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Light Yagami waited
The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air
There were criminals in the world
He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years
His warnings to society were not listened to
and now it was too late
Far too late for now, anyway, far too late for now, anyway
Light was a police officer for fourteen years
When he was young he watched the criminals and he said to dad
"I want to be a police officers daddy"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CRIMINALS"
There was a time when he believed him
Then as he got oldered he stopped
But now in the capital of Japan he knew
there were Criminals
"This is L" the radio crackered
"You must stop killing the criminals"
So Light gotted his Death Note and blew up the wall
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the criminals
"I will arrest him" said L and he deduced Light’s identity
Light wrote his name in the Death Note and tried to eliminated him
But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill
"No! I must kill the criminals" he shouted
L said "No, Light... You are the criminals"
And then Light was dead.
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Into the Pet Cemetery with him.
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It's funny because it's so true.
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>>10067905
Yeah it's funny because HOLY CRAPSHITFUCK LEARN 2 ENGLISH
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BEST THREAD ON /a/
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>So Light gotted his Death Note and blew up the wall

I lolled.
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>>10067927
>>10067882

This amuses me greatly.
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>>10067955

Yes, it does. Makes you look a moron, and at least I look like a half-intelligent person.
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>>10067980
>intelligent

Right, and that's why I KILLED YOUR ASS.

Makes perfect sense.
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>"No, Light... You are the criminals"

Got tears in my eyes.
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JOHN YAGAMI WHO WAS LIGHT YAGAMI'S BROTHER...
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I WANT TO BE THE NEW GOD!
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
TO WRITE CRIMINALS IS MY REAL TEST!
TO KILL THEM IS MY CAUSE!
I WILL WRITE THEM ACROSS THE PAGE!
KILLING FAR AND WIDE!
EACH NAME I WRITE KILL EVERY ONE!
IT WORKS RIGHT EVERY TIME!
DEATH NOTE!
GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL!
IT'S YOU AND ME!
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY!
DEATH NOTE!
OH, IT'S MY WEAPON IN A WORLD I MUST DEFEND!
DEATH NOTE!
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>>10068000

Whatever. YOU are the criminal.
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>>10068048

My...my eyes. THEY BURN.
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>>10068048
well-played.
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>>10068048
Bravo. Bravo.
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>>10068048
isn't that missing a line beafore the deeeeeeeeeeeath noooooooote part?
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>>10068048
>>10067956
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>>10068017
>>10067882

oh, why did i lol
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>>10068048

CAPTAIN KIRA
HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA TAKE THE CRIME RATES DOWN TO ZERO
HE KILLS CRIMINALS FAR AND WIDE
AND HE'S FIGHTING ON THE PLANET'S SIDE
CAPTAIN KIRA
HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA TAKE THE CRIME RATES DOWN TO ZERO
GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUNDER
BAD GUYS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER
L: "You'll pay for this, Captain Kira!"
Misa + Mikami: WE'RE THE KIRA-TEERS
AND YOU CAN BE ONE TOO
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fucking lol
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>>10068048

Changes were made I see
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Somebody screencap this shit.
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Posting the epicness from yesterday
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Adult Near is not amused.
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>>10068185

>5

I'm sure that's nothing more than a coincidence...
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>>10068164
there was a thread a few months ago with death note lyrics to children anime songs, I guess it's from there.


it was an epic thread
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>>10068167
Oh lawd.
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>>10068185

i lol'D
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Let's go DEATH NOTE!
flying in the sky, spirits are so high!
DEATH NOTE! DEATH NOTE!

Light: being a superhero RULES!
L: I'll stop you!

Teamwork and friendship, can get us through it all! With the power of the death note, we will never fall! (DEATH NOTE DEATH NOTE)

GOTTA FLY HIGHER (DEATH NOTE)
GOTTA SOAR IN THE SKY
GOTTA GET STRONGER (DEATH NOTE)
TO DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS

DEATH NOTE!
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>>10068206

Yeah, most likely, but fuck it was funny.
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>>10068185

WAT
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>>10068185

You little shits ruined my thread btw.
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>>10068185
THIS
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Yagami Light, I challenge you to a duel!
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Kyra, your reign of terror ends here.. Bla bla bla bla.... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>10068338
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>>10068185
Is that Mikami with card crusher face?
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A challenger appears
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>>10068404
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someone continue this epic and equally disturbing thread
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Pikachu has used Thunder Bolt! Critical Hit!
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>>10068480
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not according to keikaku
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>>10068512
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God damn. If only I could have had a Pikachu, I would have defeated Light so much easier.
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>>10068561

Thanks for siding with me, asshole.

/sarcasm
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I WILL NOT ALLOW FAGGOTS ON MY /a/
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>>10068626
Sorry but they have invaded.
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>>10068626
Why are you here then?
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Did I just hear someone say the word faggot?
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>>10068616

Then I guess...
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>>10068729

I'll have to...
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>>10068733

useeee
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>>10068739

CONFUSE
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>>10068746

RAY
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>>10068756
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Confuse ray?!? Oh my God!
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>>10068762

DON'T DO IT, GOLBAT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
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>>10068762
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>>10068830
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SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT!
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>>10068871

You're welcome.
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Loved how a death note thread turned into a Globat-using-confuse-ray-and-moron-telling-him-its-not-worthy thread.
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>>10068871

How about no? This is made of same person and fail.
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>>10068906

Go the fuck back to /b/, where you belong because only a stupid ass from /b/ could jump to those kind of conclusions.
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sage
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I KNOW I CAN SAGE

THE 404 LIES BEYOND THE SUBMIT BUTTON
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>>10068938
>>10068926
>>10068911

Same fag.
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Pathetic thread. It started out as awesome and then deterred in this crap.

Sage and reported.
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the best current thread of /a/ right now

Don't stop.
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WAITING FOR 404'd
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>>10068967
Yead, I came.
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>>10068944

no shit, holmes
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We can't end this thread without some pokemon rape!
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what happened to the threaD?
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>>10069114
its FUCKING DEAD.



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