How can you call yourself a man without your daily morning wood?
He just finished up a wet dream, no morning wood for him
I don't have it anymore.
When he saw rikka he lost it
Not having your morning wood is a prominent sign of erectile dysfunction
Is it weird that I get crazy hard and aroused when i'm sad or crying for some reason or another?
Rikka already took care of it.
Japanese don't have any, thus low birth rates
But I don't have ED.
That's something you should be asking a doctor or a psychologist, not the internet.
it would be weirder if you didn't.
I dont know. I get a massive boner while I cry every time my ex tells me about her sexual experiences with her current boyfriend.
I love it
Yeah, I suppose it is kind of silly to ask the internet about my mourning wood.
you think you're just sooooo clever don't you? Ill fuck you up
10/10, I laughed
>that time you had an erection in class when you were 14 and the teacher singled you out and asked you to stand up
No, it means you took a piss before sleeping
Just like how guys got boners in battles. Except you do it with sadness, maybe your body is trying to tell you something.
he ain't ever getting it back up
If it had been one post I would've rolled my eyes, but the two-post delivery made it.
It's your body telling you "Oh, you're in a fight. Here, have a hard thing to fight your enemy"
>Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets
imaging the fucking horror. What's incredible is this guy isn't even dead yet.
>mfw I always get an erection between 7 and 8 am, for seemingly no reason.
They last a while too, kinda uncomfortable in class but usually I don't have to stand up.
I would be way too busy having homo fantasies to take aim.
I'm watching the HorribleSubs release, what is the first thing the singer sings in the OP? It sounds like
>I WANT A HOLE IN ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fall in love.
Stop watching HS.
Is commie actually better to you
Mine was too small to be noticeable.
There's a Vice documentary where he gets interviewed
Yes it is but FFF/UTW is also doing it so you have no excuse.
I only started getting that when I got older. Well, 20-something anyway.
>not being on estrogen
I heard testosterone made women look at other women. Don't you feel like checking out guys?
>not tucking your dick into the waist of your pants under your shirt.
Hating Commie is a "le epique maymay" that newfags parrot to fit in. Commie really isn't any worse than anyone else. They're fairly decent subs that used to have the occasional meme thrown in. This is what pissed the autists off.
If you speak enough Moon to have an opinion about their translations overall, you don't need translations in the first place.
tl;dr watch whoever subs, mang
If people who dont speak any moon are able to tell your subs are shit, then maybe, just maybe, youre doing something terribly wrong.
Threadly reminder that commie has a bot that flags any threads in which commie or commie members are mentioned.
They are literally irc.
And CR is better? You must be joking.
This is almost true.
But I've watched enough anime to grasp the meaning behind numerous words even though I'm not fluent enough to comprehend it. And sometimes the translation you read just grinds too hard against the Japanese and conveys the wrong meaning.
Plus if they hate a series the translation will be terrible.
That said usually their translations are fine to watch. They can even be the superior subs at times.
To be fair you can tell from most sub threads /a/ doesn't have a single clue about how translating actually works, so that doesn't mean much.
>pull foreskin back in place
>get an erection
>the skin rolls back again
This so annoying, I can touch my penis without it going erect again, it's especially sensitive in the morning.
CR subs annoy me a lot less than commie ever has. also theyre usually faster.
Im not even sure what it is about commie that I dont like. Every time ive tried them ive had to stop and get another release because they gave me the shits. fuck, I like coalguys and gg. I quite happily watch horriblesubs witohut complaint, but theres something about whatever commie does that rubs me the wrong way.
Or they don't speak Moon, and have no fucking clue what they're talking about. Or have any real idea at all what goes into making a translated episode.
I finally realized just how painfully clueless this board is when it comes to Japanese when I watched the "antenna hair" fiasco unfold.
It's fine, though. You can continue to parrot and shitpost about it to fit in.
How would you translate ahoge then?
Sure, but you don't need to understand how translating works to compare subs and get an idea of quality.
Check out this site
(warning: the opinions are rubbish).
Most people here are probably smart enough to comprehend tone and see how the subs compare semi-objectively.
Funnily enough when I went through that Translation Party, Commie came up as my recommended subs.
That was my whole point. Antenna hair was fine. Weird hair, crazy hair, antenna hair, cowlick, whatever. They were all fine. More importantly, they were all accurate. The /a/utists who don't speak a word of Japanese failed to realize this. Hilarity ensued.
Sure, but you don't need to understand how translating works to compare subs and get an idea of quality.
At least you didn't make that tired "don't have to be a chef" analogy.
>warning: the opinions are rubbish
>Check out this site
And we're done here.
