ITT: Post things that will never happen to you.
I will never marry, because I don't believe in the faithfulness of humans. For this, I am scum and will die alone.
Y-you're one of`those NTR anons aren't you...
>/a/ - Anime & Manga
>not anime OR mangarelated
So NTR an LN will be written about my worthless existence.
POST ABOUT SHIT THAT HAPPENS IN ANIME & MANGA, FUCK.
i'll never be happy with the choices I've made in my life
>a magical girl will never fall down from the sky and land on you
Better not trust
Before you know it you will lose your daughter, home and half of your income
I want to live.
I'll never finish my backlog.
I WANT TO DIE.
stil don't know why they didn't fuck in class.
Fucking a loli
I saw the heavens in a bucket of rain water.
I want to live.
legal age in Nip is 14. Agentina is 13. find a tiny one. your welcome. closest your're gonna get legally unless you are a sick fuck like me.
What's the youngest you've ever had?
Isn't there a gen defect that stops the growth of the human body?
There must be a legal loli out there
I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE.
... Fuck. I already wanted to check this out, but I need context...
The teacher is already dead
It's not worth it, anon.
So is my dick.
What's going on over here?
You can start crying now, it's okay.
Even if I was making good cash I can see it all ending. Better to see the truth from the beginning of life than to see it when it's too late.
no girl will fall from the sky and make my life interesting
>A loli will never come live with you
Wai so curious?
are you thinking of dwarfism? midgets are fucking disgusting.
people die if they don't ignore extra classmates ('another') and mc transfers in so they have to ignore both or something
I don't remember that QUALITY.
>You will never be a magical girl who falls down from the sky and lands on someone
>girl falls from sky
>lands on you
Everyone knows the ideal age for lolis is 8, right?
Don't worry anon, 4 times a day as I pull up my belly to find my cock, I make sure to rub one out for you.
Someone said "Your life is boring because you are."
So if your life ins't interesting enough for you, you be the girl, anon. Go fall from the sky and make someone's life interesting with you.
I had a growth chat of a loli but I seemed to have either misplaced it or something. it span from like age 2 to 16. Fuck me
>will never get a job
>will never be successful
i would kill myself, but theres new episodes coming out every week
This, go do something exciting, like create a potion that turns you into a loli, or makes you cum forever.
i will never fuck a wolf girl
Things like that don't even happen, anon. I had a childhood "friend" like that and I actually ran into her on the street one day and you know what? She had gotten fat. Like really fat.
>My dad will never love me ;_;
Well anon, for what it's worth, your post caused air to rush in and out through my nostrils at a relatively rapid pace.
I mean TOP KEK.
Fuck, I do not read Robo girl hentai to feel shit like this, why am I so alone?
be a cute waifu material
I'll be your Misaki, anon!
So, like, I'm kinda new to all of this, but is this where I touch your dick?
The childhood friend osananajimi trope is so desirable until you remember that you were always an awkward little shit with no friends.
>tfw no childhood gf
I will never be happy
Those are some pretty nice looking photos
Still buttmad lolijugs got mindbroken, even if Kansai was best girl.
>mfw I'm dating a girl and we promised to get married when we were kids
This is exactly like my korean animations.
Dont give up Anon! Maybe a girl loved you from afar but you were too BAKA to notice
>I'll never be a cute lesbian in love with another cute lesbian and get to snuggle together under the blankets on cold nights
I think I should just kill myself.
>this is my dream
Anon, lets be the lesbians
>you will never be part vampire, have regeneration, partly immortal live, or have Kiss-shot/Shinobu at your side for the rest of existence
But anon, it's forbidden, we can't!
Don't worry anon, I'll protect you against the Hitomi-chans of this world, just keep the blankets warm
YOUKOSO... HITORI BOCCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>You will never be SWOLE enough to catch a falling naked girl and cover her in your jacket
>Even if you were, she wouldnt look into your eyes with tears and love
>You will never kick reason to the curve and do the impossible
>Your drill will never CREATE the heavens
>you'll never be truly satisfied with anything because all of the best things end too soon and all the of the worst things never end and because of this you will always have to tell yourself that you're happy with the compromises
Do you want to keep the blankets warm and wet?
I will never be Japanese. I will never be part of the masterrace that is glorious Nippon, I want to go to Akihabara... I want to live my otaku dream... Why wasn't I born Japanese... why?... FUCK!
Japan isn't like in animes.
Really it's like a slightly less dirty New York City surrounded by dirtier version of Manchester or Portland.
>I want to die.
>ITT: Post things that will never happen to you
But you're wrong, anon. In this world, there are so many things that will never happen to you. You will most likely never fight in a war, a girl will most likely not fall from the sky. But you must never forget this single fact: Out of all possibilities, all fantasies and all realms of fiction, death is the single thing that WILL come for you.
You will die. Death will come to everyone; your friends, your family... It will come to us as well, this massive troupe of idiots with whom you bicker with every day.
But take solace in this fact. Don't waste your time thinking about your mistakes or about what could have been; think about what you can do right now, and about what is to come, not about what didn't come or what will not. For in many years from now, when you lie at death's door, you find your final respite. Not in what could have happened, but in what did. In what you did in your short life, you will find your final happiness.
Why was gorilla crying?
