Why haven't they kissed yet? What's stopping them?
Well, at least Bert's heterosexuality.
reiner wants da christa
bert is too shy
If it isn't Bert, it's got to be at least Reiner having the hots for Historia.
Not going to happen: Bert wants the Jew and Reiner ships them toghether.
It's not true, they don't ave the hots for Annie and Historia.
Also, forgot the image.
They almost did
The only question that matters is why haven't they canonically become traps yet?
>Staring at someone means you're in love with them
Reiner is delusional
>Reiner's face when he finds out his boyfriend is cheating on him.
Reiner discovered Bert's crush by staring at him, does that mean he loves him?
Still doesn't mean much, Reiner is a shipperfag.
reiner has special love smelling senses
he's basically a dog
So Armin loves Bert too.
>Reiner is delusional
And so are you.
I've wondered for a while, what do japanese fujoshits think of BR?
As a straight male, it's the only homo pairing I might agree with, but do girls feel the same?
Does that mean that he could tell Christa was into him?
The ones with taste ship it.
Are there many people who do, or are they like our landwhales who prefer the manlet?
I have no idea, all I know is that it used to be a popular pairing among fujos.
I hope you meant shit taste?
Because there is no way any ship with Bert is anything but horrible. Reiner would deserve better.
Do you even hear yourself m8.
>delusional faggot who forgets even his comrades for other people
>deserving anything better
Are you saying that shipping Levi/Eren is better?
They're meant for each other.
They're both outcasts, childhood friends, have anger issues and so many mental issues that no one else would be able to stand them.
Oh, and I forgot about the mass murdering part.
And also, they're best shingekis.
Fujos with taste ship Erwin/Levi
Then his comrades were not worth remembering if they are so easily to forget.
No. But neither is Bert/Reiner.
jean was heartbroken
>implying that Reiner isn't too busy planning how he in the most satisfactory way can get rid of that boring and annoying-ass beta pole of sweat, who he regrettably has been forced to be associated with during the past five years, once and for all when he gets the chance
What's with this gayshit?
Fujos with taste with not ship anyone at all, or will at least keep to actually stated/implied romance in the series.
Fujos with taste WILL NOT ship together two men who were both confirmed to be straight just because they are bros.
Now that's just retarded.
I'm neither a Bertfag or an Anniefag, but you're just projecting your hate on them.
Reiner forgot that they were murderers to cope with his own guilt, it was neither Annie's or Bert's fault.
You're contradicting yourself.
>confirmed to be straight
Why is Isayama such a homophobe? Why does he have to sink all the gay pairings? First BR, now Erwin.
Yes. And he actually did not forget his comrades - Annie and Bert, like the first anon implied. He just forgot that they were murderers. He does remember that they all are childhood friends.
Shit, all that love-hate relationship potential
No, I'm saying you either don't ship, or stick to implied romance in the canon.
He's not a homophobe if he has Ymir/Historia as the strongest pairing going on in the series.
It's just that people are misunderstanding the characters, so he just corrects them.
I was referring to Erwin/Levi.
Also, Bert was confirmed for straight too.
I was the happiest person when BR was sunk.
That's just like forgetting them though.
What's tying them together is that they're in this mission as a group from a young age.
If you forget that, there's nothing really left, because all their childhood involved the titan village.
He's a homophobe since he only does yuri and sinks all the implied yaooi pairings.
Fujoshi the term means fans of BL works. The whole point of being a fujoshi is to like BL couples.
I think /a/ really needs to learn what words mean before using them lately.
Also, Erwin/Levi was a thing only in delusional fujo minds.
Some fujoshi like it, it's less popular than anything with Levi though.
Also Mentaiko is into it.
It was never a real pairing in the first place. There was never a single thing that implied anything romantic between Bert and Reiner, it was delusion from the beginning.
>Also, Bert was confirmed for straight too.
That was just Reiner being delusional. He only based it on the fact that he stared at her. Bert could have stared for several reasons and not because he's necessarily in love with her.
So you're just a retarded husbandofag huh? Fuck off.
Homophobe means you don't do gay pairings, which includes both yaoi and yuri.
I mean what a fujo is, I am one. But being a fujo and doing crack ships are two distinct things.
Yeah right, that's why he saved his life like twice.
>Homophobe means you don't do gay pairings, which includes both yaoi and yuri.
You can be half homophobic, men are usually homphobic towards homosexual males and can tolerate their female counterparts.
At least in the manga he gets over it quickly.
I dread the Jean filler next season.
No. Their relationship is very destructive. Deep down they care for one another, because they are from same faction, know each other since childhood - co-dependency. But they do not listen to each other, Bert probably just lets Reiner do whatever he wants, and just piles all responsibilities on Reiner's back, so he would feel less guilty, because "he has no will of his own". Reiner prefers to hang out with other comrades too. There is too much poison between them, to actually consider them even being in healthy friendship.
>making characters straight is homophobic
Check your gay privilege scum.
He didn't denied it, and when Armin mentioned Annie being tortured, he lost his shit like never before, while Reiner was angry, but he still kept his cool.
I guess you're right, but that post said Isa is homophobic, so I assumed it meant homophobic in the general sense of the word.
How come Jean got over it so quickly? Was he not his lover?
Armin/Jean is still going strong.
>Jean screaming while trying to break Annie's crystal
This made me cringe so hard. Why did they do this?
>He didn't denied it
Because Reiner didn't give him a chance to and he was about to deny it.
