>gonna singlehandedly destroy /a/ today
Who's the better waifu, Rei or Asuka?
>inb4 "what about mari"
That's like saying "Dr. Pepper" when someone asks you if you like coke or pepsi more- it sounds autistic even if it is the drink of choice.
>I don't want to see just one or the other, I want some reasons, /a/. If this turns into a big enough shitstorm I'll finally watch Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Pepsi tastes like fucking shit, but Asuka is the best girl. I'm conflicted.
Depends. Who is Coke? The originator? The GOAT? I pick that.
haven't even watched it and it is rei
>Either you're not an Amerifat or you don't drink that much soda.
Soda is shit. Drink some juice.
>implying Doku Peppa isn't the master race of drinks
>not experiencing the ultimate intellecutal experience
>Red and blue
Come on bro it's not that hard.
Both of them are shit, I rather have far cheaper and better tasting local cola.
Outside of that, well it depends. Both are pretty decent but for different situations.
So the Redhead is Coke? I choose her. I'd rather have water, though.
Asuka is the best girl, and like you I hate regular pepsi. However, pepsi throwback is pretty nice.
Asuka confirmed for best girl.
Drink water or tea, everything else has far too much sugar.
>mixing a jack and water
I mean I guess you could do that. But why would you?
What's Shinji then? RC Cola?
If you like pepsi throwback, you like Rei I, or Yui.
I do not drink soda.
The Mt Dew flavor that looks like cum.
I don't drink soda. If given the choice for Coke or Pepsi, I'd pick Coke.
Shinji's probably something that's diet and caffeine free.
The characters of Evangelion, much like all sodas, are all shit. That's kind of the point of the show.
That being said, Blue
Can't handle a strong women Anon?
Let me guess, it also has zero taste, doesn't it?
But Ramiel-tan is the strongest!
Juice is actually quite bad for you. In fact, in some cases, 100% juice is worse for you than carbonated sugar water.
Fructose is actually one of the worst forms of sugar for your body. It's no problem in fruits, but separated from the natural fibers whole fruits provide and concentrated in mass in drink, it can wreck havoc on your body. Not to mention many juices are highly acidic and tear away at your teeth.
I was floored by this at first, too, and recommend you do your own research. This article is a nice place to start:
In my opinion, humans should stick to water, green tea, and milk.
So strong she's a 10 on the Mohs scale.
Milk is terrible for you too.
Fuck, if everything's terrible, let's just drink air.
It has a taste, but not precisely a good one.
Nope, airborne pathogens can still enter through your airways.
Water is bad for you. Could drown yourself. Milk is bad as well, too much will give you kidney stones. Even tea causes brittle bones and the loss of teeth.
Moderation is the key for everything.
Did you know that people who breath have 100% higher chance of getting cancer than people who don't?
Drink alkaline water.
Milk is bad because it's basically fatty sugar water and loaded with estrogen and other hormones. I do like almond milk, but the only time I have it is with cereal.
Dude. cereal is terrible for you. The factories that make that shit have a chance of letting mites and insects into the process. You could literally be eating fire ants, anon. Have fun in the ER
Fire ants are just pre-spiced bits of protein.
No packaging process is 100% foolproof, but yes even without insects and shit cereal is basically just sugar. The fire ants probably have more nutritional value than the cereal does.
>not starting your day with oat porridge
I'm not a fucking serf.
So, from this thread, we can determine that the only safe thing to drink is the raw blood of a virgin?
Nope, blood has too much iron. It's far from safe.
She might have aids.
Only if her parents do.
Why doesn't Misato have a beer belly?
This thread in a nutshell.
Or of someone put a needle with aids on seats in a cinema and she sat on it.
you can also drink destilled water i would guess
Fuck it, being dead is the only safest option.
Asuka, Rei, Coke, Pepsi. They're all shit taste.
Distilled water will fuck up your digestive track. I have no idea why.
what kind of soda is Gendo?
I wouldn't be surprised if we consider him Rum and Coke or something.
Gendo is the drink of depression: Vodka.
What the fuck is Ausuka, Rei, Coke and Pepsi? We're discussing nutrition, faggot.
That's because it is filled with harmful dihydrogen monoxide.
Gendo is Moxie. Nobody loves him.
Distilled water is shit.
Your body needs electrolytes, man.
Who would root beer be?
I don't think there's anyone sweet enough in Evangelion. But I like root beer.
That would be Mari I guess.
>That's because it is filled with harmful dihydrogen monoxide.
That stuff is realy harmfull. But i heard dioxygen is even worse
>implying Kaworu wouldn't be like drinking antiseptic
I'm fucking amazed none of you has made any reference to Tang.
Maya Ibuki for best gf
fuck your emotional(ly unstable) bullshit
Maybe she has some issues over Ritsuko already having plenty of pussy.
She's a lesbian so she has one issue, your penis.
>Wanting a lesbian
Shinji is barely carbonated club soda, aka water.
he looks like he's doing the nene
that was one for my homies in Atlanta
Coke is best girl
Milk in moderation, juice never. Milk has upsides and downsides. Juice is mostly downsides.
i-is semen okay?
Why did they change her name to "Shinikami Langley" ? Was "Langley Soryu" not Japanese enough for them or something?
Arbitrary ship naming conventions. New EVA means a new era, so the main girls all got renamed to post WWII era warships.
Rei is pepsi because they're both blue and she is second best.
Asuka is Coke because both are red and she is best/winning girl.
Mari is some off brand shit that came out later one that no one but a few idiots care about. Dr. fizz maybe.
