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I'm really sorry, I just had to.
Holy shit that was really bad
Don't drag this shit down to /b/ levels please
I want to impregnate Nipa
Well since you guys got nothing I'll start
Why do they make such a god tier joint force and not animate them?
Bad Anon!At-least you only did it with Miyafuji But seriously cut that shit out.
Shirley looks really fat there. Maybe she should try to eat healthier rather than hamburgers.
That series was really odd.
Last thread hit limit before I finished making it but hopefully some Minna fans are still here
Minna already killed the love once today we don't need it again
I give up, I can't kill the love today. It's too strong.
Seven Seas just posted this on their tumblr:
>STAY TUNED: Upcoming license-related doujinshi announcement on Monday. Here’s a hint—it’s related to something in our current catalog.
Quite possibly it'll be an English license of "Witches of Africa," and Nogami Takeshi's other official doujinshi.
Is it just me or has Hanna gotten a lot more popular out of nowhere
Exactly she was never popular
I want to have sexual intercourse wit her.
Hope you like Africa aids
I sure do, if it's from Marseille-senpai.
Would you really be willing to catch a life threatening illness just fuck Hanna?
>just fuck Hanna?
Sorry but you should be wishing on something fresher and less slutty
Love is kill guys
But it's friday night and we got nothing better to do
So lets talk about what we always end up talking about
I want to snuggle with Erica.
You and me both.
But not at the same time, that would just be weird.
You're weird for even thinking such a weird thing.
Like she can't handle the both of you
I want to hold Nipa in my arms and snuggle with her next to my fireplace.
That is why cold weather witches are best witches
I want to bury my face into those woozles.
where are their nipples?
On their boobs but you need the BD to be able to see them
Nipa best cold weather witch
I want to be the tonttu.
Häkkinen is not a witch.
Sorry. Eh, she's still cute.
Fins aren't the only cold weathers you know
>24/Strike Witches crossover
>Mio and Jack Bauer interrogate the human Neuroi
I like the Finnish witches most though...
I like the ones that I can ram my face into their butt.
Lucky for you the sweet duet are my weak spot
WP please contain yourself or I'll have to ram my face onto your crotch.
Why does this keep getting worse?
>Not wanting to ram your face into Nipa's cute butt.
I think we know who the real gay is...
Would rather ram something other than my face
Nipas my witch-fu. I'll fight you for her[/spoielr]
FUCK WHY CAN't I DELETE POSTS
Calm down I don't even want Nipa
It takes a few second before you can remove a post
NO like I've waited a couple of minutes before removing posts and it doesn't work
Moot is killing the love.
Alright I need sleep I'm a mess tonight. I can't speak, type, think. I'm done. goodnight everyone, keep the love alive
I'm going to cuddle my Nipa daki now.
Go on faggot I'll just shag Eila while Nipa watches
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
shes popular to me
> I'll fight you for her
Come on tiny man. I'll fucking wreck you.
Erica is starting now!
Hell yea.... in a minute, let me see if I can fix this image
Eri-Erika Hajimaru Yo!
But ... that means Erica doesn't show up at all!
Sadly far too close to the truth.
Well I managed to fix the emblem. Its OK I guess
I didn't even realize that when you posted it yesterday.
In this show when they do a pan, because Erica is "standing" closer to the "camera," things in the background move at a different rate then she does. It means Her body will line up between the different pics but things in the background wont.
It makes doing this a real bitch
But they are my Witches and I love them so I do it anyway
Even the way she sits is adorable
If the Japanese are so crazy about touching lips on the same spot of a drink as another person being an indirect kiss... Would this have been indirect tribadism?
Why can't I remember the context of that phrase?
Did you watch YY?
Nope. It looked like porn. If I want to watch porn I would have just watched porn.
SW is porn compared to YrYr, baitmeister.
Thank God for Photoshop
i'm enjoying these way too much
YuruYuri is the best.
There's no franchise that's safe.
look at the old shit I found in my witches folder.
One year ago
some years ago.....man, SW is THAT old already.
Also two famous jazz musicians moefied.
