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Have you ever accidentally revealed your powerlevel?

My mom came in while I was watching Yuru Yuri. Then my dad tells me to show him "those little girl cartoons you've been watching". They think I'm a faggot now.
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>know
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>they didn't think you were a faggot before
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>now
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>>100741919
I watched Hanasaku Iroha, Kimi ni Todoke, and Tari Tari with me mum.

She thinks they're cute.

But seriously OP your parent already thought you were a faggot,
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I've got news for you, OP: You are a faggot
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>>100741919
>My mom came in
This is a 18+ image-board.
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you watch your chinese cartoons in the living room or something?
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Your father has an extremely high power level and just wanted to make sure you weren't watching something really shitty.
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They already knew, now they have a foothold to discuss this.
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I make no effort to hide it.

No one gives a shit that you like anime. It's probably best to leave out the fact that you are a lolicon, though
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I told my mom I watch chinese cartoons and she got mad because she hates China.
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>>100741919
Okay, be honest; how many people here on /a/ still live with their parents?

>not knowing the freedom to fap literally anytime you want
>not watching porn without headphones
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>>100741919
I'm sorry OP, you're living my greatest fear.
I already came out to my parents though.
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>>100741919

Get into a fistfight with your dad. Afterwards, give him a crash course in moe-dom.
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>>100742308
i always fapped whenever i felt like it and headphones were never a big deal to me
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>>100742308
I still fap with my door open whenever I want.
My mom is fat, I can hear her when she stands up, so I then know I have about 5 minutes before she waddles into my room.
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I lied to my therapist to hide my power level. I am possibly the saddest creature here.
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An aquaintance borrowed my phone to make a call then went through my apps and found the manga in my comic reader. That is a serious violation of trust right fucking there. Only thing he saw was Binbougami ga.
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>>100742308
I can fap whenever I want and I prefer headphones.
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Take your blogshit to /r9k/.
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>>100742408
Don't worry, I've done the same, anon. It feels horrible though, and I kept lying until I eventually would get nothing out of each session. I wish I hadn't.
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>>100742476
What is it with people and constant pilfering?
If any of my family is over, the second I take my eye off my room, somebody is in there looking through my drawers or computer.
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>>100742378
>>100742405
>>100742504
Some brave motherfuckers. Being caught fapping by anyone least of all my parents would make me want to kill myself.
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>>100742308
Playing VNs without headphones is amazing.
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>>100742408
>>100742537
What the fuck anons, why do you have therapists?
I'm scared to meet an anon now
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My dad caught me watching K-ON when I was 16.
He threatened to break my laptop if I didn't cut that shit out
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>>100741919
>Then my dad tells me to show him "those little girl cartoons you've been watching".
>They think I'm a faggot now.
I don't know, pal, but unless you're a grill they might think of you more as a pedo.
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>>100742590
>not having a therapist

Anon, it's good to have someone you can confess to in case you murder someone and can't tell the police
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>>100741919
...so, did your dad like Yuru Yuri?
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>>100742590
I'm neither of those anons, but my guess would be depression, social anxiety or both. It's not like we're a nest of serial killers, but I'm sure there's a lot of very sad people here.
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>>100742590
It's just depression/anxiety, I'm too much of a fag to do anything dangerous.
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I showed my parents Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Season 2.
They loved it.
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I'm pretty paranoid about this, I'd never let it happen. My family andfriends are clueless.

I always lock my room, got no merch and the few original dvd/blue ray I got are in my locker.
While watching anime I always have my room closed to avoid any surprise visits.
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my dad came over to fix a busted pipe i got this winter and saw my full china cabinet of figs

he asked me if i built them, which i said "of course"
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>>100742764
>locker

Shouldn't you be studying, son?
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>>100742590
Persistent suicidal depression. And I have a child to take care, so I have to get my shit together somewhat.
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>>100742590
I've talked to a few therapists, and one of the earliest questions is always about how much adult content I view. Hobbies are always questions too. "No more than the average person" and "Computers and reading" are my fairly generic answer.
I never used headphones as a kid, my parents and family probably heard me watching my little girl cartoons, but they never said anything about it.
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>>100742590
Holy shit, don't be such a fag.

Until the age of 40, literally every person has at least one mental illness that should've been treated by a trained expert.

It's because of this childish attitude and ignorance that people don't get their treatment, making life worse for everyone around them and especially themselves.
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Laptop facing away from the door here. Never any worries.
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>>100741919
Be a man and don't hide it.
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My girlfriend found my old MP3 player and I didn't think anything of it

When she handed it to me to listen it was playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afwu4a8FtTo
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>>100742573
everyone knows
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>>100742865
it's too late for that now anyway

I've got a 120 word essay due tomorrow ;_;
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>not having parents that don't care

I watch anime and have figures and they don't give a fuck as long as you pull in that GPA.
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>>100742907
I never, ever, ever want to be you, anon.
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>>100743051
That's less than a page isn't it?
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>>100742299
What!
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>>100742740
Did they get the jokes? Did they fall into despair if they did?
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>>100741919
Who the fuck gives a shit whether you watch anime or not? You are not as important as you think you are.

