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This man has been summoned as your servant. How far would you expect to get in a grail war?
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Grail war? What grail war?
Too busy starting the 4th reich and ridding the world of degeneracy.
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You'd win for the first couple of days, then run out of mana and be forced to use a command seal to commit suicide.
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resummon for rommel.
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Summon him as Caster and literally holocaust the other guys with fire magic
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>>100699847
>noble phantasm is a reality marble that makes a desert
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>>100699975
>NP is holocaust.
>not the motherfucking 3rd reich
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>>100700059
>np gives you the whole motherfucking Afrika Korpse.
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dead right away when he decides to rush the russian servant
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>>100700196
>fighting servants with pink tanks
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I summon Ron Paul and use his NP to activate the free market. Everyone will win because now that the grail is not protected by corporate monopolies, more grails can be made to keep up with demand at market rates. Now everyone in the world can have their own grail at affordable prices. The free market wins again.
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But that's not the Fuhrer, that's Nylarlathotep in one of his human guises
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>>100700354
>everyone in the world can have their own grails
literally the worst idea
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The only correct answer is to summon Daft Punk.
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>>100700393
that's why it's Ron Paul
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>>100700393
It's fine.
Any damage done will be fixed by the free market and will only serve to make things better.
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>>100700392
exactly
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>>100699564
I would rather have a competent servant like this guy
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>>100700393
>not knowing that the free market is infallible
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Anyone else here not a racist, but wishes the Nazis had won?

Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.

It was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or new nations are. America was an experiment in democracy and (eventually) egalitarianism. The Soviet Union was an experiment in Communism. Nazi Germany was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of man and a wholehearted pursuit of our more teutonic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising global civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all men regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all men to transcend their passive, mediocre existances and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable species that mankind always had the potential to become.

Nazi Germany was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.
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>>100699975
>>100700102
>Not Blitzkrieg
>Fucking tanks, fighters and zeppelins firing literal lightning.
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>>100700196
I dont see how a bunch of dead bodies would help
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>>100700393
Well all the evils in the world will be boiled down to one evil or so per person. Small, managable portions, ideal for everyday living.
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>>100700525
Oy vey, nazi sympathizers in my /a/.
It's like another shoah.
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>>100700525
I am a racist and I wish Nazi Germany won but Imperial Japan lost.
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>>100700525
If nazi's won you wounldn't be able to enjoy japanese cartoons. You would only watch my little führer can't be this cute and that's it.
What if you wanted to watch something else? Don't even ask unless you want to know what curb tastes like.
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ITT, the /pol/y Grail War
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>>100700525
>on a board watching cartoons made by people who would all be dead and not exist under the Nazi party
>liking a world where your waifu never existed
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>>100700754
You do know that Uncle Adolph wrote very favorably of the Japanese in Mein Kampf, and that when he took power he declared all people of pure Japanese descent Honorary Aryans, and granted them all rights and privileges that entails in perpetuity?
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>>100700754
>>100700841
The Nazis wouldn't have been able to take over the world. How would anime not exist?
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>>100700525
What I always wonder is why did the world declare war on Germany when The Soviets also invaded Poland.

Maybe I should read before asking questions
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>>100700754
> implying shit similar to Gate wouldn't be approved pretty much as it is now.
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>>100700915
Because the Germans kicked the jews out and was a bad goy.
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>>100700898
What a fucking weeb.
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>>100700999
Indeed Uncle Adolph was a great man
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>>100700915
What I always wonder is, why do people only know how many Jews died in WW2.
No one says anything about the other people who died its only about jews.
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>>100701045
Go ask /pol/ about MUH 6 MILLION
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>>100700525
>Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.
The Nazis simply made use of what was already there.

Military? Prussia was a military powerhouse at least since the 17th century. It had already been heavily militaristic since it was founded by crusading orders.

Technology and economy? Imperial Germany had all that.

WW1 resulted in crushing repayments and a ruined economy, but the people and the culture which was the foundation of Germany's wealth was still there. The only thing the Nazis did was make use of that. And one could argue that they even crippled it by getting rid of the German Jews which were to a large part intellectuals, artist, etc.

Don't make the Nazis bigger than they actually were. They were neither as grand nor as horrid as they're often painted by the propaganda of either sides. They were actually rather bourgeois and petty.
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>>100700754
>>100700841
>World Domination
They just wanted Greater Germania and finally uniting their peoples under Holy Roman Empire borders.
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>>100701045
Approximately 60 million in total worldwide. That includes everyone. US casualties were around 300k KIA and 700k wounded.
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>>100701240
Well, Im out of school now and have looked into it. But during my murrican education we spent 3 weeks on the holocaust.
It might be because Israel is our greatest ally propaganda
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>>100700525
>these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.
I think you mean that these dreams were quashed by the USSR.

Really, the outcome of the war was determined the moment the Nazis invaded Russia during the winter. Only Genghis Khan invades Russia during the winter and doesn't get utterly crushed. Genghis Khan would also make a Servant a hundred times better than Hitler.
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>>100701354
>3 weeks
That's pretty short. If it were propaganda it would be the whole term.
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>>100701465
They didn't invade during winter though.
Russia was simply too big and they couldn't finish their campaign before winter caught up to them.
At that point they couldn't even run back.
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Sure is JIDF in here.
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>>100701465
>Really, the outcome of the war was determined the moment the Nazis invaded Russia

Not really. Actually it kept them going a lot longer. Hitler was able to completely trash Stalin-chan's precious airforce while it was still on the ground. If they had waited any longer Russia would have made the first move.

