If you're waifu can't pass the plinkett test then it's time for you to find someone new
welp I guess waifus are just two dimensional
She's the sunshine.
She is a little on the tsundere side, loves books, and has fuckton of mental fortitude.
Where's my fucking new Plinkett review!!!
All your waifus are the same.
But when is your next review?
She's kind, compassionate, but deep down is a realist who will hang you out to dry if your ideals are unfeasible
An incredibly optimistic young woman who finds beauty in the little things in life. She's warm-hearted, social, and very innocent to the point of being a bit naive. She treasures peaceful times and busy times with friends alike. She takes pride in what she does for a living.
Fuck you Plinkett. I'd rather YOU tell me when your next review is.
what if I don't have a waifu
Why do you like Plinkett reviews so much?
She is very silly and kinda crazy. Has a huge brother complex because she feels inferior to him. Also she is best girl and the only non slut in a series where everyone was a fucking faggot slut.
Oh wait that's my daughteru.
She'll never abandon me and that's all I need.
Their mom kills three people at the end of the series.
She says no to negative waves
whens the next plinkett review?
She's kind of a cunt, but really just lonely.
she is one hell of a woman. She gets kidnapped but then saved by Worst Girl but still wins the man in the end. She's a fucking magnet who keeps her group together, or at least tries. she is the voice of reason. she has also masturbated.
She's not actually tsundere though. She's an outright bitch most of the time.
A perseverant and stubborn young woman who is incredibly adventurous and excessively forgiving. She instinctively puts her friends ahead of herself because of her overflowing confidence and poise, to the point where she will often forget about protecting her own safety. She takes tremendous pride in her athletic and tactical ability, and she's a bit of a sore loser. She makes up for what she lacks in physical strength with fighting skill and magical ability. She always carries herself with elegance and femininity, but she doesn't take bullshit from anyone.
Best girl in Gundam
My waifu's name is not MOMH.
That is the series though.
I don't have a waifu, so I will do this for my husbando. If you don't get this I will be surprised because it is very easy.
My husbando is a poverty stricken failure who is quick to trust people and often stabbed in the back, but is really good at turning horrible situations around. He also cries a lot.
I agree, China's amazing.
Probably after Episode 7 or Avatar 2 which ever comes first.
She's a shy girl that likes computers, she doesn't have many friends, she also tends to stare blankly into space
She is vampire
Literally the best girl ever.
Aloof, distant, and somewhat air headed. Intelligent when it comes down to it, and well versed, but not very book smart, and fairly unmotivated. She's obsessive about what she loves, and dedicated through and through.
That could be anyone you fucking dipshit.
I thought so, and I couldn't remember anyones name in that series
Because they're eye opening
she's perfect and I love her dearly
No names are worth remembering in that series.
Officially: Cool, yet mysterious.
she's ambitious and driven, but places her loved one's safety over the advancement of her goals. is afraid to truly love someone, because she doesn't want to feel that sort of loss if they die. optimistic about the future, has little need for formalities. highly charismatic.
I gave it away with the first line
sakamoto, no one else should get this adjective
Close. They share the same VA.
She's a goddamn lazy shit and used to be this stuck-up friendless loser who trusted no one and only cared about moving up through the grades. Luckily she made a friend who helped her get somewhat better. Now all she does is make sweets and talk to retards. Smells like vanilla.
She's very childish but doesn't show it, she gets jealous pretty easily, she's not very confident, she's loving, devoted, eats in large portions, and willing to go to far lengths to earn your love.
I didn't describe her. I showed you an image of her. Huehuehuehue
She's an absentminded klutz who loves physical contact and having fun. Even though she usually can't focus at all, she can do nearly anything she puts her full effort into. She often forgets old skills when she learns new ones, however. As such, she relies very much on others for meals and other household tasks. She also loves to eat sweet things and things that are cute. She has excellent genes, though: She doesn't gain weight and she has a very strong immune system.
SHES A FUCKING SLUT OK
I GOT IT
RISE IS A FUCKING SLUT
Lazy Alcholic Tease, yet surprisingly family oriented.
Is your waifu my waifu?
season 2 never ;_:
My waifu is very funny. She always wears a dead pan expression and speaks in a monotone voice, but behind her little guise she is making snarky comments that pass over most peoples heads. She isn't always expressionless, very rarely when something amuses her there is the barest twist at the corner of her lips and if you haven't studied her face as much as I have you would completely miss it. She is very attentive, noticing every little detail and using every interaction as a chance to learn from and grow. This can get a little troubling at times as she is slightly naive and if she believes that something is done a certain way because someone told her that she will believe them. Her naivete can cause me come headache too. She is sometimes incapable of distinguishing things she has heard about from things in the real world and will confuse the too, such misfortune! She is very atheletic and enjoys hobbies that keep her outdoors as much as possible, it probably has something to do with her childhood.
OH I didn't mention this yet but she LOVES animals. She is such a sweetheart and cares about them so much that it makes me sad how they all instinctively avoid her. I wish there was a way I could break whatever field there seems to be around her that drives them away so she could enjoy the chance to share her love with them. Being able to see her smile over something so normal would make my heart feel like it is going to jump out of my chest. She is so sweet and gentle, there really isn't a girl like her anywhere else in the world and I am luck she found me.
