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i havnet watched naruto in yeaaaars becasue the fillers put me off entirely. But i feel like catching up now.


I beleive roughly where i got was sasuke was planning to destroy konoha.. If some could give me an approximate episide number where that was i would be very grateful... also did they ever calm down with the fillers? is there an list of episide which are fillers so i can avoid them?
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This is an adult site, kiddo.
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pls
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>>100892632
Crush Konoha was around 400.

And you better not answer this thread without sage if you don't want a shitstorm.
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just google it you faggot.
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Fuck off
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>also did they ever calm down with the fillers?
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>>100892686

whoop

>>100892678
>>100892708
>>100892696
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU


HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>100892686

Don't expect any new poster to actually know what sage means anymore, since it isn't shown. It will be completely forgotten in a year or two.
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Naruto is for gays
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>>100892686
Kill yourself you piece of shit
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>>100892763
Jokes on you, I told him the manga chapter. Didn't answer the question at all.
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so why doen /a/ hate naruto , is it like /v/ where you just hate anything popular?
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>>100892798

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
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>>100892798
Shit shows/manga are shit, anon. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
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>>100892798
>>100892820

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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>>100892820

Sounds like Attack on Titan
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>>100892860
>Horse crap is similar to donkey crap.
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The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.

It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.

Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.
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>>100892860
SnK is entry-level shit too.
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First of all, the author should stop retconning, writing over plot holes and utterly stupid bullshit. Just glance over the latest chapters:

- This manga is so gay. Ninja Romantica is what it should be named. Main character hyperventilates and passes out just by thinking about his lover. No, really. Then Naruto wakes up and the first thing he does is chase after Sasuke again, and when they meet even Sasuke questions his obsession (omg ur so gay Naruto stop humping my leg). And the worst thing is Naruto’s answer: “NOOO WE DIE TOGEHER after buttfucking”. I can’t believe this shit actually happened.
- Kishi said through Kakashi, one of the wisest characters in the series, that the Sharingan was said to descend from the Byakugan, but this got retconned a few chapters ago - not anymore, the sharingan descends from the sage’s rinnegan, and fuck the byakugan
- Sasuke survives with absolutely no chakra against deidara, against a nuke. Possibly biggest asspull in the series.
- Kisame knew Gai was a taijutsu user from fighting him not once but twice, yet suddenly loses half his braincells during their last fight, forgets this little fact and loses because of it.
- The moon goes around the earth. Madara's plan is hypnotizing everyone on earth with a moon-sharingan. Derp.
- Naruto forgot about Hinata. Chapter count: over 100
- Pain is later revealed to be Naruto’s distant cousin from the Uzumaki clan
- His father, his mother, a fox, a crow, a frog and his dark persona live in Naruto’s belly, with Bee and his octopus popping by for visits.
- Itachi could have kidnapped Sasuke all this time, or at least told him the truth about Konoha, and the truth about Madara, and prevent all this faggotry, but Kishi wanted to milk it
- 600 billion exploding pieces of paper would cover about 14% of the earth’s surface. And it IS fucking retarded.
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Can we agree already that Naruto is the biggest Mary Sue Japan has ever “graced” us with? His mom is special and bears a special chakra, his dad is special and is the most special hokage, his love interest is the most special guy of the special clan of special people with special eyes, his teachers are special, his master was special, his techniques ( lol rasengan and shadow clone ) are super jounin S-RANK+ special, the ways he trains to achieve his special powerups are also special, his special tailed-beast is the most special of them all, his destiny is special as he is the special child of the special prophecy, both his chakras are special in a specially large quantity, his whole lineage is special down to the oldest known relative (the most special guy ever until now), the enemies he’s supposed to fight are the most special, the speeches he makes are so special they manage to convince even the villains that he’s special, everything about him is special, now even the plants and trees, the fucking PLANTS AND TREES, agree that he’s special. And then the faggot goes and BEFRIENDS the nine-tailed fox and all the other furries. Hurr durr "light personified".
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Sasuke has to be the worst character in all of shonen. his motivations make absolutely no sense. he's completely unlikable. he has no personality. he's horribly emo. he's the furthest thing to being someone awesome enough to be gay for like griffith. he's just a pile of shit that won't go away because landwhales and little children keep voting him first in popularity polls.

