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How many Anon here applied to as janitors for /a/?
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all of them
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No more Clannaids I hope.
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I'd put something witty here, but I'm afraid to, so I'll just say no.
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I prefer to be lower on the power register.
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yea, i want to be high ranked
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doesnt matter shit will suck regardless
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I did, but not for /a/ (I might've put it as my secondary). I applied for /v/ in the hopes I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile, I can't even stand lurking it anymore.
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I was going to, until I read this:

>Janitors ARE NOT...
>* Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only. Personal motives should never influence deletion.

It's too bad that this means Makoto posts are to stay. They can be interpreted as troll posts, thus in violation of forum rules, but this cannot exactly be outed as an objective truth.
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>>10072110
CLANNAIDS belongs in /jp/?
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>>10072077
>I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile

You go do that, I'll be over here doing something easier like turning lead into gold or finding a cure or vaccine for AIDS.
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>>10072129
No. It has an anime, so it stays in /a/ too.
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I would, but sometimes I get banned myself, so that wouldn't make much sense.
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You remember those kids in Elementary School who were the nerds who'd go running to the teacher watching over recess about every little thing every one was doing? Y'know, the cunt with no friends that couldn't stand seeing other people have fun? Yeah. Them.

What? Oh, don't mind me. I was just reminiscing.
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I was going to then I realized shit sux
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>>10072176
I was one of those kids too. Watching the other kids suffer made up for my lack of friends.

Good times.
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>>10072176
You just said every Anon's school life.
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I applied to get rid of those animesuki troll faggots
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>>10072077
>I applied for /v/ in the hopes I'll be able to make the place less of a giant shitpile
Enjoy being accountable for every little thing you delete, and being told to be more lenient because you're deleting FUCKING EVERYTHING.

You will eventually be de-janitored.
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Ew, who would WANT to be a janitor?
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>>10072176
I was that kid. Man, I remember ratting those faggots monkeying around the monkey bars, throwing sands at girls and running off the school grounds. I got an award for telling my teacher they're doing bad things.. it made me... it made me proud. It was like my life calling. Then I'd see cops around and think of them as my personal icon as I continually rat the other kids out, watching them behind a tree with a smirk in my face.

I was so pure.. so innocent... now look at me..
;_; Good times..
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>>10072243
newfags
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can you get banned for sending in a troll janitor app?
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>>10072231
Who the hell is going to account for the thousands of deletions?
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>>10072282
Yes, it's written on the app.
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I used 10 different proxies and 10 email adresses and applied for Janitor application. First choice is /jp/ second choice is /a/

I plan to delete everything on /jp/ in hopes everyone would go back to /a/ to make it a nice place again.
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>>10072260
>monkeying around the monkey bars
What are monkey bars if not for monkeying?
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>>10072352
I meant that they pushed each other off of it and stand on top stepping on people's hands to make them fall down.
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>>10072352
what is /a/ without the trolling?
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>>10072231
Powerful words, Cirno.
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>>10072386
You were the reason I was in trouble nigh every single day of my school life.

Well. I was the reason. But you were the reason that I was caught!
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>>10072404
I only really picked on this guy named David. I highly doubt you're him since he doesn't live in Gensokyo, wherever that is.
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>>10072430
lol david
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>>10072430
Motherfucker. My name is David.

I am not even joking.
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>>10072446
HAHAHAHA!
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God, recess was fucking lonely ;_; The only attention I got was from random bitch and her possy. In hind sight, sh was probably just tsundere, but she was ugly, so it doesn't really matter. Well one day she had the nerve to go up to the teacher and tell her that I was tormenting THEM. Yeah, of course, one meek little boy against five of the tough kids. And the bitch bought it! I'm playing around, and I get pulled aside and talked to. I try to tell them that she's blowing it out her ass, but to no avail. Fuck, I ran and hid on the other side of the building.

It took an hour and a half for anyone to come looking for me, despite I ran off with ten minutes left of recess ;_;
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I knew I couldn't be the "snitch" because I failed at my first opportunity. I had to watch the class while the teacher was pissing or something. The class was dead silent. When the teacher came back I said everyone was talking. To this day I don't know why and it haunts me.
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>>10072446
Cool, I'll commit that to memory via the seven-times method.

Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David, Cirno's name is David.
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>>10072520
Doesn't anyone want to know Onsokumaru's name? ;_;
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Hi cirno, I drew a picture of you.
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i would of, but then i wouldn't get promoted =(
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I was a janitor at a kindergarten school, I kicked the shit out of those runts when nobody was looking. Damn kids ruining my beautiful lawn.
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>>10072563
WHERE AM I IN THAT PIC
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>>10072077

I applied for /a/ and put /v/ as a secondary. /v/ has way more problems than /a/ right now, and the line between a troll post and actual discussion there feels highly up to interpretation.

If I make it and am assigned to /v/ i'll gladly take the responsibility on, but i'd rather do /a/ where the post quality is typically better and things are more cut and dry.
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>>10072535
Fuck off, faggot, or I'll tell the teacher that you were licking the lamp post again.
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I considered it. I'm certainly here enough. Then I realized I had one of Anonymous of Spain's threads open and wouldn't be able to do the job properly.

It's already tedious enough just scrolling past dumb threads; in a janitorial position I'd have to inspect them all. Just like cleaning toilets. No thanks.
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>>10072520
`No joke` doesn`t instanly mean he`s telling the truth.

>>10072563
This is hand-drawn. Do you really have that much time that you hand-draw /a/ personalities?
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>>10072635

Better than nothing.
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>>10072110

The funny thing about that is DUN DUN DUN Rule #6 The quality rule. You can't really say something like that when you have a rule like that.
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I applied to /a/ but I didn't write enough. I knew he said write one or two paragraphs, but I just wrote one small one for each.
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>>10072563
Is that some skub laying at the feet of the guy in the top right?
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>>10072563
OH FUCK!

*MONOCLE*
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>>10072708

No that's chardo. He's been a bit sacchin for a while.
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My shitty self-portrait for future reference, Asian: >>10072658

Do with it what you will.
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>>10072577
Was not ;_;
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Hey, did anyone save that old /a/ + /jp/ tripfag image?
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>>10072563
Good thing I'm not in that
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>>10072779

You mean this one? I'll ink this one later on.
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>>10072563
Your drawing almost made me become a tripfag. And then I remebered my principles. Good show, though.
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>>10072742
No, the thing laying at his feet. It looks like skub.
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>>10072563
SEIFU
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>>10072817
Yeah that one.
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This thread went to shit quickly
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>>10072817
Holy shit /a/ looks awesome! Hey lets go over to the loli booth!
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>>10072817
I totally do not get that image.
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>>10072887

I'll add you later on. Just give me an idea of what or who you are.
<span class="spoiler" onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFF';" onmouseout="this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000'" style="color:#000;background:#000">
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>>10072953
From 2x2 Shinobuden.
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>>10072953
Cirno's rival. A battle that overshadows Goku vs Freeza.
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>>10072972
Right on!
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>>10072972

the floating yellow ball?
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>>10073001
I must request an addition of myself to the halls of /a/.
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>>10073026

I'll see what I can do. I think I have an idea for my next mediocore drawing. A tripfag battle.

For now, here's another drawing.
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>>10073070
Jacksonville again?
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>>10073070
Excellent.
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Draw Cirno with a monocle and top hat surrounded by an adoring harem of Anon-tans.
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>>10073094

Nope. Its just a guy with a hat and Monocle.
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>>10073155
With me in the background being jealous ;_;
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>>10073070
any chance of me being in it?
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>>10073174
what'd that girl say?
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>>10073288
We talked for a while and everything seemed fine.
20 mins later her dad calls back and curses the shit out of me. Said I should never call her ever again.
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>>10073159
Aww shucks. Maybe I'll do some shit drawings of my own in during college classes...once I get my fucking laptop from BestBuy. Faggots. I got a raincheck for that $1200 gateway FX laptop and it's been three weeks and no goddamn laptops have come in. Bunch of faggots.
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>>10073309
always check a fry's electronics or geek squad before going to bestbuy
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>>10073327
at least you tried
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>>10073360
Yeah. It takes all of my willpower to call and this happens. Fuck it, I'm going back to my anime and lolis. Where I belong!
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>>10073460

I took a chane with a girl I was interested in and it backfired heavy. Since then I said to hell with it and haven't bothered. That was 5 years ago and i'm still a virgin.

Maybe you'll luck out and end up like me.
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>>10073967
just go buy a prostitute you fucking pansy
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>>10074019
Anons don't want women just for sexcorism.

If the problem could be solved that easily, there would be no ronery threads.

What Anonymous wants is... LOVE!
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>>10074019

I don't even care enough to at this point. It really doesn't matter.
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>>10074057
love and sex are different
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>>10074092
...That's what I just said.
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>>10074100
I obviously read it wrong then



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