What did you do to end up here, anon?
AHM NOT DEAD YET!!!!!
I tried to send Naruto to hell.
I didn't read the terms and conditions.
I just wanted to see them eyes.
"Nothing at all, but I'd still like for you to make me suffer to my fullest."
Then I'd start masturbating to her.
I don't remember much, but I do remember saying "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try."
>that thread ball pattern
>not her original flower kimono
I called anon's waifu shit.
She'd probably take your hands and leave you for eternity trying to reach your crotch with your mouth but never quite making it.
Ai did nothing wrong.
Hey, I'm not that far yet.
She didn't die.
Why should she? Because superstitions?
That wouldn't be so bad.
I swore off sucking my own penis years ago. It was too much power to have.
I lost a children's card game to Ansem.
We were playing for who gets to exclusively catch lolis.
Dark World a shit.
You will never quite make it. And she tweaked with your hormones so you're eternally horny. But you never quite make it.
That seems pretty terrible now. I'd probably go insane.
I don't know. Please let me out.
I commited sudoku due to shamefur dispray.
I used THAT.
You mean that "that"
I wasted my talents and squandered my time
>Not masturbating with your feet
Your feet are tied together or otherwise inaccessible.
I headed the team that developed the shitfest that was the third season of Jigoku Shoujo
>the pedo episode was bad
I got bored of the repetition in the first half of the series and missed out on the brave adventures of Hajime-chan
Go watch it now anon, i definitely didnt regret pushing on through
I laughed when Ed couldn't bring his mom back to life and fucked everything up.
Apparently that's frowned upon in most circles.
I made a wish to rape a 2d loli until she dies from the sheer trauma of my dick destroying her insides