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>Tfw best girl will never win
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>>100724610
>>100714054
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But all the girls in Naruto are terrible. In fact, all the characters in Naruto are terrible.
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>>100724715

Not Anko
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>tfw no decent Hinata doujins
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>>100724711
>>100724711
>>100724711
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>>100724715

You better not be talking shit about Rock Lee and Shikamaru.
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>>100724756

love hotel
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>>100724753
Especially Anko.

also checkem
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>>100724715

>Anko
>Shikamaru
>Rock Lee
>Gai
>Temari
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>>100724813

>forgetting Tenten
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>>100724610
Why is Naruto so bad?
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>>100724753

Is she relevant yet
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>>100724753
Not Shizune
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>>100724610
Pretty much every other girl in the series is better than Hinata bar Sakura.
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>>100724911

woah
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>>100724911
>>100724711
Not bad, but wait until you see my 7
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>>100724610
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've given up on Naruto possibly being good again, but if Kishimoto doesn't end the series with Naruto hooking up with Hinata, I will fly over to Japan, walk into Kishimoto's office, and personally punch him in the goddamn mouth.
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>>100724920

>implying Ino
>Implying Tsunade
>implying Karin
>implying anyone else
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>>100724967

better buy that ticket soon
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>>100724967
>Implying best girl ending with worst boy is any good.
Just let her move on and kill Naruto.
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>>100724988
>>100724988
>>100724988
>>100724988
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>>100725034

Oh please. Anyone with half a brain saw that it didn't make any sense
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>>100722869
>Joke
>Your head
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>>100725097
The best witch and the best wizard
What part of that doesn't make sense
Ron was a huge shit who only existed so there was an excuse to explain to the readers/viewers how things worked
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>>100725191

They have never showed any romantic interest in each other
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daily reminder to always fight against the nigger Redwood
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>>100725191
>Harry
>not an edgy unsufferable little shit.

Hermione was a fine lady though.
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>>100725191
lol you're mixing some things up nigga. Hermione's officially the author's avatar, plus Rowling confessed she has a thing for redheads. Do the math.
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>>100725236
>being overrun by tumblr generals
>getting banned for saying nigger and making fun of landwhales
What a terrible fate /co/ has been sentenced to
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>>100724967
I'll send a nuclear warhead wrapped up like a christmas pressent. He'll never see it coming.
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>>100725522
Oh fuck.
I have a thing for red heads too
And thus I was shipping HermionexRon.
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>>100724813
>Sasori
>Itachi
>Deidara
>Kisame
>Kakuzu
Helped you there.
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>>100724715
Nigga what. Hinata has Fist Of The Beast King.
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>>100727315
More like Fist of the Breast King.
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>>100725236
At least it's not hover hand
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What the fuck is this thing and where did it come from?

Is that black setsu wearing white setsu on his head?
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>>100728035
That's Hashirama's summon jutsu and Zetsu can use it because muh genetics
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What's going to happen is that sasuke is going to give naruto his eyes which then turn into rinnegan.
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>>100725191
I don't even read harry potter, but did Harry end up with best girl?
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>>100728678
I don't read it either but I know he ended up with Ron's sister.
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>>100728678
He didn't end up with Hermione (like he should have), so no
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>>100728678
>try to talk to someone about the lore and magical mechanics of hp
> they are only interesting in shipping
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>>100728747
yeah ron NTR hermine and harry fucked his fucked his sister as revenge.
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Yo guys, so I read it, but I didn't understand something. Is it Madara under the mask, or is it a new guy again?
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>>100728783
They would go on another break
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>>100728809
his sister had manface though, it wasn't worth it
also he could've gotten superior Luna pussy instead

>>100728800
That sonic the hedgehog run gets me every time

>>100728842
It's Zetsu, I think
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>>100728794
>try to talk to someone about the lore and magical mechanics of hp
This is where you fucked up
There is no consistency or internal logic to begin with
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>>100728794
It's magic, I ain't gonna explain shit.
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>>100725236
From the sound of it he's actually doing his job
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>>100725236
lol anon
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>>100728800
CC2 should just animate the rest of it
it'd still be shit but it'd be nice to look at atleast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twlHRx-pY9g&hd=1
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Ahahahahahaha Naruhina a SHIT
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>>100729422
Dude you must be braindead if you had thought Hinata had a chance. Naruto loves Sakura, and the hero always gets the girl he wants and doesn't lower himself to take the girl who wants him.
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>>100729491
sakura is so shit though
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>>100729491
He had a childhood crush on Sakura. I suppose he got over it after so much bullshit she fed him.
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>>100724840
Who?
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I hope Madara actually succeeds and does the moon genjutsu and everyone starts living in their own fantasy.

