if you don't mind possible long waiting times due to a backlog of other commissions... and my sometimes very busy life.
Take your time.
I look forward to seeing how you draw my OC lilim.
Send a preview on pixiv if ya can. Just don't rush yourself on my account, we're all pretty busy.
tell them that this is my kingdom now and jack off into the pharaohs face
>meet qt3.14 snakegirl
>turbs out to be a medusa
>you can never look into her eyes
>feels bad man
As long as you dont look directly at their eyes yoy should be good, but that's not really practical. Maybe if uou were blind it could work?
They're the only succubus-type that I actually like.
And about boneless as well.
Monsters withouth an internal skeleton can go fuck themselves
Why cant I find some crocodilegirls anywhere?
I dont mind waiting, i have already waiting for a long time.
Bitch, are you talking shit? Better shut the fuck up before I smack you the fuck up.
Bow down and lick the pharaoh's foot.
Becuase they would basically be the same as Lizardgirls.
you can go fuck yourself
Watch out for their fathers.
Because they already have Lizardgirls. Just imagine one based on a crocodile and you'll be fine.
>lazy amazon equivalents of lizard girls
10/10 would snu snu
I drew one once, but it's far too furry/scalie for these threads.
It's also rather old so I'd prefer to not upload it.
But generally, they probably wouldn't differ much from dragon girls. Mabe a bit bulkier, rougher skin and visible fangs.
I've hungered for someone to do a few drawings for my story, but I don't have the time to discuss anything at the moment sadly.
>dat Scorpion girl
Just take me!
Scumbag Race Traitor.
I bet you'd betray your comrades in arms in a heartbeat if it meant getting some of that spade tail
Youre probably right
Those are some nice pictures.
What'd the difference between Lilim and other succubi?
Good work on the eyes.
It really captures the crazy.
>bit bulkier, rougher skin and visible fangs.
Thats what I want
blind yourself or find a wizard to enchant your eyes
Power levels and the fact that lilim are the children of the Demon Lord Lilith.
What if their tail wasnt burning?
Well, I have an email you can drop off comission requests at.
Throw me an email, be warned I can sometimes be slow with replies, and I also apologize for that in advance.
then it would be a lizard girl
How would a Wheat plant girl work?
Thats the only difference?
Thats some shitty writing.
Lilim are the children of the Demon Lord and her husband.
You ever hear what happens if Charmander's tail gets drenched in water?
since it burns based on her emotions, i guess she would be quite depressed
I can't be a traitor if I was never on your side to begin with.
By turning her into bread and eating her for breakfast
Dragon a best, prove me wrong
Yeah, i fapped to that.
Had to put it on repeat because its only about 5 seconds long.
That took longer than I thought. Sent you an e-mail.
Would a dragon share her gold hoard with you if you married her?
>implying I'm not on my own side.
you're wrong because arachne a best
You should try listening to Korean Ahri's voice clips. She sounds like she's having an orgasm every time she dies.
silly, YOU are part of her treasures now
You can't share it because you are a part of it.
I wonder how a sunflower girl would work
The Salamander's personality is also more fiery
Seeing as you eventually become more important than all her treasure anyway, I'd say yes.
lol no shed make you part of her hoard
Nice idea, it goes against the grain.
I think Salamander are also physically bigger and stronger.
1. You become a part of her hoard and she covets you jealously
2. She gives you her pile of treasure to help pay to raise your family. When confronted, she insists and says she's found something more valuable than gold.
3. She uses it as payment for you being nice to her and so on. Instead of spending it, you save it all to give back to her as a wedding present.
Do you have an secret arts you want to share with us that aren't on your twitter or pixiv, Maritan?
I guess the head would be in the center of the flower
I'm the succubus imouto story guy, I had an emergency and had to move suddenly, I just finished re-establishing my battle-station.
does anyone want to continue or is it better to let that story die?
>She gives you her pile of treasure to help pay to raise your family. When confronted, she insists and says she's found something more valuable than gold.
Goddammit stop doing these things to me
Someone should fix that mouth
I'm not in any rush, go ahead
Continue only if we can spend a month looking after the sister and purifying her to be free of the taint.