And Naruto is a fucking idiot. Well beyond the retard of Ichigo and Luffy. All you have to do is read from his confrontation of Nagato to his meeting with Sasuke.
"Why should I believe anything you say when everything is just connected by hatred blah blah"
"HURR DURR DERP TRUST ME I WILL FIND A WAY TO BREAK THE CYCLE OF HATRED"
"LOL OK"
"You're either going to be the man who's going to kill me or be killed by me"
"LOL I WON'T KILL YOU OR BE KILLED BY YOU MY ANSWER IS...."
next chapter
"SASUKE ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TOGETHER"
“If you go to this war everyone’s efforts to protect you will be in vain and everyone might die because of your idiocy”
“LOL I’LL GO”
“And do what?”
“I DON’T KNOW HURR”
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Hey, actually, this isn't so bad.
I mean, it's shit since chapter 600 with the Obito retarded thing, but even in the war they were one or two good scenes, like when Naruto mastered Kyuubi.
And Pain was a good villain, killing important characters and wrecking Konoha's shit. Should have ended there.
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- Suddenly, ever dead person who ever mattered and a few who didn’t (including Haku, Zabuza and all the Akatsuki) are revived by a bullshit ressurection jutsu, rendering their deaths completely impactless. As if it wasn’t bad enough, the only way to defeat these zombies is with the power of friendship. No, really.
- Sasuke’s incredibly dumb and flawed reasoning of allying with Madara and attacking Konoha to get revenge for his brother (which Sasuke himself killed in the first place), even though that’s the one thing his brother specifically didn’t want and he made this damn clear.
- Retcons here are the rule. Sasuke meeting Karin in the forest of death, or Gaara suddenly being able to use sand without Shukaku. Just a few of the numerous examples.
- Naruto twists his ankle by accident (derp) right after getting the biggest powerup in the series, as a convenient excuse to have Gai fight
- The three stooges who are supposed to be strong jounin somehow really think they could capture and properly detain an S rank missing ninja in a wood prison. Did they not learn from their fumble with Kisame? They should know by now that these people won't give out any information, act like real ninjas for once (oh the blasphemy) and go for the kill.
- Naruto still believed he was on a S-ranked ecological mission, despite having Bee and half a dozen strong ninja with him and not knowing jackshit about biology (don’t forget he is the guy who, at the ripe age of 16, thought a pregnant woman was just fat), and spends his time looking at and fondling armadillo penises.
- Seriously? Defeating immortal, regenerating, virtually invincible zombies with the power of friendship? Literally?
etc etc etc
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>>100892977
It kind of bums me out, because the early arcs of Naruto (Basically up until Zabuza, little bit of Chuunin Exam) had him not being a Mary Sue at all, or at least very little. He was some punk who couldn't do shit for any kind of jutsu, and then he finally learned a good one and was still basically useless for the longest time. The early fights actually had him use his brain a bit (for example, the first fight with Zabuza when him and Sasuke were able to get Zabuza to let go of Kakashi), and the instances where he used his "specialness" were fairly rare.

Too bad it went down the shitter so fast.
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>>100892798
>is it like /v/ where you just hate anything popular?
Yes. Naruto gets hate because it's popular, the manga/anime just happens to be bad as well.
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>>100893160
Forgot to add, there is also the reason that the show has an awful fanbase and /a/ doesn't want to attract that fanbase.
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>>100892798
Twilight and Justin Beiber are popular. That should makes you wonder if you just have shit taste.
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>>100892632
The last filler is probably before the war. That's about it. Things get pretty intense during the war. Watch it, you won't regret anything.

Ignore these monkeys, They're mad because its against 'their' rules.
>muh sekrit club
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>>100892798

Hating popular things isn't something to be ashamed about, it's a sign of subconscious insight about the way media works in the western world.

Ask a random person on the street which his/her favorite TV-show, movie, or even music is. There is a very high chance that the answer will be something that ranks in the top of the popularity charts, the most viewed, most advertised thing. The question is then, are these different media products the most popular because they are the most advertised, or the most "worthy"? To me, the answer obviously is the former.

A disgust for popular things shows signs that a person recognizes this mind control through advertising, and that they seek to rebel against it. When something is too popular, you just get this subtle hunch that some other force is behind this massive circlejerk, which is wise, but not always correct. I don't think it's correct for anime, for example, since it is barely advertised in the west anyway.

But the behavior of the large majority of the entry-level anime fans who step foot on the internet to throw their ignorant opinions around on what is the best and what is not accurately resembles the common ad-brainwashed drones you see and meet in real-life, so much that you make this connection between that phenomenon and the show they watch. And that's probably not too bad a guess either, because they are probably the same kind of people who watch Big Bang Theory and partake in traditionally "nerdy" activities because it's considered hip on some level today.
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OP here., guess what i found? www.narutoget.com and im happy now

i don't take anime very seriously. i find this whole thread extremely entertaining.

i like the term " gateway" anime lol

you guys are a bunch of fucking losers ,

how about enjoying something for what it is ? a nonsensical fantasy ninja cartoon.
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>>100893440
Sure.
I mean that's the same reason I enjoy eating shit.
I enjoy eating shit because it's shit. Yum Yum.
I don't enjoy eating shit. Ergo, I don't enjoy eating you or your tastes. You shit
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chreck rem
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>>100893440

Please leave and never return.
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>>100893622
>>100893622
>>100893622
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I used to troll like OP like 6 years ago...
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>>100893440
>Watching streams
>Using loser unironically

When did these faggots enter?
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>>100893916
check these ebin singles
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>>100893622
It's starting.
Anyone's got popcorn?
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Ready to go.
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>>100893622
Mine are even better. Check it
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>>100893440
I do not enjoy watching shit, because it is shit. Don't bring my taste down to your level, assbucket.
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Nice dubs

check mine
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>/a/
>Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind
>>It's not like i watch/read every new episode/manga as soon as they release it
>Baka
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>>100892820
Good job with that stale pasta mate.

But yeah Narutos been shit since Sasuke got as edgy as a nigger without his KFC.
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Is this the dubs thread?
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>implying I will drop this piece of shit after dedicating so much time on it
I don't want nuruto on my /a/.
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>>100894875
nO.
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check ma 5
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>>100892632
Don't bother, it never recovered.

>>100892798
Probably because it started out as an alright shounen, with some decent characters, a kinda cool setting and shit, and then it kind of all just ends up squandered because Kishimoto either forgot to write, or decided he could milk it for all it's worth while he still could.

It's wasted potential, essentially.

Remember that movie Highlander? Wasn't that great?
Well, turns out, it has a whole bunch of sequels, but they're ALL rubbish.

S'kinda like that, enjoy the good parts, but forget the rest of the trash. (I'm not comparing Highlander to Naruto here, obviously, Highlander is much much better).

On the flip side, there's all these cute girls in Naruto that people draw all this sexy rape porn of.
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Is this the funpostan thread?



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