Russia just won in the end because Unlimited Tank Works.
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Call me /pol/ or whatever but after playing WW2 flight sims. I started to really like German aircraft. I was looking for videos online about the Fw 190 and 109s. I stumbled across this gem. I cant find the whole series now. It looks like it has been redone or I can only find the trailers. The guy who made it channel was called truthwillout. But it really changed my perception of the Nazis. At some points I had tears.

>Adolf Hitler- The greatest story NEVER told!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERKermWgIg

Its fucking great man. I might give it a rewatch.
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I rather have Stalin or Mao as servants
But better I'll just wait for putin and that shit is over
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>>100701713
What he meant was that there's no way Germany could have beat USSR. Yes, he picked the best time. But even the best time isn't enough for them to win.
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>>100701791
>Putin
Putin is your usual run-of-the-mill corrupt 21st century politician. He is on the same tier as people like Obama. Stalin and Mao would at least have kickass NPs. Plus the power of servants also partially depends on the strength of peoples' belief in them, Mao would surely be OP because he has like a billion fanboys.
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>>100700525
Nazis werent racists. They just wanted people to stay where they are. Everything else is just like any old war.
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>>100701910
But putin NP will be moe and that is the biggest power in the 2D world
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I'd rather summon Von Braun.
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>>100700754
Disney was a nazi sympathyzer. Apart from SnQ-tier ecchi, all the other genres would be allowed including DEEP and cute shit.
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>>100700689
Juden raus.
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>>100699564
Make a stat sheet for him. Also what classes would Hitler be.
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I would summon this guy just to fuck shirou and his "people die if they are killed"
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>>100700565
Unlimited Blade Works sucks Blitzkriegs aryan dick. By far the greatest reality marble NP.
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>>100702332
I am the bone of my army
Steel is my body, lightning is my blood
Unknown to death nor known to life
Have withstood pain to conquer many nations
Yet these hands will never hold an thing
So as I pray,
UNLIMITED BLITZKRIEG!!!
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Hitler would be a moe servent.
"It's not like I vanted to blitzkrieg for joo. B-baka master."
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>>100701996
I'm pretty sure you have to clarify you're not racist in todays world if you say you agree with even one thing from Hitler and the Reich. I like the wanting to preserve your culture, traditions and a place for your own people.
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You aren't allowed to summon Gods.

It's a clear violation of Grail Rules...but then Extra threw that the fuck out when it invented the Saver class and allowed someone the fucking Buddha with a fucking orbital artillery platform

So pretty good chances at winning I suppose
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>>100701791
>That picture
Why is putin such a try hard faggot?
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>>100700754
We also wouldnt have this bullshit wither.
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>>100702235
lancer
no one has mentioned he has the Spear of Destiny

inb4 it was a fake
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>>100702619
What
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like a week ago there was a thread where people RP'd a 6th grail war.
Hitler ended up trying to kill the servant Jesus with his concept weapon: The power to kill the jews.
oh and something about hitler being disguised as a trap...
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>>100702072
>that chin
Looks like Putin...
Put-in some pounds.
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>>100702671
*either*
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>>100702619
Do you
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>>100702619
Mean?
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>>100702671
We would instead have random acts of terrorism that would kill a few innocent people a week.

But do you mean someone is discussing something that I don't like on a website I don't like? Wow that's horrible.

And reported for leaving your containment board, tinfoil hatters.
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>>100702779
>>100702739
>>100702701
Man, putin has a really great PR team.
Too bad about the olympics thing though.
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http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/100402110/#100407306
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>>100702833
>We would instead have random acts of terrorism that would kill a few innocent people a week.

Citation.
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>>100702838
RIP in peace, Sochi-kun. RIP in peace
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>>100702701
Truly a man of the people.
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He is actually 61
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>>100702916
lel
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>>100703070
Forgot my picture tovarisch
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/a/ rate my new Servant

Caster: Thomas Jefferson
NP: Sic Semper Tyrannis
Unleashes the full power of freedom and democracy immediately killing any servant with a title of nobility.

How far would I get?
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>. During his first encounter with Angela Merkel, Mr Putin brought his Labrador Koni to the meeting because he had heard that the German Chancellor was afraid of dogs. Koni, by all accounts a gentle creature who wouldn’t hurt a fly, sat dutifully at her master’s side throughout the session; but it was said to have been a deeply unnerving experience for Mrs Merkel, who has suffered a phobia of dogs since she was bitten as a young girl.
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>>100702833
What about multiculturalism between the boards?
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>>100703011
KGB training keeps you looking younger than you are.
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>>100703301
>all pro-NSA
The fuck?
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>>100703239
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>>100703427
I just dont know man.
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>>100703239
Dat smug face
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>>100703239
Damn. Putin is a fuckin' boss.
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>>100703011
I use to have a manga page that had Putin in it.But I dont anymore I guess. Does someone have it?
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>>100703641
From Legend of Koizumi I imagine?
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>>100701791
These guys remove faggots. Would gay people have to fight for their rights if people actually liked them in the first place?
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>>100702497
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Name: Adolf Hitler
Can be summoned as: Caster or Berserker
Parameters: STR E, END E, AGI C, MAN A, LUK B
SKILLS
• Independent Action A
• Mad Enhancement B
PERSONAL SKILLS
• Battle Continuation A
• Bravery (Anti-defeatist principles)
• Charisma C
• Collector C (Looting of various art items etc. during WWII)
• Military Tactics A
• Protection of the Faith A

I need ideas for a Reality Marble and a Noble Phantasm.
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>>100703615
Sucks. We have a president who pardons Turkeys instead.
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>>100703216
I had a Chris Dorner as an Assassin one. Too bad I can't find it. You didn't make this a full stat sheet. Use the template from the fate/zero stat sheets
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>>100703697
I believe so. He is standing there and the camera is kind of above him looking down
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>>100703860
>Hitler
>Charisma C
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>>100703427
Shills are taught to try to fit i with the people they're shilling. This is an image board with a huge focus on anime so they think if they post anime faces you will trust that they are genuine anons.
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>>100703860
>berserker
>not lancer
>Charisma C
>Military Tactics A
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>>100702619
He just wants a little clay back, how can you argue with an adorable face like this?
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>>100703011
>putin is 61
holy shit, if he was japanese on top of it he'd look like a preschooler
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>>100703994
>On Charisma: B: Suitable for a king of a country.
>A: Can be said to have achieved the greatest level of popularity as a human being.
Okay, bumping Hitler to A.

