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Let's play a game.

Think of your closest group of friends.

You and them are now starring in a slice of life anime, but everyone is a cute girl. How is it?
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Friends?
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>>100713213
So, /a/ the animation. We're all cute little girls anyway.
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>two girls go around tormenting the opposite gender and playing MMOs while making lewd jokes
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An anime about a bunch of girls that all go to colleges across North America and play games over the internet while discussing foreign policy and economic theory? I'd watch it.
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>that feel when you're the boke
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>friends
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>>100713132
>A little girl who spends nearly all her time on an imageboard shit posting about anime with other little girls. Occasionally she meets up with some of them, and they go shopping for clothing or go out to eat or have sleepovers.
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Quite a lot like Lucky Star, except high school was years ago.
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Drunk girls doing drunk things. Also hiking stuff, meh.
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>>100713132
Pretty fucking good anon I have a great group of friends plus I've even said it to his face already but if my Best friend was a chick I would fuck his brains out
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>>100713280
This
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>sol about cute girls with varying degrees of mental, physical and social hardships, struggling to stay connected as the stresses and responsibilities of everyday life cause them to slowly drift away from each other.

Holy shit, my life is depressing.
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>>100713382
If he was a real friend, he'd dress up like Konata and let you take him.
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>an australian, a new zealander, and a frenchman
>do nothing but play video games, drink beer and watch anime together

hmm, i dunno. theres already enough shitty sol anime out there
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K-On with drinking, smoking and much dirtier dialogue
mite b cool
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>A bunch of architecture students
>girl A attracts a whole lot of boys but is oblivious and a bit of a beta. She is also a beast at all sorts of games.
>girl B is an excellent student who likes to watch cartoons
>girl C is a chain-smoker who reads and watches all sorts of shit, he's also a successful matchmaker
>girl D is an introverted ball of issues who talks big to cover up her insecurities. She leads the group into all sorts of shenanigans
>Watch their daily adventures as they discuss pop culture, architecture, and dog shit
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>>100713435
>shitty
Sounds like AOTS to me.
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/a/ is not your blog.
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>>100713132
>Friends
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>>100713322
2nd from left is the slut of the group.
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>Bi-polar chain-smoking borderline sociopath with theatre background
>Stupid tomboy with an ancient Greece obsession themed around honour, also a pervert
>Aspiring writer attracted to zaniness, collector of stuffed animals
>Modern societal vagabond going from job to job, tsundere
>The straight man, loves puns

And they play roleplaying games all day.
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>4 girls hanging out.
>1 slut
>1 retard
>1 righteous whiteknight with a boyfriend
>1 tsundere


Sounds like a good time. The slut would always be tempting the whiteknight with lewd yuri thoughts, it would be awesome.
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If we still live in this shit-hole of a place we are now, then it's still dull, uneventful and even more terrifying as we'd most likely be sexually abused every time we step outside now that we're little girls, rather than getting physically abused by gangs with weapons having nothing better to do with their lives
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>>100713650
so you live in london i assume?
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This thread is abnormally depressing for a slice of life thread.
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>>100713712
Did you come into this thread expecting everyone who posted in here to lead extraordinary lives or something?
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>>100713712
Welcome to the /a/.
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I don't have friends.
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>>100713280
This, a million times.
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>having friends
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>>100713650
What do you prefer? A knife in your stomach or a dick in your cunt?
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>friends
>blogshit
Stellar moderation we've been having this week, right guys?
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>>100713786
I want you to put the knife in my cunt.
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it's about video games.
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>2 of them are /v/ags
>1 is you're typical "look at these videos bro!" underage may-may kid
>1 is tryhard animefaggot
>another one is quite fun since im always make him jelly about my drawing

i prefer something like Danshi kokousei, only with retarded girls
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What is this "friends" you speak of?
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>frat with 13 men in it

Not sure how this would play out. There's only 2 guys older than me, so I could theorically order the other 10 people to dress up as girls and play out this.

Doushio~
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That's funny, I drew my circle of friends and myself as cute little girls a few weeks ago.
I can't properly describe all of us, though. You guys can have a go at it.

That's me in the lime green hoodie.
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>>100713895
youre cute, faggot
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>>100713895
You're 7/10. That girl on the left though is 9/10. I want to lick her fang.
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>>100713895
They look more like shotas, thought that's probably more due to the hair length than any artistic issue.
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>Think of your closest group of friends.
Hmm...
>group of friends.
Hmmmm...
>friends
HMMMMMM...
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>>100713895
>having a big happy group of friends
W-why are you even here baka!
It's not like I'm jealous or something
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I've always been under the impression that the majority of /a/ were completely normal well-adjusted society's sheep people that happen to like anime.

Maybe I just posted this way too late, maybe I've been wrong this entire time.
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>friends
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I'm not even sure the people I consider my friends consider me their friend.
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>>100713895
Tell the friend that's 2nd to the right that anon would fuck him if he was a girl. Probably hold his hand and cuddle afterwards, too.
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>Me being the calm, rational type of person, I'd keep everyone on the right path
>My nerdy black friend would turn into a black girl that's really into games.
>My insane accident prone Mexican friend turns into a clutsy, slightly crazy girl
>Gay friend that swam in high school would turn into a swimmer girl that's really into yuri
>Little winy cock blocking gay friend would turn into... Well exactly that but into girls
>A slightly manly guy, but gay turns into a sporty strong girl whos into women.
The last three people I mentioned are into furries and at one point had a love triangle.
The last two are the ones going out in the end.
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>>100713895
Last one on the right is cute
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>Cute girls in a marching band
>Cute girls skiing/snowboarding

Well shit /a/, this has plenty of options.
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>>100714040
I know that feel alright.
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>>100713455
This actually does sound kind of cool. Now i feel like drawing them, dang. Can you give me some personal characteristics so i have something to go on? (eye color, hair color, height, style of clothing etc)
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>>100713132
Fucking excellent, Probably the happiest thing that could ever happen.
My friend would probably freak out that he's suddenly a cute girl and think I was being a bit of a faggot for playing along, and probably kick my butt, but fucking excellent still.
>you are now in auschwitz and somehow a jew, but also a cute girl
Fucking excellent too.
OP, come on.
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>>100713895

Glasses needs some love in her life bro. You need to fix her up with the slut on the far right or something.
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>>100714050
Jesus, your life sounds like a multicultural soap opera.
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>>100714050
>Your nerdy black friend would turn into a girl that's really into games
You don't get this, do you? I'm not trying to go all /pol/ on you, but when a black person is also a woman, it makes for an angry, violent sociopath. He'd become shaniqua, and he'd be like Akane from Ranma1/2, but with ebonics out the ass
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>>100713895
You draw like a korean
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>>100713132
>tall, attractive, confident girl who does martial arts and is interested in philosophy, music, psychology
>her sister is a short plump blonde girl who is gay as hell and has confidence issues
>they have the best sibling relationship
>an athletic really fucking good looking girl who loves storms and her hobby is going into them and taking pictures. also does a lot of shrooms.
>i guess the fourth friend being a girl would just stay the same, a good looking and kind but fairly shallow, "normal person"
10/10 life
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>>100714122
girl A is half chinese, she's the shortest of the bunch.
girl B has brown skin, her eyes are kinda grayish
girl C is just as tall as girl B, she wears glasses and her hair is curly
girl D is the tallest, she's got deep eyebags and her skin is brown, but not as dark as girl B's. She's got a lot of gray hairs.

Aside from the ones mentioned before, they've all got black hair and eyes. Their uniform's a maroon blazer, a button up shirt and black pants (you could probably change that if you want).
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>how is it?
Sounds exactly like my fantasy to me.
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>>100714170
>slut on the far right
I'll fucking snikt you, I swear to bub
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It would be about a cute girl laughing infront of her computer, for the most stupid shit possible. I'd watch it.
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Nice blogshit.
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>>100714351
Logan pls go back to /co/
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It would be Watamote.
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>>100714322
Okay i really like this.
I'm gonna post my drawings if i manage to do it in time.
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>people change their personalities to fit being cute girls.
Isn't it more appealing to have a gender-bender to this completely gimmick-less show? I'd be overjoyed about being a cute girl, but my friends not so much. It could create a ton of gags, especially in a yonkoma.
And I don't want to forget that I finally got my prize after all these years of desperately crying myself to sleep in my blog
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>Bunch of girls who are introvert, fails at class, always drunk, and trying to pick up men at the club and always fails
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A bunch of little girls playing D&D and warhams?
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>cute girl sitting alone in silence in a smelly room for 12 hours by a computer then sleeping for the other 12
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>>100713895
Far right so attractive.
What made you give him mascara? does the dude wear it? Is he vain?
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>>100713688
Spot on

>>100713786
Knife in my stomach. Being stabbed fucks with your body, sure you might die but you might live and become more aware of yourself and others afterwards.

