In about 2 months I am going to turn 30 and I am still a pathetic kissless virgin
Where do I sign up to get my rob and wizard hat? Also what kind of spells will I be able to learn
Maybe you can learn how to punctuate properly.
You'll start with a basic spirit bomb.
At level 40, you'll receive archmage powers.
Western magic we call that Magic Missile.
Also you might want to get a hooker after your birthday, a nice expensive one, like $1200 a night, but you get the supermodel you paid for.
First order of business: turn yourself into a little girl like the rest of us.
Shouldn't it be the other way around? I guess a 30 year old wizard's virginity is worth more.
I always preferred being a warlock
>Also you might want to get a hooker after your birthday, a nice expensive one, like $1200 a night, but you get the supermodel you paid for.
but that would just void my wizard status
Choose light magic speciality OP. It gives immortality passive along with some cool others stuffs as you level up (+1 level per year after wizardhood).
I CAST FEMALE REPULSION FIELD!
You still watch anime , haha faggot