MY DICK IS READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE
THAT LOOKS FUN! CAN I PLAY?
THERE'S NO USE WITH ALL YOUR GIMMICKS
SO CHECK THIS OUT
LOGIN YOU DAMNED ONES CRUSH THE WONT YOU COMPROMISE
JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE
YOUR MOM IS A PUNCHLINE.
THERE'S NO USE WITH ALL YOUR MOM JOKES
SO CHECK THIS OUT
I would check this in, if you catch my drift
I WOULD CHECK EM
JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE
JUST LISTENING TO THE ACE OF BASE WOW WOW
WE SAY WHOA OH OH OH
Australia is for lvl 95 to 100. Too dangerous.
T-Rex mode: The animation
CHECK EM OUT!
LOG IN YOU DAMNED ONES
lolz, Australia is more like big raid instance
Australia is more like hell on earth. I pity the poor souls who are stuck there.
Level 93 Kangaroo World Boss
Abos are worse than any snake/insect
sure hope people won't find out that the adventures where people of the land all along
>3d girls' with anorexia versus 2d girls with ideal figures.
Don't compare delicious fresh apples with rotten dried out ones, anon.
All 3DPD is rotten though.
Then you have gone full weaboo and are beyond saving. Soon you will migrate to /jp/. Then healthy 2d girls won't fit your standards. Then no 2d girls will compare to the waifu in your head. Then you will try to drawfag your waifu only to destroy her image with your shit skills. Then you kill yourself because your waifu is tainted and you're all alone.
And Akatsuki will walk away from your grave trying to hide her laughter.
>Then you will try to drawfag your waifu only to destroy her image with your shit skills. Then you kill yourself because your waifu is tainted and you're all alone.
you mean like what happened in OP's pic?
YEAH WE'RE READY FOR THE PUNCH LINE
It's actually the weakest boss of australia.
And the map for silly adventurers who want to die.
You underestimate kangaroos. they use their hind legs to eviscerate you or straight up drown you if they're near any water.
More truthful map.
Why is she not wearing a shirt?
>Last ditch attempt to stop a LOG RISING thread from degenerating into and Aus thread
>implying you can stop the spiders
>Implying Akatsuki's sexiness can't
Even spiders want a piece of this ass
You're only making it worse by attracting more of them!
>Drop bears not listed
Get out of here, head of the Australian tourism department, nobody's falling for it.
Akatsuki is always making my log rise.
Forgive my ignorance, but aren't dropbears koalas?
Please don't afraid new boukensha tachi.
Bears, ants, koala, dingos, spiders, croco, [the 15000 other species with poison]? Kangaroo is the less dangerous creature in autralia.
Can this be the actual thread where the episode is discussed and not some mmo shitposting like the other thread?
Also why are aussies the biggest shit posters?
What's going on in this pic? It looks like she punched him with her ass?
Aussies aren't the biggest shitposters, spiders are.
I don't believe in aussies, seriously, no man can survive there.
>like the other thread?
There is no other thread
Why is this allowed again?
***,177位/***,157位 ★ (**3,037 pt) [*,*17予約] 2014/01/29 ログ・ホライズン 1 [Blu-ray]
**1,078位/**1,943位 ○ (***,974 pt) [*,**1予約] 2014/01/29 ログ・ホライズン 1 [DVD]
OTP of the year
>I pity the poor souls who are stuck there.
Don't, they're all criminal stock.
Is this sell good ?
Ah, the shitposters are here I see.
Because all you can do is just go along with the flow
Cute as heck.
Let me try this using only Katakana and Hiragana:
Akatsuki: skip because I know absolutely nothing about kanji, but probably a compliment.
Whitey: [Oh... really?]
Akatsuki: [Ah~~ cute!]
Naotsugu: [Oh, Shiro. (You are imitating a) Mr. Saturn, right?]
Touya: [Big Bro Saturn!]
Rudy: [Hello, ＭＩＳＴＥＲ Saturn! ... What's a Saturn?]
I should really start working on Kanji, this is embarrassing...
>My breasts are so small...
>Oh that's nothing
>I have freckles and my hair is so rough...
>I don't stand out like those two...
>Wearing a skirt ->
>[Through witnessing other people's misfortunes one knows his own blessings]
>Lord! You're totally the cutest!
>just go along with the flow
Or you could choose to retain your dignity at no additional cost.
>aren't drop bears koalas
The only bad thing Koalas do is rape other koalas and get high all day they are nothing like drop bears.
>Various methods suggested to deter drop bear attacks include placing forks in the hair, having Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears or in the armpits, urinating on yourself, and only speaking English in an Australian accent.
So in other words be a typical Australian.
there must be a way out
you're still here after all
Hey guys I was wondering, what do we know of respawning mechanics? I understood Shiroe and co couldn't respawn in Susukino in the first cour, but is it not possible to change your respawn point?
Like, if an adventurer goes to the other side of the world, will he get back in his hometown when he dies?
We do what we do to survive
Closest cathedral, isn't it?
What? Your respawn point is automatically bound to the player city you 'enter'.
Which is why they had to go into Susukino in the first place, or else they would've respawned in Akiba if anything happened.
... Oh my.
Oh, okay. I hadn't understood that. Thank you.
Where are all these Nurehas coming from?
Is Naotsugu a loli?
He's the cutest of everyone
Where are my akatsuki goblin rape doujins, japan?
>sings whoa whoa whoa
>subtitled wow wow wow
I fuckin love japs
>Adventurers stuck in the ET World forever
>Global society gradually adjusts to a period of peace and festival wars and idol concerts like Dog Days
not terrible, roughly around break even point for a normal anime. With the latest wave of QUALITY could even be profitable
I had a thought about this. You respawn in the Cathedral of the last town you visited, right? What if someone bought the zone containing the Cathedral, and blacklisted you from it? Would you respawn in a different city, or respawn and immediately be moved outside the zone, or not respawn at all?
the real question is why is she wearing shorts?