Being raped fucks with everything you are as a person. You never survive the experience, and sometimes you just want to die afterwards. Surely that's the worse scenario out of the two
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>>100714351

Just look at those lust-filled eyes. They're practically hearts. That's the sort of mouth that whispers all the fucked up, kinky shit she's going to do to you right before she actually does it and more besides.
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>>100714043
Sure.

>>100714289
Well, that's always nice to know.

>>100714500
He has rather "thick" eyelashes and looks pale as all hell. Though he isn't necessarily gloomy.
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>>100713132
It's the most annoying anime ever, because now we've turned from apathetic jewish men into an unbearable group of condescending bitches.
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>>100714469
>cute girls failing to pick up at bars
>always
I think you'll find that this is literally impossible.
Screw being socially awkward, you could have severe braindamage and social phobias, and if you can walk next to a dude for support and drool on him you can score
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>>100713132
But my closest group of friends are already little girls.
I'm also short for my height so that technically makes me a little girl...

Shit game OP
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>>100714595
>They keep going to gay bars on accident
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>>100714501
>Surely that's the worse scenario
knife rape
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>>100714565
Well he is my waifu
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exchanging hard drives full of porn.
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>>100714629
>"Well, it's a bar with MEN. ALL MEN."
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>>100713435
>an australian, a new zealander, and a frenchman

I'm waiting for the "walked into a bar" follow-up. Or maybe something about a sheep since there's a Zealander in the group.
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>>100714621
>short for my height
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>>100714629
Well you know what your next comedy-writing project is going to be, the question is "When do you pick up a pen and start?"
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>>100713455
>A bunch of architecture students

Are architecture students all batshit crazy like I've heard?
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>>100714702
>Writing a slice of life comedy story about a bunch of cute/attractive girls who have absolutely no idea how to pick up guys and manage to fail spectacularly every attempt for stupid reasons

Yeah, that could be fun to write.
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>>100713322
>Occasionally she meets up with some of them
Unrealistic, fucking dropped.
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>>100714595
It isn't impossible. Girls can fail to score for the same reason you do, they refuse to settle for the guys they can get, instead going after guys on a higher tier who can in turn get higher tier girls.
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Group of 4 friends who have drifted apart for the education or jobs. Every weekend they have a group call in the Skype where they discuss their week and play games.

> 1st Girl is a second year engineering student in steady relationship
> 2nd Girl is gardener who practices martial arts and is addicted to tattoos
> 3th Girl is pacifist who works in the military because of certain circumstances
> 4th Girl is unemployed gamer with rich parents and boyfriend
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>>100714844
Did you not listen to OP? You will be A CUTE GIRL.
That's the highest tier there is
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>>100714494
>cute girl sitting alone in silence in a smelly room for 12 hours by a computer then sleeping for the other 12

But it's ok to live your life that way if you're a cute girl, right? : :
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>An anime about girls who drink beer and watch shitty 80s action films and then shlick to Reb Brown.

I'd watch it.
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>>100713132
I'd be the occasionally drunk loli who spends all her time shwooping work or playing vidya in her office, while my upbeat tomboy loli friend and the bespectacled gamer loli crash my solitude and make a mess of the place.
I'm slightly less annoyed. Might even be an enjoyable SoL.

Also
>talking about friends on /a/
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>>100713213
W-we're not your friends?
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>>100714712
I don't know about others, but my bunch certainly is.
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>Tsundere
>Rich girl
>Nice girl
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>have 3 close friends
>they don't know eachother
>I'm the MC, alternately hanging out with 3 other lolis
>go to the movies with the short loli while cracking jokes at every scene
>complain about video games with the NEET loli while we both play them poorly
>have sleepovers with the third loli while cracking lewd jokes and drawing porn for 4chan drawthreads

Would you watch it /a/?
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>>100715443
I probably would.
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5 Friends living in different parts of the country due to Uni/Work. There is at least two of them on Skype at once so there is always a call going. The other friends would join/leave the call when they get home/leave for work/uni. During the new year and summer they all get together for sleepovers where they play Risk and watch shitty chinese cartoons.

>Girl 1 is an introvert, but is still extremely popular and has a steady boyfriend.
>Girl 2 does Civil Engineering at uni and is very outgoing. Loves archery and hiking.
>Girl 3 is pretty mellow. No-one had ever seen her get angry at anything in life. Only likes anime with no plot.
>Girl 4 is socially awkward tsundere and is way too attached to Girl 3. Claims that because she cannot get guys she will have Girl 3 instead.
>Girl 5 has failed twice to get into uni so now works 3 jobs to earn money for rent and plastic cartoon figures.
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>>100715443
I probably would
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>>100715443
of course
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>>100713132
boke, tsukkomi, and two girls going out with each other one of whom is bald from chemo

cool
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>cute programmers programming cute bussiness apps
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>>100713132
>having friends
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>>100713132
>An antisocial Vietnamese-Hong Konganese dude who hates non-whites, especially other Asians, used to watch anime.
>A white guy who gets offended easily and is a bit of a worrywart, never watched anime.
>Another white guy who is at least 10 years older than the rest of us, a smoker who used to be a druggie that hung out with other druggies, watches anime.
>Yet another white guy who is a huge PC Master Race nerd, doesn't watch anime but is into weeb games as well as Nintendo.
>A Malaysian guy who is a serious otaku who's into anime involving cute girls doing cute things (and other shit like Sword Art Online)
>And of course me, the annoying Sri Lankan guy who makes jokes, wisecracks and snide remarks all the time, watches anime.

I have a good feeling about this.
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>>100715860
>the druggie is a christmas cake delinquent who doesn't have success with men because she won't grow up
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>friends
>>>/soc/
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>>100715945
I'd imagine she'd be like the big sister type to her group of friends.
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It'd be the story of a cute excitable yet depressed college girl in her 20's who is constantly worrying about becoming old Christmas cake before doing anything meaningful with her life.
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>3D animator girl who in secret enjoys chinese cartoons, no bf, awkward as fuck, she dreams to make the best video game ever, also desperately wants a bf.

>best friend is a english teacher that work in a super market making keys,she enjoys painting, playing video games (she is good as hell at it) and comic (western shit like marvel) also no bf, she has one years ago and still cry over it (in secret), she is also sociopath as fuck.

>mainstream nerdy girl, like "gamur grill" shit wanna be normalfag but fail at it, so she embrace her nerdiness in this mainstream way, also love video games and dream to become a streamer but she is like bad as shit, also shit taste.
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>A reverse-trap who forms opinions on things too quickly and becomes incredibly interested in various things such as Germany/Weaponry/Communism and tries to keep up group spirits while actually being very depressed all the time. Short, long dark messy hair, wears cute things.

>An apathetic, emotionless girl who plays vidya all day and is slowly approaching competent money-making levels of vidya skill but often ends up rejecting proposals from friends to play vidya and has a past filled with tragedy. Tall, long straight and fine hair, wears greys/beige.

>A social engineer that everyone likes and respects enough to invite to parties or other things but actually hates most people but likes being able to control various situations. Tall, athletic, short hair, wears whatever seems normal.

These characters play vidya with each other, discuss politics, and occasionally go out on the town because they all live close.
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An anime about /sci/ related subjects and some shit about videogames; might watch it.
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Terrible, everyone calls me a slut and they think Rec-Thread Tan is best girl when really she's a shit.
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Oh god a show about little girls posting on 4chan and overreacting to everything. How do I fund this
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>>100713132
>one president type serious friend
>one womanising harem friend
>that one quiet character that makes the silly out of context remarks
>one stupid sports bro
All in all I think it'd be like Nichibro's
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>A hikki girl sits in her room all day shitposting online because of crippling social anxiety making it impossible to talk to anyone in real life and afraid to go outside.
I can't imagine anyone would watch it. Won't even reach c3bu levels.
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>cute girls weightlifting: the anime
i hope kyoani does it
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>>100717040
It would be in the same boat as Watamote.
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> Slice of life about three girls making racist jokes, rape jokes, *insert offensive word here* jokes and playing games instead of studying. They also consume tonnes of sweets.
>First girl has extremly long, blonde, thick hair. She is athletic and loves inlines and gymnastic.
>Second has black short hair and is obese. She plays MMOs all day.
>MC has fairly long brown hair and loves to discuss everything from science and religion to why people like having sex with animals. She is always talking formally and is a great liar.

