Does this awaken your dark flame dragon?
it's more of a lizard than a dragon
Well what do YOU think?
I just came in the shower to your sister Touka, get off me Rikka.
It was more funny than arousing
Had to look up some good Rikka doujins after this.
There aren't any.
It was definitely worth saving this picture for this one response.
It mildly upset me.
This guy seriously felt ashamed for having sexual desires for HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIED who he's been dating for over half a year. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Typical retard protag.
Becuase he knows she's too retarded to understand what sex is, so he feels ashamed that he wants to take advantage of that
Anybody have a real theory as to what the Dark Flame Dragon is going to turn out to be?
what if it actually is his dick?
Atleast he's not Kasuga-tier.
If she took of her eyepatch it would.
Child birthing hips like these know what sex is on a biological level.
And the drive to put a baby inside them is coded in the very DNA of every human being on this planet.
Because sex is overrated. And boring. And not fun.
Have you seen that Doujin?
Japanese retard protags overwrite sexual DNA encoding.
That looks super interesting. What's chuunibyou about? Did Kyoani nailed it? Do you guys like it unironically?
Speaking of retard protags
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>liking things ironically
The best disease.
The Japanese aren't human, they are more like humanoid-pandas
I stuck my johnson in a girls treasured place once and had a pretty smashing time.
You just need practice
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My girlfriend was religious, she went as far as reluctantly letting me go down on her and gave half-hearted handjobs but no further.
I'm sure actual sex is indeed smashing.
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They deserve to be dying out, then.
>Liking things unironically
I will never understand how people started to believe that this was a thing, you either like something or not. Back on topic the first three episodes are fun as fuck, and that's coming from someone who just doesnt give a rat ass for moe so give it a try, it's a fun ride!
Shit like this is the reason the Japanese are dying out, along with their other cultural problems and rampant xenophobia.
>Half-assed handjob and no further
Sounds like my first girlfriend, she had pubes like a rainforest, too.
The shit we put up with
Several years from now Japan will be so desperate to fix their birthrates that they're gonna import foreigners.
Because clearly japanese males have no interest whatsoever in women.
>implying they won't be all NIPPON BANZAI and just commit cultural suicide instead of having filthy gaijin on their little island
I hear most of the girls aren't interested either. But it's more the sense that they hate the idea of being tied down and just hanging out home for the rest of their life to a beta male. Can't really blame them though
Being a beta male is some kind of virtue in Japan, while women are 'meant to' be quiet and not make a fuss especially if they are being raped?
That's more than 90% of all japanese males though.
The rest are either born manager sons or yakuza.
I want more Sukeban girls in anime
hence the declining birthrate
Hence why they are dying out?
No wonder the Yakuza can operate so openly, they are the only men with actual testicles around.
>You'll never have a night on the town with your tattooed Yakuza buddies
>You will never roll around with your delinquent buddies getting into fights with neighboring school gangs
>screw wives while their husbands serve you sake and thank you for it
Why would I use it on a mere human?
Well guess it's time I finally start yuyu again.
Why are her lips so puffy? Does she have herpes?
...puffy lips? She doesn't appear to have any lips at all in that image.
>like it unironically
Go back to /tv/. Not even /mu/ likes things ironically now.
Harem MC's are the cancer killing Japan.
Harem is the worst genre.
Only because they're not actually going for the harem end.
True, but sadly it sells the best when it comes down to actually making a profit. Tons of still frames, hardly any need for serious animation and the plot of a harem is easier to write than it is taking a shit. Bang together a few archetypes, your usual faggot-whyareyoutakingoffyourpantsueewwgross-MC and you're all set to go
If by dark flame dragon you mean my rage at what was a reasonably 'original' romcom destroyed by it's season 2 as cliche after cliche is forced completely overwriting any uniqueness the first season had, and reducing it's once fleshed out characters to to 1 dimensional tropes.