I almost never bring anime&manga up myself but whenever a conversation about it arises, I am as open about it as I am on /a/.
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I went to comiket and when I got home my mom saw some loli doujins in my bag.
She told me I was a sick pedo, and I don't give a fuck.
Get on my level.
>>100742978
>Believing in psychotherapy and their "experts"
It's retarded people like you that perpetuate the modern fortune telling and pseudoscience that is psychology.
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>Then my dad tells me to show him "those little girl cartoons you've been watching"

Take the bait and show them some normalfag approved good stuff like Cowboy Bebop. If they comment and say something among the lines of "thats not what you were watching" just tell them its from the same studio/director whatever and you wanted to check it out
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>>10074240
>My mom is fat, I can hear her when she stands up, so I then know I have about 5 minutes before she waddles into my room.
Heh.
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>>100742299
What nationality is your mom?
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>>100742308
I live with my mother because she lets me live there for free, allowing me to invest 90% of the money I make.

It's gonna feel good to be rich and retire at 40.
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>>100743051
I could write that in 5 minutes
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>>100742978
>Until the age of 40, literally every person has at least one mental illness that should've been treated by a trained expert.

Only because America is so fucked up.
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>>100742607
what happened next?
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>>100741919
I watched GiTS SAC with my mom when it was airing on TV back in the day. I think she liked it more than me at the time.
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>>100743051
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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>>100743051
>120 word essay

There are copypastas on /a/ longer than that.
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>>100743140
But anon! What if it's double spaced?
That anon has to be in high school or something, if not I want a class that easy
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I got two nendos from /ss/ this year and opened them in front of my mom.

She said, "if you wanted dolls for christmas you could've just asked me and I would've gotten them for you!"
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>>100743166
Like you can't watch SZS without despairing atleast once.
My mother once said "I was despairing the whole chapter"
Those were the days
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>>100743358
It's probably an annotation.
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>>100743218
Japanese
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>>100743197
>being this scared of people finding out you watch moe
Holy shit, kill yourself. You're fucking pathetic. You're probably one of those normalfags that's stuck in a neckbeard's body and you constantly try to get laid and hang out with the cool crowd.
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>>100742476

Something like that happened at work awhile back.

Co-worker was using my phone to call someone and clicked my browser. I can't remember what I was reading but my face was redder than the necks of the townsfolk in my area.

Suffice to say I don't let people use my phone anymore.
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>>100743313
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd2Q6Fagemg
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>>100743140
>>100743358
>>100743425
>>100743348
newfags pls go
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>>100742308
>Mother was born deaf, Ded left when I was young
>Long as she can't see me, I'm not there
>She hurt her back when I was younger, and though she's much better now, she used to be pretty slow
>Her bed was the noisiest thing ever created by man
I didn't even have to lower the volume
Shit, I remember looking at the Sears bra models online back in 4th grade, in the living room, while my mother was just outside, gardening.
No fear.
Except that one time I went to the bathroom and left my browser open but minimized and my sister found the Harry Potter breast expansion porn site I was looking at

Since it was minimized I convinced them it must have been a popup/they saw how desperate I was and let it slide

Either way I got off scott free
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>>100743051
>120 word essay
Are you fucking 12? I could do that shit in 15 minutes.
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>>100743348
>>100743235
>>100743140
Haha, I was intentionally acting like I am retarded to make you look like idiots for pointing out this fact, despite it being obvious that I am not being serious due to the fact that, in fact, nobody can be this retarded.
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>>100741919
You were already a faggot for watching that shit though.
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>>100743287
Well he's on /a/ so fucking guess
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>>100743457
I've been here for years, get fucked
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>>100743369
I'm in the same boat. My dad ordered me some Gunpla kits once for my birthday. and my mother is generally cool about it as well.
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>>100743051
>120
So, what, a paragraph and a half?
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>>100742978
4/10
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>>100742078
>2012
>not living with your mum
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>>100743445
>bla bla bla

Beats being a autistic fuck who thinks that you can convince normalfags that yuru yuri isnt some fucked up shit (in their eyes).

