/a/ hear me out on this:
Christmas cake harem anime
We've been saying this should happen for years.
The closest you will ever get is in hentai.
>the anime industry is dying because studios are pandering to increasingly niche markets of otaku who buy cute girls doing cute things
>we should further narrow that by appealing to the sub-market that also likes christmas cakes
I'd watch it.
Fuck that noise.
How about this:
Christmas cake-only mahou shoujo anime.
I'm going to write and LN-style series about this. It'll have all the best Eastern tropes in it.
It's kind of like writing erotica then fapping to it, but that doesn't matter when we're faced with a lack of christmas cake harems.
>there will never be a regular ecchi anime or a futa hentai of this
Life is so cruel.
what about Onegai Teacher
Acceptable as well.
I would also like that.
Is that worth it? It panders to something I like but holy shit that MC's voice... he sounded like such a little bitch that I couldn't finish the first episode.
>mfw actually meeting Christmas cakes
You were right /a/, they are lonely.
Like an angry god.
Lonely and horny.
>/a/ will never do an /a/ Writes about christmas cakes
>/a/ will never finish an /a/ Writes
There is one, can't remember the name though
It bothers me that something this original is gonna go unnoticed.
If you were to give me a hint about where christmas cakes hang out I can probably manage the rest...
i have no idea, I was a stupid little brat when I watched it so it was dubbed. I vaguely remember the plot turning to shit.
Yeah, if I remember right it was actually terrible.
Yeah, no kidding
On of them sort of begged me to marry her, along the lines of "I won't get in your way, I'll even stay at home."
I'd write a freaking Light Novel out of this.
What about MILFblade?
Why do I never meet such women?
No /a/, I do leave the house.
No thanks, angry bitches with emotional baggage aren't sexy, and even less so when group together with others of their kind.
>posting censored version
I enjoyed the fuck out of it, though. I also like the dub.
Why are all the woman fat as fuck?
Because they don't exist.
You just described women in general.
Go to Japan.
Seek the loneliest or looks lonely middle-aged women. usually around parks.
Sorry for the blog.
I laughed way too hard.
MILFblade was a pretty enjoyable show.
>my self-satisfaction when I wrote a full length novel about a high school student who lives on his own in an apartment entering into a quirky yet sincere but with some mild suffering relationship with his new christmas cake english teacher, who just happens to move in down the hall from him
She is so damn delicious.
>those disgusting faces
Why settle for that when 2D can be so much better?
Because I don't like it when supposed christmas cakes or mature women in anime possess the face of a girl that's 20 to 30 years younger.
They've been wondering when the year of the christmas cake would come for hundreds of years now.
But it looks better? Look at the other examples already in this thread.
>mfw older women respect you more
>mfw people just fawn over young girls
I don't know what to think of anymore.
>Cute MILF's in their sexual prime oozing pheromones
>Young boy aka. MC aka. Fresh Meat is their target
>All the MILF's want to relieve his balls from all the hot frustrating semen on LIFO basis
>Each episode they experiment with new techniques in an attempt to charm the MC to fall for them
Plot Twist: His blood related mother wins the harem
Special OVA: NTR from the MC's 32 year old Sensei
That kid looks so innocent and weak. My fucking sides, fits perfectly.
>Adore and idolize you, pure and innocent love without any hidden schemes or agendas
>Mature love on a spiritual as well as physical level
>Enough sexual experience to rock your groin to dust combined with an insatiable sexual appetite
>Obligatory beach episode
Sign me up
>On of them sort of begged me to marry her, along the lines of "I won't get in your way, I'll even stay at home."
I swear if I have to say no to that I'd get extremely depressed and kill myself. Poor woman.
I'm telling you, /a/ should write this.
This plus bonus content for BD release.
Just the idea of having beautiful ripe women trying to get your attention makes me harder than diamonds. Fanservice would send me into cardiac arrest.
>One of them pulls a "penis inspection day"
>Each of the MILFs represents a different type of girl
This nigga knows whats up
>Obligatory beach episode
I don't even like christmas cakes that much, but for some reason the idea of christmas cakes in bikinis drives me wild.
Please Japan, I beg you
>Shows up at school disguised as a nurse
>Drop your pants boy, let's see the goods
>He resists but she starts massaging him while nibbling his ear
YES YES YES YES
MAKE IT HAPPEN
You know what's even better than a cake in a bikini?
A cake in a bikini top and a towel around the hips.
Friendly reminder that this is will never happen because Japan is full of Lolicons
A slightly insecure cake who has put on 5 or 10 pounds since she last wore a bikini but is still smoking hot anyway.
Anon, dreams don't hurt.
It is proven time and again that Japan has shit taste.
I didn't come here to have my dreams ruined, I came here to dream.
Besides you don't know, it could happen!
>Another one dresses up as a nurse
>Tempts MC to confess his secret, sinful desires and wishes to "exorcise" them
Then I'll be the first Gaijin to do it.
>>Drop your pants boy, let's see the goods
Oh come on, everyone would start fucking laughing if a CK said that to them.
nun, not nurse
My bad, I turned our Christmas Cake into a redneck police offier
Can all the MILFs be former members of the MC's dad's harem from when he was in high school?
Miko works with that setting as well
>Oe, boyo. Drop dose pants right now I wanna see dem goods.
That would be very awkward. Going into an orifice that has been tainted and soiled by your predecessor.
Give me plot ideas and I will write this.
>plot ideas in muh harem?
The cakes will be:
Also open to suggestions on which cakes to include.
No because people don't like used-goods
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GENIOUS
THIS SHOW WHEN? SOMEONE HIRE THIS NIGGA!
They didn't actually fuck though. Harems in anime never actually fuck.