Too much headcanon, probably a completely unrelated character.
Not that anon but
>worst girl didn't win MC
should give it away. SHe's the first one I thought of too. It doesn't happen that much. But then again, I might be wrong.
She's like a cat.
Well she has got a twisted personality, but gives off a peaceful aura. She also likes popping in at random times and shaking up the plot. And she has recently been on /a/'s shitlist due to what she did in a recent episode.
Who's Erza? I guess I shouldn't have left out some important details. I felt like I was getting too wordy. Erza sounds like a lovely girl, though.
Who is Sakaki?
She's actually a guy.
she's super rich, she's super sheltered, and she loves sweets and tea
Nothing original there. That is 100% verifiable
>Doesn't know Fairy Tail
Stop posting here.
Is she Tsubasa?
> She often forgets old skills when she learns new ones
is your waifu a pokemon?
My waifu cares greatly for her friends but has a jealous streak that almost sends her into yandere territory. Her greatest care is for her best friend.
She is capable of threatening with her tone alone to enforce compliance.
She prefers people to act like normal and respectable members of society, but later becomes more open about people with different hobbies.
She hates lewd jokes but again if she loves you she will look past them.
Must be a misaka clone.
She is a cat.
Wrong please to be guessing again. Or not, she is pretty fucking obscure, and if you didn't know her as well as I do you would think that she could be like any of 10000 random girls.
But she isn't, she is special.
But my waifu is an extremely kawaii pure maiden, unlike yours.
when i first watched that i refused that she was a gay
>Describe you're waifu without describing her
suck my cock dude
Not just any. She is special. There is no other girl like her even anong 10000 clones.
I was gonna say Rei or Yuki, but animals... I'm stumped.
I considered picking that up at one point but then I decided against it because I heard it's basically just Big 3 lite.
I did like her a lot but no.
She has puppets.
Quite generic and easy modo, I know.
>she is special
She and her toy is the second most strongest weapon in the world
When they fully understanding each other, even facing nine monster at once they ain't got shit from her
She's rude, aggressive, violent and hot headed. She smokes like a chimney, drinks like its going out of style and cusses like a sailor. She had a bad childhood and has a nihilistic outlook in life.
>Rei or Yuki going outside or being athletic
She always has a positive attitude even thought shes not that bright.Shes really strong in cqc but would rather relax and eat a bunch of food
She is shy about her feelings,A great mother type
and have a nickname
What if I never find a waifu /a/? Will I die, ronery and unloved?
The one and only.
How is that for passing the Plinkett test? Out of 20000 clones I am able to describe mine.
I described her well enough anon got it.
Two Hands a shit. Balalaika best girl.
I don't know, man. But one thing's for sure: you'll die a virgin.
I honestly thought this one would be easy as fuck
Here's a hint: She likes to do mundane everday things with "commoners"
Hint 2: She is an Ojou
Mega Hint 3: She is possible lesbian
Why would you guys want them to do another review when they could be using that time to make space cop
Then despair, obviously.
She is stubborn, with an uncompromising and overly idealistic view on good and evil that ultimately leads to her undoing. Her idealism is admirable but immature, and her reckless selflessness is ultimately deconstructed and revealed to be flawed.
She is written realistically, and has the same emotional fortitude you would expect from somebody her age.
Despite her shortcomings, she is a good person who only acts with the very best of intentions. She cares for her friends and loved ones, and is consumed by regret if she ever hurts them.
Fairy Tail a shit. It's cliche shounen garbage, and it's only redeemable quality is it's lewd pictures.
Nigga pls, if you're waifu is written well then this wouldn't be a challenge.
Also if you end up resorting to describing her powers then your waifu is shallow.
She's also shallow if you can sum up a large portion of her personality with a single character arch type, like yandere or tsundere
Not even a guess?
She is going to die
No one can quite explain why
/a/ is going to cry
My waifu has a rough side. And yet she acts with dignity. Her female pride is important to her, even though the importance she places on appearing feminine is odd. She uses her strength to protect people around her from the rough kind of people she knew in the past.
Basically she is a straightforward girl who still sometimes wants to be seen as slightly mysterious in a womanly way. She is open though, so if you hurt her feelings she will probably tell you that she's shocked or hurt by specific careless remarks.
Muh dyslexia kicked up. I didn't read the second half of the first paragraph. Sorry.
Is she a cute retard?
Correct! And fuck you, Levy is a best.
Nyaruko? Gonna need more details.
She comes off as a bitch, but once she warms up to you she's a stand up gal.
Mai waifu is a pure, lovely angel who is shy, cute, caring and talented, but is sometimes violent if you act lewd or suggest lewd things.
There are so many characters that fit this description
>Implying she has anything on that hot piece of SVD.
What is every Tsundere ever?
Fairy Tail soundtrack pretty damned good even if the rest i garbage, including the lewd.
Even though she's not that bright, she appears even dumber because she thinks in such strange ways. Her fashion sense is horrible, she eats like a pig, has bizarre taste in phone accessories, acts even more unladylike in private, and is a little sensitive about her weight.
One of three,Always happy all the time,Sent to kill MC but ends up befriending him
Revy a best, I agree
honestly I can't believe this is as common as it is.
