Which one would you recontaminate first?
implying OP has aids?
Rei, because she isnt pure anyway. She's also a titty monster slut.
Fuck her, Asuka is 1000% superior
>not both at once
Step up senpai.
Asuka, Rei won't have a problem with going second
Rei. I don't do boyhips.
filler pls go
I'm not even gay, the girls are just all awful.
>titty monster slut
>barely an a-cup if even that
Just because Asuka has the chest of a 12-year-old boy doesn't make Rei a titty monster.
rei because it would be easier to get into her butt
Kaworu's boypussy is probably a lot tighter than these loose whores.
Shinji is the loosest of them all.
Oh I'd filler up
How much semen could each of the hold each before it started leaking out?
Red vs blue wars are one thing, but choosing the albino red-eyed treefrog slut over anyone is the worst possible thing you could do.
You're forgetting the best girl Pen-Pen
Plot device whore
Because I ship Shinji/Rei
u wot m8
Wouldn't she have to have relevance to the plot for that to be true?
they're fucking 14. This is exactly why Anno fucking hates us
>There's a distinct difference between a drawn 14 year old and a draw 18 year old.
>"We promise plenty of fanservice next episode!!!"
>The Ramblings of an Unoccupied Mind, A Discourse on Finding Meanings Where There are None.
Am I not suppose to touch the Nissan either?
i actually just watched NGE and EoE for the first time this week. i know, im casual scum, 20 years late and whatever the fuck else,
but this post sums up pretty well what i thought about the whole thing.
before i ever saw it, i just listened to what everyone else said about it. things like "2deep4u" and all the waifu war bullshit, and figured it was just a typical mech anime.
but after marathoning the whole series, i honestly dont see how anyone could actually even consider touching any of the female characters in this show. they are all horrible human beings who carry a fucking aircraft carrier's worth of emotional baggage. if you were to ever try to move any farther than being passive acquaintances with them the sea of shit that you would have to wade through is astonishing. i would feel too bad to even take advantage of them one time and then never see them again.
i can honestly understand why shinji considered slamming kowaru's sweet boypussy before even going near any of the wretched unstable turbosluts in this show.
>shinji considered slamming kowaru's sweet boypussy before even going near any of the wretched unstable turbosluts in this show.
>Kaworu's sweet boypussy
Your post almost had at least a tiny bit of cogency before you went off the deep end like a retard in the end.
This is why Mari is best girl. You can pump her full with your cum and never feel guilty about it afterwards.
you know shinji was thinking it.
but youre right maybe "slut" wasnt the right word. none of them are really sluts, just unstable as shit.
Ritsuko is a slut, but she's okay with it. Misato considers herself a slut but it's just her daddy issues.
No, not really. Kaworu was just the only type of person Shinji could truly connect with because Kaworu goes out of his way to make Shinji comfortable and accept him. He doesn't behave like any "normal" person would, he's an anomaly and it makes Shinji confused.
Anyone that faps to Rei and Asuka are monsters. Mari is fine though, she exists to be fapped to
Fuck, why can't people spell properly?
>every EVA thread
>a shitty food
>foolish words or ideas
>Whic evengelion wud u fugg
Pic related proven correct again.
That's a B or C cup, so what
The mistake about trying to 'get' evangelion is that the references present aren't meant to convey anything more than a nod to some of the creator's favorite things (books, shows, whatever) half the time.
So does he also like Doritos?
Well, OP is a fag so it makes sense.
>monogatari has "symbolism"
which is what?
that Shaft is secretly run by Quentin Tarantino?
that's the first time I've seen someone try and compare death note to bakemonogatari.
I am not impressed.
You should really learn what pretentious means. None of those shows are trying to be something they aren't except for maybe death note.
It's shows that try and be more meaningful than they really were that are actually pretentious.
It was pretty straight forward, i didn't get that feeling at all.
It's popular so it must be bad. It's just your typical hipster.
I doubt anyone that enjoys those shows would call them deep or meaningful. All of those except eva are very straight forward and eva is just purposefully ambiguous with little meaning.
That's like comparing Kubrick fans between people that watched "Clockwork Orange" for the violence, and rape, to people that watched it because it shows how barbaric anyone can be given the right circumstances.
The only correct answer besides misato
>i actually just watched NGE and EoE for the first time this week.
Me too and the Rebuild afterwards.
What is /a/s opinion on the Rebuild so far?
Personally it feels like all of the mystery from NGE has disappeared and most of the characters back stories and emotional turmoils are very clumsily delivered.
A very notable one being how they handled Misato's father sacrificing himself for her during the second impact. There was absolutely nothing to it and it straight-up told Shinji (and the viewer) that she wouldn't like being reminded of it (Just in-case we were too dense to figure that out for ourselves).
I LOVE the action in Rebuild but the characters just feel much more hollow than they did in NGE.
I also have a hard time remembering my favourite moments from Rebuild unlike NGE.
Just wait until 4.0. Anno is going to reveal that the Rebuilds are clones and Mari is an angel.
2015. It's coming.
If you're just watching that shit now, remember to give ReDeath a try.
Fan retardation aside, how is basing your show on classic literature pretentious?
It was pretty cool,
I want to attach a funnel to Asuka's pussy and just tease and titillate her for hour after hour after hour until I can chug her juices from a cup.
Asuka is the subject of some of the hottest images I've ever seen and I don't know what it is but something about her is perfect. I just want to suck on her tongue and lick every inch of that tight little body and start fucking her senseless and not stop. It's just like some sort of crazy primal lust for Asuka takes over. I WANT TO DESTROY HER.
I'd inseminate the Asuka.
>All of those except eva are very straight forward and eva is just purposefully ambiguous with little meaning.
WTF??? Eva is not rocket science. The meaning is pretty blunt to anyone with half a brain: 'Running from reality and your problems = bad, in spite of the short term comfort, due to ultimately greater long term pain; confronting and dealing with reality and your problems = good, in spite of the short term pain that may come from this, due to ultimately greater long term good.
All the fancy schmancy angel shit is just thrown in to create a pressure cooker situation for the characters to act out the aforementioned morality play.
Also don't forget the 'while it may hurt sometimes, connecting with others is a good thing'
What do you think Asuka's pussy tastes like?
Has someone ever made an uncensored version of this ?
The consensus was sauerkraut and snausages.
Sweat and LCL
>tfw I masturbate to nikki rhodes or faye reagan while thinking of asuka
>not picking Shinji
Sweat, vaginal discharge, and a hint of urine because she probably doesn't wipe properly.
This nigga gets it.
It all makes sense now.
I want to comfort asuka in a platonic way
is she saying she'd be ok if she wanted to make out with her?
You can choose to see it that way. But she's just saying she is not judging her. I actually think is a pretty sad scene, not just because of what happened to Asuka but because despite how close those two girls seemed to be before, You could see the abyss between them, where Hikari could barely drive herself to comfort her. Just looking at her body language shows the distance between such 'close' friends. Nah, I'm pretty sure it was Yuri.
Eva really handled these interpersonal gulfs incredibly well. I mean, I guess that's not shocking considering how central they were to its themes, but it presented them in a way that felt very genuine.
Not even a matter of wanting.
Hikari just didn't know what to say, how to help someone in a condition like that.
Would any of us, really, if we were in her position at the time?
I'm guessing Anno drew on a lot of his friends' reactions to him when he was in a mega-low place in his life, where they wanted to help, to make him feel better, but...