3/10 " Definitly AOTY" -IGN
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>4 little girls making jokes all day and playing games, with a 40 years old milf.
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genderbent nijibors i guess?
or "30 year old christmas cakes play dungeon and dragons"
what about female friends? do the get genderbent too?
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>>100713132

>tfw you realize some of your friends would make top tier waifus.
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>>100717426
>Tfw you are the top tier waifu of your friend
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>one is a little brother type but he's 2 years older than me
>one is a hyperactive /v/irgin
>one is likely to scream and make dirty jokes
>one is tomboy,Want to be a guy so badly
>one is a asshole but a good guy

Im okay with it if it's on a club setting
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>>100717426
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It's about the story of a punk band as the reflection of the struggles in life composed by:

>MC is a very open girl, but keeps stuff to herself. Concerned about future and life itself. She's the window to the rest and also vocalist of the band
>Drummer angry agressive girl. She's fun and a joker but also keeps loads of stuff to herself, Most punk of all 5.
>Bassist is a pot smoker party animal usually shy and quiet. Her actions usually push the development of the plot.
>Lead guitarist is a busty gamer girl obsessed with males and tends to get in trouble a lot. She's also agressive but open to strangers.
>Rythm guitar is a tall optimistic girl. She's a very happy and active girl. Also plays in basketball team. She's the youngest.

The anime deals with the entrance on adulthood and the collision of responsabilities vs doing what you like to do and family/love relationships.
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>>100717506

I once dreamed I was sitting at a vanity mirror in a cute dress applying make up. then I tried on a dark purple wig (which is my favourite color) and when I looked into the mirror I thought I looked pretty cute.

I woke up with weird sensation/pain between my balls and my anus, right around where my pussy would be. I freaked out and ended going to a urologist. The doc said I had a small inflammation in my prostate and gave me some pills and advice on how to seat for a couple of days, etc.

But deep down I know that what really happened is that there's a little cute girl inside of me trying to take over.

It's only matter of time before she does.
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>>100713132
Cute girls lifting heavy objects. Also some are studying and some are in the military. And some are neets. It would be cute.
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>>100713132
>my life

Actually its worse because the closest thing to a friend graduated from the university and I don't have his number...
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>>100717426
>tfw you realize you're top tier waifu yourself, except you're not a cute girl
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>>100713132
It'd be pretty shitty.
It's just me and my friends playing fighting games and watching anime for 15+ hours. Except now we're all little girls.
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>>100717968
Lifting weight subtracts from cuteness. a cute girl with delts is a paradox
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>>100718063
We're doing it to become tight, defined curves like true cute girls should have.
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>>100718085
*get tight, defined curves. Get. Not become. Silly me.
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>>100717929
>fighting her for control
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>>100718085
oh, okay, fair enough.
thought you were going all /fit/ sheman on me.
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>>100717929
>tfw my entire life I've had FAR more dreams were I was a girl than a man
Take over already little girl, geez
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>>100713132

A bunch of cute girls that stay in their commieblock most of the time and watch anime,only leaving to smoke some pot in the park and talk about anime and go back to their commie blocks.

Sounds kinda depressing.
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>>100718229
I could go for a depressing manga about people going to a park and smoking and talking. Preferably somewhere really cold and desolate
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>Little girl that's a bit to tall for her age, shy but can hold her own. Spills spaghetti a lot.
>Tiny girl that's into tech stuff. Can handle 20 vibrators at once, no problem.
>Quiet little girl. Kuudere type
>Sporty and competitive little girl. Tsun tsun.
>Really huge girl. Into musical stuff.
I dunno OP, it sounds like shit.
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>/v/ nerd
>programmer who is always sleeping
>/a/ NEET loli
>onee-san type that only shows up every few months
>lesbian loli
>little girl who still plays the same MMO even though all the other girls stopped playing

I guess it would be okay
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>>100717929
Turns out anon had ass cancer and died soon after making this post.
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>>100713132

>You and them are now starring in a slice of life anime, but everyone is a cute girl. How is it?

I don't want to think about that.
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>>100718352
>he doesn't want to think about being a cute girl
>under any circumstances
Are you a homo?
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If we're talking about highschool, I guess it could be pretty funny. Think Nichibros but with more ridiculous conversions instead of visual gags. One was a greedy Lebanese who never stopped scheming to try and make money, one was a weird and reserved kind of guy who'd always come up with the craziest shit to talk about. Another is the typical impossibly smart one who always bit into weird reserved kids argument bait. Then there was the quiet comic obsessed kid who loved to start powerlevel arguments and had super picky about shit like food and clothing, couldn't be near even small puppies, etc. And there'd be me, the boring one who gets worked up over the dumbest shit like pronunciation of certain words, playing devil's advocate on seriously touchy topics (aborting fetuses with debilitating birth defects isn't wrong, kids can commit suicide if they want to, etc.).

I can't count the number of times a retarded "would you rather" topic came up and we'd argue about it for the entire day, or discussing shit like what you could do if you could see just one second into the future at any given time.

Too bad I'd be the token ugly one.

Now, if we're talking post-high school... it'd be more like Watamote except the MC doesn't even try to change their shitty lifestyle.

/blog
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> The fit one who struggles with relationships
> The short one is a smartass
> The meek one who's usually available to hang out with
> The foreign one who's often the butt of a joke

I'm sure there are much better shows out there.
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My only friends are lesbians.
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>>100718352

>He doesn't want to be a cute little girl

What a faggot
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>>100718469
Sounds like every american sitcom, ever.
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>>100718513
Why is that a bad thing? only two things would change
>you're a cute girl
>your friends become cute if they weren't already
Sounds like a harem anime to me
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>>100718513

Well, imagine them as cute little lesbian girls and you as you who just turned into a cute little girl and is trying to dodge all the flirting and lewd situations that arise.
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>>100718288

Well cant really imagine cute anime girls living in a ex-yugoslav city residential commieblock zone and go out at night specifically and hangout on the same bench all the time.But since its my friends the characters would be something like.

>The only one that goes to college albeit a shitty one,smokes cigs along with aformentioned pot,depressed most of the time,always called out for being a smartass
>The lazy,chubby one that never wants to do anything yet shows up unexpectedly every time and just stays quiet all the time
>the one who always has crazy schemes to make money,usually involving something illegal and violent
>the one who tries to involve the others in dumb
net marketing,never has any money and has shit taste in anime
>the dumb one which just tags along for the pot and always tries to be cool and unique jet fails,butt of almost every joke of the group

Sounds shitty.
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>>100718139
Naw, that's disgusting.
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>>100713132

Uhhh... kinda like these guys except, you know
>a GMG fireteam of little girls
>like blowing the shit out of everything they're allowed to
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>anime about cute female Otaku doing LAN parties all the time, commenting on current gaming trends
Mite b kewl.
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>>100718639

D-do you all wear tracksuits and squat while smokinh and drinking? I HAVE TO KNOW.
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>>100713132
>friends
Good one.
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>you wake up as the star of a harem

EH? NANDETTE?
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>>100718639
You can be cute without the cuteness being the focus.
Sounds good to me
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>>100718719
I'd pay a billion harems for a shot at being a cute girl
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>Neptunia's Noire, K-On's Ritsu, Nodoka and Mugi
It bugs me a bit that my specs can only be matched by crossing genres.
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>>100718639
Sounds like Ed, Edd n' Eddy with an extended cast. I'd watch it.
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>>100717923
I'd totally watch this.
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>>100718714

We are south slavs,we prefer cotton/wool hoodies in a combo with also cotton/wool sweatpants.
Also we dont squat dunno why thats so prevalent in the other slavic groups,maybe they just dont understand the concept of benches.
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A sizable, semi-rotating cast of college-age girls getting together at a gaming shop. Magic is a big part of the series, complete with chuuni-like cutaway shots; other board and card games are mentioned.
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>>100718639
>>100717923
both shows end the first episode with the cast being arrested for smoking pot in JAPAN and serving in a hardcore womens prison for the next ten years. Being cute they are relatively petite, atleast by womens prison standards, and they all become prison bitches.
MC learns to orgasm from her butt
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>>100717923
>Lead guitarist is a busty gamer girl
Which part of the male anatomy translates to huge knockers?
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>>100718876
Having a big dick, probably.
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>>100718892
So if micro dick= DFC, wouldn't you be granted pretty sizeable boobs by just being average down there?
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>>100718876
being muscular/strong/dominant is illustrated as big tits on females
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>>100718925
>dat feel when legitimately DFC
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>>100713132
So the anime is "It's not my fault I'm not popular"?

