Which Steins would you Gate?
Under the sheets
While holding hands
Kurisu confirmed for SciADV Hitler.
Why can't she fucking keep an eye on her research?
I can't read "Tuturu" anymore without adding "motherfucker" to the end.
Wrong swear, man.
Kurisu for tenderness.
Suzu for sweaty, raw, impregnation.
And Moeka for rape and hatesex.
>Implying Kurisu wouldn't go crazy once she gets some.
She must have so much built up sexual tension for her father.
What has science done.
You know what the series needs? More Ayase.
She's already got some in other world lines
Isn't it obvious?
oh god I'm dying
Steiner if you're out there or see this later, any progress on Holy Day of Scourge?
Tuturu worst girl desu ne
Good, Steiner should be here any minute to defend his waifu.
The good S;G girls, fuck Ruka and Moeka.
Steins;Gate body measurements.
Damn. Suzu a best
I suppose only Steiner himself has read more of the original works than me, and I wholeheartedly approve of this.
Feyris is underrated btw.
Yeah, I can't wait for the rerelease of Drama CD Alpha.
And lucky you, sounds like you know moon.
and there's so much material you haven't even seen yet...
I do, and I was in Japan when it aired.
Right now I plow through phenogram. Heavy stuff, but gets more and more healing/fanservicey with every character.
Nice. How did you like Alpacaman? I only read the summary, but that shit looked crazy.
Suza is a bit of alright
I thought okabe as like 185 or something.
>tfw as tall as suzuha
And I thought I was a manlet, I'm only as tall as Moeka.
Jesus christ, they're all so short.
Dude, I avoided the summaries like a plague.
I played Darling first, and I expected phenogram to be kind of the same, so when the grimdark hit, I was like "aw shit, not again.
Ever since I helped on Epigraph and Pandora, PTSD-Okabe just hits me like a truck.
I want to hold hands with Mayushii.
Time for best girl.
That's Japan for you.
Nice. And have you read Holy Day of Scourge, I've heard Okabe deals with PTSD there too.
It's better this way easier to kiss them
got the japanese title? I'm not too familiar with all those fan titles.
>Holy Day of Scourge
I admit I totally forgot about that, but I do have that book lying around. It comes with a letter from Kurisu which I posted here two years ago
I would go to divergence 0.5~ and rape suzuha and keep raping her until she dies and then reset the time. She's getting born in 7 years anyways.
Kurisu reaching up was cute though.
Looks like it's 災厄降誕のホーリー・デイ
Heck, I know I would if I could, but let's be serious here for a moment:
COULD you? Look at that body.
It would be easier to coerce her into a loving relationship, Suzu is all about fun
>implying she'd even give us the time.
a couple metres of rope and a functional setup and we are good to go.
Nobody chose Ruka? Wow. She's like the cutest and most huggable character. Buncha faggots.
I want to Marry her, then have sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation.
I'm a sick fuck, i know.
Would you happen to still have the letter or be able to give me any hints to finding it in the archive?
Just be careful you don't end up with fun hating Beta Suzuha.
Daga, otoko da.
obnoxious, predictable, no fun on a date, knows nothing about anything, fucks up something simple as transferring numbers from an e-mail to a lottery ticket.
All those reasons disregard the gender even. Given the time travel shenanigains, if you don't know your divergence, Ruka is basically Schrödinger's Trap
And I suppose I'll post the usual pastebin too.
I'll just take the pictures again when I'm done fapping, hold on.
WELL THAT'S NICE
It's even my shitty camera.
Fuck I only know what daga means. "Except/but". I'm gonna assume its something about penis?
>no fun on a date
That was Okabe's fault
>knows nothing about anything
He's a plot tool did what you expect
>fucks up something simple as transferring numbers from an e-mail to a lottery ticket.
Implying that would happen again while I hug him.
I want an Upa stamp...
Ok, i have them saved.
Why is she so delicious?
jesus her body is so gross. skinnyfat is so awful.
Everything is horrible, he never knows what to do, is molested by his father and hates any idea which sounds like fun (cosplay)
Even in his own routes.
>no fun on a date
>That was Okabe's fault
In all three canons?
>knows nothing about anything
>He's a plot tool did what you expect
So was John Titor. So was Feyris' dad, heck, so was Feyris. They still knew how to run a business or how to defend yourself
>fucks up something simple as transferring numbers from an e-mail to a lottery ticket.
>Implying that would happen again while I hug him.
It would be even worse since he's flustered.
I just don't like Ruka as a character very much.
Turn on your basement light dude. Can't read shit.
>Rest of letter in Japanese
Damn it Kurisu
go back to 2012 and tell me that.
Also, jeez, just photoshop it brighter.
Did someone say motherfucker?
Now, I don't know Japanese, so could someone at least give a short summary?
well then let me at least translate them when i'm done fapping then, gimme 10 mins
Fine fine, and you don't need to post that last part!
...last part? Well, whatever.
Keep in mind I'm no native speaker of english.
Ok here we go:
Hi, good work, are you doing fine?
I'm currently doing some small research and experiments, and am in a facility in the desert of Arizona. It's really hot, but the air is clear like shiny glass.
