can someone please explain this to me?
Did someone just pay actors to say this?
Are there more than the three on that channel?
Are the lines quotes from actual arguments?
this is amazing.
from a site where people pay others 5 dollars to say shit
Does Rog have more videos? Fucking hilarious
Oh God, dat vid, thanks for the good laugh, OP. Here, have this in return:
found some more
which is nonsensical, but implies that there are more out there
sorry, really I am
just been out of the loop really. Haven't been keeping up with /a/ for like 3 years, almost stopped watching anime altogether, but got around to watching Rebuild of Eva and it got me curious to go back
wish I was here when it came out though
Okay this video is actually funny
So who added the music? The person hiring the actors, or is that part of the package?
yeah fiverr I guess
I made like $1400 on that site since I signed up, stopped recently though
>who is this man
fucking a man
I can't find Rog's page on fiverr though, the search engine has failed me.
>why does he say such mean things
I can't find it on youtube, but check his fiverr, the 8th video. The one with milky holmes.
I wonder how these guys feel about having to talk about anime all the time.
I just found tyrone's, can't track down Rog
Everyone wins with this business transaction.
About 5$ dollars richer.
Tyrone's. He loses it after the first line.
I wonder what the mastermind behind all these videos wants to achieve.
Look up Australian Parliament
So do these guys read anything other than read /a/'s suggestions or has /a/ completely swamped them with requests?
My heart goes doki doki every time
Kanamemo was super doki doki
they have no orders in queue
they must have some legitimate orders though, at least I hope so
I wonder if they even know what the fuck they're talking about.
Go to the 9th video.
>I'd kindly remind /a/ to get rekt and accept the superiority of French cartoons..
Every single time.
Is he paid to laugh in the 8th one? I don't understand.
Tyrone you fucking traitor!
>the guy who wanted it commented "THE BEST" so I assume so
Yes thats the point half-way through it gets pretty obvious.
But... for what purpose?
You'd have to ask the guy who wrote the script
hope he charged extra, that laughed sounded genuine early on
Doki doki suru.
not as good
clearly reading script off camera
That guy is a jew. He charges extra for everything and doesn't do retakes.
Just like real politicians.
That video cost someone $20 to make.
Tyrone looks like the best one there.
That fucking smile at the end.
I don't think he regrets at all
Is there an archive with these?
No one posted this one?
>And then I posted: "Who is this semen demon?"
I fucking love these.
/a/ is gonna make Tyrone a millionaire.
He uses VLC what a turbonerd
I'm tempted to have him recite a combination of Kiryuin Satsuki's introduction speeches.
Holy shit this is golden.
And I'm sure I've heard this songs before but I can't remember where they're from.
Tyrone would never say such mean things about his fellow man.
I can't understand what people see in this.
They're both from eva
Banishment this world!
How new are you, m8?
>This nigga with weird taste.
We're paying a silly black man to give speeches about animu. The comedy writes itself.
I want to say "that poor man, he should have researched what he was saying first!" but at this point I'm sure he stopped giving a fuck and took the $15
Fuck, those accents. They're barely understandable unless you knew what they were trying to say.
And it's only FIVE DOLLARS a pop! it's a steal!
I just watched that one.
>mfw people pay for laughter
I remember Tyrone's because some chinese radio commercial's been playing it before I eve knew what Eva was.
these two are based, they represent the two ideologies that clash every day on /a/
>bow down to your senpai
>doki doki sooru
Which one is this from? Don't see it in the thread.
>that lagging monitor and all those icons
Holy shit I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time.
>I will reshoot it tomorrow with the image you sent me
You better, nigger. No one's paying you for changing the image.
That's part of the brilliance of it. And any faggot on /a/ worth their salt should be conversant in all of those terms.
On the fiverr for Tyrone click the camera icon on the third comment down.
Link for this anon, pls.
thats a pretty contagious fake laugh
Where are the videos? I cant locate them on this page, do you have to be logged in?
Started to giggle myself by the end of it.
Is this this? >>100749503 ??
Fuck, I really wanted him to say "And then I posted: "Who is this semen demon?""
>We're paying a silly black man
Someone is definitely silly in this whole story, and it's not him.
It all makes sense now.
It's like you hate fun.
The little dots right under the video box. click them and discover
>No fun awolled
nothing fun is free
There are much worse things to spend your money on.
Pay him to translate doujins.
Why does he have semen demon as wallpaper?
Heh, I was chuckling by the end of this.
Sorry, we'll be more serious from now on. Honest.
