Monster Girl Thread
Vampire capes and less bitching edition.
post cute monster girls!
Would you still be attracted to this venus if she were a trap?
but it has breasts
Hell no, especially since she's part carnivorous plant.
We need a vampire story.
Huh, I was about to make another thread.
Oh well, time for the usual.
That dragon from the last greentext was a shallow bitch.
Get real faggots.
Also that vampire is disgustingly cosplay tier, like it's literally just the clothes. 9/10 would wooden stake through the heart.
Man, she sure loves juice boxes.
I want to drink a vampiregirls blood.
There was a good Dhampir story yesterday.
I'd ask how and why she drinks so much juice, but I drank 10x that amount in my youth.
The vampire's cape is actually her wings.
Is it that time again?
This, gentlemen, is a weakass betafaggot who amounts to nothing and thus hates the dragongirl because he knows hes unworthy.
I grab my flail and smash the creep.
War and MGs chapter 10 is posted.
I re-wrote this three times, never really happy with how things played out. Making interesting action is hard.
You can't even use cosplay tier for a vampire. It's a vampire, not a batgirl. It looks perfect for what it is (sexy as fuck).
Ehh, I'd rather read about a real vampire but I'll give it a shot. Is it in the pastebin?
If you're going to complain about this then provide a better alternative.
clean those webs.
It's very unsightly.
Give her vitamin D.
Why are upside down boobs the best boobs?
Her breasts are her chelicerae.
i want Christopher Lee to tell me a bed time story
Because saggy and shitty tits cant remain in the same position when upside down.
Because underboob is best boob. Also, that red shirt is the best color of these edits.
>You will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
Would you want to have one of these with Rachnera?
because they belong to best girl
What kind of story?
Would you like him to narrate a scene from MGQ to you?
>You will never see slowpoke breastfed by Miia while you are being tenderly loved by a Holstaurus
"Ara ara, Anon, is it feeding time again?"
>you will never have the demonlord and an elf queen fight for your affection and love.
oh god yes
Says the fucker who actually stuck around in a one way abusive controlling relationship instead of Getting the fuck out and bettering himself. And maybe settling down to become a strongman farmer with a loving waifu.
Why the fuck did he even go back to Dragonbitch after making something of himself?
Wouldn't vampire girls be totally crazy about biting your dick because of the immense blood concentration?
>Christopher Lee narrates Black Alice hentai scene for you
Too bad all the metal albums he was on sucked.
>you're tied to the bed
those eyes are so betraying.
That wasnt me.
That's why you have to impale her with your stake before she bites you.
>you will convert pagans to christian rule
i fucking love owls
Throw a Pokeball at that shiny MissingNo lying in the bed sheets.
My flail is hanging next to be bed.
The blood in your dick is nothing compared to the amount of blood that flows through your jugular.
Scream since I have arachnophobia.
>In an alternate dimension there are monster girl anons on an alternation version of /a/ discussion human boy manga and porn
So do I.
Now if only there was more artwork of Owl Harpies, or Harpy Eagle Harpies.
what would moot be
Whereas we talk about wanting a big strong waifu that's taller than us, they talk about wanting a short guy they can protect.
i wonder if they have cut vs uncut discussions like we have horse pussy vs snake cloaca
An ass, in any dimension
My dick is big.
Like, really big.
I could feed a whole vampire family with it.
And the spider underboob anon is a girl that asks why upside down balls are so great.
And paladin-kun is demon-tan who villainizes pure humans and want to corrupt them all.
>talking shit about Manowar
>monster girls are arguing over the internet just like us
Finally a harpy with fuzzy owl feet
This makes me sad and I don't know why.
Holy shit, Eila's personal romance quest is hard.
>Cast Grand Protection
>Have Spell Guard up
>Still beat the Medusa and the Argent Reapers by the skin of my teeth
I mean, fuck, if I didn't love Lamia's so much, I wouldn't be bothering. But I do, so there's one more fight to go.
>monstergirls are depressed because humans dont exist in their universe
>monstergirls asking for human females are shunned and mocked
and Kevin is Miia telling how they will never see Kevin being tenderly raped by 10 big black onis
What's going on in here? You're all following Ilias law and living devoutly, I presume?
Did i miss something?
For those of you familiar with anonkun, how do I add separate chapters? Like in one story there's a bad end, but then there's a 'next page' at the bottom where more stuff can happen, like a story reset.
I only monitor these threads because...uh...
As, as a, ah, taste of faith! If I can't endure what these anons throw at me how can I guarantee my heart and willpowere won't stagnate?
Yes that's it.
>you will never see Kevin being tenderly raped by 10 big black onis
geez, knock next time, won't you?
Wait, why are there two Darlings?
Why hello there little Paladin~
>Centaur girls writing huge ass texts about what human dick would feel like and the joy of feeling them ejaculate inside
Shit. Wrong tab,
It's a mod that adds a Lamia romance.
Hey Chesire. Don't you have a boyfriend to fuck?
Dont hold out on me.
This is good end >>100682815
Tha will make me happy
But I also have human females to mind break as well.
This is what happens when you add too many fire enchantments to your sword.
>taste of faith
Those sound like purging words to me, Guardsmen. You'll never ascend to Paladin-hood if you neglect your duties.
Is it time to post knights
I've always wondered if women feel attracted to men in full armor.
I feel an odd kind of thing towards them, like the appreciation of a well-built good-looking man.
You know, it's neither attraction or envy, it's just... I'm not gay.