Last night, I went out for a breather, and everything my eyes could see was a sea of stars.
With a 360'° vision full of stars all for yourself, you feel kind of like falling into it, and also I thought to myself "...how lonely".
My chest became heavy and I closed my eyes. But there was just one thing I felt like then...
... well, I'm writing like a teenager in love (lol) \(^o^)/
I've been talking ever since we met in the city on that one day.
At the beginning, the "logical me" inside me judged this situation to be strange, fucked up, and wouldn't stop complaining about it. I talk without your dumb remarks somewhere in the room. There's also a me who understands
I...I wasn't prepared for this. Wait a moment, I need some time to recover.
That's why I want to believe.
There's no-one who can prove it, though. I begin laughing without thinking about it.
"We are seperately doomed to be alone for all eternity, but at the same time we are always conencted, somewhere."
Even if we are living other lives on the outside, while wandering about another time...
Somewhere, we actually share the same things. We understand each other.
Did you know? Even Einstein, who denied believing into the existing church, imagined an "existance surpassing many many things" in his last year.
...well, let's end it here today.
This is a quite embarrassing Poem whoever you look at it. Thanks very much, me orz
Also, and this doesn't really matter, since I can take some vacation at year's end, I'll have no other choice but to come over.
I-It's not like I thought I'd want to meet you or anything!
I-I want to visit Mayuri. And all the other Labomem.
That's all there is to it. Nothing else. You are just an extra. E-x-tr-a!
Well then. Bye!
-> It's surely cold where you are so don't catch a cold!
From Kurisu Makise
>That last paragraph
Jesus, tsundere Kurisu is the best.
And thanks for your work. While yeah, it could've been worded better, I won't blame you since English isn't your native language and I found it good enough for comprehension. Thanks!
Moeka, I like her personality
alternatively Suzuha is the only real choice.
Ruka is just... I dont know, maybe love could be possible, but she"s a bit too frail, to the point where I'd be afraid of breaking her
Shiina is best friends material
And KURISUTINA has no appeal at all. worst girl
>okabe 177cm(same as me)/59 KG
Im pretty sure that is very underweight. he needs 6+10 kgs
>wanting to rape suzuha
disgusting. consensual sex is the only way to go, if you wanna rape someone rape nekobitch
actually forget about it, Nae is where its at.
Just look at that sexy body.
Yangire Nae is best girl.
You have the absolute worst taste.
>I admit I totally forgot about that, but I do have that book lying around.
> D. Short Stories
>1. Holy Day of Scourge-U
>hating on Rumiho
I might have to fight you.
damn that means I'm way underweight
About 5'10 and 120 lbs here
oops meant to type +6 to 10 kg.
6 should be ok.
you know the main guy translating steins;gate is a brit?
He's supposed to be, Mayuri is canonically physically stronger than him.
Same with Kurisu, hence her lack of tits as well. They're scientists.
The IBN 5100 weighs ~25 kgs in the lore, according to phenogram.
I would be able to lift that thing through Akiba by myself, so would Suzu and Mr. Braun.
Okabe needs to be able to afford food and go lift.
forgot to add a nice picture
I thought you were laughing at the ou in the title.
Oh I see now. No, I was referring to the -U which means it's untranslated, not the spelling.
I couldn't do 25 kgs, but I am weak as shit myself.
I just dont see any appeal, she's right for okabe but I would just be friends with her at most.
the meowing was a bit annoying, that aside she didnt seem that much of a character, in the anime at least.
yeah, we... might get onto that some time... maybe.
You could post Mayuri Pictures to summon Steiner and pester him to do it you know.
When he posted the last Pandora chapter, Steiner also said he was almost completely done with Braun...
I don't have too many Mayuri pictures but sure why not.
I want to dance with that Kurisu.
Feyris is underrepresented in the anime, that's right. But her character gets a lot of flesh in the side-stories, due to her father being friends with both Nakabachi and Science Prof Hashida Suzu.
Her best role in my opinion is when she's alone with Kurisu in Babel. The two are childhood friends, after all. Both forgot about that though.
She's a caring and sweet character with a facade she needs because she's handling the café, school AND her fathers business all at once.
I can tell you this much:
Translation is done at least, it's either the QC or the typesetting which is missing, or he wants to release them kinda regularily.
Doesn't help that he's a busy man in real life for all I know from /a/.
I think I need to go get some more Mayuri images.
Nothing better than dancing with such a lovely woman after all.
Good thing there's pixiv.
Who summoned me?
Next Braun chapter tomorrow.
Looking kinda cool, there, Kurisutina
Haven't touched it recently, but it's not forgotten about.
Just been super busy with other stuff.
told you it'd work, we can go back to post some Rumiho now.
We never post Rumiho.
Yeah, I think I've heard that he's a teacher or something.
That's okay. As long as it gets done eventually I don't mind.
How many chapters are left?
Next release is chapter 7, and after that there'll be 4 more chapters, through to 11.
Legends tell of him working to free Scotland, kill the Loch Ness Monster and establish a Free Trade Union with Japan as well.
Truly a man shrouded in mystery
Find it kinda strange that the first volume only has 4 chapters while the second has 7...