So what would a New Englander like me get?
Were-cats? Woflgirls? Its not like there's that much wildlife here besides strays, vermin, and birds
would like ye to continue
Man I wish I could write and I'd make a story about a farmer farming
>tfw no dragon gf
You get raped by norse monstergirls coming in from the sea.
>Wake up being drugged
Uh, I guess I go back to sleep then?
>dragon girl in a wedding dress
Can blind people beat up Medusa
How does she use deodorant
you know, now that I think about, Wisconsin recently re-introduced wolfgirls up north.
Hot diggity damn time to move.
okay then let's pick up from where we left off and see what happens.
Your heart is about to burst out of your chest. Was this really happening? Was it maybe just some sort of drunken stupor induced by too much drinking? Whatever the cause you were being hugged by a little girl who claimed to be your imouto and you weren't going to do anything rash like strangle her.
“Onii-chan are you alright?” you suddenly realize that she is standing before you with a confused look on her face. “Uh yeah.” You stand up and dust off. The room is a mess but she doesn’t seem to mind the mess. You grab her hand which elicits a happy smile “are we going to play now!” she jumps in place while you walk her out of the room.
You decide that maybe you could lighten up the atmosphere; after all she was just a little kid regardless of what happened to her. “Have you taken a bath recently?” her clothes are stained and torn just about everywhere. She continues walking but with her head down and a mischievous grin on her face.
“Maybe!” she giggles and you immediately lift her up into your arms like a child. She tries to resist and punches you playfully “I don’t need a shower, you promised the first thing we would do after you got back from travelling was play!” she pouts even as you open the door to the outside where a large tank of water waits.
“Uh… Onii-chan?” she stops resisting but rather holds on tighter as you lead her to the large bath. You set her down and she looks up at you with a concerned look “d’ya think we can go together? I don’t want to go by myself…” she rubs her foot against the ground and look up at you innocently.
are those commie subs?
also holy shit we're on autosage already
Purge with water. DROWN THE BITCH
Someone should make a map of the different monstergirls all over the world
Wait till next thread, bump limit soon comrade
Well then, as I posted last thread,
find a way to warm up the water so it's nice and hot before you bathe with her. It'll help the both of you relax and maybe you can talk to her about what happened.
Go outside. Look for an animal. the one you see is what you get.
I've got my rabbit on my lap right now so I'm stuck with that or something with the petting zoo down my road
So... more rabbits.
Truth be told we'd probably be overrun with spider girls. Scientist say your never more than a meters or 2 away from a spider at any given time
i guess they are
why don't we tell which kind of monster girls we would have on our countries?
Get into the bathtub and have a bath without sexing her up, because you still have honour and decency left, unlike that scumbag called /a/non who lives across the way and only cares about sex
Yes but stop her if she tries to go lewd.
It's the only way to be sure.
will look over it and get back to you as soon as I can
Alp transition process.
Put her out of her misery.
I would think Cancer or maybe mermaids or some sort of sea monster, seeing how there's so much sea food and fishing here, or atleast in my state
>why don't we tell which kind of monster girls we would have on our countries?
I have a shit load of spiders living in my cieling that I can't get rid of no matter how much I try. I have to clean webs off my shit every fucking day and at night they randomly drop on top of me. Used to freak me out but I guess I got used to it.
They're just those yellow-ish house/dust spiders so I don't really have to worry about them biting me or something.
Just so you know, at least in North Carolina, most people don't talk like total ignorant retards with a stereotypical southern drawl. Rednecks, who are the minority, give the south a bad impression for people who haven't spent time here. I couldn't even tell you the last time I heard someone say "reckon" or "a'int". The only thing people really say a lot is "ya'll" and even then, we/they say "you all" more often than not.
Unless you are scandinavian or greek, nuh-uh.
What monstergirls do nortj Texas anons get to look forward to?
I'm going to make her pure if it kills me
Like one of those reverse sluttification pictures I saw a while back
Sure I'll help you wash your hair.
We are going back into the house to take a bath right..? Not outside next to the well?