No, wait. Tomo has more friends than I do.
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>>100713132
I appear to be starring in this anime alone.

;_;
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It's an anime about NEETs who sit at their computers all day talking to each other on mumble playing vidya and watching anime together.

Sounds boring.
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>>100718925
Pretty much, yeah. I chose to draw myself with an average looking bust in this picture >>100713895 still, for reasons. Too bad the caption ended up blocking the view.
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What about the rest of the world, OP? will my big sister be an onee or an onii?
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>>100718931

fact.
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>>100718867

Does it have to be in Japan?
I mean for my story is integral that the cute girls are in a deppresing post-commie shithole living in cramped commieblocks while trying to make something of themselves in a society that is completely devoid of concepts such as compassion,empathy and trust.
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>>100713132

>friends

The closest I have is /a/, so it's essentially the same but we have more husbando threads with the occasional waifu thread.
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>>100719016
Second or third from right confirmed for best girl.
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>>100719066
No, yours is fine, I like yours. It could be in post-disaster tokyo though.
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>>100718308
Can handle 20 vibrators at once, no problem.
wut
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>>100719111
They are both flattered.
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Let's see, high school friends:
>Fat bitch who constantly talks about her (probably fictional) escapades as a thief. Likes drugs and getting drunk.
>Bisexual who constantly complains about how depressed she is and occasionally goes on rants about her drag queen husbandos. Also likes drugs and getting drunk.
>/co/fag that absolutely hates anything remotely anime related. Draws a lot.
>Obnoxious weeaboo obsessed with TTGL. /co/fag's boke. Only shows up at school once a week. (me)

This show sounds like shit.
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It's about a group of cute girls watching anime, reading manga, discussing about it, and visiting conventions , and coming to root for me, as my beautiful ojou-sama ass makes a yet another fantastic presentation for the audience to applaud and enjoy.
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>>100713132
>MC is a writer who is generally in to all sorts of morbid things and as such enjoys the horror genre the most. Cynical/ Dark sense of humor.

>Huge Otaku who hides the fact that she is a Otaku to the outside world. Has a shit ton of Anime merchandise. Has a body pillow etc etc. Is a welder as a occupation. Keeps getting stalked by a reverse trap who wants to get inside her pants.

>Chubby stoner girl who is always sleepy. Keeps going in and out of neethood but never completely comfortable with either.

>Lesbian who is slightly insane. Really into Yuri. Causes most of the Drama in the group due to the before mentioned slight instability.

>The Huge pervert with a lewd sense of humor.

TOGETHER THEY grief video game servers.
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>cute girls lifting heavy shit
Finally.
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>>100719259
They shouldn't. Best girl never wins.
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>cute russian and german girls talking about lifting, playing video games and making fun of each other

i would watch it
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>>100719488
Funny considering they never score in real life. Then again we're all a rag tag bunch of betafags.
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>Bathshit insane guro lolicon as a MC
>Girl who hates chinese cartoons and is a big fan of Stalin, Hitler, PolPot, Korwin-Mikke and Brevik
>One tall and skinny faggot without any shame

Fascinating story about pissing people up on da interwebz
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>>100719572
I knew it.
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>>100713132
That's K-On!
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>>100719484
I'd watch it if they were all lolis, and they lifted weights that are far out of their leagues. Like 80 pounds in manual bench. And they were all yelling stuff like "That's good form, brah!" and "Come on! Come ON! COME OOOON!" and "ONE LAST REP, BRAH! COME OOOOOOOON!"
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>>100713895
A-Are you all this cute in 3D?
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>>100713132
>Five small cute girls going to the gym and occaisonally get drunk and watch anime or play mortal kombat

Sounds pretty meh, honestly.
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>>100719667
>mfw I'll never be a K-On!
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>One is a mostly useless shut in who spends all day playing games and watching anime
>One spends her time drawing and being disappointed in herself in-between classes
>One is a no-fun-allowed, overly serious type who doesn't take part in all the silliness
>One can do anything that they try to do

Most interactions are between the first two.
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>>100719738
Can't speak for the others, but I would assume I am, I guess.
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Girl 1: Makes fun of girl 2, prideful, the oldest
Girl 2: Makes fun of girl 1, acts silly
They're basically tsundere for each other but would never admit it, married couple-like behaviour
Girl 3: Second youngest, but also much more mature than everyone else, everyone respects her
Girl 4: The youngest girl who wants to be like girl 3 and tries to impress her
Girl 5: Homo, think Kuroko but not obsessed with 1 girl. The strongest.
Girl 6: "Lol so randum" everyone tends to ignore. Acts like that to cheer people up
Me: Rei clone
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>Cute girls working in groups in computer science at the university
This could be great if all the groups had internal battles
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All my friends live hundreds of miles away.
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Depressing. Think Yuri Yuri but with no colour and a town that stinks. Also the Yuris are borderline alcoholics who rarely speak to each other and work minimum wage jobs.
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>>100719484
/fit/ pls
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A bunch of cute girls who sit around arguing about cartoons and making dick jokes?

Eh....

No I'm not talking about you, /a/.
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I'm on the national american football team, my local team is probably the closest thing I come to real life friends, but I don't think I'd play american football if I could be a female, it is mostly compensating for being unable to be cute. So I don't know, if I were a cute girl my circumstances would be too different. It would probably be about a cute girl finding a strong and dependent husband and being a good housewife
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>>100720139
You're buying into the Japanese propaganda /a/non! Don't believe the lies!
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>>100714322
>Their uniform's a maroon blazer, a button up shirt and black pants (you could probably change that if you want).
UST?
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>>100714565
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I would rape you and your friends nine ways to sunday.
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>>100720172
What propaganda? I've wanted this all my life
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Does anyone know any anime about cute girls in a very depressing setting? Thread made me want to see a few girls scavenging and zoning out in an abandoned city in some slav country
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>>100713132
id be the average boring cute girl
my friends would be military otaku cute girl
alcoholic asian cute girl
and ditsy american cute girl
i would be the suffering character while the others always have a good time
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>>100720218
C-Cool.
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>>100713895
Second from right looks like a slut.
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>Hardcore NEET, vaguely homo, hates men and normals, nasty tsukkomi to girl below's boke. Lots of tsuntsun goodness.
>Pervert geek girl, constantly says references nobody understands and makes SYD-tier lewd jokes, gets smacked for it by NEET. Is not gay for her.
>Normalfag, is rich daddy's girl with bf and rubs it in everyone's faces. Openly insults and steals from everyone else, is only tolerated because she's friends with girl below
>Leader girl, tech genius but also perpetually lazy and poor. Nasty tsukkomi to NEET's tsukkomi. Her and normalfag often get in ribbing contests, are definitely heterosexual.
>Out of town geek girl barely restrained by her normalfag boyfriend. Is the least cunt-ish in the group.
>Useless moe and wannabe normalfag. Is the straighest one of the group despite looking like a lesbian-like lesbian.