>numerous monsters are making CYOA about monsters interacting with humans
That can't take too much time, just ring toss some Hatter hats on them.
>numerous monsters are making CYOA about humans raping monsters
I meant test.
I MEANT TEST.
TEST OF FAITH.
you should have left, Cecil
That's because you're secretly a fem-anon.
you, I like you
You mean monsters raping humans.
I've had just about enough of this all ridiculous gender bullshit.
Can't a man admire another man for his appearance in a completely heterosexual way.
Or can't a man admire men wearing intricately ornate, shining full platemail.
Even in death I still serve!
I dont think you are getting the hang of it.
I'm as much of an arachnophile as you guys but Ms. Smith doesn't classify as a bad end by miles.
He can, but your wording was weird. All you have to say is that you think armour is cool.
>You will never be ambushed in an alley and plowed relentlessly up the ass by a humanguy
Have fun with your broken game.
Except for Salamanders and Lizardmen, who write about finding a husband who's actually equal to them in combat, or at least close.
Are you me?
Depends on how you define "admire."
I'll agree that full body amour can look pretty sweet when it's not adding a bunch of stupid shit or just looks plain dumb.
but I wouldn't say that i'm "attracted" to it. It just looks pretty awesome.
Ha ha, time for armor
What would a baby Cheshire Cat look like?
>Kids are sleeping on top of you and your wife
>They're grinning in their sleep
>Monster girl CYOAs are much more entertaining than ours
>Even their Judge Dredd stories are better
If your monstergirl waifu was real, what kind of music would you listen to together?
I would listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw_p3FrYBQ
Yes! I've been waiting.
>Live in a world with monstergirls
>Get with a human
It's not a good end
Am I the only one who doesn't really like the Wonderland thing? I prefer most of the monsters that live in the material world.
material monstergirls living in material world?
It'd be adorable.
Until they wake up and annoy you.
But Ms. Smith is a Succubus...
too much science.
>Work for the Interspecies Integration agency with the MON girls
>Have a crush on Smith, but too beta to ask her out
>Spend most of your nights wanking to her rockin' legs and bombastic ass, feel like a pathetic piece of shit because of it
>Find Doppel one day, looking bored
>Ask her if she could help you, tell her you want to play a "game" with her
>She obliges and transforms into Smith before undressing, does various poses for you
>Calls you a pervert for getting turned on by another woman's body, instead of her original form
>Notices your diamond erection and fucks you long and hard in Smith's apartment after using the spare key to get in while she was out
>Smith walks in and sees you two laying there,
Doppel shifts back and acts like you raped her
>Smith's face when
come on guys
>not wanting a immaterial girl
>Doppel shifts back and acts like you raped her
And she believes her?
Doppel is one massive troll with magic powers
Why does Darling get all the dangerous monstergirls?
Seems like almost everyone else has gotten cosplay-tier catgirls.
She's a Scylla in disguise.
You also broke the law, and are making her do extra work at her home.
They would post smut stories in their point of view.
We're talking about a Monster Girl who paraded around as a female version of Gary Oldman's Dracula.
You really think that Smith wouldn't believe her acting abilities?
if she really is a royal, i guess it could be bad to be her enemy
>not liking wonderland
>not wanting to wander around
>not making a harem of Jabberwocky and Cheshire cats
>not finding the Grimiore of Alice, and using it to overpower the Monster Lord
>not wanting to take the mantle of Monster Lord for yourself
What the fuck
>We're talking about a Monster Girl who paraded around as a female version of Gary Oldman's Dracula.
Demonic energy a shit.
She was more fun than lucas. Her bad ends were all really harsh though.
>losing your mind
She appears as a Dullahan look-alike in the latest chapter, and is wearing something you'd expect Gary Oldman to wear in Dracula.
The Nameless One enters the world of MGE. What happens?
>human overpowering a monster
Some random monstergirl dubs him "Joe"
>Not inheriting the physical strength of whatever she imitates
Custom scenario where Luka meets human Cecil when
>start a war of Monsters against Humans
>Monsters win, forcing human to go underground
>Monsters rule the surface world for thousands of years
Maybe shes like Oolong?
>Luka getting raped by Cecil
>Fucking a human
You sick fuck
>implying cecil would rape anybody
don't talk smack about my musume
>liking human women
Fuck off to >>>/d/
>not fucking the person you truly love regardless of race
you sicker fuck.
I want - I NEED - drawfags on this, STAT!
>Fucking a snake
You sick fuck
>intercourse with a human
What the fuck man. I don't want to see that.
>fucking a spider
Joker, is that you?
>Kimihito could be marrying a Princess right now
Man, I don't think a single member of the harem is actually a bad character.
I sitll think it's going to be a Mia ending or a harem ending, but if he ended up with one of the other girls, I wouldn't be too put out.
Don't you dare to say that bitch I'm into
woman with legs
If lamias are wrong, then i dont want to be right.
Kumato(or whatever the fuck his name is) you will-powerless fuck. Stop breaking girls heart so you can set up others girls who's hearts you'll just break later. With your niceness and your awkward spaghetti boners.
You could get swimmers ear, or water in your eye, or slip on the floor.
>Cecil comes across Luka defeating a high-level monster
>she develops a crush on him
>she becomes his companion
>Luka, being the idiot he is, doesn't catch on and brings her along with his adventures
>Cecil Alice threesome follows
the point of a harem is having all the best girls for the MC, and i believe in Okayado, he won't turn this into a one girl win
unless he decides to ruin our days and make Darling marry a human girl
Swimmers ear is some fucking painful shit man!