Also your mantis story is missing the rest of the epilogue
I intend on continuing to practice until I get better, thanks.
Ah? Well I guess you could say that. The crazy bit that is.
I'll be posting the rest soon, but besides that I posted anything else on here before.
I'm still waiting on the comissioner to message me back on these and to say how he wants the male to look like. For now it's just a little joke face and hairstyle until I get confirmation.
Bathe with her, buy avoid lewdity.
Ignore the bloodthirsty paladins too.
Well the boarder has Dullahan
I'm still seconding this guy >>100914010
Also ask her what happened while you were gone.
Or atleast in the Piedmont and Coastal Plains
You intend on drawing that?
I look forward to seeing it then!
Are you going to continue soon?
I want to know what happens next.
Drown her with your dick.
>accent makes you an ignorant retard
> You're a level 1 paladin, off to slay the monster that's been terrorizing a nearby farm
> You track the monster to a cave high in the mountains
> Inside is a black-scaled Dragoness sleeping atop her hoard
> You gulp, but valiantly leap up and begin trying to attack her
> Your sword does not even leave a mark on her scales, let alone her skin
> Eventually, you grow tired, and give up your assault by collapsing to the floor
> The Dragoness yawns, then asks why you stopped giving her a massage
> You look up at her amazed, only to see she's shifted from a lizard to that of a humanoid woman
> She briskly walks over, kneeling across from you
> She asks why you've come, which you explain hesitantly
> She laughs, then pats you on the top of the head
> She says she'll let you go, but only if you bring her back a cow to eat
> You can't really afford a cow, but you know that pissing off a Dragoness is a bad idea
> You swear on your honor as a paladin that you will return
> It takes a few days, but you do in fact return with a cow
> She is there waiting, and asks what took you so long
> When you tell her honestly that it is because you are poor, she frowns
> She offers to pay you if you bring her some livestock every week
> As it seems to be a good solution to keep her from stealing from nearby farms, you agree
> You sell your armor and all other wordily possessions to afford some cows and pigs
> The Dragoness begrudgingly helps you set up a sort of farm near the mountain pass that leads up to her cave
> You begin leading animals up to her bi-weekly, which she pays for handsomely
Guess I'm stuck with the harbinger of death if we're going by regions
>Live right across the street from a swampy area.
Is there a mosquito monster girl? If so I better get a fucking spider or some shit to keep them away considering how many of those fuckers I get.
You must live in one of the yankee infested college towns,
Keep your pants on but give her a thorough cleaning, asking about what happened before telling her that you two will have company tonight. Proceed to get Omuchan.
>separated from minnesota bros by a southern-named river
> One day, she says she no longer has anything to pay you with, except her body
> She seems extremely embarrassed, yet somehow as if this was her plan all along
> At first you refuse, but, after she punches a hole in the wall, you accept
> It turns out you're both virgins, and the first time is made even more awkward by her shifting back to full Dragon form mid-way through
> Afterwards, she seems wholly attached to you, and won't let you leave her sight
> She ends up moving down from her cave onto your farm
> Though she claims it's a matter of honor to pay a debt, she willingly (and sometimes forcefully) has sex with you daily
> Months pass
> She gets pregnant, going into labor during the winter months
> Daughteru is a grey, without any scales
> Dragoness is worried, but is far too happy to have a child
> You tell her you have something to show her
> You take her to the barn and show her a hidden door to a basement
> Her entire hoard is there in the warm room
> She tackles you, and another daughteru (a Steel this time) is born months later
> Your farm becomes legend, mostly for its quality meat
> You guess that your wife is helping by giving the livestock some of her energy
via ELH's greentexts. Wish he'd do a Cheshire one
>give her white knight dick till she hates all dicks and wishes to spend rest of her life in some nunnery
>giving up here horde ever
Considering I've lived in NC all my life, I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply. Having an accent does not equal being a retard, but talking with total disregard to proper English does.
I do now, yes, in the capital, but I lived in a fairly small town in the literal center of the state for my entire childhood.
Maybe next thread.
I just hope you don't lack the capacity to go as far as you hope to go.
I'll do a couple of the obvious ones.