Of course they break it later, but I just want to see everyone's dream/illusion or whatever..

It would be like that part in Gurren Lagann where Viral lives in an illusion where he has a waifu.
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>>100729491
Of course I know she doesn't have a chance. I like rubbing it in on delusional Naruhina shippers.

I don't care if he ends up with Sakura, he's a faggot.
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>Came back to /a/ after a long time
>Few dubs post on Nurutu thread
wut

Also whatever happened to Obito? Did he turn good guy?
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>>100732182
>Of course they break it later, but I just want to see everyone's dream/illusion or whatever..

To be honest, that's probably what is going to happen, and I guess I am kind of curious myself to see everyones perfect fantasy play out.
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>>100734700
Basically
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>>100734915
Didn't we already get a taste of it with the movie?
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>>100734915
>>100732182
Naruto dreams his parents are alive and he is hokage.
Sasuke dreams he is stil a kid and everyone is alive and only woman in his dream is his mother.
Sakura dreams fugging with Sasuke
Hinata dreams fugging with Naruto
Karin dreams fugging with Sasuke
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>>100736872
>Sakura dreams fugging with Sasuke
>Karin dreams fugging with Sasuke
This will the glitch in the Matrix then
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>>100728842
It's Tobi Zetsu, go read Obito's flashback
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>>10073332>I like rubbing it in on delusional Naruhina shippers.
Are you me?
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>>100728678
He fucked Hermione, and then got with Ron's sister
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>tfw best ship never happens
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>>100728678
>Ron's sister with the hero complex
Yes.
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>>100728035
It's trying this
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>>100737770
Ron's sister was a biggest slut in the whole school.
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>>100728800
>missing the part when he carves pain in the ground like a llooney tunes cartoon
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>>100738948
>Ron's sister was a biggest slut in the whole school while her No.1 pick was getting jerked around by the scottish chink
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>>100738847
I wish Naruto would stop stealing from HxH already
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>>100739481
HxH invented Buddha?
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>>100734700
>Also whatever happened to Obito? Did he turn good guy?

He did and was about to resurrect everybody he killed but was hijacked and made to resurrect Madara instead. They should've just killed him.
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>>100735443
>Didn't we already get a taste of it with the movie?

Sort of, but that was Bizarro World where Sasuke is a player, Hinata is a bitch, Sakura's dad was the Fourth Hokage who died, and Akatsuki are the good guys.
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>>100740167
And Shino hates bugs.
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>>100740298
And Rock Lee is almost exactly the same, with a bit more perversion. Guess he's the pH 7 of personality.
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>>100728842
I guess it's Zetsu, since last time we saw him he was trying to take Obito's rinnegan, but of course likely wrong.
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>>100724753
Shes literally the only reason I even give a shit about Naruto anymore. Every week I silently pray she gets to finally do something and every week I'm disappointed. I don't hate Naruto, but I literally have not given a single shit about the plot for the past year. Its like Claymore. Stop fighting and just fucking end it.
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A Naruto thread on MY /a/?
What the fuck happened?
btw sage
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>>100741274
What's been going on in Claymore, I stopped reading after the main girl got absorbed in a black sphere or something, I don't really remember that well.
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>>100724610
>Naruto
>shipping
Is it possible to do worse?
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>The manga, the anime, and the English dub of the anime are all in the same arc
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if naruto and sasuke both die and madara wins the war I would bump up this manga from dogshit to slightly above average
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>>100742122
>madara wins the battle and puts the world under a dream.
>Dreams shape the world and reality
>everyone wishes for a world without madara and the ten tailed beast.
>Dreams are made reality madara and the 10 tailed beast gets removed by the world itself.
>madara is pretty much a vegetable under his own spell.
Happy ending