>HURRR JEBRONY OUTFIT
>wahh I don't like it why does everyone like it
My cynical amusement of Tyrone is slowly turning into genuine affection.
>mfw someone in the world is right now buying gifts for 3DPD
Anon, are you telling me that you're a FREELOADER?
>See this shit:
Nintendo is dead.
Only do it if he has her theme playing in the background
You should send Tyrone the video, his reaction would be priceless
5$ for 30 seconds of a permanent document that can make you smile/laugh.
Not even McDonalds can do that shit.
>/a/ is taking notice of my videos
Well, at least you make a fair point.
I really hope this becomes a trend
The possibilities for this can be endless.
But that's wrong
This is the best SnK mixup
I really needed that, thanks
>being this new
Please stop posting Nichibros images with your shit opinions
Actually this one would be better. Especially if done by a small asian boy.
We need this guy to make one
So we have him translate vns... then put it into a bottle and bury it in thailand. Brilliant!
wasn't there just a thread about SnK op being redone or something
How do I give him my script and graphic? It just takes me to paypal page
This guy will make so much fucking money if /a/ actually coughed up the cash.
So does Tyrone.
>go to bottle
>Note says: Miyako 85%
>- BA in Economics from University of Waterloo - top ranked in Canada.
>- 5 years experience working in Tokyo for a top global investment bank. Experience working with Japanese based and English speaking business clients.
And he does this stuff for $5? Why would someone lie on the internet of all places?
let's do it
The animated gifs on the monitor makes me laugh.
This is good too:
That will be our legacy when a new race succeeds us and dig up our remains.
He charges 20 bucks for 900 words. Some visual novels have like a million words.
>translate a volume of Gantz for $5
It's like I'm really on /v/.
This is him looking at your computer
And no-ones gonna pay that.
I'd happily do this but I have no idea what to do for the script. If someone has one that I find is good I'll totally pay $5 bucks for it.
>And he does this stuff for $5? Why would someone lie on the internet of all places?
Was saying it's not cheap.
>inb4 some cowboy beebop related shit because "HURR COWBOYS XD"
A VN costs 50, 2000 words translated is like 100 phrases.
A manga can work though.
A doujin will work.
Do you think we could get him to translate Miyako's route?
>It's like I'm really on /v/.
Then you can't, okay...
Avatarfagging is against the rules anon.
Go away, nerd.
I don't even think france shoujo has a million. Fate/Stay night stay night is about 450k words. Rounding up to make math easier it would be $9000 for him to translate it.
>Tyrone: Can I have some ramen, ohayougozaimas
>Rog: we don't have ramen, and it's 3 PM
>Stop right there you loli loving autist
IS ANYBODY ELSE FUCKING LOSING IT
MY SIDES WON'T STOP
can't wait for the reaction vids with him talking about waifus
I'm saying given the amount of work from this that he will realistically get (not much) it seems odd that someone in his situation would waste their time on it. He's lying.
I can't stop laughing
>Pantsu wo taberu
Fuck I exploded laughing
Suck my dick, Mugi.
Right now, someone in the world is paying for 3DPD butternut squash in the county of Essex.
He might not be lying. There's not much job security at all in finance
Doki doki suru x 1000.
I don't think I've laughed this hard in months.
I've seen a couple of these but for some reason having a whole thread to it is making me lose my shit.
What should we make them do for the next video?
I though all of fate/sn's routes togather was like 900k, I guess that must be reusing a lot though. And thats not the longest vn. I was thinking like clannad maybe.
Link to this one?
Something about "Hug your imouto and post results"
It's word count is only a bit higher than the lord of the rings trilogy.
Clannad I don't know the word count off the top of my head but it isn't anywhere near the longest. That belongs to France Shoujo. It's script is like 6MB.
I cant believe nobody has done a boku no pico review yet.
Anyone have a link to Rog talking about Milky Holmes?
it doesn't exist
I'm right and you know it in your heart.
So is advertising, yet here we are linking fiverr shit.
Figured Mugi would be browsing the thread about the black guy.
Boku no Pico
It's so fucking jarring hearing someone say phrases like 'a worst' and 'a best'.
I like it.
God damn it have someone make him talk about posting on /a/ asking "Who is this semen demon?" with THAT semen demon face.
stop responding you stupid shit
Did he just change it? Are you itt yozots?
I hear it so much in my head whenever you fags say it that it sounds natural at this point. I fear that I accidentally slipped up and never noticed.
This. So much this.
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch...
That's pretty damn good.
Oh god this
Who does the cheapest translations? H-manga specifically.