We don't know yet. Supposedly that's what Nureha did.
That's chapter 7 stuff mate.
I fucking knew iiiiiiitttt
I haven't read ahead, but someone mentioned offhand in an earlier thread that there was supposedly a way to perma-kill adventurers, and that popped into my head.
it doesn't permakill them, actually that was only briefly mentioned and we have no clue about mechanics and i forgot how the whole cathedral blacklisting worked
I guess this is what happens when trapped players find a way to recreate their character appearance... but with log horizon one thing is bad (at least from anime perspective)... even if you had a female genderbender character your voice would be male... Why?
Nope, after 6~7 months your voice changes to match your gender.
But in time their voice becomes more femine.
Cathedrals are spread throughout the land, not just major player and lander cities. A number of them being close to raid and dungeon entrances so that players wouldn't need to travel very far after a wipe.
Blacklisted players are trapped inside the Cathedral, similar to what happened with Akiba's Guild Hall.
Technically they could use Call Home and spawn outside the city gates, but then they'd become outcasts.
Overtime, your voice and personality start comming into line with your new body.
I.e. you start sounding and acting more girly. After a few months you are entirely comfortable with your new situation.
That doesn't happen.
Err, yes it does. Its stated as such in the novels.
Acting... I guess that means gestures and way of walking based on muscular and skeletal structure of females being a bit different... or are we talking about fullblown character/spirit change
Except it does.
Yeah it does
It probably has something to do with the female hormones and body chemistry slowly overriding your male instincts. At first you talk like a dude (or as much as your female vocal chords allow) because that's how you know how to talk, but over time you naturally come to a more comfortable tone of voice.
The altered brain chemistry would also probably change your personality to some extent, though it probably varies from person to person (just as brain chemistry does).
mfw Nyanta-san's voice and personality and sexual predilectionsbegin to alter.
mfw Serara dresses up in nekomimi and tail goes WHERE?!
mfw Serara arches her back and yowls like a cat in heat to excite Nyanta
Wait, so if a burly, deep-voiced man bought a bunch of those appearance reset potions from Rodrick and changed himself into a loli, his voice would eventually change to a loli's voice?
This opens up a whole new realm of possibilities.
Your body ends up full of all those female hormones wanting the D.
Or I supose the weredoggies get more aggressive and stuff like that.
Not actually changing your personality but the change in brain chemistry will fuck with you.
Wait appearance changing potions are super rare arent they?
Yeah I look at it this way. It's not a surgery. There's no hormone therapy. Their consciousness is placed in a new body with an entirely natural hormonal system and such.
They learned how to make a gimped version, rather than a whole reset you can change 2 features
It took me a long long while to realize this was supposed to be Nyanta.
Serara isn't that lewd!
Why don't the Adventurers just buy the Izumo Knight castles and conscript more Izumo Knights from the Landers?
I dont think it would be that extreme or are wolf type characters going three wolf moon now?
Rodrick found a recipe for less powerful ones that only change 2 aspects (height, weight, sex, etc.) of your appearance at a time. You would need several in order to completely alter your appearance, but that's just a question of money rather than rarity.
To help these anons out I will provide you with the actual line from the novels:
>"It's fine to listen to me while you eat. There are 3 things I need to announce. I will start with the appearance reset potion and its difference from the game world. According to various case studies... or rather, base on all the cases, there has been report that your personality will be affected by your body, but it seems that the voice will be affected too. It's not certain if this has something to do the vocal cords structure of the body, but adventurers with female bodies will gradually sound more feminine. This is so even for players who are male in the old world."
her pussy is dripping 24h/24h
Not specified in what i read but it's part of the lore behind the wereraces and they did say that studies were showing the body you were in was affecting personality.
Damn you Pixiv and your tiny image resolution!
This is just your delusion damn it
Its not pixiv's fault. Its the artists
>her pussy is dripping 24h/24h
No she dries him off.
I know you're being facetious, but you can't replace elites with a bunch of conscripts. Eventually the Landers could train up a new force of Izumo Knights, but it would take years, maybe even decades considering how slow Landers level.
Does anyone know how to set it so that quoting a post automatically boots you up to the comment box, rather than leaving you on the post?
Roleplaying subclasses... is it known what kind of influence they have on players or if they have any at all?
Uh, iirc, Knights of Izumo are Ancients. That's not something you just train.
Your RP class allows you to affect non-combat stuff, like cooking food that doesn't taste like shit.
They can't actually train new Izumo Knights at all, Ancients are a different from Landers
>tfw when you will never be a little girl living in the database
Or they could just form a standing army of Adventurers to deal with Lander shit. Enough wannabe heroes around for that.
Using the wrong wiki, disgusting.
I bet /a/nons would complete the transformation into a true little girl really fast.
After changing appearance the only thing they'd really need to lose is the lewdness.
no beside the useful ones like cooking i mean the diary farmer, aristocrat and princess rosegarden...
do they have some kind of influence on your personality?
First result on google.
The point was that using google is easy.
This fucking four-timing lolicon bastard.
Please save the newest chart.
That's the price for becoming the little girl.
Living the dream.
This is why we link the wiki in the OP you fools.
And the translated stuff so people don't ask stupid questions like "are the LNs translated?"
Because being an overly slutty little girl isn't very cute.
you're delusional, she is gagging for barbed dick
Thanks for dumping.
Can you zip this up and put it on mediafire? I'll try my hand at translating it.
You're missing Body Builder under Role-playing Subclass
I don't think so...? I thought Ancients were NPCs way stronger than Adventurers, while the Izumo Knights were somewhat below them but still stronger than most adventurers.
