>You will never have the balls to go to a beach, strip and shout NUUUUUUUUUUUDISTO BEAAAAAAACH.
Why do I even leave my bed?
>you will never be Tomitake
>not wanting to be Akasaka.
>you will never stop a grenade with your bare torso
>you will never get betrayed by your lover who wants you dead
>you will never take pictures of Hinamizawa, lose games during the Watanagashi night and get Mion to punish you
>mfw I'll be entering Right-kun's mode after a little cutting
How does this story even end?
>You will never be delicious.
Who would win in a fight. Monkey or Tomitake?
How is that nudist if they have shorts/speedos on?
Are there even nudist beaches in Japan, the country with smallest dicks in the world??
I don't know man. Tomitake is manly and shit but I always remember that time during the last arc when he thinks he's a train, runs into the criminals trying to get them out of the way while yelling "I'M A FUCKING LOCOMOTIV" and gets captured.
Am I missing something?
Christian nudist beach.
Poor anime viewers didn't even get to see the words "ANTI-TANK PUNCH" appear on the screen with a cheery music and Akasaka beating the fuck out of Okonogi.
I'm pretty sure South Korea has the smallest dicks, actually.