Together, they play D&D.
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>>100720396
Copellion was supposed to be that.
Instead we got shit.
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>"closest group of friends" stabbed me in the back so they can get better grades.
No OP, I don't like it.
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>>100719866
Woman detected

4chan is a penis-only zone
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>>100720868
No, not really, no.
I'm just borderline fujobait.
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>Me, a virgin NEET with more insecurities and fears than one can count
>A brown pothead that fell in love with me and became gay
>An emotionally unstable and depressed painter girl
That sounds like a good enough premise, would watch
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>>100713132
a SOL anime about cute girls doing naturalist things like collecting water samples from small rivers inside small woods would be boring.
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>>100721330
Add the fact that you're all naked and it's a 10/10 anime.
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SoL about cute girls playing Magic: The Gathering.
/a/ fund this!
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>>100713229
I like it.
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>>100714424
Did you ever finishe the drawing? As another Arch student I'd like to see this.
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>>100721488
but being naked would be unproffesional
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>>100721770
and?
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>>100721770
I see no problem.
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But I only have one friend, and I barely see him anymore.
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>>100714677
An aussie and a kiwi walk into a bar.
The frenchman walks under it.
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>Passive agressive Cynist making references to his own shitty fanfictions who is the only one laughing about her own jokes
>/v/-tier hobby hacker who thinks he is a member of Anonymous and enjoyed SAO
>Commie guitarist always talking about 50s-70s rock
>boring Normalfag

24 episodes of playing TF2 I guess.
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>friends
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>>100722308
That's Watamote right there.
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>MC is a dysfunctional drug addicted cynic with glasses, but switches to contacts sometime during the first 6 episodes, obsessed with music and terrible movies
>Tall blonde girl into programming and old video games
>Chubby brown haired girl who is obsessed with fantasy books and movies
>funny, but really strange guy who constantly spouts maymays and buzzwords, basically /v/ incarnate
24 episodes of doing drugs, banter, watching shitty movies, anime and playing DotA 2 and stupid 'artsy' indiegames
I doubt that that's gonna sell well.
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>MC is a shortish girl wtih long brown hair and gasses who is borderline addicted to her PC. MC is a huge tankfag too, and has the un-serious air of a tank crew around her friends
>Girl 2 is a tall but nowhere near serious girl who plays Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy with the MC. Often girl 2 will spend nights around MC's house and they will play video games or build & paint models.
Girls 3&4 are the MC's childhood friends who the MC plays a lot of video games with. Often the MC will see girls 3&4 to go oout shoping & other malarky
>Girl 5 is a tallish girl who does nothing but crack lewd jokes with the MC. Girl 5 has a boyfriend and can play the Ukelele, guitar and drums

Since it's a SoL, there would be a linking factor to all the girls in the series, so all the girls go to the same, well i guess two years ago would be Japanese high school
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>>100722308
I'm your friend anon
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>A neo-nazi
>An aspiring lawyer
>2 Ph.D students (including me)
>All are fans of old horror movies, 80's post-punk music and homebrewing

Better then expected.
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>The short NEET failure
>The so smart she is autistic character
>The /pol/ loli with a gambling habit
>The normalfag who actually has his shit together

Would be shit, all we do is play video games and talk online together.
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>>100722326
Replace that with "sits at a table" for bonus points
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>>100722977
Thank you so much, anon...
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>>100713132
>Niggaboos and their White Friend: The Animation

10/10
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>normalfag loli which stalks boys
>/g/ loli which spends all day in her room
>jew loli which makes indie movies
>powerlevel hiding loli that watches anime with /g/ loli (me)
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I chilled with the nerds and freaks in my high school and played chess and Starcraft in the computer lab and wrote shitty programs during lunch, but my high school was weird so we were still decently well liked.
Probably like any anime since most anime characters have mental illness of some kind.
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>>100725405
>having a degree, having money and voting makes you a normalfag

You can be a non-normalfag and not be a loser, not that not having a piece of paper from a University somehow validates your existence or anything, just saying.
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>>100713494
>implying second from the right is wearing panties
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>Main part of anime will consist of logs of Illegal Immigrant NEET girl chatting with friend in her hometown and surfing imageboards
>Sometimes she goes to visit her closest friend, from who's she lives in ten minute walk distance, but she feels superfluous around her friend's boyfriend, so it happens once in two or three months
It's even more boring than I thought.
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basically
a robot, a retard, a retard who thinks they are smart, a conspiracy theorist and a girl who keeps accidentally making dildos? doesn't sound too bad
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>>100728759
You... have a robot friend?
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>>100728759
>accidentally making dildos

wat
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>normalfaggotry
I'm a genki athletic tomboy and my friends are a mechanic, a tsuntsun with glasses, and a little brown loli. 8/10 would watch
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>>100728864
may aswell be for all that emotion
>>100728871
not even kidding, tried making it less like a dildo by adding ridges to the top, you can imagine how it came out
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>>100728992
what were you trying to make in the first place m8?
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>>100729189
he was trying to make a counterweight for something, from that point on everything he made looked like one
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> Little girls playing /tg/ related games.
> Little girls playing IMAGINATION

I am ok with this
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> military-tech obsessed politics & history student loli
> weight-lifting loli who's a special in the Met and is in the Royal Naval Reserves
> nationalistic libertarian loli who's in the Officer Training Corps
> drummer loli and fat ginger loli who talk about metal all the time
> hyper-active loli who's addicted to sweets and talks to random strangers

Ok then...
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>cute girls racing shitboxes on the weekends
>cute girls offroading
>cute girls working shitty part-time jobs

AOTY
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>>100729439
Is little girls playing /tg/ actually an anime yet?
If not, why the fuck isn't it?
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>all group of cunts that keep playing league of legends and wont play dota 2 with me

0/10 dropped before i even started
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girl 1: quiet depressed girl who squanders their intelligence by playing video games all day, hates nearly everyone except the other girls
girl 2: sporty girl with a bad superiority complex, doesnt like all that many people but it nice enough to people so that people dont dislike her
girl 3: popular and everyone in the group makes fun of her because of it, liked by everyone except the peopl in the group, its a wonder why she still hangs out with them
girl 4: super anime girl, super tsundere, loud as hell, think shes super funny never shuts the fuck up
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>Anime about a little girl who spends all her time browsing an image board and looking for a job so she can spend more money on alcohol.
>Every time there is a party she inevitable gets way too drunk and ends up kissing all of her friends, whether they want that or not.
>She isn't even gay.

That actually sounds pretty good, I would watch it.
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>>100730199
anon I have news for you u r gay[/spoiler
]
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>>100730450
N-no I'm not.
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>>100713132
>having friends

plebeians, all of you
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>>100729786
You mean Quick Start!! ?

As far as I know there are no plans.
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>>100730763
but may gay detecter its of the charts
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>>100731059
It's obviously broken, I only wank to girls.

I-it's just when I'm drunk I get a little bit gay t-that's all.
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>>100713132
>Group of girls who talk history, video games, and lots of dark humor when they are back home from college/military
>Girl 1 hates most people and is the most anti-social because of it, no motivation in college besides getting out of the shitty state she lives in, was depressed at the same time as Girl 2 but handle it better, probably a bit insane
>Girl 2 use to be a bitch in middle school but after becoming depressed in high school and nearly OD on happy pills mellowed the fuck out, has boyfriend and 2 times outta 3 gets hit on when hanging out with friends
>Girl 3 doesn't know what she wants to do with her life (Helo pilot to scientist to filmmaker), tall but skinny, unlucky despite being Irish
>Girl 4 pretty fucked up life, doesn't show it sides bitching all the time about different things, bitches alot
>Girl 5 in the Army as Infantry, wants to get deployed before pull out in Trashcanistan, only one that has all her shit together, can get in a boys pants in 30 minutes or less, rarely does cause she wants stability now
>Girls 6, 7, 8 are side characters
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>>100713213
>>100713290
>>100713757
>>100714033
>>100715744
>>100716074
>>100718715
>>100719073
>>100722414
>>100730801
>friends
You guys know it's just a lie to make ourselves feel better right?
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>>100713132
K-on with computer games
though I'm fairly certain one of my friends would kill himself
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I have a retard slut, a tryhard inchou character, a normalfag, and a cripple moe character.

Sometimes there's a 5th guest character that's a loud boisterous fat chick that never shuts the fuck up but has deep moments of introspection and is actually 11/10 bro.
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Everyone crave for cocks while being in a monogamous pure yuri relationship.
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>Slender shy girl
>Fat fujoshi
>Tall sporty girl
>Fabulous lesbian
>They all hang out in an apartment smoking and drinking. They all wish they were sluts. Sometimes cuddling happens.
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MC
College dropout working on a deadbeat job, plays different musical instruments, writes edgy poetry and listens to music all day, is outgoing but prefers to stay home doing nothing talking to anonymous people on an imageboard, suffers severe depression from time to time. When is with girl #2 turns into a massive stoner for days.