Taking the bait and showing them some good stuff will make the transition easier and they will be able to grasp the concept of anime at least.
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>>100743450
>watch?v=sd2Q6Fagemg
>sd2Q6Fagemg
>Fagemg
>Fag

haha

that made me laugh

I'm sorry
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My mom walked in on me fapping to hentai when I was like 14 or 15. She never came in again without knocking after that.
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>>100743582
What if your mom gave you the gunpla and your mom was hot
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I went a bit overboard with the merch buying (about 4 nendos and 5-6 assorted bullshit) and parents weren't most pleased. My younger sibling is into it as well and they want me to "set an example" by cutting it out.
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>>100743172
>It's retarded people like you that perpetuate the modern fortune telling and pseudoscience that is psychology.
It's merely psychoanalysis that's bullshit and in the public consciousness and thankfully no modern psychotherapist will use it anymore.

It's also not "pseudoscience" due to using the scientific method, which might also be expressed by all the statistics you will be required to take, if you ever were to study it. It's a shitload of math. Of course, you are under the layman's impression of psychology as Freudian guesslating.

Besides, I was not only referring to psychotherapists, but also psychiatrist and psychological psychotherapists.
Of course, as a layman you don't even know how to differentiate them all and, as earlier, just think they are all doing the same Freudian-Jungian stuff.

It's retarded, uneducated people like you that perpuate the myth of psychology not helping people, thereby damaging people.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>100743172
>>Believing in psychotherapy and their "experts"
This.

Psychologists often are clueless idiots. It's merely placebo and the fact that you have someone to talk with that helps. Decent friends are much better suited for that.

The most important points to combat any kind of mental illnesses are:
- lifting/sports and socializing against anxiety
- friends with whom you can have fun and talk about everything that troubles you against depression & stress
- no drugs against bipolar
- active, healthy lifestyle and good mindset against basically everything
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>Not showing your dad atleast Samurai Champloo and Cowboy Bebop
Do it
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>>100742308
I still love with my mother because I'm the only son left in the house and she doesn't want to be alone. Besides, it's pretty normal to live with your parents at this age where I live
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>>100742590
I'll probably get one soon.
Moving through life by myself at a snails pace due to Dysthymia.

Sooner or later this will probably also turn me into an alcoholic, since alcohol is maybe the only thing whose enjoyment is undiminished.
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>>100743800
>>100743793
You guys are full of shit, my therapist gave me the couch from her office and that improved my life a ton, psychology is legit.
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>>100743876
>I still love with my mother
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>>100743631
Grow the fuck up dude.
Even if a normie finds out the you like yy or some other shit and thinks of you like a disgusting pedo, let them be with their closed minds,
I really don't give two fucks about what normies think, and neither should you.
Unless you are one of them, in that case, fuck off.
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>>100743793
But anon, I'm old enough to deal with my own problems now. If I kill someone though, this is some great advice.
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>>100742308
Not even close to worth getting a job for.
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>>100743876
>I still love with my mother
Probably the worst typo you can make on /a/.
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>>100743859
My dad hates anything about animations that isn't Tom and Jerry or Looney Toons.
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When I was in high school my mom took down my door to my room.She just unscrewed the hinges and took the door out. She did it so I wouldn't masturbate. She also searched through my stuff like I was in prison.

I'm all kinds of fucked up now. Thanks mom
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>>100743920
Did you give her anything in return?
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>>100742308
I am 25 and i still live at home

I cook (for myself and family once in a while)/wash/clean on my own and contribute some money to the bills.

I got a part time job + help out at the family business while going to school part time.

The reason i live at home is to save money and move out of europe
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>>100743800
Oh gee, thanks for the advice.
All that is so easy to attain!
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>>100743941
No, you baka. Treatment should be done preventively, not after the damage has been done.
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My mom knows my powerlevel
She's come in while I watched GTO
Plus I have 3 dvds on my desk
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>>100743988
Couldn't you jack off in the bathroom or something? Or even at school.

To be fair, I only started that shit when I was 16
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>>100743793
Psychiatrists are great, but psychologists are just wannabes.
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>>100742078
i live with my father ,i´m 27,and we are bro,deal with it.Nothing like watching 80´s action movies with him.
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>>100743624
>2014
>not living with your grandma, helping her out, and eating her home cooked authentic polish food
it's like you retards don't understand life.
I moved out of grandmas once, lived on my own, and quickly came running back.
it's a dream.
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>>100743920
>not being able to buy a couch by yourself
I bet you don't support the anime industry either, you greedy fuck.
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>>100743935
>I really don't give two fucks about what normies think, and neither should you.

Same here but OP is talking about his parents and not some people on the street
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>>100744060
Source: My mom.
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>>100744114
Why would I support jews?
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>>100743994
No, in fact I missed like two of my appointments which ended up costing her the pay she would normally get for those hours.

