>[DameDame!] Monogatari Series Second Season - 25.mp5
Hello it Yotsumoe.
This great day for science. Would like to thank Shinbo and other STAFF people and also would like thank Maddie and Sam and BKITNY and also would like thank June and Jaku and other who you no know but have help me become person I today (I list them below) and would like tank grand father also who raise me.
Why I thank people today? Because today I make great advancement in mp5 that no other file format ever do. It may be magnum opus of mp5. But before tell you what is I like tell you how I find how to do. You all know I sub now Monogatari Second Season by SHAFT. SHAFT also do the Hidamari Sketch which where I get my inspire from. Cute Girl Yuno (CGY) do make a cute face but most well known of face of CGY is the wide face. After much see of wide face I realize what must do. I look careful at encode of SHAFT anime and find string of data inside Hidamari Sketch and Madoka that make thing wide. That how I do.
Now mp5 is better then it before was! With new advance quality no suffer from original mp5 quality but now it better because it in wide screen! Turn off light and you feel like you at movie theater but new mp5 more good then movie theater because popcorn at home is free for eat and you able to pause video for toilet room with no fear of miss important part. Also no have to be careful of no noise because no audience to be mad. This all important reason new mp5 better but more important reason is next reason I give. Unconscous see wide screen and it know that episode is now better because it know wide screen better then no wide screen most of time. That right. Even if you no see advance in mp5 you unconscous will!
For you no like wide screen people the mp4 is no in wide screen.
Special sankyuu to:
People of village that near lab that I name character in sub from
And special sankyuu of most import...YOU! The viewer of the damedame! Arigatou gozaimasu!
>Monogatari in glorious wide screen format
My body isn't ready, but I'm watching it anyway
>taking screenshots of the player
It resizes them automatically when I don't
the wide screen kinda does actually make it look better in quality, assuming that they're using the same quality settings as they always do, which they probably are since the file size is the same. Or maybe I have shit eyes.
He's starting to feel more comfortable with diverging from the story as long as the main points are still hit. Hopefully that will let him make more jokes.
Sam is dead. Long live Sam.
>Sam is dead
>Long live Sam
anon you're so damedame.
WHERE IS THE PUZZLE? FUCK
You're damedame, anon.
We tried this and a few other things but they don't seem to be the right answer.
They're a subgroup before anything else.
>yfw he just made that page to shut us up about puzzles when there's no new puzzle in an episode
I don't see any sense in this attempt
You move the number of spaces as the number you land on, and you have to hit every space.
damedame confirms that Shinobu is best girl.
But Aisaku likes Alice the best.
That's because Yotsumoe is Araragi and Maddie is Shinobu.
They're trying to make us find true happiness. No delusions. No escapism. This is the point of the corpse game. We have to wake up from our dreams and find our real happiness out there.
He's objective. He likes Nadeko the most but he knows that Shinobu is the best girl.
But he's going to pick June.
That's the entire point of DameDame altogether. Like Maddie said, "the happy can not be give easy. I am try best to make the happy for nakama to taking nut nakama must grasp in hand before can have. The happy is thing to take with own hand."
The Great Death is something that causes depression to the point of mass suicide. The happy is the cure.
Ah, right. Your heart can't be healed again until it's broken. Battler was a sacrifice for all of us. DameDame only did it because it was necessary. They sacrificed one life for all of our happiness. Thank you DameDame. I see the way.
So it's like the world in True Remembrance?
The Great Death is Danganronpa?
I'm going to black out numbers to see if there is a pattern somewhere.
There are 32 1 &2s and 12 3 & 0s.
>I am watch cure girl do cute girl things all day. What am I do with life?
Looks like they really want to push this message.
I'm trying to find patterns in the positioning of the numbers. Probably nothing, but it might come in handy later.
They're just being self-deprecating.
I did something similar
Looks like it wasn't anything, oh well.
Did he also know about the NANI SORE? technique?
That's too powerful of a combination fir anyone to handle.
>using the eh nandatte
I was expecting some TL notes about the background changing here.
Does anyone know the deal with maddie's story?