I could have got laid with a slightly crazy but stacked friend of mine but it would have involved taking a trip and I kept putting it off until she finally got frustrated with me and broke it off.
This wasn't like my Japanese animes at all!
>>This guy seriously felt ashamed for having sexual desires for HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIED who he's been dating for over half a year. What the fuck is wrong with him?
That is indeed pretty fucking terrible.
Even Americans demonise sex less than that.
What exactly is the context here?
>>Not having an eyepatch fetish
I loved the Crows movies
I'm starting to understand why Japan is killing itself off.
>she had pubes like a rainforest, too.
Suddenly the fish sandwich i'm eating right now doesn't seem so appealing
>not inventing a way to mass-produce fast-growing gynoids as alternative workforce while the actual humans are walled off in their own rooms browsing the virtual NET
It-it's like you guys never heard of Transhuman Space or something
Why is sex demonised so much in the first place?
It's only human
I can't help but to admire his fortitudeness. He didn't pop a boner after that "wet" dream.
Why do I get the feeling sex robots will only become a thing just after my death..? Why is the world such a cruel place...
Because it feels good, and you aren't allowed to feel good.
She wants the D.
Because kids would just having sex all days instead of doing anything productive, like study.
And then they turn you into this.
Wait, his actual girlfriend wants him to have sex with her, and he feels guilty about feeling lust towards her because of it?
WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN!? This is taking their bullshit to a new level.
He was having a dream.
And let's admit it, him trying to sex Rikka would be like doing that to a semi-retarded child.
I'd rather bang Kuzuha, she looks exactly like her but isn't a retard.
>He was having a dream.
And a wet dream too.
>would be like doing that to a semi-retarded child.
Nah, Rikka knows about sex. Else she wouldn't be frustrated at Pink head's blatant advances toward Yuuta.
She is just too shy to express her desire, and Yuuta is too fucking dense to realize that a man should take a lead in this matter.
Instead, Yuuta starts playing a Rikka's dad role.
Sex is disgusting. Japan has the right idea idealizing the image of pure underage kids not giving into their urges.
>>Not wanting to fuck semi-retarded little girl
Do you even Uguu~~
It's the Dark Flame Master.
Deep down he knows that this would destroy all remaining hopes of becoming a real wizard.
It's like I'm in a church or something.
my ass is literally a penis
I think it's a good thing that he's dreaming about Rikka now, remember at the start of S1 he was having dreams about Nibutani.
It's completely reasonable for him to have sexual thoughts about his girlfriend, even if he is too pussy to act on them.
After this episode I'm convinced Rikka is a lot lewder than she lets on. Remember that scene at the end of the first episode where she starts to sniff Yuuta's stuff. She probably has a fetish for those kinds of things. Plus those thighs don't lie.
The problem is even legal adults spend all their time 'idealizing' underage kids instead of having children in Japan.
>he was having dreams about Nibutani.
Most men would stop having dreams about Nibutani after seeing the real her.
The way Rikka says 'the nose' is cute.
>live under the same roof with his girlfriend
>not having sex all days and nights
Yuuta confirmed for gaylord.
why did rikka squeeze her vagina close? does ntr turn her on?
>inb4 this is the first time her pussy gets wet
Wha..what? Does that mean you were so not-turned on that your penis inverted itself through your body and came out your asshole?
>It's the first time she came
>Grows addicted to the sensation
>Starts whoring Yuuta out to other girls to get that feeling back
>Eventually it gets dull
>Dresses Yuuta up as a magical girl and lets faceless fat men have their way with him
>Yuuta is broken, Rikka is dulled to all pleasure
That escalate quickly.
Fucking shitty picture from a fucking shitty character fan
That is not kawaii.
Why do the Japanese hate sex? Or is it only loving sex between two consenting adults for the purposes of procreation that stops them from getting hard?
I mean all the hentai seems to be about "YOU ARE IMPREGNATING MY WOOOOOOMB" but its also pretty rapey.