>>100704053
>Lancer
The Spear of Longinus isn't originally his weapon, unless you guys wanted him to gain access to that.

>Military Tactics A
Bump up or down? I think it should be B or something.
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>>100704193
Down.
Killing off your best commanders isn't really the best thing you could do in a war.
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>>100704193
>Military Tactics A
I think it should be A,
The germans were doing just fine up until Japan attacked America. Even with lend lease from Americans the russians werent fairing very good
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>>100704193
>The Spear of Longinus isn't originally his weapon
Yep, every single one of it was Gil's.
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>>100703860
One of his NPs is a reality marble. Either blitzkrieg or something with his infantry.
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>>100704291
Das waycis!
Whats wrong with diversity? Are you some kind of bigot?
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Can Putin beat servants?
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Alignment: Chaotic Good
Strength: C
Mana: A
Endurance: D
Luck: B
Agility: D
N. Phantasm: A+++
Class skills:
Item Construction C
Territory Creation EX
Personal skills:

Masonic Magecraft: C (Basic Magicks)

Poetic Wordplay: B (Controls weakminded people with beautiful words and phrases, can control servants too if Luck is D or lower)

Noble Phantasms:

Sic Semper Tyrannis: A+++

The Constitution: N/A
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>>100704512
Can servants beat Putin?
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>>100704548
This is much better. I like it.
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>>100704552
>Can servants beat Putin?
Not if they're Polish
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>>100704548

oh shit, this is supposed to be Thomas Jefferson. Rate my servant /a/
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>>100704629
Nigga Andrew Jackson could beat him any day of the week.
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>>100704718

I thought about doing Andrew Jackson as well.But he's definitely more of a Rider-type. Maybe Archer also.
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>>100704295
Thought so. I find his anti-defeatism stupid for a commander. Considering a B or C+.

>>100704443
I was thinking of having one of his unused military technology has a Noble Phantasm.
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>>100704718
We have fallen so far.
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>>100703860
Reality Marble final solution
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>>100703860
>LUK B
Didn't he survive getting a bomb placed right next to him?
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>>100704896
>Reality Marble final solution
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>>100699564
You could definitely do worse for a servant
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>>100700525
If the Germans won the would have been nuked by USA soon after they were done with Japan.
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>>100705164
And the problem with that exactly is?
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>>100700754
>Nazi anime
>all dat glorious mecha
>all dem aryan qts

GOD DAMMIT IF ONLY THEY WON
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>>100704906
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler
Welp, and more than 20 assassination attempts too. Should I bump it to A or B+?
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>>100705201
>implying Japan won't do it anyway
WWII is very quickly falling out of memory and into the realm of history. Once the last bit of veterans pass away on all sides I'd expect something like this honestly.
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>>100705201
All those animus that could have been

Captcha:all moducca
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>>100705299
>yfw there'll still be holocaust survivors in 2045
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Servant: Andrew Jackson
Master: >Implying

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Strength: B
Mana: C
Endurance: A++
Luck: A++
Agility: C
N. Phantasm: B

Class skills:

Magic Resistance: D
Riding: C

Personal skills:

Charisma: A
Dueling: A
Military Tactics: A

Noble Phantasms:
The Bank War: B
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Uncle Adolph is our friend and could have given us the best of all possible worlds.

Instead the Slavs and Americlaps won and this is the shit we have to deal with now.
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>>100704718
>tfw history after WW2 is shit tier
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>>100705392
Also, I have no idea what his NP does. Anyone want to help me out with that?
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>>100705164
I dont see how they would have bombed Germany. The Americans couldn't use GB as a place for bombers to launch
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>>100704906
Note that he should probably have low intelligence, it's common knowledge that Adolf was an amazing leader, but an awfully incompetent tactician.
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>>100705392
This made me laugh. He should one of the knight classes.

can I be his master?
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>>100705463
>can I be his master?
How many Indians have you slaughtered with impunity?
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>>100705463

I set him up as Rider, it seemed more appropriate than Saber and Lancer. I could see him being summoned as an Archer though also.
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What about descartes servant
Add urobuchi to it and the NTR of you're waifu is served
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>>100705463
>IMPLICATIONS

Nigger I don't think you understand exactly who you are talking about.
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>>100705371
Yeah, Even young jews are getting those number tattoos from the camps.
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>>100705442
Maybe it summons the bank monster?
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>>100705201
Hitler youth in japan. Something tells me this would be a good anime
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>>100705548
>Add urobuchi to it
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>>100705574
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
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>>100705645
>Dem master races just sitting around eating
>that feel when master race
feels good
>inb4 nigger faggot mod deletes this thread
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>>100705574
>The Holocaust will never go away
>It will be manipulated till the day you die
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>>100705672
Pretty much

>Proudly Bearing Elders’ Scars, Their Skin Says ‘Never Forget’

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/01/world/middleeast/with-tattoos-young-israelis-bear-holocaust-scars-of-relatives.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
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>>100701713
No. Russia won because Stalin started listening to his generals, Hitler lost because he started becoming deaf to his own, and this was when Germany had the best military minds in the world.

