This guy just slapped your waifu's ass. What are you going to do about it?
I don't have a waifu... so who was ass?
Slap his ass.
Hard for a dead man to slap anything.
>but muh unreliable narrator
He's dead assholes get over it.
Let him slap me too
Onii-chan peace peace
If he was dead, how can he be alive in the next novel?
well my waifu is senjougahara so I guess it wouldn't bother me since it makes sense plotwise
What if Kaiki is my waifu?
DO you know your slut of a waifu love his dick more than araragi's?
Ask who paid him to do it.
Go searching for a lead pipe.
that means you're gay
Delusional batfag detected. Senjougahara doesn't love Kaiki. Try reading the LNs.
She'll kill me if I won't at least try to defend her honor and he'll kill me if we were to fight.
I'm fucked either way.
I've already deceived him. That was my ass all along
doesn't matter since kaiki is the best character anyway
What makes you think that wasn't his plan all along?
what makes you think that kaiki knowing it wasn't part of anon's plan all along?
B-but he just said...
decapitate him and stick his head on a post outside of my house to warn others who might attempt...
>If he was dead, how can he be alive in the next novel?
or actually tell his story
Slap that great piece of man ass
Kaiki's weak as shit and a coward. I believe in you.
That's fine because araragi loves shinobu more than senjougahara anyway. So if they split up it's a win for all parties involved.
Za warudo his ass
That was a bad pairing to begin with. Muraragi belongs to Shinobu and he only likes to molest snail.
Tell my waifu how jealous i am of her atm.
>Kaiki will never slap your ass
>Kaiki will never slap your ass while monologuing whether if he really did slap you ass or the sensation of your ass getting slapped is an imitation
From the data collected in this thread, we can safely conclude that 95% of denizens on /a/ are flaming homosexuals who prefer to be the bottom.
The other 5% prefer to be top.
Take him with us to my apartment and watch him fuck my waifu.
wow what a revelation
I am the 1%, I am the resistance.
Trips don't lie.
>Implying he isn't my husbando
>not having your waifu watch Kaiki fuck you
lick her hand
Ambush him with a metal pipe
>Not video taping a threesome between you, Kaiki and your waifu to watch later
Slap my waifu while she slaps him back while he slaps me
Ask him to slap my ass and then have a raging threeway.
>ambush him with a metal pipe
>not facing him like a gentleman, dying a good death while defending the honour of your waifu
is the death part really necessary though?
>having a sense of honour
he has premission to slap my waifu's ass all he wants. and no one else.
Fuck off, Kaiki is pure he wouldn't do that even if I had a waifu.