She's easily the most proficient of her group
Komoe, she's rude, aggressive, violent and hot headed. She smokes like a chimney, drinks like its going out of style and cusses like a sailor. She had a bad childhood and has a nihilistic outlook in life.
Very... strange. Her face is expressive and very easy to read. Her eyes are more red than brown, but that really doesn't say anything about her. She shows some insight at odd times, but it shows up rarely when compared to her usual moods of "excited and bubbly" and "passively jealous and vaguely clingy".
The next words out of you mouth better be "You're right! It was Nano!"
No, she's deadpan.
It could be myucel omurice is her thing too
Oh, typical Madokafag bragging about how 2deep4u the characters are and how everything that doesn't come close to it is shallow.
Does anyone need a hint?
At first she appears to be nothing but a kind sweet girl. It's only after you get to know her better she will show her anger. But the anger is routed in typical tsundere antics.
I nailed it, right?
You're right! It was Nano!
It was kinda easy actually
Mai waifu is wise but lonely. She is intelligent and engages in a lot of playful banter with the men around her. She can be a little vain, but not so much it's off-putting, and despite the strong facade she puts on, she can be surprisingly sensitive.
Who is mai waifu?
Brilliant, manipulative, ruthless, and her intellect is humanities only hope
>don't describe her appearance
>describes her appearance
nice job faget
I think you're putting words in my mouth.
She has had a difficult life to say the least. Major family problems, being an example. She extended her kindness to a select few, whose circumstances led her on a rollercoaster ride of emotion. While her kindness was genuine, and even sometimes desperate, She almost killed herself because her own circumstances were so overwhelming
Swing and a miss!
Hint: She's breddy Yandere and rather cool
She's a half-ghost
That was easy
I wouldn't call Komoe violent, she doesn't cuss, nothing is mentioned about her childhood, and her outlook on life is far from nihilistic. Still, not the worst guess.
dumb girl from NHK
Although she may be a monster on the outside she has a heart of gold and unwavering loyalty to her comrades. Even after undergoing a near devastating transformation she somehow managed to find what truly mattered to her, friendship. Having the strength of a massive friendly golem to assist her also helps.
No, I'm describing what you just did.
>you're waifu is shallow if she does this and this and that
>if she's not like my super deep and complex Madoka waifu then she's shallow
Yep, it's Korbo.
How did you know?
Ayase as well?
Nigger, do you read the LNs? Komoe cusses like sailor when she is with her Anti-skill buddy, and the happy go lucky face she puts on infront of her students slips on occasion and there is some dark shit behind it.
I love Black Laggon, but with your description the first thing that leapt to mind wasn't Revy.
No. She also has a slight complex about her breasts.
This is surprisingly hard. I was thinking Rin, but she's the opposite, a deep down idealist who is kind and compassionate deep down.
BECAUSE! SHE'S MY WAIFU TOO! Now we must fight!
She's cheerful and childish; not very competent at her field but knows it, and tries her best to improve herself.
I can see why you can call her actions dumb, considering The lack of attention Sato gave her the entire time. Or is he dumb? Are they both? who knows
Got you bitch
Incorrect, I simply couldn't remember her name. She's a fine waifu anon
No one is gonna guess huh, guess I shouldn't be surprised, neither the series nor the fanbase give her any love ;_;
She puts up a tough outer appearance and frequently has it break because she's hopelessly girly. She might have some tsundere tendencies, but she's able to cook, and everyone knows that being tsundere makes you incapable of creating anything but deadly poison inside a kitchen.
Your the disease and she's the cure
Nope, never bothered to read the LNs. Anyway, the rest of the thread didn't have any trouble figuring out who she was.
>childish but doesn't show it
>tfw nobody can guess your waifu
i guess she's a bland moeblob
Mai waifu had a really fucked up childhood. Because of this she has had problems interacting with people and constantly wants to be praised for her work.
She is academically intelligent and is fluent in at least two languages, but is lacking in the stategy department.
She makes rash decisions and and always wants to show off, even when there is a possibility that she might fail.
She prefers to work alone, and isn't too keen on teamwork. Her attitude is a bit abrasive, but deep down she is kind, wants the best for everyone and most of all, just wants affection.
My personal definition of waifu is pretty strict, so I wouldn't necessarily call her mai waifu yet. I do however have started to like her a lot recently despite not having watched the source material in a while, so pls no bully.
That's all the info you'll get about her. If you want more, well...go google it.
There just isn't enough details for me to make a meaningful guess.
She is quite competitive, but not very devoted to her chosen career.
She also is a bit disorganized and a famously poor driver.
Above all, she is perfect and beautiful.
Shes perfect, not just her, everything around her as well. It needs to be, it has to be, it can't be anything but perfect.
I say! Have at you!
Welp. Sorry there, good luck on someone actually getting it.
>Having the strength of a massive friendly golem to assist her also helps
This line is the key. Perhaps I should word it differently?
>While riding the shoulders of a massive friendly golem-type does help.
Also, it was an older series. Much older. That doesn't break the rules of OP's post I don't think.
Clair was a good guess though.
If your waifu can't pass this test then she is indeed shallow.