Long story short I am kind of a shitlord. Which means I fit right in on /a/!
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>>100744093
you lucky bastard. i would kill for my grandma's home cooked food
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>2010
>perform Hare Hare Yukai at school talent show
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>>100744052
How am I supposed to tell if I'm crazy or not though?
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>>100744228
Underage leave.
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>>100744228
oh god what the fuck
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>>100742078
>moving out just to prove yourself or something
That's dumb. 23 here, live with my father and save tons of money since I have few bills.
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>>100744051
It actually is incredibly easy to attain. The best about it is that you can start doing all of those at any point of time in your life. Except for good reliable friends. Those are earned by not being a complete faggot in real life. Even Kirito can do it, why can't you?
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>>100744242
Do you feel insane?

If you do you probably aren't crazy.
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>>100742978
Oh boy...
Hasn't anyone told you it ain't normal to have a mental illness you maladjusted faggot?
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>Be watching Jormungand
>Dad walks in
>Watcha doing son?
>Watchinjg a Japanese TV show
>Oh...okay

It helps that they already know that I watch Adventure Time, Regular Show, Ed Edd & Eddy and shit with my little brother, so me watching cartoons isn't entirely out of left field.
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>>100744228
Was it received well?
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>>100744228
obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6VFhPrn1Cc
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I find it funny how half of you anons can't man up and just admit you like anime. You look like even more of a pussy if you hide it, like you're ashamed of it and yourself. Own up to it. Don't be a fucking weaboo faggot, but if someone finds out you like it don't give a fuck, seriously. Show some self-confidence about yourself, they'll probably respect you more anyways.
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>>100742573
>Not having a contingency plan.

Seriously, you can do it pretty much whenever you want, so long as you have your own room and aren't retarded. I've been "caught" like six times, but I've never once actually been caught. It's still embarrassing as shit, but it's better than them knowing. Which they probably do, to a certain extent, but you get the picture.
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>>100744114
I just downloaded like ten shows this week, what're you gonna do about it
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>>100744302
>It actually is incredibly easy to attain.
For people that don't have those kinds of problems in the first place.
Gee great advice.
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I gave up trying to hide my "powerlevel" in my house a long long time ago. The several wall scroll, wall of hand draw pictures, and 5'x5' hand drawn asuka+rei poster are pretty obvious. At least I come off as a draw/artfag.
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>>100744228
If it makes you feel any better I did the Major's monologue for my drama class. I took out all the stuff about vampires though.
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My parents have always been cool with me being into anime and manga. I watched Psycho Pass with my Mom and she read Death Note a few years back, she plays runescape though so she has no right to insult my own hobbies. Dad's a scifi nerd so I got off easy there as well They don't really approve of how much I spend on figures and other merch but it's my money and they can appreciate them as art.
They were once told by a therapist of mine that I'd obviously taken up my interest in anime because I didn't want to age past the age of 13 and I was obviously watching and reading things aimed at 13 year olds due to that. That's about the only issue that any one has had with it.
>>100744228
Fucking why.
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This is the background on my phone. I'm sure someone's noticed by now, but I act like a complete normalfag all the time.
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>>100744342
Shut the fuck up. I have a small penis.
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>>100743920
>she helped me, she can hel anyone!
I love anecdotal evidence.
>>100743793
> due to using the scientific method
Scientific method isn't worth shit these days when the money that goes into making antidepressants and what not gets in the way.
Plus, our knowledge on how the brain works is not enough to do what psychiatrists claim to do. And that is for the scientific part of it, the rest of it is complete and utter bullshit as you said, behaviorism included.
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>>100742308

>Not having a lock on your door

This is what's wrong with you people...
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My parents know, saw my dakimakuras and shit. Don't give a fuck. I don't have friends or people coming over.
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>>100744438
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I never hid it in the first place
She knows about muh waifu somewhat
she even told me it would be fine to get a wallscroll or poster in my room

The downside to all of this is she bought me a nurutu shirt
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>>100744242
How do you tell whether you have a bladder infection?

You ask someone more experienced than you. Hopefully someone trained, because layman always tell you hear-say and "common knowledge", like: >>100743800, which is never founded on empirical basis beyond sample sizes of "my mother, my neighbor, and that dude from the supermarket".

>>100744313
had* at least one mental illness

They can pass, too, although they can do considerable damage in the time they are present.
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>>100744444
I was being sarcastic, also nice quintuples
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>>100742408
>>100742537
Thirded.

