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I'm back with timestamps. I'm in the store right now so if anyone has questions I can answer more efficiently.

Pic related
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>>100749927

any by the artist Mochi
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wat
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>>100749968
Ghosts can't draw silly.

>>100749996
For those of you who weren't in the thread yesterday, I'm a salesman in charge of selling 12 tons of yaoi.
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>>100750066

Rin
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>>100750066
>12 tons of yaoi.
How much did it cost?
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Anything by Est Em?

How were you thinking about selling all this?
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>>100750066

inventory list?
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>>100750164
This
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How much fujoshit buy your stuff?
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>>100750066
>I'm a salesman in charge of selling 12 tons of yaoi.

Jesus fuck I'm drowning in a sea of cocks, please let me out.
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>>100749927
Which is the Madoka of Yaoi? I really don't have idea.
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>>100750066
have you tried viraling >>>/y/ >>>/cgl/ or >>>/s4s/?

or should I report for advertising outside of poolberg's ad system?
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>>100750225
None, why else would they have so much cock
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>>100750314
so intimidating
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>>100750117
Tbh I have no idea. The owner wouldn't tell me but I would assume at least $10,000.

>>100750132
No, sorry.
Through Paypal for payments and mailing the books. Free shipping on all orders.

>>100750164
File size is too big. Breaking into parts.
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>>100750314
>I'll tell daddy!
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>>100750314
I did try on /y/ but got like 2 replies.
Report if you want man. I'm trying to revive this dying market and help anons out since I randomly got put in charge of this.
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>>100750419

try harder
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>>100750652
There we go. Thanks man haha
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Are you selling them for retail?
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>>100750652
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It smells like dicks here.
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How did you even end up with this?
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>>100750781
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>>100750807
Get your head out of your crotch
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>>100750819
Sometimes a guy just ends up with a sea of gay cartoon porn. It happens.
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>>100750836
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>>100750753
Not specifically. I just need to get them out of here and I know anons like yaoi so I figured I should try here. None of it is full price. Once you pay, they're yours and you can do whatever with them. It matters not if you're a vendor, regular person, or some big retail store.

>>100750807
It smells even stronger in the storage rooms.

>>100750819
I know the owner of my local anime store personally and was helping him out one day. I noticed the fuckton of yaoi and offered to help get rid of it all. So here I am, selling 12 tons of dicks.
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>>100750652
OK, so how exactly am I supposed to buy from you and is this being sold for cheap because you have a mass that you need to be rid of?
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>>100750836
>Edu-Manga: Anne Frank

i'm dying please send help
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>>100750652
If you haven't read ANAL ~All Nippon Air Line~ you don't know SHIT about manga.
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>>100750891
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>>100750894
>I noticed the fuckton of yaoi and offered to help get rid of it all.
How does this not sound weird?
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You won't have much luck, since women don't spend money on things. I love how the industry is under the false impression that they'll pay just as much as men do.
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>>100751011
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>>100750902
We can talk through email. The payment will be taken through Paypal and I'll mail it out to you. Yeah, I just need to get rid of it so I'm doing discounts. Even bigger ones for anons.

>>100750919
Dude, he has some random ass manga. Idek who would want them.

>>100750969
It's apparently around 80% of the yaoi market just sitting in storage in San Antonio. Why would I want all those dicks in my city?

>>100751008
>implying it's not fags I'm targeting
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>this thread
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>>100751058
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>>100751008
you sir, is underestimating the power of fujoshi and fudanshi
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>>100751131
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>>100751131
>all t his gay shit
>Speed Racer
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>>100751066
>in San Antonio
Where are you or what's your store name? Can I drop by and peruse your 12 tons of dicks?
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>>100751188
Thanks for uploading them for me btw man. I really appreciate it.
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>>100751199
>implying that mysterious guy wasn't homo as fuck
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>>100751008
>since women don't spend money on things
What the fuck are you talking about? Women are bigger spenders than men. There is a reason why advertising is targeted more towards them.
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>>100751188

END
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What are your prices? Is it all English translation? If I wanted a complete series will you sell? Are you selling by weight, Or you selling only in bulk?
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>>100751066
Email please? I see four titles I'm interested in.
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>>100750930
I'm fucking dying over here.
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>>100751066

Alright, well give me an email to work with and I'd be happy to discuss prices.
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What store orders 12 tons of yaoi?
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>>100751239
>>100751149
On things that directly benefit them, yes. But they have no intention of helping the industry.
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>>100751218
Ooples. If you wish. I'm in the store right now.

>>100751270
The prices vary but I'll just make them around $6-7. I will sell you anything on the list. I'm selling per book. Shipping is free. Take a single book or 100, as many as you want.

>>100751275
>>100751302
Ryuzenshu@gmail.com

>>100751306
An anime store.
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>>100751188
>Vampire Hunter D: DDSode Red Slash T-Shirt - Sz LG
Pics
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Do you know how many you have of each volume?
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>>100751306
>Not buying your fetishes in bulk

I have 6 tons of pantyhose accumulated over the years and it isn't even my favorite one.
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>>100751376
>helping the industry
Haha what.

