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Which one would you recontaminate first?
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The Realdoll
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>>100804016
implying OP has aids?
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Rei, because she isnt pure anyway. She's also a titty monster slut.
Fuck her, Asuka is 1000% superior
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>>100804016
>not both at once
Step up senpai.
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Mari
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>>100804016
Asuka, Rei won't have a problem with going second
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Rei. I don't do boyhips.
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>>100805140
filler pls go
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Kaworu.

I'm not even gay, the girls are just all awful.
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>>100805804
No
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>>100804941
>titty monster slut
>barely an a-cup if even that

Just because Asuka has the chest of a 12-year-old boy doesn't make Rei a titty monster.
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rei because it would be easier to get into her butt
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Red.
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Kaworu's boypussy is probably a lot tighter than these loose whores.
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>>100805804
>filler
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>>100807277
>not shinji
superplen detected
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>>100808692
Shinji is the loosest of them all.
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>>100805804
Oh I'd filler up
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>>100810331
How much semen could each of the hold each before it started leaking out?
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>>100807277
>Kaworu

Red vs blue wars are one thing, but choosing the albino red-eyed treefrog slut over anyone is the worst possible thing you could do.
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You're forgetting the best girl Pen-Pen
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>>100808601
Plot device whore
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Asuka.

Because I ship Shinji/Rei
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>>100806209
u wot m8
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>>100810779
Wouldn't she have to have relevance to the plot for that to be true?
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>>100804016
they're fucking 14. This is exactly why Anno fucking hates us
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>>100816389
>There's a distinct difference between a drawn 14 year old and a draw 18 year old.
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>>100816389
>"We promise plenty of fanservice next episode!!!"
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>>100816603
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>>100817040
>The Ramblings of an Unoccupied Mind, A Discourse on Finding Meanings Where There are None.
Am I not suppose to touch the Nissan either?
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>>100817040
3deep5me
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>>100817040
i actually just watched NGE and EoE for the first time this week. i know, im casual scum, 20 years late and whatever the fuck else,
but this post sums up pretty well what i thought about the whole thing.
before i ever saw it, i just listened to what everyone else said about it. things like "2deep4u" and all the waifu war bullshit, and figured it was just a typical mech anime.
but after marathoning the whole series, i honestly dont see how anyone could actually even consider touching any of the female characters in this show. they are all horrible human beings who carry a fucking aircraft carrier's worth of emotional baggage. if you were to ever try to move any farther than being passive acquaintances with them the sea of shit that you would have to wade through is astonishing. i would feel too bad to even take advantage of them one time and then never see them again.
i can honestly understand why shinji considered slamming kowaru's sweet boypussy before even going near any of the wretched unstable turbosluts in this show.
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>>100817941
>shinji considered slamming kowaru's sweet boypussy before even going near any of the wretched unstable turbosluts in this show.
>Kaworu's sweet boypussy
>turbosluts

Your post almost had at least a tiny bit of cogency before you went off the deep end like a retard in the end.
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>>100817941
This is why Mari is best girl. You can pump her full with your cum and never feel guilty about it afterwards.
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>>100818821
you know shinji was thinking it.
but youre right maybe "slut" wasnt the right word. none of them are really sluts, just unstable as shit.
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>>100819010
Ritsuko is a slut, but she's okay with it. Misato considers herself a slut but it's just her daddy issues.
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>>100819010
No, not really. Kaworu was just the only type of person Shinji could truly connect with because Kaworu goes out of his way to make Shinji comfortable and accept him. He doesn't behave like any "normal" person would, he's an anomaly and it makes Shinji confused.

Anyone that faps to Rei and Asuka are monsters. Mari is fine though, she exists to be fapped to
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>>100817040
>baloney pony

Fuck, why can't people spell properly?
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>>100820406
Bologna Pogna
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>every EVA thread
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>>100820406
>Bologna
>a shitty food

>Baloney
>foolish words or ideas
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>Whic evengelion wud u fugg

Pic related proven correct again.
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>>100812071
That's a B or C cup, so what
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>>100823173
The mistake about trying to 'get' evangelion is that the references present aren't meant to convey anything more than a nod to some of the creator's favorite things (books, shows, whatever) half the time.
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>>100823434
So does he also like Doritos?
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>>100823485
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>>100804788
Well, OP is a fag so it makes sense.
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>>100823173
>monogatari has "symbolism"
which is what?
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>>100823595
that Shaft is secretly run by Quentin Tarantino?
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>>100823173

that's the first time I've seen someone try and compare death note to bakemonogatari.

I am not impressed.

