>Men! Dou! Kote!
>Head! Body! Wrist!
>Not even striking at a body
Why does he do this? I know in Kendo you are supposed to call your strike but he isn't even swinging at a body. He is deflecting projectiles.
That's what he was yelling?
I thought it was just like a ORAORAORAORAORA kind of thing.
Because he's blind.
He thinks he's being attacked by flying midgets.
>implying that a monkey like him understands the rules of Kendo
He just knew he has to yell something so he has a 1/3 chance of getting it right. And if you yell them fast enough, no one can tell what you were aiming for.
Monkey a shit.
I hope Ryuuko recks him bad on their rematch
yeah but he did that even when he wasn't blind
>He just knew he has to yell something so he has a 1/3 chance of getting it right. And if you yell them fast enough, no one can tell what you were aiming for.
I think we have a winner.
The only thing I don't like about monkey. If he actually called his shots it would show skill. But to spam it like that is annoying.
Not that I would actually watch the dub, but I hope that they just do grunts or yells or something than actually saying "Head, Body, Wrist" over and over.
You would think the Japanese audience would have a problem with this.
Monkey a shit. Fucking hick.
Who knew it would take an autistic weeaboo manchild to make a fuss over a small detail.
What I want to know is how he got out of the crab slime so cleanly.
We clearly see him in this shot, covered and immobile. Then quickly the fire is turned on him.
But he escapes without a spec of crab slime...just because?
its life fibers i ain't gotta explain
You should probably stop trying to analyze this show with a microscope.
Fuck off, urbanite pansy.
Got back to your dirty overprice studio apartment.
Microscope? He was stuck and then he wasn't. How did he get unstuck?
>Men! Dou! Kote!
A better question would be why the hell is Underwater actually translating this?
>Fuck off, urbanite pansy.
How cute. The country fuck thinks it can communicate.
Don't you have something more productive to do? Like being illiterate while fucking goats and rolling around in filth?
Who gives a shit? It's not important and it's not the point.
The only advantages of living in the city would be internet speed and shorter commute times.
Rural areas are far cheaper, less violent, cleaner air, more space, less people and other good things. Usually, your best bet is to compromise between the two by living in a suburb.
>living in a city
>and I'm the filthy one
Because they're idiots who don't know how to exercise even a modicum of restraint when it comes to translations and because Daiz's blanket criticism of "weeaboos"? You might as well ask them why they allow abominations like "godrobe" to exist.
Shouldn't you be getting mugged by minorities?
because those are japanese words and it is an english sub
Do you translate characters named "Midori" as green too?
>your best bet is to compromise between the two by living in a suburb.
Suburbs are fucking horrible. The sprawl created by them exacerbates air pollution because it forces people to become too car dependent.
Also, fuck home owners associations.
>but you are responding to something that he wrote
>and he obviously read your post
>not knowing the definition of the word illiterate
You're in no position to judge anyone's intelligence.
Names are different, dipshit
>fuck home owners associations.
Stop living in the Northeast
Shouldn't you be murdering minorities and burning gays at the stake?
These are actual Kendo terms, dumbass.
No, because those are proper nouns.
>Stop living in the Northeast
I don't live in the Northeast. Suburbs are shit everywhere.
I'll start with you, niggerfaggot
It's probably a major part of his usual training regiment. Moving back and forth while doing consecutive strikes of all three in a single breath was something you'd work up to when you practice kendo.
Careful there slugger, your education is showing.
>Suburbs are shit everywhere.
False. Sprawl is only a serious problem in Northeastern United States and I suppose other shitholes in Europe.
>muh car pollution
The only other option is to living in ridiculously priced housing in the city or some inner-city ghetto shit.
Okay, I see where you're coming from now, Finklestein. Enjoy living in squalor, being culturally enriched by urban youths, and getting AIDs from your pos boyfriend, you literal faggot.
Monkey has the best voice, uniform and theme
>Sprawl is only a serious problem in Northeastern United States and I suppose other shitholes in Europe.
I live in the Southeast. Subarban sprawl is a problem regardless of where you live simply due to the fact that it's suburban sprawl. The way it's laid out, the distances between things like your home, grocery store, work, school, etc. all contribute to that shit. It's an unsustainable way of life.
They are kendo terms, but they relate to actual parts of the body that you're striking (men is mask/head, kote is wrist, dou is body) - they see use outside of kendo as well.
Yeah, because we all know how great that inner-city education is.
Country fuckwits being violent and racist?