tfw naruto is in a coma ever since the zabuza arch, tsunade is the only one keeping him alive because the hokage sent Jiraiya to get her.
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>>100729004
>Doing his job
>Lets feminism and Tumblr generals stay up
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>>100741466
The entire past year has just all been pointless fighting. At any point they could have just said they got in a lucky hit and moved on to the next arc but its just been USELESS 'hurr durr I'm 2strong 4 you'
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I hope madara becomes the jinchuruuki of the ten tails and it overpowers him and possesses him. The juubi madara is absorbing has all of the oxes and half of the nine tails chakra which the one obito absorbed did not. Plus they already did the whole flower is blooming and you got 15 minutes to stop me thing already.
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>>100746099
>the ten tail becomes a benevolent godbeing because the tailed beasts that make up its being have changed their outlook of humanity.
>It decides to save everyone.
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>>100725578
I was banned for telling posters in a Tumblr general to fuck off.
I wish I was joking.

/co/ actually does have the worst moderation of any board, and because the community is too much of a hugbox for it's users to self-moderate it's become complete shit.
RIP in peace /co/, we hardly knew ye
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>>100739481
If Naruto started stealing from HxH it would be even more shitty.
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>tfw no Anko to drink your blood
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On a scale from 1 to ANAL DEVASTATION how mad will you be if Sasuke ACTUALLY becomes Hokage
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>>100747812
Not that mad really.
He would make a great hokage.
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It's too late Kishimoto. I don't care if they live or die anymore. I just want this to all be over.
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>>100724753
I ship Anko/Iruka.
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>>100747884
And what, all that shit about wanting to eradicate Konoha, being a missing nin, attacking the Kages and murdering those samurai is gonna get swept under the rug?
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>>100741409
Nardo and Saskay died
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>>100748189
>samurai
Who gives a shit about random fodder?
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>>100747812
It would be interesting, actually.
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>Third is famous for knowing tons of jutsu
>Enemy attacks with 5 elements
>Third matches the elements
>Completely forgets the pokemon elemental advantage thing from the wind chakra training
Nice, Kishimoto's lazyness makes yet another character just a piece of meat to spam magic lasers with.
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>>100728800
>it's ok when Gainax does it, but lord help you if it's in anything but FLCL!
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>>100749095
Also,
>Knows more jutsu than most people alive
>uses generic elemental blasts

I shouldn't be surprised though, Kakashi's in the same boat.
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>>100748468
What about Danzou? He was still the Hokage when he Sasuke killed him, that's got to have some repercussions....right?
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>>100724715
I like madara since he's murdering the fuck out of everyone

it won't last but hey
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Naruto is such an unlikeable protagonist

It's par for course for over the course of a shonen the hero to basically gain god like powers and become one of the most powerful beings in the universe. But unlike most other heroes, none of Naruto's triumphs have been his own. The 9 tailed fox, his family, and guilt filled teachers are what allowed him to reach the level of power he is at today. It's incredibly ironic that early in the series, Naruto criticized Neji for believing in fate and destiny when he himself has benefited the most from it. Despite all the hate it gets, the Naruto series has built up an interesting universe with interesting lore and unique characters and unique powers. But at the heart of that is the poisonous hypocritical generic main character that drags the rest of the series down.

Also Sasuke is pure unadulterated shit and literally autistic as in it literally stated in the series that he was autistic as in Kishimoto himself wrote in a chapter of Naruto that Sasuke and the rest of his shitty clan were autists.
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>>100748468
It's not the fact that they're fodder but the fact that he has killed people, as well as tried to kill Team 7 on at least two occasions

I hate how Kishi expects us to just go along with this bullshit
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>>100724610
did this bitch forget to tie her shoelaces or somethin lol
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>>100724610
wtf hinata. Why would you trip
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>>100750140
Oh fuck why did that make me laugh?

8
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>>100750007
>Sasuke is pure unadulterated shit
He really is, even skill wise, his battle with Kabuto with Itachi, his sword is such a fucking liabilty and needed to be protected constantly, now he died because his own sword. What is this guy doing?
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>>100725236

I'm okay with this.
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>>100750007
I'd say Naruto's power is equal parts handed to him and as a result of his idiot willpower. He goes through training arcs every dozen chapters for fucks sake, so he is putting in SOME effort.
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>>100751293

His idiot willpower would have just landed him in a grave if he didn't have all the other stuff to save him in a pinch.
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>>100728800
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>>100750007
kek
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>>100724610
>hinata
>tripping

Even by standards of female Naruto characters, that's just fucking sad.

