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Seriously?

I think they want us to nuke them again.
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That was a praise, anon.
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Fuck
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He did have a weakness to bullets.
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Too soon, Japan.
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>>100684358
Why is that bad? It goes for a lot of people

>Hitler had one weakness.. he couldn't stop bullets

idk what ur getting upset over.
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>>100684524
>Japan had one weakness... it couldn't handle napalm.
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>>100684524
Did you just compare Lincoln's assassination to Hitler's suicide?
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Well anon, can YOU handle bullets?
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>>100684611
I could if I was a hot 10/10 anime babe.
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>Anon had one weakness... he couldn't avoid a bait.
>OP had one weakness... he had to be a faggot.
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>>100684600
>Two elitist cowards who died to bullets and tried to conquer lands that didn't belong to them.
The difference between them is that Lincoln's cause won while Hitler's cause lost.
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People have one weakness... They die when they are killed.
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>>100684712
And you know, 6 million people exterminated purely because Hitler didn't want to feed them in his future for Germany.
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>>100684712
I like how Japan views Lincoln as some sort of conqueror.
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>>100684712

I realize you're just a stupid asshole, but that really is the smallest difference between them.
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>>100684712
ahAHAHHA
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>>100684779
That's 6 trillion, bigot.
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>>100684524

Actually Hitler's weakness was Russian blobs
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>>100684712
>>100684826
Biggest difference is that Lincoln's not a vegan like Hitler was.
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>>100684814
Who conquered more land than him? The south US is probably the largest conquered territory outside of Russia.
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>>100684712
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>>>/int/
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>>100684866

>6 trillion

Way to inflate that number from 0 Sauron.
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>>100684954
>Sauron
You shall not pass.
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>>100684909
He didn't conquer it, he simply took it back.
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>>100684909

Lincoln wasn't a conqueror. He forced rebelling states back into the Union, and went through like 50 generals to do it. If anything he was a unifier. The South wasn't even properly occupied, since all the Union did was burn and pillage their way to where Lee's army was entrenched.
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>>100684984
>took it back
But... mah Danzig, mah Sudatenland, mah Alsace und Lorraine.
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Do americans seriously get mad at satire like OP?
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>>100684972
Heh, remember when Sauron tried to cross that bridge?
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>>100684909
The British Empire would like a word.
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>>100684866

Holocaust scholars have actually revised the number to the far more accurate 6 gorillion. Please do not spew your misguided hate here, goyim.
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>>100684984
What was Austria? Face it, the south was it's own country that he took over the same as Hitler did with all the states around Germany, both under the pretense that they used to belong to them.
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>>100685036
Yes. Americans are perfect and can do no wrong. If they are depicted in any other manner, it is obviously because that author did no read a history book, is a socialist European or a terrorist.
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She's right. She's going to be a bulletproof Lincoln and unite the entire world.

She was alive when Lincoln was.
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>>100685081
>Austria
>Ever actually belonging to the Holy Roman Empire (lol)

The Hapsburg are laughing all the way to Sarajevo with this.
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>>100684358
>Zvezda
what the..That shit means "the star" in serbo-croatian.
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>>100685016
The states had the legal right to secede, Lincoln illegally took them back.
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>>100685182
Is she going to remove kebab?
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>>100685054

>Copyrighted or trademarked material
>Inappropriate content

I wonder if and how they check that. I want a picture with my waifu on it.
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>>100684909
Our largest conqueror was president Polk during the Mexican war. By the end of the mexican war we could have taken all of Mexico if we wanted to.
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>>100685239
Just draw your waifu yourself.
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>>100685044
British Empire didn't to this out of pure conquest at all. It kind of happened as a result of corporate expansion throughout the world... and kicking Spain + France's asses during the Seven Years' War.
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>>100685182
Hence the star on her head.

And stars are both eternal and something to dream of.
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>>100685196
Yeah..... but........ m-muh slavery.....
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>>100685283
>eternal
[entropy intensifies]
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>>100685196
And indians are laughing in their casinos.
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>>100685239
>If and how
They check it when someone complains.