I guess the analogy would be that Ancients are like Thrall or Varian Wrynn in WoW, while the Izumo Knights are more like the Silver Hand (the pre WoTLK ones that just hung out in the Plaguelands). One would take an entire raid to kill, while the other are just level 60 NPCs.
>No she dries him off.
HoHo, anon's wit is as barbed as Nyanta's Penis!
We haven't heard of any of the subclasses affecting personalities
>be a little girl character in ET
>gradually start changing
>fall in love with some cute onii-chan
Is that gay or straight?
>Is that gay or straight?
So what am I getting sort of from this episode is that some of the npcs in this world disappeared most likely going to the human world.
I'm still annoyed that Drunken Boxer isn't listed on either of those or either of the wikis. It's a canon Monk subclass listed in both the notes, and the official Japanese wiki.
Nope, all ancients belong to a 'group' (by server, so the Knights of Izumo for Yamato, Knights of Red Branch for Nordic servers) and they all belong to the order of 13 Knights as a whole
Izumo Knights = Ancients
All of the 13 Orders of Knights are Ancients, Izumo are the ones centered in Japan
Go fill it in yourself if it's official, you lazy anon.
>Does anyone know how to set it so that quoting a post automatically boots you up to the comment box, rather than leaving you on the post?
I just highlight the text first before clicking to reply.
Nope missing Ancients were killed/abducted by the 'big bads'. They've shown up in Kanami's side story already
It's on NHK though
I thought that the Knights of Izumo were in fact stronger than adventures
I've been re-watching Rune Soldier. Muscle wizards really are the best.
That does increase the chance of a second season.
>Implying the Genius monsters aren't the ones behind the third World Fraction, which opened the barrier between worlds and are sealing the Ancients in the real world
Would bang if there wasn't a penis in the way.
There's not enough material for another 2cour season though
>Having three cute girls hanging around you
Shiroe is blessed
Maybe not right away, but after LN10 is released.
Are ancients more akin to alvs or landers... or are they another species?
So would a female Naotsugu be obsessed with boxers or briefs?
The doujins just write themselves
Landers. They're basically Hero units in Warcraft. They're superpowered and were relevant to the games plot.
How much do you think the anime will cover?
Author already said Anime covers part 1 of Log Horizon, meaning books 1~5.
Like really write themselves
Akatsuki's entire character is a walking doujin.
Then there's Nyanta and Serara and haremboy...
>implying we'll get any good doujins
Well, while we're at it, anybody knows how to disable this fucking index loading in 4chanx? It gives me failed loading index every time and cuts off some of its functions.
They are super Landers
Shall we start discussing things that ruined MMOs?
>Reynessia gangbanged literally by the entire city of Akiba
I'm just going to use the catchall
Did anybody ever ask whether Summoners could channel their summoned spirits into/onto their bodies?
World of Warcraft
She is a princess not a penis.
Okay, spit it out, what kind of demented sexual position do you have in mind?
like an enhancement... spirit of earth on body defense; spirit of wind on feet speed and possibly flying... spirit of fire on fist or weapon destructive power...
That's cheat anon.
At least i'm not a NEET and a basement dweller.
only one of them
No, summoners cannot equip their spirits
Too lazy to list all the genre-ruining elements that were popularized by that piece of shit.
They'll have volumes 1-8 definitely, probably 9 and possibly even 10 if Mamare really pumps them out (and the potential for a second season would be good incentive).
Plus they could animate some of the Overseas side-story or use some events from West Wind Brigade or Honey Moon Logs as filler.
I'm really praying they animate Soujirou's CRAZY FACE
Ha, fucking pathetic, you'd never catch me hanging around my parents basement like you losers
You aren't allowed to have basements in Florida
Explicitly shown or just never seen before...
I mean are the game rules set in stone in that reality or can they be bent?
The point of Log Horizon is breaking the game rules to tiny little pieces, so I wouldn't dare to say no to your idea.
They can be bent to a certain degree, but what you're talking about is pretty much a complete creation of a new skill. Not even Shiroe can do that
The People's Republic of China
I doubt they will animate the overseas stuff, it's not published and it's in a very rough format.
Pussy ass players, who whine on forums and appeasing devs who can't just man up and tell them to git gud.
This and instances.
>You are not allowed basements in Florida.
Why? I'm genuinely curious.
BRs and pinoys
Instances weren't that bad. At least before dungeon/party finders got introduced, I hate that shit.
>Pussy ass players
Reminder to vote:
Doing that is not possible, as there are no skills to do such a thing. The series has a lot about breaking the world rules, but only by manipulating loop holes, not outright doing whatever you want
Mamare or the animators asked players to send them ideas about the oversea versions of the classes, so they must have something planned.
Florida is mostly swamp. Basements could create subsidence.
They can be bent in that they operate on a different set of "logic" now.
But that same logic dictates that housing an elemental spirit in your Adventurer body would just serve to destroy yourself, since there was no prior "flavor" favoring such an action.
But say that there was Phantasmal armor that had the effect of "boosting your stats by X amount for every summon you control". Then that could potentially serve as the logical basis of having a single summon actually combining with your body.
Finally a multi-pick poll for bestgirls
Serara has one vote.
Nyanta is such a gentleman.
>can't join servers in other countries due to required SSN bullshit
>chinese farm bots can't be stopped from joining your servers
The majority of Florida is over an aquifer, so basements would end up being flooded. There are some people who have basements, but it's expensive and requires living in a good spot.
I like how Krusty is having fun
RRRRRUNDERU HAUSU too low.
That's the Anon who wants to bully Serara
i do these polls with the multi-pick since four weeks
World building. Mamare says he's not going to be able to cover the whole world of Log Horizon's setting, he wants us to do that, to do fanfiction, thus he's setting the classes up so we have everything we need.
Not dungeon instances, but overworld instances did become a real cancer in no time.