You should really learn what pretentious means. None of those shows are trying to be something they aren't except for maybe death note.

It's shows that try and be more meaningful than they really were that are actually pretentious.
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>>100823173
I....What?
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>>100823173
>Madoka
>Deep/pretentious

It was pretty straight forward, i didn't get that feeling at all.
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>>100823947
It's popular so it must be bad. It's just your typical hipster.

I doubt anyone that enjoys those shows would call them deep or meaningful. All of those except eva are very straight forward and eva is just purposefully ambiguous with little meaning.
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>>100823173
That's like comparing Kubrick fans between people that watched "Clockwork Orange" for the violence, and rape, to people that watched it because it shows how barbaric anyone can be given the right circumstances.
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>>100805140
The only correct answer besides misato
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>>100823947
http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Speculah:Madoka_Magica_and_Faust
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Honestly Mari
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>>100817941
>i actually just watched NGE and EoE for the first time this week.
Me too and the Rebuild afterwards.
What is /a/s opinion on the Rebuild so far?
Personally it feels like all of the mystery from NGE has disappeared and most of the characters back stories and emotional turmoils are very clumsily delivered.
A very notable one being how they handled Misato's father sacrificing himself for her during the second impact. There was absolutely nothing to it and it straight-up told Shinji (and the viewer) that she wouldn't like being reminded of it (Just in-case we were too dense to figure that out for ourselves).
I LOVE the action in Rebuild but the characters just feel much more hollow than they did in NGE.
I also have a hard time remembering my favourite moments from Rebuild unlike NGE.
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>>100815583
Just wait until 4.0. Anno is going to reveal that the Rebuilds are clones and Mari is an angel.

2015. It's coming.
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>>100824733
If you're just watching that shit now, remember to give ReDeath a try.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=481334
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>>100824444
Fan retardation aside, how is basing your show on classic literature pretentious?
It was pretty cool,
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I want to attach a funnel to Asuka's pussy and just tease and titillate her for hour after hour after hour until I can chug her juices from a cup.
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Asuka is the subject of some of the hottest images I've ever seen and I don't know what it is but something about her is perfect. I just want to suck on her tongue and lick every inch of that tight little body and start fucking her senseless and not stop. It's just like some sort of crazy primal lust for Asuka takes over. I WANT TO DESTROY HER.
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>>100804016
I'd inseminate the Asuka.
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>>100824083

>All of those except eva are very straight forward and eva is just purposefully ambiguous with little meaning.

WTF??? Eva is not rocket science. The meaning is pretty blunt to anyone with half a brain: 'Running from reality and your problems = bad, in spite of the short term comfort, due to ultimately greater long term pain; confronting and dealing with reality and your problems = good, in spite of the short term pain that may come from this, due to ultimately greater long term good.

All the fancy schmancy angel shit is just thrown in to create a pressure cooker situation for the characters to act out the aforementioned morality play.
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>>100828342
Also don't forget the 'while it may hurt sometimes, connecting with others is a good thing'
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What do you think Asuka's pussy tastes like?
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>>100804016
Has someone ever made an uncensored version of this ?
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>>100828622
The consensus was sauerkraut and snausages.
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>>100828622
Sweat and LCL
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>>100804016

>tfw I masturbate to nikki rhodes or faye reagan while thinking of asuka
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>>100828666
Yes
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>not picking Shinji
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>>100828622
Sweat, vaginal discharge, and a hint of urine because she probably doesn't wipe properly.
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>>100810723
This nigga gets it.
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>>100817040
It all makes sense now.
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>>100804016

Asuka.
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I want to comfort asuka in a platonic way
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Asuka

ingmnied what
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>>100831255
is she saying she'd be ok if she wanted to make out with her?
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>>100831852
You can choose to see it that way. But she's just saying she is not judging her. I actually think is a pretty sad scene, not just because of what happened to Asuka but because despite how close those two girls seemed to be before, You could see the abyss between them, where Hikari could barely drive herself to comfort her. Just looking at her body language shows the distance between such 'close' friends. Nah, I'm pretty sure it was Yuri.
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>>100832163
Eva really handled these interpersonal gulfs incredibly well. I mean, I guess that's not shocking considering how central they were to its themes, but it presented them in a way that felt very genuine.
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>>100832163
Not even a matter of wanting.

Hikari just didn't know what to say, how to help someone in a condition like that.

Would any of us, really, if we were in her position at the time?

I'm guessing Anno drew on a lot of his friends' reactions to him when he was in a mega-low place in his life, where they wanted to help, to make him feel better, but...



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