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In about 2 months I am going to turn 30 and I am still a pathetic kissless virgin

Where do I sign up to get my rob and wizard hat? Also what kind of spells will I be able to learn
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Maybe you can learn how to punctuate properly.
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You'll start with a basic spirit bomb.

At level 40, you'll receive archmage powers.
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>>100840246
Western magic we call that Magic Missile.

Also you might want to get a hooker after your birthday, a nice expensive one, like $1200 a night, but you get the supermodel you paid for.
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First order of business: turn yourself into a little girl like the rest of us.
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>>100840388
Shouldn't it be the other way around? I guess a 30 year old wizard's virginity is worth more.
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>>100839844
I always preferred being a warlock
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>>100840388
>Also you might want to get a hooker after your birthday, a nice expensive one, like $1200 a night, but you get the supermodel you paid for.

but that would just void my wizard status
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>>>/wizardchan/
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>>100839844
Choose light magic speciality OP. It gives immortality passive along with some cool others stuffs as you level up (+1 level per year after wizardhood).
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I CAST FEMALE REPULSION FIELD!
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>>100839844
You still watch anime , haha faggot
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>>100841830
>doily
Disgusting.



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