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Would you cum inside your waifu on an "unsafe day"?
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No way. I'll leave that fun for the larger black men.
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you bet
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Only if she wants
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as much as possible
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I'd cum inside her ass
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only if we had a long discussion over a few weeks to make sure that we were ready for the life changing decision that is raising a child
In any other case I would make sure she was on the pill first
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Well I want a family so yeah
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Shes's not real so I think I'll be alright
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>>100823842
There is no pill in 2D land
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she's not your waifu if you're not willing to take responsibility.
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Yes, I am ready to settle down.
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I would cum inside my waifu every day.
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>not wanting your waifu to cum inside you
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>>100823730
NTR scum pls leave
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Safe or not safe, doesn't make a difference.
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She's not your waifu if you'd give her a child when neither of you can support it.
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I don't even know how it feels on a "safe day"
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If the answer is no you do not deserve to call her your waifu.

I wouldn't be able to resist 17yo Shinobu/KissShot.
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I don't think my waifu has unsafe days.
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I cum inside my fiancee all the time. Apparently the pleasure of being cummed inside is actually a thing. Who knew?
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>>100823998
how does that work?
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>>100824024

This chap has it right. Every sperm is sacred, all must be poured inside of her, regardless of what phase the moon is in
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i have a deal with my warden that conjugal visits are only allowed in days where my wife is at 100% fertility.

so no.
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>>100824090
You cannot marry your hand faggot
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>>100823710
>Would you cum inside your waifu on an "unsafe day"?
Yes, but only when we are ready to have kids and settle down.
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>>100823710
She could still get pregnant even if you don't so you may as well do it.
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Can someone post that pic of the guy that notices that his waifu has an awful lot of safe days?
He even asks her when was her last period and she doesn't remember (Or gives a fuck about it)
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>>100823710
I cum inside every fuck target I acquire.
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>not impregnating your waifu
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If only we could invent some kind of sheath for the penis that would prevent cum from flooding the womb
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>>100823710
Yes. I have a huge impregnation fetish so me not doing so would be unusual.
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>>100824413
That makes sex pointless of course unless she swallows the cum.
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>>100824386
>not interlocking fingers and impregnating your waifu

Do you even love her mate?
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>>100824386
I find impregnating hot, but I don't want the child the comes after. Am I a bad person?
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>>100824413
The idea of being cummed inside increases her pleasure and her ovaries react to this increasing chances of fertility. It's a beautiful natural process, let it go on its own accord.
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>>100824462
You're the modern man. Whether that's bad or good is up to you.
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>>100824462
>not wanting your waifu's child
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>>100824326
Including Balalaika? Chang you crazy man
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>>100823730
literally stopped mid way when I was about to take a drink then I read this

you're fucking gay
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>>100824462
Yes, why would you not want a symbol of your love to share with her? The child is the best of you and her combined. It's proof that you were once alive.

Some people fear responsibility, but it is inevitable, I accepted this a long time ago.
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>>100823710
Well, we are trying to have children.
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>>100824413
tfw no surgically installed sterilizer for your semen as it flows out which can be activated on and off with your phone or something
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>>100824507
it's a psychological pleasure. the female doesn't even feel the cum inside her
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what are the "unsafe days"?
for future reference
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>>100824514
>Balalaika

I would tie her up and cum inside her till she becomes docile. I am not afraid of crazy.
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>>100824511
>Wanting the child of a skinny-ass/fat-ass shut in loser
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>>100824553
Because children are terrible
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>>100823710
That is impossible because anime girls are not real.
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>>100823710
those are the best days to cum inside though

>>100824595
you serious? Just before her period
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>>100824595
When she is ovulating.
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>>100824604
I maybe be a shut-in but I am not a loser and I am of average health.
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>>100824553
I've been using condoms for 11 years, and *drumroll*

NO CROTCH FRUIT

Nice inevitability there.
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>>100824680
>*action*
Stop that.
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>>100824680
Inevitable as in you must come to terms with settling down and starting family. This is not about condoms failing. Once loneliness reaches critical mass, most of us begin to reconsider.
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>>100824604
You're waifu is a skinny-ass/fat-ass shut in loser?
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>>100823710
as long as she consents
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>>100824731
Waifu does not instantly insure kids. Not everybody wants them or gives in to societal pressure.
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>>100824796
She is not human, an alien biological/data hybrid.

