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I asked someone to marry me when I was 5 years old... now I can't remember her name.

tl;dr so ronery.
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hahaha no
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Too early for a ronery thread. Now GTFO and find your oath-maiden.
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>>10080651
Must've been your mom.
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>so ronery

we dont do that here anymore
;_;
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Why the sudden return to /a/, Conan? Anyway, RONERY threads go in /jp/, moot agreed, don't bother him about it.
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i accidentally hit the crush/love of my life with a tennisball on her face. it hurts how we hardly spoken to each other after that. i've been a broken ronery man ever since.
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>>10080664
I forgot to renew my /a/ membership.
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and now for the ronery counter
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daily dose
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done
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DOUBLE DOSE
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double dose
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double the dose
double the win
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this is the last page i have is there more?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY
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She's waiting for you, Conan.
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>>10080651
Did she reject you even at five?
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>>10080806
>>10080806
i hate you ;_;
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>>10080826
Think it went like:

Her: "Sure"

*10 minutes later*

Her: "I'm bored"
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>>10080651
It was Michelle Dunlap, most recently of Vernon, UT. She died in a car wreck three years ago after a drunk driver T-boned her Ford Focus, flinging her from the vehicle and killing her on impact. Sorry.
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>>10080858
10 minutes? That's a lifetime for a five year old, she was one dedicated waifu. You should have married her.
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>>10080806
HAHAHA Fuck you too, buddy.
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>>10080867
And though the news were rather sad
I just had to laugh, I saw the photograph
She blew her mind out in a car.
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My name is Keitaro Urashima. I’m 19-years-old (and single!). I took the Tokyo U entrance exam and flunked it twice. I’m in the 48th percentile and I’m bad in English, and Math, and Social Studies, and History, and Biology… I’m not cute. I don’t have any special talents. I never played on any of the cool sports teams, and I was always paired up with other guys at dances. And to top it off, my scrapbook is filled with pictures of me!
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>>10080956
lol wut
also, wanna fuck?



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