>What did you do over the weekend?
>...Watched TV
>What shows?
>...I dunno, nothing really interesting.
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>>100744342
There's no need to, at least in my case.
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Dad walked in when watching Eva (the math/pool episode) and he just grinned.
They know I scanlated when I still lived at home, and supported it.
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>>100744093
>>100744224
My grandma is an awful cook. I'm sorry to say it but it's true.Before my grandad died me and him would joke about how terrible her cooking was. I once ate some of her porkchops and the taste of them made me start vomiting. And she gets mad as fuck if you don't eat. I usually discreetly throw the food away and eat whatever I can find like saltine crackers or plain bread
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>>100744304
You're kind of scaring me, anon
I was just joking, but what if I'm the crazy one?
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I remember me ol mum spied me watchin some Dokuro-Chan. I was fussing around half nervously trying to convince her that it was some funny show but she being the stubborn chav like she is, she wouldn't budge. She actually took my computer telly for a week.
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I wish i could live with /a/ together in a house. In time we would get used to the smell of sweat and cum and could live happily ever after
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>>100743918
What up dysthymic disorder/alcoholic bro?
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>>100744228
Holy shit, I feared every time that we did presentations of some sort that some autist was going to do something with anime in it.

Or Halloween when all the cosplayers come out.
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>>100744342
Are you trying to make bullies' job harder or what?

>>100744655
>after
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>>100744635
>the math/pool episode
Would you have preferred the shinji falling down on rei tit grabbing scene?
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>>100744655
This would end so unbelievably poorly.
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>>100744647
did you live in a council estate
that's the only thing missing from this story lad
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>>100744655
But I don't want to live with any crossdressers, I don't want to turn fag
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>>100744644
Not him, but I might actually be crazy. I hear my name whispered at least once a week and I'm completely sure there are no ghosts around me. I might be developing schizophrenia, it's terrifying.
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>constantly looking at the google homepage whenever parents walked in on me browsing /a/
>What were you looking at, son?
>N-Nothing
>He thinks I'm constantly looking at porn
>Better than revealing powerlevel
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>>100743449
>friend comes over
>wants to look something up on my computer
>"The internet's out, yeah.."
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>>100744385
I had half of those problems myself in the past. I even went to psychologists. That didn't help at all.

So I decided to either kill myself or change my life to the better. During those past 10 years my life has become constantly better and now I enjoy every second of my wonderful life.

Exactly because I had many problems in my past, I can't stand the hypocrisy when other people just whine around and do not try to change anything.
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>>100744780
>Absolutely wonderfully
FTFY
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>>100744444
>Scientific method isn't worth shit these days when the money that goes into making antidepressants and what not gets in the way.
Ooooh, the pharma conspiracies! >>>/x/
How about you present any alternatives? The alternative to the scientific method is just taking guesses and making up shit, see homeopathy. which /x/ is quite fond of, or so I've heard. So, you might fit right in there.

>Plus, our knowledge on how the brain works is not enough to do what psychiatrists claim to do.
We never fully know how anything works, even in physics, but we don't have to either. We just want stuff to work and if some medicament against anger issues has success rates near absolute certainty, time after time, replicated by individuals that don't have anything to do with each other, and there are no known side effects, then it's fine.
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I was watching Madoka and she said Madoka looks like me.
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>>100744829
Protip: look into some computer static, if it tells you to kill your mom then you should seek help.
Or it'll just be more interesting than it should be.
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>>100744662
Nothing much.
Finals are coming up and I'm behind on schedule.
My flat is a mess and I need to make some order before I do anything else tomorrow.
Watched a bit of anime drunk and now I'm waiting for the subs of Mikakunin de Shinkoukei to come out.

I just want to see the best girl this season before I got to sleep ;_;
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>>100744940
>pink hair
>retarded

Maybe the second one but I don't believe the first.
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>>100744829
I assumed it was common to hear your own name randomly sometimes, it's happened to me a ton of times.
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>>100744940
>btw im a grilll!!
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>>100744780
- Anime on screens 24/7
- Blood coming out of the "debate room" whenever a episode aired
-Hourly waifu discussions
- A custom built server with terabytes of anime connected each pc
- Every night one gets to be the girls and we all play a round of "dont asl dont tell"
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>>100743988
I'm 23 and my mom still looks through my garbage sometimes.
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>>100744940
So you look like a 14 year old little girl?

Damn, I didn't expect Madoka to actually be 14, I would have guessed 10...
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>>100744989
I have never heard of this, I guess I can live another year at ease.
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>>100744780
If none of us needed a job and we could just stay in the house 24/7, it would work pretty well.
If you don't mind walking over sweat and cum everywhere you go, it would be wonderful.
If we had to leave the would it would be worse than homeless people, though.
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>>100744228
Please upload video.
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>>100744868
Well I'm eventually going to change something, but pretending that it's all easy, not knowing what kind of problems other people may have is just not fair.

For all I know you might have just been a bitch and not actually someone diagnosed with a mental illness.
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>>100744780
I can see it:
>murder
>cannibalism
>rape
>torture
>spree killings
>anons stalking each others in the blood covered passageways of /a/ house
>weird cults
>human sacrifice
>mutilated corpses left to serve as warnings
>food shortages
>water shortages
>electricity shortages
>fires
>constant shitflinging
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>>100741919
Whole family knows I watch anime.
As long as they don't know what kind then everything will be perfectly fine.