I ignored it at first.
Was still hung up on the pantyshots and genderswapped WWII pilots bit. Then I said fuck it and embraced the magic.
piano transcription of Sanya no Uta.
stuff of interest
I watched it because of the community here. Everyone seemed to have so much fun watching it and talking about it. I wanted that. ;_;
People watching trashy anime just because they're fun are the best communities on /a/.
fuck yeah Adolfine and her mistress.
how does this make you feel?
Long hair Nipa kinda... eh.
I really love her short hair. So much.
what about Aleks?
>mfw there actually are people who enjoy this trash
Maybe if it was in a different style. That one is meh.
Helma pls. It's a doll.
Go ask Trude herself and get what you want.
Low leg pantsu are a miracle of the universe.
Both arousing and incredibly cute.
Mio and Minna were never cuter.
Wasn't some anon working on this a long time ago?
What happend to it?
No pantsu > low leg pantsu.
Holy shit the Lucky Witches. I haven't seen that since the last time in a while. I thought I was the only /a/non that still remembered that.
But I think it ended up losing support and no one wanted to continue it.
that's what I remember too.
Oh man, after digging around in my old external I found these. I haven't used them for anything in a while.
I remember making some designs too.
I have no clue what was up this this one or the next one though.
In other news I found a whole bunch more SW pics I forgot I had. Thanks to the anon who reminded me of the LW.
Personally I never liked the red designs.
The second one wasn't too bad. I still use it for an avatar from time to time.
Still the cutest thing ever to appear in the SW fandom.
evolution of witches
best witches wallpaper ever
Oh man, I saved this like 4 years before I realized they had the same VA. I was a retard back then.
Holy mother of god I've been looking for this pic for months.
Literally my favorite picture for like two years.
oh god how long did I search for this pic...
all those comic strips back then...based agahari
has this ever become a real doujin?
enough dumping, this is the last one.
Rip thred. Ded.
Rip me. Sleep.
I disagree, but 4chan doesn't like the sort of resolutions Muro comics operate at.
It's been some time since I posted mine, but this thread is already pretty image dump-y as it is.
Why don't Eila already hold hands with Sanya?
>sort of resolutions
what do you mean?
The next Nyantype will have new information about the SW anime.
but that says nothing about the HNNNGG-worthy content.
all of agahari's comics are like that too.
Stop being so lewd, anon.
>still sold out
anyway, how goes the love?
the witches are always lewd.
No. This is the best.
Not all of them. Some of them are pure maidens.
of course anon, of course...
She looks cold. I'd give her my coat and a hug.
Stop that, anon. Sanya is only like that for Eila.
doesn't make it less lewd.
We Minna now?
Can you tame the Minna pup?
Sure, KanColle beats SW like an old house wife.
If SW would be more popular without all the panty antics?
I am taller than Eila in real life
I wonder if I can get a giant daki that makes me feel as short as sanya
or maybe that will just look freaky on my normal sized bed
I will just have to accept us for who we are
It would be more popular if it had a game, like a witches MMO or a witches collecting battle game like KanColle.
Even so, it got a recommendation at the Japanese Media Arts Festival which is already crazy enough.
It's not lewd if they aren't holding hands.
Stop that, my weak heart can't take it. It's both too cute and too lewd.
hahaha oh wow
should be possible to cut it up and make it three columns though.
Can't help it, its fucking freezing here (19°F), I posted the first witch that looked as cold as I felt.
oh god I know man, this is more first winter since moving
I feel like I am typing on a plate of ice
What is it that keeps the love alive in yourself?
Season 3? Fanart? Figures? Dakis? Dreams? Future Inventions so that you can be with your witch?
Wusses. It's usually around -25 C at my end, if not even lower. This winter is kinda warm, though, almost no snow. ;_;
AHAHAHAHA 19F ahahahaha
-13F here you fucker, and im in the army, so come at me.
I used to live where it was this cold more often, but the house there was used to it. Had electric heaters in the floor and fireplaces up and down, plus central air.
New house doesn't have decent heat.
