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Have you already introduced your Waifu to your parents?
How did they react?
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I don't know, but they at least don't seem to hate her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPC8W769HY
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Hey mom, this is my girlfriend. She has no social skills and smells like grandma!
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>>100752265
i lol'd
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>>100750725
My mom knows her, doesn't know the name or personality

its going to be fun when she gets fully revealed
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Jokes on you guys, I haven't even talked to my parents in 3 months.
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>>100753343
I redirected
>>>/b/
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>>100753552
How dare you!
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Have a daki in my bed at my Mom's house, she doesn't really care.
Not a gigantic faggot who tries to hide their powerlevel at all costs and literally shits their pants at the mere thought of being revealed.
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I would introduce Tomoko to my parents.
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>>100757725
I would too. At least my waifu is a little better at communicating. "a little".
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>>100753422
>tfw every girl you've ever been attracted to was a psychopath
>including 2D
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I have not, but I fear they would react poorly
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My mom really likes Yoko. She says she understands why I like her so much as well.
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>>100750725

>anime is my secret hobby
>blasting Yuru Yuri out of my speakers in the morning while watching the season 2 finale again
>finish episode, turn it off
>literally 5 seconds later door swings open, younger sister and her friend come in, sleeping over and I forgot
>hey anon what was that sound
>j-j-just a new g-game trailer on Steam

Is your anime a secret hobby as well?
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>>100762872

And this is why my anime is a secret.
Although my parents actually never wanted me to interact with people my own age in a social environment, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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>>100762826
Did you give them the D
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>>100762966

Fraid not G sorry
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"is she from pokemon? this show reminds me of pokemon"
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>>100762872

>anime is more fulfilling than real life
>2D/3D bullshit

>my mother went all quiet and sad, my dad was something in between disgusted and disappointed

When did he ever think telling them that shit was a good idea?
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>>100762996
You are a failure as a brother
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>>100762872
That's unfortunate, my parents said my waifu looks pretty and my imouto said she was beautiful.
Not that I ever plan to tell them about her but they know.
When you have a daki, her entire manga, vn and a few figurines as well as all her pictures on your ipod, they tend to connect the dots fast.

Hell my father recently tried to have an affair and his bullshit excuse was ''the emails might have belonged to our son''. You can tell how fast that ship sank.
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>>100763083

But anon that's incest where I'm from
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>>100762826
No, ppl know I watch anime.

I don't think they know I spend about 4-5 hours/day watching it tho (granted I have something to watch) and on weekends I can easily marathon 24 episode shows if I find em interesting.
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>>100763210
How else are you going to make sure your imouto's first is someone she loves?
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>>100763111
>mfw I realized that could be the perfect alibi of a serial rapist
>oh no not anon, he loves his chinese cartoon girls too much to go out and night or even rape someone
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>>100762872
>>100763111
>waifufags confirmed for delusional psychopaths
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>>100763268

>someone she loves

Do you have an "imouto" brother?
We can't stand each other.
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>talking about giving 3DPD the dick
>ppl
>tho
>em
This thread is bad
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Not your blog.
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Why would I tell them?
What could I ever possibly gain from it anyway?
There's no way they could understand either
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>>100763340
She has to love you, even if she hates you. That's how family works anon.
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>>100763111
>When you have a daki, her entire manga, vn and a few figurines as well as all her pictures on your ipod, they tend to connect the dots fast

No shit.
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>>100762826
>parents love old anime
>really old 70s-80s anime
>used to watch it as kids with them
>4 different french anime titles are actually icons from where I'm from
>hey anon, do you like that chinese looking girl?
Fucking hypocrites.

>>100763282
You're sort of fucked if you're into mind break like me. My dad even knows about my cp collection and said he wouldn't take any responsibility if I get caught.
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If I could get away with it I would hang pic related on my wall, I've got a version that's like 6000x4000.

>>100763403
You have much to learn about the ways of "imouto" dude.
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>>100763340
+1

my imouto and I hates each others guts and her first boyfriend is from Bulgaria (not even white, but not as bad as nigger).