You can even be "not homophobic" without having to put a homo pairing in your work. It's understandable that a man prefers a girlxgirl paring, that doesn't necessairly mean he's homophobic though.
Actually, Mentaiko by far prefers Reiner/Connie.
People like you are the worst.
Yeah, I'm glad that he's adding in subtle hints for Jean/Armin.
I do actually wonder who he would be bro-ier with, Bert or Berik. Berik seems more like someone he'd more naturally connect with (well, at least if you're gonna go from fan interpretations), while Bert is... well, Bert. Aside from the sweat, he doesn't really seem to be a particularly sociable person, while Reiner is way more outgoing.
It wouldn't surprise me if he from time to time regrets the fact that he had to end up with Bert on the mission of all people, sadly.
And you must be delusional fujoshit. Please go and stay go, filth.
If he's shooting down all the gay male pairings in favor for a girlxgirl one then I can understand why that anon would call him a homophobe.
That's why I like the dynamic of their relationship (not as a couple, I'm not a homo).
They put up with each other's bullshit, and if you ask me, it's a lot of bullshit, but in the end they manage to stay loyal to each other and protect each other when they need to.
It's complicated, but interesting.
Yeah I know, I think he must have a buzzcut fetish or something.
He was about to deny it in the usual anime kawaii uguu way, which means that he would just be confirming it even more.
Blushing is enough to confirm it, let's stop being delusional.
Armin/Jean is the only pairing which actually has a good chance of getting together at the end.
All the other pairings are very likely to die thanks to certain characters' death flags. Ymir, Eren, Bert, Annie, Levi, what have you, they can all die in the next arc(except Eren, if he dies, he dies at the end/becomes dormant).
Then explain that irrational outburst of wanting to kill everyone who touched Annie?
Bert's blush and his reaction to Armin later on proved that Reiner was correct. And they aren't strangers to each other, Reiner knows Bert well enough that things like that would be obvious to him.
He likes baldies as far as I know.
Bert is an introvert but I don't think he's unsociable. Well he seems more talkative in Reiner's presence at least.
Anyone would blush at being accused of liking someone.
That's because she's his comrade, it's only logical for him to react like that when he already thinks so lowly of humans.
So we can all agree that Erwin/Annie is canon?
>Implying there has even been a homo pairing to begin from
And no, BR doesn't count. It was never implied anywhere that one of the two had romantic feelings for the other one, so stop with this homophobe bullshit already.
Are you kidding? Armin/Jean doesn't stand a chance, nor do any of the other gay ships (aside from Yumikuri). It's nice to see them interact and become good friends though.
As much as I like the pairing, I really doubt it will happen.
There was never any gay male pairing to begin with. And Ymir was gay right from the start.
Eren/Mikasa needs to become a thing so that Jean will become heartbroken and then Armin can heal his wounds.
glad to see you haven't left us yet, had me worried the other day
>It was never implied anywhere that one of the two had romantic feelings for the other one
Reiner is confirmed gay and there's a high chance he's gay for Bert (which has been implied several times)
It' s called bromance, anon.
How the fuck did you come up with that name for Ymir/Historia(assuming that's what you're referring to).
If she was just his comrade, he would be shocked, but I don't think he would lash out like he did. Also explain all the stares he gives Annie then?
I thought that was the name used.
No I'm not, by the way how does it feel that Reiner likes Bert more than you?
Reiner didn't react in that way because you never know when he's in soldier mode, and the stares, well, that could have just simply been Bert being curious.
Annie was also Reiner's comrade, and yet, despite the fact that what Armin said got a reaction out of him, he didn't lost his shit like Bert.
Also, do I really need to point out that if an author has a character point out an unrequited romance, then it's that author's intention to bring it to the attention of the audience?
Reiner isn't confirmed gay. And no, that gag 4-koma does not count. It still is meant to be just a joke where everyone thinks he is gay, while only us readers (and Ymir) know that he actually lusts after Christa.
Then by pointing out that Reiner's gay does that also make him gay?
>Reiner is confirmed gay
>inb4 the wrong translation of his dialogue with Ymir
The conversation he had with Ymir in the tower, he agreed with her that he, indeed, was gay. And he was in his warrior mode at the time, unline when he acts hetero when he's in his soldier mode.
If you're referring to the BertxAnniefag, than I'm gonna have to disappoint, sadly. He'll probably return before not too long though. They always do.
Reiner was in a titan, he was pretty fucking obviously not in a soldier mode. He was already snapped out of soldier mode in a very harsh way.
And what would Bert be so curious about? Are you that desperate to believe he has no crush for Annie, when he very obviously does?
Ymir's name is spelled like "Yumiru" in japanese.
No he did not agree with her that he is gay. He agreed that he does look gay, but so does Ymir. They look like stereotypical gay people.
Not gonna change the ship name though.
And turns out Ymir really is gay, so Reiner also is.
He never agreed with her.
>I'm shocked, Reiner, you don't look like the kind of guy who's interested in women(speaking about his appearance)
>Ooh, and you don't look like the kind of woman who's interested in men(speaking about her appearance)
Where did he confirm he's an actual faggot?
I also tried to leave for a while because of my new job, but I just couldn't.
I can't stand /a/'s faggotry, but I always return, I just love you guys, no homo.
He said ''You too'' which means he agreed with her.