His pride was also in the way too, instead of following his general's advice and going straight for Moscow before Winter struck, Hitler wanted to prioritize Stalingrad instead because it had Stalin's namesake.

Hitler was a hack, and It's amusing to see how two countries ultimately ended up having to pay for it.
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>>100705645
All I want some good ol' alternate history stories and Japan seems to be the perfect place to get them considering their views on acknowledging certain parts of their history and political correctness.
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>>100705574
guess it's a bit like blacks getting chains tatooed on their arms, as if you can compare it to that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPeF43drreA
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>>100705442
Anti Unit: Duel Pistol
Anti Unit: Cavalry Saber
Anti Fortress: Impenetrable City: New Orleans (reality marble that is EX rank in America, A rank everywhere else)

That is what I can think of
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>>100705708
Schindler's List 2: Return of Hitler
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>>100699564
Shit, do I get Hitler, or do I get Nyarlathotep here?
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>>100705614

No, I feel like it should be a symbolic destruction of some institution. Maybe it disables the opponents NP?
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>>100705770
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>>100705442
Well lets think about it conceptually.

Andrew Jackson fought against the influence of foreign powers that were trying to introduce a federal banking system to put a harness over the states.
You could do something that works like, when a servent is within his RM it is cut off from the power it's master provides, and is unable to replenish said power. As it battles it would slowly lose strength, and if it is within the RM when it loses power it decorperealize and ends it's time in the grail war.

mind you I don't know how good that actually is, as I don't play typemoon, and have a casual as fuck knowledge of the setting ans system, but it seems fitting for Stone Wall's fighting style. Let the enemy wear themselves out and then go in for the kill.
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>>100705724
This pisses me off to no end, I wanted all this bullshit to die with the WWII vets but it looks like some people aren't going let that happen
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>>100705770
Schindler's List 2: Return of Hitler:in space
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>>100705735
Dude what the fuck, it's like people re-writing history and then more people re-writing it with those folks being the ones who eventually believe all the bullshit.
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>>100705735
Those black jews really fuck his world up. I bet he became "racist" after that.

He was saying jews deserved the ovens lol
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>>100705735
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>>100705843
The jews will never let it go. Just give up
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>>100705815
Stonewall Jackson was Thomas Jackson, not Andrew, but I like your idea here.

>>100705760
Awesome idea, but he would be just too fucking Over-powered. I mean he already has like 2 A++ stats and 3 A personal skills.
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>>100705815
Anti Team NPs are great and all, but you also need an Anti Unit to fight and defend yourself and at least an anti fortress as an ultimate attack.
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>>100705442
Anti-Thamaturgy: Bank War lowers Mana stats of opposing Servants by one "and a half" rank (A -> C+).
Anti-Unit: Removal of the Savages: Increases Strength to A+ and Dueling to A+ when fighting non-human Servants.
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>>100705735
>muh diversity
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/pol/ anime when?
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>>100705954
Maybe make his noble phantasms low rank and they gain ranks the closer he is to washington dc or something
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>>100705979
>Removal of the Savages
Anon this is awkward as fuck to say, but I think you should know. You made me hard with that line.
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>>100705815
>>100705954
Yeah. We call him Action Jackson.
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>>100706040
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdr-1iOqag
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>>100706040
The 6th Heaven's Feel: /pol/ Holy Grail War (Fate/pol/)

Saber:
Lancer:
Archer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker:
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>>>/pol/
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>>100706157
Berserker: George
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>>100706157
>Assassin: Chris Dorner
Honestly I think he would be better placed as berserker.
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>>100706216
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDtRtGdcZA
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Servant: Andrew Jackson
Master: >Implying

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Strength: B
Mana: C
Endurance: A++
Luck: A++
Agility: C
N. Phantasm: B
Class skills:
Magic Resistance: D
Riding: C

Personal skills:

Charisma: A
Dueling: A
Military Tactics: A
Quintuple Phantasm: N/A (Allows the user to have 5 Noble Phantasms, because fuck Injuns, fuck Banks, and Fuck You.)

Noble Phantasms:

Anti Unit: Duel Pistol: B
Anti Unit: Cavalry Saber: C
Anti Fortress: Impenetrable City: New Orleans Anti-Thamaturgy: Bank War: lowers Mana stats of opposing Servants by one "and a half" rank (A -> C+).
Anti-Unit: Removal of the Savages: Increases Strength to A+ and Dueling to A+ when fighting non-human Servants.

>implying this guy can lose
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>>100706229
>implying they could corner the Dorner

LAPDIDF go home
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>>100706308
Bretty gud
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>>100706157
Change Dorner to Berserker.

We need to pick the Lancer. Who is someone that seems powerful but would actually get rekt in any sort of combat situation?
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>>100706308
Not bad.
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I was think of doing stats on Vladimir Putin, then I realized: is there anything that Putin can't do?
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>>100706510
Completely remove kebab.
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>>100706157
Now all we need are the Knight classes. I would like to suggest Napoleon, George Washington, Simo Haya, Julius Caesar, or Leonaidas. Also who would oversee the /pol/ Holy Grail War?