Have I failed as her onii-chan?
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>>100763480
>Having a 3DPD CP collection.
I hope you burn anon.
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>>100763545

Nah mate you've not.
Just be the rock,
Just be there for her if she needs you when it all comes crashing down.
Aside from that she must learn to fight life on her own.
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>>100763562
To be honest, it's boring as shit compared to doujins. I'm just a lazy fuck because I lost my collection four times due to some fucking computer wipes that keep happening for some fucking reason or another.
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>>100751016
Why?
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>>100750725
No, they don't need to know about her. They just know I like anime and manga.

>>100763480
>My dad even knows about my cp collection
Wow, talk about a close family. I would never say anything about the web cam videos. I've pain staking found of cute lolis.
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No. She's probably seen her on my PC a few times and will soon see her figure on my desk, but I see no reason to explicitly say "yeah that's my girlfriend ma", and she sure as fuck won't jump to that conclusion on her own.
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>>100762872
>>100763111
this is sad
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>>100763736
Well when your father happens to say ''maybe you should delete *those* videos'', you know he knows. I also swear he knows how to get in my computer and knows where the videos are. Bet he probably faps to them or something, who knows. I don't want to find out.

>>100763966
They don't care, I'm happy and to them, that's all that matters.
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>>100763966
Welcome to /a/
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>>100764124
>Well when your father happens to say ''maybe you should delete *those* videos'', you know he knows. I also swear he knows how to get in my computer and knows where the videos are. Bet he probably faps to them or something, who knows. I don't want to find out.
I own my own laptop so, there is NOOO way my folks would ever know about it.

Sides I set up my Dads browser so he'd surf all the safe non-virus filled porn websites. My mom doesn't do porn.

When I did share a communal desktop computer when I was younger. I simply just set my Hentai folder to hidden and that was all I needed to hide my shit. My folks were never computer inclined.
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>>100763480
>cp collection
Fucking pedo.
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>actually have a Asuka body pillow
>introduced it to my parents in the Summer of 2012
>even took photos of it in public with me one time

My girlfriend hates it though, no matter how much I tell her she reminds me of Asuka~
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>>100764435
Wanna prize captain obvious.
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>>100764435
>you find your father's cp collection
>you realize he is a pedophile
>you confront him and ask him why he didn't fuck you when you were kid
>he tells you that you weren't pretty enough
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>>100764503
>My girlfriend hates it though, no matter how much I tell her she reminds me of Asuka~
HAHAHA, oh wow.
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>>100764503
This really screams of having a "waifu" just to fit in.
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>>100764435
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.gif
The funny thing is that I'm not really a pedo. I'm not really interested in kids. I just thought faping to cp might spice things up but it's rather boring.
And I'm too lazy to actually delete it that I've never bothered to do it. I've got about 70GB of cp and I really don't want to search for it again if I happen to want to fap to it.
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>>100764503
>My girlfriend hates it though

Is your girlfriend a faggot who likes dolls or something?
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>>100764713
Doh ho. Nice.
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>>100764503
>waifu
>3D girlfriend
You are an idiot.
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>>100764615
>. I've got about 70GB of cp and I really don't want to search for it again if I happen to want to fap to it.
Gee you sound like me. I search it out since its always an adventure. What I find interesting which is veeeerrrry specific I keep.
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>>100764578
All that missed opportunity.
You could have lived the life anon.
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>>100764615
Why would you ever download 70 gigs of something you don't like?
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>>100764841
Just cause.
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>>100764606
>>100764607

What's wrong with having a waifu and a lady on the side?
I've loved Asuka since I first watched Evangelion in 2003. Never came across a girl who's replaced her, though the current Mrs. might be a good 3D alternative.
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>>100765045
It means you have commitment issues. Just choose which one is the bottom bitch.
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>>100764841
I was interested and curious.
The hard part is to try and find cp of 10-11 to 12-14 when they're a shitton of 6-10yo that it's ridiculous.
And the quality of the videos really range from fucking cams to shitty videos to studio quality that you really don't know what to expect at times.

I'm more interested in probably finding someone, kidnapping them and raping them like in my doujins. But the money it would cost to make my own bunker is too expensive so I gave up. I already made the plans years beforehand but it just gathering dust. Kinda sucks though.
Could be the next buzz for me to do if I ever get more money.
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>>100765045
>3D Alternative
>Alternative
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>>100765111
>I'm more interested in probably finding someone, kidnapping them and raping them like in my doujins
If you can find the right sites you can easily find them but, to down load them you have to pay.
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No because my mom keeps bugging me to get a girlfriend even though they know i'm one shy motherfucker.
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My mom asked me what the fuck I was talking about. Then I explained what a waifu is to her.

