But those are burgertits, you fucking cockmongler.
Just admit you're a faggot and move on.
>Not liking cowtits
>another DFC fag mad that he's becoming the minority on /a/
I like cowtits better than flat chests.
But Emi > burgertits.
>there are people on /a/ who don't like both DFC and cowtits
It must suck to have bad taste.
>not liking all tits
That's a pretty heavy implication anon.
There are other types of breasts besides cowtits?
I honestly don't notice a girl unless she has huge boobs. I know its bad of me, but its just what I'm attracted to. Just like some people are overly attracted to girls with short hair or big butts or whatever. There's just something that triggers in my brain when a girl has large breasts and I take more notice to her.
B and C cups are master races.
Anything above is pig disgusting.
You are disgusting.
This guy gets it.
Disgusting flatties get wrecked
Enjoy being 15.
Okay perhaps I should put it like this anon.
D and above without support flops around alot and looks pig disgusting. Source: My sister and my mother.
More poplars please
These are my preferred breast sizes.
I'm 29. But nice try.
ITS TIME TO SETTLE IT DOWN FOR ONCE
I like all breasts
Except old breasts
Wait, you're almost 30 and you're wasting your time on /a/?
Haha, Jesus Christ, get a life.
I also am only attracted to boys.
Why would you lie like that on the internet?
I only like my waifu's tits.
Where's that option?
I'm more attracted to venus humps than any of those.
>I'm not a pleb
>"Delicious" flat chest
Poll is biased. Results are therefore redundant.
>no all of the above option
So are you saying you're 15?
mfw there are people who are actually disgusted by an ample bosom
Small buds (not completely flat).
androgyny master race
im neutral to titsize (unless its some creepy 2 meter tits fetish) im going by the names, faggot
winning is not enough, others have to fail
Try this one instead:
24, and even I feel like I'm wasting my life watching Jap cartoons. How you look at yourself in the mirror each morning is simply beyond me.
>certain size tits sag
Every thread one of these 'experts' appear, I swear. Putting 3D logic to 2D girls.
If you want to start spouting 3D logic, guess what. Even girls with B size breasts will sag when they take off their bra dude. Get ready for a cold dose of reality when you finally see a real naked girl someday.
In before "but, mah 2D girls!" Again, you are the idiot who brought up 3D physics first. So kindly get out.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Not that anon, but some of us couldn't get a girl even if we tried. Besides that, how many do you know that wouldn't try to 'change' you into a normalfag?
But they're so great OP.
>tits winning over asses
i share a board with immature retarded mongrels
>you will never have big, beautiful, life-giving breasts
e-e-everyone is a winner
>>>/gayland/ lmao rekt
It's okay. The vote was sabotaged.
People saw cowtits were losing so they upboated it just to piss people off.
>literally get finished fapping to cowgirls
Fuck your shit OP
Only one of those is a boy.
Holy shit, you sure showed me.
Pettan pettan tsurupettan
Last time I checked, shit doesn't come out of tits.
But on a serious note, I like both but I do like breasts more. I do not think that makes me an "immature retarded mongrel."
>tfw people like fake asses over real asses
>doing online polls
My proxy sides
Of course I like them.
Especially on a petite, youthful frame.
Dfc is still quite nice on a youngish girl but big handfuls make everything better.
>Inb4 shitting dick nipples
>my proxied sides
This is why Americans are so fat.
Just the way I like em.
I want to be a girl with big tits.
I agree. Small buds are god tier.
Ass n Thighs > Breasts anyway.
>thinks he's cool for mocking someone being 5 years older than he is
And in 5 years, you'll still be posting here yourself. With this thread archived to save your wonderful posts for future observation.
Someone beat you to it.
You called it.
Proxy-kun is already at it.
Tits and asses should be equal. You're no better than the people you're arguing against.
It depends on the girl.
Now this is something I can agree with.
Not that it would matter if I ever found the love of my life.
Plebs. Y master race reporting in.
>Making the whole thing a draw to avoid a war
Proxy-kun is the dark hero /a/ doesn't deserve.
how can you be so disgusting that you will proxy a online poll so cowtits will win over two things superior to it?
It's funny how DFCfags rage war against cowtitfags, meanwhile cowtitfags sit back and enjoy their beautiful, full chests.
>all while superior assfags enjoy being the ubermensch
DFCfags may have drawn first blood many years ago, but cowtitsfags have just as much blood on their hands, you know. The war has cooled down a lot this past year, but it was ugly the years before that.
I wish to be the oppai majin
You are spelling plebs wrong.
Come on, /a/.
Small breasts are better, it's science.