>>100751388
>Ooples
>1.7mi from my apartment
Oh god. I'll drop by surreptitiously one day soon.
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>>100751388
I'll help ya out anon. Recommend me some yaoi
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I actually saw something I wanted but I'm too embarrassed to send an email.
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>>100751534
>actually having shame
>2014
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I missed the first thread, but... I want to try some yaoi
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>>100751441
Lmao I didn't even know that was on the list. Give me a few minutes and I'll go ask the owner where it is and ready a timestamp.

>>100751487
Generally at least 100 of each book.

>>100751497
Do it now lol. I'll buy you a soda.

>>100751500
Finder is pretty damn good and I loved Meeting You.

>>100751534
We can do it anonymously haha.

>>100751580
You're in the right thread then.

BRB guys, getting more pics.
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>>100750586
>dying market
It's not dying, the western publishers buys licenses, attacks scan groups until they go into hiding and become cunts, and then throws their localized books on shelves(at cons to, the best place to find faggots to buy this shit) and make money.
Then sometimes you guys have the audacity to charge for virtual copies.
I will admit that the physical copies shouldn't be free but not much money is being made to the actual mangaka when you pay a fixed price to them.

Also holy fuck, don't you have anything good?
I only see a few good ones from this sea of shit and unheard stuff.
>Majority from June
Oh that's why.
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>>100751534
>too embarassed to send an email
it's an email for gods sake
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>>100751606
I'll grab you some dinner on the way if you haven't eaten yet. You like Datapoint?
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>>100751607
No man, it's dying. I have access to 80% of all yaoi outside of JP lol. 20% is controlled by Diamond Comic Distributions.

>>100751607
That's why I'm not sure why the owner bought it all.

NOW BRB
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>>100751606
>100
Good, I don't want to have to fight other anon for porn. Does anyone have recs?
Personally I like the Antique Bakery series and Samejima to Sasahara-kun, they're good starters.
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>>100751606
>>100751714

Just fuck already.
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>>100751714
>>100751606
just fuck already
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>>100751749
>>100751773
They're going to eat dinner together surrounded by boxes of gay manga, I think that's close enough.
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>>100751749
>>100751773
Considering the nature of the situation, I wouldn't doubt it.
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>>100751749
>>100751773
fuckmind
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>>100751714
Sure lol. I'm not a picky eater.

>>100751749
I-It's not like I want to!

>>100751747
If you plan on reselling I can give you better bulk rates.

>>100751441
Got the pic off google due to lack of time. We have a few in stock right now though.
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>>100751388
Would you ship worldwide?
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>>100751917
Yes I do. Free shipping either way.
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Why not go post on /cgl/, or even /y/ instead?
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>>100751987
Why do you hate fun?
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>>100751987
Tried on /y/ yesterday and got like 2-3 replies. I used to lurk /a/ so I thought here was okay. If I'm pissing people off I can take this thread elsewhere.
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Wh-where do you find yaoi manga recs? don't tell me the /a/ wiki has a page for that too
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>>100751902
Okay. I'll be getting us burritos and horchatas, then.
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How much per book anyways?

Jesus christ, seeing some of the titles sure brings me back.
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>>100752064
Believe me, you're not.
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>>100751902
Nah I'm not reselling, I was wondering in case I could take my time making a list of titles.
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>>100752068
I like The Tyrant Falls in Love, Finder, Meeting You, Our Kingdom. I haven't read half of the list though. I'm sure some other anons are more knowing about this stuff.

>>100752107
As a Mexican, I'm okay with this.

>>100752119
The prices usually vary but since it's for an anon I'll just say $6 per book. Lower if it's at least 20 books.

>>100752148
Oh okay. Yeah, you've got plenty of time.
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>>100751966
One more stupid question though, : it is in english or japanese?
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Why is the room green

Are you an alien?
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>>100751199
Before DMG started going all-out on porn they tried some other licenses, that's why there's also random volumes of series like Crows and Bambi and Her Pink Gun.
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>>100752322
Everything on the list is translated into English.

>>100752337
My phone is from space so it makes everything green.
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>>100752258
Can you two take a photo of yourselves standing naked in a pile of yaoi?
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>>100752068
I recommend under grand hotel if you're into some interracial prison rape.
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>>100752482
B-but that's e-embarrassing~

>>100752519
Oh dear.

Lmfao, the owner came and saw me on this thread and looked really worried.
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BURN IT ALL
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I wonder if Jake from Statefarm is actually going to bring me burritos...
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>>100752591
>Anime shop in San Antonia burned down after a promotional thread was posted on an internet forum
>Police are investigating several adult men in their 20s
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>>100752591
I'd recommend you cut down on the lols and such.
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>>100752766
This.
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>>100752752
>Anime shop
>Police are investigating

>>100752766
Didn't even realize I was still doing that.
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>>100752741

can Jake come pick me up on his magical pony
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Got many laugh and giggle from this thread, please enjoy your stay gay porn merchant.

Also please post again If you stumble into few tons of straight doujin
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>>100752905
this
I'm still waiting for your pic with the tripfag eating burritos in a pile of gay manga
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>>100752850
>Police
>investigating
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>>100752905
The only straight doujin I have are Project-H.

