[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/a/


>gonna singlehandedly destroy /a/ today

Who's the better waifu, Rei or Asuka?
>inb4 "what about mari"
That's like saying "Dr. Pepper" when someone asks you if you like coke or pepsi more- it sounds autistic even if it is the drink of choice.

>I don't want to see just one or the other, I want some reasons, /a/. If this turns into a big enough shitstorm I'll finally watch Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>>
Pepsi tastes like fucking shit, but Asuka is the best girl. I'm conflicted.
>>
Depends. Who is Coke? The originator? The GOAT? I pick that.
>>
Rei

haven't even watched it and it is rei
>>
>>100680043
>Pepsi
>Asuka
>Either you're not an Amerifat or you don't drink that much soda.
>>
Soda is shit. Drink some juice.
>>
>>100679797
>implying Doku Peppa isn't the master race of drinks

>not experiencing the ultimate intellecutal experience
>>
File: 1390000931671.jpg (214.83 KB, 1280x1024)
214.83 KB
214.83 KB JPG
>>100680129
>Red and blue
Come on bro it's not that hard.
>>
Both of them are shit, I rather have far cheaper and better tasting local cola.

Outside of that, well it depends. Both are pretty decent but for different situations.
>>
Misato
>>
>>100680253
So the Redhead is Coke? I choose her. I'd rather have water, though.
>>
File: PepsiThrowback.gif (125.14 KB, 372x704)
125.14 KB
125.14 KB GIF
>>100680043

Asuka is the best girl, and like you I hate regular pepsi. However, pepsi throwback is pretty nice.
>>
>>100680253
Asuka confirmed for best girl.
>>
>>100680207
>juice
>any better

Drink water or tea, everything else has far too much sugar.
>>
>>100680296
>mixing a jack and water
I mean I guess you could do that. But why would you?
>>
File: 1350157596580.jpg (93.64 KB, 500x750)
93.64 KB
93.64 KB JPG
>>100679797
What's Shinji then? RC Cola?
>>
>>100680302
If you like pepsi throwback, you like Rei I, or Yui.

>>100679797

I do not drink soda.
>>
File: I'm perfectly fine.jpg (164.98 KB, 837x469)
164.98 KB
164.98 KB JPG
>>100680393
The Mt Dew flavor that looks like cum.
>>
>>100680390
I don't drink soda. If given the choice for Coke or Pepsi, I'd pick Coke.
>>
>>100680480
>>100680393

Shinji's probably something that's diet and caffeine free.
>>
File: DIET_RITE_COLA_12[1].png (364.71 KB, 343x874)
364.71 KB
364.71 KB PNG
>>100680393
>>100680604
>>
File: Spoiler Image (119.51 KB, 1209x907)
119.51 KB
119.51 KB JPG
The characters of Evangelion, much like all sodas, are all shit. That's kind of the point of the show.

That being said, Blue
>>
>>100680393
Brisk.
>>
File: crystal pepsi.jpg (21.66 KB, 380x278)
21.66 KB
21.66 KB JPG
>>100680393
>>
>>100680687
Can't handle a strong women Anon?
>>
>>100680680
Let me guess, it also has zero taste, doesn't it?
>>
File: 1389751267054.png (14.59 KB, 300x300)
14.59 KB
14.59 KB PNG
>>100680789
But Ramiel-tan is the strongest!
>>
File: choco.jpg (368.83 KB, 1043x1500)
368.83 KB
368.83 KB JPG
>>100680207
Juice is actually quite bad for you. In fact, in some cases, 100% juice is worse for you than carbonated sugar water.

Fructose is actually one of the worst forms of sugar for your body. It's no problem in fruits, but separated from the natural fibers whole fruits provide and concentrated in mass in drink, it can wreck havoc on your body. Not to mention many juices are highly acidic and tear away at your teeth.