No. Isayama won't put two gay titans in shonen manga. Besides that's the joke, Ymir is actually gay, but Reiner just looks like one - he's easy to make fun off.
>this whole secondhand embarrassment of a thread
Tumblr pls go and stay go.
But what if being a shifter makes you gay?
>Eren's true love is Armin
They were speaking about their goddamn look, that's why he agreed. Also, Ymir showed to be jelly as fuck while Christa was healing Reiner's wounds. Why would she be jelly if Reiner confirmed her that he's gay? It's not like she was aware of his split personality yet.
Not in shonen manga.
Because she gets jelly of anyone, besides, Reiner's crush on Christa is just an illusion he created. His true self is gay.
I seriously hope you aren't implying that shonen can't have fag characters.
Is Levi dead yet?
Also this. Might be very exaggerated, because a joke special, but very implied that Ymir might have seen Reiner's dirty looks.
>inb4 10+ replies about Annie
I don't get what this fuss is all about.
Bert's love is pretty much the first time we got romantic feelings spelled out loud in the series, why are people still in denial?
We are not in denial of romantic feelings which were implied.
I for one, do not doubt that Ymir loves Historia, or that Jean is a victim of love at first sight of Mikasa, or that Mikasa dreams of feeding Eren her dick every night.
Yet, no character ever mentioned anything of there being any kind of romantic feelings before but we don't deny these feelings as facts.
And then Bert's feelings for Annie are spelled out loud and then confirmed by him going Eren-level angry, and people are still arguing he has the gay for Reiner?
Delusion at its best.
And it has been shown like zero times that he is attracted to a guy, while he constantly shows interest in women.
>Christa is shipping Reiner with Bert
Most gay characters in shounen are jokes/stereotypes.
It's funny how Christa doesn't notice Reiner staring at her, but she does notice how close Bert and Reiner are and even thinks they're gay
Not that many, no. And only implied.
T-Minus 2 weeks.
He's in love with Bert
Yes, she is very oblivious when it comes to people being attracted to her.
Are you retarded?
So, she believes that Bert and Reiner are an item because they're always together, but doesn't she realize that this is exactly what she also does with Ymir?
Hell, they even show it in official artworks, like the calendar and that one endcard. Well it's just stares but Reiner did say that Bert is always staring at Annie.
Name one gay character in shounen manga who isn't played for laughs.
You're full of shit. Stop pulling stuff out of your ass, please. Reiner doesn't act as someone who is in love with Bert at all.
Your mom from my bed.
They were probably already an item during their training days.
Why not use Ymir and Christa as examples since they're related to the thread anyway?
Please do tell me in which shounen manga there are at least three gay characters that are major characters and not jokes.
Most ruined manga by fujoshi, ever. Prove me wrong, you can't.
Kuroko was fujobait from the first chapter.
SnK was not fujobait until it got anime.
Probably that anon is speaking about gay males.
Well Reiner is played for laughs.
It doesn't have to be fujobait to have female fans.
All popular series with more than one male do apparently.
Was he confirmed gay in the manga or by the author?
Obviously I mean male characters.
And that is all we are going to get. You people call anon a retard because he said that there is no way all shifter characters would be gay.
Non canon gay.
>But it's implied!
Not an actual proof.
By the author.
Bon Clay and as >>100684063 said, they're major characters and their relationship isn't mere fanservice or just a joke.
Your dad from my bed.
It's still the most ruined by them. Don't you remember old SnK threads?
Yeah, it was just subtext between trap guy and his boyfriend!
Old SnK threads were pretty gay as well with all the BR in it.
I guess this qualifies, now that I think about it.
>not for laughs
He's not a joke character, but his sexual orientation is there as a joke.
One Piece in general uses Okama as a joke.
I do, but I understand that this is normal and don't complain about everything. You just have to either go with the flow and enjoy your stay on /a/, or complain and act like a faggot.
>Kuroko was fujobait from the first chapter.
No it wasn't.
I agree with you about SnK, though. Usually I can kind of understand the gay things fujoshi see in a series, but SnK has no gay subtext whatsoever.
What? Manga threads before the anime came out weren't gay at all. BR wasn't even a thing back then.
Oh my bad then
A lot of threads were about Mikasa's ass though.
I still have doubts for Reiner just because of his personality issues, but Bert's love is undeniable at this point.
I wouldn't also be surprised if Reiner is completely straight, but I wouldn't either be surprised if Bert is actually gay.
My point is, why get mad over a story not going as you would want it to?
Also, we should not come to conclusions about anything before the series ends, just speculations. You people are acting like you're sure that your deluded speculations are canon.
Which isn't much better.
I still don't think Mikasa actually loves Eren romantically. To me it seems more like she's very overprotective of him as a family.
Well, if you liked them, then why not make them again? I don't see any reason not to.
Yeah, in fact, Mikasa is just too shy to admit she's in love with Jean, right?
Mikasa's ass threads were fucking retarded because Mikasa's ass is a delusion. It doesn't exist. Lust after her abs if you want, but not an imaginary ass.
Speak for yourself, all that artwork was godsent.
I know this is sarcasm but I seriously hope you don't really think she's in love with Eren
what...what's it telling us?
I know this is bait, but I seriously hope you don't believe she isn't actually in love with Eren.
I wasn't going to make one or anything, just saying that it isn't forbidden.
If you want to complain about homoshit, then make a thread that isn't so.
Or a discussion thread if anything. Though this thread has some discussion going on despite the homoshit OP.