>>100752961
I'm still waiting for the damn burritos. Datapoint is pretty good.
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>>100752741
I'm at Datapoint Taqueria waiting for my order to come out, o ye of little faith.
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>>100753035
I swear to Miyazaki if you actually show up with burritos I'll have my faith in gayhumanity restored.
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Nothing will top the anon posting in a park at night, and another anon identifying where it was then dropping by with some coffee and a brofist.
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No volumes of Seven Days?
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>>100753223
huh
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>>100753241
Not on the list, but let me see if the regular store stock has it.
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>>100753134
>>100753035

i fell this is going to blossom into an actual relationship and the motivating factors are going to be 4chan, burritos and gay porn.
God, that's a fucking story to tell the grandkids, isn't it?
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>>100753241
>>100753287
What's this? You can look into other series on request and give discount?
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>>100753324
It's like I'm really on /fit/
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>>100753324
Don't forget about the horchatas. Horchatas are ace.
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>>100753409

mail me one
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>>100753324
I met my roommate in a loli thread.

>>100753241
I don't see it but I think I have one in my personal collection still in the plastic wrapping. If you really want it I can ship it to you. I can always order one another time for myself.

>>100753388
If it's not on the list it's probably going to be full price. I'll have to ask the owner how he wants to handle that.
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>12 tonnes of yaoi
Did you ever think this would being something you'd have to do a year ago?
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>>100753533

fk'er thats my story
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>>100753533
>I'll have to ask the owner how he wants to handle that.

>"Hey, some fags on the internet want your inventory at a deep discount, is that okay?"
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Why are there so many trip in this thread?
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>>100753533
I am really curious now. Why would anyone in their right mind order 100+ copies of yaoi?
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Is there a certain amount of time you'll be selling all of these for?
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>>100753324
He was actually the guy who started the KS/b/ threads. I think he goes by The Historian or some shit.

>>100753571
A year ago I was reviving loli threads and trying to find a job, so no.

>>100753620
>fags
>want your inventory
>deep

>>100753647
Some titles he has over 1000 of. I'm not sure why either man.
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>>100753640
It's a homosexual thread. What did you expect
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Honestly hoping Gay Porn Merchant gets his burrito. Too bad it's mostly Yaoi, free int. postage is pretty tempting.
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>>100753660
I have about 22 days left until my services are over. The quicker I can sell them the better things look for me and /a/ and he might get me to offer more deals in the future.
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How did you found your way of selling 12 tons of yaoi? Did it just happened?
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>>100753694
>he has over 1000 of
Jesus
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>>100753762
If anything, I'd say buy some and resell it later. I honestly plan on doing that once I get some cash together. It's not everyday this happens lol.

>>100753822
I thought he was kidding until I helped unload the trucks.
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>>100753640
>Tripfags in a Yaoi thread
>Fags
>Yaoi

Mystery solved Sherlock-kun!
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>>100753805
He posted an ad on tumblr.
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>>100753694
>over 1000
Dang.

>>100753762
There's quite a few project H titles, actually.
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>>100753805
Some store owner bought a stupid amount of yaoi and OP offered to sell all twelve tons of it.
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>>100753879
I'm jobless and I figured who else would be willing to sell that amount of dicks.
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>>100749927
What exactly is going on?
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>>100753879
I remember hearing that DMG employees were buttblasted about it because the shop guy couldn't actually pay the company back for everything.
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>>100753938
Why not work at the store?
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>>100753850
Man, buying this shit bulk and shopping it over here, to Australia and undercutting the entirety of the jacked-up market prices here, or even selling to anime stores could net a pretty decent profit if my spice and wolfs haven't lied to me.

Too bad I can't get an initial outlay and have no connections.
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>>100753945
What I've gotten so far is that some store owner bought a bunch of Yaoi and OP is jobless so he's helping them sell it to make a percentage of earning.
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>>100753945
A gay porn merchant is about to get his burrito stuffed.
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>>100753992
>Why not work at the store?
He doesn't want to be paid in friendship.
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>>100753992
That isn't nearly as fun as getting to post you have 12 tons of yaoi on /a/.
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>>100753945
I'm in charge of selling 12 tons of yaoi, which is around 80% of the yaoi market outside of Japan. I decided to see if any anons wanted some yaoi.

JAKE SHOWED UP!!!
brb food.
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>>100754020
I wish OP put a link to previous thread, if there is one. I'd like some backstory.
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>>100750066
> I'm a salesman in charge of selling 12 tons of yaoi.

h...how

how did this happen to you

why were you chosen for this task
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I'm still amazed that there are two other anons in my city. /a/ is so nice.
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I guess I'll do my part and advertise you at my uni anime society, OP. There are more than a few hambeasts in there who are most likely into yaoi.
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>>100754103
>JAKE SHOWED UP
I-Is it happening?
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>>100754103
Ahh, I see. How nice.

>brb
Should I tell him to get out?
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>>100754103

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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>>100754103
take pics
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>>100754103
Good luck not breaking your boypussy out there
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>>100754092
Not nearly as much fun, no.