I was floored by this at first, too, and recommend you do your own research. This article is a nice place to start:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/10238549/Is-fruit-juice-bad-for-your-health.html

In my opinion, humans should stick to water, green tea, and milk.
>>
File: 1390000568652.jpg (30.96 KB, 261x253)
30.96 KB
30.96 KB JPG
>>100680789
So strong she's a 10 on the Mohs scale.
>>
>>100680899
Milk is terrible for you too.
>>
>>100680960
Fuck, if everything's terrible, let's just drink air.
>>
>>100680856
It has a taste, but not precisely a good one.
>>
>>100681052
Nope, airborne pathogens can still enter through your airways.
>>
>>100680899
Water is bad for you. Could drown yourself. Milk is bad as well, too much will give you kidney stones. Even tea causes brittle bones and the loss of teeth.

Moderation is the key for everything.
>>
>>100681052
Did you know that people who breath have 100% higher chance of getting cancer than people who don't?
>>
Drink alkaline water.
>>
>>100681111
Milk is bad because it's basically fatty sugar water and loaded with estrogen and other hormones. I do like almond milk, but the only time I have it is with cereal.
>>
>>100681241
Dude. cereal is terrible for you. The factories that make that shit have a chance of letting mites and insects into the process. You could literally be eating fire ants, anon. Have fun in the ER
>>
>>100681369
Fire ants are just pre-spiced bits of protein.
>>
>>100681369
No packaging process is 100% foolproof, but yes even without insects and shit cereal is basically just sugar. The fire ants probably have more nutritional value than the cereal does.
>>
>>100681241
>eating cereals
>not starting your day with oat porridge
>>
>>100681144
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc
>>
File: 1389575545444.jpg (164.63 KB, 778x658)
164.63 KB
164.63 KB JPG
>>100681531
I'm not a fucking serf.
>>
So, from this thread, we can determine that the only safe thing to drink is the raw blood of a virgin?
>>
>>100681682
Nope, blood has too much iron. It's far from safe.
>>
>>100681682
She might have aids.
>>
>>100681815
Only if her parents do.
>>
Why doesn't Misato have a beer belly?
>>
File: MultiTrackDrifting.jpg (59.60 KB, 500x361)
59.60 KB
59.60 KB JPG
This thread in a nutshell.
>>
>>100681870
Or of someone put a needle with aids on seats in a cinema and she sat on it.
>>
File: 1389384158571.jpg (112.72 KB, 431x450)
112.72 KB
112.72 KB JPG
>>100681909
>>
>>100681682
you can also drink destilled water i would guess
>>
>>100681948
>>100681815
>>100681682
Fuck it, being dead is the only safest option.
>>
Asuka, Rei, Coke, Pepsi. They're all shit taste.
>>
>>100681959
Distilled water will fuck up your digestive track. I have no idea why.
>>
So...
what kind of soda is Gendo?
I wouldn't be surprised if we consider him Rum and Coke or something.
>>
>>100682089
Gendo is the drink of depression: Vodka.
>>
>>100682011
What the fuck is Ausuka, Rei, Coke and Pepsi? We're discussing nutrition, faggot.
>>
>>100682081
That's because it is filled with harmful dihydrogen monoxide.
>>
>>100682089
Gendo is Moxie. Nobody loves him.
>>
>>100681959
Distilled water is shit.

Your body needs electrolytes, man.
>>
>>100679797
Who would root beer be?
I don't think there's anyone sweet enough in Evangelion. But I like root beer.
>>
>>100682224
That would be Mari I guess.
>>
>>100682181
>That's because it is filled with harmful dihydrogen monoxide.
That stuff is realy harmfull. But i heard dioxygen is even worse
>>
Rei.
>>
>>100682224
Guybrush Threepwood
>>
>>100682224
Kaworu
>>
>>100682389
>implying Kaworu wouldn't be like drinking antiseptic
>>
I'm fucking amazed none of you has made any reference to Tang.
>>
File: Ibuki Maya.jpg (55.74 KB, 222x640)
55.74 KB
55.74 KB JPG
>rei
>asuka
Maya Ibuki for best gf
fuck your emotional(ly unstable) bullshit
>>
>>100682523
Maybe she has some issues over Ritsuko already having plenty of pussy.
>>
>>100681226
This.
>>
>>100682523
She's a lesbian so she has one issue, your penis.
>>
>>100682523
>Wanting a lesbian
>>
>>100680393
Shinji is barely carbonated club soda, aka water.
>>
>>100681667
he looks like he's doing the nene

that was one for my homies in Atlanta
>>
File: 1361240400635.jpg (617.34 KB, 900x1200)
617.34 KB
617.34 KB JPG
Coke is best girl
>>
>>100680960
>>100681111