Wait is it the mindset (logic) of the player or the global consciousness which makes or breaks rules?
>they see you in valk armor
You mean like phasing in WoW? Then yeah, it's bullshit.
No. He meant for other authors and mediums to cover the rest of the world. Not us.
B-But I'm just a little girl
The Strawpoll Current Standings:
1. Akatsuki (Log Horizon)
2. Lenessia (Neet Princess)
3. Isuzu (Log Horizon)
1. Krusty (D.D.D)
2. Shiroe (Log Horizon)
3. Rundelhouse (Log Horizon)
I have voted once a bit before that, haven't clicked them since.
Probably right. That's pretty cool though.
Greifers were what made World PvP so exciting. You never knew what was going to happen and had to stay on your toes.
>two worst girls winning
>lander sluts beating out main cast like Serrara
What has the world become Still totally voted for lander sluts as well but still
Holy crackers Crusty is huge.
I thought Lenessia would take this week since Akatsuki had no screentime, but still not quite enough?
No, he outright said "I cant do it all, you guys do it"
>party matching system
Seriously screw that thing. I hate getting paired with retarded who can't speak English and just noob-calling everyone when he's killed
Him being tank and died? NOOB HEAL
Him being DPS and died? NOOB TANK
Him being healer and died? NOOB DPS WHY YU NO HELP ME FIGHT?!
/a/ has good taste
Don't turn them on even more
Akatsuki has won every Poll, she cant lose
I vote for her everytime a strawpoll comes up because she's cute
There's still no other proper loli.
Only in men. Fgts.
I'm not a pervert. It just happens that I like little girls in valk armors
>9 votes for subhuman Lander filth
These better be ironic.
All this Isuzu love!
>Morning Star anime
>All about cavalrymen who ride from town to town, fighting off the mad worshippers of Naka, protecting the peace and upholding justice
>Their theme song is the William Tell Overture
Akatsuki had approximately 2 seconds of screen time where she displayed her delicious ZR. That alone was enough for me.
Guys will you play Warlords of Draenor?
Oh yeah that's right, how could I forget. That sure made my log rise.
Male and Female standings are all OTP.
Scribes aren't "make whatever happen"
Where is the tea Party?
>not playing WoD
>not having a garrison full of nothing but fem orcs
Shiroe and Lenissa are OTP?
I haven't played an MMO in a really long time, LH kinda makes me want to play one again.
But they are all shit. Is that any good?
No, because I remember when WoW had direction and vision. Playing it now is just too sad.
Does this mean that some of the more popular and agreed upon fanfiction could possible make it's way into the LN?
Say like adventures from another country that are on a warpath of conquest eventually running into the MC or rumors of other servers being completely taking over by giant spiders?
Obviously. She hates him, but he intrigues her, so mysterious, with those intimidating sharp eyes.
Well, I certainly don't want English fanfics. They're usually the worst of the bunch.
Can we try not to be 24/7 general fags this week? Not that there's anything wrong at the moment, but by the middle of last week the threads were getting really bad.
Hahah oh goodness no. But you're free to do whatever you want in Africa.
It's not like she'll be able to do anything about it if Shiroe wants her.
I played MoP during the summer and LFR has killed what little content WoW had at max level, GW2 and Tera are miles better at this point
A new episode just aired. Save your general bitching until monday at least.
I hear that many of them suffered severe depression over the amount of guilt that they suffered after this.
When i see the Tera General @ /vg/ im getting sad
>just finished that show last night
Season 2 = never
>-Local lords abandoned the North American village of Roland to fend for themselves. A dozen adventures decided to stay and protect the town, gaining the title of Knights from local villagers.
A Song of Roland reference in my Japanese light novels? Damn Mamare, you are fucking well-read.
No, because all the popular stuff right now is really shit. See: muh spiders.
>max level content
>is dis nigga serious.jpg
Tera is my favorite little girl simulator. Too bad they tacked a mediocre fantasy RPG onto it.
Which makes her all the more excited. She is in the palm of his hand while living in Akiba, every night she waits, expecting him to slip into her door an have his way with her.
>do whatever you want in Africa.
Or the other caliphates like Australia.
No, it's fine right now. And probably will be for a few days. I'm just trying to say it now, because that's when the most people are around. Last week people were treating it like a /vg/ general, it was awful.
That's pretty basic shit once you look up what a Paladin is.
And anyone who plays MMOs will look up what a Paladin is at some point.
never heard anything about that, but technically what they did was completely fair in game. It was a despicable thing to do though.
On the scale of Slightly Damp - Tsunami how wet was Raynessia whilst she was riding Crusty's Gryphon?
I doubt it. They had to apologize pretty hard to avoid getting permabanned, but that's not quite the same thing.
Considering that the girl died directly from playing too much WoW, holding a funeral in-game was seriously inappropriate. It's like feeding a diabetic person cake until they die, then holding a service in a bakery.
Happens to everyone that watches it.
At the very least you can look forward to the upcoming OVA.
>They posted about the event on the message boards and urged people not to bust it up.
So fucking dumb.
I would say she fully emptied her bladder.
>It's like feeding a diabetic person cake until they die, then holding a service in a bakery.
>no, my griffon
Krusty will never wash his griffon again.
>smell my griffon
>Krusty will never wash his griffon again.
Adventurer gear magically cleans itself.
Crusty looks so fucking huge next to her. I can't even imagine them having sex without her being snapped like a twig.
Let me put it this way, if my name was Noah, I would have started to build an ark.
The forest below became flooded.
When that death notice came i was like... ok who is going to troll that...
afterwards i thought like hopefully there is a heaven were you can play with magic for reals... MMO heaven
>smell my griffon
>no, my griffon
Well, are there any games that have that feel that LH is giving me or that vanilla WoW gave? With unique classes and that sense of adventure? I'm not looking for something really hardcore but something that's just not brain dead casual.
