continuation of >>100700587
20 internet bucks says Neji and Itachi come back as ghosts to save one or both of them.
Still "alive" and still cannot take a shit
Orochimaru will save the day
Orochimaru will bring them back to life.
check my doublas
They're not actually going to die.
my most fapped to Naruto girl
Reminder that this is why Madara is evil.
MOSHI MOSHI?? BATEMAN DESU
CHEKU MAI DUBERESU!
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE NARUTO GIRL???
You check my Doublas. Why is she so best girl?
>fapping to older blonde Yotsuba
Toilet humor....such high class
I read Naruto for the schadenfreude and watch Naruto SD for the comedy that the series should have been about in the first place.
I bet Yamato inside dat Tobi.
>I HAS NO CHECKRA TO HEAL
>still have that mark on forehead
>is still in youth mode
fake subs lol
Neji is best girl, but would marry Tenten.
that's not baron ashura
Daily reminder Orochimaru is final boss
Shizune, always have been always will.
Even Bateman can't hijack this level of power!
Delicious Christmas Cake. Must eat
They're not fake, that's just Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth.
trolling aside, this flashback arc is the best thing I have read in Naruto. I wish that Madara and First Kage flashback lasted a couple of more chapters, they really felt fleshed out and even the rushed art had noticeable improvements.
Then it came back to the present...
Shizune a cute.
Really anyone who isn't from Konoha
Okay, what noteworthy shit happened now?
Note that I dropped Naruto after Sasgay killed Danzo.
>noteworthy shit happened now?
Who is your favorite Naruto character? Mine is pic related
>Naruto and Sasuke actually die
>go to spirit world, meet up with all the other ninja who die including Jiraiya
>meet up with Pain of Six Paths
>tells Naruto and Sasuke, "you can't die yet, it's not your time" and gives them a new power-up
>Naruto and Sasuke come back to life, power of friendship, Madara is defeated, dies, goes to spirit world with his brother, HAPPY END
Oh, nothing. Both mainleads are dead
Shizune is 33.
So what pedo!?
The real Madara singlehandedly beating the shit out of the entire world army and their god beasts.
He can also summon meteors.
Naruto and the ninetails are friends
we see the other tailed beasts and their hosts
if they both stays dead and neji returns from the dead and get's blonde ino's ass i'd snort a line of cocaine and fuck a trap
dubs and i'd do it anyway (but after the end of the manga)
Okay everyones favorite intersex is pretty cool, don't get me wrong but she is further down the totem pole then best grill. Before she can touch Doublas she has to go through Gren-chan and GUREITO! I mean how do you beat a theme song like ORE WA GUREITO?
This is too believable.
She's too cute and underrated.
how mad would you be if everyone got resurrected at the end
and by everyone i mean jiraiya as well
OTP finally confirmed.
If Kishi takes inspiration from this I'm going to fucking end you.
Its not, that is the real reason madara left the village and went full edgy.
I only want neji to come back alive. It was my favorite character.
Even better, she is Christmas Cake now
If this is trips, this is EXACTLY what is going to happen.
oh god nooo
please god noooo
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I don't think the dead can give each other powerups unless it's that thing that Tsunade's old boyfriend did. But, he's like the only one who knows how to do that. Plus, he did it in this the living and to a living body.
But, I am at a loss as to what they're going to do. It's likely that they may go to the other side and see some old faces. But aside from a peptalk, I don't know what else could happen.
>Implying Orochimaru won't take over Madara's body and be the true final villain
Even for Naruto, that's bad.
From the previous thread.
Gaara rescue arc
>Chiyo (old woman) tries to save Gaara after extraction
>Not enough chakra
>Naruto gives her his
>Sakura tries to save Naruto after extraction
>Not enough chakra
>Gaara is next to her
w/e happened to her?
I dropped this at around the Obito flashback.
Is Karin officially the designated girl to help Sasuke repopulate the Uchiha clan with super Uzumaki Sharingan babies now or something?
Hey, did you just watch the new episode after I recommended it the last thread?
Her or Sakura
HYPE ASS MUSIC TO GET US EVEN MORE IN THE MOOD
But the flashbacks are the good thing about Naruto
Screencapped for posterity.
>naruto gains the rinnegan because he is an uzumaki too
>naruto uses rebirth no jutsu to revive everyone
>naruto dies in the process
>naruto's face is carved in the konoha stone walls as a commemorative hokage
>sasuke will be the new hokage
you heard it here on /a/ first
Like all pairing in this frustrating series
>Naruto and Sasuke actually dead
>no resurrection asspulls
>Sakura and whoever the fuck the other girl is announce it to whoever is still alive in the Alliance in a rousing speech along the lines of "we must not let their sacrifice go to waste" or some shit
>EVERYBODY gets their shit together and EVERYBODY gangs up on Madara
>some asspull shit about the nine-tails Chakra Naruto donated a while back to everyone gets explained as "tethers" connecting everybody to Kyubi, allowing Kyubi to establish links with them from inside the statue
>everybody gets crazy OP nine-tails powers and mops the floor with Madara in a collective UNITED WE ARE ONE fashion
>Madara is returned to, statue is dismantled and tailed beasts are freed
>tailed beasts re-form into ten-tails, gives some lecture about "irresponsibly using chakra", departs with the statue and removes the ability to use chakra from the world into the spirit realm or some shit
>5 years later, a panel showing Sasuke and Naruto's faces carved into the Hokage mountain
Calling it now.
The only Naruto shit I ever touched on is when they were little and under training and dropped because I lost interest.
But I played the game NS3FB, it's a bit enjoyable game to play with.