>Not wanting to rest your head on those big soft pillows
>DFCfags may have drawn first blood many years ago, but cowtitsfags have just as much blood on their hands, you know.
Not really. You just pointed out that the DFC fans kept attacking everyone else. Which I may point out, it wasn't just fans of large breasts. It was EVERYONE. Anyone who posted ANYTHING that wasn't a loli or DFC girl, they railed against.
You posted a picture of Naru from Love Hina or Tamaki from To Heart? They fucking bitched up a storm. You posted a girl who had even the slightest hint of wide hips, it was 'landwhale' this and 'fat' that. You posted any random girl who had even a C cup breasts and they wouldn't shut up about how DFC was superior.
The DFC 'fans' really killed their own movement by shooting themselves in the foot. People moved away from wanting to be associated with such a vocal and extremist group. They were getting as bad as the 'PC fans' on /v/. Perhaps even worse. While nearly every other group was (and still is) just playing defense. This thread itself started because someone started bitching ABOUT big tits. Not someone bitching about DFC.
>not forgiving Emi
Most of what you said is pretty much horseshit and hyperbole. I think you have a serious persecution complex, man.
He's absolutely correct.
>small to average sized breasts are worse than cow tits
>All this mad
Did dfc and loli fans raped you or what? Maybe you posted in the wrong thread or posted like a normalfag or something?
reminder that there is no such thing as a bad ass-man
Show me your proof.
Normalfag please go.
So me the proof that 'he's' not right.
I doubt you have even been posting on /a/ since 2005, which is the time period 'he' was talking about.
As Great Old Ones intended.
Here's your proof.
If you weren't new, you'd have seen the proof all over /a/.
Asses are for disgusting unevolved monkeys.
Love of breasts is the true sign of a properly enlightened human.
I've been here since early 06. He's still speaking bullshit.
I can say the exact same thing to you.
>show me proof
Is this your first day on /a/ or something? You don't see the thousands of people bitching about landwhale and DFC on /a/ on an hourly basis?
Or are you just one of those people and you're trying to cover it up by feigning ignorance?
reminder that if you eat pig meat you should feel guilty as fuck because they are smarter than the smartest breed of dog (fucking lassie)
asses were beautifully crafted to be amazing, breasts are made for feeding, even my faggot cat has 6 of them, nothing special about breasts
Tits are just proxy asses. Both should be admired equally.
I do see that, but that wasn't even the argument. Read, idiot.
reminder if you feel guilty for eating any meat you are retarded
How pic related.
Chubby girls are disgusting.
Perflat > *
Some people think sweaty folds are attractive for some reason.
Niceu big breast
Flat to small mounds are my fancy.
Jesus christ is she wearing a cup or something? That bulging mons pubis.
>still no new jun except heavily censor c85.
>not liking cowtits
I wish people would stop using that term wrong.
Cowtits are ridiculous, unrealistic hentai tits not fucking slightly above average tits.
Thank God she's wearing that band aid otherwise you might have gotten banned for posting this.
>I changed the argument so therefore you can't read!
The original argument was that DFC fags were bitching at all other people about not liking what they like. You simply said "show me proof".
If anyone isn't following the original argument, its you.
>girl with actual hips and curves in her thighs instead of just having rail thin legs and a banana shaped body
>people claim she's chubby
Good job actually proving >>100890554 correct.
Cowtits = DFC > average sizes
People use every term wrong on 4chan. That's like complaining that people use loli to describe DFC.
>bitching about landwhale and DFC
>somehow same as your original argument that you can't even prove despite making ridiculous claims
Just go to sleep.
>Trying to make it sound she isn't chubby and is instead just having hips and curves
This is what chubbyfags actually believe. This is a dfc and cowtits thread, not a chubby thread. Make your own chubby thread to jerk over.
No bullying average sized
>You posted a girl who had even the slightest hint of wide hips, it was 'landwhale' this and 'fat' that.
Well it doesn't help that over the last two or so years fat fuckers have constantly shoved their obese bitches into HEALTHY and chubby threads, completely destroying the original meanings of both.
>your original argument
It wasn't even my argument. Let me directly copy/paste it for you:
>DFCfags may have drawn first blood many years ago
>Not really. You just pointed out that the DFC fans kept attacking everyone else. Which I may point out, it wasn't just fans of large breasts. It was EVERYONE.
And then you, after many derailments, finally admitted:
>I do see that, but that wasn't even the argument.
To which I entered the argument and corrected you saying:
>The original argument was that DFC fags were bitching at all other people about not liking what they like. You simply said "show me proof".
>If anyone isn't following the original argument, its you.
Now that we've successfully derailed this thread with a pointless bitch fest about who actually did derail the thread, let's just end it here and post tits.