Milk in moderation, juice never. Milk has upsides and downsides. Juice is mostly downsides.
>>
>>100684081
i-is semen okay?
>>
>>100683728
Why did they change her name to "Shinikami Langley" ? Was "Langley Soryu" not Japanese enough for them or something?
>>
>>100684180
In moderation.
>>
>>100684182
Arbitrary ship naming conventions. New EVA means a new era, so the main girls all got renamed to post WWII era warships.
>>
Rei is pepsi because they're both blue and she is second best.
Asuka is Coke because both are red and she is best/winning girl.
Mari is some off brand shit that came out later one that no one but a few idiots care about. Dr. fizz maybe.
>>
File: choco_ice.jpg (350.55 KB, 1039x1500)
350.55 KB
350.55 KB JPG
>>100681682
Never: Juice, Soft Drinks

Sometimes: Milk, Tea.

Always, and probably more often than you are currently: Water
>>
>>100684416
What about some good old homemade moonshine?
>>
>>100679797
>Mari = Dr. Pepper

But, I don't understand... Dr. Pepper has flavour.
>>
>>100684182
They're named after cold-war era ships, while in the original series they were all named after IJN vessels

its symbolic yo
>>
>>100681682
Also, to answer your question.

It's a common misconception that the blood of raw virgins is good for your health. The blood of prepubescent girls IS healthy, and full of growth hormone (HGH) that will restore your youth and give you supernatural abilities. The blood of adult women (regardless of virginity) is not only not healthy, but can actually be bad for you.
>>
>>100680043
>Hate Pepsi
>Like Asuka
Wow. Your taste is fucking horrid
Pepsi and Teh Rei for life
>>
>>100684281
>>100684667
Thanks. Such symbolic!

>>100684472
Sometimes. But to be serious moonshine largely consists of alcohol, which is one of the only macronutrient (as opposed to fat, carbs and protein) that possess virtually no health benefit and could be considered "worthless calories" --in addition to carrying a variety of other health risks.
>>
File: kyoumacristina.jpg (213.96 KB, 540x729)
213.96 KB
213.96 KB JPG
>>100684537
Yeah, Dr. Pepper is great. Mari needs to get the fuck out of Unit 02 before I go beast mode on her. And not in a good way. Never in a good way.
>>
File: 0017.jpg (197.67 KB, 450x1433)
197.67 KB
197.67 KB JPG
What is Kaworu?
>>
File: store brand.jpg (44.54 KB, 640x480)
44.54 KB
44.54 KB JPG
>Mana
>>
File: 1378358713399.jpg (146.75 KB, 1202x800)
146.75 KB
146.75 KB JPG
Official /a/ best (Evangelion) girl poll
http://strawpoll.me/665204
>>
>>100685003
Bleach
>>
>>100685461
> Asuka crushing the competition

Seems like /a/ has some good taste.
>>
Coke & Rei

Coke because Pepsi tastes like plastic and Rei because Asuka is a self-centric bitch. Having a fucked up past doesn't even matter on that one, she had no reason to be such an asshole towards practically everyone the whole time.
>>
Coke > pepsi > diet pepsi > diet coke
misato > rei > asuka > shit tier > everyone else
>>
>>100679797
That's not even a real question... Rei hands down faggot... Asuka is a cunt, and she is german... Never again am I dating a fucking german.
>>
>>100685461
>No iinchou
your poll is shit.
>>
>>100685923
So, I heard you like boobs.
>>
>>100679797
Coke and Pepsi is the same shit.
Mari is most definitely best girl.
>>
Lain>Rei=Alita>Seras