They want sex.
They are just too lazy to do the work to get to that part.
>Why do the Japanese hate sex?
>greatest amount of batshit porn exported from there
Virgins are the ones who jack off to the most porn
Man that sounds just like me.
And my penis is shorter than average.
Am I secretly Japanese?
they like reading about sex, but not about any emotional attachments that may come with it, and that's becoming more and more common in the west too.
But I want to put my weewee into a girl's vagi!!!
Vanishment these pants!
I did that when I was a little boy with the neighbour girl, but then I suddenly needed to pee so I ran to the bathroom
it wierds me out that I forced her to do that, I mean I was a little kid and I didn't even know about sex, why did I get it in my head to do that?
Because it's basic jigsaw puuzzle logic.
It's impressive if you managed to figure out as a kid that you are supposed to put your penis into a girl vagina.
Hell, I didn't even know a girl has a vagina until I'm in middle school.
My favorite parts from season 2.
I can't get enough of filthy mind Deko.
Wouldn't you be ashamed for having sexual desires for a retard?
Need blushing Nibutani and Kumin.
Do you think it would've been cuter if Rikka just raised her hand to her non-eyepatch eye and did the peek through the fingers only with one hand?
Retards are people too
Hey, if it's a cute retard, then it's okay.
Yes, I'm surprised they didn't see this
She can only see through one eye, why bother
You misspelled 'yurishit'
I dry-humped the neighbor girl for a couple of years knowing full well what sex was.
We would sometimes show each other our private parts.
Even though she still didn't have tits she told me she would let me touch them as soon as she got them
Not surprised in the least I ended up the way I did.
He put it badly, but he meant that he feels ashamed because he thinks Rikka won't properly reciprocate his feelings.
Considering how Yuuta acted near the end of season 1, we can bet there'll be more drama around him wanting to have a more proper relationship with the resolution being more chuuni pandering.
That would look bad and not cute.
>playing hide and seek with girl and her little brother
>tell her brother to go outside the house to count then come in and find us
>took his sister up into the attic to put my flaccid child penis into her young child vagoo
I think I was 9, she was 8
She told her older sister, who was 13, what we did
Me and my friends used to rub our soft dicks on each others buttocks in the school bathroom
not gay.. right?
It's okay, anon.
Being gay these days is a lot better than the old days.
"Friends" supposed to be singular, though.
It's not gay as long as you're not hard
Did any of you ever come?
Why is Neighbour Girl such a slut?
Not even ten minutes into the episode, MC is in drag for no real reason.
>Why am I even watching this?
It is revealed that even when he was the ultimate betamax, the MC had a girl hanging out with him. A girl bumped noses with him, and clearly would have into bumping more than noses.
>Why the fuck am I still watching this?
Where are all these sluts when I was a kid?
My cousin fucked me in the ass when I was 11
Because retcon is such a beautiful thing, anon.
>getting butt fucked by your gay cousin is normal
i like how everyone has a boner over this character yet it's just generic anime girl #271 with an eyepatch added.
i mean at this point you guys may as well just play TF2 if you want pretty headgears to keep you interested for a few months
reality is, they work too much to have time for anything plus the fact that they nearly all live with their parents until marriage (and in a lot of cases, even after).
you try getting laid when you're in your late 20's, never had a g/f, work 18h a day with no days off and live with your mum n dad
I'm so out of the loop, has season 2 finished or is it still ongoing?
Does Yuuta give her the Dark Flame D?
But that's one of the best things about Japan. Notice how they're among the only remaining countries to still have their cultural identity intact?
>what is china
>has season 2 finished or is it still ongoing?
We are only 3 episodes in, anon.
I said I was out of the loop, broski.
Yeah, you ain't kidding about that, amigo.
A shithole with africa tier living conditions or detailed tier living conditions with the perk of having no visible sun?
So what? Does a character have to be unique to give boners?
it has cultural identity up the asshole
Keep in the loop then
Because he is a Japanese male.
