What would you do if your waifu tries to sell you stuff?
I buy her
Clearly I would buy it so that I can gain love points with her and she will see me as a real man and fall in love with me.
I'd most probably buy it. What would she sell, like justice cookies or something? Yeah, she'd get my money.
Pic unrelated, I assume. She's giving it to you in that picture.
The first one is always free. Then you're addicted to the pleasure that only disposable eye-masks can bring.
Exactly what kind of pleasure eye-masks can bring?
I would tell her that I'm not a goym
So you're a Jew.
If I told you, you might go out and get addicted to them. I'm not going to lose another friend that way.
Never been fucked blindfolded? It's kinda nice.
Where do you think you are?