>wanting him to spoonfeed you all the meanings
Dolly stopped him by breaking SHAFT's 4th wall.
It's for exposition purposes. For now at least I can't see much that could be useful besides the Sam bit and that could just be a red herring as there was a Sam story about travelling home. So what Sam told Maddie about his day could just be about how much his village has changed or not and how he misses everyone.
No, I mean the one where she brainwashed Shovel.
Why the fuss over troll subs?
Mukkun, put your trip back on.
Oh, do not be bad person. Bad person get rewritten.
they aren't trolling anyone.
I'm Sechs, not Mukkun.
Cult of DameDame strong. Please refer to us as Cult subs from now on.
Oh shit. Jaku is future Battler who sold his brains from a different timeline to Aisaku. Jaku decided to go Archer and murdered Battler. It isn't suicide as they're two different people, but Jaku has plenty of reason to want to kill Battler for being so incompetant.
Shovel tried his best but wasn't good enough. He wasn't bad, he just was incompetent. Are we all going to be rewritten?
Gwen not know all thing, she only know thing she know.
Maddie said no more do the bad thing or something like that at the end of the paste right? It implies that he was causing trouble.
That's Stephanie. Gwen is Gaen.
so master decide to do
and master take other thing a part and using to make shovel stronger so no break!
reinforce shovel become many strong!
new shovel is no longer of shovel but now is of shovel+ because shovel is improve many
now shovel always the happy of work and no making of wrong!
and so shovel work and work and work and work and work and work and work
and he enjoy for the happy
greatest joy of tool is to be use!
so shovel many happy for use
he dig hole and fill hole and he find and bury many thing in many place!
>now shovel always the happy of work and no making of wrong!
He made a mistake when he was working, it said earlier.
So he messed up digging a hole and she brainwashed him?
He's only a shovel after all. No need for him to do anything else.
He's a human!
He's obviously a shovel-human hybrid.
I like it, looks like a nice stained glass design.
So are we going to solve the puzzle or are we just going to sit on our asses?
the one posted from the beginning of the thread
I'm still enjoying glorious wide screen anime.
>Yotsumoe still hasn't replied to my 9th participant request
He hates me.
Took him a week to take me off the missing list. If not longer
But it wasn't actually you.
Is it Seph?
I don't know, all we know is that the participants were switched up when the game started, except for me.
Wait, by "9th participant request" you mean you picked the 9th participant, right? Or am I misunderstanding you?
He misunderstood you
He was asking if you picked seph as the ninth participant
Oh sorry, I thought you said Sechs. Yes, I picked the 9th participant. I used CHEAP TRICKS
>Slayer is Namayasashii
It says "The murderer's method was", not "Slayer is"
Learn nippongo ya fag
TL the rest, ya rude fag
The rest is basically right in google. The sentence with phase in it is a weird way of saying sorry though.
He's using a lot of archaic terms.
its pazuru taimo hajimaru yo!
rar inside the post release picture
I'm assuming locked? I'm on a phone so I can't participate much right now.
no, but it has a puzzle with another rar in it that is locked.
Stay strong, shovel-kun! I-I'm sure your master will be back soon!
I'm getting more creeped out by this then I should be.
any lead on the puzzle? I don't even know what it wants us to do
I cant get the subs to show up whenever I run these .mp5 files....
Stop using VLC.
Well, the original thought is that you exchange two of the arrows, and start at the blue arrow, the goal is for all the arrows to be hit once.
They want you to solve it.
it has no directions
if the thing at the bottom isnt a red herring, I think you have to switch around the arrows till it doesnt run into any conflicts with other arrows, not sure if it has to be a continuous link or not though.
the colors might be the red herring but if they are not I am under the impression we start with the only arrow pointing up
Don't you know where we are? There's no spoonfeeding on /a/.
I want to protect Shovel-kun's smile.
Madeline Silver @ArgentMaddie 23s
Oyasumi! Story is leave on cliffhanger! What is happen next? Who is the know?!