Why has Gay Porn Merchant changed his trip to Gay Porn Merchant. Surely continuity of posts isn't worth the title change.
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>>100754130

Who is this semen-demon?
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>>100754103
Now you guys need to strip and take a photo of your naked selves covered in gay porn while eating Mexican food
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For anons who actually want to take a dip into sheer faggotry, I recommend Viewfinder. It's basically mandatory viewing for the genre

>>100754103
HOOK UP AND ADOPT A DAUGHTER TOGETHER. DO IT FOR ANONS.
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>>100754103
So twewlve tonnes of Yaoi what? Manga? Doujins? Anime? VN? LN? All of the aforementioned?
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Why is an advertisement thread allowed again?
Buy a banner or something.
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If it was loli I could deal with you OP, yaoi isn't really what I enjoy. I'm still curious about what's going to happen.
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>>100754103
/r/ing pics of OP destroying the tripfag's boypussy in a fort made out of yaoi mangas.
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>>100754113
Stop being lazy and use the archive.
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>>100754228
A quick google search would fix that for you.

>>100754247
This is a good point but perhaps because it's still manga/anime related. Very good point though.
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>>100754103
>Gay Porn Merchant got burritos
And there was much rejoicing
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>>100754296
How the hell will I find it? I have no idea as to when the last thread was or how to go about finding it in all those archives of waifu wars and shit taste threads.
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>>100754130
>all the the 4channers I meet are /v/irgins and only some of them are into anime in the slightest.
Suffering. The coolest anon I ever met was a /fit/ as fuck /jp/er at the 4chan panel.
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burritos up ass or didn't happen
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>>100754315

>telling me to google search
>the joke
>...
>your head
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Who Cali here. To be more specific bay area
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>>100754363
There's one incredibly obvious thing to search by.
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>>100754020
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Gay burrito porn.
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>>100754408
Still can't even see the joke. Completely missed it.
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>>100754455
Mexican yaoi merchant?
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>>100754363
He's posting with a tripcode buddy, Use it for it's intended purpose as use that as your search criteria
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>>100754428
Me.
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If you end up selling it all OP, make another thread and let us know. We can all celebrate by watching a Boku no Pico stream together or something.
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Do you even know how to use a dictionary?
It's an archive. Take a few key words and search it.

God damn. What has happened to /a/?
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>>100754512
>tripcode
Stop using words you don't understand.
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>>100754512
Jesus Christ I didn't even notice. Also, that's not a trip.
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>>100754512
That's not what a tripcode is anon-chan.
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>>100754520
lets fug
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>>100754534
Well that was meant for
>>100754363
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>>100754477

yea where is post those pics
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This thread is cancerous.
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>>100754477
Pics inbound
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holy shit, fix your fucking white balance
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>>100754595
So are you.
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Pic for proof. I keep my word.
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>>100754365
I've yet to actually meet another anon, but I think I'd be too shy to actually talk to them if I got the chance. It's scary to think there are people who share my hobby near me, especially since the normal fags I hang around with find it "odd".
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>>100754600
Pics of the two of you eating burritos surrounded by the boxes
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>>100754648
>that hand
anyway, nice work, you crazy fucktards
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>>100754648
Is that a fap-burn on your hand?
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>>100754648
Fuck now I want a burrito
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>>100754554
>FUCK.

Why do I notice my fuck up AFTER I post. Fuck me. Well, you know what I mean, I know what I mean, but I'm too busy choking on burritos to type what I mean.
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>>100754648
Please apply some aquaphor to that wound. Nice blob covered with a bandage overnight for the week.
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>>100754648
>Hand
Enjoying your aids?
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>>100754691
>>100754692
I spilled coffee on myself a few days ago.
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>>100754648

Fucking hell, you guys were serious. That's awesome. Wouldenjoyburrito/10
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>>100754648
That can be anyone. Post burrito next to yaoi stack
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>>100754648
holy christ these burritos look delicious

why can't I get burritos like these in europe
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>>100754770
They look like doner kebabs
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>>100754648
Anons bringing each other food is one of the nicest things. I still remember that guy bringing hot cocoa to that dude who did the Amagami challenge.
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>>100754761
Hot coffee should not be used as lube. I hope you learned your lesson.
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>>100754770

You don't have Based Mexico right beside you.
But you have Spain, get dat spanish ass.
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>>100754648
Yaoi truly brings people together. Post a pic with the boxes.
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>>100754834
The burrito is full of roofies. I hope you like yaoi OP, because you're in one.
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>>100754876
They've got a shit tonne of Arabs, just have donner kebabs instead. Ah, kebabs: the 3 am, incredibly drunk Australian's meal of choice.
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>>100754805
No, they're more like Durum Kebap with more delicious looking flatbread. Doner is supposed to be like pic related

Seriously that tortilla looks so good
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> the man who didn't take off his clothes 2
> but not vol. 1

that's one random ass decision.
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>>100755019
Thanks DMP!
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>>100754970
Weird. How ironic. I'm Arab myself and hate kebabs. Donair is nice but not as a kebab
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Someone should draw a Yaoi Doujin based on this story.
It could sell really well.
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>>100755019
I think the person that ordered these made far worse decisions.
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>>100755101

12 tons of it?
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Do you consider that it was a wasted invested?
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>>100755180
Maybe half of that.
I mean, nobody hates money.
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>>100755074
That's because it's actually Turkish-German food. I like kebaps but a good burrito is nice for a change.
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>>100755180
yes.
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>>100755064
W-would you do free international shipping, Iku-kun?
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>>100755227
Yes I would.
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>>100755074
I don't think I've ever seen an Arab customer in a kebab shop, most likely to be drunk white Aussies who want to fill their stomach and arteries with cheese, garlic sauce and lamb and I've made myself hungry. Goddammit.
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>>100755216
G-German?
Do you mean Greek?

