The other Kaiji thread is too gay. Time to MAN UP. Discuss manly things in Kaiji: he doesn't doesn't use conditioner on his hair because he doesn't care about split ends.
He's too manly to clean up his kitchen.
He's too manly to pay off his debt.
He's too manly to maintain a steady income.
He's too manly to cook edible food and resort to snacks and takeout.
kaiji may be a bum but he's not a fucking slob.
of course he uses conditioner.
otherwise his hair would have snapped off when the manager pulled on it.
He doesn't need conditioner. His hair is fortified with pure manliness, so it'll never break.
He makes friends with EVERYONE... oh wait, thats not manly.
He's too manly to find a job, so instead he takes gambling as a profession.
Kaiji is going to challenge the chairman to a crying contest.
He's too manly to afford a car, so he vandalizes people's luxury cars for shenanigans.
he's too manly to go find a girlfriend when a girl comes to him.
so THATS why they will need the tissues.
also, Kaiji is too manly to buy new shoes
lol I gotta get me one of those
Kaiji and the Chairman need to play some Mahjong.
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
And then Akagi bursts through the skylight and slams a 1 pin down on the table, screaming, "NANTOKANAREEEE~" and causing an explosion which levels the entire hotel complex.
he's too manly to not shed manly tears every 5 minutes.
Did I ever tell you about the time Kaiji took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Kaiji takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Kaiji yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
> LEAN MEAN FOREHEAD GRILLING MACHINE
If you drop a phonograph needle on Kaiji's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
hmmmm. sounds awesome but i don't see that being Akagi's style (explosions).
Kaiji is too manly to have health insurance so he attaches his ear with a sewing kit.
Is this Chink attempting humour?
Kaiji's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
>Kaiji yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
Kaiji is so manly that when he cried, he made Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris cry with him.
>Where did your long hair go
>Where is the guy I used to know
>How could you lose that happy glow
>Oh, Kaiji no
>Break my heart
>I want to go and cry
>Its so sad to watch a sweet thing die
>Oh, Kaiji why
Kaiji drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Vin Diesel is gay, and Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Kaiji is so manly, he'd sink the Titanic with his Manly GAR Tears, then swim to the bottom of the ocean to get Rose's pendant and sell it to the highest bidder.
Pic not related.
lol, i didn't know he joined Calypto's tournament.
But imagine if he did! His tears cure cancer!
/b/ is over there ------>