The inbetween is most appealing to a majority of males because highschool girls have the best pregnancy chances.
This, but also yuri.
Retarded plot idea incoming:
>They know one of them is the mother
>Nobody wants to admit who it is
>So they play a game of dare and see how far they would go with him
>Obviously the one to chicken out would be his biological mom
>Over the course of the anime the bets and games get more and more daring and revealing
It's not online. I said I wrote it, not that I'd published it anywhere.
Nuh-uh. Note of those cakes would have won back then, only his mom. So they still want a piece of that.
Only if it's the one that was never able to get with his dad so she goes after him and tells him how much he looks like his dad.
OK if it's like that i can work with this idea, as long as the son tells off his father for ignoring them earlier in his life at some point in the series.
Lead artist MUST be Motchie.
What's wrong with a mature woman dominating a young woman.
/a/ really should work as writers for anime industry. You guys can really save anime.
Cakes are loli though.
But we'd only save anime for ourselves
as long as it looks like his later works instead of his earlier works i can agree on this
Sold, Fund it.
By Xebec please.
I miss you pls play videogames with me again.
How about loli dominating mature woman
The plot is that the woman is caught by her daughter and unless she doesn't obey her actions, she'll frame here and claim it was trauma.
The woman is humiliated sexually as a slave. kinda like Family of Debauchery in a way.
Your taste is superb, masses will understand and accept it soon enough.
there's something like that already i saw it on a one page thread
This makes me moist
It's almost like nobody in this thread has heard of 'Mama wa Maria-Sama'.
It's a manga about a dude who gets turned into a child and is adopted by the Christmas Cake whom he's secretly in love with.
It doesn't fulfill all of /a/'s desires, but it's about as close as any non-hentai manga comes to this sort of thing.
I've tried a few threads to get someone to pick up and translate this shit, but no one seems interested.
Pretty sure there's a SonoHana VN with a loli and a sensei-chan where the loli is the dominant. Consult >>>/u/ for more details.
Personally I recommend the manga as the characterization felt a tiny bit better and a few motivations made more sense.
Pastebin that shit or something nigga, don't be a tease.
Check Space Pirate Sarah.
This actually exists? Holy shit why is no-one working on it?
That feel when real life christmas cake.
But it has happened before. It's just not that popular. Hell, Happy Lesson went on for 3 seasons and that was all X-mas cakes and that one highschool chick.
>Space Pirate Sarah.
I can't MUH DICH hard enough.
Genki widowed housewife with a child
Muscular fitness coach
Jul 19, 2001 to May 23, 2003
We need another one
>Muscular fitness coach
Is she dominant normally but timid in bed?
Not only does it exist, but there's at least 2 volumes available on various japanese e-book sites. It may have ended, though, as I haven't seen a new volume released in a long time.
Remove hand from dick before continuing to post on /a/.
Don't worry I'm sure you'll make it somehow.
It works better if you dump a chapter a day instead of going into scanlator threads and asking for translations. People will see the tits and clamor for more.
Anime adaptation of Okusan where?
Because the people with good taste don't translate.
Muh dick to all of those./
I thought hand on dick was mandatory in order to even get access to /a/?
Of course, he normal interaction with MC is playing grabass but she's shy with the real thing.
This guy knows what's up. No-one does T&A like Xebec.
Anyone got their number?
Hentai OVA when?
You guys, I just had the bestest idea for a /ss/ milf harem.
No greentext because I'm not quoting anyone:
A little baby is abandoned by his poor parents in the park, and a 20 year old girl finds him through his cries and takes care of him.
Fastforward 16 years, the boy is working in the hotel that his guardian owns.
In this hotel are, but no limited to :
Glasses strict maido christmas cake
Drunk wild chef christmas cake
Tender overprotective lobby christmas cake
Tomboyish muscle short haired supplies christmas cake
Gloomy but totally hot dark haired janitor christmas cake who hides her beauty underneath a dusty cap.
And guardian christmas cake who is a long haired redhead president with sharp business skills and a motherly nature.
The MC is an all-rounder, ambitious to help his loveable guardian's duties in the hotel any way he can.
All these girls have grown up with our MC, and the MC starts the harem chain reaction by getting ara~ ara~'d as reward because of his help in the kitchen (Also she's slightly tipsy)
But that's the trouble. If we all have one hand on dick, one hand on mouse, then we are, through the internet, all connected and all touching each other's dicks.
>Glasses strict maido christmas cake
>Drunk wild chef christmas cake
>Tender overprotective lobby christmas cake
>Tomboyish muscle short haired supplies christmas cake
>Gloomy but totally hot dark haired janitor christmas cake who hides her beauty underneath a dusty cap.
>And guardian christmas cake who is a long haired redhead president with sharp business skills and a motherly nature.
All of those sounds 10/10. How can anyone pick the best cake?
Wasn't that 4chan's purpose from the beginning?
Main girl : blood related older sister who takes care of MC since their childhood (lost their parents when they were young)
That's all I wanted, you are free to decide the others.
Do not want. Sensei-chan is my thing.
>Gloomy but totally hot dark haired janitor christmas cake who hides her beauty underneath a dusty cap.
I'd this one so much, consensually and sensually in the darkness of the small broom closet. Where her true beauty comes out and for me alone.
So... does she improve a car's crash test rating just by being the one driving? Those airbags could deflect an entire car crash..
What about a cake that's well endowed and old enough but still acts like a teenage fujoshi. Obsessing over yaoi, playing videogames, collecting figures etc. ?
Yes, you should see her BACKSTORY too
That last panel is so fucked up with those faces and those proportions.
No. Fuck that shit.
Nigga you trying to ruse me with that filename?
>Look it up
>Horror and shit
Or Hoods, they can do health and boobs really well too.