Though... A kebab with sauerkraut instead of the dead lettuce and tomato usually in it would probably be pretty glorious... I'll have to try that one day
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>>100755415
Yeah, you've just reminded me of my hunger. I'm trying to go make my first attempt at Okonomiyaki but I had a question for /jp/s food thread. Too bad the board's slow as fuck and last reply was 22 hours ago.
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Why would they order that much at once? Surely the owner didn't think he could actually sell 12 tons of yaoi in an anime store could he?
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>>100755415

You've made half the thread hungry. Will you take responsibility?
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>>100755553
>can't even go out to get a burrito because trying to lose weight
Why must you tempt me /a/
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>>100755546
OH FUCK! OH GOD! Bear's here. Thread's ruined. Fuck. I can never have a nice thing without it being spoiled.
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>>100755692
This. I mean...I did just eat dinner a few hours ago; but I would have just had a bite or two then put it in the fridge for tomorrow...but now, I have to have all this self-control.

Getting /fit/ is suffering
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>>100755553
I doubt kebab via international shipping would be any good anon; you'll just have to leave your rooms and get your own food.

I blame gay porn merchant and his burritos for starting the discussion and showing photos of the food anyways.
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>>100755755
Sorry anon
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>>100755755
More precisely, I can never have a nice thread without Bear spoiling it. Fucking piece of trash
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What the fuck happened in this thread?
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>>100755868
Bear ruined it.
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>>100755868
Yaoi makes people hungry for juicy meat.
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>>100755787
Just think of the carne asada as protein for muh gians.
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Jesus, why is my camera even greener?
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>>100755868
Gay porn and burritos.
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>>100755868
A tale of burritos and 12 tons of yaoi
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>>100755868
Burritos were delivered; every other anon realised they were hungry with no one to deliver them food.
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>>100755499
No, German. Doner Kebap was invented by a Turkish immigrant in Berlin.
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>>100755868
>OP found a guy looking to offload 12 tons of Yaoi manga.
>OP came here to advertise it
>Some fag bought him a burrito
>>>100755934
/a/ got really, really gay...again.

>>100755934
Yeah, no, I'm not going for gains. I am eating my OATZ though.
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>>100755940
What kind of fucking acid do you put in your coffee?
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>>100755940
Are you allowed to pick up any one product and take a picture of it? I'd like to see them yaoi hands.

Also aliens
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How much for Unico?
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>>100755546
Threads over everyone leave
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>>100755940
White balance is off
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>>100756004
>I learned something in a thread about Yaoi manga
>And it wasn't about my sexuality.
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>>100756042
He said $6 a book upthread.
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>>100755546
Bear why, you're doing so much better these days.
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idiots. read the list. it HAS a unit value on it. he said he might half the prices for you anons because he cares bout you fags. he might make them like..6-7 dollars. PAY ATTENTION
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>>100756127
Unico is full colour and worth like $40 I don't think he'd get away with it, still I'm up for a bargain if I can have it.
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>>100756211

this
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>>100756211

also hello this Mochi
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>>100756211
Why do you have a wikia about yourself?
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Slightly unrelated, should I watch Psycho pass or Samurai champloo next?
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Hen da ne, is dat u
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>>100756435
Psycho Pass is okay, but watch it later when the second season airs.
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>>100756127
I am sort of legitimately interested in a few of the titles on the list (the hilariously silly sounding edu manga, project H stuff, maybe unico) but some things aren't actually much more expensive than 6-7 USD normally on Amazon.

>>100756258
>>100756211
I'm looking at the list and I don't see a single MSRP or any other price for that matter. I'm having to look this stuff up manually.

Anyway, OP, what the heck is "Virtual Beauties". No ISBN, no nuthin'. And I already know what good a Google search will do me
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>>100756161
Are you the anon concerned about my mental health? If so, thanks.
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>anons getting together and hooking up over burritos and gay porn
this is officially the best thread on 4chan.
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>>100756697
Someone ought to screencap it.
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>>100756744
All threads are archived.
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>>100756744
Someone ought to archive it.
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>>100756435
I'm sorry, keb/a/bs made sense, a rec thread though? Get outta here anon, who do you think you are?

I liked Psycho-Pass, but it's not like I'm telling you anything especially, b-baka!
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well fuck. spelled my own damn name wrong XD
anywhore. just had to comment to remind some of the fagaroos about the list itself
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>>100756859
kill yourself
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>>100756859
>XD
>Fagaroos

You're doing this on purpose, and I for one, think you should feel bad about it.
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>>100756859
>XD
>anywhore
>fagaroos

>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
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>>100756859
Who are you?
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>>100756786
Someone ought to cap it for a screencap thread
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>>100756508
well fuck mane

o btw. that was from a while back ago. i look a bit different nowadays...
<haircut>
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>>100757040
Feel free.
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OP did you bring this hambeast with you from tumblr?
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>>100756859
>XD
Cut it out.