This. Her abs are a miracle of the universe, but the only canon dat ass is that of Eren.
>still in denial over something so obviously
I bet you also think denied that there was anything off with Ymir even after as she was about to transform into a titan at Utgardt.
I don't liked them. But it's not like I had something against them either. Besides Mikasa's ass is not that different from ReinerxBert, they both aren't canon.
>all that artwork was godsent.
People just reposted the same 15 or so drawings by Pandaniku. It got dull after a while.
Of course. Mikasa loves the Jean, she's just using Eren as a decoy.
And she isn't. I'm still skeptical about her so-called "feelings" for him. She acts just like an overprotective mom
It's called being a yandere.
Jean please. You can still get that delicious trap, you know.
What? Mikasa'a heart is just a little confused because she feels she owes Eren. It won't be long now.
>best shingeki ass
Yeah, the real answer to this has gotten so obvious at this point that I probably won't be needing a pic.
I honestly have no idea who is the obvious one here. I thought they all have their asses hidden by that uniform mini-skirt.
I mean, she obviously is an introvert. When Jean first confessed to her, she was jumping around out of happiness in her head, but she is not the kind of girl to show it.
And when Eren told Mikasa her hair is too long, she was reminded of Jean complimenting it, that's why she blushed.
And she only said she will cut it because she knew Jean was watching, and she was hoping Jean would intervene and tell her not to.
Mikasa is currently just using Eren as a tool to make Jean jealous and hopefully make a move.
She actually despises Eren deep down, but on the outside, she only treats him as family, that's why she is like an overprotective mom.
You best be joking, m8.
This doesn't happen when the ass is armored though.
I would've loved to see more of these two during their training days. They look like a dynamic pair
Needs a canon source.
And no, his titan form does not count - we're talking human asses here.
Jean please, enough internet for today
Petra's ass is canonically the biggest.
Everybody knows the horses have the best asses.
/mlp/ pls go
It's a little disturbing.
Shit, I didn't mean that. Pls no bully.
I've got best shingeki boobs sourced, if it counts for something.
This. I'm not a furryshit but I've always thought that horses asses are truly beautiful.
But Reiner probably does a lot of leg work, since they need strong legs for 3DMG, and with his mass I'd imagine he actually would have the best ass.
No they don't want your dick, check your privilege cisscum
I'll be back in a bit, just got some, uh, research to do
Why is he looking that way?
What the flying fuck.
But it's fanmade. Reiner does have the best boobs though.
Look at those underboobs
the same thing that stops Mikasa and Levi's love.
That guy is talking to him, and he just noticed that woman behind him, and he was stricken by pity or guilt?
That old lady probably warned them
ITT: Actual faggots
Hisoka isn't gay, he'd fuck anything as long as they're strong.
But anon, we already agreed Mikasa is in love with Jean. >>100685386
I think he needs to be drawn a bit more massive. But then again they draw Levi like anorexic, when he should be pretty buff too.
Because homosexuality is wrong
>Not being bisexual
So we can all agree that Bert/Annie is canon?
How does I Bertmode?
You're too late. >>100682440
I want to wreck Reiner's butt on Annie's and Bert's corpses.
Because Reiner want Armin
You're the cancer.
Cue screenshot of Reiner in weirdass missionary position after being beat up by Annie which I'm currently too lazy to look up.
ok, where an earth are people getting the info that Reiner is confirmed gay? even if it is from some spin-off or merchandise, I would like to know where the hell people are getting this from. I want him to be homo too but I haven't see anything in the actual manga or anime that would even hint at confirmed gay. Honestly I would only take something from the manga as absolute cannon confirmed.
if this is meant to be the proof, what does it even say in the spin-off pic?
also, ymir/christoria is actually the most canon pairing we've got so far. well it'd be better if they get reunited and christoria can reciprocate some feelings other than 'it's kind of mysterious etc.' I hope Ymir doesn't die before that. I could not handle that.
Sorry, the boner acted on it's own, I can't control it.
I don't get it, what's this picture from?
He has really nice thighs.
Reiner isn't confirmed gay. Misinformation.
Because Ymir is already dicking Historia.
Genetics and practice.
>we will never have Bert's build
Mostly the specials, 4koma and some merch. Though it'd most likely that he's bi rather than gay. Also, Historia is a turbodyke no doubt.
The anime except the last two episodes is canon, deal with it.
whoever made this picture has no fucking idea of anatomy
but where did the misinformation mix-up occur? if it's just that utgard scene with ymir...that's not enough to go on (I actually find that bit confusing, was Ymir just straight up saying 'Reiner, you look gay as hell'?)
It was mostly nust Ymir being jelly. She knows that Reiner's got a crush on Historia so she pokes fun at him by accusing him of looking gay.
Don't forget 22, which was 90% filler.
Or was that 21?
As anon here said >>100687004 it's firstly comes from that banter in Utgard, but then Isayama and his editors love to poke fun at him. That's why Reiner's birthday is on oppai/yaoi day, everyone in joke spin-offs think he is gay, and editor's draw lewd pics of him.
>She knows that Reiner's got a crush
She seemed rather surprised in the forest.
I think she just wanted Historia to give her some affection, that's why she got jelly and spilled some spaghetti.
Was Reiner traumatized by Annie during his childhood or something?
Where'd she seem surprised? She didn't even react at Reiner's comment about Historia being into him.
Is that pic confirmed to be from Isayama or his editor?