You realize that this criteria was designed for Star Wars characters? Specifically, it's designed to expose characters like Padme and Qui-Gon Jinn for the personalityless cardboard cutouts they are.
This test has standards orientated around the fucking Star Wars prequels.
Even characters Fairy Tail, the manga I bashed in my post, could pass this test. That's how low the bar is set here.
If your waifu can't pass this test then she is poorly written and you should feel bad.
Mai waifu had a really fucked up childhood. Because of this she has had problems interacting with people and constantly wants to be praised for her work.
She is academically intelligent and is fluent in at least two languages, but is lacking in the stategy department. She makes rash decisions and and always wants to show off, even when there is a possibility that she might fail. She prefers to work alone, and isn't too keen on teamwork. Her attitude is a bit abrasive, but deep down she is kind, wants the best for everyone and most of all, just wants affection.
My personal definition of waifu is pretty strict, so I wouldn't necessarily call her mai waifu yet. I do however have started to like her a lot recently despite not having watched the source material in a while, so pls no bully.
Be-rused protag from Master of Martial Hearts?
I'm gonna have to use the meanest insult in my repoitoire! You're... You're an idiot for liking my waifu, you cock dongle!
She has basically no friends other than her main one, she's randomly autistic, and she enjoys running people over with her car
The Godess Tsumugi
Thank you... I guess I overreacted a bit there, huh?
here's my guess in return.
The description sounds like Medaka, but she certainly gets attention fanbase wise.
No, here's some more hints: She often makes strange sounds when expressing herself, she likes cats, she wants to be a teacher.
My fucking nigga
She's ditzy, but it is (mostly) an act. She had a trouble childhood and health problems that eventually left her with a split personality after she witnessed her only friend die. She really likes vitamins, drinks a lot of sour things, and goes through gruesome hair-dying rituals which leave others aghast. Deep down she just wants love and acceptance.
At times she can seem somewhat flighty. She can be very wordy. She can't cook for shit. She has a tendency to push things off onto her sisters. She can be meddlesome. Sometimes she has to be reigned in by her younger sister. She will admit it when she's done wrong though. Her favorite book series is Harry Potter.
She's the oldest among her sisters. She's the glue that holds them all together when shit gets rough.
She REALLY likes books.
Husbando but I wanted to do this regardless.
He's generally kind and cheerful if not a bit childish. Due to his lack of options in life he is a bit bitter about those who did have choices although this bitterness is more directed towards how the society he lives in itself is run rather than those who didn't have all their decisions made for them. While he does not like his job it is better than the alternative.
He's heavily into video games, collects figures and his favourite manga is JJBA. He often slacks off at work but does get his job done when it needs to be. Real food is something he enjoys rather than the processed, automated food that is common in his world. He sucks ass at holding his alcohol and is the type of drunk to exaggerate his life experiences.
Overall he is very loyal to those he considers his friends and is a good person. Even if it meant getting away from the way of living he hates so much he wouldn't turn his back on them. He's a fairly capable fighter, certainly not the strongest in the series but able to fight hand to hand when he is left weaponless.
You are just describing things she does, not her. It's like if I was to say.
This character rides around on a cloud before he learns an ability that makes it so he doesn't need it a wears an orange gi and is an alien monkey from the planet Saiyan.
The point is to describe her personality, what makes her her not feats she has preformed or things she wears.
That is the hole point of the test, to see how shallow your love for your waifu is. It isn't about whether or not you can get someone to guess right, but recognizing how much you actually know about her.
>Implying anime doesn't have the opposite problem with over-the-top personalities and static characteristics that try way to hard to "define" a character.
She's the purest slut ever. And she's tight.
What he's saying is, he didn't guess Sayaka based on your actual description, he guessed it based on how you described it. You were displaying an attitude commonly associated with people who like Sayaka.
no i'll give you a hint though
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD
She appears very serious and business-like to most she meets but she can be fairly snarky with friends and she's actually got a pretty strong childish side hidden deep in her. She holds a great deal of regret over the terrible things she did in the past and feels she has a debt to pay to the world because of it.
She likes to write stories, can have a warped sense of cute and has a quirky sense of cookery.
Fucking shit niggers. A clone, an emotionless dead eyed clone, one of 20000 passed this test. If your waifu can't she a shit.
HOORAY, SHE'S NOT A MOEBLOB
I challenge you to a duel with my waifus katana! Onguard!
She is a very kind and graceful person, who can be somewhat spoiled and jealous sometimes like a child, wanting affection often. She is truly the embodiment of the Japanese woman.
I think I'll give a hint, still within the rules.
She acts responsible and like the class-representative type (that's not actually her job). Her she is hard to get mad but if you insult her too far in front of people she will fight you.
Whoops, wrong image
Yep. Just wish I had formatted that post better, looks like shit.
she's dynamite with a lazerbeam
This really sounds like a Psycho Pass.
Those details would probably give it away if I could remember. But I'm going to guess Kougami.
Is it the Killer Queen? Or Feddy. I can never remember the name.
A whimsical free spirit who enjoys eating, to the point where she considers an adventure to save her homeland to be a midnight gourment trip.
Close, right series.