>now he has to deal with a headless woman with a scythe
Truly Kurusu is suffering.
I want Gilbert Gottfried to read me bed-time stories:
I love this gif, who is the artist?
I'm just glad he's not getting the cosplay-tier girls
>Series get cancelled
>Okayado shows his spite by making Darling marry the most generic human girl possible
It's not painful to me.
Jesus Ilias christ.
I bet he will post it in December just to ruin Christmas.
He'd go with the dream/coma scenario.
No, i know what he will do.
It would have been better if he didn't make it another dull, pointless harem to begin with.
Atleast it is an improvement.
there is no problem with harem if you can enjoy all the girls
Fuck off Wilfred.
Harems are not love, they are only lust.
And the girls deserve full, unbriddled love.
I'd rather have an actual plot and character development instead of tits randomly flying out and someone being groped by accident.
Harems are the worst.
This is objective fact.
>Two chapters of guy and his cute live in snakefu
>suddenly more and more worst girls
>Oh you caught me showering again lmao pervert my bra slipped off no sex allowed
This was better when was about a guy and his lamia girl.
Hello, can you please post Mummies?
>no sex allowed
Except that was there day one.
And there was only one instance of someone smacking him for accidental nudity.
Why chapter 7 is the best one.
Or those undead monsters is pyramids?
What about a Milfy Mummy?
It's fun to read, but the character development is usually non-existent in a harem, and that's one of the things that I look for in a story.
It would be perfect if it was just Darling + Monster girl.
>the character development is usually non-existent in a harem
They cant all be Koihime Musou.
3rd is fine too
Tell her she has something in her hair and try to brush them out
How does she masturbate?
While I do like this manga, there was also the Papi egg laying chapter where he was beat up by all the girls.
Then maybe you shouldn't read harem manga if you don't like it.
A true connoisseur goes for harpies for that "hitting the egg with the tip of your dick" gimmick.
>not wanting to push through a tiny sphinx' cervix and ejaculate straight into womb
>"AH! STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME! IT HURTS!" The mummy shrieks in dismay, the Sphinx's claws raping her skin.
He was beat up in the full moon chapter for scaring them with the ketchup.
I wish we got to see it.
I remember that manga.
Middle of the night, typesetting TFs translations, just came from the sweetest mermaid story i ever seen and suddenly that.
I died laughing.
It is somewhat yandere ryu cave exploration time, featuring undead(?) dragon milf
I need Full moon chapter with Rachne, Mero and the MON girls.
But humans arent affected by the full moon.
>three green text posts
Glad to see you stuck with it to the end Anon. Aren't you glad you didn't abandon it?
As I said, it's fun to read.I like it. I love Miia and I love monster girls.I just think I it would be better if it wasn't a harem.
So who caterpillar girl here?
But all our stories feature a retarded anon whose sole goal in life is pussy.
But Smith is a succubus.
None of the MON girls are human.
Dear God man. After seeing what they could do in the latest chapter Darling is in the run for his money.
I would cuddle the fuck out of her while holding her hands the whole time.
Al of them are.
>big one with a detachable horn
>cripple who lost an eye
I wish I had responses that weren't 'knife the bitch.'
>not wanting to penetrate a tiny sphinx' anal sphincter and ejaculating directly into her intestines
>implying I didn't already write that
To be fair, the big bitch is monstrously big.
Posting best cape girl. Baphomet.
Eh. You drew in a bad crowd on that site. Can't be helped.
Was it a Dhampir? The one about the guy's village getting taken over by a vampire and then he and her become lovers right?
>not automaticly going for servitude sex
Can't be a worse crowd that the invaders from /tg/
>Not penetrating a tiny sphinx' lips and ejaculating directly into her esophagus
It's the only one left.
That's why I prefer keeping things here.
I'll most likely do my next one in these threads like in the past.
/tg/ brings monstergirls and discussion.
Its far superior to fanfiction circlejerking.
I almost did that, but I didn't really want to write ass-to-mouth.
Even in 2d land where you don't have to worry about shitdick it still creeps me out.
Buster is that you?
i feel so edgy for liking capes
She has so much spikey/prickly looking stuff on her though
Wow. Something about a pixelated vampire is hot.
It dissapears once you grow up.
Should of done it mouth to bass then. 'Course, if you ever return to writing about those characters again...but I digress. Focus on your ryu.
>get into monstergirls
>expecting anything but hardcore femdom
Not only are you absolutely stupid, but you also have shit taste.
It's not fine to generalize an entire site or board. It's just that certain subjects draw certain types of people.
Yeah, instead of hotdogging the salamander would have blown you back to life.
Then I was like, wait.
So hotdogging it was.
Er, not saying that.
Now now, no need for that.
"..." the mantis girl dot dot dots, blushing wildly.
"Look, lady, would you tell me what you want to order already?!" You yell at the Mantis girl, slamming your hand down in frustration on the restaurant counter.
"...!" The Mantis girl remains silent, blushing more than before.
What makes monstergirls great are exotic appendages, devoted love and the idea of a great evolution that surpasses us.
Stop being such a sperglord who cant think beyond his own fapping.
>Not wanting to be equals with your monster waifu
>Not wanting to tenderly love your monster waifu in a two-way relationship
How long before /tg/ tries to minmax monstergirls?
What does /a/ think of doll joints?