MURRIKA - Bald Eagle
Canada - Moose
Brazil - Fuck if I know, chupacabra?
Australia - Various deadly creatures that all want to kill you and then rape your dead body.
Egypt - Sphinx?
France - Froglegs
Japan - Something with tentacles, a lot of them.
Russia - Kitsunes
Turkey - Gobblegobble
UK - Mad Hatter
I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.
>not wanting to feel your waifu release a little part of her inside of you as you do to her
Holy shit are you me?
>MURRIKA - Bald Eagle
Just a harpy subspecies
Oh boy here we go
Brazil - Iara
any bison girls?
Is Bob Sapp /a/ related?
Bee girl peggin when?
What about Sweden?
I sure hope not. If I am, I'm spontaneously forgetting what I post and replying to myself.
Not enough best cape in this thread.
>Wanting an extra hairy humpback holostaurus
Nah, more like http://exhentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/
I am not hooking up with a moose.
Those things will straight up murder your ass for fun.
A beaver girl maybe. I imagine them having good family values,
Maybe a deer or elk because nervous doe girls sound cute
Ooh or a half crazy Loon girl. That's a pretty bird
>implying the hoard is more valuable than a man who keeps his word and doesn't fear her just for what she is.
Not wanting to pleasure your monster waifus meaty dick.
Are you gay? Do you not love her?
>She wants to give you a blowjob
Do you let her?
Replace Kitsunes either with bear girls.
Come to think off it I've never seen a bear based monster girl.
Elves (vikings created them after all), dwarves, mermaids, frost giants, giant wolves, giant lamias, and everything else in the 9 realms.
if we were going to have harpy subspecies, it'd be the Thunderbird
I now associate Bob Sapp with /that/ doujin. MOM!
>implying you wouldn't have instantly become part of her horde when you gave her the massage
>implying she would ever let her horde leave
>implying she would let the leaving part of her horde leave with more of her horde
Do you even dragon logic?
that's not how it works anon
I wish I had a dryad childhood friend
look up grizzly in the MGE
we all do, anon
we all do
Only if she slaps me on the ass with her tail while doing it
“Okay, I suppose that we could do that.” You walk over to the tank of water and set the heater up. Meanwhile the two of you could talk for a bit while waiting for the water to be tolerable.
You sat down next to the heater and she came quickly “Onii-chan did you bring me anything from your travels?” she paced up and down excitedly and you remembered that despite what she looked like she was still a kid. You laughed and searched your pockets for a trinket to give her seeing as how you’d done more than enough to have at least one interesting thing at hand.
You pulled out something long and surprisingly hard, something that you could put right up to her mouth and make her turn red. The tip was red and the rest was a nice pink color and it looked like it was pulsating in the light. You know what it is. A harpy feather from your friend, as you fished out the bright neon feather your imouto’s expression turned into one of amazement and excitement “W-what is it Onii-chan?!” she tried to snatch it out of your hand but you held it up.
“This is a harpy feather from a close friend, take good care of it alright?” you extended it out to her and she grabbed it before pressing it to her chest. “This is the best thing ever! Onii-chan always has the best presents!” She hugs you once again rubbing her face against you and inhaling deeply. When she finally stands up her eyes are unfocused and she looks at you with a greedy smile “You smell so nice onii-chan!” you lift her up and into the now warm bath.
“So, do you want to talk about what happened here?” you left your trousers on to your little sister’s chagrin. She immediately removed her clothes and was standing in front of you while you washed her hair of all the dirt and twigs. “whaddaya mean?” she turns around managing to whip her hair. She seems puzzled by your question but still smiles.
How exactly were you supposed to talk about this.
But then the man can't prove his worth
Just because she has a dick and balls to fill you up with her love doesn't mean she can't have girlparts.
Wouldn't that be like getting slapped on the ass by a plank of wood?
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>someone actually fucking saved my 5 seconds in paint masterpiece
Put her out of her misery.
>shifting back to full Dragon form mid-way through
Wouldn't that kill you
>impyling a husband isnt the most valuable thing to a dragon, and therefore would not need to prove his worth
"What made your skin turn blue?"