After the other christmas cakes hear the rumours of Chef banging our MC, their first reaction is shock, disgust, but later turns to curiousity and excitement.
The lobby secretary, who is being aided by the MC one day, and has always dai-skii~d the MC, takes her chance by seducing MC and zuck his duck underneath the lobby desk while MC tries to greet costumers and appoint rooms, then she takes MC into an empty hotel room and bangs his adolescent brains out
That's for you to decide, no samefaces, samepersonalities or samebodies, only christmas cakes.
I love the sensei milf aswell, but there is no room for it here.
She's basically a victorias secret model with baggy janitor clothes and a gloomy attitude, think Youka Naze but older.
We could throw in a character like that as a lawyer/bartender milf.
>Fastforward 16 years
It's not really horror.
It's not horror
There also needs to be a desperate cake. One who thinks her time is running out so she tries her hardest to get knocked up.
>After the other christmas cakes hear the rumours of Chef banging our MC, their first reaction is shock, disgust, but later turns to curiousity and excitement.
>The lobby secretary, who is being aided by the MC one day, and has always dai-skii~d the MC, takes her chance by seducing MC and zuck his duck underneath the lobby desk while MC tries to greet costumers and appoint rooms, then she takes MC into an empty hotel room and bangs his adolescent brains out
Ugh, you're turning this shit into hentai. MC needs to be pure and he can't fuck more than twice yo.
>I love the sensei milf aswell, but there is no room for it here.
What if MC is home schooled and senseicake comes to the hotel to give him lessons?
>pastebin 80 000 words
/a/ wouldn't judge me for writing something like that but I still don't wanna.
Don't forget the connotations with chocolate and sex.
You can determine how slutty they are and other sexual traits based on chocolate box consumption they partake in.
fuck you all I had classes now I need hentai
I was supposed to be at the gym like 40 minutes ago...
That wouldn't work. I can tell because as soon as I read your comment my first thought was 'Cue porno music'.
Sensei-chan is always pure and wouldn't be involved in porn-like scenarios
upload the MS Words file then.
And I was told Australians were shit posters. Now upload that PDF or I'll come and fight you for it.
>Offered free, anonymous critique of an unpublished work
I'm just trying to find a way to fit senseicake in the story so the other guy is happy. I don't give a fuck about her otherwise.
is vol 5 out yet?
>It was 6 when I checked
>now it's about to be 8
M-maybe bench presses can wait. Hentai comes first.
>Tomboyish muscle short haired supplies christmas cake
I don't - are there actually any christmas cake tomboys in anime?
You can train your arms at home too, anon
You know, you could easily make the Sensei a cram-school teacher that works in the area.
Let's see how old the anon's in this thread are by posting the most classic cakes there are.
>trying reverse psychology
Mother fucker. It's kind of working.
Look, I'm not a shit writer by any means, but this takes itself too seriously and is predictable as shit. It was written as a challenge to write something grounded in reality but isn't anything special.
Besides, she's not really a cake. Her age is never specified, but she's 24 at most.
He doesn't bang at first, he gets banged.
Then he turns alpha and bangs everyone regularly.
>What if MC is home schooled and senseicake comes to the hotel to give him lessons?
That's a great idea, you're hired!
Tomboyish muscle supplies girl wears a yaranaika outfit (I don't know what it's called) with the zipper all the way down, showing just a hint of pantsu and almost the entirety of her bra.
She's pretty tan because she's half fillipino and has defined but pretty abs.
The MC is helping her out in the storeroom, as she's teasing him about his relationships with secretary and chef.
As she tries to grab a big box filled with champagne from the top shelf she stumbles from her ladder and MC does some alpha shit by jumping to grab her and shielding her with his back from the falling champagne.
This is rewarded with mindblowing sex.
I blame this manga for giving me the /ss/ and tomboy fetishes.
1st time heard of this
checked nyaa 2 seeders
How time flies.
Thank you 4chan for my milf fetish.
>He doesn't bang at first, he gets banged.
>Then he turns alpha and bangs everyone regularly.
No, I'm sorry. The MC in a CK harem can never be alpha.
Many good faps were had.
Slut Girl had delicious ladies too.
>The french one
oh la la
>Tomboyish muscle short haired supplies christmas cake
>muscly christmas cake
I don't know what I'm feeling, but I want this so bad
Fuck no, beta mc's are infuriating.
But it can't be a blatant hentai. Think of something like IS but not shitty. It can be lewd but they can't straight out have sex. You're ruining the fun.
I don't want it to be a harem, I want it to be a pure love story.
>MC saves a girl from being run over
>they hit it off
>start school on monday
>she's his teacher
>shenanigans, comedy, romance, suffering ensue
No, go lewder. It doesn't need to be sex but someone should be having fun.
It's too depressing.
I enjoyed it though.
I can already tell you fantasize about similar situations on the daily.
I do too. C'mere bro...
You're a teasing slut, I just want you to know that.
Dangling it right in front of us, you wouldn't have posted that picture if you didn't want someone to read it.
I'm downloading the show right now. Is it really that depressing? If it is I don't want to watch it.
speaking of which, what happened to the translation? The raws are up to Cp 44 but we only have 6
IS is lewd enough. The fact that it's gonna be cakes makes it twice as lewd by default. Don't overdo it.
Pic related, it's a jumpsuit, the outfit who's name I forgot.
Anyway, the next scene is President and MC character development time, where the president tries to give 'the talk' but gets horribly embarrased, blushes and stutters before stopping 'the talk' without going to the actual core of what she was about to say. The president who's usually confident and well-worded gets told by the MC that he understands, so she sighs and and gives him a smirk, telling him to stop tiring her personel out during shift hours.
I should really write this down decently somewhere, because I bet i'm just going to ruin it by jumping to random scenes.