It's my fetish
I was speaking in terms of before the anal scene with the sphinx. You know. A little extra lubrication.
Anyway, you made the right choice. There's never enough buns for hotdogs.
When WoW becomes a traditional game.
I could have lived without choosing the Baphomet. I'm not too fond of loli.
I greatly anticipate her coming.
>not loving tiny monster girls with a big craving for dick
How soon until /tg/ makes a Meta Monstergirl Quest Episode 3 Part 4 Thread 312831830128381230318032?
I always liked Manako
Even when her and the other MON girls weren't getting screentime, I still liked her
after this chapter, she is without a doubt my best girl.
I don't see how you could get any more best than her.
Mero and Tio are fine choices too, and all girls are good. But damn, Manako is too much best for this tovarishch too handle
>thinking we all are pedophiles
But that anon didn't even get any pussy. He ran away from salamander waifu and gave up on dhampir. He was not only retarded, but pathetic too.
I dont know why they bothered censoring this.
Remember playing with action figures when you were a kid and sometimes you'd accidentally pinch your finger in one of the joints?
Imagine that happening to your dick.
>I don't see how you could get any more best than her.
Two pages in.
And about 50 pages more.
When is chapter 5 of 12 Beast coming out?
It has been months since chapter 4...
Why indeed, it's not like your japanese or anything.
Also I love rozen maiden doujins when they actually have them as dolls. Thank you based laminaria
>She's so self conscious that Kurusu looking her in the eye makes her blush profusely
Miia is good, but had a better start than a run.
Ofcourse, there is nothing anyone can to do top that single page.
>inb4 your futile attempts to say otherwise
Agreed. I liked Miia the best in the beginning, but I've found that my fondness for her has greatly diminished since then. I guess it's because her jealous side has started to become too prominent.
>Dutifully guarding your pupa waifu
Well, with possible scenes like this one:
Laven stuck in a gladiatorial fighting arena because of reasons I wont get into. Having to face off with an ogre who wants to crush his bones then rape. Dodges a tackle just in time for the ogre to slam her head through a wall and get stuck halfway through and the Baphomet is hanging over the side of the viewing area for moral support
"You can't beat her in a fight, you'll have to beat her another way."
"What are you-"
She glances over and tilts her head repeatedly and knowingly at the ogre's ass struggling back and forth as she tries to pull herself out from the wall.
Laven becomes animated, shaking his head and waving his arms around. "Oh no. No no no no no!"
She grabs some flowers for makeshift pom poms and starts leading a cheer on the ledge. "Laven laven, he's the man rape that giant like no one else can!" Go Laven!"
"You're not helping!"
"Laven Laven, that bitch likes rough play, so ruin her for her wedding day! Yay Laaaaven~!"
While she does so in a chipper and sweet song with a little cheer leading dance.
It'll be months before I get far enough for girl #5s time to show up though.
3/10 really bad.
I love it.
See now that I could enjoy. It's just the sex scenes that'd get to me.
>Implying I could just not read them
Best to endear us to her first and build up our impression of her before blasting us full on the face with all that cheer.
Mantis is best only when they have a loud rival.
I don't understand what I just read but I like it.
Funny when the award for bitchiest moment to date goes to-
"Hurry up!" A Minotaur shakes her fist in anger.
"Yeah, some of us want to eat!" A Salamander shakes her fist as well.
"I-I....want the-" the Mantis girl whispers out, her voice being as loud as a flea's fart.
"What? I can't hear you, speak up!" You pretty much shout at the poor girl.
Unable to take it anymore, the Mantis girl falls to her knees and bursts into treats, filling a good portion of the place with candy. All of the monster lolis that were in the background begin to race around the room, trying to grab as much candy as possible.
A Wyrm that was behind the Mantis moves forward and places her order, "Can I get a Milkshake and some Fries?"
>Lizardman challenges you
>She uses her sword in a traditional longsword style, whereas you were taught from a young age the art of fencing
>Parry and deflect many of her strikes with some difficulty, her greater physical prowess giving her an edge against your stamina and own strength
>Notice a pattern with her swings, her right swing is slower than the left
>Take a chance and disarm her after catching the blade and knocking it out of her grip
>She yields to you and asks for you to marry her
>Tell her it'd be a little worrisome for you to marry a monster, since there's a stigma amongst humans associated with it
>Wind up doing it anyway, ceremony-less at her behest
>End up living with your doting Lizardman wife, who initially was cold to you but now loves you with all her heart
>Find her cooking one day, taste it, it's fairly bland but you can tell she's trying her best
>Help her and end up cutting yourself with the knife while preparing the potatoes
>She notices it and
>Licks your cut tenderly while looking at you
>After she finishes, you pull her in and kiss her long and hard
>Notice your daughter out of the corner of your eye staring at you and your wife starstruckedly
It's OK but doesn't really pull the reader in.
This is why I love Rachnera. She's aloof yet involved. Not to mention legs.
Adorable little sister type but very lewd with a devil (heh) may care attitude. Definitely a rake who can't stop herself from mocking people and making them the butt of her practical jokes.
Confess, anons. How many of you have ever thought about your monster girl daughteru catching you and your monster girl waifu in the act?
>Having kids with your lizardman waifu
>Not travelling the world and doing mercenary jobs with her with wild sex between them
>Not watching her get jealous as you jokingly flirt with human bartenders
>Not settling down after a long, long career with her
What a team.
Mercenary work is for Salamander bros, who's wives would probably get ludicrously horny at the sight of blood and ravish you on the spot.
