hey /a/, I'm trying to Uchiha Massacre my "friends". I'm tired of all this and want to finally finish them all off. Any tips before I go on this rampage?
>mfw the night before the massacre.
pic related what I'm going to wear. Yes, I'm going to dress up as a Naruto character, this will catch attention of the news and set a worldwide otaku rampage to kill all those who made them feel foolish.
Might as well as me anything before I do it. Go.
g8 b8 m8
ebinnn, but check my single digits
dont forget your sharin-gan(demon eye) and ninja throwing stars(shuri-kan)
This is a new one. +2 points for originality.
if you're serious about this OP, don't you dare pussy out
we need more people like you in the world
if you're a troll, we don't care and get the fuck out
inb4 /a/ on CNN
WHATA FUCK MAN xD
No, I will complete my mission. These guys have gone on for far too long. I am not a faggot, my pride has been broken.
I bought a Kill Bill katana online and I will use that to slaughter them when we all meet up tonight for some monopoly.
Would your name happen to be D'mond?
But your friends die when they are killed.
make sure it's not fake and can actually cut through flesh or else you'll just end up fucking yourself over
Also which state do you live in, just so we know which news to check
Don't you mean a kill la kill katana ?
I can tell this is going to be a wonderful thread.
Karl is that you?
God bless the USA.
use a thousand folded blade
>and ninja throwing stars(shuri-kan)
You're baiting, but I actually feel kind of like you. My "friends" don't make fun of me or anything, but after we became roomates, they became as funny as eight years old kids, taking all the day about penises (like 100 or 200 times a day). I seriously want to hit them with a bat or something. And they keep clinging at me. Fuck.
Get doubles and check doubles itt.
I do not go by my english name anymore. My name is Kyosuke Takashima.
When we start to play I will commence the massacre. Blood will be spilled.
You'll know when on the news you see a Konoha headband on the scene, it will be my signature. And just pay attention to the West.
Like I said, I have abandoned my foolish Western name.
No, I named my blade Chidori after the real life samurai and blade. Then when I kill all my enemies it will evolve to Raikiri.
Assuming this is just some joke,
You need Sharingan eyes, OP. Buy the contact lenses before you do anything else. Don't be a bitch
okay now I know this is a troll but I enjoyed myself, thanks OP
I already bought some last week for a decent price. I will wear the Mangekyou ones too.
Here we go
They're trying to seduce you.
Dubs get intiate.
OP si severely lacking in style.
>inb4 not anime this applies to the whole thread