Girl #2
MC's best friend, hangs out with her everyday, lives under the same roof, fun to be around and extremely funny, writes edgy poetry as well, loves to discuss books with MC and conspiracy theories with Girl #3.

Girl #3
The weird one, is always researching weird conspiracy theories and comes up with weird random, interesting facts every time, laid back and always puts a smile on MC's face, great, lesbian.

Girl #4
MC's all time bro, plays videogames with her and is always up for mischief while everyone else backs out, lives in another city with her boyfriend.

Girl #5
Lives with MC and girl #2, starting her career as a professional photographer, really lazy, MC and girl #2 are always telling her to do stuff around the house but she spends all the time with her boyfriend, spends the most time with MC playing videogames.

Would you watch my anime?
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>>100732564
Would watch.

>>100730199
>Girl 1 has had a shitty life and is only now starting to get her shit together, funniest of all the girls, also ties for the most attractive.
>Girl 2 nice girl that doesn't always get the joke but finds Girl 1's antics ammusing also had a shitty life, but isn't afraid to point it out, she is going out with the only boy in the group.
>Only Boy funny but quite most of the time, not that cute.
>Girl 3 only girl with her shit all together, though somehow incapable of talking to hot boys despite being an easy 8/10. buys everyone else alcohol.
>Girl 4 the straight man of the group, with a hot younger brother and a big house.
>Girls 5-7 are side characters that only make guest appearances.
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>>100732712
what a cute gif
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>>100732712
>being a stoner
How does it feel to be worthless scum?
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>>100733386
He pretty much already implied that.
How does it feel to care so much about your value?
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>>100733556
My point is that this entire "stoner culture" is ridiculously retarded garbage.
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>>100713132
Two cute girls doing their best at amateur animation. I'd watch the shit out of it.
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>>100733685
yeah, and I'm saying you're preaching to the choir, he already said a lot of self-deprecating things about his life.
I'm saying you're not making any point at all that he hasn't already made
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Terrible because there's an internal feud between me and 2 guys, while the others are oblivious to it.
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It's a light yuri story of 2 girls one school council very popular very cute perfectionist trying to make the world a better place and the other girl is her unpopular avg cutie kinda dumb lover. Together they'll make the world a better place
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There's only me and my tulpa here.
It won't be interesting.
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>>100733871
>secret three-way tsundere yuri circle within the friend group
>not a viable premise for an entire show on its own
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>>100734818
Thing is, I fucking hate their guts. They just keep being passive aggressive cunts, which makes me even madder.
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>>100734963
which only makes you want them more
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SOL between my friends and I

>Cute girls in the hood

AOTY
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Girl 1: Tall tsundere DFC, always saying she doesn't like to spend time with the group watches cartoons and thinks she has the best taste.

Girl 2: short brown athletic pervert who's always coming up with bad plans, loves sports anime and playing pranks on the group. Is very lewd.

Girl 3: Oldest of the twins, really short and self conscious about her weight, always making it clear that she's the oldest and most "sophisticated" of the group, has big tits. Can draw well.

Girl 4: Youngest of the twins, as tall as the tsundere, quite shy and reserved and some how is always good at every video game, like her sister has big tits.

Girl 5: flamboyant and outspoken of the group, she might be into yuri. She enjoys harem anime and is considered by the rest of the group to have the worst taste. Likes to bully tsundere.

Together they watch anime, discuss school functions, and sleep over each other's house.
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>Grill 1
Condescending blonde rich sociopath, likes fat guys. Good sense of humour.
>Grill 2
Meme spouting brunette who tries to be funny like grill 1, but fails spectacularly. Fell back 2 years in school.
>Grill 3
Gym freak, almost as condescending as grill 1, although chill most of the time. Finished school and has been a NEET for 2 years. Joining the army soon.
>Grill 4
Chubby war enthusiast, wishes she was in the army. Hates fags, but secretly gay.
>Grill 5
Big nosed pot smoker, does nothing but play video games and smoke weed. Used to be cool until pot fried him.
>Grill 6
Psychopath, believes he is destined for greatness. Hates 1 and 2, wants to get out of the group but hopes some of them will become "normal".

Guess which one I am.
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>>100736433
A George Foreman Grill
Grill 6
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>>100736756
Yeah, it was kinda obvious.
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>>100713451
Sounds like the game Catherine minus the whole nightmare stuff.
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>the show takes place in a basement rehearsal room, the main cast basically listen to music all day and occasionally go on adventures or have some other characters visiting the room.

>the MC loves music and visits every day, but she is the only one who never makes any music and just cheers her friends on.
>the second girl seems to be always in the room, she is a diehard music fan and is always listening to/making new songs. A quirky childhood friend whom MC considers as family.
>the third girl is a quiet but gentle onee-san type character that always helps the others out and has connections everywhere. Her background is a mystery.
>the fourth girl is a genki airhead and kind of a klutz. She's also into yuri.
>the fifth girl is the second girl's younger cousin and only visits from time to time. If she does, she is constantly tsukkomi-ing. She's kind of tsundere and hates it when others call her a kid. She's also very pure and gets flustered easily.

Now that I've written it like this, I notice how frighteningly well my friends can be described in anime terms.
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>>100732712
M-MC would be best girl in that series I guess, b-but it's not like I'd watch that show for your sake or anything
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>>100732054
what lie?
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>>100713895
look at all those delicious traps
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Cute Girls who go to each others houses and play Smash Bros every day, or Go to others houses and do absolutely nothing every day. The only thing really tying the group together is they share their weed. They all browse 4chan and play games, however only a couple watch anime because they like looking at over cute anime girls.
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Something about one girl presenting another that I find really hot. It gives me a 'tribute to a higher form' kind of feeling.
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>Cute Girls who go to each others houses and play Smash Bros every day
Man, I miss having friends.
;_;
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Well, this is a blog thread so I guess I'll blog. A highschool SOL from my youth where

>1 is an aspiring author who has already written several shitty fantasy books when she was in middle school. Very upbeat, but also something of a militant atheist political tool who tends to put her foot in her mouth. Tries very hard in school

>2 never knew her father and is extremely quiet, anxious, but manages a short, witty comment whenever she speaks. Conventionally moe, easily embarrassed

>3 is annoying, easily angered, unfunny, relatively stupid and unsuccessfully avoided by everybody

>4 is a quiet, extremely contemptuous girl that browses /mu/ and is very self conscious despite having a couple of reasons to hate everyone she knows (not me, btw)

>5 is a borderline personality loser with no facebook that swings between extremely talkative clownish periods and more introspective, gossipy periods where she tells half the people on the list she hates them. Finishes people's sentences and throws out creative would you rathers. Too cool for school, brings down two other people's GPAs with edgy nihilist shit

>6 is a very short asian girl who talks about football and HBO shows with 1, agreeable and well liked, but occasionally looks miserable and brushes people off. Generally, a funny and likeable person. Notable for being terrified of being alone.

>6 kills herself half way through and any semblance of unity falls apart

It would be depressing as hell.
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Well fuck.
>four girls, three in highschool and one in junior high
>MC is an athletic girl with strong morals and is the leader out of the group, she gives her friends advice on love but can't find it herself
>girl two shares similar interests to MC but is a lot more shy
>girl three is a slut who always persuades girl two and MC to fuck up but has a soft side when she is alone with them
>girl four is MC's little sister and is in junior high
>MC, girl two, and girl three meet in their junior years of highschool on the cross country team.
>Their musical interest in punk rock brings them together and they form a band(hence the different types of character)
>MC plays drums, girl two plays guitar, slut girl three does vocals and guitar two, and girl four is recruited to play bass
>series revolves around the group playing shows and girl three getting fucked up off of alcohol
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>>100743731
Can't say I'd watch. Girl 3 sounds like the only interesting character.
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>Show about a girl who practices free form martial in her spar time but at school she's considered a weirdo due to her loud outburst. Sits by the boy she likes and somehow manages to spark up a conversation but not while wrecking her nerves in the process. The only friends she has are the delinquent boy that rarely shows up for school and treats her like crap (but secretly likes her), her ex boyfriend, and her best friends who she hates almost as mush as she loves (in a lesbian yandere sort of way) who's practically the school idol and can get all the boys except the one boy she actually wants (who the main girl hates) and although the best friends is seemingly perfect on the outside she's actually suffering from crippling DID inside of which the main girl's true friend is trapped inside and replaced by an attention whoring...whore. So all the while the main girl is semi spaghetti-ing about her day she is try to get her best friend back.