>not posting the epic song on it's own
He does a better job as pronunciation than self proclaimed otaku weebs
What if it's all a ruse and he browses 4chan, has a waifu, and made all these posts for his own advertising
Then mad respect.
That much is obvious.
YOOOOOOOOO or the Idolm@ster version of the pasta.
Just put in a request for the Ken sama copy pasta.
rog or tyrone?
Inspiration for this manga?
Doing god's work, anon.
Does anyone know if he allows scripts with swearing? I was thinking of getting him to do the "naruto is a gateway anime" copypasta
Too pure for such language, I wouldn't want to hear it.
don't think so
>PLEASE NOTE!!! NO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT,INCLUDING SEX TOYS,SEXUAL EXPERIENCES, DATING, HATE-FILLED OR RACIST SCRIPTS WILL BE ENTERTAINED.
I don't think Tyrone would. Rog probably would though as he said "moe is shit" in one video.
Rog says shit in the OP video
I'll see if Rog will do it then, I might replace some of the "faggots" with something else so he doesn't automatically refuse it due to homophobia or whatever
Ask him if he'll say faggot first, don't just cut it out straight up.
who the fuck paid him to laugh for a minute straight?
Also here is his fiverr
Make him think it's british food
Great idea, contacting him now
That won't work.
whats going to happen when /a/ turns this guy into some kind of world renowned weeb comedian or the like and doesn't get any credit?
>yfw he will get confused and give credit to lebbit instead
someone paid him to laugh right? There is no reason to record your self laughing that long for no reason
It'll just be like that old guy that /v/ had sing them songs.
He said bukakke.
>doesn't get any credit?
Why would you want that? To attract more newfags?
We've had our fun
Well this is Rog, not Tyrone. I'd say faggot is a lot more commonly known than bukkake aswell.
Just flat out asked him if he'll say faggot. If he says no should I replace "faggot" with something else or just not bother at all?
The white guy is so bad compared to the black guy
fuck you rog is the best your waifu a shit
>Get a feeling so complicate.
>Speedbump am I From china.
Conquer pls go
thats because austrialia is shit and their accents are shit
if anyone is asking tyrone to make a video, you should shop rog's face onto this picture and ask tyrone to put it on his screen
>My body needs more Rog gachimuchi
yeah replace it with turboweeb or someshit.
Any one have as good person to tell some one their waifu is shit and another to calm down people.
I can't help but feel embarrassed for these guys, having to read such silly things just to get payed
Lemme see how much it would cost to have Rog narrate a single 22-24 minute episode of whatever anime.
It's going to be awful when they try to get a job and their employer finds those videos.
>Kodomo no Jikan
I'm going to guess that it would take $110 - $120
Every hentai voice actor ever.
oh shit I hadn't even considered that
At the rate that people are hiring them it seems like they'll be Millionaires by the time they retire
>How did you amass your fortune grandpa?
>I talked shit about waifus
They would need to produce 200K videos at 5 bucks a video. If they're lucky, they may get rent for next month.
It's amazing how he nearly loses it after saying "loli loving autist"
Voice acting is one thing, They're putting their god damn faces into this shit to say things they barely even understand. It's like getting hired to act as a pedofile in a Spanish porn flick.
do rog and tyrone have any clue about the communities that are having them do this seemingly bizarre shit.
The actual cost is around 20 depending on whether or not you want it to be all have props and gimmicks included. So if they get enough morons on 4chan they could make a decent amount of money.
To be honest, I wouldn't mind getting paid $5+ dollars to make a video about something I didn't understand on a regular basis.
They probably have an idea since they keep getting requests from us.
This. They've made at least $100 off us so far, not too bad.
They seem like they are respectible people and already have a primary way of making money and this is just to earn a few more bux. Well tyrone at least
>I would like to advertise the new mp5 file format, created by anime subgroup Da-meh Da-meh!. mp5 is like mp4 but plus 1 which makes it better than other formats in many ways. First, mp5 shares two letters with mp3, making it easier for your video's sound to travel through your speakers for quality. mp5 zooms into each pixel and alters them to ensure excellent graphics. mp5 is the best format ever! Daiz is finished!
/g/ will get a laugh out of it too
but that's wrong
I hope they do.
tyrone excepts tips.
>pantsu o taberu
>loli loving autist
>bow to your sempai
>unkawaii pig dogs
>DOKI DOKI SURU
>please do not bully
these scripts are 10/10
You sure about that?
Could I give 5 dollar blowjobs with this site?
I don't get why people are worrying about them.
They aren't NEETs, just because people are paying them to read stuff.