Breasts are love. Breasts are life.
/a/ takes their girls too seriously
Yes, but that's like arguing that DFC guys have killed the meaning of loli.
How? DFC isn't the same thing as loli. But they are linked. It's not the same as fatfags going into healthy/chubby threads and posting their fat bitches and saying that's what healthy/chubby is.
>You don't see the thousands of people bitching about landwhale and DFC on /a/ on an hourly basis?
>I do see that (about landwhale and DFC bitching), but that wasn't even the argument (the original argument)
Just go to sleep. You need it.
>>Not liking all sizes of tits.
Most of /a/ isn't retarded when it comes to dfc vs loli. A lot of dfc are loli or close to it, but the ones who aren't are obvious and blatantly older looking. Only LRD and a very small group of extreme loli fans start shit over that. The former is one cancerous troll.
This is a war - you've gotta expect some colatteral damage.
Loli is based on age. Yet DFC fans will push that boundary and start calling any girl who has a flat chest a 'loli', killing the entire meaning of the term.
Its no different than what you're trying to accuse 'fatfags' of doing. There is no real set boundary between plump, chubby or 'fat' besides your own personal concepts of what those three terms mean. Which I may add, are tied to 3D concepts of women. So when you start applying those concepts to 2D girls, it causes a lot of confusion and arguments. In other words, it is not as cut and dry as a general age or going through puberty like loli is.
And you're just obviously bias against that particular fetish so you are specifically singling it out.
For someone who keeps bitching about 'show me proof', you seem to be doing a lot of telling people to go to sleep while ignoring all their proof.
>Loli is based on age.
Not this shit again.
Loli isn't based on age. It's based on body-type. There are plenty of 500 year old vampire lolis.
>Loli is based on age
LolisRDead pls leave.
Hence the addition of 'or going through puberty'
The original origin of Loli is in reference to the book Lolita. Which was directly related to a story about a man who fell in love with a girl who was of 'prepubescent age'. Just because a few anime have extended this idea to have 500 year old vampire lolis who still haven't gone through puberty doesn't make the 'age' thing void for all the other human girls.
Just kill yourself, troll.
>The original origin of Loli is in reference to the book Lolita.
It's not like Japan has a history of taking loanwords and completely bastardising their meaning or anything.
Give an example of an old loli whilst keeping in mind that vampires have a suspended age, demons and other mystical entities age either to a different scale or not at all giving them no biological age and age reversal is exactly as it sounds.
They even call her a loli in the show.
Then they are wrong.
I prefer the best part of the woman.
It tastes just as good as Hannibal made it look.
Stop being retarded, LRD.
I'm sure you know better than the Japanese about the use of their own language.
You're wrong. Japan is right. Get the fuck over it.
Never go full retard.
Okay, I'm on it. Still doesn't prove it wrong.
So basically you're just confirming what I said. You do realize this is the country that is so obsessive about Lolita that they have multiple magazines and conventions focused on it, right?
I'm not claiming anime hasn't perverted the term loli at all. I was the one who pointed it out.
>What is a loanword
You are wrong on everything though. LRD doesn't care about tits size, he only cares about age 12 and under. And lolis is DFC only. Deal with it, newfriend.
The literal definition of lolita is a precocious little girl.
How old is that girl suppose to be and has she gone through puberty? because from that image, she just looks like a typical 12 year old girl.
>Can't into RORI RORI RORI RORI RORI
>Seriously wants to convince people he knows the subject and usage of rori more than Japan who adopts lolita complex and twisted in a god sent way to get past barriers
Keep being a retarded troll, LRD.
She's the teacher of the MC's class and is at least of christmas cake age.
Japan is objectively wrong. No, stunted doujin writers are wrong.
Stop talking out of your ass. LRD bitches about tits all the time. Loli can only be completely board flat for him and loli for him is age of 12 and under. Even though he claims that, the loli he accepts at most look like 10 and under.
>Japan is objectively wrong
HAHAHA, oh god. You're not even trying anymore.
LolisRDead is still supposed to be banned, but he's evading.
Did you even read the whole post?
I got called LRD in a thread a few weeks ago for saying loli was a body type rather than age. I don't understand.
If only ban evading wasn't so easy.
Sounds like LRD was trying to troll you.
Doesn't matter, still beefy.
You must be new here.
You and me both, anon.
where is B-D size option?
All is good, small or large.
Why not both?
huge = flat > anything in between
anything in between > huge = flat
sucks being in the minority
It depends what you think of "huge".
I mean I can dig some D cups, maybe even DD or E, but after that it just becomes awful.