You have no power to stop my raging boner and insatiable lusts.
If you posted it I probably wouldn't even read it. At most I would skim over because I'm kind of interested to see how amateur fiction looks like.
>I blame this manga for giving me the /ss/ and tomboy fetishes.
Oh god it all makes sense now.
Need more Okusan
>talking about the show
>thinking of the characters and plot
I just now realized that nothing in this thread will ever be a real show.
Fuck this guys I'm out. ;_;
>as long as the son tells off his father for ignoring them earlier in his life
>MC realizes their glorious bods
>MC confronts his father for not waking up
>MC shouts to him, "YOU'RE NOT LIVING YOUR LIFE CORRECTLY"
>MC is Touma
We need an editor for them. Maybe we should make a blog post.
>girls change size
>their clothes don't
What does the editor even do?
How about a cake that's a shitty housewife but tries to impress you by making dinner for you and she screws it up and you do it instead.
Except it can be, there will be plenty of character development, nobody lusts over the MC's cock 'just because', there will be funny interactions between the cakes and even some jealousy and internal strife, and as the only male in the hotel (except for the token gay guy) the president relies a great deal on MC to keep the girls in check.
He needs to be alpha to be helpful to his adoptive mother, so he becomes alpha.
>writing 80,000 words just for yourself
This is absolutely pathetic, pathetic-chan.
Upload it or don't bother saying you have any sort of balls, pathetic-chan.
this is the best Futa artist there is....
correct mistakes. The final proofreader.
It's not that depressing. It just irks. It makes up for it though. Watch it.
Just because there was some truth in that I'll cave.
Don't get your panties in a bunch. It takes a while for a netbook to save a large file as a pdf and then make a mediafire account and upload it.
Based SHD. Waiting eagerly for their next Comic
Is that vista running MSW2007?
No, this is all wrong. He can fuck only one of them and only once.
It's XP running Word 2007. Don't make fun of my netbook, we've been through a six long years together.
We need to fund this.
Don't go. If we discuss cakes on /a/ for long enough then one of two things will happen.
Either /ck/ will come to see what /a/ knows about cakes, or the anime industry will take notice and make us an anime. Starring attractive women over 25.
I told you I head a great idea for a /ss/ milf HAREM.
Not a /ss/ milf romance.
why do i dont remember this scene ????
>/a/ drafts a series about MILFs with an underage MC
>/co/ drafts a series about superheroine MILFs
Which one's going to make the most progress?
But it's not fucking hentai. They can't fuck just like that. COme on man.
My liking for older women isn't debilitating.
It's like how you know you won't be an astronaut like you wanted to be as a child, but the idea is still there.
I would leap at the opportunity should it arise, but otherwise I will make do with my imagination and girls my own age.
>Which one's going to make the most progress?
Like I care, I just want to know which one has the best abs.
Except they can.
I don't understand, if you don't like my idea of a alpha /ss/ harem mc who fucks the cakes, why would you claim it's something different?
tell me that isnt just an edit
Okusama wa Mahou Shoujo
Because what you describe is hentai and this isn't /h/. How many times do I have to say it?
Anon please, surely there's a couple of drawfag out there who would be dedicated and financially stable enough to pull this off and at least make a manga out of it.
Here, have a sketch that won't be a reality, since I am neither dedicated enough and a poorfag.
You don't leave the perimeter.
If only my laptop-chan was that enduring.
I had to replace him.
t-thanks but his ear is out of place, maybe I'll fix it for you someday if I feel like it ;_;
then your story is shit. why the hell would a harem form, and 'just because' fuck, some kid?
/a/'s embodiment would do it in loli form, why not in older pastry form?
Well, glad you ask, firstly because the kid is the only male in the hotel ( except for the token gay guy ). At first they're not interested in him sexually, but view them as a little brother who helps around because he's the presidents adoptive son.
He first gets his cherry popped by the chef (who's a drunk) and couldn't control her lusts, but rather than creating a controversy, she sparks the lusts of the other women, and the secretary, who always was interested in the MC, seizes her chance to get intimate with them.
Her love for the mc is only seconded by the prezs motherly love for the MC.
Then the MC turns alpha, which sparks genuine sexual arousment to the cakes around him.
They don't lust for his cock for no particular reason like SOA ,but there is a story behind it, i'm just too lazy to fully write it, I might write it out one day though.
After his parents move overseas, MC is left to live on his own. The apartment they chose is one in a small building, the other residents of which all happen to be christmas cakes. His parents think that he will become the 'child' of the building and they will keep him out of trouble. But they misjudged the women staying there. Most of them are living alone and unmarried because they aren't so good at life. So, when a capable and nice young man moves in, they quickly warm up to his presence. As he was raised to be nice to his elders, the MC is incapable of saying no to any stupid little request they might have, from changing light bulbs to fixing their cars and teaching them how to cook for themselves.
Over time he helps them all become more capable people, while the women in his life help him heal a recently-broken heart, and perhaps find new love.
One of the cakes would be a teacher at his school.
I think you're on the wrong board.
>Then the MC turns alpha, which sparks genuine sexual arousment to the cakes around him.
Most of them are insecure about their age, state of body and the general taboo of dating a young boy which society sees as a fucktoy.
Even though they may want a serious relationship, they hide their feelings.
>slim but macho
Holy shit that arm.
where the hell is this apartment where the only guy within a mile is some kid?
So it's kurenai without the loli
/fit/ pls go.
>not having an ez-flow elbow
Is she crying? Or is that just the shine in her eyes?
Just so you know, /a/ is my main board...
Allright then, carry on.
Does it matter?