If you check him out without the armor in some scenes, he's normal sized. Pauldrons tend to be oversized IRL too, even more so in MMOs.
Does anyone have any info on the heroes' height/weight anyway? I only found this, but all of hem are hilariously short on this chart. Someone told me there's info on them, and they are taller. (The tankier guys at least.)
>GW2 has better max level content
It literally has the shittiest end game content of an MMO releases in the last decade or so. Even TOR beat it holy fuck could you be more wrong.
this is interesting... assuming that the stroke was directly related to gaming
Most of them seem about average height.
GW2 was the biggest disappointment of the century. I like how people completely stopped talking about it two weeks after release because it was THAT bad.
Yeah this chart is definitely completely off.
wtf is isaac doing
It'd be more precise to say it doesn't have any "traditional" endgame content at all.
I still like it though.
I just spat orange juice all over my keyboard
Akatsuki is so small you could pick her up and carry her around like a little kid.
Say that to my 187cm face, manlet.
Nevermind that, I just expected tanks, especially the really formidable looking ones to be at least taller than average, or even huge.
I haven't even noticed that, you're completely right.
Copying. Other devs started recycling WoW ideas endlessly and each time they fuck up. Hey, but it's definitely going to work sometime, right? There's one WoW already, there can be two.faggots
Or trying hard to be the "WoW-killer".
>Develop a half-assed story for the game, make shit, unbalanced mechanics for combat and skills, terrible crafting system and fubar economy system.
>f2p, microtransactions, b2w
MMOs are seen as free profit. Spew a shitty game with development on the same level as a bunch of middle-schoolers could provide and background written by a fanfiction writer with autism then add cash shops with skins, "special currency" for items and other shit for shekels.
Seriously. Why would you close off a part of the world? If your game engine can't handle it, you shouldn't be making this game in the first place. If not, what other legitimate reasons are there?
The second one let me just...
>loading screen between zones
>lack of endgame content
and in the end...
>carebears, "casuals", retards and pandering
They focus too much on emptying your wallet and forgetting the fundamental rule of 'if your product is good, it's going to defend itself and sell', again, half-assing content, yada, yada.
Then there's the whole casualising. Giving in to the whole rage of bad players going all 'but I'm an x and y is doing more damage than me! disregard that i'm a support class' for fucks sake, the last time i played WoW in panda as a prot warrior I did 50-60% dps of the whole party every single time.
And of course the horrible hand-holding policy towards open-world pvp and pk. Abuse of pk system is bad, but when you incorporate it properly with appropriate risks behind the playstyle and outlaw system it's going to be a flavour of the game.
As it really is a very broad subject you can enumerate reasons for hours, but it comes down to 3 things. Lazy development, greed and pandering.
Being Chuuni like ususal
I wonder if Mamare would appear again for a 3rd Q&A session after the anime ends, maybe to say anything about the success (or not) of it and his next volumes.
>mfw I bought it with some online friends and we stopped playing after two weeks
I spent 50 euros for this shit, what the fuck. I was so hyped to play it too.
>my 187cm face
Your face is abnormally wide.
So you're a dwarf then? Bow to my 196cm little boy.
It was, IIRC. I'm finding it difficult to google up hard details, but at the time it was known that she keeled over after playing 72 straight hours, about halfway through a planned 6-day binge.
He said he'll be back after episode 25
>Say that to my 187cm face, manlet.
What country are you from because that's far above average height in my home country.
You can call me whatever term you like but I am literally the average height for my country.
Let me put it this way: I think i'm in love with you.
Great, I didn't remember that part.
The only mmo i was enjoying was WoW and before that Ragnarok Online
Probably same reason susceptible people get blood clots from trans-continental flights. After 72 hours of sitting down, she probably threw a clot and died from a Pulmonary Embolism or something.
Kotomine Kirei makes best cats. Even in Carnival Phatnasm his voice was magic to my ears.
Just for the record, I didn't intend to offend anyone and the mmanlet thing was just a joke. I'm from Hungary, and the average male friends i have are 180 tall. (wikpedia says average is 177) 187 IS above average, I expected the tank guys in the story to be similarly big, or even literally abnormally tall.
I kinda envy you, except the possible spine problems and having to eat and work out a ton to maintain a decent shape.
As someone who has stuck with the game for the 2~ years or so, I think I can safely say that GW2 has LITERALLY nothing to do once you hit max level and have done everything the game has to offer.
ArenaNet's tried to get around it by doing this Living Story content shit, but it's the worst kind of shit due to the fact it's all temporary so any people who come back can't "experience" what little there was and for those that do go through it, all they get are some greens, blues, and maybe a rare and a bit of money. It's been two years and we've had no real content updates. At all. No new classes, no new races, no new dungeon, no skills. No expansion in sight either, because shit developers. Within a year GW1 had an expansion that added some cool stuff and when Atharva Inc. was bugged about more content in ET, they just gave them an expansion. In all the two years ArenaNet's had, they've churned out garbage after garbage and refuse to change. It's no wonder that many of the lead developers left the company.
The most i was on, was about 26 hours...
72 hours... wow... i can imagine the junkfood, soft and energydrinks, which helped or caused the stroke to happen...
Oh wow, GW2 is that old already? I bought it at launch, enjoyed it for 2 months, and left for the reasons you detailed.
Technically they added some skills. And they're going to have an expansion too.
I'm willing to wait until it's better though. People like to forget GW1 was total ass for years. It didn't even get that good until Nightfall.
I wish there was a game that struck a balance between EVE Online and WoW levels of sandbox and PvP.
So....... Anybody up to install GW1 prophecies, make a new character and fight some charrs? dibs on monk. Damnit I have some studying to do.