WOW WOW WOW WOW
If the password to the rar is something like up down left right or red brown blue green based on the final solution of the puzzle there are only 3024 different permutations of each, so 6048 to try in all. We can totally bruteforce this.
you could always you know, think about it instead of trying random combinations until they work.
>brute force a puzzle
>all the passwords from now on are 20 digit numbers
What if it is a matrix and we need the |A|? But to lazy to do it.
So, I just woke up. Anyone has a link to the pazuru?
For it to be any problem it would need to be digit numbers.
I am also guessing the 2 means you can only move each arrow twice
It's the image on the blog.
I was thinking you could only perform two swaps, but it doesn't look solvable to me with only two swaps.
Ignore this, I will commit sudoku latter.
Ok, thank you.
[Blind Kid]I.T.N.Y. @BlindKidITNY 3m
@ArgentMaddie sweet dreams.
>there is someone somewhere out there that takes their time to make this shit
Subtle Supongebobbu reference.
One of the 1s is not like the others, I wonder what's up with that
It's probably the starting position.
Now I found a different 0, but can't see a different 2 or 3
There's also a 0. In the first puzzle, that meant that it was the beginning and the end of a maze, but it may be a redherring, or mean something completely different this time.
I'm thinking it means you can switch 2 arrows.
You're looking at the wrong puzzle. The picture on the front page has a rar and a puzzle inside of it. Although we haven't solved the 0-3 puzzle yet either.
Do you guys think it's necessarily a swap? Could it be a transformation into a different piece? That would make it much easier to do with only two moves.
It shows two circles switching places, so yeah.
Aw shit. I always miss those puzzles in a rar
Actually wait. This isn't possible either.
well I mean unsolvable in the way that it wont do the thing said earlier
by the way my friend TL'd the new stuff on the laplace page
The Katana resided in the laboratory at that time. Those days humans called it a "Knife." Regrettably. A knife with large sheet glass. A knife with large sheet glass is our leader. That's right, that thing, that large sheet glass. A killer's way, is simple.
What is the question? Dont say its unsolvable when we dont even know what we're supposed to do.
also whats the point of only swapping two?
Your friend sucks, it clearly uses the kanji for now, not those days.
That doesnt answer my question.
So Face and Shovel are dead
How long until Dice and Proud?
Dice is lucky, and from what I can tell, fairly competent. I think he'll make it til the end.
Also, what if this is Maddie Book? The arrows remind me of DDR.
your question was
"when we dont even know what we're supposed to do."
my answer was "unsolvable" to only switching two arrows in the context of>>100694206
who said they were dead.
>also whats the point of only swapping two?
I'm guessing it'll show us a shape that will show us the answer. For example, I just did this. it kinda looks like an e, doesn't it?
I asked what to do to solve the puzzle, as in is it a maze or a sudoku.
No, you missquoted.
I Don't know lets just try things till it makes sense.
It's a maze. Swap two arrows so you can start on one arrow, touch every arrow once, and leave the maze. I did a bigger one in high school once.
You swapped twice, not only 2 once.
What if we're looking for the name of a DDR map with this sequence in the beginning except there are two swaps?
No. I swapped middle right with center down, and then center down with middle left.
Ok, I'm dumb. Now I know what you meant. But, doesn't the drawing down there mean that we have 2 swaps?
This probably means we need to have it so the final tile to hit faces outward.
Would this work?
You can to that only with one swap though... well done, anon.
Yup. Now how do we extract a password from that?
Doesn't it need to go out too?
I got this too
though I did have to swap three here
you got me
Maybe it has something to do with the 0123 puzzle on the tumblr.
the what puzzle
nevermind I thought you were naming the puzzle.
But I doubt they are related in any way.
Well it isn't:
I misunderstood, he should have called it puzzle 005.
but I dont want to argue semantics
Ok, guys, it's southwest (the exit. It's a map, guys. We are dumb).
Oh, god. Map 2 has "the killer.txt" inside... Oh god.
"I meant to type,
as in "now"."
It's password protected. I guess we need to solve map2 first.
It's password protected.
So, what now?
Maybe the password is the killer's name?