She can't feel emotions or reproduce.
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>>100824680
>witnessing Asuka's impregnation in RETAKE

6 years later it's still the hottest thing ever
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>>100824869
she can in the disappearance timeline I can't wait for the anime to come out, anyone know when it is supposed to release?
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>>100824236
>Can someone post that pic of the guy that notices that his waifu has an awful lot of safe days? He even asks her when was her last period and she doesn't remember

It's not his wife; it is the wife of someone else. That guy goes around impregnating the wives of other guys and everyone has a good time of it since the actual husbands don't know what is going on.
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>>100824541
Here, take this.
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>>100824942
As someone who doesn't like the Eva franchise, even I have to agree Asuka is superior to Rei in every aspect. For one, she is lively and a fire cracker in bed. Would you want to lie next to a cold emotionless girl?
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Every day is safe day with mai waifu.
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Contrary to the popular belief, there's actually no such this as "safe days". Even if it's before or after their period, there's actually still a chance that they might get pregnant
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>>100825052
>Even if it's before or after their period, there's actually still a chance that they might get pregnant
Yeah, but chances of impregnation increase and decrease based on ovulation periods.

"Safe days" just refer to times of low pregnancy chances.
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>>100825052
No. l2femalebiology
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yes
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>>100825037
Jack Black and that guy from the big bang theory must be after me

Captcha: octagonal beizza
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>>100824989
yea, I don't get this. Most of /a/ are betamax virgins. Consummating your love with Rei would be awful. Asuka might not have any more experience than you, but you can be sure she'd be more adventurous than Rei.
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She wouldn't let me pull out.
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>>100825161
>kb, my wish is... for homura and I to be futa so we can impregnate each other.
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>>100825161
What the fuck?

Girls can get pregnant via docking?
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>>100825218
>Consummating your love with Rei would be awful
You don't consummate your love with Rei.

She consummates with you.
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>>100823710
I don't even
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>>100825052
>>100825218
Rei is seen as more of a blank slate that you can train into any personality you want. Rei II was beginning to act like a normal girl before she died.
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>>100825267
qb
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>>100825275
or turns you into tang.

w/e
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>>100823710
>Would you cum inside your waifu on an "unsafe day"?

First thing there isn't such a thing as a "safe day" so there can't be an "unsafe day", second I would cum in her any day with the exception of the vagina, kids are shit they ruin your life when you have them.
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>>100825298
I died.
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I have two daughteru's already, so I don't need another.
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>>100825218
Rei is basically cloning your self, introverted, edgy, emotional and detached. If you are comfortable with fucking yourself, then by all means go for Rei.
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>>100825374
>First thing there isn't such a thing as a "safe day"
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>>100825298
And there are people who still don't follow the One True Holy Roman Catholic Church.
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>>100825275
But that seems awesome
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>>100825374
>not having an adorable daughteru
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>>100825362
I'm okay with the Tang option.

Same results either way.
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>>100825298
Google image works wonders.
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>>100825421
>First thing there isn't such a thing as a "safe day"
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>>100825374
>I would cum in her any day with the exception of the vagina
Vagina is my favorite day of the week!
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>>100825421
see what I fucking told you, why does he seek me

Captcha: lyric dustoman
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Would you give your waifu a kidney?

Even if it had a 50/50 chance of killing you?

Would you just wait for a kidney? Uncertain that one would pop up.
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>>100825374
>kids are shit they ruin your life when you have them.
You're concerned about imaginary children ruining your imaginary romance with your waifu?