>still living with your parents
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>>100744662
>>100744962
And what about you?
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Yep, I've gone full powerlevel in public before. I've done it at work too, and really, no one cares unless you act like a weaboo faggot or unless you make it out to be a big deal. Hell, I listen to Denpa and J-Glitch hop using the kitchens stereo every morning at work, and at most, all i've gotten was "What's that noise?".

At another job one of the waitresses walked up to me and asked if I liked anime, and all I said was "Izayoi a shit, worse than" and waited for her response, and all she said was "Oh my god I LOVE Touhou! Cirno is my favorite, that baka!" I told her that I did watch anime, but I didn't like her, and didn't want to talk to her unless she stopped being a weaboo about it.

Another time I was at school and I was reading Yotsuba in the schools library and some faggot walked up to me, pulled the book out of my hands, and gave me Hellsing and told me to stop reading childish shit, and that I could thank them later. Needless to say I asked them to return Yotsuba, they said it was shit, and I punched him in the throat.

>>100742308
I moved out when I hit 18, and ended up moving back a year later because my mom got cancer and the doctors said she had about half a year to live, so I moved back to help her not live a shitty last few months, though she hasn't die yet.
But fapping in my own house? Overrated. I was watching Mahou Shoujo Erena on my tv with the speakers blaring because why the fuck not? Well, Mid fap my neighbor busted through my door with a bleeding hand asking me to dive him to teh emergency room because he gnarled his hand in his lawnmower. He saw the part where Erena and her mom were getting bulged, saw my in the nude fapping, and after being dumbstruck for a few moments, he apologized for not knocking and ran off.
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>>100742308
I still live with my folks. I used to live alone, was great, I miss it, but I can't afford that. I watch more anime now than I did when I lived alone.

Jobs I land just don't give me enough hours to make a living.

As for hiding powerlevels, I regularly talk about anime as a hobby to friends and family and no one gives a fuck. They litterally don't, only /a/ cares about talking about anime inteligently. Everyone else just wants to talk about things more interesting to them. Like sports.
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>>100745081
>If you don't mind walking over sweat and cum everywhere you go, it would be wonderful.

I really dont think that this would happen. I think if surrounded by like minded people we could at least get some basic rules of hygiene going
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>>100741919
i'm a great polar fan, so while watching american shows like the mentalist, law and order, life and lie to me i also watch some anime with good plot.
my father saw me watching psychopass, and didn't frown.

however if i was watching lesbian shows and yuri animes, i wouldn't want anyone to know it
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>>100745130
I concur with all of those except murder. We would all love each other and only kill when necessary as sacrifices or to get food.
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>>100744689
I had to take a Communications class a while back and one of our projects was pretty much to do a how to/informational presentation on something. There was one fat girl obvious weaboo girl who did her presentation on anime. I was sitting in the front row.

Frankly I was surprised I didn't distract her or anything because I was visibly cringing so hard.

To give a small example of her content

>Slide with K-On on it
>"...And this is cone!"
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>>100742308
Holy shit all these fucking lowlifes

Its one thing to be a weeb and do nothing but watch anime and have a waifu and spend all your money on figures and fap to every kind of 2D fetish

but if you seriously are still living with your parents past 25 and have not made any attempt to become financially independent you are literally a manchild and do not have any right to talk about "taste" amongst adults.

Keep your failures to yourself, don't be a worm.
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>>100745130
>"you're waifu a shit" written in blood next to shredded daki
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>>100744655
Yeah...no.

As much as I like talking and arguing with you guys I would never come within 10 feet of another anon based on what I read here everyday.
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>>100745169
>Saying memes outside of 4chan
Go fuck yourself.
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>be in school
>someone records a retarded video of me and my friends doing the caramelldansen for fun
>next whole year assembly
>"Oh, announcement, if you want to buy this comedy dvd for charity, go ahead!"
>plays the clip in front of the whole year
>I curl up and die, attempting to crush my worthless form into a singularity
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When I was in high school I didn't plug my headphones all the way in and played the first few seconds of Groovin Magic.
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>>100744962
>>100745167
Sorry, was reading the rest of the thread.
At least you're still in school, post grad life sucks. The snow isn't helping my seasonally affective symptoms, starting a new job next week and waiting for a ride to the bar now.
Anime wise, finished Uchouten Kazoku while waiting for today's releases to get subbed. It was pretty good.
All I want to do is sleep though.
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>be in high school
>come home
>dad is watching Evangelion in living room
>there's pile of various anime DVD in front of him
>they're mine
>decided to not talk anything and go back to my room
10 years later and I still wonder who's his waifu
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I tell people I watch anime if asked, and will reveal my power level if also asked. I usually change the subject quickly.