So it's Okonogi, right?
I thought we were all in favor of the living lab theory,
What's that got to do with the maze then?
Okonogi and the living lab are the same person.
No one ever said the password had to relate to the map.
I'm getting this for google image search can someone else try? I really doubt Yotsumoe drew this puzzle himself.
Why not? He's an artistic genius, just look at his fanart each episode.
Is that Edgeworth?
It's Kaiki dressed as Edgeworth.
Alright it was probably made on this site, but I'm not sure how this relates.
Maybe combine then to form map3?
The lines you drew? Or maybe the mazes are just elaborate ruses by Yotsumoe and there's a hidden file somewhere else.
Overlap them? Maybe the lines show another way out of the maze in map1 or something.
do ppl really watch every episode of this?
Let me try to cat them together and see if I get something that makes sense.
Some people have a different sense of humor than you. I know it's amazing isn't it?
No, nobody on /a/ watches anime. What are you, some kind of newfag?
404 x 404
That doesn't seem like it would be a coincidence.
404... the killer...
Maybe it's talking about a thread? 404ing?
Yes, it's actually really entertaining, and the translator notes for Yotsumoe are always really fun.
The thread is going to 404 before we find out the killer.
It would be much more conclusive if it was 420x420.
Maybe Battler's time of death was the same as the time the last thread 404'd.
We're still at 200 replies, so we should be fine unless nobody bumps the thread.
None of you faggots go to sleep until we solve this.
but what about sweets time?
Okay, so far we have
A map, which is used so that people don't get lost. There are many types of maps.
The dimensions of said map is 404 x 404. 404 is an error displayed when something cannot be found, or is lost.
The text document we're trying to open is "the killer".
And the map itself is a maze which is fairly easy to complete.
Some of it might be red herring, but that's what we have so far.
>Sexualizing someone else's tulpa
And now, I've seen it all.
Who drew this? I didn't think we had any artfags with quality this good other than Yotsumoe.
Anon, that's Hanyuu from Higurashi.
This thread is like if you took 100 autistic children and found some magical way to extract the autism from each of them, and collected it in a physical form. Then you took this physical mass of autism and digitally scanned every property of every particle onto a supercomputer and converted the data into a 4chan thread.
Sounds like a lot of data.
So? We're having fun in an anime-related way, what's it to you?
Is that the password
But that's what every thread on 4chan is like.
God damn it I can never post this in time.
>if I plug my ears and scream lalalalala the bullies will leave me alone
It is the cipher
Subs at 4:04.
Hey Archiveguy, your e-mail in the archive is dead. Do you have another one?
This email should work fine. I still use it for all /dmdm/ related things.
Guess what's on the 404th page of moe?
Never mind, I just missed a letter while copying it.
Is there any way to tell who the killer in his story was?
>I'll find you and I'll kill you
It's him, anonymous is the killer.
Email Phi, but unless he's in on it then it has nothing to do with who the murderer was in the story, since he never posted the complete story.
How long he must have waited for this moment. Great timing too.
List of names:
“I'm Andrew Erikson,” he said with gusto. “Say's here I'm eighteen.”
“I am Luke Layton,” the scholar introduced himself with his head held high. “I am of the twenty-third year.”
“Bruce,” the old man said.
“I'm Isaac Schools. Eighteen.”
“I'm Stephanie Rachels, I'm only seventeen but I hope we can get along!” the amber haired girl said more to Isaac than to the rest of the group.
“Alice Abel, I'm eighteen. Ice to meet you all,” the black haired girl spoke.
“Ice?” a question slipped out of Isaac's mouth.
“Oops! I guess It's cold in here. Yup.” Alice corrected herself, scratching her ruffled up hair.
“It says here that I'm Alphonse Ayers!” The child in the vest says. “Sixteen!”
ONE YEAR SIX MONTHS FIFTEEN DAYS TWENTY HOURS AND NINE MINUTES OF PLANNING
WHAT THE FUCK
>Bruce isn't Jack
>Andrew isn't Jeff
Damn, that would have been perfect.
