Help me /a/, I'm staying at my parents' right now, and I just now noticed I left a dragon dildo out overnight. No one has said anything about it yet, and I'm more than certain everyone in the house has seen it.
Including my parents, there are three boys and one girl in the house. It's already more than likely my mom and dad have been ruled out. How do I come up with a convincing tail to make it seem like I'm still an innocent straight boy?
Quick, you've got to hide it. In your chocolate cave.