Silence 外人, your dirty tricks won't work on me.
There is no dirty there. I don't know how they do it, but even the subways were clean.
At least take solace that you won't spend all your money on doujins because when you can buy five doujins for five dollars and get the sixth free you buy a lot of doujins.
Same here, but fuck it because that means I get to keep all of my money.
I meant the people and insects.
Most of Washington's big cities are clean too but I'd never say they weren't filthy.
>you will never fuck a Japanese first year middle school student
>slightly less dirty New York City
As someone who's been to both, Tokyo is fucking immaculate in comparison to New York, at least in the majority of places. Now someplace like Hakata, on the other hand...
>There is no dirty there. I don't know how they do it, but even the subways were clean.
Just goes to show how glorious and perfect Nippon is. The rest of the world should learn from Japan.
>I want to go to Akihabara... I want to live my otaku dream...
This is still possible. Honestly after living there I'm kind of glad I wasn't born as a Japanese. I'll never truly fit in there but I least I'll never have to live up to the shitty social expectations they place on everyone.
im too ugly for that
>happiness is a continuos state
god my oh.
There is a guy out there desperate enough to accept you, dont give up!
I'll never buy, or rent anime. I won't go on a boat ride with a beautiful girl
>12 DVDs for $321
Damn nigga that's cheap
I will never live with these fags and be part of the gang and go on stupid adventures everyday while struggling to get food
I will never meet a girl who melts over every single move I make and will protected me until the end of time. ;_;
I will never be immortal and enjoy everything the world has to offer
It's a very hilarious "horror" anime.
It fails miserably as a horror, but ironically enough definitely worth a watch especially if you go in expecting a show full of hilarious bullshits and lots of unintentional comedy.
Seriously, I watched the show after seeing this pic and read "that" doujin, and was having a blast laughing my ass off throughout most of the show.
>you will never live under a bridge with a bunch of mentally ill homeless people
Might as well just end it all now.
>that terrible quality
Don't tell me you fucking streamed a Shinkai film you filthy mongrel.
Actually, it turns out I mistook this for a different series. The OTHER giant eyepatch show.
>The OTHER giant eyepatch show.
I will never get the /ss/
>never have friends that will worry about your and willing to help at any cost
>never fell in love
>never feel relevant
>never will met a girl that will be anywhere as good as anime girl
>never will have a goal in life
>never will feel easy going because of clynical depression
In fact there was a girl I realised had a crush on me once. I had a crush on her, but I only realised she liked me afterwards.
Don't I wish I was back in high school and able to make the most of the opportunities.
I fucking wish
Touching a woman.
jap suicide forest?
But there is noting stopping you from touching one, anon.
Just run up to a girl that you like and grab her boobs.
Isn't there a law against that to protect you from infections?
It's okay as long as you wear a gloves.
It counts as sexual assault. Which it kind of is in this case.
Don't you remember fondling your mother's breasts ?
I do. They were enormous
I want to lick suzu's pussy and make her cum.
So the sexual assault law was there to protect me from filthy women and their STDs?
T... Thanks, policeman-kun.
>I do. They were enormous
How is that possible
I will never be part of a quirky childhood friendship team.
You will never fuck your friendship team
Not the guy but I breastfed til I was 6
The biggest question here is how the fuck can you mother continue to have milks that long.
You will never have fun and cool male friends.
That's fucking hot
What do I look like, a biologist? She just did
So is she, like, still has milks left in her boobs, anon?
Can I check?
Most of this stuff seems fairly plausible if you left your basement once in a while.
>getting off my basement
Now that's a funny joke.
You're funny anon.
The majority of Aku no Hana, thank fuck we're all done with HS already right guys?
Oh this zone out by mount fuji and the cult compound. It's where people used to take their grandparents to die of starvation and stuff, or something. People apparently use it to kill themselves for not making enough money or whatever trite-ass reasons now. Supposedly haunted as fuck.
You people are just too lazy to actually do anything with your lives. Most of these things are possible for anyone. Either start doing them or stop blogging about them on /a/.
Shut up Kiririn. Just because you got the good end, doesn't mean we all will.
I will never get knighted by a catgirl princess.
You and me both, anon. Too bad she wants the Tsuda.
If you've never smelled puffy vulvas, will this work?
I too wish to be a girl and get raped by another girl.
>Woman SCENT sex-toy odorant
Well it just might if it actually has some kind of designer drug in it. No previous experience of the odor depicted (piss? wtf)
Just be aware it's probably the same drug as in "Man SCENT" gay sex poppers. (Just maybe piss scented instead of musk scented? I don't get it.)
final destination: the anime
I just want to go on a spectacular adventure full of perilous monsters and dragons, save villages and meet interesting people, and find my reason for living in the fascinating world I lived in by saving it.
Never a girl will give me a love letter
Give me your address
When I wear a skirt i'm a girl :3
>Not marrying a rich cougar and making her your sugar mama.
but...this did happen to me. everything in this film is my life.
Childhood sweetheart, grow distant, try to make it work with other women, nothing works, wish i could find her again, life is shit every day.
>tfw get a love letter
>don't feel the same way about her
>have to break it to her at her doorstep
>go on trying to find someone that makes me happy
>get the reverse situation all the time
Man I'm such a fucking hypocrite.