Hey /a/ I gotta run up to the store. Keep on eye on mai waifu, okay? I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to her.
Rest assure, anon-kun. My magic stick will treat her well.
Here you go anon, I took good care of her
I think I messed up
She'll be safe with me.
Don't do it. Look what happened to mine.
don't panic, don't panic, i have an idea
I accidentally your waifu ass.
Is that ok?
Well, just remember what happened to the last guy who thought he could stick something in her.
OP I just baloney'd her pony.
>having a socially retarded slut as your waifu