She's an energetic, tomboyish sort with a naive sense of justice. As such, she easily gets into a fight with someone who puts pragmatism over morals and also put others happiness before her own, leading her into a deep depression which leads her to go insane later on.
She has a love of classical music as well, though it's likely she gained it through her last crush.
Alright then, I'll add some personality to this.
Although she may be quick to anger she also knows when to be cool and take charge. She is also very easily flustered when treated like a girl (like being princess-carried when her leg is injured or falling several feet into mud) and hates showing any side of her that isn't her tough monster exterior. She may be a bit provocative at times but in all is very modest about her looks, especially in the face of adversity to those she considers foe. Her true strength lies in the faith she puts into her allies.
Fuck, I'm tired.
Red Head guy?
You're a lousy shot, i don't like lousy shots
She is a hard worker, despite her physical disadvantage. She likes crossdressing which is hot.
The food part is a giveaway.
We had this exact same thread a couple of days ago.
I remember seein dat porno when it came up in theaters. Dat shiznit was amazing. I loved how tha fuck they had buffalo bob up in it, dat knife was phat yo, but dis n' Silence of tha Lambs sort of typecast his ass fo' tha rest of his game.
She's a complete bitch.
Try being here for years and tell me how many times you see the exact same fucking threads.
She's a terrible frenchman
She's strong and defiant, but that won't stop her from cumming multiple times from orc dicks and begging for orgasmic release.
Valmet? Because you know... Finnish?
I want to sit behind her in class and pinch her, bully her relentlessly until she cries.
she can sing but has low self-esteem and bad at naming things. Also she doesn't hold back at saying things
protip:you can't guess it
I would like to add that I doubt anybody will even know the series she comes from as nobody seems to ever guess correctly who mai waifu is, ever at all.
She is mostly indifferent to those around her, partly due to melancholy and also simple laziness.
She has been known to mock people, mostly in a lighthearted fun sort of way, but occasionally harshly when she is calling someone on their bullshit.
She can be remarkably warm and caring toward those she cares about. She has also shown herself to be quite skilled at a variety of things when she cares enough.
What if Plinkett is mai waifu? How would I write the description?
She doesn't exist.
Kind of late, but Haruko?
No, anon. We must believe. They depend on us for it.
She has a wild side, is into doggie style, can sometimes be a bitch, is known to let loose, and isn't afraid to dog you out.
That's too much of a hint.
But then I can't really remember the personalities in that show beyond the main characters. And Akane doesn't seem to fit.
Since nobody's made a guess yet, i'm going to post more.
She has trouble with impulse control, which often puts her or those around her into unfortunate situations.
Her best friend is much more responsible and tries to help, but often ends up doing the same thing due to her bad influence.
She has a bit of a short fuse, but bounces back pretty quickly if one shows affection.
FT is indeed shit, but Erza is fukken love.
How Can Our Waifu's Be Real If Those Dubs Aren't Real?
It's funny how I wasn't able to guess this but was able to guess this one >>100763572
No, I can't. It'll hurt more if I have hope. It's easier to live an empty life. At least this way I don't have to feel anything.
But what is the point of living if you can't feel joy?
Who cares it's joy at pixels, happiness is happiness.
Sorry, my waifu only cooks for me.
Damn, I probably should have read the thread before posting.It's really well written.
What do I win?
You lucky dog, you. Watch out for those titans. I'm sure you'll be alright
I can't feel joy if I pretended I'd be able to meet her some day anyway. I lack imagination. I can never fool myself. You're right, though, what's the point of living? Goodbye, /a/. I'll see for myself if I really can get to Gensokyo.
Doesn't quite match up with how I would describe Akane but given that Yayoi doesn't match the description at all, I don't remember Shion ever getting mad at someone do to their ideals and Sybil itself is hardly kind or compassionate it has to be her.
My waifu is a solitary girl who is artistically talented. She has a tendency to appear and disappear at random times and doesn't really care about breaking the rules. She enjoys the cold weather, especially the rain. She hates mobile devices, and a lot of other stuff. She dislikes the feeling that someone is controlling her and observing her at all times. She tends to keep a lot of secrets from others.
Liberty, Gold Standard, No Roads
Came from England, probably one of the most autistic characters ever. Pretty dere. There's like no fucking good fanart of her even though she's a pretty common waifu, as far as I know.
She puts on a cold and stoic exterior but truly cares about her friends. She can get very stubborn when she sets her mind on something and refuse to listen to others but later can realize she was wrong for acting the way she did. She's very passionate about her dream and works hard both physically and mentally to achieve it. She gets embarrassed by doing silly things but loves stupid jokes. Ultimately she may seem hard to open up but she is very kind and caring.
Does she pass the test?
Is this your waifu?
Anon, stop. Stop it right now. Certainly. there has been something along your life that has brought you joy, no matter how big or small it might have been. What is it anon?
She's one hell of a little sister.
oh wow nobody answered
Tip 1:Has a weird taste of cute
Tip 2:Like music box
God damn it /a/ dont disappoint me
She's a wild older sister type who loves to drink. She's strong, reckless, and a bit of a hot-head whose temper tends to get her into plenty of fights. Despite her rough exterior she's a very noble and caring person.
Well, good luck trying to find a 3D waifu then.
T-thanks. And I never have to worry about titans. She always looks out for them and takes care of them.