Here's some for these five at least, some of them are listed on the wiki too I think
This is the only thing that I'll argue with you about. Certain things really should be instanced. You shouldn't be able to cheese boss encounters by just bringing 50 people into the area and zerging it to death. Likewise, when you're doing endgame raiding content, you should be able to focus on actually fighting a boss, without having to worry about some faggot running into your group and casting an AoE CC. I understand that most of the time it shouldn't be, but sometimes it really is pretty necessary.
>After 72 hours of sitting down, she probably threw a clot and died from a Pulmonary Embolism or something.
I sit down all day every day. Does it only happen if you're sitting the entire 70 hours or does it help if you get up to walk to the fridge every few hours or something?
I don't want to die while watching cartoons on my computer. It will be so embarrassing for someone to find me like this.
Cause of death was definitely a stroke? In that case, I must amend my previous post about a Pulmonary Embolism. More likely, she was born with a patent Foramen Ovale, and died from a "Paradoxical Embolism" induced from sitting on a chair for 72 hours straight.
Bonus Darwin points if she was taking Oral Contraceptives, was a smoker and/or diabetic, or had a pre-existing clotting disorder.
UK server guild of buddies who beat a raid that gives Phantasmal weapon to Raid Leader called 'Excalibur,' and he names it to 'Muh=Dik'
Tetra is such a cutie
Screw that. it's excalibur. If you have that you're the rightful king of England. The best thing to do in that situation is to rule your own Kingdom and then get a conquering.
Yeah, technically. But I'd say 95% of them are useless. Also, yes, GW1 was total ass for a while, but I still enjoyed it more than GW2.
What skills did they add? I haven't been following GW and I don't want to read through every patch note.
legendary weapons renamed... as if...
>I sit down all day every day. Does it only happen if you're sitting the entire 70 hours or does it help if you get up to walk to the fridge every few hours or something?
That's exactly what you should be doing, it's why the advice on long flights is to flex your legs or get up and move around every so often, to keep the venous circulation moving.
If you're really paranoid, take a baby aspirin once a day, it functions as a mild blood thinner. Don't smoke, it greatly increases the chances of developing blood clots. And keep your weight under control.
Some new healing skills with conditional stuff, usually damage-dealing, and some stupid healing skills that worked better for a particular LS update, I think.
Lost my shit right there.
>You cannot rename this weapon
>Still calls it 'Muh=Dik' anyway to mess with people
Healing skills that are practically useless unless under certain conditions. The new Necro healing signet, for example, people only really use to bust down doors in WvW.
I can see krusty doing it
>smash the keyboard for the name of my guild
>name after a clown
>Swing fiercely muh=dik
I have all the GW expansions on steam, and up till this day, I have yet to finish the game.
I remember this. Maximum hype, release, a putter, and then nobody ever mentioning it again.
There's a giant robot to kill now.
Their writing is pretty bad.
Just like every single big name MMO ever since WoW.
Pk allowed... (Draw your weapon)... thx for caliburn mate
Naotsugu just needs to man up and give Tetra the dick.
Exactly how I remember it. They promised so much, they had great ideas, but didn't excute them properly.
The Izumo Knights ARE Ancients dumbass.
Each server have a different 'Order' of Ancients.
>Knights of Izumo - Japanese server
>Wenkeepers - North American server
>Jade Knights - Greater China server
>Order of the Red Branch - Northern Europe server
Why china have knights? and north amis wenkeepers? what are wenkeepers anyway...
Maybe he isn't into that kind of girl.
You don't even kill it. It just gets sucked into a portal only to appear in the same spot 2 hours later. The bad thing about the achievements this time around is that success entirely depends on the non-zerker plebs not fucking up.
keepers of the wen
Into the boy kind of girl?
He won't betray Merielle
wtf I'm going to need sauce
Nothing boyish about Tetra, anon.
Maybe he isn't into girls.
Wait, you can play traps? I sign
what about all those wonderful words like Guardians... Sentinels... Rangers... Pirate Lords aso
Tetra was a boy in the old world.
If you roll a girl you will gradually become a real girl, personality wise, even if you are a male in the real world.
Maybe he isn't a girl.
if you used a female character at the time of the apocalypse, you got stuck in a female body. People say you eventually turn into a girl in personality too, can't confirm that yet.
Would you date a boy in a girls body, /a/?
>People say you eventually turn into a girl in personality too, can't confirm that yet.
The novels confirm it
"Aw sheet! Pour one out for me, homies! Agkklahglhadgagag"
>mfw England gets the best 'Monk' localisation.
It's just like in my japanese genderbending doujins
Goblins are people too!
I'd say no, because that's too homo for me, but in all honesty, there's a guy IRL who implied he's dress as a girl for me and date me and he's kinda nice.
Nothing more than dating though.
Yes, I heard that, but I haven't read them, so I couldn't confirm it myself.
Yes, I live by the life code of "it its pretty, fuck it"
Now, you seem to be under the assumption that the person wouldn't be conquering the world with the aid of 'Muh=dik'
Book 6 Chapter 4
>It's fine to listen to me while you eat. There are 3 things I need to announce. I will start with the appearance reset potion and its difference from the game world. According to various case studies... or rather, base on all the cases, there has been report that your personality will be affected by your body, but it seems that the voice will be affected too. It's not certain if this has something to do the vocal cords structure of the body, but adventurers with female bodies will gradually sound more feminine. This is so even for players who are male in the old world."
Yo' pour a 40 out for ma fallen grigga' One-Skull he a true homie
Oh Anon, so naive
Probably, eventually. After a couple of years once the changes have been completed.
>Nothing more than dating though.
What does that even mean?
I would roll a girl myself, of course.
I wonder if I'd start to like boys.
Trying to befriend monsters would be one of my experiments if i was stuck in there...
but i guess only summoners could do that right?