Color me surprised.
I don't know what sort of inner-city you're referring to, but the education in my city is pretty swell.
>It's an unsustainable way of life.
Modern western life is completely unsustainable. I hope you just aren't figuring this out now.
>The way it's laid out, the distances between things like your home, grocery store, work, school, etc.
Work and Uni are the only things that are a significant distance for me and that's only about 20 miles or so.
Truly, I'd rather live in a rural area, but that unfortunately means shit internet since google would rather invest fiber in Uganda than a country that has citizens that make money.
Well, he's not striking any part of the body.
I'd rather have a decent encode with shit subs than the other way around.
>Rather invest in Uganda than a country that has citizens that make money
Cause America already has internet. Giving it more won't change the world.
Google is buying up robotics companies, developing technologies in numerous fields. Google is fucking up to something.
>Modern western life is completely unsustainable. I hope you just aren't figuring this out now.
Urban life is actually far more sustainable than suburban. Smaller ecological footprint, and compaction of living space and travel distances further benefits the environment by an overall net reduction of greenhouse gas emissions.
I could give you some citations of actual peer reviewed journals, but I can't be bothered at the moment.
>Cause America already has internet.
Well sure, but it's not google internet. It's whatever ISPs have a monopoly/oligopoly in those areas.
Doubt it. Also check this out:
>3. New Jersey
>6. Rhode Island
>7. North Carolina
>9. New Hampshire
>10. New York
The internet speed isn't relevent. However fast it is, if it works internet gives you access to a ridiculous amount of information, an unprecedented repository. Information is the essential component of modern society, and spreading it means giving people the opportunity to do better with their lives.
>overall net reduction of greenhouse gas emissions.
And I should qualify this statement by saying reduction relative to suburban sprawl. There is still greenhouse gas emissions from urban areas, but much less so compared to suburban.
Oh please. Cities are absolutely dependent on a shitton of imports and exports as well as tons of electricity and just power in general. This will rape your fossil fuels and pollute everywhere. Is a suburb slightly more unsustainable than a city? Maybe. Does that mean modern cities are remotely sustainable? Fuck no.
You want to live a sustainable lifestyle? Go out somewhere in the middle of nowhere, grow your food, raise animals if you want, maybe drill a well. That's how you go green.
Sure, but Google is a business not a charity organization.
Maybe he's using the striking movement and position relevant to each body part.
>You want to live a sustainable lifestyle? Go out somewhere in the middle of nowhere, grow your food, raise animals if you want, maybe drill a well.
That's sustainable for you and only you. Maybe your immediate family, but not an entire city.
>some right-wing think tank's list you found with google
that's some good scholarship
There's a thing called kiai in japanese martial arts that basically translates to calling out your attacks makes them stronger. Monkey is a kendoka, needed to shout to get in proper swings like they're all taught to and Men! Dou! Kote! sounds less monotonous than going Toh! a lot.
>That's sustainable for you and only you.
No shit. I'm not trying to feed the world.
A modern city is completely unsustainable. Lets take something obvious like food. All that shit comes from somewhere. It has to be shipped coming using god knows how much petroleum every year. It's no secret that oil is going to eventually too much to get. Pretty much all of the "easy" oil is long gone.
The point is that cities are dependent on way too many external sources that are, in turn, dependent on flimsy things like fossil fuels. It's all going to come apart someday.
>It's no secret that oil is going to eventually too much to get.
Eventually cost too much*
Cities are more efficient for storing humans than spreading them all over. The cost of feeding those people doesn't decrease if you spread them out and have them grow their own crops; you just explode land-use and energy requirements for hvac, transportation, agriculture, and waste disposal.
Jesus christ, you're missing the point. It's more efficient, FOR NOW. It's not going to always be that way. It's unsustainable.
>Educational Attainment by State, 2009
>Percent of persons 25 years or older with a high school degree or more
>States with significant urban areas:
New Jersey: 87.4
New York: 84.7
Texas: 79.9 (lowest ranking)
>States without significant urban areas:
New Hampshire: 91.3
North Dakota: 90.1
South Dakota: 89.9
West Virginia: 82.8
Wyoming: 91.8 (highest ranking)
It's always going to be more efficient than rural living.
No it isn't dumbass. Tell me how you're going to sustain a population of 10 million people living on top of each other without oil.