Has she literally ever done anything successfully in the entire 1500 chapter series? Even Sakura won a fight once.
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>>100728800
Why is he keep stretching his arms?
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One of few good Naruto characters.

Deidara, too.
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>>100754413
>Has she literally ever done anything successfully in the entire 1500 chapter series?

I'm interested in knowing this.

I know she briefly kicked ass in anime but that was in filler episodes only. Is there anything in the actual manga where Hinata is anything other than a useless pair of fleshbags?
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>>100756298
If you're talking about winning a fight, then no.
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>>100756901

I'd settle for succeeding at anything at this point.
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>>100724610
How predictable Kish has become.

Since Sasuke got Senju chakra before he got stabbed, he will develop rinnegan because he is close to death.

Then he will revive Naruto and they will do Secret Forbidden Fusion No Jutsu.

Then Naruto and Sasuke's fusion will turn into the rebirth of the Sage of the Sixth paths.

He will then talk no jutsu Madara, not defeat him.

Then Naruto ends.
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>how does it feel to take a shit
what the fuck am I reading
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>>100751293
Even his training is handed to him, he completes decades worth of training in a couple days because of shadow clones. And even if you try to say it's a mental strain, he still fully heals from kyuubi chakra whenever he sleeps. And then he does Sage training and suddenly the most ADD ridden kid of the academy has learned perfect stillness and harmony with nature in a fraction of the time it took a Sannin. He tries, but compare him to Lee who worked himself to the BONE every day and only exists to show how strong the guy who kicked his ass is.
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>>100757597
It's still dumb that in all his knowledge, all the Third does is shoot breath attacks, doesn't even bother to use superior elements, just matches them.
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>>100757597
>MangaPanda

And you expect logical translations?
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Why is Neji so cute?
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>>100757840
That's actually accurate is the funny part.
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>>100757840
He's intentionally talking about shit because he's an insane plant person..
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>>100757850
nononononononono
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>>100757597
Isn't Tobi dead?
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>>100758122
that's not tobi, that's a zetsu who made his face swirly
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>>100758463
Well Tobi was a name given to the funny Akatsuki member who always trolled Deidara.

If you think about it Obito might have been fused with Zetsu back then and it could be that Zetsu who was talking weirdly and not him.

What I'm trying to say is that white Zetsu was "Tobi" and Obito was "Madara"
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>>100758566
fair enough
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>>100757850
Best spin-off. Main series should be the spin-off instead
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>>100725236
>mod doing his job
>people start shitposting, get banned
>they get mad
This is how low /a/ has fallen.
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>>100747812

He should just go make his own village.
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>>100760641
I want my own village
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>>100756298
She succeeded at geting stabbed by Pain and making Naruto go 6+ tails crazy.
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>>100724610
KISHIMOTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>100742122
This. I will be so fucking pissed if Madara doesn't actually win this. I can't even see how Talk no Jutsu or Power of Friendship can save the world right now. Just let the big bad win.
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>>100724610
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>>100760478
>doing his job
>deleting everything he doesnt like

you touch my porn you get hit bitch nigga
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Delicious cake. Must eat
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>>100724610

>best girl
>not karin before sasuke stopped being darkness

Man I was so hoping Karin would not like that ass anymore and go after Nardo to make redhead babies.

Fuck you Kishi, what was even the point of Karin saying "I'm done with you" if she's just gonna go back to him.
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>>100728678

>replying 16 hours late

No, it was Neville Longbottom who ended up with best girl.
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>>100750007
I feel like that too.
But you forget the worse about Naruto. The way every single characters is wanking him and would die for him after having spoken to him once...


Though I like Sasuke. Perobably because he's the only one not sucking Naruto's dick... Yet.
And also because I'm an Itachifag, and I think he was cute as a kid otouto...
Sorry for my shit taste.
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Hey guys i missed the naruto and bleach threads yesterday, can you point me to the archive threads?
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>>100747120
>Tumblr general
What is it like?
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>>100727765
i have fapped to this...why is there so few actually good Naruto hentai

does it sell like shit or is the fanbase too old to care
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>>100774158
Too shit to care
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>>100724753
What the hell happened to Anko anyway?
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>>100777247
Disappearead
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>>100777247
She's unconscious in the cave where Kabuto was. They left her there after Orochi resurrected from her tatoo.
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>>100777417
She's still there? I thought she woke up already after Kabuto "died"/released Edo Tensei. I feel bad for her now.



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