But if I had to waifu it would be Midori from Shoujo Tsubaki out of pity...
>>
File: 1390200497951.png (430.87 KB, 400x673)
430.87 KB
430.87 KB PNG
>>100685461
An image like that makes me think Eva might not be so bad as a generic giant robot show. If only for a little while.
>>
File: 0476407.jpg (14.52 KB, 150x150)
14.52 KB
14.52 KB JPG
Kaworu is milk because he makes your boners strong and hard.
>>
File: 1213424235464.jpg (108.39 KB, 960x809)
108.39 KB
108.39 KB JPG
>>100687051
Strawberry Fanta suits him better.
>>
>>100687288
I wonder what Kaworu's blood tastes like.
>>
>>100687407
salty milk and coins
>>
>>100687288
>>100687407

He's more like a Ketchup bottle, you squeeze it and red stuff come out from the top
>>
>>100687497
>>100687565
Why does this turn me on.
>>
>>100687565
And Rei would be more like Yakult, since it comes with spares
>>
>>100679797
Asuka, because Rei is too reserved for me.

And fuck you Dr Pepper doesnt need to confide to your either or scenarios. Dr Pepper ascends beyond the laws of man.
>>
>>100687842
Okabe, please.
>>
File: 43c.jpg (86.99 KB, 316x354)
86.99 KB
86.99 KB JPG
>>100687565
>you squeeze it and red stuff come out from the top
>>
File: Unit 01 & Kaworu.gif (2.13 MB, 315x187)
2.13 MB
2.13 MB GIF
>>100688848
>>
>>100679797
Did I just read no Dr. Pepper? Fuck you OP, that is better than both cokes and just so happens it's Mari that is Dr.P.
>>
>>100689348
> liking dr. pepper
yeah ok
> liking mari
get the fuck out
>>
File: 1386718212997.jpg (42.48 KB, 704x480)
42.48 KB
42.48 KB JPG
Nah, Mari's like Mtn Dew since she's XTREME. Dr. Pepper's a nice vanilla girl like Hikari.
>>
>>100679797
but what about the only good girl in eva misato?
>>
Looks- Rei
Personality- Asuka
Shit- Mari
>>
>>100691158
Grape juice.
>>
>>100691158
Yebisu
>>
>>100691212
grape soda
>>
who the fuck is rei? she ain't canon so she doesnt exist.
>>
File: 551942-untitled_4.png (587.74 KB, 1600x900)
587.74 KB
587.74 KB PNG
>>100691212
Really?
>>
>>100691266
What?
>>
>>100691266
you mean Mari right?
>>
>>100691511
yes
>>
File: 1387227041160.gif (154.08 KB, 704x480)
154.08 KB
154.08 KB GIF
I like Rei, but prefer Coke.
>>
File: leaf.gif (1.44 MB, 200x150)
1.44 MB
1.44 MB GIF
>drinking soda
Everyone in this thread a shit.
>>
Would Asuka be coffee and Rei tea then?
>>
>>100694080
That seems very appropiate, so we got:
Rei: Tea
Asuka: Coffee
Misato: Beer
Kaworu: Ketchup
>>
>>100694273
But what about best Maya girl?
>>
File: 140644-mari03_super.jpg (62.26 KB, 598x900)
62.26 KB
62.26 KB JPG
>>100694273
Mari would probably be some kind of espresso drink that's not just regular coffee.

