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What if Kaiji had to play Jenga?
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What if Akagi had to play Jenga?
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>>100679059
He's too good with sleights of hand, he'd put pieces back.
He also doesn't get scared of anything.
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What if Zero had to play Jenga?
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>>100678603
>>100679059
We went through this before. Kaiji would try to carefully remove pieces from the top while Akagi would constantly bump the table to see what he could remove.

The better question is what if they played UNO?
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What if Kurosawa had to play Jenga?
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Zawawa
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>>100678603
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>>100679589
He's Kaiji for kids.
>>100679691
He'd fuck up, then try to make it up in some convoluted way that only makes it worse and ends up embarrassing him more.
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>>100679589
He would calculate the gravitational pull on the pieces or someshit to determine what he could pull.

>>100679691
Loses in the 2nd or 3rd pull and gets laughed at, as expected.
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>>100678603
>IT STAGGERS!
>IT STAGGERS!
>IT STAAAGGERS!
>IT CAN FALL IN ANY SECOND NOW!
>DAGA!
>SHIKAAAAAAAAASHI!
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>>100679858
>He's Kaiji for kids.
He's Kaiji in terms of the first part gambles, but he's closer to Akagi in terms of composure, and his character is different from both aside from being good.
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[x] Tilt the building
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>>100679979
A whole fucking episode of the tower staggering.
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>>100679985
I think of him as the shounen imagining of Kaiji because he's all about do the right thing and power of friendship, whereas Kaiji is oh fuck the yakuza will sell my fucking organs.
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>>100680040
It was a fucking brilliant plan.
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what if joseph had to drop coins into a cup of jenga?
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>>100680266
>my girlfriend's face when we got to that part
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>>100680251
Zero IS for younger audiences indeed, but the underlying brutality in case of failure is the same. Remember the pendulum and finger gambles.
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>>100680407
Funny, she made the exact same face last night.
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>>100680492
Yes, you guessed right, we did have sex last night.
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>>100680670
It wasn't a guess.
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>>100680407
>girlfriend
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And then Endou would come and "accidentaly" destroy Kaiji's tower
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What if Kaiki had to play Jenga?
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>>100682587
He'd trick you into paying for the privilege of taking his turns.
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∠'⁷⅁ ざわ…ざわ…ざわ…
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Goddamn I could imagine the tension. A whole episode of 'ZAWAS' as the tower sways to the right and then to the left.

Kurosawa>Kaiji>Akagi=Zero>>>Gai
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>>100684484
>Akagi below Kaiji
YA FUCKED UP
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>>100678603
he'd hate it
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>>100680492
>>100680670
You guys too? No wonder she was so messed.
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>>100678603
Let me greentext it for you

>KAIJI FACES JENGA
>JENGAAAAAA
>Zawa zawa...
>Okay, all I have to do is start with the easy ones
>Kaijii-kun~
>ALL THE EASY TILES ARE GONE
>GOOONNEEEEEEEEEEE
>KUYASHIIII!!!!
>Zawaa....
>KAIJI IS PLAYING AGAINST DEATH
>WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
>KAIJI KEEPS TAKING TILES
>SHIKASHI!
>Zawa......
>SHIKASHII!
>KAIJI IS IN THE BRINK OF DEATHH
>INMINENT DEATHHH
>Zawa zawa zawaaaa...
>KAIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ASDGKJDSKJGFDSJKSAK
>SHIKASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Kaiji remembers that one metaphor about life and death based on crickets and Gyudon his highschool teacher once told him when he caught him playing dices outside school
>I CAN DO THIS
>Wish starts playing
>KAIJI KEEPS GOING AND GOING
>KAIJI SURVIVES
>SHIKASHIII
>THE TILES HE TOOK WERE THE MOST VALUABLE ONES BECAUSE HE DID NOT KNOW THE TILES LEFT GIVE THE VALUE TO THIS STUPID GAMBRU
>AND KAIJI JUST WON 300 YEN
>300 YEEEEENNNNNNN
>Zawa...?
>KUYASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Zawa....

The end.
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>>100684617
when i was fucking her over her sleeping boyfriend was the best, the way cum oozed out of her asshole & dripped on his retarded undoubting face
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>>100684823
shit you got me all fired up
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>>100681638
ENDOUUUUUU
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I hate it.
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>>100686510
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nobuyuki fukumoto should write the next yugioh series
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I want to become an evil eccentric billionaire just to give someone the chance to become Kaiji.
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>>100686510
>>100686613
THEY HATE IT
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>Fukumoto will die in our lifetime
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>>100686802
Imagine if instead of creating a Kaiji you wake up one Akagi, one Zero and one Tokuchi.
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>>100686875
Not if I kill myself first
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>>100686945
>one Tokuchi.
I'd start watching baseball
>one Akagi
That'd be rad for my mahjong club
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>>100680330
Why didn't Grandpa just use his hamon to hold the water in place through the table?
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>>100687648
Too flashy.
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>>100687569
>I'd start watching baseball
>Not watching baseball already

>That'd be rad for my mahjong club
>Implying you wouldn't be dead because of massive blood loss
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>>100687752
>Implying you wouldn't be dead because of massive blood loss
>implying I'd be stupid enough to gamble with Akagi
I'd like to try Washizu mahjong but we'd have to buy a set for it. Oh, without the blood part though.
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>>100680078
YES
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>>100678603
>>100679979
>>100680078
>>100687853
fund it



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