Lizardmen get all moe and doting when they marry.
462. And it ends with someone getting the rape everytime
>There will never be a story set in the MGE universe where the human population has dwindled dramatically because of the race traitor former hero who forsake the humans. The chief god won't choose (likely) the last hero to fight the demon lord and her horde before all of humanity goes extinct.
>He won't have immunity to the demonic energy from the chief god's blessing
>The story won't have any smut in it
>It won't be about the hero trying to fight to keep his resolve of killing off all of them
Although there can be smut like in his dreams where he sleeps and dreams of those monster girls he's killed coming back to try to sex him and having families making him wake up in a cold sweat making him hesitate even more.
What about if you catch your monstergirl daughteru masturbating to the sight of you fucking your monstergirl waifu?
Doesn't Luka do the deed with a couple?
And eventually we'll get to the kuudere mantis who will be more a silent moe character but more like the terminator than another Rei clone.
Yeah, but don't you want to adventure with your awkward, moe waifu who doesn't know anything about relationships because she hadn't thought about it before you showed up?
why is Cerea such a cockblocking bitch
Did that one guy ever post his bookwyrm story?
Will she ever at least start to fall for our MC or something or is she just going to be a bitch the entire time?
>those goddamn pedipalps
is it even possible for her to be more perfect
>having just fries and a milkshake
What the hell is wrong with her?
>tfw like Salamanders
>Don't like fighting, learned medicine and first aid instead
I like it. Get to writing.
He said he's going to try and work on his grammar and such before trying again.
I wish him luck.
I think the last chapter of volume 3 was clear that she has been sent out to assassinate him. Not like Zerin who is doing it mostly out of hatred and want of revenge, just as business and duty. How that situation gets resolved, that's for this volume to show.
Don't worry. Ill most likely not chop off your head while you are sleeping Laven. Most Likely.
Not the CYOA guy, there was some other guy who was making an actual story.
I don't know then.
I can't ;_;
I'm just being like that guy asking for a CC centaur story and the vampire dhampire guy
Those cheers man, I lost it.
Terminator references and her chasing after Laven's carriage, then latching on and climbing up it with her scythes.
Fucking do it faggot jesus christ
'abloo bloo bloo I can't write'
Yes you can, you just don't want to.
H-how long is this story going to be? Vampire harem member when?
>you will never take care of your salamander waifu after a long day killing bandits for bounty
Her spider part is bigger than Centaurea
I know that this is supposed to be light but 82kg isn't much
Because the horse is fat.
Afraid you'll be embarrassed anonymously on an anonymous image board?
chitin's pretty damn light, it has similar properties to modern high-strength fiber polymer.
>not dipping fries in your milkshake
You're not living your life correctly.
>You will never nurse your Salamander's waifu's wounds as she nurses yours after a long day of fighting bandits
Shitty writer here.
There is a difference between writing, and writing something worth reading.
Unfortunately, my "works" doesnt fall into the second category.
Because a chapter every 1-2 weeks and about 15-17 chapters per volume.
Yes, there will be a scene like that.
There's a big difference between writing something and writing something that people will enjoy.
As a greentext fag (so far) I can safely say most of my stuff hasn't been worth repeating/writing.
like mine do?
I put my shit on here despite it all because I hope someone will tell me how my shit sucks and what I can do to fix it
She wants to dip the fries in the shake
But this isnt the place for that.
This isnt a writing club.
>read monster girl report
>slime girl wins in the end
I'm not saying Suu's gonna win
But Suu's gonna win
>no wounds for Salamander to nurse, didn't fight
Screw it, I'm gonna write a story about this.
What have you written?
>Screw it, I'm gonna write a story about this.
>mfw im doing it at this moment
>Not fighting alongside your Salamander waifu
What kind of faggot are you?
Bellick, the fuck are you doing here? I thought your ass drowned
Anyone that adorable should win. Plus she should rape the rest of the group. It's only fair.
>As a greentext fag
And here i thought my writing was bad.
That Rachnee shit from earlier today and yesterday, that silly shark girl story, the bitchy dragon, and... the Lizardman shit
he go after the girls again, but this time with a partner slime
which are the best companions if you ask me
Welp, never mind then.
>Ms Smiths grandmother is a slime
>Your Salamander will never hold you close as your life slips away because you used yourself as a shield to protect her
I liked that shark girl story. Not sure what bitchy dragon story you're talking about, though. Didn't see the other two.
You fucking dove into that sewer pipe to save the team, man. Even if you practically got raped in season 3, you still were cool in the end
well, the Rachnee shit gave ME a boner, so there's that
Well screw you too anon.
This is why you have shields anon.
The Wyrm dips her fries in the Milkshake, making a food combination only people with taste can enjoy.
As she brings it to her mouth, a bit of the shake drips off of the fries, and lands on her chin and breasts.
"Ara ara, I'm making a mess." The Wyrm begins to lick off the mess with her tounge.
Every man in the restaurant watches her as she does this, a pissed of Lilim smacks her husband in the background.
Uhhh... I just like fries in my shake man. None of that "diving into sewer pipe" kinky shit.
I thought you were gonna have some kind of twist where she was cooking her tail for you
She's already gotten farther with the girls than he's ever willingly attempted
Of course not, I'd be fighting alongside her.
Even the fucking vikings used shields.
And they were all about dying in battle.
How long do you intend on writing the saga for?
