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Somebody told me that if you shut yourself in the closet with no light and say your waifu's name out loud 3 times. She will come visit you.

Is it true? Have you tried it?
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Why don't you close 4chan and go try it.
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Are you curious enough to find out?
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>>100885672
>>100885740
I would but I don't have a waifu. I am too much of a slut to have one. So you try it for me.
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>>100885445
Pic related?
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>>100885445
I don't trust you OP, i bet some Cthulhu comes out.
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>>100888720
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>>100885445
What if I don't have a closet big enough to shut myself in?
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>>100890088
Find a way to squeeze in or remove stuff from it
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>>100885445
I always scream my waifu's name in the darkness of my closet.

She never comes, except in my dreams.
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>>100885445

It is true but then she started giggling and bleeding from her eyes, nose and ears and told me to burn things and hurt people.

I reckon I better get to starting so the hellish nightmares will end.
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Tsukasa is freedom.
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Hurry and do it. Summon your waifu

>>100891253
You should do what your waifu says if you love her.
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do it

the time approaches

let me show my love to you
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It doesn't work OP, You lied.
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>>100891768
wait

that wasn't you ?

hold on try it again i swear ill get it right this time
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>>100891768
It worked for me. Maybe you don't love your waifu enough? You are constantly posting about how great other girls are, maybe you upset her.
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>>100891768
You're either lying or you don't love your waifu enough
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I don't have a closet.
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No. All it did was turn me gay.
How do I turn myself straight again?
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>>100891932
Stay there forever.
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hold on

there are too many of you

i cant do all of you at once slow down

youre confusing me
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>>100891932
By going back in.
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>>100891921
where do you put your shrine to your waifu?
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>>100891580
>>100891731
>>100891837
>>100891978
What the fuck are you trying to do?
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Ibara burst into the club room like a normal day, but with a little more bounce in her step. After strutting the table already surrounded by the rest of the club members, she valiantly slammed down a piece of paper with an uncharacteristic smile on her face. Without knowing how to react, everybody silently stared at her until Chitanda couldn't hold herself back any longer, “What's this?” she asked. An obvious question given the situation, but it still took most of her courage to bring herself to speak.
“It's our next mystery! A rumor that I heard from a senpai in the manga club.” Just the word mystery alone was enough to bring Chitanda to the edge of her seat, firmly holding onto it in an attempt to keep herself from jumping up. “Objection,” the next to speak was Oreki without even looking up from his book with no readable expression whatsoever, “It was probably just a story somebody made up when they were bored, we shouldn't waste energy investigating.” Chitanda couldn't help but glare at him as he spoke, which caused him to tense up a bit as he was her from the corner of his eye, but before she could speak Ibara was ready with a rebuttal, “But would a made up story have so many witnesses? After hearing about it I decided to ask other third years and heard the same story multiple times.”
After silencing Oreki she stood over the other club members, fist pressed against her chest to signify her victory as he let out a small sigh. As soon as the paper was free from her grasp, Chitanda pounced on it and began to read allowed, “Sightings of a ghost in the school. Third year hallway. 9 witnesses. Between 6 and 12 pm. Only seen by people spending nights in the school after the gates were locked.” Each line she read created another glisten in her eye, and everybody knew where this was heading as they watched her read.
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>>100892078
they need me

so many of them need me

but there are too many
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Trying it right now. I've got nothing to lose.
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>>100892118
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oh

this ones pulse isx slowingb

canrt type as wegll anmoreee

illlll find all of you soonm

i prollmisee
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>ripping your waifu from her realm and forcing her into a three dimensional hell. You're all sick.
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Alright, testing it out, wish me luck.
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it worked for me but I took my waifu in with me.
you should try it with your waifu, it will porbably have better results.
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I remember when I was in the 6th grade, I tested out Bloody Mary since I was under the impression that if I was nice to her, and had hardcore ghost-sex with her, she would be happy, and be able to pass onto the after life. Least to say I'm still a virgin, and my house was haunted for a year with shadow people.
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.jmnawbm vsnjdx
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Nothing happened, fuck you.
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>>100888720
Jokes on you, Cthulhu is my waifu
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A monster spawned and killed me.
I am waiting to respawn while typing this.
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Fuck off /x/. Quit trying to give me nightmares.
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>>100891932
lel I get it
it's a closet joke
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Fuck it, I'm drunk enough. I'll give it a shot.
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Fucking hell you think God would get some central heating up here, jesus christ
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>>100892536
I'm back. Yeah, nothing happened. Fuck you, OP, you gave me ho

i found one

this one has so much love

i wish i could share this forever but it never lasts

ill be here awhile but i promised you all i would share with you too

wait for me
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Guys, I think /a/ is haunted.
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>>100891768
You literally have the worst taste in girls sometimes.

For fucks sake.
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>>100892657
This is sad. This is more entertaining and scary than anything on /x/ in the last year. What the hell happened to them
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>>100885445
No, she will come and lock you in the closet.
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>>100892814
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
NOPE THREAD
WE DON"T HAVE LENIN STATUE
that's what's happened to /x/
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>>100892876
and rape you??
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I just tried it and it's totally legit, thanks OP.
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>all these demons trying to trick me into doing it
Nice try.
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wow it worked!! 10/10
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>>100893032
its okay i promise

call me and nothing will hurt you again

i can shield you and share everything for our own small forever

this forever is almost over
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>>100893207
That depends, will I get super powers?
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this one is getting weaker

i want to find you and i hear you call

you called a name but it was not right

i want to find you most of all

we will be everything together
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>>100893455
Burn faggot.
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>>100893736
no i dont want to burn

the fire hurts even the memory hurts

i dont like you i wont share with you

go away
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oh

everyone is gone now

no one is calling any more

i don't want to leave

next year ill try to share longer
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What the fuck happened here?



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