Maybe he just pulled the names from there for Monogatari, like >>100702158.
Still, that's quite a lot of preparation just for this.
The gap moe between Phi's chuuni posts on /moe/ and his tsuntsun now is great.
Guys, guys, what if Phi is Yotsumoe's grandfather and he doesn't even know it
>Chuuni side and moe tsuntsun side
>Uses the similar names
It's all coming together.
Yotsumoe is Phi from another timeline where he finished making his tulpa (BKITNY).
The Great Death is in 2025 though. At most a father and Yotsumoe staying in the past for several years.
>... and would like tank grand father also who raise me.
His father died in the great death but his grandfather lived and took care of him for awhile.
are these troll subs
they arent very funny if they are
>they arent very funny if they are
Tell that to the hundreds of people who watch them.
Uh... isn't that... us? So, yeah, he's telling us.
what in the fuck what is so entertaining about puzzles?
We have nothing better to do, if you don't like it you can just hide the thread.
There's maybe 5 anons awake right now on the thread though. That isn't really hundreds of people.
Anyways, we should really get back to solving the puzzle. Are we still stuck at the password?
Fuck good point.
I've been trying thing at random (besides the obvious), like yasu, beatrice, circle, maze, map... I can't really think of much else.
I don't have a program that can overlap but maybe if you write down the arrows it does through then that's the password?
get paint.NET, gimp, or photoshop
I'll do that tomorrow, thanks.
It goes through all of them.
here, for any other optimization and programs you might use
I think he meant the solution. The solution only goes through the middle ones.
Wow, thanks bro.
Yeah I understood it wrong. Here's with the solution to both,
green red green blue red brown blue? if that doesnt work maybe try the unsolved map1 under it?
None of the combinations with or without spaces seem to work.
It will probably be something short, and something that will make you smack your head at for how stupid it is when you finally realize/learn what it is.
It always is. I'm going to laugh if uncertainty box follows this pattern too.
He was right, the password is BRGURU
>uncertainty box's password is damedame
Literally the answer to puzzle 002 was 'password'.
I was thinking about the Uncertainty box, and it's possible that the password has something to do with the image itself. The image may not just be telling us how long the password is, but is a direct hint to it.
Salisbury steak confirmed killer.
Sorry, I used the abbreviations I used for the colors.
The password is: brownredgreenblueredblue
Maybe I should make it so the passwords I enter don't all look like asterisks.
Good job anon.
It's an excerpt from 'indian killer'
The text is form
or are you gasping at that number?
I seriously hope you arent gasping at the amount of pages.
This confirms it! The murderer is Seph!
post the text? I'm on a phone
A full moon. A cemetery on an Indian reservation. On this reservation or that reservation.
Any reservation, a particular reservation. The killer wears a carved wooden mask.
Cedar, or pine, or maple. The killer sits alone on a grave. The headstone is gray,
its inscription illegible. There are many graves, rows of graves, rows of rows.
The killer is softly singing a new song that sounds exactly like an old one.
As the killer sings, an owl silently lands on a tree branch nearby. The owl shakes its feathers clean.
It listens. The killer continues to sing, and another owl perches beside the first.
Birds of prey, birds of prayer. The killer sings louder now, then stands. The killer's mouth is dry,
tastes of blood and sweat. The killer carries a pack filled with a change of clothes, a few books,
dozens of owl feathers, a scrapbook, and two bloody scalps in a plastic bag. Beneath the killer's jacket,
the beautiful knife, with three turquoise gems inlaid in the handle, sits comfortably in its homemade sheath.
The killer has no money, but feels no thirst or hunger. The killer finds bread and blood in other ways.
The killer spins in circles and, with each revolution,
another owl floats in from the darkness and takes its place in the tree. Dark blossom after dark blossom.
The killer sings and dances for hours, days. Other Indians arrive and quickly learn the song.
A dozen Indians, then hundreds, and more, all learning the same song, the exact dance.
The killer dances and will not tire. The killer knows this dance is over five hundred years old.
The killer believes in all masks, in this wooden mask. The killer gazes skyward and screeches.
