What the fuck did I just watch?
inb4 saving industry
the best filler
The scene that inspired Oral Hygiene Bro to initiate a relationship with his sister. They had a child together, their mother knows.
This scene was so sublimely erotic and tantalizing it transcends not only the entire series, not only the extended canon, but modern anime fan service at large. It isn't just an incredible Gainax Bounce or jean-shorts camel toe; instead, it's a metaphor so evocative—even though its nature is so ubiquitous—that the fact it gets Karen so hot that she teeters on the brink of cumming for almost 3 minutes is so god damn arousing in its novelty.
For Christ's sake, I can't even form coherent sentences while I'm thinking about it: the tears welling up in her eyes, the metallic tasting saliva of increased alkalinity as her arousal rapidly peaks; ragged breaths, punctuated by desperate whines and mousy squeaks if she dares try and do more than groan; rigid lower back and glutes contracting involuntarily to brace against him, a feigned resistance; nearly as rigid as her crux, the meeting of her legs to her mound, radiating such warm heat you could feel it from a foot above her lap; but nothing as impressing as her gaze, one that has lost every trace of humiliation and shame and simply inquires longingly into you, pleading for you to buttress her already soaring pleasure with all the affection you can muster. At that moment, while still stimulating all the most sensitive areas of her mouth you allow your hand to graze, feather-light, so impossibly slow from the subtle depression of her throat down, down...ever downward: breastbone to the cleft between her breasts, down the gentle ridges of her abdomen, dropping quickly to her navel to elicit a playful whimper as its the first (and more minor) of the blessed crevices to come. With that thought in mind you can't help but quicken your descent, quickening to the mons-pubis and yet another quivering murmur. With expert timing you brush the fine hair above her sweeter lips, allowing her scent to fill the air a moment before the tip of your middle finger finally touches the glistening petal of which it dreamed.
i want the creators to know, as soon as i can type acceptable nip, i'm sending so many emails.
>the glistening petal of which it dreamed
It's always worth reading the whole thing for this line.
He was clearly making shit up.
Oral hygiene: the anime
I love that scene just for this fucking shot.
you shouldn't play with your sis like this, got it nerds?
why is there so much incest in anime these days?
this seen was amazingly well animated/directed, they took out all the fucking stops, it was wonderful
I remember this scene. O yess i do!
After watching the episode........fap fap fap....
tl;but read it anyway.
gee, how good will it look, if shaft animated a sex scene.
Shinbo used to direct hentai. Unfortunately I can't remember what his alias was or which ones he did.
AFAIK he never gave us closure. At least not according to the pastebin.
Sexiest Monogatari scene.
My monogatari folder is regrettably small and mostly consists of kaiki, can I request some captioned shots or cool pics? Preferably with Shinobu or Arargi.
Captcha's "says CPlanes", huh...
And here I thought you couldn't put it into words.
No, it was a banality. He cleaned his sister's teeth and she made sexual sounds. The way it's covering up the content is even more stupid than the content itself; it would have been less pathetic if they outright fucked.
The way it is, it's like those Victorian novels that keep going on about adultery, but interject "oh woe, what wicked deeds" every other sentence, laughably pretending they're writing either horror or fable, and not at all smut, I promise, I swear, etc..
>tfw Yang,Reinhard, and Kircheis dead