She's really protective.
She's arrogant, psychotic, sadistic, and violent, and I love her. She's good at everything and she doesn't give a fuck. In fact, she's so jaded, that the very idea of other people having fun while doing something, especially something that she doesn't immediately excel at, infuriates her. Her entire motivation is based around ruining a single person's life. About taking their ideal and crushing it before their eyes. To this end she works EXTREMELY hard, and it seems like raw sadism is her only true motivator.
She has a soft spot for her brother though, even though he's incredibly abusive to her, she's always trying to be the perfect little imouto to him, and I think she actually blames herself for his abusive nature.
Heh, I only read the first 2 chapters of it, but it was pretty obvious.
How do you cope with such a wild waifu, anon?
I swear, sometimes I see my waifu in most people's texts.
Sounds like the dumbest character ever conceived by 14-year-old.
This should be easy as fuck.
I thought it was obvious.
But she gives the main character a speech about family. And how family motivates her to be a better person.
Giveaway clue:She's a powerful fighter.
Some edgy bitch.
Mai waifu's official description is "huge-breasted pretty girl".
She's somewhat shy and easily flustered, but extremely loyal and willing to fight to protect her friends. She loves eating terribly cooked food. Early on she doesn't really know how to act feminine but learns how to do so over time.
How do you define noble?
As someone who also has a waifu with abs, I can't help but give you a big thumbs up for your waifu.
But I can't help but wonder what will drive her on once she reaches her goal.
Pic kind of related, my waifu.
No matter how stupid my waifu is made to feel by the cold harsh truth of her mental retardation, when faced with adversity she is incapable of giving up and will fight evil to the end even if it means her death. If she isn't your waifu too then you have failed as a human being.
Anyway, her main feature is her love of cats, who doesn't love her back usually, unfortunately. But it's not just cats, she loves all things cute, but think of herself as not cute (she's wrong, she's very cute oh shit i just described what she looked like). She's a bit of an airhead due to all the love in her heart, but she's not dumb. She's honest and hard-working and just lovely oh my gosh.
I just realized I kinda did describe Misato there.
She's kind, nice, caring, loving, friendly, and good.
I bet she'd be really fucking good in the scouting corps.
Sounds like Sakaki
I'm afraid not.
Clumsy, retarded, and goofy.
FUCK YOU JAR JAR!
"Cute" could be considered a description of her personality
Oh, she would, no doubt.
It would be pretty awesome if there was some kind of crossover in a showoff between our waifus. I always wondered which one will win.
Mine probably has the upper hand on ridiculous strength, but your waifu's technique is flawless, which Mikasa's technique is so and so.
And right you are, probably not that hard to guess.
It could, but then I basically admitted it was also descriptive of her appearance...
>ctrl + f
They had a pretty bad childhood and fell in love at first site. Which lead them to become a cold and calculating solely focused on a single goal. Which of course lead to angst when they couldn't achieve said goal.
Lazy, slacker, mischievous, also a drunkard. Is in fact literally drunk 24/7 and does little more than loaf/mess around all day.
She's cool and rational, but also kind of flirty and fun. In a cast full of characters with problems, she actually has the most mundane issues, but she also is aware of this and feels guilty about it, which makes her a lot more interesting. She's probably one of the more realistic depictions of a Japanese High School Girl to come out of the past few years, and her authenticity makes her more attractive.
Hard working, kinda ditzy and misses what people mean sometimes. Puts up a cheerful face but feels unhappy and lonely inside. Non-jugemental. Always tries to help.Is slowly crushing his soul with the self imposed responsibility of being perfect all the time now that everyone knows he isn't. Takes defeats hard. Possibly has PTSD. Likes his dog. Repeats what he says. Very thankful.
The teacher from Azumanga, I can't remember her name right now.
but she has a terrible immune system, she has a cold like every other episode
Please one of the five anons who remembers the name of the characters in this show guess so I can go to sleep before the thread dies.
Nuifag pls go
Let's try this again.
She enjoys Sharks.
The picture is a pro tip.
If that's not the series you're talking about, I've got no idea.
Describe em? Okay.
He's an islander surf nut..that narrows it down a bit. He's also overly optimistic and cheerful to the point of being kind of naive, being the kind who acts before thinking. He's a dweeb but has a good heart, I love em.
Michelle Cheung I suppose. I hope you can go to sleep anon.
Excellent taste, although he would have been near impossible to guess if you hadn't posted a picture simply because I would never have been thinking of someone from his series in the first place.
Catchpa: teaching TShang
>More than an hour later
>Still no reply
Man, my waifu is more transparent in this waifu thread than in the regular ones.
Does that mean I get to keep my waifu?
Literally diving into my bed
It's a bit bland description, no? It could be anyone who's at least slightly genki.
She wields the power of lightning and is a great cook.
Also kind and caring despite coming across as a thug.
Thanks! and what the waifubros said is right. Felt like a tug on the heart. Damn loveable surferdork....
Damn, hould have made it harder.
Very well, I'll try to give it another shot.
Though she is considered childish, she still embodies the strength of which many, if not most, women wish to have. In fact, one of the main character's love interest admires her for it.