>>100685268
We pretty much did, Mexico extended up to where Washington is, it got cut down to just over half its original size.
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>>100685159
technically the hapsburgs did rule over the Holy Roman Empire... although their title there meant jack shit.
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>praising lincoln in my animui

What is this liberal shit?
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>>100685196

>confederate rednecks still believe this
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>>100685196
lol
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>>100685196
No they did not the only achievement of the president before Lincoln was declaring that secession was illegal.
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>>100685365
Praising him as a conqueror
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>>100684779

US civil war cost over 1 million lives. In times when countries had a couple of times lower population than during WW2.

And that was americans killing americans.
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>>100685283
>stars are both eternal and something to dream of.

Say that to me again when your favorite star turns into a black hole and sucks away all those hopes and dreams.
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>>100685365

>lincoln
>waged total war on the confederacy, expanded the army, tossed as many immigrants as he could into the meatgrinder, and made the south submit to his reconstruction plan like a bitch
>liberal
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>>100685347
They ruled over from time to time, but Aus-Hun empire was never a part of the pathetic German confederation. The Teutons were backward and unruly... really, it was only during Barbarossa's time that they were treated with any degree of respect in Yurup.

(This shit's pre-Bismarck.)
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That was a very funny line. I laughed heartily and I'm laughing even more now that I know there might be Americans who would be offended at it.
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>>100685503
Didn't you know? Liberal now means "People I don't like".
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>>100685503
But only liberals like niggers.
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>>100685520
Austria, please. Go back to your irrelevancy.
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>>100685503
>>100685365
Neocons can't really reconcile with the fact that Lincoln was more bloodthirsty and hawkish than any GOP prez during the 20th-21st century.
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>>100685482
At least they fought with honor back then. The western front was a modern slaughter house.
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>>100685617
Fuck you I am a proud Austrian with a much richer history than your puny american land.
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>>100685529
Why the fuck wouldn't we be offended when they insult our greatest leader?
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>>100685681
>greatest leader
I thought Thomas Jefferson and George Washington pretty much settled that question since the start of it all...
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>>100685676

We'll see how rich your history is after those lovely immigrants enrich your women
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>>100685681
Saying that someone isn't immune to bullets isn't exactly an insult.
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>>100684358
Yes, you should bomb these people for being terrorists that want to take over the World.
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>>100685733
>George Washington
>Leader
He was a figurehead anon, he barely spoke and his only qualifying trait was that he was tall and looked brooding. That's why he left office after two terms, he knew he wasn't cut out to be much more than a farmer.
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>>100685196

States did not have the legal right to secede, that's an objective fact.

The Constitution does not include provisions for secession, the legislative history indicates that Constitution never meant to include secession as a state right. (New York anti-federalists attempted to include it, but was shot down)

Subsequent Presidents leading up to Lincoln (Madison, Jackson, Buchanan) all argued that secession was not legal under the Constitution.

The only argument that could be made is that the states had a natural right to secede, not the legal right. In which case, the overwhelming economic and military advantage of the North begged to differ.
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>>100685760
Could say the same thing about you at America. Been enriching since the days that you were a collection of 13 colonies.
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>>100685766

>your leader isn't immune to bullets
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>>100685809

He barely spoke because he believed Congress needed to learn how to act on its own behalf instead of relying on a monarch figure to set all policies. He believed this so much he rejected becoming king himself.
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>>100685829

I bet they can't even survive a bullet to the head.

Fucking shitters I tell ya.
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>>100685774
I want White Robin to win the Zvezda.
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>>100685681

>Lincoln
>Our greatest leader

Hes bretty gud, but its a well known fact that the greatest american leader is Teddie
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>>100685676
Karl, bitte.
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>>100685829
>JFK had potential.
>However, his weakness was he couldn't handle bullets.
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>>100685760
Oh please, the mexicans are running your country in the background.
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>>100685894
Face it anon, he had an IQ in the double digits, he couldn't lead a country, this "brilliance" of his is simply retroactive compensation for his shortcomings.
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>>100685917

No, JFK's weakness was crazy people
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>>100685917
Now that would have been hilarious.
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>>100685829
>Klaus atentate
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>>100685630

Fun facts:

Over 600k american soldiers died during US Civil War.