Indefinitely I hope
Wasn't part of the mm translating team? Maybe he'll post it once the chapter gets released
>"Fuck it, I'll do surgery on myself."
Same advice as always; Use a decent word processor, learn from its suggestions and fuck doubts. Putting passion and consistency into anything will gravitate towards improvement.
I know! You shared that as your favorite hobby with that wigger kid, Tweener. Then you made him cellmates with the big hairy fucker. He stabbed that guy in the dick, man
I think I spend more time thinking about what my monster children would look like
Or if reality tragically ensues and my monster waifu and I cannot have a child
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING PAPERCLIP AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I CUT ALL YOU BITCHES!
Till it's done.
he coldn't do anything with Miia because of the law, and now he don't do anything with the girls because he need to choose only one
>lilim eating fast food
Welp, story just went full pleb. Also that husband is getting an extra large ペニスバン when they have アナルセクス tonight as punishment for his lustful gaze upon other women.
I'm as confused as you are anon.
The shark girl one was 2cute4me anon you should keep trying
You make it sound like Rachnee hasn't already won. She's aloof as shit, sure. But she and Smith have enough legs between the two of them to rock his world.
Lilim waifu confirmed next grill.
>and now he don't do anything with Miia because the rest will murder him
Mero will just be watching it happen and schlick to the Shakespearian-tier tragedy taking place as Darling is crushed and Miia proceeds to kill every motherfucker in the room and then committ sudoku.
Pls stop. Don't encourage me.
More like JoJo.
That'd be Elektra who is a antagonist and certainly not appearing in person anytime soon.
man, I really hope we get a Rachnee chapter soon, she really got screwed over in the date chapter
What if her husband wanted some chicken nuggets, and the Lilim just went in with him?
He just needs to train his body in preparation for the full moon, when they'll go full harem mode.
That's what the power of friendship and Descartes and the D are for.
>Rachnee saves Darling from Dullahan
>"Ara ara, honey~ Quite the luck you have with the ladies~"
This changes nothing. He's still getting fucked. Also, in the 5 minutes of the day that they are not fucking, she would probably just conjure him some nuggets or have them delivered to minimize time spent not fucking.
But anon, she got a toy.
Doesn't that make up for it?
Mero is learning, just give it time
>she really got screwed over in the date chapter
she now got a plaything, i don't think its so bad
after all that he had go through, i think he is more than ready to take care of the girls in heat
>You seem to be trying to cut bitches, would you like help with that?
Yeah, that'd be pretty horrifying. MS Word 2013 at least looks like pic related when you open explanation, which would be cool for people looking to improve and learn.
It can still be a bit stupid, goes overboard with wanting to change 're to the two-word form and I hate passive voice in particular, sometimes there's just no decent way to fix it, but still.
It's kind of depressing that Mero had built up being NTR'd as some kind of great thing, but realizes it's shit when she genuinely cares for Kurusu.
as great as that last page was, an actual DATE would have been nice
>conjure up nuggets
>not enjoying fresh, hot nuggets from a restaurant
It was glorious. Best scene with her in it.
Come on your shield, or with it.
I was feeling that my story might be sounding too monotone and thus refused to post it, but maybe it can be readable now.
But it was guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
I'm vaguely annoyed that the dragon girl is just a one off villain, but that's probably just me
Vikings who fell in battle would (if possible) be carried home ontop of their shields.
It was a sign of their bravery.
i hope she doesn't change her dramatic way but, at least she learns how shit being cheated is
>come on your shield
"NYEEEEELG!" You roar out, as your cum shoots out from your dick, and covers you shield in your thick cottage cheese.
I will eat you if you don't stop
Not gonna lie. I wil freak the fuck out at first but if she isn't hostile and doesn't try to eat me then I wouldn't mind.
Fine. Your shit sucked more dicks than a ryu that had her reverse scale rubbed.
Toss her a fish anon, you can always fish up a new fish.
She's as big as a car, there is now way she only weight 84kg
With those breast her human body must already weight a good 60kg
I'd probably freak out while also appreciating her tits.
With all the Lizardman talk recently, I tried my hand at it
More... give me more.
nice spoiler tag
Oh. Didn't know Vikings did that, but cool.
Please tell me you atleast know about the tradition where they put their fallen in boats together with their swords and set the boat on fire in the sea so that their spirit could freely go to Valhalla and do battle and party for eternity.
There was no greater honour for vikings than to die in battle, you can belive that.
Jokes on you, "dullahan" is actually Zombina playing a prank on Darling.
Damnit my picture was eaten
Yes, I know that much. Take their possessions to death and the afterlife.
Or I'm mixing that up with another culture who did something similar.
Now Darling we'd best hurry off to bed,
Or you might just happen to lose your head
I wonder if the dullahan couldn't be considered as a type of zombie?
>Implying Zombina could be this dead-eyed girl
You're thinking of Egypt
>It was common to leave gifts with the deceased. Both men and women received grave goods, even if the corpse was to be burnt on a pyre. A Norseman could also be buried with a loved one or house thrall, who were buried alive with the person, or in a funeral pyre
Vikings are metal as fuck.
Huh, Egyptians also used the boat thing?
I recall some Native Americans also had a similar thing in which the dead were sometimes set afloat and in the boat were tools/equipment to survive in the after life.
>Implying that it's Dullahan and not another party we don't know about.
No, they didnt do the boat thing.
A knight in shining armor has never had his metal tested.
>Life-like texture, right?
