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ITT: Fucking retarded animal designs

>Hurr durr, look at my retardedly big horns!
Fuck these guys, they're the fucking hipsters of the animal kingdom, who the fuck needs horns this large?
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small horns>big horns
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Horns are my fetish but those are really a little bit too big.
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I think you might have missed a letter
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>>100749700
Wrong board, dude. Although, to be honest, I do agree with you. Those horns are dumb.
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>>>/an/
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>>100749700
Is that your fetish?
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>>100749700
what is your favorite animal OP?
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>>>/an/1576852

He already abandoned us.
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A true horn lover loves all horns regardless of the size.
And out of all of them, his favorite are the ones that belong to the person he loves.
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That cow must have a crazy strong neck.
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>>100751032
you say that cause you got little horns
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Today, after nine years, I learned 4chan has an animal board.
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>>100751245
Well it was only added to what felt like a couple years ago to me

Berserk got a lot of horns
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>>100749700
the mangaka of SnK always draw shitty horses
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>>100751032
>person
>horns
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Pokemon
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i think it's about time for a board dedicated only to anime animals. the demand is overwhelming
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Rape Horse.
That's not what horses do.
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>>100751452
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>>100751245
>Today, after nine years, I learned 4chan has an animal board.
>animal board
>not cat & puppies board
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Original character Duck the Otter, DO NOT STEAL.
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>>100751802
>>100751452
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>>100749700
>>>/an/
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Dinosaurs
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Who capybara here?
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>>100752128
Capybara are olev
only surpassed by Vizachas and Chinchillas
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>>100752463
teporingos are such bros too
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rodentiafags pls go

best girl coming through
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>>100752463
Pudus are fucking cute.
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I wish faggot crossboarders would at least look where they post. Fuck off idiots.
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>>100753271
Look at the bump order, everyone is remembering their sage
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>>100753271

you dumb son
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>>100753271
reminder that you are only allowed to browse one board
this anon is breaking the rule by getting out of his board, /v/
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>>100753572
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)
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>>100753675
That didn't take long. I love you, anon.
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best animal
best chimaera
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>>100753191
>girl
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>>100753191
I see the D
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>>100753989
it would be nice an animu of cute chimaeras doing cute chimaeras things
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>>100753989

The hell is that.

Looks like a fish mutated by alien oil.
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>>100756605
it would be the anime we don't deserve
>>100756996
don't talk shit about my waifu m8
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>>100757092
You're waifu a cephalopod.
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>>100752128
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>>100754004
>>100754060
that'sthejoke.jpg
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chimaera best girl
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Back off, the most magnificent animal is coming.
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Female hyenas are larger than their male counterparts and more agressive. They have more testosterone, and interestingly, they have a pseudopenis. Their clitoris is huge and dangles like a ding dong. It has erections. Their vaginal opening is at the tip of this giant penis thing and they have to give birth through it, which is very difficult and leads to a high death rate for pups of first time mothers; they suffocate inside the pseudopenis. For a male to have sex with a female she has to first have a crazy backwards erection that sucks her pseudopenis back in so it's more like a vagina.

Pseudopenis.
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>>100759370
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Female hyenas are larger than their male counterparts and more agressive. They have more testosterone, and interestingly, they have a pseudopenis. Their clitoris is huge and dangles like a ding dong. It has erections. Their vaginal opening is at the tip of this giant penis thing and they have to give birth through it, which is very difficult and leads to a high death rate for pups of first time mothers; they suffocate inside the pseudopenis. For a male to have sex with a female she has to first have a crazy backwards erection that sucks her pseudopenis back in so it's more like a vagina.

Pseudopenis.
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>>100759564

Please don't let tumblr get their hands on this.
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>>100759564
Well. That's... interesting. The more you know!
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>>100759131
I like you niga
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>>100759564
but Hyenas can't tentacle rape
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Would fucking a pseudopenis be considered gay?
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>>100759738
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Superior waifu coming through.
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>>100759703
>>100759667
>>100759738
You learn some neat things leaving educational relevision on all day while browsing /a/. I switch between NatGeo, Animal Planet, and Discovery Science depending on which is showing the most interesting thing at the time.

>>100759769
>follow your dreams.jpg
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>All these non insects
What's it like to suck?
95% success with every attempt to capture prey coming through.
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>3 hours and 20 minutes ago
What the fuck mods?
I get banned immediately when I start shitposting in bad threads but off-topic stuff like this stays up for hours.
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>>100759848
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inb4 shitty moeblob
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>>100759978
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Make way for the cutest existence
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>>100759973
And this one instinctively lobotomizes its prey to prevent it from fleeing when it uses the prey's antenna to lead it back to its lair where its larvae will eat it alive while the roach has no desire to run away even though it has the capability to because its brain is goo.
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>>100760038
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>>100759769
Would it be gay to have a pseudopenis fuck you?
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>>100760123
it would be pseudo-gay
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>>100760123

Only if it fuck my pseudopussy. My asspussy
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>>100759998
Everybody love animals, even mods.
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>>100760121
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
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>>100760038
>>100759978
I ain't giving you tree fiddy
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>>100760121
this one is more kawaii
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>>100760202
It's just a leatherback throat anon.
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>>100760121
I'd fuck it, just imagine those teeth as vibrating nodules that massage your dick.
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>not worshiping girl
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>>100759998
Shitposting is degrading and detrimental to the community.

Things like this are fun.
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>>100760248
That is downright fucking adorable.
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>>100760273
You can stick your dick in if you want. You won't be getting it back, however.
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moeblob
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I finally get to post this. Enjoy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX9xCo183VA
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>>100760459
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>>100760459
>Not posting that in the Log Horizon thread every day.
Anon plz go back to your own board.
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>>100760450
I once caught a jewfish thiiiiis big.