Saber:
Lancer:
Archer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman
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>>100705304
Someone actually put in the time and effort to make that picture.
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>>100706586
Ron Paul should be the overseer. I mean, they have pretty much the same approach of just staying out of it.
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Tunes for the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqm-05R2Jk
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>>100706586
Pope Alexander IV
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>>100706683
Would work better as a Caster, which we already have.
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>Still no WWII VN where you can date the Axis and Allies leaders.
Stalin and Churchill best girls, everyone else can go home.
Although Roosevelt does have wheelchair moe.
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>>100706683
Opps, that's VI
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>>100699564
Actually an awesome idea and would love to see this in an anime.

How far do I get? I'd say I've got a pretty good fucking shot at all of it. Alexander the Great was one of the most powerful servants in Fate/Zero, and Hitler's empire was comparable in size to AG's at their height.

Can I defeat Gilgamesh or King Arthur? Probably not, but there's no guarantee that anyone of their strength makes it into the war.

It's interesting to think about what class Hitler would be. Berserker makes a lot of sense--Hitler was an angry guy--but Berserkers are always heroic spirits, so that's out. Lancer makes sense. The best remaining fits are Lancer (hit and run attacks, e.g. blitzkrieg) and Rider (in a souped up German tank).

I see Blitzkrieg as a Noble Phantasm. He can also create a reality marble called Lebensraum which constantly expands in every direction.
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>>100706635

This, definitely this. Make Ron Paul the overseer.
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>>100706603
And it makes me very happy, I wish there were more pics of Hitler-sama and cute girls, preferably him saving them like the good man he was.
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>>100706635
Yeah, gonna go with that. He's too weak to fight, but he can certainly be a fair moderator.
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>>100706635
Ron Paul as overseer make it happen
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>>100704193

C

>>100704295
The same General that ended up trolling Marshal Montgomery in both Africa and Caen.

>>100704334
Nope, even so Germany were doing fine when Hitler and Stalin practically did joint military ventures together. (Marksmanship and Sniper Programs).

Then Barbarossa happened.
Then Battle of Briton happened.

Hitler made more stugs than panzers.
Hitler made more bombers than fighters.
Hitler practically demanded to fortify the boarders of Germany instead of factories and manpower.
Hitlar could not maintain the resources and manpower for production.
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>>100706710
>fat jewish puppets
>best girl

MOTHERFUCKING PATTON >*
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>>100706735
So Ron Paul is a priest from the church now or is he a ruler class servant? If he is ruler, we need to make two teams of servants. One side is obviously the /pol/ side. What would the other be? Tumblr?
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>>100706856
Priest of the church, lard whales from tumblr would be easy pickings for any of the /pol/ servants if there was some sort of clash between the two.
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>>100699564
looks like this happened already OP
berzerker daft punk vs hitler archer vs rider jesus:

http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/100402110/#100407306
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How does George IV of the United Kingdom sound? Or should we choose a better king to hold the Jeweled Sword of Offering?
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>>100706856

I was personally thinking of him in the vein of a priest. but the thought of having two sides is currently giving me something of an erection.
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>>100706856
Sarah Palin on the opposing side?
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>>100706928
>George IV
I'd good with Henry Tudor or Richard the Lionheart honestly.
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>>100706983

No, It would have to be something like Ben Bernanke.

We could make them all jews.
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>>100706983
Right, a woman that won't even be a foot note in history in twenty years.
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>>100705201
loli nazi anime
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>>100707046

How about the fucking Rothschilds?
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If you guys come up with the servants, servant stat-cards and class assignments. I'll write a story version of this. Seriously people, I like this idea.
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>>100707111
>perhaps the wealthiest family by the scale of their private fortune in modern history
Buying artifacts and selling them to interested parties in the Holy Grail War?
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Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber:
Archer:
Lancer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer:
Lancer:
Rider:
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin:
Beserker:
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>>100699564
Der Krieg ist verloren.
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>>100706586
>Lancer
Slobodan Milošević maybe?
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>this thread is still up
Does that mean /pol/ is finally /a/?
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>>100707241

Thomas Jefferson would fucking hate tumblr though. I guess he could be like an unwilling servant though.
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>>100707303
Not being /apol/ master race
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>>100707344
Again with these implications.
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>>100707241
>tumblr Beserker
Rosie O'Donnell
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>>100707241
Where does Merkal go?
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>>100707241
Archer of /pol/ should be Simo Hayha. Assassin of tumblr should be Lee Harvey Oswald. Saber of tumblr should be Anne Bonney or maybe she would be a better rider.
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>>100707384
what?
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>>100707419
Make it happen
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>>100707419
>>100707452
>Simo Hayha
Seconded
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Where should Harry S. Truman fit as a Servant?
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>>100706510
>Is there anything that Putin can't do?

Raise the Russian medium salary over 300€
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>>100707504
He or Patton would be a solid Saber or Lancer.
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>>100707303
No, it just means that the usual tangentially-/a/-related discussion is still allowed.

>>100707380
>having more than one board identity
People like you are scum. /a/ is not some shitty pussy dual citizenship board. You're either /a/, or you/re not.
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Name: Adolf Hitler
Can be summoned as: Archer or Berserker

• Independent Action A
• Mad Enhancement B

Personal Skills:

• Battle Continuation A
• Bravery (Anti-defeatist principles)
• Charisma A
• Collector C (Looting of various art items etc. during WWII)
• Military Tactics C

Noble Phantasms:

Blitzkrieg (Anti-Fortress)
Die Endlösung (Final Solution) (Anti-Populace)
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>>100707545
>You're either /a/, or you/re not.
Are you trying to oppress me?
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Does anybody have a good lancer? We really need to get that out of the way before we decide the Saber.
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>>100707659
What about Rommel? He always loses in the end and would have a pretty good battle with Hitler.
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>>100707659
Julius Caesar
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>>100707419