She asked me if I was gay, and when I told her no, she said she was okay with it.
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>>100750725

My mom found out about Nano when she noticed the figure of her on top of my dresser one time when she was visiting the apartment.

It was basically the only thing in my room that was /a/ related so it definitely stood out. She asked about it and me being an normalfag made the excuse that I got it in one of those coin operated mystery egg machines.

Then there was a beat of silence when my mom made the observation that she was cute.
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>>100765416

Close call Nigga.
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>>100765111
Really though, what are the channels for getting that kind of stuff, it's usually only softcore shit floating around the tor sites but it's not like it's something you can just google to find either
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>>100765239
>roleplay
Not the same.

I want to do what the ToyBox Killer did but in a more permanent doujin mind break fashion.
As an experiment of sorts.
It has to involve stalking, kidnapping using a tazer or brute force and then three weeks of intense psychological destruction to achieve complete mind break status.

The real fucking issue is more my guilt that's holding me back. Once I finish fapping, I just reach enlightment and whatever I fap to just vanishes into the ''not giving a fuck'' category.
The worst is when I finish faping to cp and you just get this terrible grudge that watching cp is terrible and all that. It's really what is probably stopping me from even doing anything remotely illegal or harmful.

I dunno, it's really simple but I just can't bring myself to do anything.
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>>100765416
>>100765453

She was confused about the crow, though.
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>>100765416
>Close call

She knows anon, I have foreseen it.
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>>100765416
Did she say "she's cute" or that it's cute or something similar?
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>>100765416
I have a little Asuka keychain that someone got me as a gag gift, and I was driving my mom somewhere and she asked me if that was my girlfriend on my keychain.

I told her that yeah, maybe me and her can go with my mom and Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice on a double date, because my mom always used to talk about how he was her favorite fictional character.

We had a decent laugh, and it was never brought up again.
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>>100765509
Just kill yourself.
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>>100765591

>getting mad at internet psychopaths
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>>100765498
The best bet is to get someone who has an entire collection, there was a place with a guy who had a full couple of terabits and would give you his entire collection for some bitcoins or something. Not sure where to find him though. I heard he was on some of the cp boards but I can't remember what happened to him. The FBI got hot on people on TOR for their cp in 2011 (?) so maybe something happened to him

Some other places I've heard to get the best cp was to fly to germany and talk to a few guys (if you know the connections) who have entire servers full of all the cp in existence. Apparently their servers can't be stopped or some shit, forgot the reason, but their servers are apparently the safest place to get cp. Russia is also big on the cp apparently but I don't know enough russian to go ask them about it. They'd probably have the biggest collection.
There's also the brazilians to make a lot of their own shit and the spanish.
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>>100765589
Her husbando a shit.
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>>100765416
im so pissed i cant find the yuuko fig anymore. goddamn
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>>100762872
Completely unrelated, but does anyone have that laughing gif that anon used? It's from nichibros.
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>>100765633
that's not a psychopath
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>CP

Well that isn't a surprise... you guys got problems
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>>100765557
More specifically "It's cute"

I wonder how I would've reacted if she had said "she's cute"
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>>100765749
It's in the thread, check >>100764763
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>>100765778
I was going to say if she had said she's cute then she'd be onto you but it seems like she was just trying to make conversation
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>>100765766
>people with waifu
>not already having problems
Reminds me of that story of a child rapist who got beaten the shit out of in a prison full of psychopaths who were there for life because a lot of them commited murder or other high crimes. The reason for it was that ''you don't touch children''. Even in a place where morals are fucked, twisted and not mostly given a shit, where people casual talk about their weird fetishes, their waifu, wanting to fuck X and simply not caring about social norms, you still have those weird fucks whom not even the outcast want to accept.
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>>100765748

Oddly enough there's two versions of them in similar poses, but the "rare one" is where they have their fingers pointed up. I'm sure ebay has something.
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>>100765944
A-anon can I have a waifu and a girlfriend?
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>>100766119
No.
There's watching cp and then there's having a gf and a waifu.