>Naruto and Sasuke dying
>raising fighting spirit
this is the thread music now
Good Night sweet princess
You might notice the trips, the double 70, and all the zeroes, but did you notice the 3333.png at the end of the timestamp knowing full well that the last three numbers of said timestamp are randomized?
I'm also the maker of this thread.
Enjoy talking about Naruto!
I would be okay with this. Alternatively distributing Minato's half of the Kyuubi to someone
I thought it was going to be Saskue
clan wise, the Uchia is a direct son, as opposed to a distant relative
then again, it still counts
please tell me you're going to get 7777.
so wait, is this a naruto thread or a dubs guy thread now?
>Doing a cover from the naruto ost
What a fucking loser
the trips have spoken.
He can distribute that half of the Kyuubi to Naruto?
That could probably save him.
He can use reaper seal and not die because he's an Edo Tensei clone.
So Gaara was actually picking up a healer on his way to Minato.
Yeah, ideally Naruto would end with Chakra use being completely erased or sealed away forever so we don't have any reason for a spinoff
You know it's a dubs thread.
>kog gets trips
>thread explodes and derails
What is this, 2008?
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT /a/
Wait what the fuck is this. Trolling aside.
do you have any problem with dubs you dense motherfucker?
In 87, Huey released this: Four!
It's possible, though right now, Minato and Kakashi is in a Mexican standoff with Black Zetsu
I don't think anything can ever top Kanjite Knight for Shin Mazinger. Though if I had to say that I had a favorite Mazinger song then Majin Kenzan would top the list. Really that, Gate of Hell and getting to see the True Great Mazinger were the only good things about Mazinkaiser vs Ankoukudaishogun. You can argue as much as you want but I am too much of a Great Mazinger Fag to argue me down. Its my favorite Mecha of all time. Though the Gunbuster and Scopedog give it a run for its money. Sage for blogshit even if this is a shit thread.
This whole farce is just to show how important Sakura is to the team
I thought Third had it covered?
i wanna taste my luck too
madara was the sasuke of his time
OH DARK, THE DARKNESS THAT DOZES IN THE DUSK
THROW IT ALL AWAY
>Implyging sakura won't use the ressurection technique on them sacrificing herself
its not for all
>implying she can
Healers in non-RPG mediums have always had weird ranges of usefulness
>Implying she didn't learn simply by watching granny chio
In terms of quality and asspuls, this vs. kyoukai no kanata
GO GO GO
>tfw you've never had dubs
eagerly awaiting a sasuke pic getting 7777
WHY THE FUCK WASN'T JIRAIYA BROUGHT BACK WITH THE HOKAGE'S
I don't know that feel, sorry.
Naruto threads are automatically dubs threads. I happen to like and dislike each at the same time.
Come on, step it up!
She's smart, not that smart.
It's not really medical ninjutsu as it is a forbidden technique for puppets.
But, I suppose the principle is the same.
Still, I think there might be another way. If only MInato could get to Naruto and use Reaper Seal to seal his half of the Kyuubi.
I meant the black Zetsu that took over Obito's body and is trying to find an opening to teleport the other Rinnegan to Madara
give it time someday you will get dubs maybe even trips!
what are you gonna do to the 111111111 /a/'s get?
Yeah, all three types of Hashirama mutated clones are there. Like the spiral faced one.
I'm going to make a naruto thread and get the get.
wow, i sure am lucky
>tfw tired and probably will miss these quints since I'm more adept at getting 5s than 7s
if get tenten is a trap
Kabuto already explained he couldn't retrieve the body.
nice script fag
If I get, no one else gets it. Get it?
nigga just defeated kog
This, but replace Nagato/Pain with the Sage of Six Paths himself.
fuck you no, with all the bullshit, why the fuck couldn't they bring him back
>[s4s] meta script prevents KoG from getting a GET since he already used all his juice on dubs and trips earlier
Way to go.
why there is ppl speaking of naruto in a dubs thread?
Do you remember how he died ?
>tfw KOG is losing power
/sp/ will get the 111111111 get
Because his corpse is at the bottom of a very large lake/the ocean?
How many Zetsu's are still left anyway?
and how did the spiral one manage to kill an entire platoon in the flashback, while the current ones were nothing but weak fodders?
Yes, in the middle of the battle with pain, body was right there in the sea.
I'm only one man. [s4s] is 2 much 4 me.
Why did Edo tensei Fagato had the Rinnegan, but Edo Madara had both of his eyes?
Oh, so fucking meteors can be summoned, but they can't fucking swim to the bottom of a lake?
Probably some stragglers.
But, I doubt many. For convenience they're probably all dead and only these few are left. Sasauke did kill the ones at their hideout.
Now see >>100707885
How can you retrieve a body that has been feeding the fishes for month ?
He also lost his arm in the battle, and I think you need the full body.
BAKA, those aren't quints! Those are quads!
You off-by-1 BAKA!
that means the 7quints are still for the picking
no, no fuck you, the writer just forgot about him
>fuck you no, with all the bullshit, why the fuck couldn't they bring him back
Because he had no unfinished business in the story. Jiraiya is important enough that he would deserve as big a role as Itachi had, but there isn't much for him to do and he'd get sidelined as bad as the Third Hokage has been. The First, Second, and Fourth Hokages had been seen comparatively little, so they got more to do.
If I get them, no one get them. Get it? No you don't.
Now that's frosty.
best dubs thread ever except for those fags speaking of naruto trying to derail the tread
Welp, looks like my fun here has come to an end for tonight.
>and how did the spiral one manage to kill an entire platoon in the flashback, while the current ones were nothing but weak fodders?
The spiral one was being worn by Obito, who got the Mangekyou as a huge power-up. And now he's probably being worn by Yamato, boosting his wood powers.
What killed them exactly?
fucking opression to the dub master race