Rider of tumblr must be Christopher Reeve
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>>100707659
Ran out of ideas. Was thinking of John Wilkes Booth. That kinda forces the axe-wielding Lincoln to be our Saber.
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How about changing Thomas Jefferson on Tumblr's side for Lyndon Johnson. His NP's could be Affirmative Action and the Vietnam War.
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>>100707734
>Christopher Reeve
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Get the fuck back to /pol/ you tryhard edgy shitstains.
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The only blank spots are /pol/ saber and lancer and everything tumblr except caster and rider
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>>100707819
Check your privileges :^(
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>>100707852
Can we get a rundown on who we have so far?
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>>100700491
Well you can almost make a full tactician/conquerors Grail war:
>Napoleon as Rider
>Hitler and his staff as Caster
>Nobunaga as Archer
>William the Conqueror as Saber
>Alexander as Lancer
>Attila as Berserker
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>>100707819
>edgy shitstains.
You must be thinking of /po/. Heh those guys
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Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber:
Archer: Simo Hayho
Lancer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer: Lyndon Johnson
Lancer:
Rider:
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin: Dianne Feinstein
Beserker:

What do you guys think?
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>>100707903
Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber:
Archer: Simo Hayha
Lancer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

Tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer:
Lancer:
Rider: Christopher Reeve
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin:
Beserker:
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>>100707903
Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber:
Archer:
Lancer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer:
Lancer:
Rider:
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin:
Beserker:
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>>100707952
>>100707954
Combine these two
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>>100707952
I really like the idea of Feinstein on dumblr's side
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Abe Lincoln was a pretty good wrestler, well built, and invented the chokeslam. Can he be beserker?
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Am I the only one who'd like to play Mahjong against him?
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I propose George Washington be our Saber.
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>>100707950
Fuck you, /po/ is one of the best boards on 4chan. OC all day everyday.
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>>100708059

I like this, George Washington seems like a good fit, and we could have an epic showdown between him and Jefferson.
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Should we make a new thread to plan out the 6th Heaven's Feel?
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I can;t believe I share a board with you retards.
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I find it ironic that a board dedicated to pedos knows more about politics than /pol/ itself. Which is funny because I pegged /a/ to be a bunch of leftist considering their constant wanting to flush their heritage down with the niggers and "little brown girls", and monster girls.
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>>100706640
Thanks for that.
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>>100708254
4chan is not leftist, at all.
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Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber: George Washington
Archer: Simo Hayha
Lancer:
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

Tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer: Lyndon Johnson
Lancer:
Rider: Christopher Reeve
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin: Dianne Fienstein
Beserker: Abraham Lincoln
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We need the /pol/ university pic to make this easier
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>>100708340

Why are Lancers so fucking hard?
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>>100708399
Julius Caesar for Lancer of /pol/
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>>100708318
You could fool me since /a/ loves the fuck out of the NSA and during the Zimmerman trial they were on the side of the nigger because he has a waifu.
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>>100708399
change Hitler to lancer.
and make Rasputin caster
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>>100707628
>are you trying to oppress me

That's the /a/ way
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>>100708503
I like this. Make Julius Caesar a Lancer.
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>>100705436
This proves it, the world should have ended during WWII with dignity.
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>>100708519
>implying /a/ didn't support Team Lunch and Friendship
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>>100708519
>Trayvon Martin has a waifu

source?
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>>100700059
>desert
I just read that as dessert, and I'm now imagining burying someone with loads of ice cream, parfaits, chocolate, wafers and cakes.

>Fate/Cook
>servants and masters pair up and make food
>holy grail can do anything to food, such as restore chemical structure of burnt meat to make it unburnt
>Lancer dies of blood loss when he cuts carrots
>Shirou is too dense to get what the judges are saying
>Sakura has some sort of strange delicacy to fry worms and maggots
>judges don't know where her main ingredients are coming from
>Berserker tenderizes meat
>More TM characters start appearing
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>>100708528
>>100708557
Both of these are really good options...
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>>>/pol/
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>>100703860
His Military Tactics would definitely not be A.
The German army lost a shitload of battles directly because of Hitler's intervention in things he has little experience in.
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>>100699564
it'd start of well, but then it'd all fall apart half way through our campaign .
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>>100708528
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen!
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>>100708600
Which one Julias Ceasar or Rasputin /a/?
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>>100708600

Hitler doesn't really worker as a Lancer, Caster makes more sense because Nazi magic.

Julius Caesar as Lancer.
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>>100708254
/a/ has people of all political orientations, they just mostly don't give a fuck unless you shitpost their thread. You're just seeing all the right-wingers, and maybe some centrists as well.
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>>100708596
>Archer and Rin
UNLIMITED FOOD WORKS
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>>100708633

Caesar.
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>>100708318
Exactly thats why we say go back to reddit and tumblr when they start fagging up the place
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>>100708634
Hitler wields Spear of Longitude
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>>100708619
You would have to average it based on areas of expertise. For instance the krauts were (I once heard) great for field battles but sucked horse cock at urban warfare. Therefore the Russian Winter and the Russians themselves did in the krauts. Also, they were mis-equipped in summer gear.
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>>100708684

>Spear of Longitude

I see what you did there.