Jesus fuck, anon-kun, do you even realize just how pathetic you are?
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>>100825665
Yes, most people can survive with one kidney. Even partial liver can grow back eventually.

The real problem is heart, marrow and eyes.
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She'd make a great mom.
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how is "waifu" pronounced?
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>>100825374
>Not having 2.5D children with your waifu
It's like you don't want true happiness.
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>>100825374
>mouth opens
>jaw doesn't move
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Guys I pray that one day you get to cum inside your waifu for real. There's no greater and closer feeling in the world. My gf lets me do it while we watch Hentai .
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>>100825756
y-fu
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>>100825756
Why-fu as in Why haven't you learn fool.
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>>100825793
you just had to ruin the thread
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>>100825793

>Having sex while watching Bible Black.

I wonder what she was thinking about.
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>>100823710
So what is the sauce on that?

I'm getting Mother Teresa like that other anon.
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>>100825871
haven't done bible black yet, but she's into that stuff, maybe I'll suggest it
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>>100825871
What's funny is that I actually did that
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>>100825510
>not having an adorable daughteru
Nope.
>>100825537
>Vagina is my favorite day of the week!
I'm sure potato is your favorite number too.
>>100825701
pot calling the kettle black much?
>>100825792
It's still an enjoyable series, if you haven't seen it go look into it.
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>>100825966

Make sure for the love of god it's not the English Dub. Jesus, I laughed myself flaccid.
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>>100825665
>>100825721
I would give her a kidney, some liver. An eye.
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>>100826083
>pot calling the kettle black much?
Hey, I'm not deluded to the point of creating imaginary futures, and still stiffing myself with the chances of having piss poor children.

If anything, my Waifu's kids are going to be awesome as hell, and I'll be Otousan of the year.
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>>100825537
That whole sentence is a mess.
>with the exception of the vagina, kids are shit
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>>100823710
as long as she leg locks me after begging me to not pull out and i refuse. Then jokes on her I totally wanted to
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Kids are shit and a complete end to your individuality, love life and sex life. Whoever talks positively about having them, has not had them.

You can be happy with your waifu without babies.
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Except I did.
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>>100823710
she can give it in the butt, she better be ready to take it too
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>>100826347
>Kids are shit
Kids are only shit if you a shit and your waifu a shit.

By the way, your parents a shit, too.
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>>100824668
>shut in
>not a loser

pick two. you can't have one.
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>>100826408
sure thing virgin
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>>100826141
lol I can deal with anime dubs at times, but hentai dubs are abysmal
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>>100826436
well then, i fucked that post up. let me go kill myself now
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>>100826445
*unzips out katana*
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
*slices off your head*

Nothin' personal, kid.
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>>100823710
>Would you cum inside your waifu on an "unsafe day"?
No, I prefer to cum down her throat.
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>>100826547
>*unzips out katana*
well check this out
*___zips up dick*
were done here
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>>100825756
we-a-fu
like weeaboo
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>>100826203
Good for you, your cookie is in the mail. Kids are still shit and ruins lives.
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>>100826456

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3Gg696yrM

>LET'S EAT LUUUUNCH TOOOOGETHA

Every time.
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only if she wants me to, after a long night of Cuddlesex
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>>100826436
I have a shut-in personality because I am an introvert. But I do communicate with people due to part-time job and ongoing degree. I hate to burden my parents, will be independent soon.
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>>100823710
Contraception doesn't just exist for no reason, though apparently in anime this isn't the case.

sa-ge
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>>100823710

we really need to think of some other way to replenish her mana in the middle of combat
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>>100825922
I got something in nipspeak when I reverse searched the full size image. Google translate tells me it reads "Lufthansa German nun bud"
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I'd need to know what her safe days are if she even have them.
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How does one make babies /a/?
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How else am I going to impregnate her and leave her for another waifu so she is forced to support our demon spawn alone?
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What the fuck is an unsafe day



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