One of them is the landlord and the others are her friends from university, this is their way of moving in together. They had a man living in the spare apartment before MC-kun, but he couldn't handle being surrounded by the women constantly and moved out. And right as he broke his lease, MC's parents needed somewhere for him to stay and happened to pick that one.
What's wrong with browsing multiple boards?
I just want an anime where milfs go around doing milf stuff. Doesn't have to be anything else.
I'd rather have crossboarders who adapt to /a/'s costums and act that way then /a/nons blogging about not /a/-related things because they can't leave the board.
Looks fucking 40, too old to be considered a Christmas cake
>uh-oh, they all got wasted
>and they get horny when they're wasted
>lesbian sex for the next 24 episodes
slice-of-life where the MC is a MILF
well... i would watch that
aren't christmas cakes just older than 25?
>what is a CK
>The only women who are ever attracted to me are all single mothers
Hurray for 2D milfs and CCs.
>Birth giving hips
>Aroma of a mature lady
>Mannerisms and experience
I never stood a chance, already diamonds
Sadly the people who it's aimed to are very small in compared to other demographics.
It wouldn't surprise me if there were manga like this out there though.
Those who have not yet converted need to see the light. They are missing out on the best thing life has to offer. The love of a Christmas Cake.
Thing is, I bet those same people would be willing to pay out the ass for something like this. So it would end up balancing itself out. There needs to be a kickstarter but for anime.
But it's generally known that japan has shit taste, the chances of an all milf SoL is almost non existant because of that.
LET ME GO!
i Still dont know the difference between ck and milf
Christmas cakes can be pure.
christmas cake hasn't been tested and approved yet.
One's a single woman over 25 and the other's had a child. Difficult concept ain't it?
Older than 25, but not looking like she's goddamn 40 (even if she is).
The appeal of the christmas cake is that they're older, single and lonely, but they're also attractive, which is why no one knows why the fuck they're single (until some normally undesirable personality trait comes out). That picture wasn't attractive, not with that fucking face.
In anime, games or VNs, even 40 years old christmas cakes look 10 years younger or more,unless they don't want to sexualize them (i.e. some mother figures).
Some people are even counting widows as christmas cakes, just because they're old, when that's fucking wrong.
It's times like this that I love you, /a/. Can we talk about cakes every day?
Christmas Cake is a women 25 or older that haven't been with a man, a MILF is a mother. Now was that hard?
Hey I know her
Christmas cakes are just women who haven't been married or had a kid. They can still be total sluts.
thats just so sugoi
Not cool, man. She's getting tit-grease all over the screen.
>You'll never be the fantasy of a hot middle aged woman.
I wish I could marry a Christmas cake
>not having a Christmas cake waifu
i still remember that thread we had for that femanon who was having her 40th birthday and a stray cat showed up at her house
her favorite anime was my favorite anime
i still have her skype info but im too much of a pussy to talk to her
christmas cake thread?
this is why No-Rin is the best show of the season
Why is it called christmas cake anyway
87 pages for a drunken kiss.
Good job, Dan the man.
fuck you anon
Christmas cake reverse harem
>not posting the superior version
Shame on you.
shes my waifu, anon
I don't understand ??
Why are they called christmas cake??
Can someone explain to me what is going on in this picture? I see it posted often.
she rubbed oil on herself to make herself feel good
she then got extremely horny and started taking lewd photos and videos of herself in the mirror
she is a 40 year old school teacher
Because nobody wants them after 25
Delicious christmas cake is going on.
She looks desperate, all she had to do was grab the nearest shounen to give her a hand.
Some day, anon, some day our dream will come true.
And then high school boy milf harem anime/
one of my best friends turned 25 on december 26th
shes been very depressed since then, she's never had a boyfriend, she just sits in her room all day and works on websites, watches anime, plays games, and sits on IRC
she used to go with me and some other friends to do stuff but she just stays at home now
what do anons
I wish I could hug every Christmas Cake and tell them they're lovely and that it's going to be okay.
oh I thought those were scars
3D is icky
Buy her a daki
give her the dick you oaf
this too would be appropiate
Watch a movie together.
i know thats why i havent given her the dick
but i dont like hearing her be sad
this might actually work
Keep her company till she finds a boyfriend and settle down. Then walk off into the sunset back to your 2D life.
Does she have a husbando?
Buy her something, just hang out together.
Man, she just needs a friend.
Is she a landwhale? Fujo? Need more details about her look and preferences.
we used to watch movies all the time she got me into gundam by forcing me to watch the MSG trilogy but i cant get her to watch anything now
if she does, i unfortunately don't know it
im sure i will come up with something
sorry for the blog shit
i am her friend i just dont know how to fix this
no shes not a landwhale shes got a muffin top though shes not a fujo either she prefers mecha shows and not the gay ones, she hated 00
If you're that worried you might have to fuck her.
Sorry, man you seem to have come down with a case of the 3D.
Build a model together
Maybe you'll touch hands by accident, break it, and then get into an argument
Listen to some eurobeat and see where it goes.
>i just dont know how to fix this
>say you want to hang out
>hey lets go see a movie or go get something to eat
>no i dont feel like it
>every day for the past 3 weeks
No means yes.
Why don't you go see her instead.
You might be surprised what you find.
She might have a boyfriend already.
Yeah I'll try the model idea. She used to do those a lot. thanks anon
>she hasn't been outside in a while
>"Hey, let's go outside"
You're supposed to go see her, not try to drag her out.
Christmas cakes are better than MILFS.
I know for sure she doesn't have one, shes been living at the same place for 4 years alone now, she complains to me on irc about it all the time
Yeah I guess that would work but I'd ask like "wanna hang out? i'll come over we can watch something"
and shes like "no id rather lay on the couch tonight"
do I just show up uninvited like a rude person?