And don't assume the average anon needs someone's post to remind them of things. No one likes the conceited.
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>>100757040
Coming from someone who made a meta thread re: the differences in the definition of manga and comics depending on origin of publication; screen cap threads sound awfully meta.
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im too new at this shit. fUCK.

ANYWHORE...anymore questions about the gey porn guys?
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>>100749927
So is any of this yaoi the kind of trap porn you'd see in /d/ or is it all full /y/?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htbdbVLvLNg&feature=c4-overview&list=UUsmNCMPPww-86n1qd2MR81A
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>>100756859
>>100757074
>>100757176
What the almighty fuck
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>>100757219
Full /y/.
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>>100757074
Luh-eeeeeeeave.

Captcha: humorous doorsess, even captchas showing your ass the door.
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>>100757262
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNKXhBuSS4&list=UUsmNCMPPww-86n1qd2MR81A
Apparently she's from Texas,
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>How do I filter emails
Stop shitting on the thread.
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>>100757262
ahhh
dont mind me
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>>100757176

are you with iku right now?
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>>100757299
This is making my physically sick.
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well damn XD
im just gonna leave
the thread is kind of dead anywho

ill only reply to those who ask questions bout the yaoi manga instead
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>>100757312
Are you and Iku fucking?
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>>100757400
And never come back, this isn't Gaia Online.
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>>100757339
im not with him physically atm.
BUT. if you have any questions in the next 20 minutes or so, i can contact him asap via phone
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>>100757368
I wish we never stopped talking about burritos, kebabs and gay porn, those were the glory days of this thread.

Has iku and that other namefag fallen into a food coma from too much burritos?
Or are they having more fun than us, building forts out of 12 tonnes of gay porn.
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>>100757462
Are you two fucking? Are you a hambeast?
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>XD
>xD
>Any emoticon other than ;_;
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>>100757502
It's 5AM or I'd order a Kebap. Hungry as hell from this thread.
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>>100757462

naw it's okay I can text him
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>>100757604
ah alrighty then c:
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>>100757621
hey bb im in texas. want some fuck?
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>>100757621
hey erica u wan some sexy time?
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>>100757600
Y-You don't have kebab shops with late-early morning operating hours where you are anon? Is that only an Australian thing? I'm confident that I could find a kebab at anytime of the day or night.
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>>100757534
are you a buttergolem?
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Goddamn how many texas anons are there? I'm in DFW
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>>100757708
>Australian
Austria is in this timezone, and I'm German anyway. And nope, none where I live anyway. Maybe in a big city but 2-6AM nearly everything's dead.
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>>100757712
>are you a buttergolem?
People from tumblr should be autobanned here.
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>>100757708
Not him, but I live in a smaller town in Washington State (US). I've never even seen a place selling Kebab. Maybe in Seattle, but never in this town or the neighboring towns.
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Any Coloradoanons in here?
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Just woke and came to /a/.

I have to saw that I have seen weird things in my lifetime, but waking up to 12 tons of dicks being solicited to anonymous faggots on /a/ is a new milestone.

Stay classy /a/
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>>100757462
Any title recommendations?
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>>100757801
but buttergolem is from /tg/
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Ikubro, it's getting late on the east coast so I'm going to e-mail you tomorrow. I appreciate your Seven Days offer and will probably take you up on it.
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>>100757906
I never liked this version of this image. This Fujoushi is actually sorta cute.
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>>100757906
>waking up to 12 tons of dicks being solicited
>a new milestone

Sounds like every other day on /a/
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>>100757811
Weird. I guess Melbourne lucked out by first having a decent population of Greeks, and later, Arabs. Kebabs are pretty entrenched here. Americans I've talked to kinda go "huh? So it's like an Arab burrito... Right?"

I'm hungry enough to make myself something, but not hungry enough to walk to my local kebab shop. Guess I'm making myself instant ramen.
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>>100757906
Hey that's a mighty attractive fujoshit if I ever seen. Would fuck. Specially if smelly.
>fat thighs in that body
muh dick
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>>100757906
what's with that pic anyway, that girl doesn't look that bad
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What's going on? I leave /a/ for a day and I see this. So what I gather is OP is selling english BL? Do you have "His Favorite" for cheaper than rightstuf has it? I didn't see it on that list image but thought I'd ask. Or is OP gone?
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>>100757923
i recommend Tyrant Falls In Love, Meeting You, and Immoral Darkness
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>>100758072
He's too busy having burritos stuffed into every orifice.
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>>100757990
>>100758017
>>100758018
I don't know, it often gets posted here. Personally I would like a qt fujo gf like that.
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>>100758072
Give it a shot through email.
>>100753287
>>100753533
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>>100758127
>A burrito in his urethra
>Burritos with chili in it
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>>100749927
OP is now really a fucking faggot xD
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>>100758147
What's their email? I don't see it in those posts or in the field.
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>>100758179
This is my fetish.
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well, Sakuracon is around the corner. have you thought about setting up a booth there?
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>>100758017
>>100758018
Someone made a more accurate drawing of a fujoshi but yeah this image doesn't look anything like what it describes
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>>100758018
Seriously right? Would probably ravage like Attila the Hun; rampaging over her thighs with my tarkan, until I destroy her town centre.
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>>100758215
You could just search the posts with his name or find email.
>>100751388
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>>100751388