My waifu is loyal to her man to a fault, even moving the conflict and drama in her anime with such a bold move.
She likes flower arrangement, cooking, and just doing sweet things with her man, like holding hands while they walk, and stuff.
She is also quite naive and is quite the crybaby at times.
She is a genius in every sense, but she hates being treated like she can do everything. On the other hand, she will gladly call herself a genius and is very reliable in a crisis. She also has a bit of mischievous side and tends to get on people's nerves a lot.
She considers herself replaceable
My nigga, you have excellent taste. He was definately one of the best boys on that show by far.
What...normally nobody in these threads recognizes Tsunami. Now two people have...is it a full moon or something?
Mai from Nichijou.
She's easy-going, polite, and always has a smile on her face. Plus, she speaks in the cutest Kyoto-ben dialect.
I doubt anyone would get this, though.
yuki, or maybe hellokitty
Because it's a pretty vague description.
She's domineering but kind and not prone to anger and very frank. She spends most of her time lazing about but can grasp control of most situations using stealth and intimidation. She's had some hard times in her past but doesn't let that keep her down.
And she's way into tying people up
Maybe, it's just that only like three people on /a/ are fans of Inazuma Eleven and they all happened to be present in this thread. I rarely ever see it getting discussed on /a/.
I don't come into waifu/husbando threads all that often, I saw you post in the last husbando thread but didn't mention anything because you said you were going somewhere. I feel almost creepy remembering that.
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Her mind is creative and simply imaginative.
Also, she is totally okay with incest.
She's pretty obscure though so I doubt anybody will get it.
sad, it's a damn good series. no idea why it isn't better liked, other than completely passing over the USA.
Kids show, slow subs, a bit too crazy for some, people are put off by the hair styles, stigma because it's very well liked by nip fujoshi etc. I can understand why it has a small fanbase.
There's definitely more than three of us, maybe four or five, assuming that you both don't post in the trap threads and the people in there actually watch the show.
Point. When ryuu rogue went screwy the show died for a few months
kirino wat r u doin
It's kind of funny because I would think that /a/ would love the soap opera level drama it tends to seep.
or the constant competition so see who can either have the craziest hair or the girliest guy....
Her wit, her deadpan, and her musical skills will bring you in to start appreciating her.
But her truly loving nature and general friendliness will seal the deal.
All he does is use the same tricks he attacks people for.
(except for 3 of hie star trek reviews, which are also by far the best)
Queen of Vagina Bones.
She's a delinquent with a short temper who's pretty blunt, lives in hotels and is always eating. She also has a strong set of values she adopted to survive.
she's an egoistic borderline alcoholic with a kind side and a strong, albeit unusual, moral code
she doesn't like to meddle in other peoples business and tries to avoid it where she can, but if she takes a stand she sees it through to the end
can't stand kids and is somewhat emotionally hurt from a past romance
also constantly broke and has no concept of other people's property
he has an amazing penis
A confident and somewhat charismatic girl who's curiosity runs her life. Rather impulsive in spite of her self-control when it comes to finding answers. Ultimately immature as she never had the chance to grow up properly.
I'm not your waifu, anon.
Pitchaa bibitteru hey hey hey
She is often passively pessimistic and wary of the world she finds herself. History has made her outlook on the future dim, all while trying to see who she can really trust in her life.
sounds like that bitch from toradora
if you can't guess the reference then I can't help you
Insane but charming homicidal bitch.
I'd say Yuno if it wasn't for 'charming'
They're a very unlucky person, she always loses but sometimes she does it on purpose because she likes the other character.
she can never shower or bathe.
Definitely not her.
A person with 2 interacting personalities bend on conquering the world, one personality is overconfident and a tad dumb with the other personality being smart and graceful.
Alright, last shot.
She's named after a color and she hardly wears western clothes.
A woman conflicted in both her duty, womanhood, and her desires.
Not knowing her allies care about her despite her lineage, her fate on the battlefield is tragic.
The irony being she is only a small loss for the very person who she wants to love.
wahaha and kombi
thats easy, she is the flagship of my heart.
/a/, what do? I just met a qt 3.14 in the Metro right now. Yeah, a 3DPD one.
We spent the whole 37 minutes of the trip talking. She gave me her FaceBook.
I'm a sack of nerves right now.
An airheaded happy-go-lucky girl, young, and has comically terrible luck. She doesn't mind it, though, and finds it fun.
you're always so tsun
I'd love that she was a femanon, but probably isn't. how to her into anime? Chihayafuru too Japanese.
Shit i just met her
Kongou of course.
Just calm the fuck down. What does she like, and does her personality go cool with you. Find out both of these things. Like, right now. Everything else is for after.
Sage for not anime. Also go get love advice somewhere else.
Excellent taste anon.
>go get love advice somewhere else.
No anon, you are the cancer.
A relaxed, laid-back kind of girl. She's a genius at everything, though it doesn't show seeing as she's almost never serious. She's very perceptive of other people, as well.
Even if nobody recognized you, I always will, with all my heart.
I haven't watched gatchaman, but from what I've seen Hajime looks pretty hyper active.
A hint: she likes to stay hydrated.