Your the guy arguing for his "waifu" having a dick and your poking holes in the kinky idea of a Beaver girl slapping your ass with her tail? The fuck is the matter with you
You've got to post the end page. THAT page.
>Hope you like farming
Mashed potatoes with some meatballs made out of moose meat. Best shit you'll ever eat.
''This place looks different from how I remember it before I left.''
See if she can think if an answer for that.
It's just a hollow shell pretending to be her.
Not really no. It'd just be like that one Horo doujin.
>implying he doesn't have to prove himself worthy to be her husband first
"How did you become a succuslut abomination"
we softcore paladin now
I like to argue the counterpoint to something just because
>not wanting to get blasted by her hot seed.
go away paladin-kun
If we can't purge then we do THIS OPTION/
Where are you/our parents
Why are you a succubus now
Less than three hours and the thread's already dying.
trucker writeanon, I just sent you an email back
So...a mermaid? Or a literal watermonster?
Beaver/Wolf/Bear perhaps? Don't you all have wolverines? Wolverine monstergirl would be interesting.
Suck it up, you got a moose. Jeeze, what do you want, a beaver or a Bobcat or something?
I'm not going to lie, I thought of bears first but I actually have a legitimate fear of bears so I don't want to do that to you fellows. I went with Kitsune because I like the thought of visiting Russia and being welcomed by a Kitsune who calls me comrade and then has her way with me
why did your skin turn blue?
Dammit bob, we talked about this.
Saturdays are usually the busy days.
I think what attracts me to futa is that from the male perspective, you know what the orgasm feels like.
Thus, when your waifu blasts her creamy load up your ass, you know how good you made her feel, as you reach around to massage her pulsating balls.
Then you turn around and give it to her right back.
>implying the massage didnt make him worthy
What happened to mom and dad?
When did you turn into a succubus?
How old is our imouto suppose to be again?
Such is the cancer edition.
Setouchi did it better.
>Not holding you down while her friends take turn raping you
I'll do that next thread
>implying it did
Well she obviously didnt fire breathe his ass or eat him
Yes. A Bobcat or Lynx girl sounds awesome.
Have you seen them? They've got little pointy ears and big fluffy snow shoe paws
>Iara was a beautiful young woman, sometimes described as having green hair and light skin
which reminds me of Muromi
Nah, Kitsoviet pussied out of a realistic ending because m-muh romance
>all those human arms
It's creepy as hell.
I never understood the point of all the hand gestures
Shes hip and swag.
Before this thread dies, what does Michigan get? Wolverines?
Slimegirls made of lard
>not liking romance
why are you even here?
I just like it because you can tell when they're coming since it's pretty visible, rather than when a girl says shes "cumming"
Let me have my fun fantasies you bastard.
I'd be okay with a bobcat monstergirl, they're affectionate as fuck, how clingy would they be?
Mute the video.
Oh god please no. Nice to see someone who enjoyed the show
But that's just a monster.
Well if you want to say you're a yooper you can have wolf girls and stuff.
The brutal rapes and human suffering. Also, talking with my fellow paladins about how to purge monsters
>When she felt a man around she would start to sing gently to lure him. Once under the spell of the Iara a man would leave anything to live with her underwater forever, which was not necessarily a bad thing, as she was pretty and would cater for all needs of her lover for the rest of his life.
KC would love her
My brother in shining armor!
>you will never bub his bub
What? I say 'reckon', 'ain't', and 'y'all' all the time. And it's opposite for me; the only people I ever hear say "you all" are yanks.
I was not prepared for how lewd it would be
I never thought about it like that, but it makes perfect sense. It's gonna be kinda weird getting pegged up the ass though...
He carried me away
From where the monsters lay
And a arrow come and drilled the bastard clean.
He put me safe inside
And just before he died
"I hope you learned the monsters lie " says Paladin.
So I'll meet him later on
At the place where he is gone
Where it's always double drill and no canteen.
He'll be squattin' on the coals
Givin' drink to poor damned souls,
And I'll get a swig in hell from Paladin!
Yes, my pal! Paladin!