With this mask, with this mystery, the killer can dance forever. The killer plans on dancing forever.
The killer never falls. The moon never falls. The tree grows heavy with owls.
The killer carries a pack filled with a change of clothes, a few books,
dozens of owl feathers, a scrapbook, and two bloody scalps in a plastic bag
>two bloody scalps
in ur butt
>The killer never falls.
>The moon never falls.
The killer is the moon. Fine was right.
Oh Sherman Alexie.
That's kind of interesting.
In one of his stories he picks up a hitch-hiker on the road only to take him to his hotel room. Things escalate and he gets raped.
Something along those lines.
Might be related.
But the Moon just wants to save everyone.
All them references to the game
>With this mask, with this mystery, the killer can dance forever.
>The ride never ends
> Other Indians arrive and quickly learn the song.
A dozen Indians, then hundreds, and more, all learning the same song, the exact dance.
Are you saying that Battler was raped to death?
Might just be the case.
No lewding the DameDame's. Maybe Jaku did it.
>The last chapter of Indian Killer (where this passage is from), "Creation Story", shows that the killer has just begun his murders, and plans to "dance forever" even after the story. Because of this, many people jokingly ask Alexie where the next part of the book is.
So back to the 0-3 puzzle now?
I do find it strange that he would tell us he picked the 9th participant, then not tell us after the newstudy was updated.
He said next episode, didn't he?
He meant Mukkun being interested in Yotsumoe updating with his choice of participant. I wonder how he managed to pull cheap tricks and what that means in this context.
A year away from /a/, and now I come back to see this incomprehensible shit?
archie-kun asked: Are we going to get the results from the study on fake vs. real with the next episode of monogatari?
gomen forgot of study! will have to give next episode! gomen gomen!
Did I miss a study he conducted?
Mukkun picked the 9th participant but never told us who it was after his pick was accepted.
The nonary game, anon.
It was a question on the regular tumblr, if a original or a fake that can't be told apart from the original had more value.
>Phi said a few times on tulpa.info that tulpaforcing made his hair turn white at 20.
>Yotsumoe is 24
>He made his tumblr avatar the fanart with white hair
We were talking about the nonary game, not the fake/real study.
>>100705801 clearly asked about the fake vs. real study from archies question.
I think I must have quoted the wrong post then. Sorry.
I updated this with the new insight into the culprit's weapon.
Actually a decent description of Kaiki, except I wish I could believe this was actually from some less tainted ESL part of the internet where nobody knows what a rusemaster is.
thats clearly a light purple
I think I might be on to something.
not really I'm just solving all the routes possible correct and incorrect on the context that you can move the number of times in any direction from the current space you are on without turning in the middle of moving spaces
I swear I read this the first few times I saw it but it says
>fake is more great than real.
Is that the result of the fake/truth study or just Kaiki talking?
>maddie and bkitny are fucking passionately
How do you know?
B.K.I.[Thoughts]N.Y. @BlindKidITNY 4h
Very few things in this world sweeter than data. Like brown sugar kit-kats. And sleeping faces.
>this entire fucking episode
>bkitny using kit kats to get off maddie and then eating them out of her pussy
that doesnt even make sense
Holy shit, if you look at the whois for that boardgame site, it is owned by someone listed as Phi.
Huh? Bkitny sticks Kit Kats into Maddie's pussy and then she eats them out.
Where is that? I can't find that anywhere.
This is stupid. He should have pressed 'all the missiles' first and don't bother pushing all the buttons.
Just get the whois.
You obviously have no sense of humor.
also go watch megas xlr.
What's so funny about inefficiency? Are you one of those retards who make 3MB 1280x720 gifs with 4-5 frames?
Nice job wasting bandwidth, thus enabling moot to have even more excuses for stupid shit like 4chan passes, which is even more disturbing now that one of his startups failed miserably, doing a number on his pocket.
You just proved how much of a computer illiterate ignorant douche you are.
Congrats, your mom must be very proud she shat such an abomination of a person out of her stinky vagina.
Epic comeback, /b/ro. Simply epic.