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Oi, geekboy. Why aren't you out partying?
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>>100851496
Y-Y-You too.
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Reminder.
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>>100851496

Who are you calling a geek?
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Why aren't YOU out partying, what are you, nerds or something ?
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I recently moved to a small island where I don't know anyone. Not that I'd be out partying anyway
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You look like a woman, I like that in man.
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>>100852822
Smash a melon on the beach and light some fireworks
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I just saw the exact same thread on /v/. Crossboarding needs to stop.
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>>100853044
This much new. Wow.
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>>100852794
*Both girls blush realizes they've been called out*
"Well if you aren't doing anything, how's about you join me for a game of DnD?"
*They both awkwardly look at eachother and nod"
"S-Sure!"
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>>100853292
>using ** for actions
>not just greentexting
If you're going to be a faggot, be a faggot the right way.
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Why aren't you?
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I'm closing saturday in base, that's why.
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>>100853469
Because we came to rape you.
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>>100853515
Silly wenches. You can't rape the willing
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>>100851496
I-I was planning to. I was going to invite Jiisuri.
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That is one attractive gun
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>>100853544
WE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY!
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>>100853584
Bring it on
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>>100851496
I'm too busy with all the pussy from my Ph.D in electrical engineering
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But i am?
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Because it's saturday morning and I'm hung over from last night
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>>100853630
I see what you did there
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>>100853292
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDPz4guxOQ&t=1m45s
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Is there even an /ak/ show this season, besides the Nobunagun MC?
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>>100854578
Toaru Hikuushi e no Koiuta?
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>ctrl+f
>"beta"
>no results

I'm ashamed, /a/,
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>>100854604
I keep forgetting that show exists. Maybe I'll check it out later on.
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Fuck you, man. I can't help being a fat, useless NEET with no friends. I've got a ton of whisky, no friends, and I just finished my last exam and I'm here, blogging in this STUPID FUCKING THREAD that gets reposted at every fucking opportunity
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It's not safe outside. There are people outside.
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>>100851496
If I was in this situation I'd push them away and run up. It's quite simple.
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>>100854789
>NEET
>exams

u wot m8
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>>100854820
There's also a spooky skeleton living inside you
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>>100854946
im a truNEEt at hart i swear
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>>100854789
>NEET
>exam
go away normalfag
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>>100853422
*unseaths katana*
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>>100854958
L-LIAR
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>>100855002
>*actions*
Stop.
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>>100851496
>Parties
>Not going to the mall with your closest friends and girls
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I dislike dealing with human IRL
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Not anime or manga.
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>>100851496

I have the flu, sweet cheeks. Now step out of my way before I defecate on you.
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>>100854988
>not appreciating the usage of NEET in the superlative sense rather than the literal sense
>2013
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>>100854789
Look at this fat faggot and laugh.
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>>100855002

*grabs you by the throat*

I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?!?!
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>>100854982
I bet you're married in 5 years
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>>100851496
Started working at 1 PM, got off work at 11 PM

Got work tomorrow at 9 AM. I think I'd rather stay home tonight.
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>>100855158
Are you a slave
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>>100855186
Sounds like retail to me.
So, pretty much.
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>>100853478
But you're girls; you can't do that!
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>>100855186
No I'm 27 years old and left my mothers basement.
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>>100851496
Because last time I did I tried to outdo my friend in eating weed-cookies, then the cops showed up, I was too high to walk on my own, I puked twice in front of my house, had to walk and talk past my sister, and have my friend help me get naked to take shower.
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I have math test tomorrow.
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>>100853515
But you're girls; you can't do that!
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>>100853653
I don't. Explain.
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>>100851496

I am going to the gym so back off cunt.
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>>100851496
*grabs your leg*

*throws you downstairs*
hasta la vista blondie
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>>100851496
Nigga you fuckin dumb as shit
i got 999 problems an a bitch ain't one so get da fuk out my way
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>>100855416
I'll grab her hair as a handle as I fall
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>>100855128
I'd bet 5 or 6 figures against that at evens. If I had the money.

>>100855122
I'd starve to death more slowly than you would. I'd also taste better after dying.
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>>100855419
nigga you can't be like this with the ho's dawg, she just denying get it, my man
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>>100855002
*unzips dick*
TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIS
*slaps him with weenier*
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>>100855082
>Not just staying at your house and inviting your friends over
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>>100852506
ty :) :)
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>>100856152
:^)
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>>100856086
>Risk of them getting on your Tablet/PC/Laptop and see your anime collection
>Risk of commiting social suicide
I'll pass.
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>>100856426
There are tech literate people that don't watch anime?
>implying they would even be able to navigate your filesystem
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>>100851496
>Hey nerd, eat me out right here, right now.
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What am I supposed to do if I don't like nigger music and loose whores?
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>>100851496
because the roads are ice and i like living
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>>100856426
I really fucking HATE people touching my computer. Like fuck am I going to hide my porn habits and dirty secrets on my computer, you can just stay half a mile away from my laptop at all times you stupid cunt normalfags.
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>>100856426
>Friends
You seem to have missed this part.
Unless you live in the USA people really don't care if you watch anime or not.
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>>100851496
No cash, no drugs, no point in leaving the house.
I've got the shakes like a motherfucker.
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>>100856562
>Not having friends
I know where I'm posting this but still, having atleast one friend is good.
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>>100851496
I'm a fat and apathetic piece of shit awaiting death's sweet embrace.
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>>100851496
Aren't they still in school?
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>>100856789
I was implying if you're keeping something from your friends...they're not you friends
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>>100856426
What kind of shithole country do you live in?
Where I'm from nobody gives a shit what you watch as long as it's not kiddie porn
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>>100856844
You don't live in an area where everyone goes to a houseparty/dodgy bar every weekend to get wasted?
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>>100856990
even loli hentai?
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>>100857056
I don't get off on loli's MILF is best fetish so I wouldn't know about that, but I don't think it's illegal here
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>>100851496
She is obviously trying to block the stairs, so I would continue walking up and when my penis touches her leg she will cower before me
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>>100856426
>>100856547
The things have passwords for a reason. It should be fine.
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*unzips dick*
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>>100857309
Windows Key + L is best
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>>100851496
Because I hate people and prefer to live as a sloth.
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>>100855378
Maybe he is an electrician having sex with women at their house?
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>>100857016
How acceptable is it to go and get drunk alone in a bar/club/pub in your early twenties?
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>>100857764
Acceptable but awkward.
Normalfag here, me and my bros are always mocking that one loner at the bar
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>>100851496
But I am out partying, the party's right here
>rape them both
>chinese cartoon logic says they start to love it halfway through



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