I mean, anyone could have drawn it, it's not detailed enough to compare artstyles.
>dat subpar art
No, she was aware before that, she seemed aware of it at Utgardt, when Historia was treating Reiner's arm.
well he does look like perfect bara material
It's from this twitter account.
The lines are too clean for Isa.
No, I think that just a couple of pages before that Reiner got Annie angry by telling her to remember what things were like when she first got there, and be serious about her training.
This really grinded her gears, for some reason. She must have seen some shit back home or something.
Why is he so lewd?
Great to have a confirmation though.
Maybe that's because she'd already realized that he was out of it
Wait, it's even on the mag's cover.
>Where'd she seem surprised?
When Reiner started talking about his promotion and Christa she looked surprised/shocked and said "Those are definitely not the words of a normal person"
I never saw that before. Jesus.
But that was before he mentioned Christa
That is... Sorta not cool.
But now we know now for sure that this is what Isa does in his spare time.
I mean, didn't we had that doujin going around a couple of months back from a new pixiv account that was later deleted?
That was unexpected.
No, she said that after he mentioned Christa.
I never noticed this before, for some reason.
Gotta love Mikasa's expressions.
But she was only commenting on his weird behavior.
It was deleted?
I missed that.
Holy fuck, I go away for a week and so much happens, but when I return you people are not talking about it anymore.
Everyone was shocked about Reiner suddenly talking like that fight on the wall never happened. Got nothing to do with Christa specifically.
Reiner probably reminded her of her dad insisting she train, probably gave her bad feels
Well, it's sorta old news by now, so why keep talking about it?
If you need a fap, it's still on sad panda, but the actual account was deleted immediately after we found the source of the doujin.
Also, what makes it kind of suspicious is that at first, pictures of this doujin were leaked on 2ch a few days before the date it was uploaded on pixiv.
I knew about the doujin, I didn't know that the account was deleted.
Yeah, that's pretty suspicious, but it might have been because the artist wanted to look suspicious.
He did a great job at confusing people though.
It could have fooled me, actually, if only he would have taken off Mikasa's top.
The fact that he chose to keep her shirt on like so many doujin artists do in order to hide Mikasa's abs, gave it away.
Isayama likes abs, and he doesn't shy away from drawing Mikasa with them, but this artist proved himself to be yet another of those people who always try to hide Mikasa's abs like some sort of sin.
Oh, that, and he kept Mikasa's scarf indoors, while Isayama always draws her without her scarf when she's inside.
That's not really enough to prove that it's not him though (I don't believe it's him, just saying).
It was a romantic moment, the scarf was fitting there, and the abs shot wasn't necessary either.
Mikasa has abs, but Isayama puts them in the spotlight as a joke.
If he had to draw her casually, she would have visible abs, but not enough to be the spotlight.
You may have a point about the scarf, but still, Mikasa was naked except for her top. He could have drawn her naked, and not put the spotlight on her stomach(I don't think he did anyway) but he chose to keep her shirt on, like almost every other H doujin out there. That is a sign of having something against girls having healthy abs, which Isayama, as an abs lover, would resent.
so erwin is a titan right
We need a translatorfag
Is he the monkey titan?
ITT: fags, fags and FAGS
jesus christ i don't even think isayama knows
We should write him a letter.
We inform yourselves of identity MT. Erwin is.
Love and abs, western fans.
I love it, send it on his blog.
I'm not sure if I can get the awkwardness of the across in Japanese since I can't moon.
Any moonfags around to say if Google translate gets it across?
That's in Chinese.
Sent it as it was, it will be funnier if it is the only comment in english.
Looked at his blog just now after months.
Why is he such a fujo bait?
He looks hungry.
No, he looks like his waist is the real life version of that BD cover of Levi we saw a couple of days back.
That being said, his face looks a lot more meaty now. It used to be so bony.
Levi is supposed to be pretty buff though, disregarding how the anime team keeps drawing him.
Isayama looks ready to fall apart.
Well, yeah, but he used to be a lot worse last year or so. I think he has some sort of eating disorder, since he mentioned something like he would forget to eat for days at a time or something like that.
He seems anorexic, and judging from his job and the things he watches and listens, his life seems pretty depressing.
He's actually looked a lot healthier over time, in his build and complexion.
So this is something Isayama drew? What the fuck...
How old is he? There are uni students here that look just like him...
I've seen all I wanted to see.
I can now die happy.
>not Bert fugging Annie
YOU HAD ONE JOB
It's a crossover of the two authors, each with his own kickass abs girl, genius.
I wonder how Bert smells like?
Sweat, awful sweat.
Roses and cinnamon.
Sweat of course.
I bet he has awful B.O.
>tfw you will never take a bath with loli Mikasa
I bet his swamp nuts smell right gnarly
Fuck Jean seriously she dont like you bro
And this is the second lowest we ever went.
First place goes to chess pieces and movement discussion.
She only obsesses over Eren because he is the last of her family.
Prove me wrong.
There was nothing wrong with the chess discussion.
The lowest we've fallen is the thorough discussion of female shingeki's periods.
We should send his this:
>Eren and company finally reach the basement.
>Eren has no strength left to turn titanBecause he's a bitch ass nigga.
>Levi the Heichog is fighting titans at the door.
>At this point Erwin has had all of his limbs chomped off (BlackKnightmode engaged).
>Erwin stumps his way over to a vial of titan serum.
>He regrows his limbs.
