How many Anon here applied to as janitors for /a/?
all of them
No more Clannaids I hope.
I'd put something witty here, but I'm afraid to, so I'll just say no.
I prefer to be lower on the power register.
yea, i want to be high ranked
doesnt matter shit will suck regardless
I did, but not for /a/ (I might've put it as my secondary). I applied for /v/ in the hopes I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile, I can't even stand lurking it anymore.
I was going to, until I read this:
>Janitors ARE NOT...
>* Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only. Personal motives should never influence deletion.
It's too bad that this means Makoto posts are to stay. They can be interpreted as troll posts, thus in violation of forum rules, but this cannot exactly be outed as an objective truth.
CLANNAIDS belongs in /jp/?
>I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile
You go do that, I'll be over here doing something easier like turning lead into gold or finding a cure or vaccine for AIDS.
No. It has an anime, so it stays in /a/ too.
I would, but sometimes I get banned myself, so that wouldn't make much sense.
You remember those kids in Elementary School who were the nerds who'd go running to the teacher watching over recess about every little thing every one was doing? Y'know, the cunt with no friends that couldn't stand seeing other people have fun? Yeah. Them.
What? Oh, don't mind me. I was just reminiscing.
I was going to then I realized shit sux
I was one of those kids too. Watching the other kids suffer made up for my lack of friends.
You just said every Anon's school life.
I applied to get rid of those animesuki troll faggots
>I applied for /v/ in the hopes I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile
Enjoy being accountable for every little thing you delete, and being told to be more lenient because you're deleting FUCKING EVERYTHING.
You will eventually be de-janitored.
Ew, who would WANT to be a janitor?
I was that kid. Man, I remember ratting those faggots monkeying around the monkey bars, throwing sands at girls and running off the school grounds. I got an award for telling my teacher they're doing bad things.. it made me... it made me proud. It was like my life calling. Then I'd see cops around and think of them as my personal icon as I continually rat the other kids out, watching them behind a tree with a smirk in my face.
I was so pure.. so innocent... now look at me..
;_; Good times..
can you get banned for sending in a troll janitor app?
Who the hell is going to account for the thousands of deletions?
Yes, it's written on the app.
I used 10 different proxies and 10 email adresses and applied for Janitor application. First choice is /jp/ second choice is /a/
I plan to delete everything on /jp/ in hopes everyone would go back to /a/ to make it a nice place again.
>monkeying around the monkey bars
What are monkey bars if not for monkeying?
I meant that they pushed each other off of it and stand on top stepping on people's hands to make them fall down.
what is /a/ without the trolling?
Powerful words, Cirno.
You were the reason I was in trouble nigh every single day of my school life.
Well. I was the reason. But you were the reason that I was caught!
I only really picked on this guy named David. I highly doubt you're him since he doesn't live in Gensokyo, wherever that is.
Motherfucker. My name is David.
I am not even joking.
God, recess was fucking lonely ;_; The only attention I got was from random bitch and her possy. In hind sight, sh was probably just tsundere, but she was ugly, so it doesn't really matter. Well one day she had the nerve to go up to the teacher and tell her that I was tormenting THEM. Yeah, of course, one meek little boy against five of the tough kids. And the bitch bought it! I'm playing around, and I get pulled aside and talked to. I try to tell them that she's blowing it out her ass, but to no avail. Fuck, I ran and hid on the other side of the building.
It took an hour and a half for anyone to come looking for me, despite I ran off with ten minutes left of recess ;_;
I knew I couldn't be the "snitch" because I failed at my first opportunity. I had to watch the class while the teacher was pissing or something. The class was dead silent. When the teacher came back I said everyone was talking. To this day I don't know why and it haunts me.
Cool, I'll commit that to memory via the seven-times method.
Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David.
Doesn't anyone want to know Onsokumaru's name? ;_;
Hi cirno, I drew a picture of you.
i would of, but then i wouldn't get promoted =(
I was a janitor at a kindergarten school, I kicked the shit out of those runts when nobody was looking. Damn kids ruining my beautiful lawn.
WHERE AM I IN THAT PIC
I applied for /a/ and put /v/ as a secondary. /v/ has way more problems than /a/ right now, and the line between a troll post and actual discussion there feels highly up to interpretation.
If I make it and am assigned to /v/ i'll gladly take the responsibility on, but i'd rather do /a/ where the post quality is typically better and things are more cut and dry.
Fuck off, faggot, or I'll tell the teacher that you were licking the lamp post again.
I considered it. I'm certainly here enough. Then I realized I had one of Anonymous of Spain's threads open and wouldn't be able to do the job properly.
It's already tedious enough just scrolling past dumb threads; in a janitorial position I'd have to inspect them all. Just like cleaning toilets. No thanks.
`No joke` doesn`t instanly mean he`s telling the truth.
This is hand-drawn. Do you really have that much time that you hand-draw /a/ personalities?
Better than nothing.
The funny thing about that is DUN DUN DUN Rule #6 The quality rule. You can't really say something like that when you have a rule like that.
I applied to /a/ but I didn't write enough. I knew he said write one or two paragraphs, but I just wrote one small one for each.
Is that some skub laying at the feet of the guy in the top right?
No that's chardo. He's been a bit sacchin for a while.
My shitty self-portrait for future reference, Asian: >>10072658
Do with it what you will.
Was not ;_;
Hey, did anyone save that old /a/ + /jp/ tripfag image?
Good thing I'm not in that
You mean this one? I'll ink this one later on.
Your drawing almost made me become a tripfag. And then I remebered my principles. Good show, though.
No, the thing laying at his feet. It looks like skub.
Yeah that one.
This thread went to shit quickly
Holy shit /a/ looks awesome! Hey lets go over to the loli booth!
I totally do not get that image.
I'll add you later on. Just give me an idea of what or who you are.
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From 2x2 Shinobuden.
Cirno's rival. A battle that overshadows Goku vs Freeza.
the floating yellow ball?
I must request an addition of myself to the halls of /a/.
I'll see what I can do. I think I have an idea for my next mediocore drawing. A tripfag battle.
For now, here's another drawing.
Draw Cirno with a monocle and top hat surrounded by an adoring harem of Anon-tans.
Nope. Its just a guy with a hat and Monocle.
With me in the background being jealous ;_;
any chance of me being in it?
what'd that girl say?
We talked for a while and everything seemed fine.
20 mins later her dad calls back and curses the shit out of me. Said I should never call her ever again.
Aww shucks. Maybe I'll do some shit drawings of my own in during college classes...once I get my fucking laptop from BestBuy. Faggots. I got a raincheck for that $1200 gateway FX laptop and it's been three weeks and no goddamn laptops have come in. Bunch of faggots.
always check a fry's electronics or geek squad before going to bestbuy
at least you tried
Yeah. It takes all of my willpower to call and this happens. Fuck it, I'm going back to my anime and lolis. Where I belong!
I took a chane with a girl I was interested in and it backfired heavy. Since then I said to hell with it and haven't bothered. That was 5 years ago and i'm still a virgin.
Maybe you'll luck out and end up like me.
just go buy a prostitute you fucking pansy
Anons don't want women just for sexcorism.
If the problem could be solved that easily, there would be no ronery threads.
What Anonymous wants is... LOVE!
I don't even care enough to at this point. It really doesn't matter.
love and sex are different
...That's what I just said.
I obviously read it wrong then