Why is it so, SO hard to choose /a/?
Nadeko will always be the cuttest no matter what you say
Choose? Why choose?
How many of them haven't undergone CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? I see Shinobu, Mayoi, Ononoki and Tsukihi (though hers couldn't get much shorter anyway)
If Nisio does it to Shinobu I will be furious.
I'd make a sarcastic quip about you "enjoying" Kizu, but it's not like anyone is going to see that.
I want to believe.
I don't care how insane she is, Nadeko makes my dick and heart diamonds.
snail a best
I can't think of another show where all the girls are perfect
It is no. Far right. Where's the problem.
Well, clearly, one of those women doesn't belong with the others.
Can you guess which one?
Will she ever return? Her voice and dialect did things to me.
when was you when snail dies?
I sleep was in closet
Dad pants pull up note out falls
"snail is kill"
Did you bite your tongue?
>"I bit my tongue"
Which is it?
Yes, Koyomi Vamp aparently.
...And, I know what you mean.
She FLUBBED it.
"I flubbed it."
What? Kagenui isn't in Koyomi Vamp.
>Why is it so, SO hard to choose /a/?
because snail is gone.
But OP, it isn't even hard to choose.
you wish she bit your tongue
She leveled up from ghost snail to angel snail.
I wish she bit my dick.
i hate that horriblesubs uses "flubbed." kinda made me mad to see it in her departure. what other subs did people download
What? What are you talking about, it's easily Snail or Karen
>what other subs did people download
Why don't you just look at Nyaa?
I think OP meant one to marry, not one to kill. Good attempt though.
Post-apocalypse survivor Snail > Loli Snail
Are you sure?
>That look of despair on its face as though it knows exactly what's coming
This kills the crab ;__;
But they can't even feel pain.
I wouldn't mind a SoL spinoff about snail wandering around and going on adventures.
But Snail is gone.
By the way, anyone knows when we can expect Otorimonogatari's OP single to be released? It's been ages since it aired
But it's not
There's only one right answer
>3 days after my birthday
Kanahana is the cutest present anyone can get.
What's the song when hachikuji says goodbye?
I prefer to *Not* choose instead of pick.
That is to say, eliminating the ones you don't like is easier.
Get rid of Snake and Zombie, pretty much everything else is fine.
happy bite piano rendition i think
>lying on the internet
Why would you do that?
Kanbaru forever. Karen close second.
Upset that the best girl won within the first few episodes?
speaking of nadeko, when id mousou express coming out?
I want to ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU
>hard to choose
fuck it is. im crying now
>Not choosing order
dis nigga gets it.
>sexualizing the snail
It's not hard because they're all shit just like this show.
I bet instead of a dick he has a void that not even light can escape from
I want to lick all of their feets.
Why don't you guys get a waifu you're own age?
>implying everyone here isn't 14
But that's wrong.
I don't know how old she is exactly, but she was about 17 or 18 at the time of the game, so she should be about 21 right now.
>Implying lolis age
I don't find it that hard to choose overall best (Shinobu). However the one I can never make up my mind on is Karen or Kanbaru for 2nd best. They're both smoking hot tomboys, it's not even apples and oranges here, but rather two delicious apples.
>he doesn't realize there's a direct correlation between your waifu's age and your own level of maturity.
Delicious Lesbian- and Imouto-flavored apples.
Cat > Crab > Snake > Monkey > Zombie > Bird > Bee > Snail > Shit > Bat
That stupid blue hair girl shouldnt have been brought back from nisemonogatari. Horrible character
There's no need to be so mean. Peace peace, yeah.
>you are own age?
Let me guess, you're 14?
>wanting used goods
But only slightly better
It isn't, crab a best, disregard the rest.
I don't understand. You're waifu is someone you desire and you say you don't want used goods.
I know, snail or bat. So hard to decide. Don't know why the rest of them are there though, you should pick your images more carefully next time.
>the very best girls are on the ends
>being a pedophile
>the girls on the ends are older than the MC
Lay off the pipe.
>not being a pedophile
The girls on the ends are the oldest of them all.
Keep telling yourself that, pedos.
Nigga, where you thinks you is?
Can't decide! Even the Shit-Teir characters are GODLY.
Kana Hanazawa's voice makes me diamonds
Because I love little girls.
My father was 29 and my mother was 18 when they are married.
>Marrying girl with same age.
Enjoy your early divorce.
why would you get rid of the best ones?
>being this new
because in anime, past the age of 20, you might as well start digging your grave.
A girl who's undead, a girl who was dead, and a girl who is dead.
who's that thing second from the right
Are you fuckin' with me?
I want to get in this shit, but how?
Monogatari, Bakemonogatari, Nisemonogatari, Nekomonogatari, Wafflemonogatari...
Where to start?
Tell me, why would it be anything other than broadcast order?
why is snail as tall as the rest of them?
No idea, I head some people talking about it and it sounded like a mess.
Sounds good, I'll start there, then.
Thanks for your time.
bat > snail > phoenix > monkey > bee > snake > corpse > cat > crab
>No idea, I head some people talking about it and it sounded like a mess.
So why didn't you just google it instead of being a shitgargler?
>anything above snail
But what if I want all of them at the same time?
Oh and Phoenix and Nadeko MUST wear bondage ropes under their kimono and skirt.
Because I wanted to talk to you, /a/nons.
How's your trip from 2007 been?
>not peace peace
You fucked up.
>I bwit my twongue
it looks like doraemon/gun-guy but i dont know which bake character he is
It already happened.
a-are you me?
phoenix > crab > vamp > bee > snail > doll > monkey > snake > cat
Oh and Yoetsugi or whatever's her name after crab.
I don't like her at all. I liked her scene at the beginning of Mayoi Jiangshi, but I still think she's the worst thing in all of Shinobu Time.
Not saying she's bad, she's just not as good as the rest. Same goes for crab.
P-please? Is it araragi or oshino?
Why hesitate? Just choose all of them.