But if we're making Hitler a Lancer, why not make Jefferson a Caster on the /pol/ side. That makes a lot more sense then having him on Tumblr.
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Lets go with Rasputin
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Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber: George Washington
Archer: Simo Hayha
Lancer: Julius Caesar
Rider: Andrew Jackson
Caster: Adolf Hitler
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

Tumblr side:
Saber:
Archer: Lyndon Johnson
Lancer:
Rider: Christopher Reeve
Caster: Thomas Jefferson
Assassin: Dianne Fienstein
Beserker: Abraham Lincoln
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>>100708754
Approved
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>>100708754
>Rider: Christopher Reeve
He should have shitty Riding stats but an A Flying stat.
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New Thread

>>100708851
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>>100708754
Saber of tumblr: Anne Bonney
Lancer of tumblr: no clue
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>>100708892
Did we really need a new thread?
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>>100708977
Actually not until we get stat sheets for everyone.
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>>100708754
Wait switch Berserker and assasin.\

It makes sense. Dorner went berserk and GZ killed trabon
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>>100708977
How close are we to the limit?
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>>100709035
But if Dorner isn't assassin, he doesn't have precense concealment and high speed/agility. Also, we need to get to work on stat sheets for the servants.
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>>100709040
What is the catalog?
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>>100709077
Okay makes sense
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>>100709077
how about harvey lee oswald
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>>100708754
Tumblr lancer should be jfk.
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>>100709147
Makes sense. He was in the army and everything.
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Final Edition

Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber: George Washington
Archer: Simo Hayha
Lancer: Julius Caesar
Rider: Andrew Jackson (Stats Done)
Caster: Adolf Hitler (Stats Done)
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

Tumblr side:
Saber: Anne Bonney
Archer: Lyndon Johnson
Lancer: JFK
Rider: Christopher Reeve
Caster: Thomas Jefferson (Stats Done)
Assassin: Dianne Fienstein
Beserker: Abraham Lincoln

Now we need stat sheets.
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>>100700915

The official story is that the pact with Polaball was something like "If Germonii invades, we declare war on them".
Kinda cheap excuse but come on, it's all good if it ends well.
Now lets reread the story of how 2 million jewish babies were killed using gigantic food blender and then added as a food supplement to the Nazi Wehrmacht and the amazing story of the only survivor who saw all this to tell the tale.
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>>100700915
Germany invaded first.
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>>100709232
I approve. Maybe tumblr assassin could be Lee Harvey Oswald.
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>>100703427
US government paid these to spam imageboards. They're usually outsourced in india or the philippines
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>>100709299
fugggggggg
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>>100709294

I kind of like this idea, and then moving Feinstein up to Caster. Because Jefferson makes no sense being on the tumblr side. What does /a/ say?
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>>100709281
Thats not the full story. We arent here to discuss that anyway
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>>100709350
Sounds good
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>>100709350
Yeah, I dont know why Jefferson is on the dumblr side.
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>>100708754
>Beserker: George Zimmerman

It's ON now. Remove basketball americans
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>>100699564
All the way to Russia.
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>>100705164

Good luck catching nazi u-boats carrying uranium to make the bombs.
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>>100709390
Ok

Final Final Edition
Ruler: Ron Paul

/pol/ side:
Saber: George Washington
Archer: Simo Hayha
Lancer: Julius Caesar
Rider: Andrew Jackson (Done)
Caster: Adolf Hitler (Done)
Assassin: Chris Dorner
Beserker: George Zimmerman

Tumblr side:
Saber: Anne Bonney
Archer: Lyndon Johnson
Lancer: JFK
Rider: Christopher Reeve
Caster: Dianne Feinstein
Assassin: Lee Harvey Oswald
Beserker: Abraham Lincoln

Now we just need stat sheets
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>>100709232
it should be Obongo for Archer in the
Tumblr side
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>>100709459
If only I was on my computer. I have a Chris Dorner sheet lying around
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>>100709466

Nice idea, but we're done. If we keep changing shit, we'll never finish anything. We need stat sheets now.
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>>100709459
>Rider: Christopher Reeve
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>Get Hitler as servent
>But he gets the Arthur treatment and becomes hitler-chan
How can you not want this.
>Stalin-chan also gets summoned.
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>>100709586
>Y-You mean I have to g-give my mana to Hitler-chan LIKE THAT?
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>>100702716
that joke was great and I want you to know that before this thread ends
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Here is the stat sheet template

Class:
True Name:
Gender:
Master:
Height and Weight:
Alignment:

Strength:
Endurance:
Agility:
Charisma:
Prana:
Luck:
Noble Phantasm:

Class Ability(ies):

Personal Skill(s):

Noble Phantasm(s):
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Name: Grigori Rasputin
Can be summoned as: Caster

Independent Action B

Personal Skills:

Charisma C
Eye of the Mind (False) B
High-Speed Divine Words B
Magecraft C
Libido (increased prana recovery rate) B

Noble Phantasms:

Healing Without Touch: Healing thaumaturgy that allows Rasputin to recover bodily ailments from a chosen target up to 1 kilometer away. Rasputin needs to know that target's name, and it cannot be used on himself.

Shallow Grave: Rasputin can receive as many as three fatal attacks or 13 days of prolonged injury without dying.
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Hitler gets EX rank everything
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>>100709586

>You will never gently hug and reassure Hitler-chan when her eyes fill with tears after seeing what the world has become.
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>>100709856

That's really cool except Rasputin isn't in this one.
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>>100709874
kill me ;_;
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>>100709874
>>100709894
What would you do if Hitler was resurrected today as a cute little girl with all the feelings a little girl would have along with Hitler memories?
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>>100709927
Make the world her's.
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>>100709927
Hug her
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>>100709927
No need to do anything, she'll be dead within hours.
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>>100709954
>she'll be dead within hours
W-Why?
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>>100709927
Become her Eva Braun.
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>>100709954
I'll give her the prana that she needs
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>>100710001
>reverse trap hitler falls in love with a trap eva braun
We'll make millions.
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>>100700525
>quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back
If the Nazis were so superior, why did they lose?
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>>100708312
You're welcome friend
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>>100709927

Give her to Israel for 30 million $. She's evil, and I'll be rich. Perfect.

