The true hero of the Monogatari series.
I'd go gay for Kaiki. No questions asked.
Oh wait, I'm already gay for Kaiki.
Meme > Kaiki
Just wait for Kizu.
Kinda reminds me of Malcolm Tucker. In a cold, all-business type with a warm heart deep inside him sort of way.
Sure. The Sun is already freezing up so... Next universe then?
People love to hate on Tucker, but half the fuck-ups in the show wouldn't have happened if people actually listened to him.
so did he survive being bashed in the head by that girl at the anime?
Meme a shit.
He won me over this series, I must admit.
I love that type of character.
I think he is, and I think he was bashed in the head by a boy. Probably the one who cursed Nadeko for dumping him or something. I'm not sure.
Kinda looks like that loan shark Ushijima in this concept.
I love Shin-ichiro's emphasis on the あsound at the end of his sentences.
God, I bet Hitagi's mouth smells. What a whore.
I've read Kizu. Kaiki is better.
and that theme
I'm surprised you can even listen to him. I could barely understand half the shit he says through that thick Scottish accent.
Still a very sexy accent though.
I thought i was the only one who like it.
It's really showing lazy/monotonic element to Kaiki character.
If there's something Shaft never fails it's seyyuu choice, he was just perfect.
Nigger cello version is the shit.
In this pic he's actually getting bumraped by me.
I had to punch him once so he would stay still.
He just wants friends.
I would gladly give my two balls, a kidney, and half a liver to be Kaiki.
If any one of you dresses up like this I will personally hunt you down yank out your anal pubes.
Why is there so much homolust for Kaiki?
What's so special about him?
So you want to be lonely old man who have no one who would care about him and living pathetic life of a con man?
Goddamn his voice is fucking sexy.
Hey don't mock Kaiki like that. Dude's got a solid philosophy. Though I admit he has some Jew tendencies.
The voice, stunning good looks, and gap moe.
I want /pol/ to leave....
I like Kaiki, but his life is not something you should wish for.
Will Kaiki win the Crab?
There's not even one truth in that sentence.
Kaiki getting pissed after I offered him only 5 bucks for a blowjob.
I raised it to 10 then he sucked me off. Shit was so cash.
This is a repeat of the whole Hei homolust thing.
It really sickens me.
Fuck off retard.
Man this art is terrible. Yozuru was a total bad ass in Nise by the way.
or at least the most interesting
You agreed with him that it was worth ten dollars. Then wasn't he right to be angry at you for trying to undercut him with an offer of five? You have to show proper respect for money.
Cool thumbnail bro.
Fuck his life man imagine all the pussy I could get looking like Kaiki. Not to mention the self satisfaction for being so fucking good looking.
Kaiki bleeding all over the place after I ripped his anal rings.
I then proceeded to jizz all over his back after hotdogging my dick in between his cheeks.
Basically he's a salesman who became too good at his craft. Cutting deals till he could sell ice to Eskimo's kind of thing.
Shit I am running low.
I'd bumrape Kaiki so hard it'd look like his ass just went through a car accident.
Why ya'll niggas can't show no love for Kaiki? Come on, don't be a pussy I know ya'll want to jizz in his bowels.
I want to watch him take crab down a few more pegs.[/spoiler[
Everyone likes Kaiki
So Gaenfags exist after all.
>shinobu on the tv
No doubt about that.
Kaiki the best.
Kaiki is music to my ears
Whose hand is this?