Over 400k during WW2.

A bit over 100k in WW1.
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>>100685809

George Washington's greatest achievement was leaving the office after two terms. Which says a lot about both his character as well as his political ability.
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>>100685907
I'll have you know that Theodore Roosevelt could and did handle bullets. He was shot in the middle of a speech, but he wouldn't seek medical attention until he finished his goddamn speech.

I don't need to remind you of how he delivered bullets. He shot elephants and he ordered Dewey to sink the Spanish flotilla at Manila bay (he didn't even have the rights to do that, but he did it anyways)
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>>100685983
So he was weak against himself?
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>>100686035
Don't forget San Jaun hill.
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>>100686016
How is it any different? Lincoln was assassinated with a katana.
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>>100684909
In sheer land size, Patton in North Africa.
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>>100686112
Not even the Japanese was immune to the Katana. A member of the diet was killed this way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inejiro_Asanuma
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>>100686032

He had three big post war achievements

>he rejected kingship
>he set the two term limit
>he ended a major post-war rebellion nonviolently by confronting the rebels personally

He didn't do much of the other stuff because there were already big names working in Congress and Europe.
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>>100686019
>american soldiers

I was talking globally.
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>>100686129
In terms of surface area, the US Pacific fleet did much more in Midway than Patton ever did...
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>>100686112
*wasn't
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>>100686253

Did you just compare land conquests to the Pacific Ocean?
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>>100686253
Look at this newfag
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You know what other president could handle bullets?

Ronald Reagan
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>>100686215

Look at this newfag
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>>100686351
>>100686417
Don't remind that Kabuto's Yu-Gi-Oh was 10 years ago.
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Who is Lincoln?
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>Gundam BF
>he's the Arian prince
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>>100686542
Some funny guy in a top hat.
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>>100686542
ur mum m8
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>>100686542
He invented these wooden lego like blocks that can be used to make miniature cabins.
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James Garfield and William McKinley couldn't handle bullets as well.
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>>100685630

The American Civil War was arguably the forerunner to the trench warfare of World War. Just look at the Siege of Petersburg.

The more successful generals in the Civil War recognized that the traditional Napoleonic combat and "fighting with honor" was outdated and adjusted accordingly. (Grant, Sherman, Sheridan on the Union Side, and Longstreet on the Confederacy)
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>>100686608
they're called Lincoln logs!
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>>100685681
>greatest leader
>Lincoln
Once again, the War of Northern Aggression was a piece of shit and the South WILL RISE AGAIN.


ROBERT E LEE FOREVER
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>>100686712
The South has already fall again...
enjoy being a part of Mexico again, people.
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>>100686712
Had no right to secede.
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sure is /pol/ in here
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>>100686785
>No right to secede
>International charter of human rights
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>>100685482

"Americans" (that term itself is wrong as fuck) being retarded as expected.
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>non US citizens feigning citizenry
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>>100686856
I shit on your "human rights".
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>>100686712

Why don't you go on a suicide charge against a fortified position about it?
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>>100686844
I find it somewhat amusing watching people passionately argue about political issues that don't concern me in the slightest.
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>>100686856

>Thinking international law trumps the Constitution in America
>Incorrectly citing to a resolution that was ratified a century after the Civil War
>A resolution that would have banned slavery at that

top kek
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>>100687047
But it's just a bunch of retards bumbling about in here.
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>mfw I legitimately thought I was in /pol/ until I clicked Return and saw /a/'s catalog
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Its kinda funny watching this as a slav,the nips trying to prounounce all those words sound rediculous.
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>>100687245

And that's what makes it fun.
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>>100687342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws
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Bump
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>>100684358
I don't even know who the hell is Lincoln. And is nuking japan really that much fun?



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