Some shit will never be accepted.
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>>100766158
I don't get why someone cannot have a gf and a waifu
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>>100766217
It's called polygamy
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>>100765944

>"Hey prisoner-kun"
>"what"
>"I once tortured then killed four innocent women!"
>"that's really cool, i once murdered an entire family for money, i din't even spare the dog."
>"Hey you standing over there, what did you do?"
>"I-i touched a little girl"
>"SICK MOTHERFUCKER, LETS BEAT THIS GUY"

I will never understand prison logic.
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>>100766243
I though it was love I mean I will love them equally
and polygamy is good
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>>100766243
Polygamy is fine as long as your gf and waifu are fine with it.
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>>100765944
>be a pedo
>have found children attractive since I myself were a child
>EVERYONE wants me dead for it

This world isn't meant for me.
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>>100766217
I'm married and I LOVE Satsuki from KlK
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>>100766398
I calling the FBI man
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>>100766429
>An anon married

I don't know if you are trolling or this is some kind of miracle
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>>100759672
This feel is my feel too
only 3d girl I dated was a bipolar skitzophrenic
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>>100766398
You know, as a guy with a waifu and a few other bad circumstances to deal with I've always felt bad for those with worse fortunes than mine like bronies and furries but I feel especially bad for those who just like little girls because a century or two ago no one gave too much of a fuck, so long as they were at least budding breasts but nowadays you get called a pedophile for saying a girl who is 17 years and 364 days old is attractive. Of course it's different for lolicons but I still feel for them, they certainly deserve some shit, but not as much as they get
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>>100762826
My close friends know I watch anime but my family doesn't. No real reason to reveal that to them.

Your story reminds me of when I lived in a house with 4 other guys last year. Me and 3 of the other guys were pretty good friends and I shared a room with one of them but he was the most normal out of all of us and only liked sports and sitcoms and I never talked to him because we had nothign in common. We were both in our room, I'm doing homework and listening to shit on Youtube when my headphones come unplugged and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg comes blaring out from my laptop. All I could do is pretend like it happened randomly and I had no idea what it was.
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>>100766370
>waifu being fine with being shared
Who you kidding?
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>>100766805
Well at least your mom didn't caught you fapping
to monster girls
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>>100766939
Man the thought of somebody finding my monstergirl collection keeps awake at night sometimes
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>>100766979
Well there is a program called
Private Folder I think it can help
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>Live on my own
>Always pay bills on time
>Cook my own meals
>Work full time helping fucked up kids
>Parents always say how proud they are
>Have a waifu
>Live like a hikki on my days off
>Fap to loli, futa, traps, etc.

My parents will never know that side of me.

Sage for blogging.
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Anyone have their mom come out to them about her husbando?

But anyways, I don't think I would ever feel comfortable enough to have my mom know about my waifu. She would probably just try and explain to me how unhealthy it is everytime we talk after that and try to change me for the rest of her life
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>>100766979
I'd rather be caught with that than loli, honestly.
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All aboard the feel train
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>>100767306
So what happens if we get caught with monstergirl loli?
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>>100766119

I just don't get why the people who have gf's need a waifu and I find this horribly wrong.

Waifus should be a privilege of permavirgin neckbeards like me.
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>>100762872
reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
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>>100767367
Shit I dunno.
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>>100767409
Belive me no girl is as perfect as a waifu
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>>100767409
stfu
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>Driving to store with dad.
>He brings up Fry's Electronics since he knows I play video games, and I'm interested in technology.
>Just chit chat to pass the time.
>Brings up that Fry's use to sell anime back in the door.
>I just let out a low "mmm"
>Goes silent for awhile after that.

Do you think he knows my secret?
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>>100751016
Oh god my sides.
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>>100767834
Why not axe him or more importantly ask when he said that why he did so
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>>100766367
The murderers and non-sexual criminals despise the rapists, and the rapists despise the pedophiles.
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>>100767514
If you'd believed that you'd have already ditched your girlfriend, chucklefuck.
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>>100766398
You were born messed up and wrong anon. Just like trannies. Sorry.
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Niggermod from /co/ is on it again



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