I don't even like her but goddamn Chamaro does something to me I can't describe.
>>
>>100689204
kaworu and shinji in 3.0: a visual representation
>>
File: 1148807514084.jpg (50.09 KB, 400x400)
50.09 KB
50.09 KB JPG
>>100694496
We'd have to figure out what Ritsuko is aside from bad perfume and cigarettes and then make her a milder version of that.
>>
>>100694763
something only really lonely women drink, like canned cocktails
>>
File: Ibuki.Maya.full.180641.jpg (1.50 MB, 3537x3335)
1.50 MB
1.50 MB JPG
>>100694496
She's lovely but I don't know, She's quite nice and nontoxic so maybe cool natural water?
I don't know what do you think?
>>
>>100694833
that'd make maya a wine cooler. Or Smirnoff Ice or a mike's hard lemonade.
>>
>>100694906
wine coolers sound about right
>>
>>100694833
I don't know about canned, but Ritsuko is certainly a cocktail.
>>
File: 1378250777839.jpg (44.43 KB, 400x400)
44.43 KB
44.43 KB JPG
>>100694957
>>
File: 1386790827358.jpg (408.41 KB, 709x934)
408.41 KB
408.41 KB JPG
>>
>>100695472
If Rei is Tea, would Q be an herbal infusion? After all there are people who think they're the same thing.
>>
File: 1386794669135.jpg (1.49 MB, 1240x1754)
1.49 MB
1.49 MB JPG
>>100695988
Well, I mean all real tea is camellia sinensis. If you think about it, it's like derivative rei clones everywhere. Q's more like a fruit flavored tea. It's still tea, just not the tea we know and love.
>>
>>100696151
That's my point, there are different varieties of tea, but they have in common the camellia sinensis 'soul'. Infusions don't.
>>
File: 1171644579034.jpg (26.72 KB, 516x388)
26.72 KB
26.72 KB JPG
>>100696604
I was under the impression Q is still a Rei clone. Herbal infusion would be Mana or something like that because she's as far off the ranch as we get.

Also is Hikari Sunny Delight?
>>
File: 1352941725209.jpg (152.60 KB, 602x850)
152.60 KB
152.60 KB JPG
>>100696781
Still a rei clone with a soul that is.
>>
>>100696781
Mana is those knockoff soda brands
>>
>>100694578
It's her pretty face. Imagine the sensual glans licking.
>>
File: 1171868214378.jpg (114.49 KB, 640x890)
114.49 KB
114.49 KB JPG
Ooh, ooh, and this chick that no one remembers.
>>
>>100696781
No Q is a Yui clone the same way that Rei is, so they're brewed the same way but one has tea leaves, the other one doesn't. But the metaphor is getting too stretched so I'll leave it here.
>>
File: 10775.jpg (123.21 KB, 570x876)
123.21 KB
123.21 KB JPG
>tfw masturbate to Misato everyday
>>
>>100697040
10/10 would love tenderly, cuddle afterwards, and talk about hopes and dreams with.

>>100697130
fair enough.
>>
File: 1386635301389.png (345.18 KB, 800x436)
345.18 KB
345.18 KB PNG
What would the difference be between Shikinami and Sorhyu?
>>
>>100697550
Shikinami is dog shit.

Soryu is whatever heaven would taste like.
>>
>>100697550
Shinkinami would be Instant Coffee, not as much of a nuisance to deal with but not much character either.
>>
>>100697113
I think this is our candidate for Crystal Pepsi.
>>
File: 1158895066904.gif (27.90 KB, 500x500)
27.90 KB
27.90 KB GIF
>>
File: Maria_Vincennes.png (263.40 KB, 722x460)
263.40 KB
263.40 KB PNG
>>100697913
I wonder if in NGE she died at the Nevada incident.
>>
File: 1265164822606.jpg (267.98 KB, 1280x960)
267.98 KB
267.98 KB JPG
>>100698061
We'll never get a word of god about it, so speculate away.
>>
File: evagroupextendednu8.png (425.22 KB, 1024x406)
425.22 KB
425.22 KB PNG
>>100697130
On the flip side of that, if Rei is Tea, what's Yui?
>>
>>100679797
Rei x Asuka
/thread
>>
>>100698328
Well if Rei is Earl Grey, maybe Yui would be Black Tea and Lilith Bergamont Oil.
>>
>>
In the meanwhile, chamaro's Mari.
>>
>>100697550
New Coke, of course
>>
>>
>>
File: iR1kYyl.jpg (193.47 KB, 1200x800)
193.47 KB
193.47 KB JPG
>Pepsi or Coke
Mountain Jew coming through
>>
Sodas are shit.
Rei is my waifu.
Eva has no best girls.
>>
File: 121321542353654.png (2.42 MB, 1920x816)
2.42 MB
2.42 MB PNG
Sangria Senorial.

Don't debate it.
>>
>>100702303
How would whe order one?
>>
>>100702543
>she



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.