Thinking about Marseille is enough to keep my love alive.
Sadly - nothing. ;_;
Not even the joy of not using pants?
She won't get out of my head and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Speaking of future inventions.
Just another 30 years
How long is the longest you've even slept for just straight through. My record is 16 hours without getting up, just pulled a 13 hour and only woke up a little while ago
You don't need to go that far virtual reality I'll be sooner
No. 'Love' as a concep in generalt is very alien to me, but I seem to feel happy when other people enjoy that.
I hope I get to play something fun with other anons.
VR servers just for SW threads
Everyone is their favorite witch and we keep lewdly holding hands and dry humping each other
A year or two back i'd sleep seemingly 20 hours. Not so much straight through, i'd half wake and roll over and feel exhausted and sleep some more.
Something was probably wrong with me. Still like 12-15 hours most days.
I was wondering who the second wealthiest witch is after Perrine in the 501? It's got to be Lynette's family, they've got lots of kids and you must be rich if you can afford to look after a shit load of kids during war time.
Sometimes when I stay up for 24 hours or more I end up sleeping for somewhere between 10-15 hours. Although I usually end up only getting between 3 and 7 on an average day.
>what are farmers?
Amount of kids do not equal wealth.
Jesus Christ do you even have a job?
I thought Lynette mentioned her family was pretty well off at some point. Plus she'd be pretty damn refined for a farm child.
What do you mean children are not currency?
Used farmers as a example of large families that aren't necessarily wealthy. She said she sent her pay back home for her siblings.
Get out eastern europe-chan.
>Sending her hard earned pay check back home to siblings.
That's my Lynette.
Yoshika sent her money back home too, but her family is fine. Lynette has nice clothes and acts like a lady. Honestly I'm not sure about the "well off" thing, I just thought she said it. It's pretty save to say her family isn't poor though.
Could be Sanya's.
Composers make a lot of money.
Could it be that Sanya's a member of the Tsarist family?
I think it is Lynne or maybe she's just classier
But outside of the 501st it's Prinzessin easily
No one is classier than Minna in 501.
Others don't compare.
Minna? Come on now you can try harder than that
>no tie + sweater combo
>not best hair
Minna doesn't have shit on Lynne
How does it feel knowing Gertrude will never teach you German just so you can listen to her sexy German accent?
I learned German from an actual Kraut. They're super strict, they get pissy when you say shit wrong, and the accent gets super annoying after a while. Plus it has a bunch of hard syllables. It's fine if you need to clear some phlegm but otherwise it's just painful.
This Neuroi war just got classy.
And will never treat you like a younger brother
I could probably pass myself off as Gertrude and Chris's brother. If only my eyes weren't green.
It greatly saddens me that I will never get to impregnate Hanna after a long night with lots of alcohol.
>tfw you'll never help your favourite witch remove kebab
After we take off our pants we always make this classy
Or help your favourite Karlslander remove Turks.
Not all Turks are for removal, though.
I am Swiss, therefore I speak German.
But it makes me extremely sad that I will never be able to speak german with the sexy gals.
What a cruel world we live in.
Same here, but instead of impregnating, I just would cuddle with her and rest on her funbags after a night of chatting and heavy drinking.
You don't want to have sex with her?
They would probably have horrible accents much like how they speak engrish
Which episode did the I break for sexy gals come from? I haven't watched SW since the movie came out.
I-I would ask her if it's okay. First, it would be very slow and gentle. When we get to know each other better, it would become rough and nasty.
Damn, now I want her even more.
S1 Ep11 bro
>I-I would ask her if it's okay
While she's drunk? Also asking if it's okay is not very sexy at all.
Сам ты блядь.
Speaking of that, I wonder if Sanya knows any swear words.
If she doesn't, I'd teach her.
Gertrude ist Liebe, Gertrude ist Leben.
>you will never be dominated by Sanya while she calls you a slut in Orussian
I want to tell Trude how beautiful she is and comfort her over the loss of Karlsland.
I can't stand brunettes and I have no idea why. They look so ugly to me.
i'm more partial to black haired or red but Gertrude is an exception.