Threadly reminder that if you don't act autistic about your chinese cartoons, no one gives a fuck.
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>>100744224
I would kill to have a grandma. Both of them died before I was born and I've only known my dad's dad.
Who doesn't talk to anyone but my aunts.
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>>100745288
>but if you seriously are still living with your parents past 25 and have not made any attempt to become financially independent you are literally a manchild and do not have any right to talk about "taste" amongst adults.

Its a recession what do you expect?
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>mentally unstable mum and cheating dad
Can I live in the /a/ mansion p-please?
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>Have like one friend
>Told him
>He doesn't give two fucks

>Couple of times my friends have entered my room and stared straight at my mousepad which has Akari on it
>They never gave a fuck

I'll never actually tell anyone I watch it beside my best friend though.
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My phone started playing some track from the madoka soundtrack today at work.

People heard it.

Thank god there weren't any vocals.
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>>100745342
>if you want to buy this comedy dvd for charity, go ahead!
Damn son.
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At least they don't know I translate porn comics and visual novels
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>>100745320
What meme?
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18 here, family knows I watch anime but no idea what in particular. Everything works out since I don't have any particular merch around my shit for them to identify
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>>100745448
I'm not sure what you mean by that but I'm cringing at the memory

>>100745395
Please tell me it isn't an oppai mousepad
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>>100745169
>>100745434
>Izayoi a shit
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>>100742308
My university is like 3 blocks or so from my parents' house.

I can easily save money by just staying here.
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>>100745342
>Not standing up and taking control of the situation by playing along.
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>>100741919
your dad clearly wants to watch them with you.
watch some TTGL with them or whatever or gaogaigar
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>>100745342
>me and my friends doing the caramelldansen for fun
You deserve everything you got. This isn't accidentally revealing your powerlevel, it's going straight up full retard.
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>>100744927
Alternatives? Why would I present any when the very subject of psychiatry is an invention? Or what you honestly believe mental illness is a real thing like your pc, or like the flu? I will not believe in anything your field says until we have hard neurological evidence of mental illnesses and we don't have to rely on shady statistics.
>We never fully know how anything works,
"enough" was the key word in that sentence.
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>>100745462
"X a shit"
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>>100745098
I admit, change isn't that easy...

It takes time and initially quite some effort and will power. But it also isn't impossible like everyone wants to claim. I always hear people saying ':,( I cant change I am such a poor little thing' which is hypocrisy. Instead of bitching about your problems, you could spend the time working on them. Really, the most difficult part is to start. As soon as you have started, it constantly becomes easier. So basically the large majority of people on this world are too fucking pathetic to START talking to an other person / eating less / doing sport / working more and harder / ... Already by the 2nd time it becomes easier. I have the same problems like everyone else, my childhood was completely fucked up. But still I managed to start creating myself a great life.

I empathize with people who suffer but really people who never try to change their situation even after many years do not deserve a tiniest bit of respect.
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>>100745342
That's what you get for being a weeaboo faggot.
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>>100745591
Oh, thats whats bothering you? Ah, sorry your feeling get hurt so easily, i'll try harder to not do that next time, newfriend.
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>>100745375
Ok, I'll grant your wish. You can have a grandma, but she is the person you have to kill to have the wish granted.
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>>100745342
The only way to salvage your dignity in a situation like that is to embrace the joke. If you play it up like you're enjoying the attention, people will lose interest really fast. People will still think you're weird, but you won't be mocked for it if you show them that you can laugh at your own shame.

Or you could just jump in front of a bus, but going that route there is a chance you could survive, and the one thing you can never live down is failing at suicide.
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>>100745378
I make $12 an hour 40 hours a week and I get by fine. Been able to buyfag, eat properly, save for a car (I walk to work) and buy alcohol and video games occasionally.

I used to make $10 and I could still manage.
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>>100745360
>school
Try University.
It's a nightmare considering I can give myself as little or as much workload as I desire.
Need to make up as much as possible during the next two terms.

Best of luck with you new job.
Try to see snow in a more positive light, if possible (well unless snowfall and you have to rely on a card).

Being forced by social obligations into a bar?
Been there done that.
Thank god I don't have to do that all that often.
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>be in office
>watching anime on free time
>co-workers don't really care

Sucks being the faggot nephew of the company owner.
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>>100745587
>>100745634

That was when I learned the horrors of peer pressure, never to do anything you don't think is a good idea, and NEVER leave a physical record.
Good lessons for later life.

>>100745663
That would be another lesson I learned. Being the guy who can laugh at himself, not the autist who tries to punch you if you mention it.
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>>100745672
And where do you live?
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A couple of months ago a girl in my class caught me reading manga on my phone, and asked if I watched anime. I was hesitant but for some reason she seemed like she had a decent powerlevel, but her favorite anime was SAO and she loved SnK.