>go to her place with a delicious cake and beer
>discover she's been busy getting fucked stupid by sum real boss dat she met at da bar|
That's what I thought when he said she didn't want to go out for the last couple of weeks too. It's the most common reason for women to avoid friends - being busy with non friends.
>wanna hang out?
>too late, I'm already outside
if that doesn't work you beg
It's easy, eat lots and lots of tacos.
Then invite yourself into her basement, be pushy friendly and confident.
Then proceed by ripping the nastiest of farts, forcing you and her to leave the residence.
Then give her the D at your place.
shes not that kind of person, she wouldnt give her first time to some random stranger
man that just makes me sound creepy
What a chum.
Don't beg OP, you're not her mom. Go to her place with food and drink like that other dude said. And don't act like you're concerned, just have some fun. If she wants to open up she will.
At least if she freaks out on you, you'll know something is wrong.
Be more assertive. If she still talks to you about her problems or whatever, she won't just kick you out if you show up.
>picturing a christmas cake set up an IRC
>sits there all night watching the counter to see if anyone joins
no one does
>all those lonely women on penpal sites
well shes in #/a/ and #/m/ so shes not running her own irc channel
yeah i suppose that makes sense
>talking about someone thats probably lurking in this thread right now
you dun goofed anon
why is japan so set in producing generic shit?
why aren't you sending your ideas to animu studios?
what will you get for just discussing without the question above?
surely some of you know moonspeak and many would sign under the idea petition sent.
because it sells
because they won't listen
nothing, the same as submitting
petitions don't do shit the majority of the time
>KONO BAKA GAIJIN, WE'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
>Sees someone she knows is worried about her
Oh no their relationship is ruined.
Sadly, sometimes, you must break something in order to fix it. In this case, if its to the point your describing, it may be the only remaining course of action. Consider the fact that, by your "apparent" lack of care for her, she may assume, falsely, that you are just like everyone else that doesn't actually give a shit. Best case scenario, you call her, she declines your company, you rebuttal with "I just thought you could use some company. You've seemed really down lately" and she relents because she see's that you actually *did* notice and empathize with her emotions.
Worst case scenario, she flatly refuses your company, and gets upset with your insistent "pestering". In this case, you can respond right back with "Hey, I'm just trying to be nice here, no need to freak out on me, etc." and play the reactionary game. She will probably let some emotional bomb drop about what exactly has been causing her antisocial behavior, and you can work your way to a resolution from there.
He won't survive the emotional bomb.
whats the chance that the grill is reading this thread right now and knowing exactly who you are
This basically >>100777769, just make sure that you have the entire evening planned out, it can be anything but it HAS to be entertaining for her to justify your intrusion
You can bring food and drink over too
shes his twin brother from the far future and is sent to the past to kill her self
plot twist of the decade
No one ever claimed it would be easy. I did say it would be the "worst case" scenario. Collateral damage should always, aaaalllllways be expected with dealing with females, no matter what the context or the circumstance may be.
must protect waifu
>16 years old
>still looking like a shota
I'm pretty sure I know what the problem is, she flat out told me "I'm 25 now I'm old as fuck, why god"
yeah i think I'll just go over later tonight
how many mmo-based animus you know ?
doesn't matter if they are shit in your opinion, sales number say it all and are big because of rare setting and unussual story
jinrui animu with watashi also sold well and wasnt generic shit
Is this show any good? I'm considering to watch it for the cake, but I'd still hope for a decent story.
No no no no.
i'll think about it
Don't forget to bring alcohol.
Ok, even if you have that small bit of intel, that may only be the tip of the iceberg. This may spider out into a myriad patchwork of self esteem issues that she's been keeping below the surface. Even if you know some of it, its important to make her unload it all, so that you can tell her how absolutely none of it truly matters. I warn you know, if it goes in such a direction, it will literally be hell on earth for you. But, if you can go Mind of Steel mode and soldier through it all, you can start to pick up the pieces and put them back together in a coherent pattern. If she has such a warped self-image, its important for you to hold up a psychological mirror to illustrate that she's more then her own negative projections would have her believe.
Christ, I sound like a weeb Dr. Phil. One bad experience with 3D was enough to impart a lifetime of experience.
More retarded plot incoming
>MC's dad is a well known genius scientist, and due to this back in his younger days he had a harem.
>One of the girls got pregnant and gave birth to a boy, the other girls in the harem got mad and got into internal turmoil.
>MC's dad wanting to stop this fight restrained all the girls erased their memories about who delivered the baby
>He let them stay on a different town with the kid, left them with a letter that he can't stand it anymore and let his child take responsibility to the girls. Gave them enough money to get back up again and disappeared without a trace
nigga, you know you can still pull off the shouta at that age. hell it wouldn't even be the first time.
You can pretty much look like a kid up to the age of 18, well, if you also had the same height since 6th grade.
Until you reach 20, 5'1 male with a 20 year old face every morning whenever i look in a mirror makes me depressed.
sorry to hear that lad.
Japan has shit taste and is the cancer that kills anime.
This is however incredibly paradoxal.
>japan will listen to some weaboos who download animu and barely buy figurines.
man I haven't noticed their taste until I actually saw some of the sale charts.
little witch academia
now get out.
I turned 25 in november. Same situation except internet forums instead if IRC. I have a history of social isolation but I decided to give life another chance. But life didn't give me a chance so here I am back where I started.
Good luck with your friend.
Japan has terrible taste in pretty much everything. Except noodles and performance sedans, they're pretty good at those.
oh shit irl Ichiya from Fairy Tail
That's not how you encounter an introvert anon, you don't force your way to her, start by trying to do what she does together. Like ask her if you can borrow her animes and such until she opens up to you then you try to let her experience outdoors like inviting her to places that she might be interested in.