Also her expressions were far too heart-warming and nice. Like Darling can even make her dead heart beat again.
>I was made to pump you with this tail pussy
Goddamn, turn it off, Darling
I SAID TURN IT OFF
She better hope Miia doesnt find out.
>Ibn Fadlan account
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I'm excited for the Mantis most of all.
If you recall she kicked Miia and Rachnee's asses at the same time
>All those bitches
They're just jelly they don't have their own massive tios
smith is nowhere to be seen in this chapter
can smith be a dullahan?
The swag throttle is stuck at full.
Alternatively he's just that good.
We know who the girl is. Her name also starts with D. You get one more guess.
>Don't work like that
Or at least not outside anime-bullshit land
Would you suck off Darling?
That doesn't really make sense since we already know Smith's head is attached to her body, the Dullahan was wearing clothes that obscured the fact that her body is completely seperate from her head
He would have to be as fast as Souther to avoid being hit while wearing platemail.
>Implying Miia could beat Tio in a fight
One does not simply "turn it off".
darlin is a dullahan! it all makes sense, he wrote the letters in order to make the girls not want to marry him.
if i was turn into a alp i'd find him and do so
>confirmed for not knowing shit about Miia
She could crush a tank with her muscles.
Should I continue this, or was it complete and utter shit?
oh fuck i have never laughed so hard in my life at a picture
You. I like you.
Jesus what would it be like to get in bed with an oni.
>That big lacy bra.
>That embarrassment at the accidental display of public affection.
Tio will always be my favorite monmusu.
>Not doing it as your normal self
Ahh, but that would be if she could FIT around the tank without that 7 m of womanly tank smacking her shit sideways.
Miia's fucking hardcore man. She bent the metal frame of a bed like it was made out of your limp dick. That's way more impressive than busting through some dry wall
The only part of a man's armor that should be shining and free of scratches is the back.
But in a good way
I don't know about Miia, but I think Rachnee certainly could
A man's armor should be shining and free of scratches. The shield on the other hand...
Are we now pitting our waifus with heroic feats? I have a feeling that Suu is going to win.
>you will never suck Tio's horn
Yeah, thats how you BECOME an alp
the whole point of plate armor is to replace a shield so you can carry a more effective weapon
Yeah, no. A snake might be relatively strong, and Miia would be that much stronger because of her size, but Tio is an ogre, a mythical creature known for being ridiculously strong. She could wear Miia like a scarf and let Miia try to choke her out and not even care.
Manako's already doing a fine job with that.
Yeah but Suu can't touch water. Also !chemicals! bullshit shenanigans. You could throw anyone in their and watch em get super powers. Would probably turn Miia into some female Quetzalcoatl or some shit.
>you will never punch mia in the face multiple times until you can feel her skull cracking in your fists so you can then masturbate and cum on her brain
First monster girl fetish I ever had. Thanks Negima
In special fertilizer? I think that would just make Miia dirty.
>but Tio is an ogre, a mythical creature known for being ridiculously strong.
Ogres tend to be just beefed up humans.
Not only would Tio have lesser muscle density, she would also have far lesser control over it.
Miia can use her entire snakebody as a weapon to crush Tio.
Tio cant hope to match it.
Even if she tries to push Miia away with her arms, she will still be able to crush her entire abdomen, ribs and neck.
All at once.
Suu even has her own bath and gets dehydrated. What makes you think she can't touch water?
gettin' real tired of your shit kevin
>Miia becomes a goddess of thunder
This will make her yandere, without a doubt.
That fish looks like a penis.
It's alright, I'm not a fan of mercenary/gun shooting action type of stuff though so I wouldn't read it.
Jesus chirst kevin please
>Yeah but Suu can't touch water
It is large bodies of water that dilutes her, and running water that kills her.
You don't get it. Ogres are STRONG. Like, kill a platoon of knights strong. "Beefed up" is an understatement. She could squeeze through Miia's body with her hands if she wanted to.
Running water doesn't kill her, it just makes it nigh impossible for her body to keep its shape.
Life isn't worth living.
>You will never recite a magical spell which turns Miia into a regular snake, then put her in a cage and force her to watch you marry another girl.
You don't know SHIT about what you're talking about.
Is Tio old enough to drink?
I NEED to see drunk Tio
Shame about that fall he took. Weighing an extra few hundred pounds didn't help much either it seemed.
Does anybody have that gif of the ogre girl who makes, like, swords and shit?
She's like, a blacksmite, but instead of using a furnace, she just hits the metal so hard with a hammer that it reforms anyway, turning red hot in the process.
Ugh... yes. She is. All the MON girls are of legal drinking age.
What is this from?
>you will never capture an orc and label her as your personal fuck hole with burning hot iron-brands
>monster girls will never be real
>you will never make monster girls fictional again
Sigh, pick her up with a tissue, take her outside and release her back into my backyard.
The metal would shatter long before that.
Would you explore an arachne's lair?
Your soul just doesn't burn hot enough, anon.
Dark Souls Theatre.
>Raping an orc instead of the other way around
I like it
Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.
>You will never reform a succubus and teach her to be a lovely wife who cooks and cleans for you as well as taking care of your children, then at night the two of you hold hands while cuddling in the warmth of each other's embrace.
life sucks drop out.
>You will never force Centaurea to pull your wedding carriage, watching her quietly cry as you kiss your new wife.
>You will never then take a trip to the glue factory. And she doesn't get to come!
There's too much sex in that picture
Great use of quote
Tio is a fucking Oni, Nature's Havel the Rock.