In high school there was a black dude who watched Ippo streamed on the library
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>>100745750
You take your HDD to work?
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>>100744655
>>100745015
>>100744780

So Koko wa Otaku?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0K6VeIgdQ
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>>100745547
No, just a regular mousepad with this image on it.
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>>100745672
12 isn't enough depending where you live. You're lucky to land a job that gives you 40 hours consistently.
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>>100745693
School, university, same thing. I came in with 27 credits and maxed out during my freshman year so the next three years I pretty much did nothing but read books for class and hang around at home. My last semester I had three classes total.
Thanks for the well wishes. Snow just frustrates me and the winter depresses me more so it's something I just wait to be over.
Not forced, my parents have been off the past two days because of the snow and I need to get out of this fucking house and away from them. Plus I can drink. It'll work out.

sage for blogging
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>>100745602
Well I started a lot of things, but nothing permanent.
I can got jog for 1-2 months, but then some small change happens and it all comes tumbling down.

Will probably joins some sort of club soon, so I'll feel obligated to do it.
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>>100745799
I live in the office as a freeloader, while paying off my debts while my aunt spends for my college fees.

So yeah, muh own PC.
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>>100745169
You sound like an unpleasant prick.
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>>100741919
My powerlevel is offset by my apparent normalfagness to the naked eye, it really confuses many people. Guys and girls at my employment all think i'm some sophisticated superjock scholar, and then when one of the young cunts starts talking about games or tv shows or anime I am like all in that shit with grade A++ knowledge and they don't know how I know that stuff when I obviously spend all my time in the gym, studying astrophysics and details of modern and ancient european history.

Highschool dropout, spend too much time on wikipedia, haven't hit the gym in 9 years. Still superior to all these "lifers" in every aspect they pride themselves as superior to nerds/geeks.


The "first" time I revealed my powerlevel was watching Evangelion when I was 14 or something, back in 98. My father was an ex-con, his friends all highly drug addicted "badasses" etc.. One of them makes fun of me "for watching cartoons at your age". I come home one day from school and he's watched 17 episode of Evangelion during the day.

Enter Infectious Powerlevel.
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>>100744841
Are you me?
My parents even say "Panic button!" whenever they walk into the room.
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>>100745651
So, I just have to kill her? No time limit? Okay before she dies I'll kill her
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True story dad came up behind me while I was watching Hidamari Sketch

>You looking at weird shit, Anon?
>Yeah..
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>>100745589
>I will not believe in anything your field says until we have hard neurological evidence of mental illnesses and we don't have to rely on shady statistics.
Not that anon, but I'm pretty sure this already exists. One example would be the examination of transgender people were examined and their brain chemistry was more similar to that of the other sex. So basically it's not just in their head, figuratively speaking.

Don't ask me for source though, you have the internet and probably care more about this than I do so knock yourself out.
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i hide my powerlevel from everyone, but i really have no fucking clue as to what my parents think about it. All i know is that my dad has been to Japan and it seems he liked it.
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My father knows, doesn't like it, but respects that I can like whatever I want.

The only time her got upset was when he saw me watching Ika Musume
He went into a rant about his grandfather who was in Japan during the occupation. My father was drunk at the time.
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>YFW I watched the entire series of K-On and Freezing at university library where about 40 people could actually see what I'm doing.

Why you guys care that much?
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>>100744841
Why do you have the screen facing the door? Or do they walk right up to you and look at your screen purposely?
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>>100745914
What's so embarrassing about a mousepad with a picture of a dog on it?
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>>100746082
That's not a mental illness though.
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>>100746071
"Yeah" is the best answer, always.

That or "it's the best"
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>>100745395
which Akari?
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>>100745434
Which one?

I've always been fond of Sis Puella Magica
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I never had any friends ever but no one picked on me because I spent all my time working out, studying and boxing back in highschool.
I never really cared what anyone thought of me unless they were employers, and I like to think everyone knew me as the 220 pound otaku from the motherland back in highschool.
Now I live alone and exchange fewer than 100 words with people from real life a day, with no opportunity to lose my powerlevel.

Things are OK.
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>parents can't understand english
>can literally browse work safe boards in front of their eyes
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>>100742740
I showed my mom SZS as well. She thought it was brilliant.
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I hide my anime faggotry via the Forest For The Trees methodology.

Degree in Med/Ren Studies, avid collector and player of Board Games, Comic Books, Magic the Gathering, Legend of the Five Rings, D&D, Everquest, Star Wars fanwankery, Warhammer, Anime.

By the time someone stumbles over the anime part, they've generally gone dead-eyes to my hobbies in general.
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>>100746225
This one.



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