5/10 might drop
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>Anime about sitting around shitposting on 4chan all day while losing more and more hope in a just more-than half-hearted job search and occasionally going out to run or play board games with other cute young girls
I don't know if that'd work too well
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>>100713132
>friends
You lost me
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>I'm the kuudere with sexhair
>the scrawny unbalanced one
>the tall batshit insane genki girl
>the androgynous seemingly perfect one
>the laidback punk-girl

Fuck, that's much better than the shit I got.
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grill 1: shy grill who is a waitress as her parents restaurant, is not completely terrible at guitar. shit posts on /v/. that's me

grill 2: athletic grill who's a pc mustard race, is a big fan of bears. shit posts on /v/.

grill 3: slightly chubby grill who shit posts on /jp/ and generally annoys everyone else, but we love her anyways.

grill 4; tsundere that works a job at a liquor store who acts like a dick towards everyone but grill 2, who she admires. redditor.

grill 5: tall grill who is kind of racist and generally annoys everyone else, except we probably hate her for real. redditor.

grill 6: the only sane grill who somehow puts up with all of our shit, pretty cool person and everyone likes her.


it would be a 3/10 anime about grills who switch between shit posting on 4chan, playing vidya, and annoying each other in real life
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>>100744353
Holy fuck, you're me. Down to the last detail.
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A lot like Yuyushiki.
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Quality moderation I see.
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>>100713132
>French bakery staffed by cute girls, anime covers days at the bakery, drinking sessions afterwards, and each girl's home lives

>Boss is excitable type who gets distracted easy, gamer/comic nerd into 80s/90s stuff, likes cooking for her husband. Likes picking on Coffee girl when bored.
>No.2 is a calm casual girl who's intimidatingly efficient at her job, often gets closing shift where she's alone with one of the other girls, so they open up to her more
>Coffee Girl is the token yuri, ponyfag, overly cheerful, constantly trying to get everyone to be as cheerful as her, which annoys Waitress
>Kitchen Girl is a witty athletic tsundere looking to move out of the family home. Pop culture trivia buff like Boss and Waitress, and likes to talk recipes with Boss as a way to impress her own boyfriend
>Waitress Girl is a kuudere that likes boyish things, looks as young as the other girls but is actually a little older than the Boss and shares a lot of her hobbies. Secretly likes girly things as well but tries to hide it, kindheartedly teased by Kitchen girl over it
>Register Girl is the token ara-ara, sometimes clumsy but friendly. Has been there the longest aside from Boss and No.2, and can cover anyone else's job in a pinch. Every other girl is friends with her, and helps her out in non-bakery things.
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>>100745532

Woa,a real bakery.The only types of "bakeries" we have here are just basically 2 people,one at the register and one that makes x number of bread required and leaves.
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>>100745944
I wouldn't say "real" bakery. Note that in this "real" bakery there isn't one actual baker. Everything's baked offsite, it's more of a cafe than a bakery. But it's full-on French style, fancy uniforms, buttery pastries, fresh bread every morning, fancy cakes and sweets...
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Three cute girls and then eventually more background characters get the spotlight, probably like Lucky Star or something.

>One smokes weed constantly and loves electronic music but she's irresponsible and secretly miserable
>One can't catch a break in life and she's constantly shit upon by every opportunity
>One is lazy and squandered all her potential and now can't figure her life out

Extended cast:
>That one annoying idiot who thinks everyone likes her
>The one girl who shows up randomly but then disappears
>That one girl who's a tank at drinking
>That one girl with the boyfriend that she does everything with

Each episode would center on their weekly meetings at a bar. Probably best as an adapted 4koma style with no real plot, just general movements and character motivations.
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>You follow the daily life of a cute girl and her friend who enjoy killing and eating human.
>Sometimes they fuck each other.

Yuri and gore in one anime. I'd watch it.
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>>100745309
I think at least about 1/3 of 4chan fits that, and obviously I left a lot of fairly important stuff out

I don't really shitpost much either
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>>100745226
I'd ship grills 2 and 4.
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>>100713132
>Think of your closest group of friends.
Thanks OP I wasn't quite feeling shitty enough today
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>>100745532
I'd watch if they can strike the right balance between French food and sweets, and pop/nerd culture. What are the home lives like?
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I have three(or four) groups of good friends.

There's firstly my IRL friends which I honestly don't see much more. We sometimes meet up, go to the bar, or maybe play board games or watch movies together and shit. One of my RL friends is a lot like me so whenever we meet we watch anime or play pokémon and stuff together. Wouldn't really make for an interesting show.

Then there's my second, and probably primary group of friends. We basically just hang out in the same IRC channel and talk. Sometimes we play online games together. We're all really close, also we meet up like 4 times a year or so and play vidya and stuff together, and sometimes during midsummer and new year's and stuff we celebrate it together. We have loads of fun. We've actualy discussed what an anime about us (but with little girls instead) would be like. Most of us are weeaboos anyway.

Then there's my third group of friends, which so far are internet only. We basically play Counter-Strike all day long with eachother. It's loads of fun. This would probably be the most interesting to make an anime about. I'd definitely watch an anime about a bunch of girls playing FPS-games together online anyway.

Then there's my family and stuff including my two siblings. Not sure if I should count them in.
Wouldn't be interesting anyway.


Would you watch my anime if it was made, /a/?
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>A bunch of girls in a mumble channel who play video games and fling (occasionally) jestful insults at each other and harass the other people who play ASSFAGGOTS in the channel by sporadically kicking or banning them on a regular basis
Someone's stupid enough to pay for this.
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>>100713132
It would be like NHK except without the friends. Fuck you.
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>>100746852
As you describe it, I don't think so. Your description doesn't really sound like much. You should describe the characters more.
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>>100713132
Cute mathematicians doing cute proofs.
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>>100747054
11/10 would watch
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>>100747054
why hasn't there been a mathemoetician anime yet
>every day she presents a new mathematical proof to oniichan to prove that sister-brother incest is ok
>he's too shitty at math to disprove it
>hijinks
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>>100747228
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>>100742385
That sounds more like gay drama than SOL. Also, it sounds like you weren't really friends.
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>>100747246
Sadly, Kaiji and Akagi are the only FKMT manga popular enough to get adaptations.
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>>100746955
I get what you mean, but the cast would be pretty large if I counted all groups in. Let's go with group 3:
>the one tall weeaboo grill (me, MC) that's okay at the game, goes to university (slowly but steadily failling it, i might mention) and works part time in a small computer shop

>the one grill that is legitimately good (as in world elite good) that we have no idea why she plays with us, cool grill anyway, really nice, always have a lot of fun stories to tell on skype, but not really doing anything irl

>the one mysterious grill that nobody actually knows anything about as she refuses to tell us anything, can be a dick at times, but mostly really fun to talk with. slightly better than MC at the game

>the one black grill that everyone makes fun of for being black constantly, except she's in on it too. is shit at the game, we blame her for everything, although in a unserious manner

>the one grill that secretly wishes she was born of the opposite gender, constantly cheats in the game but refuses to admit it. major weeaboo and pretty obnoxious at times but very nice at others, probably bipolar

What do you think?
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A gay irish loli and nigger loli
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>>100714424
A-anon will surely deliver
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>>100747537
>the one grill that is legitimately good (as in world elite good) that we have no idea why she plays with us
>the one grill that secretly wishes she was born of the opposite gender
Got your lesbian pair, right there.
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>>100747537
Probably not. FPS shenanigans don't really appeal to me.
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>>100713132
Well, it would be a show about a bunch of cute girls running their own indie game studio, gaming and occasionally watching in their free time, living in Seattle and working other real jobs because they are all still in college and too shitty at everything to actually make games yet.
So it would basically be like d-frag, except in college and having jobs, not clubs, and everyone is a cute girl.
8/10 could probably watch and enjoy.
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>>100713280
THIS
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>that feel when you and your best friend automatically assume positions of tsukkomi and boke, switching every other conversation
Too organic and non-formulaic for comedy anime
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The story of my old group of friends would actually make a great anime, I'll make it short.