Holy warrior Paladin!
Though I've baited you and flayed you,
By the livin' god that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Paladin!
Oh the oh god no was meant for the thought of having to deal with Muromi. The monstergirl in question sounds decent, I love the water so I'd be cool with it.
Levi-tan is love. Deadly ancient protective love.
keep up the good work
I wish to know what does it feel like to have a slimegirl wrap herself around you and stimulate every inch of your skin simultaneously.
In his defense, The Sharpshooter was a throwaway character I came up with because I realized as I was trying to wrap up the story that I had said there were 5 kitsune at the beginning and I had only described 4 of them raping you. My intent was for it to end right there, with your sister's new toy eternally reminding you of how you got raped, but people said "The Sharpshooter shows up at his house the next day, alone", followed by "Seconded", and now we're stuck riding this train
>raining down Gods wrath
NOONE POST ANYTHING!
that's why I suggested the Silmeria name
Levia-tan cut apart and cooked as sushi doujin when?
You all is usually used in an attack. Not in a friendly tone. Or sometimes if people speak really slowly and don't use a lot of contractions.
"You all think you can fuck me? Not gonna happen. I will take it as high as I have to for honest adjudication!"
I want to wear a slimegirl like a bodysuit.
For that anon who wanted loving femdom yesterday or so
Although it isn't monster girl
Is Silmeria a reference to something that went over my head?
Like cold Jello.
I kind of imagine something along the lines of cold somewhat slimy jello since they can control the moisture/liquidity of their bodies correct, and as they interact with you their bodies warm to your temperature and it feels all unique and cozy and shit. And if you wanted you could let her envelope you almost completely and it'd feel like you were kind of floating in peaceful, loving, warm giggling water.
Then again, I still don't have a fucking clue what I'm talking about.
And still her 5 friends don't show up to rain on your parade after she lulls you into a false sense of security, and they all rape you in front of Holly
deus ex machina character that helps out humanity because she doesn't like how her peers have treated them
I guess you're right about that. I was only thinking of the typical greeting/addressing a group.
Apparently the show's title.
funny thing is, it was not his idea
It's be tried.
Hound, you have good tastes and are a good man. Continue on my brethren. I kind of feel like writing a comedy/parody story with Levi-tan now that involves lewd happenings.
Doesnt stop him from being a cancerous fuck.
>good man despite tripfagging all over the place for attention
Just read to the end of that.
>posts the same images over and over trying to get replies
>not liking the best ending ever
What does his tripfagging have to do with us sharing similar tastes in amazing females?
Pls go shitpost-kun
its gets a translated chapter every 2 - 4 months and i am not even kidding
Season 2 when?
>What does his tripfagging have to do with us sharing similar tastes in shitty females?
More like hes parading his shit taste.
>Jabberwock is a dragon
>Instead of beating her militaristically all you have to do is smack her in the face with your raging boner and have her smell your man-scent
>TFW i'm suddenly reminded of that one doujin with the girl schlicking to a guy's sweaty jersey and having the same situation happen to her before she goes absolutely fuck crazy
It sold like shit, didn't it?
that image wat
anon pls, don't do this to me
hound can you make this pic with color? p-please
we are way behind the raws, i really wanted to keep reading the manga, so many characters that didn't appear in the anime
AH SHIT IT HURTS MY HANDS
>not waiting 8 months per Yamato Nadeshiko Shichihenge chapter
Gets me every time.
They're pulling her fucking spine out
What the fuck man
Cyoa-anon here, would you guys prefer for me to continue here or wait for the next thread?
Kill the demonspawn.
why don't YOU create a new thread?
we're finally on page 10
so just wait I suppose
she could go on adventures with us if we don't slay her
Your mantis story is missing part of the epilogue
Continue purging in the next thread.
it's not there yet though http://pastebin.com/u/Cyoa-anon
How long till next MM chapter?
oh I'll go look that up, I think I accidentally pasted that one part in the thread immediately after the first mantis thread so it was lost but I'll look for it.
it got cancelled, sorry
at least 4 months.
Just so I can sleep and read it later.
>not knowing how to link properly