>seen solution to own problem countless times
>eh , nandatte?
kill yourself faggot or at least leave /a/ forever
The closest I got was a guy on the internet who constantly asked me to make out. It made me feel fuzzy inside. Then he ran away with a more attractive girl.
/a/ when told to give dick would literally go and tell a girl to have sex now like a slut, this is autism pot anyways also
>implying "i've always wanted to relieve the sexual frustration of a ronery christmas cake :3" wouldn't totally win her over
yeah but im not shallow or superficial
i just love you
>applying anime strategies to real life
>"c-c-c-can I brush your hair"
>not having common sense to know wich one of them apply
only in /a/
Roundhouse kick a popular boy in the face
He will then make you his GF and ease you back into society
Cos' no one wants them after the 25th, and for some reason 25 is too old for Japanese men apparently.
From the sounds of it, we could go over there and have our cake and eat it, in our fucking droves.
Surprisingly, with a few tweaks to make them applicable to the social structures of western culture, they can work quite well. The trick is knowing which ones to use in which situation.
Dear god... all that trial and error... Glad I worked it all out in my college years.
If a cute skinny girl did it, it might work.
Small chicks that think they can hurt a dude because MUH TEEKWANDOO are cute.
Running with a toast in your mouth always works.
Give her the dick.
I tried that in high school. Everyone thought I was a psycho.
You weren't cute enough.
Talk to her, you faggot.
>inb4 she's in this thread thinking about you and she suddenly was happy that you remembered her when she saw your post
You should have tried to be Jolyne Kujo instead
ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
The logistics of creating a setting that would feature this seem difficult to accomplish. When would a character be around enough Christmas cakes for a harem? Harems typically have around 4 main girls and a few less important ones.
So where does the MC meet ~7 christmas cakes?
>~7 christmas cakes?
The army. A supermarket. On a space station. etc. It works with a lot of settings.
Even in a school setting, but please... let it be something besides a school setting.
This btw sounds like a cool community effort we can do. /a/non sits down and writes the best fucking harem series ever written and then we translate it to Japanese and we create a riot in Japan.
So far, the hotel setting seems most applicable. Hell, to make it easier, we could say that Rich Ojousama-Cake owns and runs the hotel, and hires all her Cake friends to work for her as a support/group solidarity thing.
We could also go the Onsen-resort route. Opens more opportunity for ecchi hijinx.
Convenience store clerk.
One is his boss.
One is his coworker.
The rest are customers.
Sounds like a shota brothel more then a convenience store.
So what, do you guys want to make this a full blown "anime", or a VN? Because it has been shown that 4chan can make a VN before.
Grad school or any job.
Let's see y'all love your Christmas Cake when you're their age and they're even older.
>So where does the MC meet ~7 christmas cakes?
Are you seriously where you can find a bunch of 25-30 year old women ?
I actually like this. It's a very common setting people can relate to. And a lot of relationships DO actually start from people meeting each other at work, especially grocery stores.
>when you're their age
>not in your 20s
Back to /v/ you go.
Then they just get upgraded to MILF status.
The gym, reading club...
Any location you can think off is bound of have at least a couple of them. And they normally all drool over a single alpha dude so it's the easiest to create setting if anything I honestly don't know what's up with >>100780233.
Maybe he lives in the middle east or someshit.
>left the thread exactly 3 hours ago
>thread is still alive when I came back
You guys are the fucking best!
>most of it are interesting Christmas Cakes anime ideas
I like this thread.
Why not also have a cheesecake nurse?
>Erotic novel episode
Christmas cake threads and incest are always the best quality.
On topic, there is an OVA called Cantaloupe Collector.
"A series of vignettes (sex scenes) about each of the characters, all of whom have something in common—their large busts and the men they like. However, what is more important is that they share the wish to become mothers; some because they feel lonely, others because they want a child for whom to care, but in the end they will accomplish their desire no matter what."
To have such a thing exist
Truly our world is a wonderful world.
You know what's best about Christmas Cake?
Not the Sex, but knowing that even for one day, you made a beautiful, older women feel wanted again. <3
I don't know wtf that means.
That that gives me a boner for sex.
You just went full circle.
You get turned on making people fulfilled?
That's...quite sweet, anon.
First I complete their souls, then I complete their insides.
I don't half ass things.
This guy gets it.
That's every episode.
That's gonna be the joke.
Tender loving sex>*
>Tender loving sex with your soul mate for the purpose of procreation with the lights on and being so open you both know each others kinks and weak spots while you both have the next day off
But what's better, the night before or the morning after where you wake up to see her head in the pillow with a sleeping angel face, her chest slightly rising and falling as she snoozes.
This thread showed to me that a good portion of /a/ don't want an easy lay but actually someone who loves them and cares for them as much as /a/nons would love and care for them.
Same goes for me.
The point of climax during the dicking, seeing her face in pure lust, ensuring her heavenly sleep.
Yes, I am talking about the Ahegao, the face of fulfillment, ultimate pleasure and happiness.
>the woman is caught by her daughter
No Pillow Talk where she blushingly tells you how great that was?
I don't need to know things that are obvious.
No greater joy exists.
That's because christmas cake threads are for gentlemen.
Copy and paste, mufka! Lern 2 basic word processing!
Clannad 3. Ushio is retconned to be a guy and Tomoya dies instead of Nagisa. Instead of dragonballs Ushio is draggn his balls across the faces of his dad's old harem.
There's a similar, gender-flipped manga.
Yasashii Sekai no Tsukurikata
I actually met a christmas cake on jpguide/penfriend.
It's actually true, they really are desperate and lonley. As long your average or more you basically can't do anything wrong.
Oku-san. Enjoy your no TL.