>>100760459
Had to watch that a couple times before realizing it was just molting.
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>>100760459
>>100760534
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>>100760459
100% waifu material, because she renews its outer form rather than deteriorate
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>>100760450
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>>100749700

What's with all the fucking /v/shit threads?
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>>100760459
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>>100760681
We've had fun threads for years. You're trying too hard to fit in.
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>>100760001
Somebody add "You are a faggot" please.
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>>100749700
Yo is that thing real for real? Wouldn't it be dead?
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>>100760681
>/v/shit threads
>/an/ animal content
>/v/

Jesus christ you're fucking retarded
>>>/b/
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weiner dogs.
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>>100760450
I've seen numerous relatives of this guy in Full Metal Alchemist
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>>100760840
this please
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This thread....
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>>100760761
>We haven't had fun threads in years. Because people like you trying too hard to fit in.
FTFY
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>>100759667
they've had this, it's a reoccurring 'females ARE STRONG in nature' when they want to feel good about themselves. It's got like 70k notes or something.
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>>100760761
This. Just enjoy the silly kind of fun that's taking place or leave the thread.
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>>100760969
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>>100760296
>That thing in the lower-right has a vagina and giant testicles.
>/d/ would still fap to it.
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What animal is this?
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>>100760852
Wait what? Why?

I mean, in the wild, sure. But why would you think that?
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>>100760618
What is that? Some kind of aquatic centipede?
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>>100761132
Lunch.
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>>100761260
Bobbit worm.
That thing slices steel clean.
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>>100760761
>>100760979

It's completely offtopic, go back to /b/, shit-eaters.

>>100760921

/v/ has exactly these types of threads all time, it's why people don't even talk about videogames, hence it's /b/ 2.0.

You know what, I guess /a/ could of only stayed pure for so long before you faggots would inevitably come and take over.
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>>100761205
Its called a bobbit worm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois
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Oberstein approves this thread
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>>100753675
Honestly, I think people save images like that just to get reactions. Thanks for the heads up though so I don't need to open the picture, just need to save it and release it on unsuspecting threads.
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>>100761283
Fuck yeah Kabuto

horshoe crabs are the best, prove me wrong, you cant
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>>100761357
Listen, champ.

We're a little bit out of your league when it comes to anime. I hate to brag but if you had to define it we would be known as professional anime watchers.
Asking us for recommendations would be like walking into CERN headquarters and asking them to teach you how to make toast.

Perhaps one day you will reach the level of knowledge required to discuss anime among our greatness but I'm afraid that day isn't today.
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>>100761338
>considering that these worms can grow to sizes of nearly 3 metres (9.8 ft)
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>>100761357
>replying to copypasta.jpg
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>>100761338
>hese worms can grow to sizes of nearly 3 metres (9.8 ft) in some cases
Jesus christ, it's a thing out of my nightmares.
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>>100759667
Already did with those Humon comics
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>>100761388
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>>100761400
Why would CERN know anything about making toast?
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>>100761484
He said horshoe, not whore-shoed.
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>>100760121
SHAI HULUD
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report and hide

dont get mad
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>>100760038
I am the Primordial Serpent Darkstalker Kaathe
I can guide thee, and illuminate the truth.
Undead Warrior, conqueror of the Four Kings, is this not your wish?
To know the truth of men, and the Undead?
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>>100761425
>>100761441
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD8jWvYEHI
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>>100761554
>whore-shoed
Fuck you, that actually got a chuckle out of me.
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>>100761554
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>>100761683
Write properly.
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>>100761315
And if you get bit by one, it can leave the spot numb for the rest of your life.
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>>100761283
>>100761388
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>>100761830
>not the one with the sounds in it
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>>100761713
>that background music
at least they don't use an evanescence one
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Even /a/'s starting to get deep-sea threads now!?
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>>100760450
Aren't blobfish normal sized when they're in their habitat because of water pressure?

I'm pretty sure this guy died from his body basically exploding.
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>>100761913
gifs don't support sound dumbass
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The entirety of earths oceans deserve to be nuked. Prove me wrong.
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>>100761713
That fish has legs.

Fucking LEGS.
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>>100762037
That's not a GIF though
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>>100762037
This new
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>>100762041
Nuke yourself.
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>>100762050
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So hey, /a/, are dragons canon?
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No love for bats?
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>>100762117
That's an amphibian, anon.
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>>100762140
>>100762168
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>>100762041
Well, your mom covers the entirety of the earth's ocean so you're totally right.
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>>100762079
Why'd she squish it?
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I had one of these get into the house not to long ago. It's pretty amazing to see these guys in flight. They're very agile flies. Despite being in a small bedroom he had no problem doing circles in it.
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>>100762140
Owls are kawaiiest.
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>>100762205
>she
Because SENMETSU!!
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>>100762187
>MAI WAIFUUUU
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Best animal coming through.
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>>100762140
Did you say bat?
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>>100762239
captcha ate my image, I was refering to a bat.
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>>100751032
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the bobbit worm gifs are much scarier if someone posted the shit they do
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>>100762358
>not posting superior bat form
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I wondder, does /an/ have

>2dpd a shit
>3dpd a shit
>animals are best waifu
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Dog masterrace here.
Catfags need not apply.
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>>100762479
Well she was most bat when she was Kiss-shot but hey, all shinobu is love.
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this dog looks weird
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>>100759848
Look at that dapper motherfucker.
I wish to become a spider.
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>>100762632
>smelly
>dirty
>retarded
pls
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>>100762749
Cats are the jews of animals.
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>>100749700
>>>/an/
OP a cute.



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