>human bodies consume fewer calories if they're living in mud huts tilling the land by hand
Tell me how you are going to do that spreading them out in a rural area more effectively. The argument isn't whether certain life styles can be sustainable forever, nothing last forever, it's the fact that urban life is more efficient for more people.
Are you fucking retarded? Cities existed before petroleum was used for anything at all.
In fact major cities already use it.
>I can sustain a population of N people more effectively by decreasing the efficiency of everything they do.
Are you seriously comparing cities of some hundreds of thousands of people to cities of millions?
>lists a bunch of liberal to moderate states, concentrated mainly in the Northeast, including states like Massachusetts that are well known for having good public school systems
>right wing propaganda!
Step it up, faggot.
>rural living means no technology and mud huts
They either die or learn how how to get food themselves.
>The argument isn't whether certain life styles can be sustainable forever
No not forever, but the entire argument that I have been making is that western life is unsustainable which it is.
Yeah on coastal areas with way less people. Think about why. Las Vegas cannot exist without tons of technology.
How do you ship things with nuclear energy?
Most major cities exist on coastal areas.
>how do you ship things with electricity
I don't know. Maybe someday we'll figure out how to convert electricity into kinetic energy.
Sure, for historical reasons. There are also plenty of inland major cities.
>They either die or learn how how to get food themselves.
that applies to a urban environment too. not too mention even if technology got all types of fucked, people would still find means of transportation that would enable city life.
There has be no effective way to ship long distances the way we do today without petroleum. Nice wishful thinking.
But not modern city life.
What do you even mean by modern city life? Most luxuries are granted through the use of electricity, which can be made by means beyond just oil.
>goods literally shipped across continents before diesel even existed
Shut up, you clueless shitter.
>What do you even mean by modern city life?
How things work today of course. Extreme population densities, shit tons of goods going back and forth, stuff like that.
Nowhere near the speed nor the quantity it is today.
So you're saying people can have a modern life without having goods being moved back in forth throughout the city constantly at a quick rate.
Can't say I agree with that.
What are some goods that are essential for city life exactly?
I assume you mean can't there. And no they can't. Cities are major economic centers in which exports and imports are vital to its life. Today's cities are huge and they need that quick rate.
Everything. Food, Starbucks, Electronics, Entertainment, McDonalds, etc.
>Everything. Food, Starbucks, Electronics, Entertainment, McDonalds, etc.
Shipping food from nearby farms isn't that big of a deal, you just can't have super exotic foods that would cost a lot to bring over, some things would be more expensive, but that's what happens when convenience goes away.
You can still make electronics with natural supplies/recycling old material, entertainment would be pretty unaffected, stuff like the internet would still be in effect because it's a system that isn't really reliant on anything outside of electricity.
Chain restaurants will continue to exist as long as there is food to be cook with.
You cannot have nearly the enormous quantity necessary for tens of millions of people that we have today without petroleum.
>Proof by repeated assertion.
>implying any city has 10s of millions of people
>tfw I thought this thread was going to talk about actual Kendo
I was so excited.
>cityslickers going full sour grapes
Christ, I live in suburbia. No reason to feel ashamed of being jelly of guys in the country. I'm headed there myself when I can.
It still bothers me that most subs translate this.
It's a term in Kendo and no matter where you practice it, you'll always call it with Men, Dou and Kote.
Sure, but it is ridiculously obvious that the context here is Kendo.
And I have yet to come across anyone who practices and doesn't call them Men, Dou and Kote respectively.
>you'll always call it with Men, Dou and Kote.
So Weeaboos all across the world?
NO NO NO! DON'T DISGRACE THE SUPERIOR NIPPONESE ART OF KENDO WITH YOUR FUCKING GAIJIN SHIT TONGUE! THIS ISN'T SOME CLUMSY FUCKTWAT PSEUDOSPORT LIKE "FENCING"!
>Fucktwat pseudosport like "Fencing"
I'll be sure to watch the Kendo matches in the next Olympic games. OH WAIT
Just because something is an olympic sport doesn't mean that it isn't a fucktwat pseudo sport.
Why do people even want to live in the country? Takes fucking forever to get to a hospital or the shops and there's fucking bugs everywhere. I'm never going back.
We try not to spend too much time in hospitals.
It only takes me 10 minutes to get to town for supplies.
>fucking bugs everywhere
#1 - Don't be such a pussy
#2 - God forbid there is some biodiversity around you rather than just humans, steel, glass, concrete and filth.
The OP makes it pretty clear that there are people watching the anime who don't know what those words mean. Why wouldn't you translate them?