I'm talking about Goto
I had to pause, stand up, and stretch after this scene. It really rustled my jimmies.
Are you trying to say that Mari isn't?
You do realise Goto's girlfriend is dead, right?
Like, she's been dead waaaaaay before this series began.
>implying Goto's girlfriend wasn't Moe from the beginning.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE.
Indeed. Someone had to be phone. And we've already determined that this isn't a dream sequence. Right, guys? I mean... that'd be a terrible mistake... right?
why did I laugh so hard at this
She is alive, she's just From Beyond
>implying goto's gf isn't the umbrella
It's hard to sit still [spoiler[on a sore anus[/spoiler:lit]
I stopped watching the series after this scene, so they're still a thing in my book.
How do people still fuck up spoiler tags. Ctrl+S types it for you.
/a/'s autism is also from beyond...
>Ctrl+S types it for you.
But not Option+S... fuck.
great! now i can do it too
She is the worst thing about this show.
Has anyone actually gotten a good look at all of Goto's GF's texts? Is there ANY indication of an identity in there, either based on speech patterns, something to give away approximate age, any weird reference that nobody's quite picked up on yet?
Does she even have a name?
Goto is the fucking last boss, mark my words.
Also his girlfriend is either dead or not real.
she was so cute at the begining...
remember when she sait "that's not him~!" when red axe was runing around with flamenco's costume
Are you trying to imply it doesn't?
I'm starting to wonder. He is really ripe for a heel turn.
Also there was that text several eps ago where his GF said she didn't want to see him anymore... and it seems like he'd given away samumenco's identity to her before it was public (talking about how he looked when he was on TV at one point).
Do you really think they would just go and pull a "the only sane character in the show is actually the least sane one"?
Goto's Girlfriend will be the End Boss of the series.
I dunno. His girlfriend seemed to think there was something really wrong with him back during the early samumenco days.
No, /a/utism is from behind
That was Goto second guessing himself before finally going off the deep end.
The whole "suddenly heroes!" thing is a bit wrong. I sort of suspect that this creates inconsistencies with some of the backstory stuff that came out in the first couple eps, like Hazama talking about wanting to be a hero, but nobody believing him.
I know it's kind of ... part of the parody/deconstruction of the Toku genre, but I have a feeling they're going to explore it.
And I still strongly suspect that Hazama's parents, and his flamenco dancer grandmother, were all heroes themselves.
Yeah. She's way too current to be logically dead or fake without some crazy ass-pull. Her personality seems to be more detached from reality in personality than every other character in the show, she mentions weird dreams of turning into food and being eaten by cats or something and likes to cute talksy talk. She's keen enough to get a grasp of Goto's mood from just texting and Hazama's mood from only watching him on television, which implies she's fairly intelligent despite some cloud cuckoolander tendencies.
I may be reading into this too much.
>weird dreams of turning into food and being eaten by cats
I do not remember these texts.
That would be amazing foreshadowing..
Why wouldn't the dark-haired boy be final boss?
>long distance relationship
Goto's gf either works with the flamengers or is among the heroes who showed up in this ep.
Picked the fuck up.
>not picking up samumenco for the Monkey Trouble
Episode 6 when Mari is making him cosplay for her. It wasn't exactly what I said but she still seems a little bit zany.
Of note is that she calls him Goto Go-chin and she calls Masayoshi Yoshi. She also seems to regularly tell him they're breaking up, but he never takes it seriously so it seems like the trust is pretty up there.
She hasn't visited his apartment since before the start of the series, there's a text in the first episode I found while trying to hunt down this one Jesus I'm autistic that mentions she forgot it.
God there's something fucked up about that girl.
Here I thought Masayoshi being a super hero just meant that he was attracting other crazy people, but it seems like everyone that's a part of Goto's personal life is probably insane. His best friend has an extreme hero complex, there's a suicidal idol stalker living in his closet, he has regular lunch with a bi-polar movie star and a stationary developer that makes weapons instead, and his girlfriend is probably in Africa hunting lions thinking that sushi is appropriate bait and umbrellas are appropriate weapons.
His "girlfriend" is either an imouto, a loli, or a hikki that he got to come out before the whole samumenco thing took up all his time.
>implying hazama x mari wasn't determined at the ep3 preview.
>YFW when Goto's girlfriend texts were foreshadowing that weird things like toku villains being real happen on this world.
Okay, is there a list of the Goto texts? I think we need to review these in detail. There's something fucked up going on here.
I especially want to know if they've let her name slip at any point.
Is his girlfriend from Osaka perchance?
Mari has done so much shit to Masayoshi and even insulted him and he still finds it in himself to worry about her
There is obviously something wrong with Mari but there is something obviously wrong with Masayoshi too, he is the type of person to develop a stockholm syndrome
A hero doesn't have time to hold grudges.
Mari is working up the courage to confess to him while clinging to Goto and just keeps slipping into tsun mode.
She probably was raped, just not by King Torture, and not in that fight. The fight was just a trigger.
Watch the ep3 preview though. Watching Hazama on the WOW show, wearing a towel, saying the red axe call, AND looking lewd as fuck? No, she's into him AND who the studio thinks deserves to win.
SJW pls go
I'm disappointed we didn't get to see black edison
He's probably just an bi-pedal light bulb that releases cancer inducing dark light.
Samflam would be so much better off if the story was just about Goto and his daily life.
Hazama is a boring hero striving for justice when all he really does is just fight monsters.
Goto has more interesting things going for him.
1. Mysterious girlfriend
2. Idol living with him
3. Meeting up with famous people
Wish there could have been more episodes involving him as a police officer fighting against the monsters. And going home to fuck Mari after a hard day's work.