email
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>>100758313
Got any sadpandas with girls like her?
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>>100758360
A few things turn up on ex with the fujoshi tag. Didn't bother looking through any of them. Related tags might help you find more.
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>>100757811
Oh shit, where in WA?
If you're in my town I'll totally buy you a burrito
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>>100758327
Thanks.
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OP here.
Jake just left the store. That burrito was fucking godlike.
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These are just shounen-ai titles, right? Are they all translated? I wasn't aware so many were licensed in North America.
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>>100758548
I'm not gay, but thanks anyway. Marysville.
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>>100758360
Personally? No. But maybe another anon does. Best you'd probably get is genshiken stuff, first thing that springs to mind.

I've only got Frankish knight x persian villager, or British longbowman x Joan D'Arc.
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>>100758560
How tight was his asshole
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>>100758560
You're really back? Do you have >>100758072 ? Rightstuf has them for 6.76 each if you can beat prices.
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>>100758560
Did you tell Erica about this thread?
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>>100750652
>Almost Crying
Pretty sure I'm crying of laughter here already
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>>100758806

I'm glade you are
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>>100758806
>Almost Crying
Oh shit I own that. No fucking clue why but I do.
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Where muh COfags at
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Back.

A bag full of yaoi, Velvet Kiss, and SAO merch. Currently watching the Master of Martial Hearts stream. Rate my tastes.

>>100754130
You should have joined us. I'd have gotten you a burrito, too.

>>100756034
It was really hot and then it blistered and popped. It feels worse than it looks.
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>>100759072
SAO cancels out Velvet Kiss, so you're just left with a bag of dicks.
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>>100759072
Also,
>Anne Frank manga
This is gonna be good.
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>>100759072
http://www.justin.tv/4chpetey
Watching that myself.
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>>100759176
This is my fetish
>>
>fanfold paper labels
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>>100754130
I have to finish the orders I'm getting so I'll be here for a few hours. Come on by!
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>>100759072
Oh wait, velvet kiss? Is that any good?
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>>100758751
Sorry, replying to emails. Let me ask the owner and check the updated list he's sending me. If we do, I will definitely beat that price.
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>>100759290
Hows the stock?
I think I'm going to have to hold off until Friday.
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>>100759176
scan it
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>>100750419
>Through Paypal for payments and mailing the books. Free shipping on all orders.
Retard here. Would I need a Paypal account myself to pay through Paypal?
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>>100759430
Buy it
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>>100759384
Thanks. If you can't reply here in time then I can send you an email later.
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>>100759488
Hell no.
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>>100759072
This stream is amazing.
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>>100759389
Still stocked up in everything on the list minus Unico, Bambi and Her Pink Gun Vol. 2, Speedracer, and Trigun.

Another update guys, shipping outside of the US is only free on orders $100+

>>100759477
I do not believe so. There should be an option to use your credit card as a guest.

>>100759505
He's a bit busy with a random surge of customers right now. I'll get back to you as soon as he is done.
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>>100759072
Did you cum in the burrito before giving it to Iku?
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>>100759477
>>100759854
>Still stocked up in everything on the list minus Unico, Bambi and Her Pink Gun Vol. 2, Speedracer, and Trigun.
fugg
There go the ones I wanted to buy
I already have Barbara and I'm not a fag
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>>100759854
Well there goes ordering some Tezuka and Trigun with my homo.
Hope a little of that stock holds for those few good titles there.
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>>100759963
I'm so sorry about that guys!

Is the anon looking for Seven Days still here?
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>>100754130

I'm in the Alamo City as well, but some people don't like me because I rarely speak up, so yeah....
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>>100759963
Also don't know why I quoted 100759477

>>100760160
Probably people bought all the Unico to resell or some shit.
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Never would I thought that /a/ would be filled with [/spoiler:lit]cock-raving bros[/spoiler:lit] and burritos
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>>100760397
Not that original Anon, but please tell me what he said as I am also interested in that title.
>>100760550
Jesus fuck. It's thirty bucks on Amazon, twenty on eBay.
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Is this the anime store owner who bought a warehouse of unsold yaoi and made his employees drive u-hauls across the country to pick it up?
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>>100760802

Yes, you from SA as well?
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>>100760853
I never thought I'd see this here.
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>>100760544
Shoot me an email if you wanna hang out sometime. I'm part of the local anime group so I meet up with them every Saturday night to watch anime. The group helped me get through my social anxiety problems in the past.

>>100760797
If I have it at home in my collection I'll sell it for $10. Just wanna help out some anons. I think it's still wrapped in plastic as I liked the cover so decided to read it last.
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>>100760802
More or less. He actually drove one of them. They were more like 18-wheelers tbh.
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>>100761053
>I'm part of the local anime group so I meet up with them every Saturday night to watch anime. The group helped me get through my social anxiety problems in the past.