>Izzy Cartwright will never fuck off
>ANet will never lose their living story/sPVP boner
To be honest, I am the least bothered by instancing dungeons, because sometimes you just want to enjoy a run with your bros, but raids are different. Simple as that, there are other ways to close off an area than making it an instance. The more, it adds to the fight itself, just imagine the boss tossing some huge rock at the party, missing and sealing the pass from where they came.
difficulty-scaling based upon number of participants in the fight with a set minimum
>I wonder if I'd start to like boys.
maybe, assuming your body would begin to produce hormones, you'd get the yearning for penis.
If Akatsuki didnt have that special potion to change gender, would she gradually start becoming more male and end up wanting to bang Henrietta?
I don't want to be a slut ;_;
I better marry someone before I lose control then.
How are holiday events handled?
Does Halloweeen have spirit processions like in many cultures?
Does Santa Claus show up in the game according to each culture?
Does the Kraumpus run rampant?
Do Lander kids all over the world get presents on Christmas day?
Are any Adventurers planning on having their own Christmas celebrations?
Does the wild hunt occasionally happen?
Are certain legendary weapons like Excalibur around? Does the flavor text make them the rightful ruler of England?
what a scrub
More importantly, would you date a girl in a man's body?
No penis touching.
Going out to have dinner, kissing tops.
Who would want to bang a tiny shot boy anyway?
If it is physically a girl then absolutely. I dont care if the "person" used to be a guy, as long as their personality is nice and they look cute then I'd fuck it.
After 17 Episode we can say "Thank you" to Studio Satelight or?
What is /ss/?
Love story of man in girl's body and girl in man's body spinoff when?
You would start to like boys.
I would date a boy in a boys body.
>Crusty-sama will never give you the DDD;_;
This is a fine addition to our rich lexicon of terms for subhuman filth.
the hell happened in this gif
you'd have your self control, but niggling in the back of your mind until it became something that made your nethers wet would be the thought of a strapping male adventurer taking you for a night of strange, new,and adventurous passion.
He is trying to confuse the CCTV
That explains everything.
The guy walked in an angle so the camera wouldn't see the flat TV he held by his side. When he got out, he ran.
He was casually trying to walk out with a TV behind his back.
It's also a TV commercial.
ANet already confirmed they don't plan to make any expansion packs. Everything will be coming in the "Living World" updates.
They aren't adding Guild Halls or GvG either.
Strange, I remember hearing about an update planned by their publisher. Can't confirm though.
i just did that
it's fucking aggravating when several entire groups of people who you need to depend on to progress in the event thingy do not understand THIS MONSTER CAN ONLY BE DAMAGED FROM THE REAR AND HAS A SLOW TURN RATE so they whale on it from the front
They hate the Guild Wars franchise. They're the reason we won't ever be seeing Cantha, they said it was too offensive and didn't want any of it to appear in Guild Wars 2, which is why Divinity's Reach has a huge gaping whole where the Canthan section should be, and why Humans no longer had the choice to choose between racial heritage, and got stuck with class instead.
>Going out to have dinner, kissing tops.
That is very homosexual.
There's a recent Eurogamer(?) article about GW2, they are planning a traditional expansion.
he's back to wearing his armor.
I found this statement about planning to add expansion content but it may or may not be the traditional expansion pack form.
So, the princess is talking about giving out a quest right? "Talking to each adventure individually and asking them to help".
She's gonna go and ask everyone to volunteer to beat up the gobbos
At this point, they've completely shoved Izzy and Trahearne into the background. Now it's all the ADVENTURES of slutgirl, moeface, niggerfaggot, cool-girl, and now midget. The last livestream they did started with Izzy telling us how to play Engineer which, I think, would have been nice in July 2012, but it's 2014 now. The actual livestream people were interested in was run by an asian and four other white dudes who were quite literally retarded.
Surely Atharva Inc. won't have this problem, right?
Nope, more Living World content. GW2 doesn't do expansions.
Isn't that kind of a big deal? The POL stopped giving out quests.
They filled in the hole a couple months back.
By expansion I mean new abilities and stuff, which they promised in the link in that ANet post. That's enough for me, though I'd like to see a few extra classes too.
Ok the Final Results from this Week Strawpoll:
1. Akatsuki (Log Horizon) 52 votes
2. Lenessia (Neet Princess) 39 votes
3. Isuzu (Log Horizon) 29 votes
4. Minori (Log Horizon) 23 votes
5. Marielle (Crescent Moon Alliance) 20 votes
1. Krusty (D.D.D) 30 votes
2. Shiroe (Log Horizon) 26 votes
3. Rundelhouse (Log Horizon) 25 votes
4. Naotsugu (Log Horizon) 20 votes
5. Nyanta (Log Horizon) 13 votes
So again Akatsuki is the Winner for the girls and for the first time Krusty for the Guys
Yeah it's pretty big, after this they'll start up again, it's not the same as before of course, most of the quest are sent to the Round Table and they distribute them around or something like that, I can't remember the details but Michitaka will talk to the Duke about it while Krusty and Shiroe are gone
With a monument to their fucking Mary Sue of a Queen.
>Not Order of Cincinnati
>Not "Freedum Fiters"
>that top 3
Why dont people like Marielle and Naotsugu more, they are kawaii together
Maryelle is super cute
because they are totally flat and uninteresting
not that kind of flat, pervert
Also I don't understand why is maximum-over-moe Lenessia is so popular. I thought she was too over-idealized.
I love Marielle's Kansai.
I would have no problem staying a girl and experiencing what its like... I had many dreams where i was an animal or a different person... male and female... I was once a king, a knight, a witch, a princess or priestess, a thief, a bird,... and many more
B-But I like that kind of flat and I'm no perv.
There are only two kinds of men...
Best girl with the most votes. All is well in the database.