>vastly overestimating Tio
>you will never fight against the Demon Lord alongside a traitorous succubus mage who has been sworn to chastity
relevant caption time
I gotcha bro
That's pushing it a tad. It would be nice to get her to lay off sex for more than five minutes by using your own sheer will and dominance. Advising the kids and make sure they choose handsome husbands would be nice too. But you marry a Succubus Lady and expect her to make your meals? Nigga you get that shit delivered by your imp bitch slaves. An then you eat it off your wife's lust enhanced body.
>not having faith
will there be forceful loving
>implying that I'm overestimating
She can kick our asses, but she cant compare to Miias speed, reflexes, flexibility, reach or strength.
>implying she won't fuck you after the war is over
>Orc tries to rape you, making bukii bukii~ noises as she bounces her fat ass up and down on top of your throbbing shaft
>Get fed up with her shit and through sheer force of will manage to make her come, over and over again
>Walk over to your forge and heat up a branding iron that reads "Cum Dumpster", branding her on the buttocks as her entourage look at you obediently
>You will never become known as The Legendary Fucksmith
>Who Bespoke Fucks
I was going to post about how stupid you sound, until I realized that I'm arguing about how a character that doesn't exist is stronger to another character that doesn't exist. So go ahead, believe whatever you want. It doesn't matter. They aren't real.
>you will never be a shota traveler who gets offered protection from monsters by a shotacon Dargon Girl warrior as an excuse
Not those fucking impossible captchas, anything but that moot !
Thou shalt not quote Oglaf without the accompanying pic.
Chastity is kinky as fuck.
Try dating a girl for three years that won't go beyond second base. You get tired of that shit real quick. You just need a cold dose of reality like Mero getting a taste of that real NTR.
You have NO idea how strong Oni are, do you?
>recruited by a goddess to go to another world to slay monster lord
>tagteam with salamander
Only 4059 words so far, but i should get some writing done tomorrow.
Maybe i should expand more on events so its not too short.
Question is, what kind of events would be interesting to deal with?
the fuck is second base
>Try dating a girl for three years that won't go beyond second base
Not with you.
Human spellsword partymember turns out to be a succubutt spy
Oh god shit that's funny. Where can I get these translated?
Yeah sure that's what she tells you while she's fucking the soldiers in the other tent
Something half of the people on this board have never had.
building up to being able to kick ass and take names, instead of being a liability to comrade salamander.
He means the never banged
Wow, sluts really don't do a THING for me.
I get more boners off other character talking about why they love their childhood friends more than this whole thing
Danbooru has a lot of theses but they're in moon runes. Anywhere I can find them in English?
A former hero who maintains his code and adopted a witch daughter is an enemy at some point
I've played baseball before
I've gotten homeruns
I fail to see what it means with women
Why would you date someone you don't bang? Isn't that the whole point of dating?
You give us too much credit.
Yeah, but they don't bang you on the FIRST DATE.
And if they do, get yo ass tested stat.
I'm glad I don't have to worry about STIs.
Ya'll be jelly of my imminent wizard powers.
I'll write this down.
Obviously, what do you take me for?
Here's all the ones I typeset back when I used to lurk on the Souls Generals of /vg/
>isnt that the whole point of dating
>1.2x move speed
>2.0x combat damage
>0.5x repair speed
Goddammit I hate mantis boarding parties.
>ornstein turned into a furry
now I want someone to write a cyoa about ftl but with monster girls with anon as our captain.
I'd read it.
Which monstergirl gives the best blowjobs?
>you will never take your exhausted orc fuckhole to town and tie her up as a public meat toilet for men to relieve their stress on
According to our test group: your waifu.
it would be even better if the writer livestreamed himself playing FTL and gave us the right to choose his weapons and how he interacts with the other character while also having imaginary relationships with our crew members.
But who could be entrusted with this task?
>You will never command Manticore to the weapons room
>You will never have your weapons room take a direct hit by a torpedo, causing fires and atmosphere loss, and asphyxiating Manticore because the doors won't open due to power loss
>You will never see her body tenderly float by in space
We don't have time for sex, we're being chased by an entire armada. No wonder you guys always lose.
darling just have a sewing kit in his back pocket..
this nigga is prepared for anything
>just sewing the hand back into place
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Is he Archer?
Its not like you can peddal to make the ship go faster.
I prefer to have my fish delivered.
darling love beam fire!
Do zombies really count as extraspecies? They're just humans with lots of stitches and a strong aroma of preservatives.
Thats adorable, what show is this?
Well if elves and cyclops count...
Blue Sub No.6 I think? It has been awhile.
Blue Submarine No.6
A four-part OVA
They don't end up together
Oh come on, they're just humans with pointy ears!
At least cyclops are usually depicted as ogrelike.
The only similarity between cyclops and ogres is how ugly they are
Ever read discworld faggot
I dont read shit.
You might need to be a bit more specific.
no one, they'd all fuck it up and we'd end up clutching our waifu's hand while the ship slowly tears to shreds into the infinite vastness of space "I love you!" you'll cry asshe slowly drifts away, she nods and tries to scream something at you but an oxygen line explodes and fire consumes your corpses which melt into dust together and fall into the atmosphere of a nearby planet. the light of your ship entering the atmosphere would call the attention of an indigenous species who would wander at the bright light which was once your ship.
True, but at least this implies a higher chance of getting laid before my ship burns up or runs into a colony of giant spider-ants.