We were 6 guys who had lots of fun together, all of us, except the best boy, were the kind of idiots who can't keep in touch with people and would probably drift apart if it wasn't for him, he was the glue that held the group. He died in a car crash in his second year of college and we eventually lost touch with each other, after graduating I decided to call them and met them in the bar we used to hang out when we were in high school, it just didn't feel like we were ever friends, lot's of awkward silence, I never saw them again
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>>100747816
And to describe what we'd all be like...
Im the leader of our group, so i'd be a loud in-charge cute girl, and be the biggest and least funny, and also tsundere. probably would end up being worst girl and everyone would hate me.
friend 1 is fat lazy otaku so he'd be a chubby fujoshi girl always making anime references
friend 2 is short little cute guy, so he would be the kawaii~ girl that we all fawn over how cute she is. probably would be best girl.
friend 3 is gay, so he would be the yuri girl always trying to get in 2s pants
friend 4 is already a cute girl, so does that mean she would be a girly guy now?
friend 5 is beefy as has a beard, so he would be the obscene dyke girl
friend 6 is 5's girlfriend, so i guess she would be a guy.
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T-Little smart ass artist. Not a bad person, but doesn't like stupid people or questions. Likes being helpful and is energetic. A huge show off, if she can she will.
M-Cool older girl that T looks up to. T patterns some of her less health detrimental behavior after M. Truly a master of coercion and arguments. She definitely the life of the party.
Z-An extreme version of T without the art. More money and no hobby means she's all kinds of nerdy. Since it's all she's got, she's more than eager to share her love of fiction with people much to their chagrin. She'll jump into conversations she has nothing to do with and will talk about any and everything. Owes T $5 for some art and still hasn't paid her back despite repeated asking. More interested in new games and consoles. M doesn't like her much.
Faggot-Only really friends with Z. M and T think he's insane. Doesn't like either of them since they're more than willing to poke fun at his expense. T wants to be friends but doesn't like his hobbies and this offends him. He's just a guy dressed as a girl. M definitely doesn't like him.
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>>100714773
What is love lab for $100!
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>>100748482
Sounds depressing.

I'd watch it.
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Christ this thread has been up since I got up this morning... I'll try to post one once I get home.
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>>100719738
Really, anon?
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>>100718925
Wouldn't you just look at genetics? Maybe singer-kun's mum has a huge rack?

Plus, you don't imagine what you would've looked like if you ended up born a girl?

>short half Japanese girl, nice cheekbones, possibly prone to chubbiness, big breasts and hips but small waist in ratio, glasses. Would be so moe.
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>>100750097
>Plus, you don't imagine what you would've looked like if you ended up born a girl?
I'd prefer not to, honestly.
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MC lives in a nice apartment because its rent controlled so all her friends like to come over and hang out (the setting). She still lives like a poorfag because rent controlled. There's the rich career girl who buys poorfag MC dinner sometimes, but has trouble with men and vents to her about it. There's MC's roommate who she isn't really friends with and is a background joke character (also black). And MC's best friendo, who lives several cities away but comes to her place to hang out because dame ningen and they play vidya and watch anime.

All the while MC insists on a boyfriend who 'goes to another school' and no one believes her.

Much baking ensues, generally.
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>>100751674
Sounds nice.
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>>100713455
Girl A sounds like she'd be the protagonist.
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Friends. I kind of remember what those were like.
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Most of them are girls already.
They'd probably try to dress me up.
I would try to keep on the persona of a the straight faced professional while masturbating myself to sleep every night.
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I can't decide if I'm closer the the drug addicts I studied abroad with or the skype group that lives nowhere near me.
Either way I spent my birthday alone last week. Would not watch that anime.
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>>100713132
A group of about 12 otaku/nerdy girls do their best to manage three of the most populated clubs in the entire high school. Oh yes, and a few fangirl wars here and there.

I think it would be moderately popular but a bit confusing with so many characters.
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>>100758270
>having otaku friends
I don't think this is the place for you.
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>Cute med students girls doing cute med students stuff
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They are the cutest 200+ pound black guys -I mean lolis- that meet up after football practice to talk about feelings. But one is tiny and white, and wants to be a rapper. I mean a j-pop idol.

And also a lot of drinking underage and smoking.
Very cute.

Protagonist doesn't smoke though, and live in a house with parents that hate each other, so she masturbates to pass the time.

She works a dead end retail job in hopes of making it out the ghetto. She wants to do freelance stuff on the side, but is too lazy, so she masturbates again.
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let's see, a cute landscaper, a cute warehouse worker, a cute deliverydriver, and a cute IT manager that a bit tsundere, and every 2 week they meet up at hooter or watch some movies and play some animes.

Kyotoani will find a way!
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Cute girls play rhythm games and/or hang out in an arcade. Everyone is gay. Eh, I'd watch it and buy the inevitable rhythm game tie-in game.
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Girl 1:
>Super skinny. Watches way too much anime. Basically a shut-in when not with her friends. Drinks a lot of alcohol. Studies Economics. Former singer in a band with girls 2 and 5. Bipolar gap-moe.

Girl 2:
>Not the best-looking out of the group. Slightly on the chubby side. Somehow gets a lot of attention from boys despite this. Very socially adept, very organized and very rich. Studies Ancient History. Plays Bass in a band with girl 5. Also plays drums.

Girl 3:
>A bit into anime. Long, curly hair. Takes very few things seriously and always jokes around. Has a marriage pact with a boy that they made in childhood to marry eachother by age 30 if neither of them find somebody else. Studies Geology.

Girl 4:
>Very fat but doesn't really care. Old friend of the 3 girls who has recently moved back into the area. Fun times are had catching up. Mathemetician.

Girl 5:
>Very into music. Plays guitar and is passionate about it. Studies Music Tech. Insanely rich.

These 5 girls mostly just play
Magic: The Gathering (Girl 1 has a R/W token deck, Girl 2 has monoblack rat deck, Girl 3 has U/W control, Girl 5 has Green aggro),
Rogue Trader (Girl 1 is Rogue Trader, Girl 2 is GM, Girl 3 is Seneschal, 4 is Explorator and 5 is Arch-Militant)
and Civ 5 together.

They also insult eachother. A lot. But it's all in jest.
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A story about a bunch of slutty part-time models.
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>>100758875
>200pound lolis
Why hasn't this happened yet?
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>>100758270
I suppose I should elaborate.

Gaming Club.

>President (MC): The second most proactive of the group, behind the Sci-fi/fantasy club president. Takes her position in stride. and makes sure everyone has their own place.

>Vice: Average beta/nerdy girl, even though shes kind at heart. Follows in MC's footsteps hoping to be as good as her someday.

>Treasurer: The techie of the group, always with her laptop. Doesn't play much but does help whenever its needed. The most otaku of the group.

>Secretary: Only allowed herself into this position because the anime club filled up. Believes the MC isn't doing her job correctly and constantly berates her.

Anime club

>President: A very comanding person, gets annoyed when things don't go as planned. Has a strange disliking for the MC that even she isn't sure why.

>Vice: Very genki girl, the 2nd most loli of them. Very much a fangirl of many things, takes anime to heart.

>Treasurer: Youngest and most loli. Super fan girl for a boy from a video game and is considered to be the most innocent of the group. She's also albino.

>Secretary: Slight introvert, mostly draws and watches from the sidelines. Vice and President keep pushing out her artwork in hopes she becomes a bit more popular.

Sci-fi/fantasy club

>President: Most out-going and proactive, is the go-to girl for when things need to get done. Also can fix a lot of things.

>Vice: A master musician and vidya gamer, but enjoys nothing more than playing with and berating his friends.

>Treasurer: Best friend of vice from gaming club, and very similar to her except she has more guts and attitude. Most prone to swearing, espeically during competitions.

>Secretary: A master troll, does her best to cause grief. Was kicked out of Anime club for her mischief, but Gaming Club takes it in stride and Sci-fi/fantasy didn't really care.

Damn I had a lot of friends.
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>How is it?

Depresing
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>>100747537
>episode where black girl gets fed up with the jokes and has a huge nigga moment and goes to MC's store and fucks shit up
Would watch.
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>>100760365
Why did my school have no clubs like these?
In fact it just had shitty school run clubs for organizations. The fuck man?



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