They both obviously have jobs, especially Tyrone. Brotha's professional as fuck.
Took me the longest time to figure out why he was walking like that.
You could probably get more for a blowjob.
You know this from personal experience?
I saw my error as it was posting why do you have to do this to me
i'm shitting my pants
Because your a little slut.
Whenever I hear Rog say "Moy fellow amurricans" I know I'm in for a good time.
I read every single word in that image in his voice.
>tfw Tyrone will never narrate your life.
I wish people would sub them
I swear the only things I understood were chinese shit like waifu and kawaii
(English not my native language)
>Tyrone will never narrate your life.
Not if you have enough money.
Daiz must get on this.
I just think you're body is worth more to me anon-kun.
I would post videos like this, but I am not a soothing voiced, successful black man, so I'd be made fun off and banned.
You have all fallen for the mighty Rog's ruse.
>the heavy breathing
fuck me, it's perfect
>I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR WAIFU
I'm learning how to do an Australian accent just by trying to impersonate Rog. Thank you based Rog.
I don't think I would want a bj from someone desperate enough to do it for 5$.
you are a fucking genius
Someone pay him to translate this doujin
no YOU'RE the one who is a slut
Has anyone tried to send Rog a doujin script yet?
I'm imagining him saying "mouthpussy."
this guy won't have problems with his snack money if he's paid to translate h-manga even if they're only scripts.
Or him saying Oni-chan
It has the potential to be funny, but everyone who gives a shit enough to pay someone money for this gives them a script that sounds like a retarded 12 year old with no sense of humor except to spout epic maymays wrote it
basically, the only people stupid enough to pay money for this are those too stupid to make a good joke
Who is the black guy? I had a Nigerian classmate who sounds just like the guy.
The script for some ahegao doujin
Do you have the non-reversed version of that gif
>Payed $5 to laugh
Holy fucking shit he's a celebrity for now!
I gotta admit though that fucking laugh is contagious.
Then suggest something better instead of bitching, see >>100750967
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
I wonder how much that would cost
The fact that these guys are being payed to say this is a part of the joke. It's irony, having normal, professional looking people (at least Tyrone) read this kind of stuff.
Would you just fuck off? If you're looking to brew some "ebin new memes" then go check out Facebook or /v/ or something.
I swear to God, eventually I will learn moon and get paid to translate H-manga
I'm so confused. What is this?
>I can't read text that's at the top or middle of a page, please regurgitate it on the bottom for me
When rebuild dropped stickies and threads went on for days.
You didn't miss a lot though, just weak speculah and waifufagging
Reminder to everyone sending in scripts.
Spell jap words like you would say them,
e.g. "Oh-Nee-Chahn" or "Oh-Nay-chahn"
Someone have him do the cowboy version of ken-sama in japanese and then post it to 2chan
I think Chan is fine to leave in as it is
After all, Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan != Onee-chan
I'm just disagreeing with you putting another h in your examples, not with "Send weeb words phonetically".
Goddamn I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Would you prefer Oh-nay-chawn? Chaun?
The chan in Onee-chan is not pronounced the same as the Chan in Jackie Chan.
Also, the guy you were replying to wasn't the same guy who made original post.
Nobody pronounces Jackie Chan's name like "Onee-chan", though. They say the a in Chan like the a in sand, and in Onee-chan, it would sound like the a in ball.
Wait, yes it is.
Unless I've been mispronouncing jackie chan
That doesn't sound right at all, it's not chon
Reminds me of this
Although the laughing was slightly better in this one
Someone should get either of these guys to narrate Chad Warden's speech.
/g/ needs to get on this with a Stallman interjection
Jackie Chan is pronounce like 4Chan.
Onee-chan is pronounce with an "ah" sound for the a.
"Anime" is actually pronounced like "Ah-nih-may" but that sounds dumb so most people just use the other sound.
Basically everything you know is a lie
How the fuck do you pronounce it?
this won't be topped
Just sent him an order for our favorite copy pasta.
Original scripts are clearly superior
Rog v Tyrone rap battle when?
Speaking of Rog v Tyrone:
Wait a second. You don't pronounce 4chan like onee-chan? B-But it's Yotsuba channeru.
Who the fuck is Jamal?
Tyrone is superior
No, you pronounce 4Chan like Jackie Chan because we're american weeaboo fuckasses.
I fucked up, time to stop posting
Well, the word channeru is meant to be channel.
So either case would be fine.
I pronounce 4chan like onee-chan.
Who is Jamal
I pronounce it like a gaijin because I think it's really 4chanate that I get to browse here.