Well, who knows what they were thinking anyway.
Where can this be read?
The manga in general? Check Steiner's blog, which you can get through the pastebin I posted somewhere in this thread.
Download releases from my site or read it on whatever manga reading site you use, I personally think Batoto is a better choice if you're going down that route.
My website is http://tempusedaxrerumtl.wordpress.com/
>this kills the okarin
Steiner I have a question about the Steins;Gate VN. I've noticed that a bunch of the mails seem to come at different times each time I go through. So, is this a bug, or is there a bit of a randomization factor on when the mails are received?
There is a small element of randomization to it, yes.
Just wanted to confirm since I'm putting a note about it in my flowchart.
Why did best Chaos;Head have to die do young?
Why people forget that Suzuha is a well trained soldier
Its not like you can overpower her, and I doubt she would let herself get drugged or something like that.
Even worse if you are a skinny and weak guy like Okabe.
Okabe was pretty crazy at that point.
I could watch this all day.
So, was Okabe actually schizophrenic/otherwise mentally ill? In the VN Daru and Mayuri refer to his "mental illness" several times but it's never mentioned in the anime. He's also pretty much batshit insane at some points in the VN
>talks to himself on the phone
>makes up words and uses an alias
>is paranoid to the point of thinking there is an organization plotting against him
>thinks he's smarter than everyone
>has weird mannerisms and is overly attached to some objects
>a protective teenage girl sticks with him and follows him around for no reason
Is it safe to theorize that none of the VN actually happened and it was all part of Okabe's delusion?
Chuunibyou. When he's actually insane you can tell >>100750450
It's just fucking chuunibyou.
For all we know, Okabe is strapped in a straightjacket.
For all you know, all of /a/ is just your delusion and you're the one doing all the shitposting.
>You will never have a hentai tensai shoujo rub her cheeks against yours.
I can hear Asami Imai saying it, and it is glorious.
The words, what do they say, moonman?
I know not.
she looks american
Just a shit pic.
How the hell was he ever going to rape Suzuha then?
He wasn't thinking straight.
Something something cummed inside.
It would've been funny to see him fail spectacularly.
Then have Suzu find out about him that way.
Her voice is a lullaby to me.
Me too. I could listen to it all day.
Would you an obese Kurisu?
Shit, do I have to make an account to watch that video?
You always need a niconico account to watch their stuff.
I'm seriously considering to watch this video.
Just do it, it's free and takes 2 seconds.
How many papers has Kurisu submitted and got accepted? or just letting her boss write manuscript even for her own dissertation?
Someone liking Faris, damn I am not alone.
People were surprised about their height? I was more surprised that Daru and Okabe was supposed to be 18 year olds..
I believe the paper in Science magazine or whatever was her thesis in college. I think she only recently graduated.
Goddamn that's cute
And Okabe is 18 and a half, turning 19 in December.
But they look like they're in their mid-twenties
Eh, I know people around their age that could look like that.
Okabe's just got some stubble and Daru's a fat otaku, they look about right.
I want noah to be translated first
but chu chu would be nice
How does Okabe perpetually have stubble anyway?
He's a mad scientist
I hope they milk her world line somehow so I can get more of her.
If you use a crappy electric razor you never get completely clean shaven.
i'd milk her too
Holy crap, Kurisu has a really shitty handwriting for a girl
She probably wrote it while being rammed by a drug-dealer named Jamal and his friends.
He shouldn't have let her go back to America.
She's a scientist (and one that deals in biology too), they all have crap handwriting. Full doctors have the worst handwriting out of anyone on the Earth.
I'm 177cm 75k and look skinny as fuck, Okabe shouldn't even be alive.
>She's a scientist, they all have crap handwriting.
I'm pretty sure that is incorrect.
I mean, they need to write a lot of numbers and words.
I agree with the doctors part though, and I always wondered why they all have such a shitty handwriting.
>And in the end, the unceasing shitposting, the horrible taste, the stupid questions, even the talk of boypussies and cumguzzling: I was every last bit of it.
What a tweest.
It's one of the great mysteries in the world.
Are you sure you're not just trying to compliment yourself? I'm exactly 185 75 and I look normal.
>tfw made kurisu my first waifu
>would not fuck, only talk to and hug
>tfw i have 2 more waifus now
No you don't
But I do. My waist is nowhere near lean and I can bench press 60kg in sets now.
why? I don't get it
Because the kiddie pool is a small body of water that if you were fishing in, you'd be guaranteed to catch something. It's also a play on words of jerking it in a child's play pool.
something looks wrong about her hand in that pic
It's not real, someone else just needed to borrow it.
that girl in the middle
boy do I have news for you
Delta World Line. It's accurate.
>wanting him to be a girl
But that's what he wants too, anon.
the movie thing provided a reasonable method to his madness, he was a boring as hell kid
But chuuni'd for a morally good reason, he implies this in the anime, but again, it's more blatant in the movie
>inb4 original story
>Official 5pb./Nitroplus-approved Steins;Gate comes out
>It uses "El Psy Kongroo", "Luka", and "To True" instead of "El Psy Congroo", "Ruka", and "Tutturu"