>We shifter now.
>Suddenly all the titans stop attacking.
>Fuck all kinds of duck... Monkey Trouble is here.
>Erwin and Eren walk up to him.
>Erwin: "Eren, let me handle this"
>Eren: "But you've never transformed before! Who knows what could happen."
>Erwin: "We'll just wait and see."
>Erwin bites his thumb off.
>Erwin don't bite into his thumb like Eren. That's pussy shit right there.
>Erwin becomes the Handsome titan.
>20 meters tall, long flowing beard, perfect adonis figure, and shades.
>All the lady titans are subdued by their orgasms.
>Handsome titan walks up to Simian Sufferings.
>Shakes his finger in MT's face and gives him a stern talking to.
>Ape Apprehensions sees the error of his ways, and.
>Commits sudoku by cutting his own nape.
>Threat of titans is extinguished.
>Humanity expands across the earth once more under the banner of Erwin the Great.
>Erwin becomes the god emperor of mankind.
>Erwin is love, Erwin is life.
She blushed when someone mentions him as a boyfriend
How about our discussion about their hymen being worn off by horse riding or speculating if Annie's hymen would forever regenerate?
She wants to have sex with Eren and have his quarter Asian babies. Proof you ask? She was saved by the angry little fucker when she was like 7 and in that moment her girlishness was critically hit by Eren's brazen heroics. This caused her to fall in love with him in that moment and her love for him only intensified when it was revealed he's the last best hope for saving humanity.
She was actually very offended by that remark, that's why she was so quick to fix the misunderstanding by saying they're just family.
She was thinking that if she had a boyfriend, it would be really nice if it would be Jean, and she couldn't help but blush.
>Annie's regenerating hymen
I didn't need to remember that. Wasn't that paired with the discussion about whether or not rape would let her transform?
Holy shit Jean, you can read minds?
You are this delusional.
She would be purely revolted and disgusted by the thought of anyone else other than Jean touching her, let alone have their babies.
She would find the prospect of sleeping with someone she sees as a her baby that needs to be protected downright vomit-inducing.
Oh and they were both 9 when he saved her.
The only not shit shingeki ending possible.
>the discussion about whether or not rape would let her transform
Oh yes, I remember that too. I think they were part of the same discussion, yes.
And I think the /a/nons reached the agreement that as long as she isn't properly hurt, simply breaking off her hymen and raping her wouldn't normally be considered a 'wound'.
>A second loli Mikasa that smiles, laughs and warm towards her daddy
The only problem with this, is Eren only has a boner for Titan Murder. Mikasa only tried to hard to become the best so she could get Eren off by watching her kill them. Unfortunately, Eren has moved to the point in his kink where he has to do it himself.
I'd think he'd smell like an oily coconut.
That, and he will go for the Hero's Ultimate Sacrifice at the end of it.
Mikasa is gonna be a heartbroken widow before she even gets married. That's when Jean comes in to heal her heart!
Would you let Erwin cavity search you?
>snk will never have a happy ending with Mikasa being Erens qt husbando.
>implying Mikasa wouldn't become a cute, affectionate yandere waifu that would always be concerned if Eren had enough to eat.
Only if he uses his penis.
I want to believe
Is that for real or doujin?
We assume it's a doujin just so we won't get too optimistic.
On sadpanda it's /s/bc758db450/659787-11
Best lewd expression ever.
People will project homosexual relationships at anything even remotely odd.
Hell, just look at Jesus and John.
Because anally is too unhygienic.
And Thomas. Just Thomas.
I always find it unfunny when they rely too much on 'funny voices' in parodies. And this has too much of it.
Lanipator is the only good person in this team
>listening to anything with Naruto Abridged guy
It really is, unless you make a point of emptying it first. And that process of emptying it is not particularly hygienic either.
It's gross no matter how you look at it.
Unless it's between Armin and Jean, then it's clean and pure.
I like the other one better
... what is she pulling onto?
Is that supposed to be a tongue?
Tell us more, anon.
Its from Pastor Nicks POV
Google 'how do you prepare for gay sex' or something like that.
If you're lucky, you'll find some very long videos of people explaining in detail how to go about it and such.
The miracle of technology.
All you need is lube and some ass play you dont need google for that
oh and an edema beforehand of course
You're clearly uninformed and your ignorance will cost you if you go ahead and do it without an enema first. Shit and smell of farts everywhere.
I added this also
So much this.
A friend that is a girl wants to try it more than I do.
Most of my nope.
>having the chance to score with a girl
>turning it down
Anon, just tell her to get a fucking enema and go for it. We're not the kind of people that can afford to be picky.
For anal the receiver needs to do an edema beforehand to flush out the shit or else when you will have shit on your dick when you pull out
no, my little miseducated anon, I don't think edema is the word you are searching for.
Ha I need to go to bed
kyojin mancrush thread
Sleep tight my little anon.
Oh and a goodnight to you Commander
Crossing my fingers for a sexy wet dream about you tonight
If you had the opportunity to prevent one character's death(which already happened), which one would it be and why?
maybe she's already ded we just don't know
Nanaba because I love her. ;_;
Was Nanaba confirmed female officially?
No, Isayama says you can interpret them however you want.
That is just for Hanji, and that was only because someone asked for her gender while openly insulting his art, saying he/she can't tell what gender Hanji is because of the shitty art.
That doesn't means you can interpret all characters any way you like.
B-but Levi's anal passage would be immaculately clean.
