Hello. Several hours ago we recieved this message and the following small series of photographs.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flip-turnesd upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I got this ribbon stuck in my hair.
In Zaraki North Rukongai Born and Raised
In the back alleys I spent most of my days
Fighting, stabbing, and slashing all cool
And Challengin' others, 'course they all got schooled
Then a random /b/tard was up to no good
Started trollin' and flamewars wherever he could
One day he saw my visage from his basement lair
and he suck this damn ribbon in my awesome hair
I heard he was a Tenchi fanboy, and I was bored
And decided to kill them all, with my rusty, chipped sword
If anything I can say that this is fair
Because that bastard decided to fuck with my hair!
I pulled up to that joint real late at night
And I yelled at them "Yo, Who wants to fight?"
I killed them all, it was a bloodbath in there
And I finally had vengance for my insanely cool hair.
tl;dr: Kenpachi went batshit after seeing this photo of himself with a hello kitty ribbon, found out that its creator was a Tenchi Muyo fan, and killed every Tenchi Muyo character. Some of the photos are still missing, however.
too stupid ; didn't read