I like big tits but those look like crap.
I ALSO ENJOY YELLING. AND BRIAN BLESSED
>There are people on /a/ RIGHT NOW that prefer plebeian-tier boobs and asses over glorious hips
I need the 3 of them.
A big breasted girl with a goat ass and now defined waist is as bad as a Disgusting Flat Chest with a big juicy butt.
I'm thirty-eight. What are you gonna do about it? You're gonna bow to your damn senpai, that's what. Half the average lifespan on this earth has taught me that flat is love. Tits a shit
>Tits a shit
Flat still tits too.
Tits are fine, but luscious thighs are best.
>38 years old
Sexagenarian here, big tits are the best.
DFC is moe
I like boobs of any size, and i don't actively seek out asses like a true ass-man.
But I would take a dfc with a glorious booty over a girl with big mammies yet a saggy potato ass
I love fat tits so much I wish I had my own.
>92 vs 92
Where are the actual cowtits ?
too bad she just appeared once
Not even real
fuck yes,de gozaru.
I wish i could sleep in between them.
We all do
Pettanko master race~
She looks very huggable.
Whatever happened to Kiruko ?
You are all making principal-bro cry.
Assmen are the best men.
What could drive a man to do such horrible deed?
The love he feels for his daughter.
He is a good man.
A is the perfect size, B and C are almost there, DFC is a little behind them, D is the limit of acceptance and anything over E is ugly.
All breast are beautiful, anon.
Those aren't normal, though.
Many of those women are overweight, which, no matter what people say, is not normal nor healthy.
>No Level Chart
What's your level /a/ ?
>No option for middle size
Four through eight for me.
Are you sure ?
>0 and <1
Nobody likes middle size.
You can't call yourself a tit-connoisseur if you can't brave and tame the monstruous tits.
I like middle size.
B-C are fine.
3D flat chest is fucking disgusting.
2D flat chest is great.
1 through 10
>implying you're ever going to leave
You might as well leave now, if you can.
that was posted more than 6 hours ago
>Discriminating tits with anything other than the chick that has them
OP is such a homo
i prefer whatever is between cowtits and flat chest. Also I dislike too much boob physics, i feel like the show/game is insulting my intelligence by over animating them
Thing about boob jiggle is that when it's done too extreme it will look awful.
But on the other when it is done very subtle, and I mean really, REALLY subtle, it gets me hard as diamonds.
OP is a faggot
I can't believe there are people who like this shit. Fucking peasants.
the softest silicone
> not liking the vagina the moist
you're either gay or 12 years old
You know, If you combine these 2 polls >>100889932 >>100889783 you can make a pretty solid case that DFC fans are the least tolerant of other fanbases, and that's without even accounting for years of shitposting from DFC fans.
I should probably dump the current data to avoid future confusion.
>Not liking concave chests
Tell me about it anon. Nothing worse than clown lips.
So, how's the wizard life?
DFC = reasonably sized > cowtits
Go home, pedo
Normalfag pls go.
Please stop that shit
Fuck off Aus-fag
DFC and small chests superior.
>25 year old a cup
>guys being interested in me are pedophiles
>all that suffering
Do you have a nice ass? I just need something to squeeze
Typical underaged Kirinofag.
How many hammer blows to head well it tank to get this image out my head
Most best girls are DFC.
There's a correlation somewhere in there.
Small breasts produce richer milk, it is better for the child's brain.
There's at least a fraction of people interested in you for that.
It is a superior genetic trait objectively.
This thread needs some music
>source: my anus
Boobs are intimidating
It's like she wants him to scream.
What's wrong with everyone? They're both disgusting. What about normal tits ranging from B to D ?
How would you enjoy them if you're dead ?
Boobs have better applications
Truly the stuff of nightmares
I'd say people who claim their fetish is right and all others is wrong are retarded, you included for creating such a meme. I'm using meme as in the actual definition of meme, not whatever twisted definition it became.
Who knows who started it first, but one side became militant about their taste unjokingly, and then the other side picked up on that meme and in response became militant themselves. Now you spread this meme until both sides are militant and claim the other was militant first.
In other words, stop being retarded. I can't believe anyone has stooped as low to call people with a certain fetishism or sexual preference a "fanbase". Don't let it become a thing.
Ass man reporting.
I prefer tummies.
It goes without saying that ass trumps all. This is a runner's up list.
>Posts /v/ maymays
>Mocks others for being comfortable with themselves
You probably think there's something wrong with people who don't enjoy going out or find it tiring to be around groups of any size too.
Why did you even bother responding to an 11 hour old post, from a blatantly obvious troll no less?
Okay, fair enough.
These look good.