No, he would keep it dirty on purpose. That's his fetish, we learned it in the last chapter.
I come back and see you guys talking about snal gay sex? These threads have gone places.
I misread it as 'snail' for a moment.
Shut up and say something related to the series.
Answer this, for instance >>100703782
His death was just so cruel. Getting questioned when he's too terrified to answer and then 'oh so he could talk' are the last words he hears. Just so wrong man.
Really makes you wonder what's in store for Connie and Sasha.
Isayama only kept Sasha for longer cause he wanted her death to have a bigger impact on the audience, so I expect something really awful for her way out.
MT will turn Sasha into a titan when they run into him again and either she will kill Connie or Connie will kill her
>Connie having to kill Sasha
That would be... truly heartbreaking.
Like Elc killing Mariel. Oh god, I'm getting shivers just thinking about it. Isayama couldn't be that cruel, right?
Can I choose two? In that case I'd choose Petra and Auruo because OTP.
>not shiping Petra with Levi
Why would you ship her despite her feelings for Levi?
I cant be the only one who listens to SOTC while reading.
Because I don't think Levi could ever love her romantically, and I liked the dynamic between her and Auruo much better.
I don't listen to music since it can be distracting and it can actually ruin the mood if it doesn't suits the atmosphere right.
For example, I can't listen to that kind of music while reading chapter 52, since I would like something moderatto, while at the beginning of chapter 53 I'd want something allegro, and as it moves towards the middle of the chapter, I'd want something allegretto? And then going down to moderatto during Erwin's talk with Nile, a dark allegro during the townspeople starting to talk to the squad, and then allegrissimo when the carriage is coming that culminates when the cult guys kidnap Armin and Jean. Finally, I'd want it to go down to a moderatto again when the guys are waiting outside the building.
And because I don't know any songs like that, especially not that will fit my reading pace exactly, it's better to read without music.
Petra > Levi felt more like a teenage girl admiring her idol while Auruo > Petra felt more real, especially considering their final moments.
I'm so glad that drawfag ships best pairing
I see your point. In my case I found "the opened way" particularly suited the 10 or so panels in that particular chapter. Like you said however, I paused it during the quiet scenes in the following chapter.
to each his own.
I know that feeling, I will never have enough of it.
It's a shame that none of her doujins are translated yet.
some of them are
Sauce. I demand it.
Also, any translations of this one?
I found the whole set on tumblr
There is sauce at the bottom of pic related
Great to know... Thanks, time for me to dive into fujo territory at last. I hope to return back alive.
People who ship MIkasa and Eren have 0 imagination.
I wish Eren would die.
Yeah, people should ship Mikasa with Pixie and Eren with Sakura from Naruto. It's a lot more creative, right?
I don't ship the pairing but I always think you should let people ship whatever they want as long as they don't go being all annoying about it.
>mfw faggots used to ship Eren and the jew
>tfw some still do
There's this one guy on Mangafox who ships them hard, and he's 100% convinced that it's gonna happen.
I've seen those screencaps, should have abandoned that ship after chapter 50
I know which one you mean. The guy who keeps going on that the only reason Isa denied any feelings between them is just to confuse the readers and whatnot, right?
That has nothing to do with lacking imagination.
Yes that one.
You should read his posts.
Someone shoud redo those scans with the tankobon.
More like Isayama has 0 imagination by putting the two mains together.
I honestly don't understand the patience of the other users who write several paragraphs in response when trying to argue with him.
And his level of delusion goes beyond anything I've seen before. It's like /a/'s Jean here >>100685386
>implying Mikasa isn't a main for that very purpose
u fookin wot m8
>exclusive crossover anime goods.
Worst thing in existence. Ever.
I honestly don't understand either. He even commented in one of his posts that he doesn't like proving people wrong.
>Eren knows he has feelings for her and Annie for him
I lost it right there.
Whomever can make it past the 4th paragraph while slowly digesting this information is a hero.
Oh god no
How can anybody be this delusional?
>monogatari girls wearing the SnK uniform
>SnK girls wearing monogatari highschool uniform
>Levi and Arararararagi trading clothes.
This is going to sell a lot.
>Annie tried to kidnap Eren because she thought that the Survey Corps may turn on him once all the titans in the world are dead, so she wanted to protect him.
Oh wow. It's like the only plot of this series revolves around Eren and Annie's impossible love drama.
are you me?
He says that he ships Eren and Annie because of their love drama. And that he would have shipped Ymir and Historia if it wasn't so gay.
My fucking sides
>he would have shipped Ymir and Historia if it wasn't so gay
>shipping Eren and Annie because of their love drama
>Eren and Annie sunk by author itself
Shit, you kind of make me want to make an account just to flood his inbox with ErenxMikasa pictures. And throw in a few ErenxLevi, just for good measure.
People like him make it so tempting to be mean.
Well, Mangafox is down for me at the moment. But if I could I would link you to his posts, he's made like 7 so far, and this >>100711745 was only his first post.
>a life of a life
That sentence certainly struck a string at Reiner's heart.
It's like his mind is completely devoid of thought.
>that ugly Bertcat on twitter
I wonder how this started.
It's so cute, I want one.
>I'm a soldier. I'm a strong and proud soldier. I'll kill all the titans and save humanity. Christa is totally into me. I'm a soldier.
stop messing about and help me with the washing up you lazy cunt
only joking, loli mikasa clone is adorable
loli mikasa is herself even more adorable
What if their seual organs don't regenerate since they don't have them as titans in the first place?
resurrect mina immediately
This website is a gold mine. I took the liberty to underline the main line of argument, or whatever resembles it, but feel free to read every single precious word of it.