A person whose ambitious but honest. She wants to achieve things, but most importantly she wants to achieve them the right way. She is proud and emotional, crying when she loses but refusing to give up so easily. She cares for her friends but also sees them as rivals to compete against, to grow with. She is a sportsman in the truest sense of the word and you'll never have heard of her unless you watch her series religiously.
My waifu is a knight for Musashi, the 5th Special Agent with a strong sense of justice that I just can't resist. She wears the standard clothing for people in Horizon.. Whatever you'd like to call it.
But now you described both what she wears and what her profession is.
A very loyal, devoted yandere that really won't let anyone else have her guy
She's a strong, positive, independent girl. She grew up living on the streets and is a complete hardass because of it, but she isn't a bitch at all. She can be hot-headed sometimes. She's nurturing and willing to help others, but she's not a pushover.
Her only family is the retired cop and illegal sexbot engineer she works with. She had a psychotic half sister, but she killed her long before she knew they were sisters not long after accidentally poisoning their father to death.
Also by "family" I don't mean in the literal blood relative sense. I forgot to add quotation marks.
She's just close to them like family and not much is really known about her real family other than the dead father and half sister.
Shes a complete coward and never puts the initiative, I'm talking way worse than shinji here, she'd never run away if a steam roller slowly hurdled towards her at 5 mph, she'd probably lie down and let it crush her head first that way she'd not have to feel the pain of her body being slowly crushed. Might be because her mom is working all the time and no one looks after her at home, sad really. She gets joy from going to school and being with others in some shit club she didn't want to join but was put in forcibly because everyone in her class voted her in because they all probably hate her.
Overprotective, baseball bat but not for hitting balls (well, baseballs), good friend, cat owner
She is known to be an insane, edgy bitchy cunt to many but I think she's the most adorable and the most beautiful. I don't think people would have a problem with her except for her personality. She loves animals but she can be quite misanthropic to the point of being homicidal. Although the misanthropy of hers can be up to debate as she is generally nice provided if you are not in the way of her objectives or opposed to her moral and ethical standards. She has some sense of personal honor and values that keeps her from doing truly heinous things and at least keeps her focused and disciplined for attaining her objectives. She would be happy to side with anyone temporarily if doing so has some progress in attaining her objectives. She appreciates honesty and tells the truth, though she can withhold information. There is some hope that her personality can change for the better in the long run.
You are indeed correct, it's primarily her sense of justice and loyalty that attract me to her though, I'm just terrible at describing things..
She is retarded
My waifu is a socially-awkward otaku with a nasty character which most people dislike about her (example her brother) and an obsession for otome games and becoming popular, which she tries very unsuccessfully. Apart from her "strange" alignment, she is not a bad person and can be quite enjoyable if taken the right way.
Maybe I made it too obvious who she is but whatever.
BAM! Right in your face, Plinkett!
captcha Gentiles gishota, oh lordie
She has a warm feeling about her, and gives off an innocent vibe. But deep down she is actually very dark and disturbed. Also when she kills someones father she talks JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS
She is at first very curious and rebellious, before later conforming to the rules set by her society. Even though she is strong, she never looks down on those weaker than her. She is able to get back up no matter what her psyche has to face, and manages to keep her head cool even when the world seems to come to an end around her. She is probably bisexual.
that is really lewd
That lady from that time travel hijinks anime about stones and gates or something.
"REMEMBER ME EDDIE???" but it was his brother. Still, spot on.
But Plinkett IS my waifu.
She's a tease and has some sociopathic tendencies, but still seems to have a soft spot for animals.
Hotheaded,Psychol, but absolutely adorable at the same time.
She's a very intellectual girl who murdered her father because he broke his own rules.
She can get a bit crazy at times, and has a tendency of making friends with psycho bitches and their masters.
Though sometimes seen with a neutral expression on her face, she's frequently cheerful and upbeat, despite some signs that would imply hardships and difficulties earlier in her life (which perhaps can be determined to be the source for her morbid sense of humor). Despite what you might think at first glance, she's very capable at what she does. She' strong, and brave, as she's not afraid of taking risks or getting into danger.
But she also has dependencies, weaknesses, and obvious unresolved issues, and despite her great strength and ability, she's not invulnerable and infallible.
Shes a girl who puts her all into everything she does and reaches for the stars, unfortunantly her enthusams tends to cause collateral damage.
She admires those who have reached the top and seeks to join them there.
Nobody can still guess who my waifu is.
She's generally quite cheerful, and even if she's not okay, she tries her best to still seem happy. Her hobby is saving people, and she has taken a few lessons from Nanoha (though she isn't in the same show).
She's reclusive to the point that she's become an urban legend. Smokes constantly, even when ill, (although the actual smoke isn't shown in the anime for some reason) and knows at least six or seven languages fluently. Has a photographic memory and reads constantly. Very easily bored and, despite her prickly exterior, is quite sensitive.
She spend a fucklong time doing her job without even considering having the slightest life outside it until the MC knocked her off the rails by crippling her. She was kinda pissed, but later intrigued.
She enjoys trying new (read: any) things. You could take her into any building in a city and she'll probably find something there that delights her.
This all sort of disappears when a fight's on the horizon, because that's the one thing she actually has experience with.
She's very concerned about her innate destructive urges, when will eventually overpower her, guaranteed.
Way too general