>Funnily enough when I went through that Translation Party, Commie came up as my recommended subs.
This is part where I call you a newfag and tell you to kill yourself, right? Because you said Commie, right?
I remember going through numerous threads on /a/ when OreGairu aired, Commie seemed to be the recommended subs for most of the series, then they put in some random meme at one episode in the latter part of the series and suddenly the whole release sucks.
I don't like the memes they tend to put in their subs every once in a while for cheap laugh, but their overall subbing quality is fine. The editor for Chuu2 in particular is great and doesn't seem to be the kind to pull the kind of shit people usually hate them for.
To be fair you can say the same thing about Commie if you look at their subs.
Except you can't. You'd have to speak Japanese to do so, and we all know you don't.
Who's the autist again?
Not going to argue with you because your post doesn't even seem to want to engage me in conversation over the top of all that condescension.
We all also know that Commie aren't translating, but rather editing CR scripts. You don't need to know Japanese to do that.
Your post had nothing to engage.
Misusing the word "objectively" and telling me to check out a site that you, yourself, don't recommend doesn't seem like much to work with.
if this is true than I wont ever watch commie again, I dont need some third party telling me what I can and can't understand. I'll just watch CR directly
They do translate some shows this season, and every season, and their translation is, again, usually fine.
I masturbate way too much to get it anymore
but anon, you must be a le newfagge
evry1 knos that commie is le into the trashcan it goes, lol xD
>But I've watched enough anime to grasp the meaning behind numerous words even though I'm not fluent enough to comprehend it. And sometimes the translation you read just grinds too hard against the Japanese and conveys the wrong meaning.
Heh. Heh. Heh. That's usually not how language works.
I jerk off four times a day, I've been shooting blanks for at least four months now.
No need for morning wood
I had that reaction regardless of what state my penis was in.
I do recommend the site. I like the format of the page I linked, and the way the fansub comparison is ultimately left up to you.
What I don't like is the stuff under this section: http://www.crymore.net/category/anime-opinions/
I tried to use the word "objectively" with caution and you still jumped on it like it was the only thing that mattered. We all know being truly objective is impossible, obviously.
So, to reiterate do you not think it is possible to evaluate scripts by comparison and without being an expert?
Just speaking English is enough to check general English, script flow and that the words capture everything the other translations do.
Translation groups aren't perfect. Some groups have a terrible way of going about them throwing final editing out to an open collaborative committee (at worst).
What being able to understand but not keep up with conversation?
>"So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink the blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colorful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people--so many I lost count."
Imagine getting attacked by an erect screaming naked tranny
Finally the one situation I can use this screenshot
>I tried to use the word "objectively" with caution
I just wouldn't use it at all, especially since neither you nor anyone else here actually knows what it means.
>So, to reiterate do you not think it is possible to evaluate scripts by comparison and without being an expert?
No one used the word expert. Just want to make that clear, since I know what you're trying to do. Moving on...
Sure you can evaluate scripts. No one said you couldn't. (Are you ever going to try to argue something I actually said?)
The point is that if you don't speak Japanese, you're basically picking whatever scripts sounds the most appealing to you. That's fine, you can do that. Just don't come here and start crying about all the "mistranslations" and "objectively bad" and "antenna hair" and whatever else.
What makes this more painful is that every time I see people complaining about "bad subs" they're almost always complaining about one thing in particular. That thing is always, without fail, either an "otaku" specific word, or a word so common even your great aunt knows it. The rest of the translations, no matter how "liberal" they might be, get completely passed by. It's simple to understand why. No one here actually speaks Japanese.
So why complain about sub groups at all? Just pick the set of English words you think are the prettiest and download those. You don't know any fucking better anyway. Why all the retarded sub group hate boners all the time?
Oh I see. You're not arguing against me, you're arguing against actual autists their stupid complaints.
That's fine and I probably agree.
In spite of your barbs we have nothing more to discuss.
You thought FujoAni would have any experience with morning wood?
They don't even know that thing exists.
And where are their subs for the latest episode?
>If people who dont speak any moon are able to tell your subs are shit
How would people who don't speak moon have any clue either way?
The problem with that now is that batches have been released with fixes. You can't really put stock into something done at the beginning of a season now that BDs and batches are out.
They would be able to tell.
The comment you're replying to is pure, unadulterated autism from a turbonerd who doesn't like having his reddit memes challenged.
Rather, the anon I was talking to was clearly referring to someone else.
>sub group hate boners
>come here and start crying about all the "mistranslations" and "objectively bad" and "antenna hair"
Continuing would be stupid.
there are some battlefield images of them. I would've got my head chopped off as I stare blankly at their boneers.
That would be embarrassing for him in that situation.