Also, the stuff in pink is pure gold, the kind of stuff you would rarely find nowadays, especially to this extent.
This stuff is ridiculus. I can't even tell if he's being serious or just trolling.
>I'm going to leave YOU ALL with this quote, that I'd like you all to carefully think about...
I lost it like I rarely do.
The anons at the time meant it as the way shifters regenerate while in their human form. Like Eren did with his face in the last chapter.
>quote from Assasin's Creed
It's a fanart/comic posted on Pixiv, not a doujin. I don't know why people are saying the account was deleted. It's still up.
>the criteria of relationships
>quote from Assassin's Creed
>The author lied in the interview
Sides in orbit
Ah, yeah, the account is still up, it's just that the doujin itself was deleted.
I like seal Bert better.
The entire comic is still there on pixiv. The reason why it was leaked before it was uploaded was because he/she put it on twitter or facebook first (it's on the file for the preview)
>Ymir as Kaiki
No, it was taken a while ago down from pixiv. Now that account has been purged, and no traces have been left.
I don't understand what you're talking about...it's right there smack in the front. There are only two submissions in the gallery, the full thing is in the 2nd one. I can see it and even fave it if I want, what are you looking at
It's still there, and the upload dates are in December. I don't think they were ever taken down.
are you suggesting this account isn't the real artist?
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
I wasn't logged in and the works don't appear to guests.
It couldn't have been Isayama. The fanartist drew Eren without nippels while it was shown in the most recent chapter that Eren does have nipples.
Hiding Mikasa's glorious abs under her shirt and keeping her scarf indoors is what gave it away for me, but to each their own, right?
I guess we all pay attention to different... details?
Speaking of doujins, we're never gonna see this translated, are we?
It's not as hot as the other one, but it wins by default since it has loli Mikasa.
>BUT, she could have kissed him on the cheek, not only on his lips...
Right. If she was reaching for a kiss, she was planning to reach for a chaste kiss on the cheek between brothers. Not even between a brother and his imouto. Between two brothers.
Some people are really desperate. Is this the only thing they care about? Makes me wonder why they even read it.
The milking never ends.
>why would Annie ask Eren to take notice of her body
What kind of name is this?a
The new characters look like shit.
The name of a piece of fish.
>implying there is any character who looks okay
>Eren, Mikasa and Levi
Really makes you wonder why the fuck they didn't just straight out made Levi the narrator.
Yeah, once again.
There is also BRA in their titan form
Out of all the titans, Annie is the only one that looks remotely scary.
The others are just odd dolls.
>Not pandering to my fujoshit abnormality is homphobia!
Wow. Just wow.
If the game is about killing Titans, than the exclusion of Armin kinda makes sense, actually. He did get a 0 in combat skills after all.
Everything is fujobait. Because fujoshits are delusional and insane.
I mean look, even DBZ is popular among fujoshits. Fucking DBZ. they are so delusional that they'll find some gayness anywhere.
I don't find DBZ that surprising. Every episode is filled with a bunch of muscly dudes getting their clothes torn and screaming at other.
>implying DBZ isn't gay as fuck
It's not Isayama's fault, if shipperfags are delusional.
Why are you replying to a post from yesterday?
I've gotta say genderbent Reiner is pretty fucking... well cute isn't the word. Fuckable.
>Eren sees Mikasa as one of his guy friends
>Mikasa acts more like a brother than like a sister
>Eren always freezes up when he sees Annie's body
>Playing Call your Name during Eren and Annie's fight means that there's romance implied
>Annie told Eren to treat her like a woman; to have sex with her
All of my..
>since they need strong legs for 3DMG
Big legs would be a hindrance to their maneuvering, actually.
It's good but it doesn't beats >>100714737
>going to leave you all with this quote, that I want you all to think about
Sounds like something a pastor would say at the end of a sermon.
The hell at Armin not only getting replaced by manlet, but fish fillet too? Jesus christ.
This. Instead, I would assume they need really strong arms and hips.
>Annie 4 stars
>Armin 5 stars
>Mina 3 stars
This nigga is mad
Legs seem to be important to use the 3DGM.
Do you have the Eren/Annie drawing he made?
I don't unfortunately, I just found these on google's cache of mangafox.
You can't access it live since they're down.
You should change the writing and make it say something like 'Perfect waifu, 5/5 stars'.
I see, ir's also down for me.
So is Grappler Baki, where's the shipping?
>implying you're not corrupted bymodern western media and see gayness where none exists
Real talk, son.
Because I can.
>implying you're not corrupted bymodern western media and see gayness where none exists
You're right, I even ship anons together. I'm ashamed of myself.
I ship you two together.
You're just tsundere for each other.
It's like circus acrobatics. Not much legs there. Isometric endurance at best.
B...but I'm Kuudere. I just hate fujoshits.
As long as you guys don't start shipping people in real life.
>implying we don't do it on a regular basis already.
Actually, I started shipping people together before I even started reading the manga, I just looked at the official art and started making ships based on that.
LevixRico ErwinxSasha are best ships.
These were actually more fun than the long abridged version.
Also, the fact that nobody taught Eren the birds and bees might really be the reason behind his violent inclinations, no doubt.