Then, when I realize what I've done I kill myself.
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So did I summon hitler or nyarlathotep?
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So no stat sheets?
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>>>/pol/.
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>>100709927
>tfw having to tell Hitler-chan about what happened to Berlin

I don't think my heart could take it
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I love this thread and the /pol/ bros
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>>100710100
It doesnt look it. Maybe some other day.
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>>100709459
Name: George Zimmerman
Can be summoned as: Berserker or Archer

Independent Action C
Mad Enhancement B

Personal Skills:

Bravery C
Innocent Monster D
Instinct C

Noble Phantasms:

Shoot Now, Ask Later: Attacks against a target that is recognized as a threat gains increased accuracy, but can now target allies, even the Master himself.

Gluttony of Guilt: If summoned as a Berserker, Zimmerman gains an intense hunger every time he successfully kills a threat. The consequent weight gain gravely affects his speed, but improves his defense.
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>>100710273
>likes worst board
>posts worst girl from worst show
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>>100710358
Magical, isn't it?
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>>100710358
>opinions
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>>100710327
Thanks
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>>100710358

I agree with you only on one point, anon.
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>>100710273
Best Friends Forever
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>>100704338

Which doesn't make any fucking sense.

What if you summoned the Red Baron? His would be his plane and that sure as fucking hell wouldn't be Gils.
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>>100710446
Dat Manami do
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Which genderbent dictator would you summon?
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>>100709459

I feel like Paton should be on /pol/ side.
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>>100710518
Yes, Gil owns literally every Noble Phantasm.
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>>100705164
The only reason the US was able to make nukes in the first place was because of albert einstein (a german scientist) tipped them off that germany was already researching atomic bombs, thus leading the USA to create the manhattan project. If you look at late 19th century up to mid-20th century all the great minds came straight out of germany/had strong ermanic ties/had strong ties with the HRE. Another fun fact: hitler implied that the only reason america was successful is because they had anglo-saxon ties among their genepool and probably german genes amongst the population as well.
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>>100710803
Einstein was a kike.
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Here is the stat sheet template

Class: Saber
True Name: George Washington
Gender: Male

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Strength: A
Endurance: B
Agility: D
Charisma: EX
Prana: D
Luck: A
Noble Phantasm: A

Class Ability(ies):
Magic Resistance: B
Riding: C
Personal Skill(s):

Masonic Magic: D
Charisma: A
Military Tactics: A

Noble Phantasm(s):

Anti-Army: The Continental Milita: A
Anti-Thaumaturgy: Declining the Throne: N/A
Anti-Unit: Liberty and Justice: N/A

Declining the Throne symbolizes the old legend that Washington was given the option to become King and turned it down. This kind of restraint makes him invulnerable to any form of Mind Control.

Liberty and Justice symbolizes his love of Liberty and Freedom and removes the ability of a Master to use his command spell. The master will retain the spells, but they will become useless. A servant with A rank luck or higher can disregard this though.
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>>100707701
He was really handsome.
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>>100711496
Weren't all the Nazis?
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>>100711701
Goebbels was a rat, and did Rommel ever join the party anyway?
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>>100711861
I think he was just a Whermacht General and not a major player in the party.
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Nyarlathotep? Fuck yeah.

Class: Crawler
Name: The Black Pharaoh
Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Strength: ???
Endurance: ???
Agility: ???
Charisma: ???
Prana: ???
Luck: ???
Noble Phantasm: -

Class Abilities:
Independent Action: A+
Item Creation: EX

Personal Abilities:
Charisma: A+
Mystic Eyes: ?? (Three-Lobed Burning Eye)
Madness Aura: A
Shapeshifting: EX

Noble Phantasm: None
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Why is there no Fate/Bible yet? That has so much potential.

>Not wanting rule 63 Saint Peter as Saber

Written by Urobutcher
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Well. im guessing his ranks would be s.s hahaha
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>>100713409
10/10
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>>100712690
I'm liking this idea.
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>>100711960
He never joined them.
He just fought the war because it was his duty and since he took part in WWI he wanted revenge for the Versaille's treaty.
His behavior in Africa speaks for itself.
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>>100712477
Given how they went in CCC about and the whole Cthulhu stuff that Gilles did, Nyarly is probably a True Demon in Nasuverse.
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>>100710635
Franco-chan. Would post, but I'm not on my computer, so someone else do it.
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Nyarlathothep is worst girl
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>>100712690
STR: B
END: B
AGI: C
MAG: B+
LUK: A
NP: A

Noble Phantasms
Ear of Roman, anti army, B rank: In the Bible, Saint Peter lopped off the ear of a roman guard, and this probably deprived the guard of his hearing. This NP allows Peter, by channeling Prana into his sword, to temporarily deprive his enemies of all of their senses within a certain radius.

Deny Me Thrice, A rank, anti unit: In the bible, Jesus said before the cock crowed, Peter would deny knowing him three times. When Peter slashes an opponent 3 times consecutively, he can do a chant which essentially denies his opponents existence, killing them instantly.
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>>100712690
Saint Peter as Saber
Saint Longinius as Lancer
as Archer
Noah as Rider
Moses as Caster
Samson as Berserker
Judas as Assassin
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>>100719271
*Joseph as Archer
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>>100700754
>implying Hitler and Himmler didn't love moe and wouldn't have huge figure collections
>that facial expression of the normalfag on the right
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>>100719374
Do you think Hitler had a waifu?
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>>100706710
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wargirlgames/my-little-dictator-a-battle-visual-novel



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