Never: Juice, Soft Drinks
Sometimes: Milk, Tea.
Always, and probably more often than you are currently: Water
What about some good old homemade moonshine?
>Mari = Dr. Pepper
But, I don't understand... Dr. Pepper has flavour.
They're named after cold-war era ships, while in the original series they were all named after IJN vessels
its symbolic yo
Also, to answer your question.
It's a common misconception that the blood of raw virgins is good for your health. The blood of prepubescent girls IS healthy, and full of growth hormone (HGH) that will restore your youth and give you supernatural abilities. The blood of adult women (regardless of virginity) is not only not healthy, but can actually be bad for you.
Wow. Your taste is fucking horrid
Pepsi and Teh Rei for life
Thanks. Such symbolic!
Sometimes. But to be serious moonshine largely consists of alcohol, which is one of the only macronutrient (as opposed to fat, carbs and protein) that possess virtually no health benefit and could be considered "worthless calories" --in addition to carrying a variety of other health risks.
Yeah, Dr. Pepper is great. Mari needs to get the fuck out of Unit 02 before I go beast mode on her. And not in a good way. Never in a good way.
What is Kaworu?
Official /a/ best (Evangelion) girl poll
> Asuka crushing the competition
Seems like /a/ has some good taste.
Coke & Rei
Coke because Pepsi tastes like plastic and Rei because Asuka is a self-centric bitch. Having a fucked up past doesn't even matter on that one, she had no reason to be such an asshole towards practically everyone the whole time.
Coke > pepsi > diet pepsi > diet coke
misato > rei > asuka > shit tier > everyone else
That's not even a real question... Rei hands down faggot... Asuka is a cunt, and she is german... Never again am I dating a fucking german.
your poll is shit.
So, I heard you like boobs.
Coke and Pepsi is the same shit.
Mari is most definitely best girl.
But if I had to waifu it would be Midori from Shoujo Tsubaki out of pity...
An image like that makes me think Eva might not be so bad as a generic giant robot show. If only for a little while.
Kaworu is milk because he makes your boners strong and hard.
Strawberry Fanta suits him better.
I wonder what Kaworu's blood tastes like.
salty milk and coins
He's more like a Ketchup bottle, you squeeze it and red stuff come out from the top
Why does this turn me on.
And Rei would be more like Yakult, since it comes with spares
Asuka, because Rei is too reserved for me.
And fuck you Dr Pepper doesnt need to confide to your either or scenarios. Dr Pepper ascends beyond the laws of man.
>you squeeze it and red stuff come out from the top
Did I just read no Dr. Pepper? Fuck you OP, that is better than both cokes and just so happens it's Mari that is Dr.P.
> liking dr. pepper
> liking mari
get the fuck out
Nah, Mari's like Mtn Dew since she's XTREME. Dr. Pepper's a nice vanilla girl like Hikari.
but what about the only good girl in eva misato?
who the fuck is rei? she ain't canon so she doesnt exist.
you mean Mari right?
I like Rei, but prefer Coke.
Everyone in this thread a shit.
Would Asuka be coffee and Rei tea then?
That seems very appropiate, so we got:
But what about best Maya girl?
Mari would probably be some kind of espresso drink that's not just regular coffee.
I don't even like her but goddamn Chamaro does something to me I can't describe.
kaworu and shinji in 3.0: a visual representation
We'd have to figure out what Ritsuko is aside from bad perfume and cigarettes and then make her a milder version of that.
something only really lonely women drink, like canned cocktails
She's lovely but I don't know, She's quite nice and nontoxic so maybe cool natural water?
I don't know what do you think?
that'd make maya a wine cooler. Or Smirnoff Ice or a mike's hard lemonade.
wine coolers sound about right
I don't know about canned, but Ritsuko is certainly a cocktail.
If Rei is Tea, would Q be an herbal infusion? After all there are people who think they're the same thing.
Well, I mean all real tea is camellia sinensis. If you think about it, it's like derivative rei clones everywhere. Q's more like a fruit flavored tea. It's still tea, just not the tea we know and love.
That's my point, there are different varieties of tea, but they have in common the camellia sinensis 'soul'. Infusions don't.
I was under the impression Q is still a Rei clone. Herbal infusion would be Mana or something like that because she's as far off the ranch as we get.
Also is Hikari Sunny Delight?
Still a rei clone with a soul that is.
Mana is those knockoff soda brands
It's her pretty face. Imagine the sensual glans licking.
Ooh, ooh, and this chick that no one remembers.
No Q is a Yui clone the same way that Rei is, so they're brewed the same way but one has tea leaves, the other one doesn't. But the metaphor is getting too stretched so I'll leave it here.
>tfw masturbate to Misato everyday
10/10 would love tenderly, cuddle afterwards, and talk about hopes and dreams with.
What would the difference be between Shikinami and Sorhyu?
Shikinami is dog shit.
Soryu is whatever heaven would taste like.
Shinkinami would be Instant Coffee, not as much of a nuisance to deal with but not much character either.
I think this is our candidate for Crystal Pepsi.
I wonder if in NGE she died at the Nevada incident.
We'll never get a word of god about it, so speculate away.
On the flip side of that, if Rei is Tea, what's Yui?
Rei x Asuka
Well if Rei is Earl Grey, maybe Yui would be Black Tea and Lilith Bergamont Oil.
In the meanwhile, chamaro's Mari.
New Coke, of course
>Pepsi or Coke
Mountain Jew coming through
Sodas are shit.
Rei is my waifu.
Eva has no best girls.
Don't debate it.
How would whe order one?