Think of you're waifu.
No cheating now!
Your waifu now knows that you "love" her - she knows how much you're obsessed with her. She knows that you've fapped to her so many times, but the catch is that she doesn't know who the fuck you are in canon. How embarassed are you?
>fapping to your waifu
you do not fap to you're waifu
>fapping to your waifu
Honestly, if I were her, I'd be flattered.
But i hardly fap, but when i do ill do it on 2D lolis and my waifu.
How are you supposed to imitate sex with her then?
You don't. You patiently wait for a method to connect yourself to the 2D world so you don't have to.
i become a computer?
This thread is pretty shit.
Also not embarassed at all, because I never fapped to her. Now i'll be off to enjoy my relationship with a spunky tomboy.
>pic related, her reaction
>not fapping to your waifu
Holy shit, this is the most beta thing I've ever read. I fap to my waifu all the time as if it was Friday night every day.
Sorry but waifus aren't pleasure toys, faggot.
Oh get fucked.
You don't fap to them. You make love to them.
So to what things do you fap to?
That's the ideal.
Your waifu. Don't listen to this object-worshipers.
Too bad I fap to your waifu all the time, the slut.
I fap to my waifu. In fact I have been doing it more and more lately. Mostly just kissing and fooling around in my mind though.
I've been fapping a lot more to my waifu as well.
I wish I could touch her...
I have not fapped to mai waifu but I'd be pretty embarrassed nonetheless. However, I'd be happy that she exists enough for her to know about me, which gives me better odds of being with her than if she didn't exist, even if I do have the handicap of being a complete creep.
I literally can't not fap to her. I am passionately in love with her. She fills my heart with fire, and my dick with neutronium. Making love to her fills every nanometer of my body with pure ecstasy.
I have imagined to have casual sex or just some kissing and showering.
Not sure what to feel.
Usually just hearing her say aishiteru while she is on top of me makes me go over the edge.
Same. Except I have a female body as my waifu is a lesbian.
You sicken me
What are you doing then BDSM?
He's a prostitute, you see. Takes his job quite seriously.
Luckily my waifu isn't a prostitute.
>Fapping to anything except your waifu.
I'd call it cheating.
You should see Anon when he's working. He can fit two cucumbers and several feet of sausage links in his anus.
The pay is good I hear.
I used to not fap to her as much, as there was barely any material, but these days, I find myself fapping to her quite a lot.
I get all the material I need from fantasizing. Doujinshi and 80% of porn is fucked up shit anyway, I want it to be vanilla with holding hands etc.
I think there's no better fap content for me than my own fantasy.
>about to reach climax
>mind goes to thinking about some random shit like Chef Ramsey
I can't trust my fantasy for faps
Be happy it's not going to Ben Gunn
first time on /a/ whats up with the waifus. Why don't you date real women? are you that in love with a character. is it like mlp syndrome?
Pretty much this.
An image of her, doing the sex act with a faceless self insert (or whatever) really helps with concentrating and fantasizing.
I hardly feel any love towards anyone.
> Why don't you date real women?
Because 3D is PD. Really they just annoy the hell out of me and I don't want kids. So getting with 3D is just asking for annoyance with only sexual contact as a reward. Its just not worth it.
> are you that in love with a character.
Yes because she is an ideal. If she were an actual woman I am sure I would be annoyed by her too. But she is written in a way I can love who she is with a two dimensional personality.
>is it like mlp syndrome?
Sort of I guess? At least we are not horsefuckers.
I can feel attraction, I just don't feel a strong enough one to pursue.
There are worse things that can enter your mind at the worst of times.
So /a/ if you want to be with your waifu, you must become a snowflake.
You know why?
Snowflakes are 2D
What the heck is that?
I dont fap to my waifu shes to pure
See this guys get it
Just plan a normal fantasy with her. Like a day out that eventually turns ecchi later on. Then start fapping just going with the basic feeling/kissing routine. Its really not that hard. Just give it some context.
Like for example I last night I fapped to my waifu and me getting married, having a weeding reception, eventually getting on a plan and doing a Med cruise in a honeymoon suite. Then fucking like rabbits after princess carrying her into the suit.
Why don't you love you're waifu?
>having a weeding reception
I probably would fap to her if I could but I cant think of her in a lewd way because I dont think of her as something to have sex with but rather someone that I like/love so much that doing something as having sex which you can have with all kinds of sluts just wouldnt be right.
My love for her is completely free of carnal desires I purely love her for her for the person she is.
>with a faceless self insert
For me it's normally first person view.
There some porn with her I consider Okay and the male in it is a facelss cool lookin guy that's her husband or boyfriend, but when it's my fantasy It's POV
>fapping to your'e waifu
Now you've done it OP now you've woken the dragon
you're a colossal faggot.
> she's weirded out by it, but understanding
> she knows how men think and knows that others have done the same
> she tells me politely that she belongs to the hero, but that there is someone for everyone
> I feel like the smallest, lowest man in the world
> a nerdy, flat chested, loli-esque witch - with light blue hair in a bob cut - starts to show interest in me
> I leave feeling more enraged than sorry for myself
>being on /a/
>not being a colossal faggot
Thanks I guess. I mean I self-insert as a girl and we have lesbian sex. So I guess that is pretty gay.
>a nerdy, flat chested, loli-esque witch - with light blue hair in a bob cut - starts to show interest in me
The most gloryous bliss of this worls lits it's shine upon you , why the fuck you m=need that ugly woman with disgusting long hair?
>implying my literally sculpted cyborg motoko would mind
damn nigga thats pure
>Why don't you date real women?
I have a hard time showing emotions and caring about other people so I was never able to maintain any kind of relationship (friendships included) for a longer period of time.
>are you that in love with a character.
I love her because shes kind of like me which makes it easier for me, unfortunately I have never meet a person like her in 3D and I honestly doubt that I ever will.
>is it like mlp syndrome?
Not sure what exactly you mean by mlp syndrom theres a lot of wrong stuff going on with mlp.
I like POV just as well.
Only Asukafags fap to her waifu, because she's a bitch slut.
pic related. its mai waifu
> her fapping?
This is /a/, not /d/
>doesn't know who the fuck you are in canon
Maybe some ego stroking pride about the whole thing. She would probably think the whole idea is pathetic and hilarious in that order. I would embarrassed, but you've got to own that shit. I love me waifu, theres little shame in that.