>tfw no local anime group to get over my crippling social anxiety with
>tfw if there was I wouldn't be able to go
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>>100761053
Dallasanon here.
I've got to ask - are you going to be setting up a dealer's booth at Ushicon in Round Rock in a couple weeks? I'm probably going down there and if I saw a table with a big-ass sign saying "12 tons of yaoi", I know I would be buying some shit there.
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>>100761053
>If I have it at home in my collection I'll sell it for $10.
Then who would you sell it to if two people have stated they want it?

>>100761262
Do cons even allow H?
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>>100761298
The two big summer cons in Dallas never have had a problem selling yaoi (or any other H stuff) - they just have to keep it where kids can't get to it.
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>>100761298
I've seen several cons with tables of 18+ material, they usually just have to check ID first or have materials for sale plastic-wrapped for whenever con ops are watching on.

I've also seen vendors who just don't care and let whatever fallout will happen happen.
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>>100761247
At least you have /a/.
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>>100761298
there's an entire hall at anime vegas every year dedicated to H-manga and H-anime, there's a dude who even has a whole table of loli stuff.
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>>100761481
That's just escapism. Can't you see it's not healthy?
>>
>lol
>lmao
>viral advertising

Why is OP such a fag?
>>
OP I need Great Place High School Student Council 2, 3, 4. how are we doing this?
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>>100761616
lmao look at this nerd
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>>100761642
>>>/v/
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>>100761675
lmaoo are you butthurt??
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>>100761262
Unfortunately we are not. But I've been wanting to go there. That's the 18+ one, correct?

>>100761298
Whoever is the one who sends an email first.
They do, but dealers have to check ID and they must watch their booth closely.

>>100761616
I'm on /a/ selling yaoi. Is that such a surprise?

>>100761633
Email me at Ryuzenshu@gmail.com

>>100761675
kek
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>>100761701
>Shitposting
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>>100761247
What makes you say that anon? Is your anxiety that bad? I'd like to help if possible.
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>>100761700
>I'm on /a/ selling yaoi. Is that such a surprise?

Try somewhere else, maybe? Take it to craigslist or something, if R/a/dio is considered advertising there's no way this isn't.
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>>100761551
Go fuck with some kid in a wheelchair.
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>>100761737
Who are you emerald fonting?
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>>100761700
>They do, but dealers have to check ID and they must watch their booth closely.
>>100761403
>I've seen several cons with tables of 18+ material, they usually just have to check ID first

It's not that I'm underage myself, but I think this is bullshit. What happened to no generation gaps between otaku? Is the sale of porn so restricted that cops will crack down on them if they just ask without needing an ID? What about undocumented alien anime otaku, don't they deserve drawings of dicks too?
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>>100761773
Check your email. Just sent you that 4chan pass. Merry belated Christmas.
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>>100761802
It's not the vendors that want to, it's the con staff abiding the law.

>>100761876
I love you Jake. Hopefully I'll run into you again sometime.
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>>100761802
I'd imagine it has to do with convention center policy, liability, and not wanting to get in trouble with whoever's still legally responsible for the minor in question.
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>>100761948
The solution: underground conventions meeting in back alleys for otaku of all kinds. Security not included.
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>>100761700
Yeah, its an 18+ convention. Even so, they usually get 3-4K attendance each year.
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>>100762005
You mean afterparties? Cause those things are always super smelly and rapey
>>
>>100761802
Since there were a couple of famous arrests in the past few years for people buying H manga, dealers have gotten as paranoid as hell about who they sell to.
>>
>>100762132
dats hello gay yo
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>>100753020
>Project-H
You have my attention now. What titles?
>>
>>100761876

Jake can I meet you and iku some time?
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>>100762217
Off the top of my head I know we have Velvet Kiss volumes 1 and 2, Shocking Pink, An Ideal Day To Fall In Love, With A Dictionary And No Skirt, and Tender Hearts. The rest should be in the list. If you'd like I can dive through it myself and finish the list of the titles I carry.
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>>100762265
Sure, I guess? I'm very boring, though.
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>>100762343
This pass kicks ass.
Thanks again!
>>
>>100761773
The thing about intense anxiety is that it can't be treated since the person won't be able to get professional help.
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>>100762343

Okay, I guess anime shop some time or iku can set it up. "Anime shop pt. 2"
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>>100762471
Believe me, professionals don't know a damn thing about helping people. They know how to listen to you cry and give you pills. My body is fucked up from all the medication and I went through years of therapy. The only thing I learned was doctors suck and I can only do it on my own and with the help of those who truly know what it's like.
tl;dr doctors give you pills and listen to your story if it's a problem that isn't physical.
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>>100762589
I guess if people are still interested I can start another thread tomorrow again.
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>>100761542
>Anime Vegas.
>Vegas.

Not surprised.
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>>100762342
If you could find more Project-H titles that aren't on the list I would appreciate it.
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>>100762599
>doctors suck
;_;
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>>100761542
Did you go to Otakon Vegas? If so how was it?
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>>100762599
That's what my mom is gonna be like. I'm always telling her "oh my god mom stop getting all these pills, your body doesn't need so much, stop accepting every little thing doctors say without thought." The body is made to heal on it's own, or with minimal help. Now this bitch will probably die when she's around 65 ;_;

Polite sage for not anime



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