>confessing your love to a classmate you've never spoken to
>"I-I've been watching you all this time..."
On the one hand, I would be very flattered if a cute girl said that to me. On the other hand, I imagine that if I said that to a cute girl, she'd think I was a creepy weirdo
>Sorry, what was that about fish?
Why are Japs so awkward? You don't admit your affection for a person so easily, you should be more subtle until you know each other more.
>I have something important to tell you.. I'll be waiting for you behind the cherry tree
That sounds creepy.
Culture thing. They think its cute
Elevens are stupid.
>confess eternal love in highschool
>accepting it is akin to a marriage proposal
Haven't they ever heard of sowing their oats?
Do they really do this shit? I thought it was just my animes.
Have you even checked their birth rates?
This, there aren't even any oats to begin with.
They should import oats. Thick, juicy, American oats.
i don't get this
>see girl in another class
>"she's the love of my life"
i mean, what
happened to me in quite a fairy tale, anime fashion
>last moments of high school
>final english assignment
>"last thing you want to say to your fellow students"
>five minute speech required
>thought i wouldn't be called before bell rang
>3 minutes to go
>wing it, never contributed to class in a substantial capacity anyhow
>somehow adduce meaningful sentiments without invoking platitudes
>bell rings, school is over
>still giving speech
>no one moves or makes a sound
>finish two minutes later
>30-second applause, numerous well-wishings and congratulations
>two girls who i've always silently eyed beckon me over
>"anon, that was amazing"
>one girl confesses she always wanted to talk to me but never got the courage
>completely dumbfounded at turn of events
>too good to be true
>takes my hand and writes her cell phone number
>"call me this week, ok?"
>end up calling her three days later
>enjoy an entire summer of pleasurable time with extremely beautiful girl
>couldn't be more shoujo romance anime if you wanted
>everything went better than expected
my life has since turned to relative shit, but i'm lucky to have enjoyed the unexpected fruits of that summer. if its memory is the only companionship i'll keep for the rest of my days, there are certainly fates worse than that. saged for exorbitant blogshit
Your new is showing.
Is being a stalker who makes dolls in the likeness of your target viewed differently in japan?
I've had girls tell me the same thing as well as make a move on me back in HS which was weird since I was a total loner who hated everyone. Well, it didn't change a thing because I still hated them after that, no regrets.
Depends if the stalker is a girl or not.
You mean if both parties are girls.
>MC, s-ski desk!
>Eh? Nine days?
>N-n-nine demon eye
Exactly. People say, "Just tell them!" but the smart way is to build up your relationship over time. They get to know you better, and they see the benefits you hopefully have offered them. Just don't deny that you like them if someone asks, but if you want to keep it a secret, simply don't say yes or no. Japan is full of amateurs.
>Not just fucking anything that has a pussy
>Having relationships other than having bros you can hang around with
>Why are Japs so awkward?
Why do you think cartoons for asocial manchildren are indicative how Japs actually act and think when it comes to relationships?
>Not waiting at the school rooftop
In real life they are MUCH worse.
Females tend to think in a much more complicated way when it comes to asking someone out. I used to plan conversations in my head days before I'd talk to whoever I wanted to ask out.
Are female bros alright?
That's quite cool. Sorry to hear it didn't last longer than a summer, anon.
>High school trip to some foreign city
>Meet crazy chick from other class
>She's kinda cute though, quite the drama queen, i incredibly enjoyed drama
>She likes this other guy in my class
>We spend the trip together trying to come up with strategies for her
>Back at school, months later
>Hanging out with her after classes
>She yells at me she likes me after we said goodbye
>The very next day, i meet her in the hallway
>She hands me a paper, without saying anything, runs away
>Inside is written: "Will you be my boyfriend? Yes / No"
>Well she could have said tha-
>Rules: We can't kiss
>We won't spend time together during school
>We won't touch each other
>We'll just keep going like the last 3 weeks and don't talk in school
>My fucking face when
Some weird but half-cute learning-disability girl who was the granddaughter of one of my mother's friends wanted the same thing with me. Why would they even consider that being boyfriend/girlfriend?
>gets with foreign female
I would be creeped out and proceed pretending it never happened.
Girl once asked me out, but I found the entire situation horribly disturbing. Though it might've been less awkward if she wasn't a complete stranger.
>Getting with jap female
That never works, though.
this one time a girl found out I liked her
and she approached me with her friend
She asked and I said I liked her.
I can still remember it now she said, "Please stop liking me"
This was after weeks of making her laugh and playing with her.
>tfw caught in weird love shape with 3DPD people
>No idea if the one I like fancies my mate
>Think mate fancies the above's friend
>Who might have a thing for me.