>you try getting laid when you're in your late 20's, never had a g/f, work 18h a day with no days off and live with your mum n dad
And there are still weaboos who want to move to that shithole.
My cousin hid me in a car during a family outing to a foot ball game and tried to get me to fuck her. I didn't know what was going on so I just pushed it there while on the soft and she thought we'd done it. The second we left the car it was never discussed again.
Most weebos would look like a stud compared to average Japanese guys.
you misspelled worst
>my face when every girl is better than Rikka
>no face to even properly convey my disappointment at Yuuta not tapping that delicious pink-chan
You're clearly a lonely woman who's in love with a man who'd rather masturbate to cute 2D girls, such as the one you're so butthurt over, than have you touch his dick
Deal with it or hit the gym, land whale
You're implying that I live better.
You work 18 hours a day with no days off?
Anyone has gif of Yuuta throwing out morisummer's phone?
>nose-kissed Rikka after what happened with Satone
Are you blind or something?
He asked about China's cultural identity, anon, not your bedroom.
I get the feeling that Yuuta won't progress his relationship with Rikka because she isn't ready. He had to gently nudge her in the right direction so that they would hold hands, so imagine what he'd have to do to make his dreams a reality.
That's not the entire source of the problem. And they don't work 18 hours a day, are you retarded?
Dude, your serious? Japan's culture is collapsing faster every year, the younger kids are eagerly adopting western culture to replace their own, Christianity is growing larger by the day, and as soon as the older generations die out, Japan will be another white-washed country like so many others out there today.
Moe daku furame mastah
>reading the guarniad
"Yuuta! It hurts"
"Wh-What am I doing...Rikka, I'm sorry"
"Yuuta...I didn't say you should stop..."
Typical woman indeed.
Yuuta makes a really good trap
>Hanged out and nosebumped an attractive girl who shared his same weird hobbies. Never tried to make it more than friends.
>Has an actual girlfriend with the same weird hobbies. Refuses to take the initiative on fucking ANYTHING.
How about you get the fuck out of /a/?
>last episode finally progress to the point where they'll hold hands
>start next episode with Yuuta's dream where he's literally fucking the chuuni out of her
Thank you KyoAni
Their chuuni sex should be a sight to see.
After Chuuni i want my Fullmetal back ;_;
>Rikka forces Utah to dress up as a girl
>uses all manner of toys (read : magical weapons) on him
>rapes him with her colossal she-cock to awaken his inner dragon
>they share the special potion forged out of the fulfillment of their contract
This nigger knows what's up
Nobody in Japan care about FMP anymore, anon.
Let it go.
Pretty sure these two talk about sex all the time with one another.
because unwanted children and STDs and people who turn into different people once sex is thrown into a relationship
Only Deko does. Rikka is too pure for such things.
No. It's to show that she's quite used to see with both eyes.
She looks like she is wearing a peach coloured sweater.
Now i want a Hentai by KyoAni
That franchise is dead.
Look at how they try to revive Sailor Moon and can't get it done.
Awakening the dark flame dragon.
What is KyoAni planning? Last episode had Nibutani prancing around, now these two.
Why is this season so lewd?
You're drunk KyoAni.
Imagine on the last episode this series takes a SamFlam twist.
The clip's getting bigger.
I know this is supposed to represent purity and all but I just can't take it seriously when they're in high school, have been going out for several months and even live together yet they haven't even kissed. No guy would waste so much time with a retard like Rikka, this feels like two grade school kids "going out".
I can assure you there are guys out there that waste months and even years for girls that just talk nicely to them.
Mods doing their job and banning blogging scum.
Yeah, but this late in the thread, they'd normally do a stealth ban.
You have to understand that the Harem genre exists because people need it to overcome the void of finishing high-tier shows.
>but I just can't take it seriously when they're in high school
Now you understand NiBROtani's frustration.