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This guy just slapped your waifu's ass. What are you going to do about it?
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y-y-you too...
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>>100785198
I don't have a waifu... so who was ass?
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Slap his ass.
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Hard for a dead man to slap anything.
>but muh unreliable narrator
He's dead assholes get over it.
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Let him slap me too
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>>100785198
Onii-chan peace peace
>>100785361
If he was dead, how can he be alive in the next novel?
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well my waifu is senjougahara so I guess it wouldn't bother me since it makes sense plotwise
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Kiss him.
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What if Kaiki is my waifu?
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>>100785418
DO you know your slut of a waifu love his dick more than araragi's?
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>>100785198
Ask who paid him to do it.
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Go searching for a lead pipe.
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>>100785198
go clubbing
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>>100785447
that means you're gay
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>>100785502
Delusional batfag detected. Senjougahara doesn't love Kaiki. Try reading the LNs.
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She'll kill me if I won't at least try to defend her honor and he'll kill me if we were to fight.
I'm fucked either way.
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>>100785524
>>100785520
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I've already deceived him. That was my ass all along
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>>100785502
doesn't matter since kaiki is the best character anyway
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>>100785648
What makes you think that wasn't his plan all along?
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>>100785783
what makes you think that kaiki knowing it wasn't part of anon's plan all along?
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>>100785783
B-but he just said...
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decapitate him and stick his head on a post outside of my house to warn others who might attempt...
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>>100785417
>If he was dead, how can he be alive in the next novel?
or actually tell his story
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>>100785198
Slap that great piece of man ass
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>>100785567
Kaiki's weak as shit and a coward. I believe in you.
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>>100785502
That's fine because araragi loves shinobu more than senjougahara anyway. So if they split up it's a win for all parties involved.
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Za warudo his ass
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>>100786407
That was a bad pairing to begin with. Muraragi belongs to Shinobu and he only likes to molest snail.
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Tell my waifu how jealous i am of her atm.

>Kaiki will never slap your ass
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>>100786620
>Kaiki will never slap your ass while monologuing whether if he really did slap you ass or the sensation of your ass getting slapped is an imitation
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>>100786620
>>100786137
>>100785895
>>100785783
>>100785680
>>100785648
>>100785447
From the data collected in this thread, we can safely conclude that 95% of denizens on /a/ are flaming homosexuals who prefer to be the bottom.
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>>100785333
/thread
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>>100786811
The other 5% prefer to be top.
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Take him with us to my apartment and watch him fuck my waifu.
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>>100786811
wow what a revelation
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>>100786902
I am the 1%, I am the resistance.
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>>100786820
Trips don't lie.
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>>100785198
>Implying he isn't my husbando
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>>100786918
>not having your waifu watch Kaiki fuck you
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>>100785198
lick her hand
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>>100785198
Ambush him with a metal pipe
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>>100787036
>Not video taping a threesome between you, Kaiki and your waifu to watch later
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>>100785198
Slap my waifu while she slaps him back while he slaps me
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>>100785198
Ask him to slap my ass and then have a raging threeway.
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>>100787072
>ambush him with a metal pipe
>not facing him like a gentleman, dying a good death while defending the honour of your waifu
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>>100791865
is the death part really necessary though?
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>>100791865
>2014
>having a sense of honour
shiggy diggy
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>>100787072
/thread
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>>100785198
he has premission to slap my waifu's ass all he wants. and no one else.
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>>100791908
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>>100785198
Fuck off, Kaiki is pure he wouldn't do that even if I had a waifu.



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