Oi, geekboy. Why aren't you out partying?
Who are you calling a geek?
Why aren't YOU out partying, what are you, nerds or something ?
I recently moved to a small island where I don't know anyone. Not that I'd be out partying anyway
You look like a woman, I like that in man.
Smash a melon on the beach and light some fireworks
I just saw the exact same thread on /v/. Crossboarding needs to stop.
This much new. Wow.
*Both girls blush realizes they've been called out*
"Well if you aren't doing anything, how's about you join me for a game of DnD?"
*They both awkwardly look at eachother and nod"
>using ** for actions
>not just greentexting
If you're going to be a faggot, be a faggot the right way.
Why aren't you?
I'm closing saturday in base, that's why.
Because we came to rape you.
Silly wenches. You can't rape the willing
I-I was planning to. I was going to invite Jiisuri.
That is one attractive gun
WE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY!
Bring it on
I'm too busy with all the pussy from my Ph.D in electrical engineering
But i am?
Because it's saturday morning and I'm hung over from last night
I see what you did there
Is there even an /ak/ show this season, besides the Nobunagun MC?
Toaru Hikuushi e no Koiuta?
I'm ashamed, /a/,
I keep forgetting that show exists. Maybe I'll check it out later on.
Fuck you, man. I can't help being a fat, useless NEET with no friends. I've got a ton of whisky, no friends, and I just finished my last exam and I'm here, blogging in this STUPID FUCKING THREAD that gets reposted at every fucking opportunity
It's not safe outside. There are people outside.
If I was in this situation I'd push them away and run up. It's quite simple.
u wot m8
There's also a spooky skeleton living inside you
im a truNEEt at hart i swear
go away normalfag
>Not going to the mall with your closest friends and girls
I dislike dealing with human IRL
Not anime or manga.
I have the flu, sweet cheeks. Now step out of my way before I defecate on you.
>not appreciating the usage of NEET in the superlative sense rather than the literal sense
Look at this fat faggot and laugh.
*grabs you by the throat*
I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?!?!
I bet you're married in 5 years
Started working at 1 PM, got off work at 11 PM
Got work tomorrow at 9 AM. I think I'd rather stay home tonight.
Are you a slave
Sounds like retail to me.
So, pretty much.
But you're girls; you can't do that!
No I'm 27 years old and left my mothers basement.
Because last time I did I tried to outdo my friend in eating weed-cookies, then the cops showed up, I was too high to walk on my own, I puked twice in front of my house, had to walk and talk past my sister, and have my friend help me get naked to take shower.
I have math test tomorrow.
But you're girls; you can't do that!
I don't. Explain.
I am going to the gym so back off cunt.
*grabs your leg*
*throws you downstairs*
hasta la vista blondie
Nigga you fuckin dumb as shit
i got 999 problems an a bitch ain't one so get da fuk out my way
I'll grab her hair as a handle as I fall
I'd bet 5 or 6 figures against that at evens. If I had the money.
I'd starve to death more slowly than you would. I'd also taste better after dying.
nigga you can't be like this with the ho's dawg, she just denying get it, my man
*slaps him with weenier*
>Not just staying at your house and inviting your friends over
ty :) :)
>Risk of them getting on your Tablet/PC/Laptop and see your anime collection
>Risk of commiting social suicide
There are tech literate people that don't watch anime?
>implying they would even be able to navigate your filesystem
>Hey nerd, eat me out right here, right now.
What am I supposed to do if I don't like nigger music and loose whores?
because the roads are ice and i like living
I really fucking HATE people touching my computer. Like fuck am I going to hide my porn habits and dirty secrets on my computer, you can just stay half a mile away from my laptop at all times you stupid cunt normalfags.
You seem to have missed this part.
Unless you live in the USA people really don't care if you watch anime or not.
No cash, no drugs, no point in leaving the house.
I've got the shakes like a motherfucker.
>Not having friends
I know where I'm posting this but still, having atleast one friend is good.
I'm a fat and apathetic piece of shit awaiting death's sweet embrace.
Aren't they still in school?
I was implying if you're keeping something from your friends...they're not you friends
What kind of shithole country do you live in?
Where I'm from nobody gives a shit what you watch as long as it's not kiddie porn
You don't live in an area where everyone goes to a houseparty/dodgy bar every weekend to get wasted?
even loli hentai?
I don't get off on loli's MILF is best fetish so I wouldn't know about that, but I don't think it's illegal here
She is obviously trying to block the stairs, so I would continue walking up and when my penis touches her leg she will cower before me
The things have passwords for a reason. It should be fine.
Windows Key + L is best
Because I hate people and prefer to live as a sloth.
Maybe he is an electrician having sex with women at their house?
How acceptable is it to go and get drunk alone in a bar/club/pub in your early twenties?
Acceptable but awkward.
Normalfag here, me and my bros are always mocking that one loner at the bar
But I am out partying, the party's right here
>rape them both
>chinese cartoon logic says they start to love it halfway through