I'm saying her hair color is ugly and that brings her down.
Hair down Gertrude is a miracle of the universe.
Why does Minna like to bathe alone?
Same with me and girls with glasses, except that I don't think that they're ugly, I just don't find them appealing.
Because she is the purest witch.
Stays alone and forgotten because she's pure
Yeah you keep tell yourself that
Get over here and love me Prinzessin.
I want you to suffer
That's my Prinzessin!
Knowing how to run my motor.
That's my girl.
I want to cuddle with her, Perrine and Sanya.
Does that make me a slut?
Go one at a time
Keiko is the best Strike Witch Christmas Cake.
I laugh every time when I see japs trying into german like this. Can't they afford a professional translator?
How can I get Prinzessin to love a filthy commoner like me? I would even go as far as to fiend a friend for Heidi.
I don't know German, but if that's anything like what the japs do to the English language, probably not.
I want to admire Marseilles body even more.
It's like they don't want us germans/anglos to watch their shows
I always find it funny when Japanese try to into English, why are they so bad at it?
Every little detail of it.
Thread needs more Keiko
Her type would be the people who generally don't give a fuck about her or even more so, stand against her.
I'd gladly serve under her command.
Tina's body is the most amazing of them all. Beautiful, sexy Tina!
Marsielle on top of me while i'm screaming "not as fast as Erica!"
It took me some time to realize that you meant Hanna.
Kind of late but related
U wot m8?
Step outside rite now. I gon hook ya fokin' gabba m8. Swear on me mum, gon' put u 6 feet under.
What should I do to get Marseille's autograph?
isn't 507 officially the gayest squad?
Be as awesome as Erica.
Make a contract with her.
I think the gayest squad is the one lead by Ahonen
Why don't the German witches use the MG 81Z?
Because its scheiße
>Keiko is the best
You got that right.
Why don't they use heavier caliber canons like the MK108 or MG151?
more important, why don't they use the 3.7 cm flak?
Do you think any healthy man would survive a threesome with Hanna and Keiko?
Yes, because they'd be too busy with each other to touch you.
You think your dick could handle them making out with each other in front of you?
How does on win the Hanna?
>make sure you are the only person on the planet that has aclohol
But i'm a manlet who is a complete light weight, I don't think I would be able to drink all night with Hanna.
Is there a Marseille dakimakura?
Please yes ;_;
And I could drink her under the table but am horribly fat. We all fall short of her infinite glory
You should look into the buyfag threads.
Sporty slav here. I could try drinking with her, dunno who would last longer, but it usually takes me a good while, before the alocohol kicks in for me.
I may not be able to keep up with Hanna but I could probably win Nao, we just need to drink then I would ask her if she's interested in seeing my library and chances are we'd wake up in bed surrounded by books.
Damn it, now I want to get drunk.
There's a lot of Japanese and French books in my collection, she's as good as mine.
The 504 seems pretty gay to me. Guess we'll find out when their manga starts next month.
I have a shitton of books myself, but I just want to get drunk at this point.
more trude screencap please
What are the odds that the rest of their squad learned about them being a couple because Don did ecchi things to Jane in front of everyone?
Me too man, you'll never get drink with witches and use your favourite witches breasts as pillows when you're too tired from drinking.
It's time to learn lucid dreaming.
Or how about virtual reality?
I want to go to an Oktoberfest with the Karlslanders and stay up all night drinking with Miyafuji about our ideal breast sizes.
>you'll never get drink with witches
Oh, anon, must you remind me of the cruelties of our reality? I just wanted to get drunk, but now I just have to get drunk. ;_;
I know that I will still get that backbone feeling that it's not real, from time to time.
We need to revive this thread with some heart attack inducing material.
You forgot pic related
Why? Do you want to kill the love?
Is that how Gertrude would react if I give her a surprise kiss on the cheek?
she sees your dick.png
>Do you want to kill the love?
You have to live in love, then it won't die.
That or she smashes your head in with a I-beam.
I've come to conclusion that there's no single stylish fan art picture of Minna being in her striker unit without other witches.