That's a really stupid pun.
>Regurgitate memes on Youtube
Y-You're a really stupid pun!
If someone sends rog eminem's last rap battle from 8 mile I will not do anything but it will still be funny as fuck
But we get to hand over our shekels!
It's time to stop
I don't get it. Please explain.
Go back to school.
>All out shitposting war between boards using the people on this site
>Everyone on 4chan loses while they profit
Okay see I was pronouncing it
As opposed to
Fortunate is a word you retard.
Am I doing good?
It's pronounced yon chahn
all these fucking pleb-tier SnK mixups
this one is GOAT
Yes, but I wasn't pronouncing it right in my head to get the pun. I was pronouncing it "for-chan-8" instead of "for-chan-et".
You can do better than that.
this doesnt make you any less slow
>An actual loli
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable about that.
"The age of Rog and Tyrone is over."
"The time of the loli has come."
And then pay Rog and Tyrone to fight back into against the lolis, resulting in several videos and eventually ending in a rap battle.
Put someone who /a/ like or hate, for example the Sadpanda threads of tripfags.
We're going to new places.
Why don't anons just record themselves pretending to be completely autistic?
No one is going to know if it was a fivver project or not
Then you can keep your $5 for a manga volume instead of giving it to some retard who makes a living by recording themselves at request
Because we don't have a Nigerian accent.
>Loli based rap battle
Yes, like prison.
Plus, she said she wouldn't do anything she wasn't comfortable with. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be comfortable with that kind of request.
The joke is that it's a grown man in a suit with an accent.
and 4chan is visited internationally, you could have a myriad of this shit
But it's already stopped being funny regardless
No, the joke is that he's making off of this.
i love these guys but im going to get breeedy mad when slowtaku has a article about how "4chan pays funny man to read anime speech"
please feel free to leave the thread and not have fun somewhere else.
I was having fun with this, about two weeks ago
>Next time on "To catch a predator"...
Right, so go not have fun somewhere else now, because it's not two weeks ago anymore.
congratulations, would you like a medal?
>a 13 year old said some anime quotes sir you're could you explain what was going through your mind at the time?
I-it was a joke.
Kawaiii desu ne
Yes but it's two weeks since the fun ended, and only newshits and retards are finding this of value
It's fine that you aren't having fun anymore, but could you go not have fun in another thread? You're ruining the fun of those who are capable of fun.
uh ohhhh, the fun police is here to tell everyone how to enjoy themselves! better listen to him or he might start crying again
I'm onto you, /v/
I wonder if they do these in bulk?
I can't imagine dressing up into a full suit, setting up a camera, recording this, getting it onto my PC, editing it and whatever else they do for a measly 5 dollars.
I'm honestly impressed with their commitment.
It doesn't have to be a full suit; they don't need to wear pants.
>I will not do any video that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Damn. I was already coming up with great stuff for her to say. Meh, I probably wouldn't have had to guts to go through with it anyway.
>pretty sure I was in the thread when the person made that 2D slut personification
I like it.
Great, these videos have now completely changed.
>Not wearing a full suit.
Tyrone would never stoop to such level of pleb.
And you can't convince me otherwise.
>implying tyrone isn't naked from the waist down
Please! Do not bully!
I wear pants. I just keep my dick out.
>pantsu no taberu
But oh my
I wish he could see this all, we appreciate his effort.
I hope you tear your dick on the zipper.
I'm wearing sweatpants. Any shit with zippers like jeans and cargos are uncomfortable as fuck.
>People thinking he's naked underneath
You know, he could just be wearing shorts.
He doesn't have to be lewd underneath.
My man, all my pants have no zippers.
>Not wearing zipper sweatpants
Tyrone should take his career in acting a step further at least for commercials. Not many people can pull off what he did
This is /a/, it has to be lewd.
Why is Tyrone so moe?
That would be pretty funny, actually
I can't seem to pin-point it.
He seems to blend perfectly with animango
Can someone pay this guy to read the Naruto gateway anime pasta? I would love it
>not liking zippers
I did it for the moe
He's already rich apparently
No..no that is not it.
Underneath my clothes, I'm actually not wearing anything...
That would make it so much better, but I don't think it's true, even if you google the author's name you get different pictures.
>DOKI DOKI SURU!
im rolling on the floor laughing at these
but they will soon become ultra popular on all of 4chan
and then redditors will catch up onto it
and then 9gag
and so on until ultimate cancer
seyously dat flo
"No Fun Allowed"
Thanks what, faggot?