I don't know if that's cute and pitiful.
But fuck me if I don't like happy girls.
Anyone here read Spotted flower?
Being with one would make me constantly feel like I need to be better for her.
I don't know if I'm cut out for this whole woman business.
Just be your pleasant self, anon.
>no show about christmas cake redneck police officers
>Tomboyish muscle short haired supplies christmas cake
>Drunk wild chef christmas cake
The level of money giving is high right now.
I am unpleasant person.
That is why I need to become better.
You idiot! How can you be so narrow minded? Have you not thought of a loli with the mind of a cake? 1000 years old loli vampire, genius loli professor, cyborb loli, youkai loli, the possibilities are endless. It's not just about if it's cake in body only.
>Special OVA: NTR from the MC's 32 year old Sensei
But then hate and anger happens when it gets popular
So? As long as you make people happy, I don't see what the problem is. We'll just yell at all the cancer that comes here until it goes away, just like we always have.
What is it about christmas cakes and mature woman that gets me rock hard? I want the science.
Ara ara~ Try not to think about it too much
Their delicious matured bodies and ara ara. They're all I fap to on Exhentai.
I hate to say it, anon, you may not want to heart his but it's probably an Oedipal thing.
Freud-Sama, I don't even wanna fuck my mother
She's not my type at all.
I think the klk fanbase has shown us the retards are here to stay.
>I hate to say it, anon, you may not want to heart his but it's probably an Oedipal thing.
That wouldn't necessarily a bad thing. I mean if your mom was the greatest mom ever, wouldn't you want women who are almost like her and have the added bonus of giving her the dick? Wanting to fuck your mom on the other hand is something completely different.
warming up the cake from refrigerator is the best thing you can do
they will taste even sweeter
Nigga, they always come here when they see something new and shiny. That will never change. It's always been bad.
You're probably not that popular so you feel attracted to less popular women that you could have chance with
Since Christmas Cake technically just means an unmarried woman over the age of 25, is there a term for ones who are over 25 and have never had a serious relationship? 'Cause that seems to be the kind of women this thread is mostly talking about.
But not in these numbers without all being told to fuck off.
You animals! I hate CC and Milf with ntr or cheating.
Would you let that stop you from making another awesome VN, if you could?
FOOL! The fact that it's forbidden fruit makes it even tastier!
I can't help it anon. NTR and mature woman go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Have you no shame!?
After I'm finished but it'll usually last only about minute or two and then it's okay again
>not forcefully impregnating another man's sexually unsatisfied woman
>not taking thrill in watching said chump unknowingly raise your bastard
Makes sense, I always got along better with older people than I do people my age.
I'd rather raise my own child which I conceived with the woman I love.
Yeah I'm that vanilla.
Apologies for the blog, but I started dating an untouched christmas cake and it's not as amazing as you'd think. Being alone for that long either causes or is caused by social hangups that can be difficult to get around.
Also, if /a/non wants to get inexperienced women in their 20s, go to a place where people are doing nerdy shit. Find the boring-looking girls, show a little humor and confidence, and pretty soon you'll have a shy mature girlfriend who reads the same Dr. Who fanfiction as 17-year-olds.
Good for you anon, deadbeats are losers.
I remember hanging out at a game playing club at school.
The women there were not agreeable or in a relationship already, and the anime club was worse.
What was the name of that one-shot manga about the magical girl who was still doing it at 30, has lost all her friends, and her alien familiar became senile with old age?
Can I get a name? Of the author or the title?
Some people like a fixer-uper.
Exsauce works fine
Going into a relationship thinking about fixing or changing someone is dangerously unhealthy. If a girl gets used to dating you and opens up on her own, that's great, but if you latch onto some chick and act like you're going to cure her of her dysfunctions you're going full NHK.
second link on google search.
1. You're not in school any more. We're discussing Christmas Cakes.
2. Depends on the school. I know a lot of 20something women who made it through art college without ever getting laid and now they have no idea how the fuck to date someone.
It's not a metaphor meant to be taken literally.
But a lot of people do and that's a problem. My point is if you start dating someone and they have traits that bother you, don't count on it changing.
Tell me more
Don't worry. Most here are in favor of pure tender loving.
I wouldn't be that black and white about it since it's entirely dependent on what kind of traits we're talking about. Compulsive lying or leaving the TV on when no one is watching are different orders of magnitude on the traits that can bother you scale.
But Thompson gets fulfilled every night when FG-sensei gives her the bayonet.
Jesus, I need to pay attention to my posts.
She is caught cheating
>thompson and FG being lesbians with eachother
Now this boner has reached a new level
That's what everyone wants, anon. Everyone wants to be special.
Reexamine that spoiler again, bruh.
I remember thinking the exact same thing when I started working in a grocery store except where I work almost all the clerks were textbook definitions of christmas cakes.
>automatically implying futa
>not considering strapons
Worst boss in the whole show.
Our protagonist moves into an apartment building populated mostly by lonely women. Like the one from Kuragehime.
what is this from?
Be warned, this doujin is lethal for your dick.
God fucking cocks! WHY?!
Relax. Just read it.
Her husband is probably banging the secretary so it's daijobu
You can't just make a decent VN from a harem, there has to be some tear-bait story or some shit about time travel or a tweest. Just creating the characters and scenario goes a long way on /a/.
The thread is coming to an end. I wanted to thank you all for participating and for keeping your manners. I had no hopes of the thread taking off or staying civil.
You guys are alright. Stay as cool as you are.
Is the christmas cake virgin? What about he? Does she tease the boy? What kind of moans does she do during sex? Is she into anal? Is she jealous of some younger bitch? Does she meat his parents?
Do they hold hands?
This is genius.
last in first out.
do you even . . . forget it
Don't tell them