Totally worth it! It would be a great dead.
Different people have different understandings of "stylish".
Damnit my downloads aren't anywhere near this quality. And I have the BD rips
Would you tenderly love a Micchan even though she's not a witch?
It must be hard for non witch women to find men in the Strike Witches universe.
80% of all witches are raging dykes, so it can't be that hard.
Micchan is the 3rd most adorable character, witch or no witch. And yet her heart keeps getting broken every time she has to watch Yoshika sail away
>It must be hard for non witch women to find men in the Strike Witches universe.
I doubt that as there isn't many witches compared to the rest of the population.
>not a witch
Then why doesn't she wear pants?
I actually was thinking of that picture but it shows a little bit too much pantsu area. Otherwise it would've been great.
Because she admires Yoshika and wants to be like her
There's Chameleons stuff but it's a unique art style.
Chameleon Man is like third best SW artist.
The other picture looks kind of tumblr-y and weird.
Oh I agree, just may not be what anon was looking for.
I want to be molested by Rudel.
Are you a little boy?
i'm a 165cm 23 year old man, would Rudel molest me?
This is pretty good even if 'cartoony'. Probably gonna use this one. Thanks a lot.
I want Marseille to dominate me.
She is so pretty.
Fucking manlet I'd molest the shit out of you
I wonder who is softer?
Also did Perrine seriously think it was a good idea to hire someone as a teacher with a shota fetish?
Perfect intercourse material.
Where did she got her scar again?
Since she's getting too old she has to paint some pigs to look like her striker unit?
Why do thigh-highs and pantyhose make everything better
That's mean anon.
I am not much of an ass man but Rudel's is lovely.
Show me a witch with a better ass than Rudel.
And so it begins
is that a boy on the pic? I always thought it's a little girl.
hey fuck you my waifu makes good decisions
Can't find my Minna butt
Have some underrated butt
There you go.
Like Perrine isn't the biggest shota loving
That one kid who got to hold Amelie's hand.
So far we saw her only being attracted to girls.
that ass isn't canon, anon
You will never do such lewd things to her
Get me pictures of Erica in pantyhose!
I'm on it boss
It's just a matter of perspective.
Here ya go
Those aren't pantyhose
She looks good in all kinds of leg wear, even when it doesn't match.
Canon you say?
This I like, as a Converse man this is a great picture.
Reading 50 Shades of Grey are we Ursula?
I want to relax on Nao's ass while she reads.
Jesus Christ there has to be more
Am I the only one whose heart breaks while looking at this picture? :_:
No you aren't.
Is Eila butt fine too?
I want Erica to do this with me.
I want to do everything with Erica
What nationality is Eila exactly?
I want to spoil Erica with chocolate and Urusla with books.
More than acceptable, it's one of the nicest rums in 501.
Suomus, which in SW universe is Finland.
Eila is always fine.
I want to be raped by Eila in a sauna.
Ah, so that's why she and Sanya are OTP, thanks.
Glad to hear that
Eila is truly an overlooked treasure
I wish Eila was fixated with me as she is with Sanya.
I can only dream...
Embarrassed Eila with all the right curves
So animated Nipa getting NTR when?
I would rather get more of Marseille, but that's probably just me.
Dat Erica, god if there's such a thing as too perfect she's it
Would Sanya be the one going to work while Eila is the stay at home wife or is it the other way around?
Wish I was a witch house wife
Considering that Eila wants to protect/take care of Sanya so obsessively I guess it would be other way around
That would be great.
I want to be Shirley's or Marsielle's.
When she stops being so jealous and whiny Eila is actually really great. Too bad it isn't that often
I want it...
O-oh, image limit already?
>Ilmavimemt 24th Lentolainen
>Being so selfish that you would want to brake someone elses lovelife just for the sake of your own desires
You should feel ashamed.
You guys are too fast!
That's not what you mom said last night
>mfw she dresses lolis up as Sakamoto and plays tea party
Should I make a new thread ?
I don't know but I'm going to bump this one before it falls off the board.