>Have patrols around exterior of city
>Force trapped players to use transformation potion and become qt3.14
>Have them work in the brothel
>some big time guild leader died in a car crash in a game I was planing
>mfw I attacked their guild during the "funeral"
But fuck they were way over leveled compared to me going solo.
Still worth the laugh.
The most I was on was 1 week straight due to x2 drops during Christmas season.
No coffee, no energy drinks, although I alleviated drowsiness by eating 6 heavy meals a day. It came to a point where I was eating 2 whole chickens per dinner.
honestly i dont think so... even if she died because of it... she still loved her gaming and her community...
Even if it might seem autistic for some that they did it...
They are players like her who enjoy having fun and they pay their respect in their own way... if i had a chance to have a funeral of some kind i would want it to be a party...
How big are the Sales for Log Horizon?
what? don't you get even sleepy with heavy meals?
Mediocre, doesn't really matter in the long run. The better question is whether NHK satisfied with it or not.
>Have patrols around exterior of city
>Force trapped players to use transformation potion and become qt3.14
>Have them work in the brothel
That is capitalism. Some people end up on top literally.
how can you stay awake that long...
what do you mean with x2 drops (eyedrops?)
I really don't know how I pulled it off without coffee, I try to do the same thing as what I used to do back then but I can't even handle not sleeping for one whole day anymore.
All I can remember was that we had to keep up with the boss times and that I was just really hungry all the time.
Depends on the TV ratings mostly from NHK's perspective. That's how Bakuman got 3 seasons
Also Mamare said NHK is keeping an eye on the CR numbers if I remember correctly from one of his last QAs
is Log Horizon behind Sakura Trick or not?
He means monsters' item droprate.
Item drop rate is increased by 200%(e.g. %0.01 becomes %0.02, etc)
>Also Mamare said NHK is keeping an eye on the CR numbers if I remember correctly from one of his last QAs
I need to run the show on background then from first to curent ep.
Yeah i figured...
still how can you stay awake that long... what about your eyes... didnt they get dry after hours upon hours of constant screening...
also when i remember staying up more than 40 hours (only staying awake not constant playing) i my digestive system was working over time making me feel hungry yet full all the time as well as constantly feeling cold
An expansion won't fix the broken gameplay.
Better than playing wow or whatever other tripe is out there.
I rarely stay awake for 2-3 days straight myself, I don't really like it, but normally I don't sleep more than 4-5 hours a day anyway unless I REALLY have nothing better to do than stay in the bed for few more hours.
I heard ArcheAge is in alpha testing.
> didnt they get dry after hours upon hours of constant screening
My eyes felt as if they were burning every 30 minutes or so, so I just close it for like a minute, hoping it doesn't sear again when we are in the process of taking out a boss.
When they get more screen time together, they might just get more popular here.
>Better than playing wow or whatever other tripe is out there.
Pretty sure there is a lot out there better than GW2. Not like its a high bar.
Calling it now, her eyesight will be damaged and she'll begin using megane.
Maybe she'll get magic night vision spectacles.
i played ragnarok online 2 and rift half a few months ago (nostalgia)... f2p games... taking a look at game mechanics, story...
but it is as it is... it probably isnt that much different for pay to play games
those who have more experience and some fantasy often have to much expectations for games... especially if you have tried to make a conceptual mm(o)rpg game yourself
that i can understand... although i love sleeping and dreaming and thus at times can stay in bed for half a day... there are also times when i go to sleep wake up after a couple of hours fully energized
My dick. Nice booty there.
I liked Tera's combat but absolutely everything else about it except the designs was awful.
Or she'll develop xray vision and do something lewd like watch Shiroe pet Akatsuki
Yeah, pet her on the nether regions.
>>100922164 's dick. Nice booty there >>100894795.
Or she can just visit Merielle and get them healed
why werent you pvping and deeping bro?
Holy shit, are you 12?
Oh, boy here we go again.
would you assume that based on grammar... or based on my sleeping habits...
also if i used lethal weapon quote... wouldnt the base assumption logically become -> of old age like over 60... not that i am... but
irc going all out
>based on grammar
You're misusing ellipses(...).
Only faggots, retards, girls or underaged in general do that.
Why would anyone care to pretend in the thread after 500 posts? He is just legally retarded.
A new episode just aired. Save your analphabetism until monday at least.
I was, Factions was my first serious MMO. I was one of Those sins.
Thread is auto-saging. Migrate to >>100924239
>How could they fuck this up?
She said it out loud.
Raynesia had lost all her vitality and almost collapsed dizzily, but a pair of hands supported her shoulders.
"Can I leave the rest to you, Shiroe-kun?"
"Allow me to reject, it will be a shame if I miss this."
"...Then let's leave it to Michitaka-dono."
The lightheaded Raynesia felt the conversation seemed to be coming from far away.
There was a sharp sound of a flute and there was an uproar in the meeting room.
This was followed by a rush of footsteps and the voices of angry arguments.
Raynesia moved as if she was guided by her partner in a dance and she was in the open balcony with the gentle night breeze before she knew it. She turned her head and saw the meeting room in chaos and a few knights rushing after her. The one leading the knights was her respected and stern grandfather.
"Will you be going there?"
Her mind was confused and unable to think about anything, but her grandfather's voice was like shining letters in the clear night sky going straight into her mind. She nodded to acknowledge and seemed to feel her grandfather's smile, but that was probably her imagination.
She only held on to this thought for an instant.
A horrifying winged beast... a griffon glided in with the rising air. Raynesia was lifted off her feet like luggage before she could scream.
"Please excuse my impudence."
This leisurely voice came from the warrior Krusty.
He held her with his strong arms and jumped onto the back of the griffon with the power of his legs.
In the novel it was much better.
It was like fuck this we are leaving... right now.
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